I love how Ari doesn’t trust Bert to make him a drink

@thomasisaacson8071

8 ай бұрын

Ironic 😂

@TheJustJoe

8 ай бұрын

Lol, yah I was watching closely to see if he dosed somebody. 😅 that dude is douchie af.

@KelseyOllis

8 ай бұрын

Probably because Ari doses the fuck out of everyone.

@d-puppup

8 ай бұрын

Ari's the one who drugged him before!

@skizz0tty

8 ай бұрын

I'd almost pay to party with Ari: almost; there's no guarantee he'll dose me with something fun like lsd

Bartender- Nick Swardson Car Salesman - Andrew Santino Defense Lawyer - Anthony Jeselnik

Please let your videographers and editors carry on what they're doing. Those cutaways to ARI were amazing.

This faked me out initially. I was like, "Oh shit. Since when is Ari allowed back at Bert's house?". Lol.

@FluffyHarmlessKitten

8 ай бұрын

TBF, he doesn't shoot this at his place anywho.

@brbenedi

8 ай бұрын

he was in new york.

@TreCayUltimateLife

8 ай бұрын

@@FluffyHarmlessKittensometimes he does, check the eps

@FluffyHarmlessKitten

8 ай бұрын

in this kitchen, he does not, he mentions multiple times not knowing where anything is, check the eps. @@TreCayUltimateLife

@bootpig1940

5 ай бұрын

Lol that's not Bert's house 😂

So glad he’s reuploading all these old ones. I missed them.

@je__.

8 ай бұрын

i wish he'd also consider uploading early bertcast episodes i cant find the 1-100 episodes anywhere

Sean Patton is proof of what Bam would look like now if he got sober 7 years ago

@deaderthendead041

2 ай бұрын

Ur not wrong, The beard is a lot thinner but yeah that's basically what he looks like now that he's sober, I saw a picture of him like a month ago where they said he was sober and he's definitely looking healthier

The sideways slander between Bert and Tom is always solid 😂

Love that this “ari defense talk” was BEFORE Ari drugged Bert!

Without a doubt if I needed that life sentence saving speech I’m going Joey Diaz

Bert for the bartender Mark Normand as the car salesman in Tom Segura as the lawyer

Thank God this is available. Holy shiz, I never thought this would be uploaded. Big fan of Sean Patton!

Sean's knife skills are legit, looks like he went through culinary school.

@faucettw91

8 ай бұрын

Other than the part where he didn't cut off the white bitter part of the pepper, sure

@uhhhidk...

8 ай бұрын

Dude acts like evey chef that's cooked for a year and walks around thinking he knows anything lmao

I was 10min in before I realized it was an old ep. I forgot how good this one was and about the tissue 🤢😂

Thanks for the laughs guys that was awesome😂

"He punches his puppies, he makes his fans cut themselves, and he donates to isis" 😂💀

Excellent recipe can't recommend enough!

Ari perfectly pulled off not doing any of the work but joining in on the fun parts of the cooking .

@jhall900

8 ай бұрын

Шtrue lolololol

@jhall900

8 ай бұрын

What the hell they all need a podcast. Never said that . Never will again a triple pod now as a 1. Ever commentator

Glad to see them hanging together

Been waitin for this

great episodee 😂

Excellent choice for guests!

Can we all just acknowledge that Ari has an old school flip phone? 35:33

I saw this came out this afternoon, but was waiting to watch it because I love watching these at night blazing bowls. I was so pumped to watch it. I then remembered I already saw this episode and that it was repeat and was kind of bummed, but still watched. After watching it, I'm pumped I rewatched the episode.

@Glockdad

8 ай бұрын

I feel the same way. I definitely wait for the kids to go to bed to turn on somethings burning

Bartender- Bert ( knows his product) Cars salesman - Bernie Mac Lawyer- Chappelle or Burr or Carling, tough call

And in this moment, my heart is with LeeAnn. Lol the best most understanding wife there is I swear.

@SteveN-zg6ww

8 ай бұрын

yeah she likes money too

Bill Cosby as bartender, George Carlin as car salesman, and Rodney Dangerfeild as lawyer.

I dont have an answer for all of them, but for my defense attorney, I would take Joey Diaz. Lol

Drinking comics: Stanhope, White, Chrysler, Gillis, and Swardson. Car salesman: Tim Dillon. You might not leave with the car you planned, but you will leave with something. Defense Attorney: Jon Mulaney ; Both his parents are lawyers and he can wear a suit well.

This dude just said all sausage is cooked..... and he is a cook lmao 🤣 😂 😆 😅

Aris bringing a whole new meaning to sausage party

Wuxtry records! cool to see Ari repping my hometown record shop

After this episode i now keep Tony Chachere's in my kitchen

IT'S TIME! RELEASE THE EPISODE. ❤

I want to see bert do a Louisiana Wellington. Who's with me?

I'm SO happy seeing Bam Margera doing so well! =P

This show was a great idea. Would be a cool Netflix series.

@Jeffro5564

8 ай бұрын

Will never happen, Netflix would edit all jokes and make it children friendly hahaha you must be new to Bert hahahahahahahah

@deaderthendead041

2 ай бұрын

Not as long as Ari Shaffir is throwing bloody tampons at bert

@deaderthendead041

2 ай бұрын

​@@Jeffro5564 children friendly? There's a homo-erotic cartoon about vampires, nudity, documentaries about all kinds of debauchery from murder to Anything else you can think of. "Kid f"😅

Ari that put dmt in ur drink is complaining about a few extra oz. Of booze lol. Classic

I would love to see Sam Tripoli as a defense attorney. Learned the facts, but forgets half of them by the time that court rolls around, gives a speech and then tries to ring a bell 😂

39:18...did the shrooms finally kick in for Ari?? 😂

The old layout worked better for everyone to help out, missed these

This is my favorite show to watch on youtube

I'd take Robin Williams as my Defense Laywaer! All day anyday!

Berts mixing the hurricane and Ari is standing there like oh God with his face in his hands. What he was thinking was why didn't I bring Molly this time.

Aaaaaa great episode.....But.... The whole time you set the jumbleia on high after adding the rice....I was like, check it,check it,check it full anxiety and turn it down, and cover it

Put that on a kracker doooood!!

How did Ari not choose Mark Normand as the attorney. "Motion, motion of the ocean!"

Ari for sure if i was in need of a lawyer Bert if i was looking for a great deal on a car, And sean if i need catering for a party But every one of them are in the trade they are best at, comedy. You're all killing it

@bootpig1940

5 ай бұрын

Btw ..I would be okay with any of them being a bartender..... Ari could be sketchy....but I stand by my statement

I was like no way ari is with burt then I realized it was a old episode lol

@MysticGwen

8 ай бұрын

They should have a reunion 🫂, with Joe, Joey, Tim, Ari, & Bert for somethings burning 🔥

40:55 i like how they start speaking quietly so that no one overhears what they are saying about Tom

SAL VULCANO FROM IMPRACRICAL JOKERS AS A BAR TENDER?! YES

16:40 Dang B-Man got hands!!!

Love Sean Pattron

I love watching this show while I cook dinner makes the time go back so much faster! Doesn’t hurt that I’m crying laughing the whole time thanks BERT!!!! Can’t wait to see you kill it on stage again in Philly!

Dave chappelle, probably everyone’s go to answer, but since he can do comedy backwards, he’s my lawyer!

Bert makes a drink like a Highschool kid.

Sean is so underrated

Chris Farley was a great Party'n Comedian rip.🌿🍄🍸🍹🍄🌿

Love how Bert has said he's sober in like 4 other podcasts but then drinks in every one. lol

@tdub88587

8 ай бұрын

This is an archive episode. Can you read?

@p3rpNZ

8 ай бұрын

@@tdub88587 best part of the internet aye people have a world of information at their fingertips and still manage to be stupid.

if sean is in it I'm watching.

NO WAY!!! i was just in Dublin too bwahahaha

Ari rocking the Wuxtry T!

top 5 drinking comics, -doug -bert -dave -chris farley -ron white in that order, yea if u add the drug ones then mitch, greg, belushi, artie, and kinison for the top ten.

3:24 Ari's Brain: "Is this real or are am I really that high?"

Also, I AM commenting as I watch this live - it's 2023 ya'll don't know me

Sean Patton looks like if Bam Margera would have been a suburban family man with an office job. 🤣

Dearest Bert Kreisher, You sir, are my spirit animal. Your ' Something's Burning ' Is my favorite type of podcast that you do. I may not be as funny, or handsome, or as athletic, or as hung, or as American as you. But what advice would you give a fella who is currently feeling trapped in a corporate spiral of hell and death to break the static corporate life can breed? I've already got the substance abuse trend going down. Do I need to Eat, Pray, Queef?

2 best things about Weed- laughing and Pizza

Is it 3/2 cup or 2/3 cup???😮

Rick glassman's gotta be the lawyer

Is Ari on shrooms lol the way he zoned out

Hahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Seeing Ari quiver when Borty boy Musheen made that first drink - brings back memories when he tried to out Bud Light Shane Gillis

Defensive lawyer. Tripoli!

Oldschoolin

Yesssss

Yessss

I want my Bartender to be Ian Bagg!

Bert. Please, please have "Ismo Leikola" on this show. Would be THE BEST episode.

What, two Berts😮🤙

I would steal someones Tony's if I was getting low lol. Definitely a Louisiana thing.

Lawyer: Tim Dillion Car salesman: Andrew Schulz

Can we get a something burning with Ms Pat and Donnell? Would be fuckin epic

damn Tom lol

That looks so fucking good actually!

I love how you never know what Aris going to do next😂

26:07 how...TF were kennison and prior left out of that list?!?😮

What was that thing they blurred out at the end???

Can't wait to see Ari in the new series!

I love ari fucking with Bert. And it was great seeing Patton take over cooking duties.

Hand grenades were green, and the hurricanes were blue right? I stayed right in that old hotel right across the street from that bar.

Sean patton is the fuckin man!

Sam Kinison on the episode of Howard Stern with David Brenner and Carol Alt

Imagine having Bert wife there and she putting stuff in Ari drink hahahah

You guys left out Nick Swardson in the great drunk comedians. That dude killed it while on some serious benders and then it almost killed him. Can you get more legendary than that?!?

You heard it right. At around the 17 min mark Brett admits he can never get enough sausage

Bartender - Big Jay Oakerson Car Salesman - Luis J. Gomez Lawyer - Dave Smith #LOS

Toms going to see this. Then cancel two Bears one Cave lol

George Carlin, Lawyer. Gabriel Igleisias, Car Salesman. Tom Papa, Bartender.

I almost gave this a thumbs up until I realized there wasn't a stitch of Tabasco anywhere to be had...smh...😢😂😂😂

Marknormand and sam also great drinking comics

Hecekers Bert ( I chose to address you as such for the seriousness of the situation) Ari is literally that special kid we all went to school with who was sat in the back of the class. Me thinks he has a '" touch o' de 'tism "