And what did we learn? Always avoid interacting with the Bazmo Billybum.

@Dingodang

9 жыл бұрын

+The Actual Scoutbird i saw a Bazmo Billybum... but that was before the plague hit

@alexm.a.d892

8 жыл бұрын

+SatournFan you are correct soldier said baseball billy bomb

@Dingodang

8 жыл бұрын

Alex M.A.D sniper: k mate

@alexm.a.d892

8 жыл бұрын

+myname mylastname DAH

@Lithobraker

8 жыл бұрын

+Injured Scout No no, he said, "Look out, it's the Bazbo Bibby-Bomb!"

Moral of the story, help sniper piss.

@TerribleTommyFAN

4 жыл бұрын

did you stole that profil ??? name: cookie?

@MominAli-pl2xo

4 жыл бұрын

Ali fuck u lmao

@ryanm.8720

3 жыл бұрын

No!

@Akunai_

3 жыл бұрын

No

"I am a bomb!" And that's how Soldier was banned from flying on airplanes.

@iDUMB

4 жыл бұрын

Little did heavy know, killer queen had already touched soldier.

@logan_jp3

2 жыл бұрын

2:04 Souprice not big

The early adventures of Pootis man, Painis cupcake, Demopan, Bird scout, and vagineer, before they were turned into what they are today.

@ryanm.8720

3 жыл бұрын

Also, the plot is a prototype to 'Heavy Is Dead', where the Heavy immediately declares that he's dead after being fatally wounded, and later forgets that he's suppose to be dead. Also, the Heavy gets blown up in both videos (from being caught in the blast of the explosion the Soldier causes in 'Soldier's Splendiferous Misadventure', and from a failed attempt to resurrect the Heavy in 'Heavy Is Dead'). And the Demoman keeps belching.

2:04 That moment in life where you realize your grand purpose, is to explode.

@kathrynzee9210

10 жыл бұрын

The purpose of Electrode...

@Toast_94

10 жыл бұрын

So that's how there are so many suicide bombers out there. ._.

@ShadowHunter120

10 жыл бұрын

Oh seeing this as top comment makes my day.

@MrEggSaladSanvitch

10 жыл бұрын

Jihad?

@nintendonian7776

7 жыл бұрын

BRANDY Z I FUCKING LOVE ELECTRODE, PLEASE REPLY TO THIS COMMENT.

One late spring afternoon, a RED soldier began to laugh maniacally shortly after waking up from an otherwise pleasant nap. Soldier was then slapped by his fellow Sniper, who demanded that Soldier assisted him in urinating. Soldier, of course, refused, and kicked Sniper in the crotch with such force that he died. Soldier then laughed to the point of inadvertently shrunk his head, much to his dismay. He then warped outside next to Heavy, who had just spectacularly failed a B.A.S.E. jump. Soldier then announced that he would consume Heavy's testicles, to which he reluctantly (and painfully) complied. Soldier's head was restored to normal, with Soldier thanking Heavy. Soldier looked up and alerted Heavy to the presence of the Basbo-biddly-bomb, much to the horror of the two. The aforementioned explosive landed directly on top of them, sending them flying into a nearby shack. Heavy reeled from the impact brought on by the blast, while the Demoman leaped over the two in a drunken frenzy. Demoman began to make a statement about Soldier before randomly belching. Soldier didn't take too kindly to this, but in the midst of making his threat heard, Demoman's head expanded to colossal size, sending both Soldier and Heavy flying into the gorge below. Heavy died on impact, while Soldier momentarily held on to a nearby ledge before letting go and plummeting. An allied engineer heard Soldier's cries, and rapidly constructed a teleportation device to land Soldier safely back at base. However, due to a hasty miscalculation, he was off by one foot, and Soldier landed headfirst into solid rock, much to engineer's disappointment. Just then, a scout, hopped up on Demoman's illegal moonshine, then ran up to Solider and kicked him screaming into orbit. Meanwhile, Louis was piloting a modified RV in space. His partner, Francis, came in to warn Louis of an the approaching Soldier, but Louis ejected him from the vehicle, because they had been on bad terms. However, Louis got the urge to peer over the side of the van, which lead him to notice the alarmingly fast, screaming soldier. Louis screamed in horror, because he did not know what to do as a result of a lack of advance warning. Soldier then collided with the van, obliterating it and sending Soldier into reentry. Meanwhile, Demoman had been sleeping after getting his stomach pumped because of the moonshine ordeal. He woke up to see Soldier fast approaching him, but before he could do anything, Soldier impacted his face, with painful results. Soldier, frustrated with Demoman for sending him on his disastrous voyage through space, then got up to insult Demoman, but before he could finish, the scout from earlier, having also gotten his stomach pumped and his brain operated on, arrived on the scene. Scout was feeling particularly hungry to the point of considering eating feces. Demoman was visibly agitated. He was about to put it out of his mind, but when he saw the scout rushing towards him, he knew this was it for him. Scout then leapt upon the poor Scotsman, consuming him. Soldier then told Scout that he would "slap the CRAP out of your mouth," which he followed up on. In a move of frustration, Scout kicked Soldier in the crotch, sending him falling back into the gorge. Heavy's life signs resumed by this point, so he woke up to find Soldier land next to him. Soldier got up just long enough to realize he had ingested an explosive during his disastrous space odyssey, to which Heavy cried out in terror shortly before the bomb detonated, killing them both and ending the madness at last. The End. Help yourself to a sandvich.

@lordmastercow

7 жыл бұрын

okay.

@bonzezgamingsivil9591

7 жыл бұрын

Nick Jones got it

@toxicdemon5426

7 жыл бұрын

Nick Jones beautiful just beautiful

@alkisleftheriotis9931

7 жыл бұрын

Nick Jones *sits stupified in the corner like marlon webb*

@ProphetofTables

7 жыл бұрын

Alkis Leftheriotis ???

Now make an alternate version where soldier falls through the teleporter

@romanvalenciano5928

8 жыл бұрын

+alidoge Soldier will just fly out of the Teleporter exit.

@Kandro

8 жыл бұрын

+Roman Valenciano And it will be the Sam win the end

@chuggluggins1586

8 жыл бұрын

Where the exit is hell.

@wafflecakepans

4 жыл бұрын

That's "soldier flies to pipeline"

@ryanm.8720

3 жыл бұрын

@@wafflecakepans Well, that explains one consistency in the two videos: the size of Soldier's head size varies on how healthy his nuts are. Soldier's head grows to normal size after eating Heavy's nuts in Soldier's Splendiferous Misadventure, while Soldier's head shrinks after being kicked in the nuts by Engineer in Soldier Flies to Pipeline.

Our story begins with the Soldier Laughing at something off camera, only to be interupted by the Sniper who needs help trying to piss. The Soldier declines the offer and kicks the Sniper in the groin, killing the Sniper instantly. The Soldier continues to laugh until his head shrinks under mysterious circumstances. The Heavy lands nearby and Soldier says that we will eat the Heavys nuts. The Heavy Obliges and gets his nuts eaten by the Soldier, after which the Soldier thanks the Heavy. Soldier then points out that the B(ambo)B(izmy)B(um) is heading their way and get launched over the ravine only to meet the Demoman. The Demo says that the Soldier is something but burps halfway through it. The Soldier, insulted, threatens the Demoman, only to get launched by the Demos super burp off the hill they were on. The Heavy dies from the fall and Soldier loses his grip on a nearby cliff and falls. A Engineer notices and quickly constructs a teleporter, but since he forgot to get his contact lenses at 1-800-contacts he builds it a bit too short of the Soldier and The Soldier is embedded into the ground. However a Scout frees the Soldier from the soil by kicking him skywards exclaiming that its a home freakin run. However the Soldier continues going at escape velocity. Meanwhile in space, Louis is driving in the outer earth orbit in his space camper van. Francis, greets Louis, only to get shot back to earth by Louis' space pistol. Louis smells the Soldier being launched towards his space camper van and screams, only to be supposedly killed by the resulting blast while the Soldier goes back to the Earths surface and crashed into the Demoman and calls the Demoman crap. The Scout from before returns with a craving for crap and eats the Demomans crap while the Demo tries to forget what happened. The Soldier, disgusted, exclaims that he will slap the crap out of the Scouts mouth and tries to, only to be kicked by the Scout towards the Heavy , who has been revived by the Soldiers screaming. The Soldier then suddenly exclaims that he is a bomb and proceeds to detonate while the Heavy screams, killing them both in the resulting explosion. *Sniper voice* The End.

@owenbaldwin7746

6 жыл бұрын

Not big SOUP RICE.

@ADeadlyFate

3 жыл бұрын

holy shit.

@Moni64321

3 жыл бұрын

I wonder what he was laughing at

@Dinosaurianationazation

Жыл бұрын

I love comments like this.

"Hey Louis!" *bang* *"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"*

@christinamiller4758

4 жыл бұрын

U r 10 pounds of CRAP and a 5 pound...

@user-dt8fi1ee7b

3 жыл бұрын

Pills here

I completely lost it at "Get over here and help me PISS"

@TheHuntsman6

10 жыл бұрын

so did i

@AppleBiscuits

10 жыл бұрын

What did you lose? Your bladder?

@TheHuntsman6

10 жыл бұрын

MMMMMmmayyybbbbbb.

@growen6474

10 жыл бұрын

i lost my mind, has anyone seen it?

@TheHuntsman6

10 жыл бұрын

actually yeah

"I AM A BOMB!" I wish more films ended that way.

@izzybrizzie9133

7 жыл бұрын

Well technically it enzded with KAB

@josharts4757

6 жыл бұрын

Michael Bay films always end and begin like that

@buddycarpenter1227

6 жыл бұрын

KABOM

@ravelong

6 жыл бұрын

*SAME*

@lexizallen6290

6 жыл бұрын

BTL Y-Wing What about TomSka's "Holy Shit Cats"? It (basically) ends that way.

I can't stop coming here. Why do i keep rewatching this, help

@votedenied3814

8 жыл бұрын

Your probably looking for the 2 Easter eggs in this video or you have a problem.

@pixelsz3

8 жыл бұрын

HardcoreKidGamer I have a problem

@chase9053

8 жыл бұрын

I come here a lot to listen to soldier saying "You are ten pounds of CRAP in a five pound"

@chase9053

8 жыл бұрын

OK, I have definitely memorized the entire script for this video, I have a problem....

@beagle6696

6 жыл бұрын

ThatPixelNacho because your a bomb. AHHHHH

OMG 0:28 ITS THE WILHELM SCREAM!

1:32 Don't you just hate it when you're lying around, taking a well earned nap after a hard days work... *When suddenly an insane mercenary falls from the sky headfirst into your balls.* Hate it when that happens.

@injuredscout9529

9 жыл бұрын

You mean eyeballs?

@MemeDarg

8 жыл бұрын

+Injured Scout nope

@Mr_Deedeedoo

7 жыл бұрын

same

@dqscout

6 жыл бұрын

Dude since when has that ever happened to someone in real life oh lemme think *NEVER*

@dqscout

6 жыл бұрын

LeL

1:11 For some reason I found the cartoony “boing” sound effect combined with Louis’ expression super funny.

@BimbelyGimbly

Жыл бұрын

You too huh?

0:19 Look out, its the Basmobiddybum!!

0:09 Soldier laughed so hard that all of the testosterone spontaneously left his body. True story.

0:54 Nice kick.

Num Num Num

@AudeeZaddy

8 жыл бұрын

Omg who touch my peinis

@knightsoftheletsplay6688

7 жыл бұрын

Thanks!

@AudeeZaddy

7 жыл бұрын

+Knights of The Let's Play Dah (yes)

@brandonbarrett4584

7 жыл бұрын

Look out! It's the bazz-bo-billy bomb!

@spacegnome2476

7 жыл бұрын

Brandon Barrett oh my god

I died at "Come over here and help me PISS"

@parin1205

10 жыл бұрын

I'm to

@manoflead643

10 жыл бұрын

Steven Rogers lazy to finish my sentences myself.

@MissingNo0001

10 жыл бұрын

just love that part xD

@MissingNo0001

10 жыл бұрын

***** why D:

@MissingNo0001

10 жыл бұрын

where o-o

0:30 THAT SOLDIERS A- * burp*if God had wanted you to live he-*burp* (scaled screeming)

@breadscout

6 жыл бұрын

🍞🥖🥐bread land

@du_nut_tuch_me4230

4 жыл бұрын

you?!

@breadscout

4 жыл бұрын

@@du_nut_tuch_me4230 brother?

@du_nut_tuch_me4230

4 жыл бұрын

not your brother, but an adopted son of spy

I finally found this masterpiece again after many invasive memories of it for months now.

0:08 Soldier: "Dammit!" Soldier might as well have added: "It happened again!" XD

@ryanm.8720

3 жыл бұрын

It happens again in 'Soldier Flies to Pipeline', after Engineer kicked Soldier in the nuts.

0:45 hidden gibus engineer frame

@izzysslimeshow387

9 жыл бұрын

*0:46

@MegaRockstar256

9 жыл бұрын

Dat ain't no Gibus.

@wankinsnoipah2520

9 жыл бұрын

Wircea I paused at the exact moment with the Gibus

@dukky.3531

9 жыл бұрын

I saw it

@Kylirr

9 жыл бұрын

+Wircea puu.sh/jQhoJ/bc7edc29c3.jpg

After seeing this video, I'm thinking what it would be like if scouts played football/soccer instead of baseball.

@ThePseudonoob

10 жыл бұрын

Well, there is a misc for the scout called "The Ball Kicking Boots" which are essentially a pair of soccer cleats.

Rest In Peace, Rick May (September 21, 1940 - April 13, 2020)

@ryanm.8720

3 жыл бұрын

...Darn. 0:49

1:25 Now pause the video and switch over to "Soldier Flies to Pipeline"

@ryanm.8720

3 жыл бұрын

Well, that explains one consistency in the two videos: the size of Soldier's head size varies on how healthy his nuts are. Soldier's head grows to normal size after eating Heavy's nuts in Soldier's Splendiferous Misadventure, while Soldier's head shrinks after being kicked in the nuts by Engineer in Soldier Flies to Pipeline.

0:43 sounded like one of Mario's grunts when he gets hurt in SM64.

@themediberd8391

4 жыл бұрын

It Is in fact

@SB2749

Ай бұрын

so it seems

Dem exaggerated lip movements.

0:07 School in a nutshell.

Its not soldier's splendiferous Misadventure..... its Soldier's_Splendiferous_Drugs_and_scout_kick_soldier_into_space_and_soldier_came_back_to_revenge_but_he_failed_and_scout_kick_his_balls_and_this_is_the_end_of_my_spamming_pootis.avi

@blutarchmann5208

10 жыл бұрын

Cool story. Now get over here and help me PISS!

@nevoh4940

10 жыл бұрын

o thanks

@Stormghetti

9 жыл бұрын

Spoiler much?

@jaymenicolato1682

9 жыл бұрын

i agree

@GuardianStriker

9 жыл бұрын

Blutarch Mann No. *kicks your nuts*

Quick story: I was on my phone looking at assassin's creed gameplay videos when all of a sudden I heard spastic laughter from my brothers phone next to me, followed by *GET OVER HERE AND HELP ME PISS!!!* And it was the most random and hilarious thing to hear at that moment and I never laughed so hard in my life. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

*LOOK OUT IT'S THE BAAS-BAAL-BILLY-BAMB!* xD

@azulatios1674

8 жыл бұрын

Heavy: *slight jaw drop* 0_0

@ratbabyy3117

5 жыл бұрын

Bazmo billy bomb

0:57 Well, that's a homerun fracture for sure!

0:03: when the weed hits

0:38 THE HEAVY IS DEAD???

@lanky_danky929

3 жыл бұрын

CORRECT

@ryanm.8720

3 жыл бұрын

Also, the plot is a prototype to 'Heavy Is Dead', where the Heavy immediately declares that he's dead after being fatally wounded, and later forgets that he's suppose to be dead. 1:56 Also, the Heavy gets blown up in both videos (from being caught in the blast of the explosion the Soldier causes in 'Soldier's Splendiferous Misadventure', and from a failed attempt to resurrect the Heavy in 'Heavy Is Dead'). And the Demoman keeps belching.

The world of Gmod sounds like it would be a terrible place to live. Seriously, any random person could just spontaneously turn into a bomb.

2:00 That awkward moment when you realize that you were a bomb the entire time.

This is like a dream I once had a fever dream to be exact

LOOK OUT ITS THE BAZMO BIDDY BOMB D:

1:07 HOLY SHIT!

your videos are so weird... i fricken love them!

Can I just say, scouts as a whole must have the strongest fucking legs in existence.

NUM NUM NUM NUM Had me fucking dead.

@ButoPulseGames

8 жыл бұрын

+Domaco 34 R.I.P

Scout didn't die? And he kicked ass too? You have my attention.

And then I respawned...

@MrLEGOMAN713

10 жыл бұрын

Did you help the sniper piss?

@HunhowsShadowStalker

10 жыл бұрын

MrLEGOMAN713 No.

@CraftosaurZeUbermensch

10 жыл бұрын

MissingNo0001 Why not?

@MissingNo0001

10 жыл бұрын

Craftosaur the Builder i dont know....?

@MrLEGOMAN713

10 жыл бұрын

WHY?!??!!!!

Why is it in most videos the tf2 characters always say "I'm dead" two seconds before they actually die. _And then later some of them come back to life_

0:44 How I feel when I place a level 3 teleporter in a completely useful place and a friend walks right past it ; - ;

@ryanm.8720

3 жыл бұрын

...Darn.

0:03 I was waiting for someone to put those Sniper lines together.

91 people helped the sniper piss

@superkamiguru1324

9 жыл бұрын

Now it's 94

@OneGrumpyCat

9 жыл бұрын

97

@manamedis9131

9 жыл бұрын

100

@Dingodang

9 жыл бұрын

+Prehistoricman i did... that was before the plague hit

@xMxCxNinjax777x

8 жыл бұрын

+Prehistoricman 104

Let's be honest, when it zoomed in on Lous, who else thought he'd say 'Pills'

Soldiers ultimate attack 0:14

@ryanm.8720

3 жыл бұрын

Alternatively: 2:04

This has to be the first Gmod in a long, long time that has made me both laugh out loud and fall out of my chair doing so. You rock, Tiger.

I’m almost certain this was the first sfm animation I ever watched Fond memories..

@FilipV88

Жыл бұрын

This was made in GMod though.

I don’t have enough drugs to watch this

@ryanm.8720

3 жыл бұрын

"I don't need drugs to enjoy this! Just to enhance it!" - Otto, The Simpsons

Instructions not clear enough: mistook for Soldier's Magnificent Adventure.

Left 4 Dead 3 leaked, it's in space with a camper! OH, and ZOMBIES WITH JETPACKS!

0:00 I love it when Sosger is making random noises while the pitch is being altered. Its somehow funny.

0:58 The Baseballs reaction after getting hit by the bat, and getting flung into the air!

0:16 That is gonna be my new tf2 hit sound Num num

5 years later and this is still a masterpiece

If you look closely between 0:45 and 0:46 and pause frame by frame, you can see a fancy engie.

@TheFallen552

10 жыл бұрын

YOU LIED!!!!!! i tried and found no fancy engi! >:O

@Supore

10 жыл бұрын

Bec Noir It might take a few tries, but if you get lucky to pause the exact frame, you can see the engie with the second hat in the towering hat series.

@randomrandomrandom64

10 жыл бұрын

Yah I found this earlier - it's a gibus. I also think he's drinking beer lol.

@Supore

10 жыл бұрын

Andrew Karafilis Tremaine No, it's the grey hat from the Towering Pillar of Hats. I paused it.

@omarhasan9198

10 жыл бұрын

oh i saw it its about :45

I must agree that he is a very crazy soldier

Out of all your animations this one takes the cake.

I AM a BOMB, AAAAAAAAH *KA*- BOOM

I AM DEAD. NOT BIG SOUP RICE.

Jesus christ seven years ago and this is still incredibly well done...

keep making these video's They are best gmods ever

i laughed so hard at 1:07

"Get over here and help me piss!" Oh my god, I'm dead already.

@mikehaggar4176

7 жыл бұрын

NO

You, my good sir, should be the number one most subscribed person on KZread! Very funny!

"Look out, it's the bazmo billy bum!" *Heavy's jaw drops as he stares in awe* That might be the funniest thing I've seen in any gmod video.

Get over here and help me PISS, I love that line

what did heavy buy at the Chinese restaurant not big soup rice

best thing on the internet this made me laugh so hard i almost pissed myself i really wish this was longer!

Your videos are art I'm subbing

Press 3 for "DED not beeg soup rice"

@marcstergeorge7065

10 жыл бұрын

Press 1 for "I will eat your nuts."

@TBTI

10 жыл бұрын

Dangit, can't unhear soup rice. >_>

@MrLEGOMAN713

10 жыл бұрын

Press 9 to help the sniper piss

@owenbaldwin7746

6 жыл бұрын

Press 4 to get hit in the private my a soldier

@owenbaldwin7746

6 жыл бұрын

By*

1:54 Grand frick'n slam!

Congratulations! This is the video that earned you my subscription to you!

What a fun ride for the whole family. Enjoyed greatly. Thank you.

omg i lost it at "look out! its the bazbo billy bum! XD

As of today, April 13th 2020, we've lost Soldier's VA to COVID-19. It's a sad day. Thanks for all the years of laughs in both Gmod and TF2

i missed so much this video.

lewis be like " this would be a nice space vacation , if I hadn't forgot my PILLS "

Look out, it's the Basmo Biddybomb!

Rip soldier irl 😭

@ryanm.8720

3 жыл бұрын

...Darn. 0:49

I had to pause this so many times because i was laughing so hard i couldn't breathe XD

Welcome to where quarantine has brought me today.

1:23 Two Earths.

"I will eat your nuts!" "Very well." XD Godammit

My god, I never knew just how much I missed some good ol' TF2 crack until now. XDDD This was hella fun to revisit, an absolute classic!

"Oh, you know what would hit the spot?..... C R A P!!" Scout- When ever the heck this was made.

I am a bomb! Ka-(xploshun)

@taco2253

10 жыл бұрын

Biggest plot twist ever.

@master_alexander1718

10 жыл бұрын

New weapon unlocked!: Self-destructing Soldier! To use: Take his hat or helmet, throw it at his spinal cord, and run like hell from his blast radius.

Dat Bas-Bo Bibby Bomb! LOL! xD

You can literally just watch the first few frames of any of these videos and instantly know that it's the pinnacle of comedy

I can't stop watching this please help

GET OVER HERE AND HELP ME PISS

@navyblues6661

8 жыл бұрын

No!

@navyblues6661

8 жыл бұрын

DAH! *falls on back* I'm dead.

@brandonbarrett4584

7 жыл бұрын

M. Nourishad HHHHHHHHHHA-A-A-A Dammit!

@bubbles8871

7 жыл бұрын

id rather not

@cillianbyrne1091

7 жыл бұрын

ThisShipFailsNorth *GO HERE* #poop

man u need more subs.

@thisnameisnotfake517

10 жыл бұрын

*deserve

Why do i keep coming back to these videos that just smother a bunch or red and blue cheese on my computer screen

1:07 Lesson for Francis: Don't talk to Lois when he's upset XD

@little_soul_123

6 жыл бұрын

AnimeFoxyLover 101 LOL