Medic: "not medicine." Spy: *SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORT*

@kyle0114_from_roblox

4 жыл бұрын

Cockain

@justampeg4file

Жыл бұрын

It helps with the disguises.

@Dushess

9 ай бұрын

Weird wishbox

New weapon in Tf2 for the Medic: Not Medicine

@ItsAndr2

8 жыл бұрын

+Every spy will die if they snort. -Attract all the spies

@randomredpyro164

8 жыл бұрын

Every enemy hit goes on the biggest trip of their lives.

@tentacledood5784

8 жыл бұрын

Effect: Drugs

@peppic6211

8 жыл бұрын

Pros and Cons about the weapon. Pros: -If thrown and succesfully hits an ememy spy, they will be drunk and marked for death for 7 seconds (don't worry it will have splash effect so it will get ememy spies) -If thrown and succesfully hits an ememy (excluding the spy) it will have the same effects as before but for only 3 seconds. - + 25% movement speed on wearer Cons: -If you hit your self with it, you will be drunk and marked for death for 7 seconds. While active: - You will be marked for death - - 15% resistances

@tentacledood5784

8 жыл бұрын

Dr. Peppic Sounds great! But what would the unusual effect be?

Fun fact: 00:09 is the only time in Eltorro64Rus series when a character actually noticed the engineer target board

@DieselRogers2008

Жыл бұрын

Very interesting

@ral-xk7qb

Жыл бұрын

@@DieselRogers2008 very sus...

@FrahdChikun

Жыл бұрын

And if I'm correct, this is the first video where he started hiding them in all of his videos. Might be the same thing with Luigi.

@thedarkartist3231

Жыл бұрын

dear god...

@xj58

Жыл бұрын

if you listen this target board even says "Soldier!"

Ever since his Engineer friend died, Soldier has been trying to become clean, staying inside his house the majority of the time until his cocaine addiction wore off. One fateful night however, Soldier was trying to sleep on his bed which only consisted of a mattress, as Soldier had no job, he couldn't afford a pillow or blanket, so he used the mattress for warmth. This was not very comfortable, however, and Soldier couldn't even close his eyes. Soldier could've sworn he saw a wooden cutout of his friend, as well as hearing him shout "Soldier's a goner!" However, this was cut short after Soldier heard Medic calling to him. He got out of bed, and peered out the window. Medic, trying to tempt Soldier to re-gain his addiction, spoke to an open box in the middle. "Not medicine!" he said. Of course, he was talking about cocaine. Medic ran off with it, as a nearby Spy snorted the trail of coke behind him. Soldier saw how much fun they were having, and decided to step outside. This, of course, meant he had to go down the stairs leading to Engineer's room. Soldier tried not to think of him too much, but the staircase was proving to be quite the obstacle. Soldier proceeded to stack multiple hats to ensure protection against bad thoughts, as he quickly rolled through Engineer's room. As he emerged from his house, a nearby Demoman told the box "Scrumpy." A bottle of Demoman's favorite scrumpy emerged from the box. Sniper then asked for "Christmas morning" Multiple items emerged; a horn, can of Bonk! Atomic Punch, jar of urine, bottle of scrumpy, bottle of milk, and a couch. Sniper groaned, as it was not what he asked for. Heavy shouted "Medic!" and Medic appeared behind him, injecting his eye with a dose of Schadenfreude. This severely lowered his poly count, as he muffled "I love this doctor!" Medic then broke out into maniacal laughter. It was then Soldier's turn, as he glanced at Medic, the temptation grew larger, and he finally gave in. "Box of cox." said Soldier. A box filled with cocaine emerged from the crate, and Soldier jumped on top of it. Medic laughed again. Scout, who was lying on the floor, yelled "FIRE!" A lit lantern emerged from the box and struck Scout, setting him on fire. After Robot Soldiers chased off Heavy, Demoman stabbed himself with a broken bottle, and Spy was consumed by the box, Pyro had seen enough. He wanted to teach a lesson to everyone, as he mumbled something. A jar emerged from the box and flew into the sky. Moments later, a giant teddy bear appeared on the horizon. This frightened Soldier very much, as he ran back into his house, and got back in bed. This didn't last long, however, as the spiders of temptation engulfed him.

@oneman2768

Жыл бұрын

bravo for narrating this my friend

@RollieMcFly27

Жыл бұрын

I had always figured that the spiders symbolized feelings of guilt, which was why he tried to keep away from them and why they suddenly attacked him in the end.

That needs to be an official hat. They can call it "Soldier's Safety Stack" or something.

@dumbfluff2453

8 жыл бұрын

BYOOTIFUL

@bubblebee651

8 жыл бұрын

Ya that would be amazing

@VapidBrain

8 жыл бұрын

I think they already have

@bobgreen623

8 жыл бұрын

GENIUS!

@dumbfluff2453

8 жыл бұрын

MAKE A MODEL AND POST IT TO THE WORKSHOP! GO! GO! GO!

I don't know why I love every time demo man says scrumpy

@AndyChinICanBeAnyone

7 жыл бұрын

_Scrampeh!_

@latinospammer8441

7 жыл бұрын

Shaun McKinney ka booom

@Curly_Horse

6 жыл бұрын

1:53

@Ribbons0121R121

5 жыл бұрын

we all do

@isitonathroneofmethadone6563

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like he is saying: "skrunteh" to me

2:51 that has to be the slowest realization

@AG_HP7

4 жыл бұрын

Mate xD I already watched it 100 times but seeing your caption while that was running I almost burst in laughter

@theopoldthegamer4284

3 жыл бұрын

"Fiyar! I ' m o n f i r e i t ' s b u r n i n g . aaaAAAA𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔𝗔"

@TheEepyMagi

3 жыл бұрын

To be fair he IS high on shrooms

I like how Soldier is just sleeping on a bare bedframe, and using the mattress like a duvet

@therealzmg

2 жыл бұрын

European detected

I want me some of that Christmas Morning

@endorito

7 жыл бұрын

DasPoBoy with jarate in it?

@ewarestbach7534

7 жыл бұрын

DasPoBoy with bonk, a drink which is possibly radioactive, piss and mutated milk.

@fishslapburger1359

7 жыл бұрын

DasPoBoy why

@daspoboy2781

7 жыл бұрын

Fishslap Burger because it looks like some good shit

@boshikagebira4753

7 жыл бұрын

DasPoBoy me to m9

I love how you can see the stalking cardboard engineer at almost all times. Lmao

@Legomicroman

8 жыл бұрын

+mothafuger MEEM!

@glennquagmire3012

8 жыл бұрын

Agree

@naryosh_

8 жыл бұрын

He's always watching you

@naryosh_

8 жыл бұрын

"Soldier's a goner..."

@allafixxd

7 жыл бұрын

same !

*All Engie Sightings:* 0:11 Behind the filing cabinets 0:15 With Luigi in the window above Soldier's head 0:37 In the window at the right side of the screen _(seen twice there; barely visible second time)_ -0:47-- In the trees- Inconclusive 0:52 In the window just above the Eltorro64Rus watermark 1:07 In the boarded-up window 1:09 In the window _(seen thrice there)_ 1:13 In the visible window at the bottom of the stairs _(seen twice there)_ 1:42 In the boarded-up window again _(different one this time tho)_ 1:49 Behind two trees at the right of the screen 1:51 Just visible in the stairway -- after that, he isn't seen for a while 3:19 Just barely visible in the window near the top left corner of the screen 3:25 In the window in the bottom right corner 3:40 In the window to the left 3:42 Behind the barrel to the right of the fireplace Edit: In case you're wondering how many times Engie is seen, he's seen a total of 19 times Edit 2, 3/7/21: I'm not entirely sure why y'all like this, but I'm glad you do Edit 3, 5/5/24: Edited formatting and a couple of timestamps -- also crossed out the fourth entry because I'm not sure if I actually saw Engie there. I'm still not sure why you guys like this comment so much, but I'm glad you do!

@allshipper2158

4 жыл бұрын

I just missed the 2nd one.

@dipsywhite9149

4 жыл бұрын

you forgot engi on 00:50

@JetFalcon710

4 жыл бұрын

@@poopgobbler1761 He probably wants to watch over his Soldier friend or something, idk

@mr.nobody5287

4 жыл бұрын

I counted them too, but it gave me 20

@albunicolae1652

4 жыл бұрын

You forgot engi at 0:50 and 1:17 at the boarded window

8 years and Eltorro is still striking fear into the hearts of TF2 fans with these facial expressions.

@Nemyoseo

2 жыл бұрын

I prefer these faces over the new ones he does. Man, those are ugly AF.

New Sniper Taunt: Christmas Morning. Works exactly the same as Rancho Relaxo, except with a couch and more booze.

@soraideso4020

7 жыл бұрын

lol good idea

@lewisthompson1036

5 жыл бұрын

@Димитри алексеевич you said that for quite literally no reason

@clonkers

5 жыл бұрын

Camper’s Couch

@Dushess

9 ай бұрын

Valve please!

Soldier... scared of going down the stairs but is fine with rocket jumping higher than a 2 story building.

@beachwalk7022

8 жыл бұрын

But they were danger stairs.

@rayhaana.3153

8 жыл бұрын

+Abe Moody true...true...

@user-kf6vv2qq1h

8 жыл бұрын

+David Green (DerpyDoo) If you will go deeper into TF backstory, U will find, that rocketjumps were invented BEFORE the ladders.

@DerpyDooReviews

8 жыл бұрын

Александр Миранович my god! and merasmus invented the automobile when he tried to put wheels on a dog!

@user-kf6vv2qq1h

8 жыл бұрын

David Green No, realy, I'm not pulling it outta ma arse. I red it in old russian gamemagazine in article about TF2 world, and they get it somewhere into internet, I think. Allso I can recall, that Abe Lincoln invented ladders. Just try to search it.

0:10-0:14 is a perfect example of being awake at 1 am in near pitch black darkness. you can just make out a few shapes in the room, and soon enough you start seeing and hearing things like a disappearing cardboard engie. Scary stuff.

0:11 did the engi just say "Soldier!"

@gooblinglob8201

5 жыл бұрын

Soldiers a ghaner

@artificialintelligence8328

4 жыл бұрын

"Soldier's a goner!"

@kadenthefamgd4205

4 жыл бұрын

OMG HE DID :O

@elitetamago

3 жыл бұрын

I heard it

@tenebriswoof8675

3 жыл бұрын

Oh shit, i've never noticed that!

2:48 always makes me laugh

@christianjames3797

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine slowing all screams by ×2

1:30---Wolfenstein armor in a nutshell.

@AnoAssassin

8 жыл бұрын

:D Basically

@ablackbunny3149

8 жыл бұрын

what do you mean that 5000 helmets won't protect my chest?

@rconcepts5706

8 жыл бұрын

you need over 9000 helements

@AnoAssassin

8 жыл бұрын

RafaGamer67 But there's only 4 Helements, and their respective benders

@rconcepts5706

8 жыл бұрын

theres more.

I wonder if this is like a metaphorical representation of what it's like doing a hard drug that you're addicted to; like the moment you don't have it you're uncomfortable and scared (when soldier is in his room trying to avoid the spiders), and when you finally get to have it you get to enjoy that moment of unrestrained euphoria (I'm thinking the Medic would be a dealer, or that one junkie friend that can get you into really messed up stuff along with him), until things get way too trippy (when the giant teddy monster appears) and you have to come back down to reality (soldier running back to cower on his bed) and it feels ten times worse (all the spiders dropping on top of him)

@AsliceOFtea413

4 ай бұрын

Not medicine!!

Still to this day this is the best thumbnail he ever did, just by how simple it looks yet also kinda creepy and funny at the same time

so, the box is a magical box that gives you whatever you want, like sniper wanted christmas morning, so he was knocked out for what i can assume to be until christmas morning

@dumbfluff2453

8 жыл бұрын

I want that box.

@tiqosc1809

8 жыл бұрын

and the box give sloider a cox,but remember if you said something silly,like fire and,THATS WHAT U GET

@zacksirola1552

4 жыл бұрын

Or maybe he just wanted to see what a Christmas morning hangover is like.

@vatcharapongchaivirat6026

4 жыл бұрын

😊☎📱📞📠📠📦🏠⛲

@diamondcreepah3210

4 жыл бұрын

@@zacksirola1552 or it is exactly how the sniper normally spends his christmas morning

I love how these seem to capture the essence of the characters while remaining it's randomness

0:10 "Soldier's a goner!" R.i.p Rick May

0:09 "Soldier's a goner!"

@noahvadertheberserkerpacki6604

2 жыл бұрын

RIP Rick May, may his soul rocket jump all the way into heaven

Never leave!

@chickenpotbiebro202

8 жыл бұрын

ok

@thecrimsonhawkmoth7861

8 жыл бұрын

yes

@trevorsspookybabysitter6486

7 жыл бұрын

IthinkSteve Okay.

@ded-ceoofjar-a-tea150

7 жыл бұрын

IthinkSteve Your wife is not real! She died a long time ago!

@greaterdanemark2397

7 жыл бұрын

Okay mate

2:35 I always die with Soldier's face. xD

@Anon-mu8re

7 жыл бұрын

he looks depressed. I HAVE CRIPPLING DEPRESSION.

@mrvidyas

7 жыл бұрын

Box of cox

@malsypright

7 жыл бұрын

1:11 is probably my favorite

@billbill5283

6 жыл бұрын

Looks like Seth Curry and Monta Ellis with bigger lips

@zoophiliaphobic

5 жыл бұрын

Jacksfilms

02:37 I love the way, how Soldier says Box of Cox

The way he says "Not medicine?" is so satisfying.

@aquaticterror66

2 жыл бұрын

AND I M BURNING

@theopoldthegamer4284

2 жыл бұрын

@@aquaticterror66 how can you be burning if you're aquatic ,':)

@aquaticterror66

2 жыл бұрын

@@theopoldthegamer4284 hmm :/

This should seriously be the anti-drug video for all schools everywhere.

*sees giant teddy bear* That's enough internet for one day.

@beanslinger4616

6 жыл бұрын

dabhdude too much

@tiagosales3373

6 жыл бұрын

soos

@spoongebubbles9380

6 жыл бұрын

dabhdude What a coincidink, I just finished watching on of your videos!

@NotFoods

6 жыл бұрын

Disputes the fact that this videos called box of cox the teddy bear seems to be the Kim most scary if course

@EldritchDoodler4828

6 жыл бұрын

0:00 *Okay I’m done.*

Recipe for Christmas Morning: Soda, Milk, Piss, Whisky.

@hesiod_delta9209

3 жыл бұрын

Cheap whisky!

@blackturbine

3 жыл бұрын

don't forget getting thrown off the couch

@DraculaCronqvist

3 жыл бұрын

@@blackturbine Of course, an essential part of the recipe, how could I forget?

Pyro's wish triggered Soldier's PTSD I also love how Heavy just deflates after the needle in the eye!

Just imagine trying to go to sleep at night knowing that there are several f**king giant spiders hanging above you. That's nightmare fuel right there XD.

@snoopdog4344

8 жыл бұрын

Well, for some people (like the solider) spiders are not scary. That explains it. As to why the solider is scared, because of the stuff happening outside the house. (drugs)

@Yygurcan

7 жыл бұрын

and stalking cardboard engineer

@olicespardo7738

7 жыл бұрын

if that happened I'd cover my eyes with a bandanna and smoke a cigarette one last time.

@bionicdragon5

4 жыл бұрын

I don't have to imagine. This is me every night. Strangely enough, it's a good way to cure arachnophobia. They're not nearly as scary once you realize spiders pretty much keep to themselves and try not to bother anyone. Usually.

@barstoolblethins8428

4 жыл бұрын

@@bionicdragon5 except when the decide to crawl on you because they don't know better

1:41 Morph Ball engaged.

@cefxsd40m-29

5 жыл бұрын

Sanic The Hedgesoldier

This is it. This is the vid that made me play tf2 about 6 years ago. I still play it now.

@_Shadows__

3 жыл бұрын

damn

After all these years it is still brilliant

@Reg_The_Galah

Жыл бұрын

A thicc moment indeed

Sniper's Christmas morning brings back the old days.

2:46 - 2:56 My favorite is the Scout who ask for FIRE

@EhlistarsWrath

5 жыл бұрын

*FIRE :u !*

@scoutcandoublejump8456

4 жыл бұрын

*AAAA*

1:30 Baskowitz in the newer Wolfenstein games when you keep picking up helmets for armor.

If I had to take a guess, "Christmas Morning" is likely the name of a powerful cocktail in this universe.

@gemstonegynoid7475

Жыл бұрын

It ends with sniper drunkenly fallen off the couch. That's a good morning

You must have a level 8 helmet to use these stairs.

@jeffcarroll1990shock

5 жыл бұрын

7

@AquaFerva2985

5 жыл бұрын

*Destruction 100*

@thaias9654

2 жыл бұрын

*HEAVY ARMOR 100*

How to craft Christmas morning? Easy! You'r need: 1 adrenaline, 1 milk, 1 piss.

@myrnam4863

9 жыл бұрын

More like bonk atomic punch, mad milk, jarate, and scrumpy

@izstyr4790

9 жыл бұрын

Myrna M and little shit for efekt

@wasabiperson2616

9 жыл бұрын

Принц Жаба You forgot beer, and a flying couch.

@failedabortion1894

9 жыл бұрын

Wasabi Person it's whiskey, not beer

@rosenquartz535

9 жыл бұрын

Evgeni Paramonov scrumpy is cider not whiskey

I feel like these are stages of this man's life somehow we just have to figure it out

3:20 Nobody: Also nobody: Pyro: One hundred.

@user-jg6hf1bj1t

Жыл бұрын

Propane

3:37 did anyone get New Weapons Soldier flashbacks?

@kiritogx6483

8 жыл бұрын

yes!

@RumHamLuna

7 жыл бұрын

me

@supersonicbros23

7 жыл бұрын

Correct me if I'm wrong but I think this came first

@dino-mighttheearthangel3206

7 жыл бұрын

Anthony Smith 3:35

@luckyreggie9818

6 жыл бұрын

Ye

I question the inspiration behind these videos.

@stellarfox5869

8 жыл бұрын

a box of cox

@fallencommaner

8 жыл бұрын

+PixelBucket The Herobrine Hunter Duh

@MrECrafter

8 жыл бұрын

+fallencommaner It was a nightmare i think (The video)

@fallencommaner

8 жыл бұрын

MrECrafter No, it was literally a box of dongs

@abagel83

8 жыл бұрын

Meth

Im suprised multiple soldier helmets never was a hat in TF2

@benjaminoechsli1941

3 жыл бұрын

Perhaps some creative soul shall~

Wow this thing is 10 years old. And i still remember how I watched it first time "I've been there, 3000 years ago..." I need a remake of that.

[Edit] You guys might not know this but this is a tutorial video: 1- How to climb down stairs 2- How to get wasted 3- How to create your Christmas Morning 4- How to spot if your doctor is evil 5- How to NOT cook mushrooms 6- How to kill spiders when drunk (stabbing yourself with a broken bottle) 7- How to spot if your doctor is evil part II 8- How to summon gigantic teddy bears of mass destruction 9- How to escape doom, following by more doom

@happahchopah9103

8 жыл бұрын

+GT M 8 how to investigate medicine

@pixelbucket8884

8 жыл бұрын

Add "How to kill a spider" to that list.

@boricuajedi954

8 жыл бұрын

And how to get beer in mouth without hands

@CreeperFino

8 жыл бұрын

8. How to make not medicine 9. How to stairs (just roll down them like Hakeem Seriki) 10. How to mat_phong 0 Heavy 11. How to stab yourself with a broken bottle

@nickspencerfishingrodd2383

8 жыл бұрын

XD LOL

That ending scared the shit out of me ._.

@fatboy_mike3456

8 жыл бұрын

Same 😭

@shermanbrown419

8 жыл бұрын

Me too

@ricoarmstrong7440

8 жыл бұрын

Coward

@ablackbunny3149

8 жыл бұрын

what a shame

@Anon-mu8re

7 жыл бұрын

the burning felling? it is shame

3:28 When you piss off the flower girl one too many times

3:44 - 3:46 This actually scared the absolute shit out of me.

Not Medicine needs to be a weapon. Soldier's Safety Stack needs to be a hat. I need that magical box that gives you what you want.

@soraideso4020

7 жыл бұрын

like in cod zombies DAT box

@leahramcharan9351

7 жыл бұрын

show me the mystery box in Call of Duty

@soraideso4020

7 жыл бұрын

no

@maxgower9394

7 жыл бұрын

Leah Ramcharan a

@user-xm2si8ys2h

7 жыл бұрын

100 Yes.

It would appear that I'm on _that_ side of KZread again. But really, what's up with that insane Medic?

@leitmotifi

9 жыл бұрын

Too much Not Medicine...

@somedude3596

9 жыл бұрын

***** Indeed I am. Problem, officer?

@MalcolmNessGranger

9 жыл бұрын

***** And nobody gives a shit. The End.

@somedude3596

9 жыл бұрын

***** 5 people..... You're adding up your two comments, when everyone on the second comment was a person who liked your first one.

@somedude3596

9 жыл бұрын

***** Indeed I did.

I like to look back on your older animations and realize how far you've come.

3:05 I can’t believe that the spy thought that the medic was an engineer.

The sniper had one sad Christmas morning.

@LaiskaLeksa

10 жыл бұрын

Gabriel Hujjat That contains piss, bonk and whiskey. Served from trumpet. One weird drink. :D

@BiasedGuy123

10 жыл бұрын

Symbolism, bro: Bonk for excitement, milk meaning he got what he needed, not what he wanted, piss for disappointment, Scrumpy for celebrating, and the lying on the couch represents him near the end of the day. Him being on the floor is the post-celebration.

0:30 me in the morning

@MothManFAKE

4 жыл бұрын

Ben Powell welp

@EhlistarsWrath

3 жыл бұрын

*nooooohh :u*

@SniperOnSunday

3 жыл бұрын

You wake up with a spider next to you?

@christianjames3797

3 жыл бұрын

Nooo.... :(

@EhlistarsWrath

3 жыл бұрын

Jacob Beaty if you pause at 30 exactly he’s laying half on the bed half on the floor

I refuse to believe that this video is from 6 years ago, cause it never gets old.

1:53 this face movement is better than everything

@rocketfacegod

5 ай бұрын

"Scrump-Eh"

THOSE MEDIC FACES

@MercuryRat

10 жыл бұрын

GOOD MORROW SCOUT BROTHER

@XerxesTexasToast

10 жыл бұрын

WHY, HELLO THERE, BROTHER! IT HAS BEEN A GOOD WHILE SINCE I HAVE SEEN YOU LAST. HOW WAS YOUR THANKSGIVING?

@XerxesTexasToast

10 жыл бұрын

teamfortressTwo Scout I EAT 'EM ALL

@101Dealer

10 жыл бұрын

XerxesTexasToast Room for a non-scout?

@zaldenthemaniac988

10 жыл бұрын

teamfortressTwo Scout I'm just saying... ZAT WAS NOT MEDICINE. It was christmas morning.

Valve plz towering pilar of helmets

2:31 2:44 3:10. Demon medic

@invschematics

6 жыл бұрын

No, faces of criting a demoman

@lemex27gamesnshit

3 жыл бұрын

me, ubering a demo with the kritz and watching him murder 99.9% of wave 666

This video made me afraid of Team Fortress 2's basic training

@AllRightPinguinoRodriguez

9 жыл бұрын

Wood Engy is wathcing you from every window

@NeoDerikik

9 жыл бұрын

All right Pingüino Rodrigez Meem!

@Xerxes_2

9 жыл бұрын

MeeM!

the end scared the shit out of me.

@NumberOneBrony

10 жыл бұрын

iknowright

It was a windy night in rp_outlandsforest_v2. Soldier was in his house, trying to get some rest. It wasn't a very comfortable bed, or house. It was very dusty inside, and infested with spiders. Soldier had to hide under his mattress for warmth. Soldier looked around nervously, and saw a cardboard cutout of the Engineer behind a pile of boxes. His eyes widened, noticing it was now gone. He noticed every spider on the wall fell into a pile. This scared Soldier, and he pulled the mattress closer to his face. Suddenly, a loud crash was heard. Soldier let out a small yelp, falling off the bed into the unlit fireplace. Soldier gets up and looks around to ensure his safety. He noticed a spider was touching his hand. He flinched, falling into the fireplace. He crawled out, letting out an annoyed groan. "Soldier!" He heard a german man call. He got up and looked out the window. The man sounded impatient, it must be important. "Los, los!" He yelled. Soldier poked his head out the window, and saw Medic, Pyro, Sniper, and Demoman sitting around the campfire. Soldier smiled. "Schnell!" Medic yelled in German. "Okay!" Soldier responded with a smile. Medic looked at a large crate. "Not medicine." He said. A big jar flew out the crate into his arms, which was labeled "Not medicine". Medic smiled. He started running into the dark, spooky forest, leaving a breadcrumb trail of "Not medicine". A frenchman was heard laughing, who then slid across the floor, snorting the powder that was spread across the grass. Soldier seemed interested in the crate. He could say anything he wanted and the crate would give it to him. He walked away from the window, slapping a spider off his head, and started walking towards the front door. Until he encountered his greatest enemy: the stairs. He looked at it, knowing what would happen if he tried to walk down it without protection. He thought for a moment, and looked at a shelf stocked with helmets beside him. He put one of them on, but he didn't think it was enough. He put on another one, and four more. That was enough. He almost placed his foot on the first step, but he stopped himself. "No." He said, pointing at the stairs. He put on the last helmet on the shelf, then proceeded to roll down the stairs, through the hallway, and into the front door. He took off his helmets with a big smile on his face. He looked at his Scottish pal, who said "Scrumpy". A bottle of "Scrumpy" flew out of the crate, into his mouth. Demoman fell over. "Oh.. Bloody hell!" He exclaimed. Sniper looked at him, then at the crate. He was confused as to how a crate could summon objects out of thin air. "Christmas morning." He said hesitantly, wanting to try it out himself. A cone, a can of Bonk! Atomic Punch, a jar of Mad Milk, a jar of Jarate, a bottle of "Scrumpy", and a couch flew out of the crate. The cone was shoved into Sniper's mouth, and every beverage which flew out of the crate was poured into it. The cone was removed, and the bottle was shoved into his mouth. The couch slid below his feet, and he fell onto it. The couch tipped over and flew away. Sniper was lying on the grass. He groaned, disgusted by the awful taste of radioactive soda, an unknown white substance, and his own urine. Heavy looked at the seemingly unconscious Sniper and called for Medic. Medic rose from the ground with a jolly "Ooh!". Heavy stared at him, concerned about the doctor's sanity. Medic then shoved a needle into Heavy's eye, which was most likely filled with drugs. Heavy fell down, turning into PS1 Hagrid. A muffled "I love this doctor!" could be heard from the early, low poly model. Medic laughed, feeling accomplished. It was now Soldier's turn to wish for something. He looked at the magical, maybe cursed crate. And said the object he has always desired. "Box of Cox." And so, a fat box full of cocaine flew out of the box, landing on the ground next to it. Soldier smiled, jumping onto the precious box. Medic laughed again, but it sounded much more evil. Did Medic invent this cursed crate? Meanwhile, Scout was looking at a mushroom. His eyes widened. "Fire!" He yelled. A torch flew out of the damned crate, flying into his crotch. Soon, the young Bostonian caught on fire. "I'm burning!" He screamed. Heavy, who seems to have been cured from whatever drug he was injected with, was being chased by a small cardboard robot. Another one of them jumped out of the crate. Demo drunkenly waved his broken bottle of "Scrumpy", accidentally stabbing himself in the chest with it. "Agh!" He cried. Spy wanted a dispenser, that's it. "Dummkofs!" Medic exclaimed. Spy looked inside the crate, hoping to find a dispenser, but instead falling into the crate. Pyro looked at the empty campground, and said something only Engie is able to translate. Soldier got up. "What?" He and the one who wrote this comment said in sync. And then there's a giant fucking teddy bear cause why not. Soldier screamed, running into his house, rolling up the stairs, and landing onto his bed, hoping to not get completely destroyed by the giant teddy. And then he got dog-piled by spiders. The end.

3:07 *_It was time for Medic to leave, he had Seen everything_*

The engineer target board is HAUNTED!!!

@Xerxes_2

9 жыл бұрын

MeeM!

@RaposaCadela

9 жыл бұрын

EngiignE

@Dizzykblox

9 жыл бұрын

+Snafu The Sniper Snafu's a goner!

@Dizzykblox

8 жыл бұрын

ENGINEERS! Look out for that Sentry Buster!

@nologicinvolved6152

8 жыл бұрын

+Gaween Totawattage at 0:15 when the camera looks at soldier's terrified face pause the video and look at the window. dun dun DUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

the engie isn't watching the solider the engie was watching us

@yesyesyesnonono5748

6 жыл бұрын

Magpie Jesus hes watching me Eat spies Right now !!

@Kyle_Reese

4 жыл бұрын

It's the ghost of soldier lost friend, engineer, like legit the engie cardboard is his lost friend.

I do miss the janky old GMod animations.

Scout: fire Soldier: box of cox Pyro: a giant teddy bear Demo: scrumpy Heavy: sandwich robots Medic: not medicine Sniper: Christmas morning Spy: a dispenser

@Dushess

9 ай бұрын

magic box hates dispencers. spy is a goner...

I liked the atmosphere for this one. Im a sucker for cabin in the forest type of setting.

That stack of helmets should be a hat...

medic and spy having fun with that "not medecin"

Here are all the cut-out engies I could find. Enjoy. 0:11 Behind the filing cabinets 0:16 In the window (+luigi) 0:37 In the window on the right 0:49 See 0:37 for details 0:52 In the window on the bottom right 1:07 In the boarded-up window on the right 1:09 In the window next to the light 1:15 See 1:09 for details 1:21 In the window 1:38 See 1:09 for details 1:42 See 1:07 for details 1:49 In between the trees on the right 1:51 Peeking at soldier from the stairs on the left 3:20 In the window at the top left 3:25 In the window at the bottom right 3:38 In the window on the left 3:40 See 3:38 for details 3:42 Behind the barrel on the right If I missed any, feel free to reply with the time and location of the engie.

This had nothing to do with Jesse Cox

@sudospective

9 жыл бұрын

I was hoping for Perry Cox from Scrubs =n=

@thecakeThief

9 жыл бұрын

***** I see no Brain Cox either.

@LynVA

9 жыл бұрын

They're in the box.

@chikirin9349

9 жыл бұрын

ey b0ss

@chikirin9349

9 жыл бұрын

Meester Writer i hav de cancur

Am I the only one who understands that this is a parody/remake of 'Drugs'?

@30year-oldboomer17

7 жыл бұрын

no

@DiZphunx

7 жыл бұрын

He said it's a sequel in the description.

@richardfaulding4626

7 жыл бұрын

TheGameforestguy yes

@Pootis-cg2kk

7 жыл бұрын

I noticed that

@HumanTooth

7 жыл бұрын

What's a description?

The soldier really needs to get some spider poisoning for his house

Slow the Scout on fire scream to 0.5 speed, that there is me on a Monday morning 2:50

@weepingwillows8953

3 жыл бұрын

aaaaAAÆÀÄ

heavy: err medic: ha

The whole stairs & helmet idea is just cracking me up, well done, the rest, is side dishes! XD

@TheTrytix

10 жыл бұрын

Safety first! you know. XD

@lucasartore161a

10 жыл бұрын

trytix The Battle Protection Description: -You know, sometimes one helmet in't enough protection if you're gonna shoot rockets at your feet all day.-

@lucasartore161a

10 жыл бұрын

trytix Derp, that's what the "-" sign does. Better Description: Sometimes you just need a little more protection.

@thesandvich7207

10 жыл бұрын

thefreegamer91 *Gun

always great to come back to your old videos to see how far your animation has come

Sniper just did a speedrun. He got drunk, passed out, and got wasted in like 6 seconds.

Everytime you press 8, a demoman stabs himself

@ruinedk1ng

8 жыл бұрын

888888888888888888888888888888888888888883888888

@Anon-mu8re

7 жыл бұрын

NOPE

@ruinedk1ng

7 жыл бұрын

8888888888888

I think the Pyro says ,,A Teddy" :D

@BiasedGuy123

10 жыл бұрын

I thought it said "Giant teddybear".

@Hanni93472

10 жыл бұрын

i think no...

@BiasedGuy123

10 жыл бұрын

Whatever it says has 5 syllables, and teddybear has 3. So why not?

@Hanni93472

10 жыл бұрын

UnbiasedGuy123 the world will never know... :O

@Dushess

10 жыл бұрын

Big Teddy

I re-watch this every year. I don’t know why, but this one is very atmospheric. Thank you, Eltorro.

Medic evil laughs 2:31 2:44 3:10

Dat bottle of not medicine!

0:15 look at the window. 0:38 look at the window. 0:52 again,the window. 1:07 damm windows 1:09 again. 1:22 WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE WINDOWS 1:38 The windows are illuminati. 1:49 tree at the right 1:50 look at the door 3:25 WIN-FUCKING-DOW 3:39 Illuminati confirmed (window) 3:42 Do I have to be obvious? Leeson of the day: destroy every window you see. EDIT: how the fuck did this get to top comments

@creepygamercom

9 жыл бұрын

you forgot 1:16 the window

@TheScouter1542

9 жыл бұрын

creepygamercom It is the 1:09 one if you see properly.

@AnathameStudios

9 жыл бұрын

You forgot 0:49 far right, in the GODDAMNED WINDOW

@michaelproctor9937

9 жыл бұрын

and 1:42

@skeeterjackbug

9 жыл бұрын

not even like half of the engineers in the video you can find one in 99% of the scenes if you look hard enough

Now that its summerish, time to watch this three times a week

0:16 i love how the engie target board and weegee are spectating soldier

Its funny because Im watching this on christmas morning

I must say this video is really inspiring. It's very funny, it has comical value, and who ever came up with it has amazing story telling skills. Hat's off to you Eltorro.

I have been subbed to this guy for years and his content never fails. Can’t begin to count the number of times I have watched all his videos 😂

Like how is this title in my rekommended but Im glad it is

Every time I go camping into an old cabin, that's what it's like in there. *Place full of spiders.*

This is why I refuse to go camping.

"FIRE!!" *magical box creates ar2 secondary ammo*

I don't know why but the way Medic says Solider's name is just fecking adorable

1:32 Soldier walking simulator