“Hey Ferb I know what we’re gonna do today” 😏

@BlackoutGootraxian

2 жыл бұрын

*montage music intensifies*

@kelpdock8913

2 жыл бұрын

BEAT ME TO IT

@fungalwater3175

2 жыл бұрын

Moom, Phineas and Ferb are declaring wars against Russia again

@davidweikle9921

2 жыл бұрын

I live near a nuclear site in the United States that was responsible for producing nuclear materials for warheads during the Cold War. They still call the final product "buttons" because why not call a round chunk of *refined plutonium* a button when it's going into a bomb?

@fungalwater3175

2 жыл бұрын

@@davidweikle9921 cool

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but nukes will make sure that I don't have bones any more

@VaradMahashabde

2 жыл бұрын

And any growing tissue will be as good as dry balls of flour when those calcium mimics from the fallout get in!

@nospawnn

2 жыл бұрын

Wise words from the palmtop tiger

@darth_shadow7924

2 жыл бұрын

and throw the world into a worldwide economic crisis that would eventually cause either proliferation of dystopian governments or world war 3

@pedrovalenzuela464

2 жыл бұрын

Tweeting this

@thothheartmaat2833

2 жыл бұрын

your shadow will be baked into the wall forever..

“So you want to build a nuke.” “Why yes, yes I do.”

@Wilter__

3 ай бұрын

Well, now you're on several lists.

@nerfasauryt8828

2 ай бұрын

@@Wilter__ that’s not new information

@YusiAnimated-

2 ай бұрын

not even joking i wrote this all down, all i have to do now is figure out how to obtain U-235

@Wilter__

2 ай бұрын

@@nerfasauryt8828they've always said singular lists 😅

@nerfasauryt8828

2 ай бұрын

@@YusiAnimated- good luck

“And making people immediately stop fucking existing” got me dying

@plasmapig1356

5 ай бұрын

Literally

@KangarooKommando

3 ай бұрын

@@plasmapig1356I am already dead

@GenericHandle666

2 ай бұрын

Huehuehuehuehuehue

@kentdrone

Ай бұрын

I heard that and went straight to the comments LOL😂

@Sen-ki-

22 күн бұрын

Nah the nuke will

"i'm bullied at school" Google: Tell your teachers and your parents Bing:

@thothheartmaat2833

2 жыл бұрын

but its my teachers and parents bullying me.. youtube: become death...

@laur.an01

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@agente7202

2 жыл бұрын

@@thothheartmaat2833 now I have become death, destroyer of the world...

@dear_imran

2 жыл бұрын

@ThothHeartMaat became kim jong un 😨

@watyrmelyn6244

2 жыл бұрын

neither of them ever work

we are all on a list now

@magnosphere

2 жыл бұрын

First time?

@--------352

2 жыл бұрын

And?

@Kurdan122

2 жыл бұрын

i think so 😂

@-w-.

2 жыл бұрын

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO

@bigzed7908

2 жыл бұрын

Been there, done that. I've been on the list for a looong time. That fucking bar, I swear.... I am gonna nuke em.

"We thought we might start a chain reaction that would destroy the entire world... I believe we did"

@1ue999

2 ай бұрын

a sphere of 100 meters of fusion (nitrigen fusion)

Bro made Oppenheimer before Oppenheimer

Probably on the no-fly list now, thanks.

@tristan889

2 жыл бұрын

It's not like airport security's gonna ask you to hand over the *fucking nuke*

@NoobMicesters

2 жыл бұрын

@@tristan889 *Hands in passport* Airport security: uhhh follow me sir we need to ask you a few questions

@autodidacticartisan

2 жыл бұрын

Certainly you know better than to watch this video, didnt you read the title nb?

@SpeakerWiggin49

2 жыл бұрын

@@autodidacticartisan ...KB.

@gabedarrett1301

2 жыл бұрын

Username does not check out 😂

Me: *looking around on youtube* Exurb1a: “so you want to build a nuke” Me: Not really but now that you mention it …

@Romapolitan

2 жыл бұрын

"why not, why shoudn't I build a bomb?"

@namidawhamida5958

2 жыл бұрын

I definitely didn’t search “how to build a nuke”

@bobbyflobby8751

2 жыл бұрын

FBI open up

@mchsprod

2 жыл бұрын

@@namidawhamida5958 if you did the timing was excellent

@Ribbons0121R121

2 жыл бұрын

after video: nah fuck it, i wanna build a rocket out of existance

I searched for stress relief things to do in bing.

This man just casually dropped a bomb of existential crisis and refused to elaborate further

"besides, Uranium sounds cooler than Plutonium anyway" probably puts water on his cereal as well

@ssllhh100

2 жыл бұрын

*heavy water

@usernamethenamed

2 жыл бұрын

i t d o e s t h o

@kabluey4142

2 жыл бұрын

I put water before my cereal

@averageenjoyer7346

2 жыл бұрын

@@usernamethenamed n o i t d o e s n t Plutonium sounds more badass cayse its named after the furthest, well, "planet" in our solar system, and thats because it being the farthest, well, "planet" suggests mysteriousness, cool shit cause its on the edge of the damn thing and thats kinda, ehm, how do i put it, FUCKING TERRIFYING uranus on the other hand, haha anus

@ih4t3u28

2 жыл бұрын

@@kabluey4142 thats illegal

“And everyone unanimously agreed this would never happen again” - until it almost did. Repeatedly.

@merlinian209

2 жыл бұрын

@DECLAN DOUGAN yeah i think they were referencing the whole video. they were pointing out that they said that it would never happen again and then immediately went on to explain how it did happen again. :)

@lurk7967

2 жыл бұрын

Well thats why they started the quiet war read silent weapons for quiet wars pdf

@KangarooKommando

3 ай бұрын

@@lurk7967reading, the most silent way of communicating information

@cultcitysaad

Ай бұрын

that's just edging at this point.

“I’m being bullied” Mom: tell the teacher Grandma:

Patrick: This nuke is so good it only takes 4 ingredients, it’s so easy you can literally do it in New Mexico

mom, the depressing turtle is telling us how to end ourselves again

@TapDat52K

2 жыл бұрын

You know it’s good stuff when we keep coming back for the subliminal messaging

@endermender1798

2 жыл бұрын

lol

@TheGrimravager

2 жыл бұрын

Best comment I've seen on this channel so far :D

@duskadown6751

2 жыл бұрын

( (tortoise) )

@Ixarus6713

2 жыл бұрын

"Remember to take the pills, honey!"

“The nuclear arms race is like two sworn enemies standing waist deep in gasoline, one with three matches, the other with five.”~some wise chap

@tonydai782

2 жыл бұрын

Carl Sagan was the one

@lowleypeasentmr.l8836

2 жыл бұрын

@@tonydai782 thank you

@pauloborgesdasilvajunior3823

2 жыл бұрын

why three and five? is there something to it I didn't get? or are they just random numbers?

@Compnerd1

2 жыл бұрын

@@pauloborgesdasilvajunior3823 They're just numbers. The point is, they're both standing in the gasoline. One match from either side is enough to end them both. But they keep building more matches.

@lightningmcqueen4516

2 жыл бұрын

@@pauloborgesdasilvajunior3823 the matches represent nukes, the gasoline represents death and decimation as a whole. Just because one country has more nukes than another, doesnt mean that they both arent fucked if a match is dropped.

Shout out to Oppenheimer

Thanks for explaining how to make one, I needed to know- um… for a friend…

@YusiAnimated-

2 ай бұрын

dw dude i got you off the list, your a free man

“So… Wanna build a nuke?” “Not really, but now that you mentioned it!”

@justsomeguy8893

2 жыл бұрын

Ha funny

@le9038

2 жыл бұрын

"We're too lazy... but now you've shown us how easy it is!"

@officialchickenn

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂🤣

@Wilson_0957

2 жыл бұрын

*kill montage music starts*

Cancer can't hurt anyone if there is no-one left to hurt

@YusiAnimated-

2 ай бұрын

by that logic then what abt covid during 2020

Coming back to this after Oppenheimer

That was actually a misquote. Oppenheimer *actually* said, “Holy shit that’s fucking massive”

@iiiivvvv9986

2 жыл бұрын

*Lenny face*

@noobslayerxxx

2 жыл бұрын

That’s what she said

@aadarsh_1303x

2 жыл бұрын

@@noobslayerxxx nah you be TWEAKIN

@nwut

2 жыл бұрын

@@noobslayerxxx beat me to it

@Christian23242

2 жыл бұрын

SO EIN FEUERBALL J U N G E !

Not sure this is what Bo Burnham meant when he sang “here’s how you can build a bomb”

@TapDat52K

2 жыл бұрын

Bo(m)burnham?

@user-gu1il8dp7p

2 жыл бұрын

@@TapDat52K based burnham

@Anshul2395

2 жыл бұрын

If I have to learn how to build a bomb on the internet, I'd choose exurb1a without losing a breath

@laikam5402

2 жыл бұрын

Which power ranger are you? Take this quirky quiz!

@occamsaturn

2 жыл бұрын

here's a tip for straining pasta here's a 9-year-old who died

Yo thanks for the tutorial! I had some hiccups, but in the end, I managed to construct it. It sure didn't dissapoint.

@YusiAnimated-

2 ай бұрын

would you mind sendimg me the blueprints? i have hit a roadblock and it now refuses to cause a fissile

@BuiltStupid776

7 күн бұрын

can I get them blueprints too pls

Ah, yes. Stanislav Petrov. The beautiful man who is the reason we are all still alive.

Fine. I don't want to build a nuke anymore. I want to build a snowman to enjoy my crumpets and self-hate with.

@finnkelly3503

2 жыл бұрын

whats up checkmark

@jpe1

2 жыл бұрын

Didn’t expect to see you here… Shouldn’t you be debunking the Kalam or something 😉

@captain61games49

2 жыл бұрын

With nuclear snow i assume

@rationalityrules

2 жыл бұрын

@@jpe1 haha, I needed a break, good sir!

@thirstywolf8720

2 жыл бұрын

Litttt to see you here!!!

KZread: "So you wanna build a nuke?" Me: "Uh..." KZread: "Don't worry about being put on a list somewhere. This video is 98% existential dread anyway."

@Ass_of_Amalek

2 жыл бұрын

nukes don't get you on the list. posting "acetone peroxide" does.

@sosogo4real

2 жыл бұрын

@@Ass_of_Amalek what's that. Don't want to look it up myself.

@b3nl555

2 жыл бұрын

This is honestly the best version of this comment I've seen.

@Veldazandtea

7 ай бұрын

Of course I want to build a nuke. Who doesn't? Imagine how much you can sell it for. What's the point in using them? They make more money intact. It's a black market item. For real. Legit.

@bekr3473

6 ай бұрын

I mean i learned how to bild one in school. So it probably doesn’t put you on a list.

"a shockwave traveling faster than the speed of sounds" Yes. That is a shockwave.

@farpurple

Ай бұрын

any shockwave is it? otherwise it is blow of wind? anyway that blow is blow, can be named shockwave

Instructions uncelar got my head stuck in the microwave

Me: * wandering around KZread * KZread: "So you want to build a nuke?" Me: "the law requires me to say no."

@octaviohernandez2846

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/g4ibtKOKaJuxcbw.html

@comradekat6394

2 жыл бұрын

@@octaviohernandez2846 so is it true?

@octaviohernandez2846

2 жыл бұрын

Yea

@comradekat6394

2 жыл бұрын

@@octaviohernandez2846 Like it was definitely that bad. I want to be skepticall because I like this guy. You sure?

@zzodysseuszz

2 жыл бұрын

@@comradekat6394 no they aren’t true. The accusations have been debunked, he was in a relationship with a verbally abusive ex who filled a report on him bc she was jealous and she lost the court case

"So, you wanna build a nuke, eh..." Me: "No...maybe...are you a cop?"

@thothheartmaat2833

2 жыл бұрын

no... but you can lie to me right? maybe...

@jameslloyd2540

2 жыл бұрын

No, I'm a business man. I'm definitely not a cop.

@moss6235

2 жыл бұрын

Is that a reference to something? Sounds so familiar…

@jameslloyd2540

2 жыл бұрын

@@moss6235 Can't you tell by the way that I stand? And I said that I worked in an unmarked van....

@andrewmettler2228

2 жыл бұрын

@@moss6235 it wasn't meant to be one, no. Lol. Unless you were talking to that other person. That may be one.

I come back to this video every couple months and honestly its beautiful every time

This channel has supplied me with more existential crises than my own mind could ever. 10/10 would watch again👍

Countries: nukes are bad. We should never use them under any circumstance. Also countries: let's build more nukes

@liamnacinovich8232

2 жыл бұрын

Well you know what would happen if we didn’t have them right? It would be really easy for other nations to obliterate us without us being able to project a threat that an attack on us would mean the end of them as well.

@reformedzoomer

2 жыл бұрын

@@liamnacinovich8232 Yeah, but at this point it's not necessary for countries with large nuclear stockpiles. As far as I'm aware, Russia and the United States, and possibly a few others already have enough of a nuclear arsenal to level the planet by themselves, so just maintain those, attach them to the latest and greatest (and fastest) missiles and you're good. At this point the first country to build a surefire anti-nuke system will have won the race, building more nukes doesn't really mean anything.

@SCRKT007

2 жыл бұрын

@@reformedzoomer I already made a global Anti-Nuke system called E.A.R.T.H, the global government even rewarded me 1B dollars and a hot actress i can marry for saving the world

@emperorpierogi9772

2 жыл бұрын

@@SCRKT007 Ok

@AverageAlien

2 жыл бұрын

nukes are deterrents buddy

Exurb1a 2 years ago: We are the last humans left Exurb1a now: *Do you want to explode?*

@chrisjackson1496

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@bigshlump928

2 жыл бұрын

“Do you want to explode?” Dr.Nefario

@sockthief9138

2 жыл бұрын

I like him, but he's also a sexual abuser... So I'm at this weird side of things where I like his work but I don't like the person anymore

@equisnrolly

2 жыл бұрын

Why yes I would love to explode :D

@equisnrolly

2 жыл бұрын

@@sockthief9138 dr.nefario?

Never has a 6 minute video felt so long

I keep forgetting certain parts and gotta come back here so i dont screw it up

@YusiAnimated-

2 ай бұрын

if you would like to assist me, i have a model that should be working but refuses to work

Like Einstein once said: "The human invented the Nuke, but no mouse would ever invent the mouse trap"

@gettingshotsomeonesgonnapa8635

2 жыл бұрын

Sh*t that's a clever queto.

@ryanrobinson2293

2 жыл бұрын

That's because mice don't have opposable thumbs

@F.RO.H

2 жыл бұрын

@@ryanrobinson2293 duh

@aquate9637

2 жыл бұрын

- Sun Tzu

@unitNitro

2 жыл бұрын

If that mouse (A) had the single largest collection of cheese known to mice-dom (B) had enough knowledge to KNOW that it indeed possessed the most cheese of any mouse alive and (C) wanted to be the sole male that females would propagate with, then yes. eventually it would invent a mouse trap. (not likely one as effective as a human one, but still)

Exurb1a: "So you wanna build a nuclear bomb ayy" Me: Well, I don't really wanna be on America's watchlist... but fuck it! why not.

@milvus7392

2 жыл бұрын

He Were born on the watchlist

@michac3796

2 жыл бұрын

@@milvus7392 Finally someone peaks an interest in me.

@kylejarmolych

2 жыл бұрын

I literally thought the same thing when I clicked on it 🤣🤣🤣

@WuvPain

2 жыл бұрын

@@michac3796 I feel so wanted now ❤️

@bvdshvwndzn

2 жыл бұрын

@@kylejarmolych me too bro no cap

“Hey Morty, where’s your clone machine, I need 100 of you”

I`ve not seen a more entertaining/funny (but real) video in basically forever. I love this!

I have a flight next month... won't even be mad if they won't let me on the plane now.

@danjames8314

2 жыл бұрын

give them a reason by after watching this downloading tor and getting a vpn just to make anyone who may be watching shit their pants

@dzaster4050

2 жыл бұрын

@@danjames8314 you're an odd man

@jackharper5642

2 жыл бұрын

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@jordanbourke8368

2 жыл бұрын

That moment you steal knowingbetter's comment 4 hours after he commented it

@finn0017

2 жыл бұрын

Me too

I’m disappointed that you didn’t say: “Curing cancer, generating power, and causing cancer”

@malm4640

2 жыл бұрын

That would have ruined the joke

@yaven8338

2 жыл бұрын

I KNOW RIGHT I WAS THINKING THAT

very helpful, easy to follow instructions, 10/10 would make again

So you want to build a nuke? Let's start with enriched uranium, I want to build a nuke, Let's start with enriched uranium.

Exurb1a: so you want to build a nuke eh? Me: I didn’t before but I’m open to convincing

"Peace was never an option but end of the world is, mate"

@Lugia21

2 жыл бұрын

Not really since at one point in time the world will end and most likely no human is gonna be alive to see it.

@sawc.ma.bals.

2 жыл бұрын

Violence is never the answer Its a question And the answer is *yes*

@guiltyconstants

2 жыл бұрын

Peace was always an option

@prophecyrat2965

2 жыл бұрын

Lethal autonomous weapons (LAWs) are a type of autonomous military system that can independently search for and engage targets based on programmed constraints and descriptions.[1] LAWs are also known as lethal autonomous weapon systems (LAWS), autonomous weapon systems (AWS), robotic weapons, killer robots or slaughterbots.[2] LAWs may operate in the air, on land, on water, under water, or in space. The autonomy of current systems as of 2018 was restricted in the sense that a human gives the final command to attack - though there are exceptions with certain "defensive" systems. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lethal_autonomous_weapon Leading AI experts, roboticists, scientists and technology workers at Google and other companies-are demanding regulation. They warn that algorithms are fed by data that inevitably reflect various social biases, which, if applied in weapons, could cause people with certain profiles to be targeted disproportionately. Killer robots would be vulnerable to hacking and attacks in which minor modifications to data inputs could “trick them in ways no human would ever be fooled.” www.hrw.org/world-report/2020/country-chapters/global-0# Its already here.

Didn't expect it to be an educational video actually.

Thank you, I have wanted to do this project for a while, have studied nuclear fusion and fission for months, but lack proper respurces 😢

"Hostages to themselves" is an incredibly apt way of describing humanities general situation right now.

@Amused_Comfort_Inc

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/ppp_q9akftCukrw.html

@stumpedsuper2014

2 жыл бұрын

Peace through superior firepower. Actually it's very ironic that nukes ended war for the most part

@always-alicia

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed!

@karolgajko

2 жыл бұрын

It is also a fitting description of almost all recorded human history from anarchistic viewpoint

@G-Mastah-Fash

2 жыл бұрын

That's our mortal coil. Hell is other people.

“I know not what weapons World War 3 will be fought, but World War 4 will be fought with sticks and stones.” *real shit*

@TheBard1999

2 жыл бұрын

It's catchy but somewhat sensational and wrong.

@NETIERRAS

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheBard1999 elaborate pls

@maxemore

2 жыл бұрын

@@fuckamitheonlysaneone7426 Stop spamming

@smartart6841

2 жыл бұрын

What does it even mean

@TheBard1999

2 жыл бұрын

@@NETIERRAS it's me being pedantic, but you can't wage a world war with "stone age" technology. Generally though I think the video is just disturbing viewers and thouches the topic on very shallow level. There's no elaboration on what we could do about to reduce risk of nuclear war or MAD. It, like many other videos like it, removes use of nukes on Japan from the general situation at the time. It's like someone just discovered that nuclear weapons exist and read the wikipedia article about them.

Might be because I'm also from England but your videos are both hilariously entertaining and stoke the good old British Existential Dread (tm) Keep up the good work

i watched welcome to the internet before this, bcuz this video is part of the song "Heres how you can build a bomb!"

“Hey you wanna build a nuke?” “Depends on who’s asking”

@hansdado

2 жыл бұрын

the supplies are on my amazon wishlist

@ghuttsmckenzie4269

2 жыл бұрын

Probably clippy

@MatthiasDrinksH20

2 жыл бұрын

@@hansdado Then you are on another list lol

"If you vary the neutrons in an element, you get different cosplay versions of that element" this is the best explanation for isotopes ever

Fun fact: a real nuclear engineer has reacted to this video

You really have a knack for this kind of thing.

Alternate Title: "so you want to end up on the FBI watchlist"

@Steeyuv

2 жыл бұрын

We are all on the FBI watchlist now.

@polarbear8445

2 жыл бұрын

Sí

@julianviefers6703

2 жыл бұрын

Everyone is on the list anyway

@AdamAlbilya1

2 жыл бұрын

More like The Mossad; and we all know you don't wanna be there.

@wedgie502

2 жыл бұрын

If you're not on a list somewhere, you're doing it wrong.

exurb1a: Have you ever considered building a nuke and how terrifying they really are me: no exurb1a: Would you like to?

@hellspawn4083

2 жыл бұрын

@Sasha Lemay there is no button for that, but welcome to a nuclear wonderland of good ol' human stupidity.

@machielluchtmeijer7796

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/ppp_q9akftCukrw.html

@magiv4205

2 жыл бұрын

Correction: _wOuLd yOu LiKe tO?_

@nhae0

2 жыл бұрын

It's weird to see so few people that have actually thought "I mean if I were the one to launch the bombs I could brag for a full second to be the one that ended humanity as it is, and that sounds cool"

"Mom, a weird turtle thing is telling me how to instantaneously eviscerate thousands of people!"

Cant wait to watch Oppenheimer this week with my homies

this aged incredibly well

@moisthighboi6558

2 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately

@truegodaries

2 жыл бұрын

Sadly yes

@feisttaggerung4288

2 жыл бұрын

Yeehaw 🤠

@louzo5175

2 жыл бұрын

time to start a stick collection :) *AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*

@Alec0124

2 жыл бұрын

gosh... will probably not age as long as I'm alive. :[

"world war 4 will be fought with sticks and stones" That line truely terrifies me.

@BierBart12

2 жыл бұрын

Thinking about it with surrealism, it just makes me laugh. Imagine a bunch of people in suits, politicians, hitting eachother with sticks they found in a forest. Not because WW3 destroyed the world or anything, but because the general consensus decided that that is how governments will be forced to fight their little wars, the People having no part in them.

@auxencefromont1989

2 жыл бұрын

well... the fact that WW4 **IS** fought is reassuring

@ewrilan4106

2 жыл бұрын

imma start gathering sticks and stones

@ernestdude4074

2 жыл бұрын

No internet!!!!!

@ianroberts5614

2 жыл бұрын

*Cut to me holding my nuclear powered stone launcher made of wood, because we figured out that it’s actually super efficient*

oh this video is just in time in my recommendations dude, thx very much!

FBI , if you are reading this comment.....iam watching this just for educational purposes ❤

America on Japan's gender reveal party be like: "it's a little boy"

@0Synergy

2 жыл бұрын

Jesus fuck man.

@flyingdart9819

2 жыл бұрын

A fat little man

@swallowlsd

2 жыл бұрын

And we will name him Hiroshima

@kyfer5092

2 жыл бұрын

Spicy.

@josephreeves4044

2 жыл бұрын

3 days later hes a fat guy

"War does not determine who is right, but who is left" -Bertrand Russell

@snufs

2 жыл бұрын

Damn, that's deep

@bonapetite5087

2 жыл бұрын

@@awuuwa its a play on words. "right" means "to be correct" but it is also a direction. "left" can mean "what remains after an event" but it too, happens to be a direction. not a lot of depth to this, honestly.

@usernamethenamed

2 жыл бұрын

@@snufs yeah

@m.1561

2 жыл бұрын

@@awuuwa it's quite a clever joke. Right is the side opposite to left, but it means even the correct side, the just side in an argument. Left is the opposite side of right, but even the past participle of the verb "to leave": in this case, it means who survived, who is still there. So, the quote jokes about left & right as the two opposite sides and who is correct and has managed to be still alive after the catastrophe.

@themennissvids

2 жыл бұрын

​@@awuuwa The winning of a war does not itself mean that the victors were morally justified in their entering the war, or for engaging in the war in the way that they did. The process of war itself (battles, air raids, and so on) is not related to morality (who is right) in any way, it merely kills some people and not others (determining who is left) In short, war isn't *in itself* an expression of morality, but instead an expression of power. Although Bertrand Russell put it better above.

To add to your list of countrys with ''acsess to nukes'' The netheands has several nuclear warheads from the uss at a airbase near eindhoven.

Omg, shiny apocalypse cookie I want to complement you but I literally don't have the words, your whole channel is just absolute creative genius, you, you mastered de the form and content to mesmerise nihilistic teens that think way to mutch

this went from "woo cool science!" to "nuclear annihilation is constantly hanging over your head as we speak and you can't do anything about it"

@sleepy150k

2 жыл бұрын

just become president and make peace

@theanonymouscommenter5608

2 жыл бұрын

Until everyone’s says “I’ll get rid of my nukes when you get rid of yours” and then nobody trust anyone because if you get rid of your nukes and your enemy doesn’t the can blackmail you with their nukes.

@just_jakey

Жыл бұрын

@@sleepy150k I really wish it was that easy tbh

@Post_Stall_Maneuver

Жыл бұрын

@@sleepy150k Oh you sweet summer child...

"We discovered 23rd Century technology in the 20th Century and we're too primitive for this shit right now" Wow that hit hard

@scuddybuddy2271

2 жыл бұрын

Inlooker well you are bud not me but all Americans are

@onlookerofthings6029

2 жыл бұрын

@@scuddybuddy2271 what?

@retroflame3104

2 жыл бұрын

Except that line was just for dramatic effect as even with 20th century chemistry the discovery of nuclear fission was inevitable and without 20th century chemistry we would have stagnated in the Victorian age.

@andreab380

2 жыл бұрын

@@retroflame3104 Also, moral progress =/= scientific progress. In terms of instincts, dispositions, and reactions, we are the same as the prehistoric sticks-and-stones guys. Perhaps culture is a bit better (freedom, human rights and all that). But moral choices depend on other principles than progress.

@windtalkerslai4055

2 жыл бұрын

@@retroflame3104 Not trying to be an asshole or anything, but could you elaborate?

Oppenheimer really making these videos pop up in my suggested

Cmon bro don’t act like we don’t know how to build a hydrogen bomb at home by ourselves already

"The governments of the world will all almost unanimously agree that this must never happen again" Also the governments of the world: lets make more!

@gary4014

2 жыл бұрын

“This will not happen again, but just in case, make hundreds more”

@HanSolo__

2 жыл бұрын

@@gary4014 Thousands. Counting Russia and China only.

@gary4014

2 жыл бұрын

@@HanSolo__ when they first started it would’ve only been in the hundreds

@mas9758

2 жыл бұрын

@@HanSolo__ China does not have a lot of nukes compared to USA and Russia

@ivanemilov522

2 жыл бұрын

also the governments : let's build nuclear shelters for ourselves, who cares if our tax livestock dies as long the enemy's tax livestock also dies

>calls the US "mommy country" and the USSR "daddy country" >Russians call their country "The Motherland" >US is personified as "Uncle Sam"

@grayg5124

2 жыл бұрын

I think Russians call it 'Fatherland'

@Exurb1a

2 жыл бұрын

I ummed and erred about the order here for ages. Not even joking, I just flipped a coin in the end

@jonathanwoodvincent

2 жыл бұрын

It's not polite to address the inbreeding, Vito....

@Burbie

2 жыл бұрын

@@Exurb1a 😂

@Harsh-tf9he

2 жыл бұрын

and germany is called the fatherland, thus making poland the child in a divorce

Thanks, now i just gotta figure out from where to get 100 megatons of Uranium...

@YusiAnimated-

2 ай бұрын

it doesnt require 100mt, i managed to make one (not working currently bc idk why) out of 1kt of U235

this is going to be my science fair project

Yes, Turtle existential crisis man, I do want to build a Nuclear Weapon. Edit : It appears as though, in recent times, this video has become MUCH more prominent.

@TapDat52K

2 жыл бұрын

Seriously. A handheld Nuclear Sniper Rifle would be sick. Or giant nuclear powered Gundam. :O

@Cam-ej1cu

2 жыл бұрын

News caster: This just in, Florida man blows himself and all of Miami to smithereens

@Evan_Bell

2 жыл бұрын

@@TapDat52K What do you imagine when you say nuclear sniper rifle?

@Evan_Bell

2 жыл бұрын

I know how. Want a hand?

@generallyupsetfetus

2 жыл бұрын

@@Cam-ej1cu *How did you find out I live in Florida-*

*To the sixth graders who are just looking up ideas for a science project* : It's your time to shine kiddo!

@nathanielwilder9913

2 жыл бұрын

Shine bright like a star 😉

@shakumyn

2 жыл бұрын

Shining from radioactive contamination, yay!

@armadyleanarchon4754

2 жыл бұрын

Don't forget to tell everyone to gather round first so they can get a clear look!

@marcusbergman6116

2 жыл бұрын

Like that kid who actually built a nuclear generator for a scout assignment

@aarshpatel2000

2 жыл бұрын

I think you mean it's your time to glow.

Thanks for the tutorial, the instructions were very clear and I was able to build it with no problems!

oppenheimer

The entire video is just “You want to build a nuke? Here’s why humans are bad.”

@timepineapple5978

2 жыл бұрын

Well... is he wrong?

@jessebianchi2631

2 жыл бұрын

@@timepineapple5978 pretty bad but worse, stupid.

@nhae0

2 жыл бұрын

@@jessebianchi2631 now, are we stupid because we are bad or are we bad because we are stupid?

@jessebianchi2631

2 жыл бұрын

@@nhae0 pretty bad but toss stupid in the mix and it gets worse.

@jacobostapowicz8188

2 жыл бұрын

Reiterated knowledge for views

"Luckily, Henry Kissinger stepped in" was never a sentence I thought I would hear

@TS-jm7jm

2 жыл бұрын

i have tremendous hatred for that waste of flesh

@kekistanimememan170

2 жыл бұрын

@@TS-jm7jm Henry “Vietnam was pointless so ima subvert every gain America made but I staunchly support all Middle East interventions because that benefits my people” Kissinger.

@TS-jm7jm

2 жыл бұрын

@@kekistanimememan170 oh i dont care about nam or the arab places, i hate him for how he screwed Rhodesia over

@hatooneltigani3421

2 жыл бұрын

@@TS-jm7jm BrUuUuUh

@sosogo4real

2 жыл бұрын

@@TS-jm7jm based.

Ahh going back through the catalog reminds me why i just refer to you as casually existential. Cheers!

The fbi watching me watching this:😦

“we found a 23rd century technology in the 20th century” honestly that might explain our inability to properly deal with them

@AverageAlien

2 жыл бұрын

no it doesn't. We can deal with them just fine

@topdawgpaps5665

2 жыл бұрын

@@AverageAlien obviously you missed 4:27 in the video. We cannot handle them. Excuse this poor metaphor but just because I didn't stab you with a knife doesn't mean I'm dealing with it fine. I'm holding it to your neck but it's ok because I haven't cut you yet? Clearly your logic is flawed

@AverageAlien

2 жыл бұрын

@@topdawgpaps5665 your metaphor has no bearing on reality

@proger1960

2 жыл бұрын

@@AverageAlien *And you have no basic comprehension skills so what’s the dam difference ?*

@kahler5207

2 жыл бұрын

this is reference to "The End of Eternity", I. Asimov

as kids: "its all fun and games until someone loses an eye" as adults: "its all fun and games until someone decimates an entire city with a fucking nuke"

@kriptonite981

2 жыл бұрын

Then it's hilarious

@MTG_Music

2 жыл бұрын

r/cursedcomments

@monkeypruductions1113

2 жыл бұрын

Decimating a city wouldn't be that bad its happen a whole lot already I think you used the word wrong

nicely timed for Oppenheimer

Bro predicted oppenheimer 😮

“How to give the entire human race crippling nuclear anxiety”

@iv9753

2 жыл бұрын

Play defcon

@afonsooliveira4417

2 жыл бұрын

What do you mean? I always wanted to be desintegrated in a war that I have no takes in just because some rich dickhead couldn't get his way

"so you want to build a nuke" "a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one."

@atchaaa

2 жыл бұрын

You commented twice within a few minutes in hopes of winning the sea of comments. And I respect that. Good luck on your journey

@bemotivated8443

2 жыл бұрын

Ferb I know what we are going to do today

@em4703

2 жыл бұрын

I wonder what's his opinion on building a rape machine?

This hits different now that there’s a movie about it

Thanks I really needed this

"So you want to build a nuke?" Me: ...um....no _sets down uranium I got from ebay_

@jamesmcfierson

2 жыл бұрын

Don't use ebay, Amazon prime has free shipping. Save a few bucks on your hazardous materials.

@Youchubeswindon

2 жыл бұрын

Looking slightly concerned at my 3,400 smoke alarm total from amazon. Only another 100 to go and someone's bloody outed me.

@blyatman6982

2 жыл бұрын

@@Youchubeswindon do remember to not get put under investigation by the FBI

It has been an honor to been put on a list with you guys

@lenadjudjo5609

Жыл бұрын

What in the world of fuck 11 years ago ?????!?

@iamarizonaball2642

Жыл бұрын

If you make a kinetic bombardment designed to cause a massive flammable dust storm, it could feasibly burn down the Amazon rainforest.

@rock3tcatU233

11 ай бұрын

I'm already on a terrorist watchlist. :O

@Darkinse

9 ай бұрын

We shall work together to find humanity’s salvation😂

@anonymousunknownbenafactor8790

8 ай бұрын

indeed, nuclear-bomb chad zoomer list me.

this was super helpful man and it worked!

Average american gender reveal party

Quite interesting. Last few times I’ve tried this I’ve failed terribly. Thanks for this new information :D

@Misha-dr9rh

2 жыл бұрын

Remember to use lithium-6 for the second stage or it won't work

@qwertystudios3815

2 жыл бұрын

@@Misha-dr9rh Ah. Right. That’s where I kept going wrong.

@luckas221a

2 жыл бұрын

how is this at the top w 53 likes

@PapiCthulu2

2 жыл бұрын

How is Iran nowadays?

@rakinuluk3740

2 жыл бұрын

@@PapiCthulu2 we doing well buddy , how u?