"14 and a half hours of pure hell." A normal work day then...

@wossle73

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@Unpluggedx89

2 жыл бұрын

Bring it on! I went through 6 years of it in my past marriage.

@marcosarg1

2 жыл бұрын

Another double shift on a Mother's day at the restaurant, fml. Bring it!

@joshualuntsford

2 жыл бұрын

@@marcosarg1 I worked at the village inn pancake house in my teenage years. Mother’s Day was the worst. The had no mercy

@gmotionedc5412

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

this bomb could even kill a cat, which has 9 lives, in one go.

@linafei357

3 жыл бұрын

100th like

@lpad2413

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@deanerhar

3 жыл бұрын

Even a half life version of a neutronium bomb would be enough to take out all but the saintly precurious cats. A meutronium bomb they call it, capable of killing a cat 8 times over. A weapon invented by dogs to level the playing field in the true war that's really going on right now. It will leave the few cats remaining with one life left, so they stop with their zany antics.

@sylviayoung1901

3 жыл бұрын

Complete insanity!! The need for this iissssss....yeah well that's what I thought.

@BrilliantDesignOnline

3 жыл бұрын

OR it could kill 2.34 x10^45 cats in less than a second. Even though I like cats, THAT would be a KZread cat video I would watch. After all, that IS the purpose of KZread: cat videos...

the fact that that much energy only evaporates 11% of the oceans is even more mindblowing than the energy released

@Cheesusrice69222

8 ай бұрын

11 percent is a mind boggling amount of water

@Vicariun

8 ай бұрын

@@Cheesusrice69222 i was expecting it to boil off all of it going by the animation lole

@kandy1

8 ай бұрын

If you factor in heat capacity of water and the fact that 11% is not of some swimming pool but all the water in the oceans. Then you realise its crazy.

@Goldfish1060

8 ай бұрын

Water has an extremely high heat of vaporization

@captain-gloss2253

8 ай бұрын

11% is like the entire indian ocean@@Cheesusrice69222

THIS is the bomb to fear... Except there are no signs that actually making this bomb is physically possible.

@moaningmosquito4888

5 ай бұрын

They said same thing about nuclear bomb too but figured a way to make it

@Nugget_5

5 ай бұрын

@@moaningmosquito4888 yea but its because it was possible to get the materials without having to go to a nuetron star.

@Prismate

Ай бұрын

@@moaningmosquito4888they also believed atmospheric ignition was a possibility

@Qubeman

Ай бұрын

@@Nugget_5if neutron stars can form on their own, albeit over millions of years, we can recreate it on earth, just not with our current technology and such

@theluanvuong5886

28 күн бұрын

@@Qubeman please, do your research about neutron stars because there's no such think as a "neutron stars can form on their own"

"How much explosives can I use?" "Only a spoonfull" *gets comically large spoon of neutronium*

@obviouslykaleb7998

3 жыл бұрын

Comically heavy*

@LordPhobos6502

3 жыл бұрын

/gets comically large spoon of Milo /laughs in australian

@jancizuletek670

3 жыл бұрын

@@LordPhobos6502 whats a milo

@enbymina

3 жыл бұрын

@@jancizuletek670 Milo is a common supplement to milk. You add it in and it tastes different. It's almost like taking one of those weird milk straw thingies and crushing it up into a powder.

@ruzbyk1211

3 жыл бұрын

Goodbye solar system.

This explosion sounds like it would cause some serious lag.

@SiriHakuoh

2 жыл бұрын

LOL! 🤣🤣🤣

@cinemaphar

2 жыл бұрын

The ark pfp makes this better

@shovelmp4971

2 жыл бұрын

imagine if it detonated but instead of the world blowing up, it would freeze for 10 secs and have a screen show: "You have been disconnected: Internal Server Error"

@JohnCena-le1jj

2 жыл бұрын

@@shovelmp4971 We live in a simulation confirmed

@kojjuc7582

2 жыл бұрын

I think, i would probably die.

This is Star-Trek-level technology, so far beyond current technological capabilities and physical understanding, really nothing to worry about. On a scale of 1 to 10, with 10 being containment of Neutronium in antigravity stasis fields, household fusion reactors are about at 0.

@BoatMurderedDF

4 ай бұрын

This. By the time this type of bomb is possible, there will be defenses to at least mitigate the harm to some degree, if not neutralize the threat.

@ybvb

4 ай бұрын

what is a 5? where is the warp drive?

@MarianKeller

4 ай бұрын

​@@ybvb Warp drive might be at like level 9.5, as you can still whack general relativity hard enough to get a not fundamentally impossible concept like the Alcubierre drive, that however still requires absurd amounts of mass and energy. I think 5 on that scale would be humanity becoming a Type II civilization on the Kardashev scale.

@ybvb

4 ай бұрын

Interesting @@MarianKeller , thank you for your reply. So this neutron bomb thing is really far far out there if it's beyond K2, maybe somewhere at 2.9 or 3.something. Interesting. What is so hard about it? To my knowledge we are closer to warp drives than to K1. If 'we' invented the tech is another question. We might have taken/received it from another species or civilization or some retro-causality 'ourselves', I don't know. The Alt Propulsion and Alien Scientist channel (search for APEC Conference) have some good material on Warp and other tech. Using those devices without getting annihilated in the process is probably a way bigger project than getting to the working drive itself so I don't know how that will turn out lol... Ok I have another question. What would it take for us to develop a human like us from scratch. So imagine you have 0 human DNA. How hard is it to create a human? Take a wild guess.

@ybvb

4 ай бұрын

Hey @@MarianKeller so I just learned that... Z = X*Y Where Y is the amount of Energy Input, X is the efficiency and Z is the Warp Drive Power. Now apparently some smug established experts say that since X can't be changed Y has to be super big for Z to work. Well... turns out X can be optimized and is not constant.

So this is a theoretical substance that we have no idea how to create or harvest. Even if we could make it, containing it would require basically magic sci-fi technology. Yeah...this isn't the bomb to worry about.

@koalabear4964

8 ай бұрын

This is kinda like the warp drive concept. Materials that only exist on paper (on earth) being held in place by other materials that only exist on paper (or for a fraction of a second). I really think this would’ve been a better video if the limitations were emphasized well enough. Everyone watching this would have lived their lives and died before humanity started making strides towards this level of tech. Louder, for the people in the back, this isn’t the bomb to worry about.

@justinhageman1379

24 күн бұрын

It’s Catchy clickbaity thumbnail and title no one is presenting this as an actual threat

bacteria at the bottom of the ocean: hmm getting a little warmer than usual. whatever

@Scottingham

3 жыл бұрын

The intelligent lifeform descended from that bacteria eons from now will call this the 'oops' event.

@vdmur7952

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@cosmicrider5898

3 жыл бұрын

And why is the sun getting so close?

@sethdrake7551

3 жыл бұрын

@The Kizzers Shizzer problem: stars a very hard to kill and push

@phasepanther4423

3 жыл бұрын

@@sethdrake7551 Dude that's such an understatement. Also I can't tell if he's trolling or not. Anyway if we ever had the ability to contain neutron stars like this, it's big magnetic spinning cousin is far more fun.

"My damn paintings keep blowing up." "You using TNT Yellow?" "Yeah -- how'd you know?"

@TheNamesArif

2 жыл бұрын

kaboom

@chellovack

2 жыл бұрын

40K Orks in essence.

@Ass_of_Amalek

2 жыл бұрын

that would in fact not be possible. TNT is a secondary explosive, it needs an initial detonation from another (primary) high explosive to detonate. that's why it was used for 30 years before somebody found out that it was useful as an explosive at all. that would never have happened with something like nitroglycerin.

@Ravenheartless322

2 жыл бұрын

@@chellovack I just pictured a pork version of Bob Ross painting with TNT yellow

@ericferguson9989

2 жыл бұрын

I saw in an episode of Ripley's Believe it or Not where in the 19th Century a prisoner committed suicide by extracting dyes from a pack of playing cards to manufacture an explosive.

"As yellow dye. Lots of people died" best pun ever😂

"You are the American Prometheus, Oppenheimer. You gave them the power to destroy themselves"

"But can we use it against the Russians?" "Mr. President I don't think you understood what.." "Can. We. Use. It. Against. The. Russians?"

@Chuked

2 жыл бұрын

Call of duty?

@ezeqeel8352

2 жыл бұрын

@@Chuked No idea what you are referring to. I just tried to be funny.

@Mr-vy7zf

2 жыл бұрын

so uh.... Greetings from Russia, lol (totally not looking for Putin's number rn)

@Jerry-ne8kt

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@ezeqeel8352

2 жыл бұрын

@@deffmuzic I don't know. It is more of the US military complex thingy than a Trumpy thingy tho.

that explosion would drastically effect fishing season

@sniperpupper616

2 жыл бұрын

Ik, luckily it should only be a minor inconvenience

@andrewthompson5728

2 жыл бұрын

Would the daily limit be revoked?

@kennarajora6532

2 жыл бұрын

it would be pretty hard to fish in the vacuum of empty space, so I'd say probably.

@Bean-ox9jq

2 жыл бұрын

I would say shotgun season is a no go too right?

@andrewthompson5728

2 жыл бұрын

@@Bean-ox9jq Probably. You know, some people just feel the need to be a Fun-Nazi.

Now imagine if we managed to acquire some anti-neutronium

When I was 6-7 years old, I was introduced to some of these concepts. Distracted as I was, the education was cut short. I had no clue the reasoning behind the education was tied to a dooms day bomb.

Aliens: “let’s go see what the humans are doing” “Where’d earth go?”

@italiankidspaghetti2383

2 жыл бұрын

gone reduce to atom

@homeandalone1640

2 жыл бұрын

Hey Glathorp I found some aliens on another planet come have a look... I swear they were here, honestly... Sure bazZZark we believe you.

@TheZayn

2 жыл бұрын

@@homeandalone1640 stop being impostor. Impostors are aliens.crewmates are humans. U aren't human. U are alien

@jayhamilton8467

2 жыл бұрын

imagine if aliens really did come here, humans are already exitinct. We'd just be looking from the beyond like "😐'

@toomanyblocks8448

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheZayn Don't lie to me Walt, you sussy baka

_"Only 11 percent of the oceans would be evaporated."_ *Oh, so this is how we solve the rising sea level.*

@shlaimerlab1198

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@JPMorganChaseCo.

2 жыл бұрын

You deserve my like

@lostinsound_wav

2 жыл бұрын

It does come with a ˡᶦᵗᵗˡᵉ cost tho

@Ichupachups

2 жыл бұрын

i mean if it just evaporates, it would come back as radioactive rain tho

@APerson-wc2sf

2 жыл бұрын

@@Ichupachups neutronium is not radioactive bruh

I love how you ended with "alright folks, we're done here" because it reminded me of Cave Johnson from Portal 2, and because this is definitely something Cave Johnson would try to make

Alternatively, harnessing that energy would mean we could power humanity’s expansion into the stars.

@galactigo4463

8 ай бұрын

The good ending

@Prismate

Ай бұрын

Trust me the energy for creating/extracting neutronium is far beyond what you can get out of it

@justinhageman1379

24 күн бұрын

We’d already be there by the point we had the technological capacity for this

“It could destroy the face of earth in 1 second” - wow “16 times over” -Well Shit “For the next 611 seconds” - (❍ᴥ❍ʋ) “Until it’s power is reduced by half” -Uhh what

@nathanielthompson3339

2 жыл бұрын

A teaspoon... Well shit

@drewchandler439

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, we would be f*cked

@mattpinap

2 жыл бұрын

Makes Anime characters look like little bitches

@A2C2

2 жыл бұрын

So basically earth will be fried 19515 before it degenerates to nothing than atoms or in simple case, the earth got thanos snapped into oblivion Edit: the math for this is to multiply 1 by 16 for the first second and divide it by 2 after it reaches 611 seconds it progresses for example after two seconds it will be 16 - (8 / 611) which will be 15.9869. This mean that after 2 secs earth will be fried 31.9869 times

@Daily_tips2

2 жыл бұрын

if jupiter got ignited it would do more damage with more than plenty oxygen ofcourse

"14 and a half hours of pure hell." Sounds like school.

@tornagawn

2 жыл бұрын

That was classed as a half day as a junior hospital doctor in the 1990’s

@Imperial_Cosmonaut

2 жыл бұрын

Try using "rate my professor" first next time

@pixelbuilder2957

2 жыл бұрын

Yes It’s true

@pixelbuilder2957

2 жыл бұрын

Yes It’s true

@sarjakthakkar2696

2 жыл бұрын

I would have to disagree with you on this. School is much worse.

I can already imagine the world's militaries converging on whatever location is said to house a world-ending device... It would be one of the few moments where the entire planet has to cooperate with each other regardless of prior differences... All to either diffuse the thing, or launch it out of orbit and send it somewhere else so it won't go off on Earth...

@roqua

13 күн бұрын

World governments intervene and then ask SpaceX to empty out the next Starlink rocket payload "cuz we got something important to send on a Trans Mars Injection Burn" (which I guess would be ok as long as the casing/housing mass was under two tons)

"Explains in great detail math".... ending "literally destroys everything 16x over in 1 second".

I finally know what I’m going to make for my science fair project!

@lucaskoring4500

2 жыл бұрын

*A dark matter reactor?* *Very similar to the nutronium bombs shape?*

@MasterCorneilous

2 жыл бұрын

Or a black hole

@Dom11219

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@keithdafox2257

2 жыл бұрын

*FBI WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*

@ottol.c.1784

2 жыл бұрын

“Ferb? I know what we’re gonna do today!”

“It could destroy the surface in one second Oh ok, that’s really bad “16 times over” Well then

@BenjaminBauckham

3 жыл бұрын

Activate the Honda-beat

@mihailmilev9909

3 жыл бұрын

The bomb in the second second "watch me do it again"

@Parzival0

3 жыл бұрын

@@mihailmilev9909 for 5.5 more hours 🤣

@KINGOFDARKNESS48

3 жыл бұрын

**leaves the chat**

@Mikelica69

3 жыл бұрын

XD

That's why the depth of the sea, however grim and dangerous, could give us protection against this kind of threat.

@justinhageman1379

24 күн бұрын

Idk I’m not an expert but from what Ik about neutrons there’s a shit ton that would just be piercing through the whole earth and oceans into everything. We would be exposed to a crazy amount of neutrons no matter where on earth you were. Everyone would prob die on the spot from extreme exposure to radiation or die days after from acute radiation sickness

MAGNIFICENT. I had to watch this video twice to grasp it since I like figures that involve powers of tens.

So essentially, anyone who is caught trying to make that kind of bomb is immediately the enemy of every human being.

@jman1653

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly cuz what the hell

@Shamweeniedog10

2 жыл бұрын

I've nearly finished it

@wavematrix

2 жыл бұрын

"Puts this whole video into the nonsense category", or the hypothetical category. For curiosity and interesting fun. Pull the stick out your ass buzz kill.

@wavematrix

2 жыл бұрын

also ratio

@wavematrix

2 жыл бұрын

bozo

Yeah, uh, Merry Christmas to you too.

@sacharjawellmer5530

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah lol.

@muhammadyusoffjamaluddin

3 жыл бұрын

The ending was like... I EXPECT MORE DESTRUCTION!!! LIKE CORONA???!!!!

@JB-zx2py

3 жыл бұрын

Right.

@khuti007

3 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAAHAH

@alexgriffin9345

3 жыл бұрын

Haven’t heard anyone say that since last year 😎

My question is how you could manouvre a bomb that weighs 5.5 x 10^12 kg to its target. Even in space it would take 2.75 x 10^12 J just to accelerate it from stationary to 1 m/s

@WolfA4

22 күн бұрын

You use a shape charge version of the Zadina to propel the Zadina at a target.

this prank boutta be insane

I felt it in my soul when the speaker said, "sixteen. times. over."

@heffaynekoguy687

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr that's saying the blast would cover the globe in 1/16th of a second so I guess that means 611×16=9,776 times I think he said that asteroid but bigger, would have hit the earth.

@cadenasdeltiempo

2 жыл бұрын

no le entiendo ayuda no hablo ingles como salgo de aquí!?

@MatthewPettyST1300

2 жыл бұрын

Whew !...........I'm glad he didn't say 17 times over. Does this mean we might stand a chance? Do I need to sell my company stock?

@solkels_z4794

2 жыл бұрын

todd howard: sixteen times the detail

@6uiti

2 жыл бұрын

i had to go back and watch again and now i see the comment

The narrator tells us how destructive it is and then just “alright folks we’re done here 😂😂😂

@oneia_

2 жыл бұрын

Oh *"we're done"* alright, if ykyk

@thenonfurry

2 жыл бұрын

Okay

@relic0

2 жыл бұрын

@@oneia_ ??? I don’t know

@victorymansions

2 жыл бұрын

I was like: oh right! Yup, cheers bud, see ya soon then ey?

@wierdcactus6491

2 жыл бұрын

I’m getting some Cave Johnson vibes.

That end just blew my mind.

Other people: "Merry Christmas!" Subject Zero: "What if we blew up the planet?"

@bhuvaneshs.k638

3 жыл бұрын

16 times 😂

@Neojhun

3 жыл бұрын

@@bhuvaneshs.k638 For Several Hours.

@MouseGoat

3 жыл бұрын

Answer: no one would care, as no one but the fish wil suives to care. And the fish would not care because it would not change anything for them

@andreasproteus1465

3 жыл бұрын

If he used Vibranium would be more "scientific" and more "inclusive" to boot.

@Mr.Classic287

3 жыл бұрын

...we’ve done that already.

"Only 11 percent of the oceans would be evaporated." Oh, so nothing to worry about then.

@captainobvious7325

2 жыл бұрын

That means badlands chugs is more destructive

@locklear308

2 жыл бұрын

Lol I mean if that was all yeah

@johnhall87

2 жыл бұрын

We have reversed rising sea levels

@murtazataher7944

2 жыл бұрын

that solves the water levels rising issue lol

@puperman4208

2 жыл бұрын

I mean the oceans are beginning to rise so I see this as a plus

Yoooo i love science and i appreciate your work

The thing people keep forgetting to mention when talking about the Tzar Bomba is that the one that was tested was only HALF the actual power of the project. The original plan was a 100Mt bomb, but it was halved out of fear of the resulting fallout making the majority of Russia and neighboring countries in the south uninhabitable. The fact that this was already within our grasp is much scarier to me than us, someday, in the far-far future, **maybe** finding a way to make a neutronium exterminatus bomb. Good thing only half of it already erased any interest in actually using nuclear weapons for generations to come

@DVXDemetrivs

8 ай бұрын

lol do you know that there are not very many countries in the north of Russia?

This sounds too op, they should nerf it in the next update for sure.

@liltrippy8599

2 жыл бұрын

Bro I've been telling everyone but no one is listening

@snoops8619

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah but it’s so hard to get since you have to got through a black hole and come out and no ones actually done that yet so it doesn’t really matter and I think if you manage to make it you should be able to use it

@iiextraheat3786

2 жыл бұрын

helo fnf mod person

@FrostyTheOne_

2 жыл бұрын

If they nerf then no one would play the game "earth" lamooo

@matthiasrabanoson24

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine the next update they will reboot earth with it

"what is the density of neutronium?" Yes. The density is yes.

@Blazinmovies

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a GrayStillPlays answer lol

@themaxterz0169

2 жыл бұрын

Almost as dense as yo mama

@orionsarrow2119

2 жыл бұрын

@@themaxterz0169 densiDEZZNUTS

@max8286

2 жыл бұрын

Its T H E density.

@adamsaunders97

2 жыл бұрын

Gray: Hey Reginald what is that Reginald: Father I crave heat

03:45 this is what I love to see when talking about subject like this. a nice visual compared with data

Cool, I thought the author was goind to tell about antimatter, but he surprised me! Nice clip, thanks! It's good that people do not know how to keep such numbers of neutrons together. But in future "galactic" wars this would be a new word in the weapons of the mass destruction.

7:20 Man that bomb assembly animation was satisfying, Almost as satisfying as cracking a planet with it.

@SeanWWilson

3 жыл бұрын

I would watch, like, and comment on a video just talking about that how he made that animation

@salesmon7871

3 жыл бұрын

stop being such an annoying dictionary

@---ej8tq

3 жыл бұрын

Gives me Portal 2 vibes

@milanstevic8424

3 жыл бұрын

@@salesmon7871 but what does that even mean

@salesmon7871

3 жыл бұрын

@@milanstevic8424 idk

when killing everything once isn't enough, you feel the need to do it 16 times over

@mickeymantool8188

2 жыл бұрын

And some

@asktheetruscans9857

2 жыл бұрын

Like being married to a narcissist

@spankthemonkey3437

2 жыл бұрын

I want to wipe the solar system Allah Akbar ahlalalalalalal

@3rdmonarch352

2 жыл бұрын

In the first second

@loyalik

2 жыл бұрын

in only 1 second

thanks for the essay idea

now that oppenheimer is released this feels more scarier than ever

“Ferb, i know what we’re gonna do today!”

@skarpevindkast

2 жыл бұрын

I knew this was coming XD

@greatanimemaster43

2 жыл бұрын

@@skarpevindkast doesn't make it any less funny

@hx00r30

2 жыл бұрын

@@greatanimemaster43 Ok?

@NH-dg5lc

2 жыл бұрын

"Make the sun on the earth?"

@ne.uveren

2 жыл бұрын

Some war crimes against humanity!

„Only“ 11% of the oceans water evaporated. 😅 So, everything is cool. ;)

@kurtheil4922

3 жыл бұрын

Only 11 percent lol that's not so bad 😂 yeah I'm gonna go look at videos of cute kittens to try and not think about this.

@user-1281

3 жыл бұрын

it will get hotter if the earth's atmosphere isn't destroyed since water vapour is a greenhouse gass edit: gas

@luisff7030

3 жыл бұрын

Life from the hydrothermal vent would survive.

@TenorCantusFirmus

3 жыл бұрын

Then, that 11% will cause runaway greenhouse effect and turn the Earth into a second Venus. Sweet dreams...

@luisff7030

3 жыл бұрын

@@TenorCantusFirmus most of the people don't know that the water diluted in the air is a greenhouse, and -the water from the farmers and combustion engines contributes to this effect.- Edited: I search for this topic and found that water isn't the problem right now. I strikethrough my wrong text above. Because the water that we are adding to the air is condensing back to the water. In contrast, the CO2 isn't removed from the air faster than the rater that is added. The greenhouse effect from the water is dependent on the temperature, the CO2 increases the temperature and then this increase in temperature increase the water, so water is amplifying the effect of CO2.

We knew the world would not be the same. A few people laughed, a few people cried. Most people were silent. I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad Gita; Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty and, to impress him, takes on his multi-armed form and says, "Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds." I suppose we all thought that, one way or another.

Great channel.

"Ferb, I know what we're going to do today!"

@P0RTA1

3 жыл бұрын

this is *b r i l l i a n t*

@dr.quickfix3125

2 жыл бұрын

Mom comes home and the earth goes in reverse

@deleteduser3455

2 жыл бұрын

Hey vsauce Mike here I’m tired of your shit time to nuke the earth

@pratyushchauhan4107

2 жыл бұрын

Oh no

@Wingedmagician

2 жыл бұрын

Phinias: Don’t worry Ferb we’ll just turn back time after it’s done Ferb: 😶👍

"how dense is neutronium?" physics: yes

@namenamed4992

2 жыл бұрын

Worth 900 pyramids of Giza

@spazzey0

2 жыл бұрын

@@namenamed4992 900 Boeing 747s

@SoapMcCallister

2 жыл бұрын

@@spazzey0 where Plutonium 69?

@spazzey0

2 жыл бұрын

@@SoapMcCallister sadly plutonium 69 decayed last year

@jaffersadiq527

2 жыл бұрын

And it's gas

You should do one on antimatter because it's a very interesting version of matter which can also be used for bombs with just a single gram able to destroy a whole city on it's own.

@anteveic327

9 ай бұрын

That's what l thought the video will be about

@LordElja

8 ай бұрын

The amount of energy required to produce said 'antimatter' is unreasonably high to be considered for use as a weapon.

@beringarius4065

8 ай бұрын

Right now. Right now.

@archlich4489

8 ай бұрын

Same@@anteveic327

@Jesus_Christ_loves_you_alot

8 ай бұрын

Hey there! You will have to leave this Earth, so better know where you're going. You can go to eternal joy and peace with God if you believe in Jesus Christ and change your ways and repent! May God bless you! “For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish, but have eternal life." -John 3:16; The Son is Jesus!

CoD Xbox lobbies, calculating how much damage a fart of your mom causes to earth:

Him: “… the tsar bomba, code named Ivan.” Me: “That’s terrible…”

@Headlock123456789

2 жыл бұрын

Heh.

@moorerecords1022

2 жыл бұрын

Much like Ivan

@Me-ed3qv

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@miikl811

2 жыл бұрын

@@moorerecords1022 no it's Ivan

@NameNik223

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe it was called in honor of the tsar Ivan the Terrible

Just remember that the Tsar bomb was detonated with only half of its potential.

@FIRE_STORMFOX-3692

3 жыл бұрын

Because they wanted thier pilots alive...

@Azivegu

3 жыл бұрын

@@FIRE_STORMFOX-3692 Well, the guy who made the bomb wanted the pilots to survive.

@A.R.77

3 жыл бұрын

The proof of this claim, drunken Russians.

@andresmonagas7662

3 жыл бұрын

@@FIRE_STORMFOX-3692 Rare stuff on the URSS

@kellyjackson7889

3 жыл бұрын

@@A.R.77 In WWII The allies offered Russia Spitfires and P-51's but they declined since the cockpits could not accommodate a Vodka bottle.

"900 Pyramids of Giza on a spoon" damn! this was heavy for me

@detroitbecomeconnor2262

2 ай бұрын

r/puns

@shaikhowais8651

2 ай бұрын

@@detroitbecomeconnor2262 😂

awesome explanations

Video: "First used as yellow dye. Lots of people died." My mind: "Lots of people dyed."

@raisin3058

2 жыл бұрын

lol, dad joke

@ryanmiller5473

2 жыл бұрын

lol

@dididistuff3417

2 жыл бұрын

lol

@koharumi1

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@sebastiantschatordai

2 жыл бұрын

Everyone else: "LOL" My mind: "Lols of people dyed." What is wrong with me? 😂

“But is there a way to be even more destructive?” Something every human being has asked themselves at least once.

@itsBAY35

3 жыл бұрын

every guy who has blown something up at one point lol

@Geraduss

3 жыл бұрын

Sure, shoot a ¸tiny grain of sand at the earth at the 99.999999999999% of the speed of light and see it explode in a flash as bright as a star.

@Chris-55

3 жыл бұрын

Oh actually a dude created plans to engulf a Black Hole to create energy, that can also be used to destroy our local star group

@raistlarn

3 жыл бұрын

Chili. Lots of delicious chili.

@alanwatts8239

3 жыл бұрын

@@Geraduss It would probably be destroyed by the event's own friction before it could even get remotely close to the surface. It would produce one hell of a bang, though. Now, a bigger object that would sustain some of it's mass in the process while going significantly slower than 99% the speed of light? a much bigger problem.

Who would have thought that Wonka's ever lasting gob stopper could be so deadly

Way to leave me all excited but unsatisfied … guess I’ll have to wait for a meteor

Just imagine the neutron activation that would happen! A good portion of those neutrons would go into carbon 14 and other radioactive isotopes that would make the earth screamingly radioactive.

@babaganoush9237

2 жыл бұрын

That means whatever else might evolve will become fallout freaks.

@bananaspy2079

2 жыл бұрын

That was the most nerd thing I’ve ever heard

@Mr.Goosenhand

2 жыл бұрын

There is absolutely no reason to have a bomb this destructive in a war between nations. None

@showoofity50

2 жыл бұрын

@@bananaspy2079 ikr isn't it great.

@bananaspy2079

2 жыл бұрын

@@showoofity50 lol

Tardigrade: Laughs microscopically.

@Feronen

3 жыл бұрын

Small pebble: haha pebble goes brrrrrrrrrr

@rbvfeehfbudenrj

3 жыл бұрын

@@Feronen I think I smell a stinky Redditor

@yeeoo5772

3 жыл бұрын

@@rbvfeehfbudenrj i think i smell a cringy tik toker

@Wayoutthere

3 жыл бұрын

@@yeeoo5772 I think I smell a stinky edge lord

@Croki29

3 жыл бұрын

@@Wayoutthere I think I smell.

Im watching this at 23:30 rn. I should be asleep already but im watching this. Im not even listening or looking at it correctly im js observing it w my eyes, not remembering a thing he said

"A stick of dynamite can power a house for 1 hour" Instructions unclear. Tried to power my home with TNT. House exploded.

"Only 11 percent of the oceans would be evaporated." Me and my homies after diving session: "Tf everybody go?"

@kingacrisius

2 жыл бұрын

Hope you can stay underwater for multiple hours 😅

@bermchasin

2 жыл бұрын

@@kingacrisius months

@sakarilaakkonen5466

2 жыл бұрын

November 11th 2030 "Empty World" Incident

@guitarhippie

2 жыл бұрын

@Brian Beatty I was just going to say lmao. That still has to be dozens of kilometers deep, if not hundreds.

@ithink...7506

2 жыл бұрын

matter of fact, where tf everything go

A neutron walks into a bar and asks "how much for a beer?" The bartender says, "for you? no charge."

@elitetoxicgamer5827

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

@memesis9945

3 жыл бұрын

after all this time i found you dad

@user-lj2cb2pj8j

3 жыл бұрын

@@memesis9945 🤣

@roguecrowdjl160

3 жыл бұрын

i hate this so much.... lol

@OGKingfish

3 жыл бұрын

A photon checks into an airport, "Any luggage?" asks the clerk. "No thanks." says the photon. "I'm travelling light."

That's basically one method of enacting an exterminatus. I haven't heard of any weapon in the 40k universe yet that would function in the same manner. Does such a weapon exist in that universe?

On problem at the start of the video. The stability question of neutrons - they are only stable (as experimentally determined) when inside a nucleus that is itself stable. Gravity is only postulated to make them stable on bulk. This is extremely unlikely as gravity is approx 37 - 38 order of magnitudes weaker than the electromagnetic force and the idea of neutron stability does not take in account what is happening at the subatomic level. Unless we actually can experimentally show this stability under gravity, it is only unsubstantiated conjecture that fails the [smell test]. It is an assumption that delights those who promulgate the idea of stability but is actually quite untestable and in so many ways unreasonable. We see a distinct flight of unsubstantiated fancy by many theoretical scientists today who have failed to step back from their unsubstantiated conjectures (that they [prove] by their mathematics). Mathematics is an essential tool in developing appropriate models of the nature of our universe. But, it must always be remembered that mathematics is ONLY the map and is NOT the territory and NO map is anything more than a quite faulty approximation to the reality that they are trying to map.

Okay, so the Tzar Bomba, a Soviet hydrogen bomb, was originally meant to be this massive 100-megaton explosion. But they dialed it down to 58 megatons by skipping a part called the uranium-238 fusion tamper. If they'd kept it in, the bomb would have been way more powerful, but it could have wrecked the plane carrying it and caused way more fallout. So, they played it safe and toned it down to avoid extra problems.

This is why hydration is important guys. If the human body is about 60% water, you too can survive since it would only evaporate about 10% of water.

@Loki88833

3 жыл бұрын

Genius!

@clam4597

3 жыл бұрын

Stay in the bath.

@yourmamasfriendwithbenefit4778

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂lol

@AllieGee95

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@slayer4810

3 жыл бұрын

Bro Harvard wants to know your location

NASA: “Do you see that planet over there?” Navy: “Yes.” NASA: “I don’t want to.”

@EshwenAudanal

2 жыл бұрын

You can just look away geez

@canadianshark2625

2 жыл бұрын

@@EshwenAudanal nope. kaboom.

@IrKeNoVa

2 жыл бұрын

@@EshwenAudanal B O O M goes the dynamite.

@stony6221

2 жыл бұрын

Tenpenny about Megaton in Fallout 3 🤣😂

@syttorak7629

2 жыл бұрын

@@stony6221 LOL - so lets me honest here, did YOU destroy Megaton or not??

imagine you just painted your, let's say, a chair in yellow. The paint dried, you sit down and BOOOM.

That's 11 minutes of my life on Earth that I will never be able to get back.

Next: How to make your own Neutronium with standard household cleaning products!

@joshuamorin2123

3 жыл бұрын

That would get you a lot of views:)

@mckenr07

3 жыл бұрын

Neil Buchanan sketched out the plans on Art Attack

@steveo9141

3 жыл бұрын

MacGyver can make neutronium out of earwax, a golf tee and a dog turd.

@in2deepcuzican866

2 жыл бұрын

Let's just call the A team.

@J0hnB09

2 жыл бұрын

Step one: extract neutrons from the material using a particle accelerator.

Ocean: 11% evaporated Human: 1000% evaporated Earth: left the group

@redzy5906

2 жыл бұрын

Pluto: Finally, a one room for me to join

@maydonkyovoy968

2 жыл бұрын

Hotel: Trivago

@thewaffle187

2 жыл бұрын

@@redzy5906 dont work that way but sure, still a shitty joke tho

@Alzulruephes

2 жыл бұрын

@@thewaffle187 dont work that way but sure, still a shitty joke tho

@OverlordZephyros

2 жыл бұрын

people living on the bottom of the ocean... we are fine 😉

That shit looks like something a plumber would lose while under the sink lmao

Wow! Great video

“Only eleven percent of the oceans have been evaporated.” ... That is kinda not a good thing, even on its own.

@abrahamlincoln9758

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, kinda...

@sfertonoc

2 жыл бұрын

That would be what is needed to push the Earth in a further orbit as the sun gets bigger... I think the calculations were like losing 200m of sea level.

@SpectralRedshift

2 жыл бұрын

That was exactly my first reaction after the video

@scibanana3542

2 жыл бұрын

It's not like it really matters considering everything else would be a crater and the only life people around to care will be tardigrades and the - 111 billion humans (yes I did the math, 7 billion people each die 16 times thus meaning only 1 billion out of the 112 billion deaths would actually be from living people leaving -111 billion people) Edit: actually it would be negative 105 billion people rather than -111 billion

@ismannen567

2 жыл бұрын

@@scibanana3542 Small detail, how about all the submarines out on deployment. They'd survive, right? Not that they maybe would want too, but still.

Bethesda trying to make another fallout game: write that down write that down!

@TheLightMyFire

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine the next avolution of civilization finding remnants of our civilizations thinking how did they disapeared so quick. Pompei on a global scale.

@YoRHaUnit2Babe

2 жыл бұрын

or a Doom crossover

@jesusislord6545

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheLightMyFire Avolution? That’s new.

@Karma92008

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheLightMyFire the protheans

@Baronstone

2 жыл бұрын

Don't you mean Microsoft?

Excellent Narration and Emotion

Subject Zero Science: *Scares the shit out of people* People : But this wont happen right? Subject Zero Science : All right folks, we're done here.

@nejsonsvejson9861

3 жыл бұрын

Just like in the portal marketing videos!

@davisdf3064

3 жыл бұрын

@@nejsonsvejson9861 Cave Johnson here! Introducing the neutron bomb turret! It fires bombs so powerful that each one can destroy the facility. Cave Johnson! we are done here.

@alicorn3924

3 жыл бұрын

@@davisdf3064 yeah that seems about right

@blaneycrabbe3390

3 жыл бұрын

No ! Relax, . . . live your life . . . . just be safe. . . and live your life. . . . . . . . . .

@tanktank5532

3 жыл бұрын

difference between subject zero science and kurzgesagt. kurzgesagt is like ‘hey its okay this wont happen’ while subject zero science is like ‘Okay, anyways”

The fact that this can release enough energy to devastate the world's surface multiple times within the first second, but the whole explosion only evaporates 10% of the water is testament to the amazing thermodynamic properties of water and its ability to absorb energy.

@alexplayslife7782

2 жыл бұрын

that, as well as the sheer amount of water on earth

@bruhmoment2312

2 жыл бұрын

@@alexandergreene461 smort

@ultatack6020

2 жыл бұрын

@@alexandergreene461 Make sure to have vacuum insulated mirrored tungsten walls

@jamesdwyer6264

2 жыл бұрын

@@alexandergreene461 man gonna make a Minecraft obsidian water wall base IRL

@garryfitzgerald2691

2 жыл бұрын

Well, there is always a silver lining! 😳😊

ideas like this is what makes me believe the possibility of the Silurian hypothesis

Consider that Neutronium is made of cells of nested p+ and p- separated by 3 neutrons on each side. Neutrons are immune to both Positrons and Electrons, and the nesting takes place in events that often result in black holes and neutron stars by squeezing normal matter in upon itself causing Positrons and Electrons to merge into Gamma Rays. As these Gamma Rays leave, the remaining neutrons are attracted further by the p+ and p- internally consistent and neutral. Also, consider that Chicxulub is a crater on the rim of a much greater crater that resulted in the Gulf of Mexico.

@hamadalibutt7984

4 ай бұрын

Wasn't it the crater who created our moon ?

@alexz4752

3 ай бұрын

What is p+ and p-, for the less knowledgable like me?

@tappajaav

Ай бұрын

@@alexz4752 p+ is proton, building block present in every conventional atom nucleus, which has positive electric charge p- is antiproton, mirror particle of proton so to speak, it has negative charge

@alexz4752

Ай бұрын

@@tappajaav OH, those are shortened names of protons and antiprotons. Gotcha.

@tappajaav

Ай бұрын

@@alexz4752 Excellent

Universe Sandbox players: Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power

@redgfxr4095

2 жыл бұрын

*turns the earth into a giant impossible star of the radious of the milky way*

@jaydeemorgan3316

2 жыл бұрын

@@redgfxr4095 using a grain of sand

@KitKitChanIsaac

2 жыл бұрын

@@jaydeemorgan3316 and fires the sand grain at earth at 100000000000000x light speed

@skilz8098

2 жыл бұрын

I can just hear Grey saying: "Rookie Numbers!" in the back of my mind!

@maioshi81

2 жыл бұрын

"positive Infinity"

The Warhammer 40K Imperial Inquisition: "This is HERESEY!!! Oh my lord where can I get one!!!???"

@Septemberl4d

2 жыл бұрын

exterminatus was my first thought also!

@Hellsong89

2 жыл бұрын

I'm just thinking how planets and starts gravity would effect this material and how would space ship handle moving this mass around in star system. Also i was thinking inquisition going "WRITE IT DOWN!! WRITE IT DOWN!!"

@Tuck-Shop

2 жыл бұрын

Makes the life eater virus bomb and following inferno seem like a firework

@The_Mimewar

2 жыл бұрын

EXTERMINATUS

@justinpuzin5120

2 жыл бұрын

Seems a little lite for a 40K planet killer, I mean the oceans got out ok

Well, what a painless way to go, I always knew when Mr. Spock said that hull of solid neutronium was impenetrable that it be dangerous. But I think that when we are able to handle antimatter in a more stable way that would be a bigger bomb.

@ironl4nd

5 ай бұрын

No. Antimatter would be billions of times smaller.

SZS: this bomb could delete an entire planet! SZS at the end of the video: anyway

"14.5 hours of pure hell, which is also scientifically equivalent to 1 comedy set performed by Amy Schumer."

@lucasmita3058

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao, good one.

@Jeff-zf6zz

2 жыл бұрын

Bruh 🤣.

@glennruscher4007

2 жыл бұрын

Or one "copsplaining"!

@daviddunmer3889

2 жыл бұрын

This right here was the most savage bomb

@brahmburgers

2 жыл бұрын

a sure way to get rid of annoying dandruff.

This is probably what Level 3 Kardeshev civilisations would call "a dick move"

@xenomas

2 жыл бұрын

Shouldn't of killed that Calvary back in 3000bc in the game civilization, they gonna nuke ya ass

@blameyourself4489

2 жыл бұрын

Your show me yours, I'll certainly show you mine ... ha ha ha.

@user-jy8np7zx3z

2 жыл бұрын

@@xenomas frick the Gandi. Only in Sid Meyer's Civ

@asuraizen

2 жыл бұрын

Aggressive alien civilization: "Earth, we are here to conquer you!" Earth: "We have a neutronium bomb" Aggressive aliens: "Understandable, have a great day!"

@jordanjonescelestialwaffle1698

2 жыл бұрын

​@@asuraizen alien commander : "roll out, we well get them next time, but there is no time, and thats too bad, besides i had enough of my shift for once" *a few minutes later* commander : ATTENTION ALL ALIENS! I PROPOSE TO RETIRE! I CANT HANDLE THIS BULLSHIT ANYMORE! ps: "can you put my badge on the board?"

97 percent of the Tsar Bombas energy came from Fusion making it one of the cleanest H bomb explosions . There was relatively little fallout because of the altitude it exploded and the nature of its energy . I doubt the explosion had any effect regarding radiation exposure at that distance.

Bro this makes Exterminatus from Warhammer 40k look like a gentle touch.

"Could finish off 1.35B human's if stacked ontop of each other - thankfully that's never gonna happen" China: *sweats*

@myreactiontothatinformatio6344

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@thebrassmonkey100

2 жыл бұрын

(....stands up....begins the slow clap accumulating to an uproarious crescendo) best comment I've seen in quite a while my friend, good on you

@Crispbac

2 жыл бұрын

I laughed outrageously loudly.

@WINER380

2 жыл бұрын

We can only dream

@Wiqoh_

2 жыл бұрын

India is the most dense

Bro the bomb shown in the thumbnail looks like a reactor that belongs in a anime where it explodes and starts the apocalypse 💀

Where can I get one? just asking

2020: Can I have some neutronium? 2021: Only a spoonful!

@pastalavista2654

3 жыл бұрын

pulls out a comically large spoon

@ungodlytemptations

3 жыл бұрын

@@pastalavista2654 destroys the solar system

@Mikelica69

3 жыл бұрын

Fnaf noises

“That’s it. We’re done here.” Cave, is that you?

@-Rabit-

2 жыл бұрын

I thought of the exact same thing

@nutofwisdom791

2 жыл бұрын

yeah same

@midlifehemi88

2 жыл бұрын

I thought the exact same thing

@d4ntheman

2 жыл бұрын

I thought the exact same thing

@BladesofElysian

2 жыл бұрын

My thoughts exactly 😆