Still not quite sure why I was so amused by this but oh boy was I.

@camaradecarter

3 жыл бұрын

Lovely.

@mrgrinderman8861

3 жыл бұрын

Oh and jolly there's also opposing force and blue shift Google translate hehe

@VIRTUALESENCE

3 жыл бұрын

Play more HL2 stuff, they do b funny

@scrubsodium

3 жыл бұрын

Never complained about this one. fairly well made shitpost. Wanker

@bkt0w047

3 жыл бұрын

This entire video was the shit post to end all shit posts Made me laugh the whole way through too

Person 1: *"What does our device do?"* Person 2: *"Haven't decided yet."* That was the true cause of the Black Mesa incident.

@heavystalin2419

3 жыл бұрын

You think _I think?_

@hellsonion514

3 жыл бұрын

@@heavystalin2419 oh yes

@the-letter_s

3 жыл бұрын

@@heavystalin2419 i think, therefore you think -Cicero

@stevenshaffer9278

3 жыл бұрын

@2:25

@user-ez5nc7vl2m

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe a little case of *Unforeseen Consequences*

6:51 Jolly: laughs 6:53 Scientist: don't laugh **Detroit: Become Human**

@fooshi6514

3 жыл бұрын

The future is now

@tricksterzyro3230

3 жыл бұрын

you seem familiar..

@walterblack7191

3 жыл бұрын

Hello NOCLICKER GUY

@re57k

3 жыл бұрын

It happens a lot on his videos. It sometimes feels like the NPC and him are actually having a conversation

@Marvelous0419

3 жыл бұрын

@@tricksterzyro3230 have i threatenedyou before?

I just realized that the marine dying and saying "HEY DOCTOR" was probably a mistranslation of "MEDIC!!"

@saschahofmann2421

Жыл бұрын

Imagen bleeding out on the grounde, but instead shouting MEDIC! you cammly say hey doctor.

@duothehybrid

Жыл бұрын

I love the cutoff on the line

@joltz..2042

2 ай бұрын

But how did "Greetings!" Turn into "Napkin story."

This is just the story of Cicero Fryman looking for someone to experiment with. Which ends up with him opening a rift to another dimension where his true love, G man awaits.

@archrp7868

2 жыл бұрын

While the marines try to stop him

@heavyweaponsguy2944

2 жыл бұрын

What a great fanfic

@denverbeek

2 жыл бұрын

@@archrp7868 Because he's famous and looks like Cher

@wta1518

2 жыл бұрын

Actually it's Gordon Cicero and his alter-ego Garden Fryman.

@projectkepleren

Жыл бұрын

he's also a famous marine biologist

Small brain: "ok boomer" Galaxy brain: "You're old, and wrong"

@dezynjikReal

3 жыл бұрын

Haha

@aleppo5398

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@GewelReal

3 жыл бұрын

don't laugh

@TAOEXPRESS

3 жыл бұрын

@Thiny Sihaneath i shall consume something or someone.

@doctordeath2419

3 жыл бұрын

Dead meme try harder because you are the one that's old and wrong

the original line was "hello gordon." it translated to "napkin story." After a bit of re-doing it was more like "Hello freeman" Or "Greetings Freeman."

@load-bearingcoconut5586

3 жыл бұрын

To quote HLVRAI Gordon: HOW THE FU-

@mannamedjared

3 жыл бұрын

HOW THE FOIK DID THAT HAPPEN

@FrankBradshaw_hoiketech

3 жыл бұрын

I knew it

@DelnorShinobu

3 жыл бұрын

If I get a friend named Gordon I'm gonna greet him with "napkin story"

@thatonerandomguy1844

3 жыл бұрын

Napkin story

That scientist looking directly at him and saying "don't laugh" just as he was dying of laughter was an out of body experience

@SomeGuy_Somewhere

9 ай бұрын

It was almost creepy yet so funny

0:58 “Samosa was the… purpose of suffering?” i like how it sounds like the announcer is reading a script and is so confused on what the script says.

@carlthelongshoreman1979

Жыл бұрын

she was reading the script, all of these lines are their first line reads, that is why at time you can hear them break character

@Daveaintreal

Жыл бұрын

I think there was a question mark in the script there. Maybe when the P.A was asking about joining the Black Mesa research team.

@racer927

5 ай бұрын

​@@Daveaintreal "Do you have a friend or relative who would make a valuable addition to the Black Mesa team?"

@Daveaintreal

5 ай бұрын

@@racer927 Yeah, that one.

"Our success may change, you agree?" "You're old *and* wrong!"

@vendybirdsvadl7472

3 жыл бұрын

"Stop laughting ;("

@midouban628

3 жыл бұрын

Broke: Ok Boomer Woke: You’re old and wrong!

@Ribbons0121R121

3 жыл бұрын

**destruction 200**

@VinVonVoom

3 жыл бұрын

I need the Black Mesa Kleiner voice actor to do this line.

@nicebroskielads2716

3 жыл бұрын

Hesterical laughter

"You're old, and wrong" The hardest roast I've ever heard

@TheKitMurkit

2 жыл бұрын

6:38

@fryingpan5472

2 жыл бұрын

“Don’t laugh”

@bendingmite

2 жыл бұрын

''Is this the right way?''

@mranderson9553

2 жыл бұрын

reminds me of the cat in the hat quote "your not just wrong, your stupid"

@Concon12316

2 жыл бұрын

"Don't laugh!"

" Position, In position. Done. " Sun Tzu - The Art of War

7:44 *marine using a phone in the middle of a fight* “WHY do i NOT HAVE AN ACCOUNT?!” i can just imagine a marine hiding behind a crate with a rag over it, angrily swiping at an iphone screen yelling this

@AjitaniShirasu

6 ай бұрын

Hella underrated comment

@joltz..2042

2 ай бұрын

"I also see oranges, the purpose of columns"

"What does that device do?" "Haven't decided yet." Sounds like he just invented the internet.

@flame_warp

3 жыл бұрын

That's the most HLVRAI line in this whole mod and it ruined me

@MichealleShoemaker

3 жыл бұрын

9:20

HECU Soldier: "HE IS FAMOUS" *begins to beat gordon unconcious*

@Chad-Rainis

3 жыл бұрын

I hate celebrities.

@manuelcjr52

3 жыл бұрын

@@Chad-Rainis based af

@ValentineC137

3 жыл бұрын

you'd be mistaken if you think someone wouldn't actually do that

@taboret3280

3 жыл бұрын

Famouspeoplefobia

@masterzoroark6664

3 жыл бұрын

He either hates ce;ebrities or he is a psycho fan and he wants him for himself

"Napkin Story" and "YOU be unconscious" are the best lines in this mod, I just want to know how many languages they were put through to get the results we see. Edit: after re watching this I realized the barnacles were not invisible, but were pistols.

@varahunter68

Жыл бұрын

?!!

@childreninmybasement1

Жыл бұрын

N a p k i n S t o r y

@cheesecakw4045

Жыл бұрын

"HE IS FAMOUS" beating up sounds

@ben12355

Жыл бұрын

Pistols.. Wait THE PISTOL IS A BARNACLE

@User-1294.

Жыл бұрын

@@childreninmybasement1 Do you want a reservation?

"you're old AND wrong" feels like a response right out of twitter

In case of accident always remember: *_REMOVE THE CRIPPLED_*

@ViewpointProd

3 жыл бұрын

disabled*

@battlebunnykai2295

3 жыл бұрын

Gotta remove the extra weight. 😂

@theasexualidiot4803

3 жыл бұрын

SACRAFICE THE HANDICAPPED

@lux_1223

3 жыл бұрын

@@theasexualidiot4803 BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD.

@nicholas209

3 жыл бұрын

@@lux_1223 SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

Napkin story: You’ll just have to wait until after the test

@regensyscronos347

3 жыл бұрын

Little Meap WHAT

@frenchshrimp6108

3 жыл бұрын

barney from black mesa

@benjamincasatimcintosh2918

3 жыл бұрын

How the fu

@thedoomguy9944

3 жыл бұрын

HOW

@Echo-gb2vx

3 жыл бұрын

black mesa security guard where’s the beer you owed me

24:25 I like how the exit sign for the tram is instead just “finished”.

Most people: "ok boomer" Black Mesa scientists: *"you're old and wrong"*

“Hold me” “I’m in the abyss” damn these soldiers really going through it

@commanderbeepo8066

3 жыл бұрын

Welcome to the US Military

@CodedBruhment

3 жыл бұрын

@@commanderbeepo8066 true

@Immolator772

3 жыл бұрын

They're going to hell real fast.

@explosivebean8328

3 жыл бұрын

Swing the tango! And jump!

@Zellio2011

3 жыл бұрын

The problem is: TURN IT OFF!!!!

HEV suit be like: “Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.”

@MajorReckerFailure

3 жыл бұрын

Wait, so licking doorknobs isn't illegal? Epic.

@Bubbly_Dragon

3 жыл бұрын

@@MajorReckerFailure Only on Earth.

@deanxile

3 жыл бұрын

Please Do Not Remember DIFFICULT

@VampireBlood7

3 жыл бұрын

I didnt expect a spongebob quote :D

@NoobGyver

3 жыл бұрын

Cicero Strawman finds this helpful

- What does our device do? - I haven't decided yet As a software developer for embedded systems I can tell you it's an ordinary situation.

@Summon256

7 ай бұрын

What makes the phrase funnier in this context is the fact, that it implies that no functionality or role was assigned to the device, that was already built! Lol It's on itself is an oxymoron...if he said - i don't know yet it would be different story, but "haven't decided yet" make it sound way funnier...

The long ass "Straaawwwwwwmaaaaaaannnnnnnn" by the Nihilanth made me laugh way more than it had any right to.

"What does our device do?" "Havn't decided yet" The words you want to hear when entering a highly advanced laboratory studying quantum physics.

@Cowcow211

3 жыл бұрын

I too watched the video

@user-gh7uw9vn4o

3 жыл бұрын

If they have decided,the things device can do will be certified,ah,quantum physics

@TAOEXPRESS

3 жыл бұрын

@@Cowcow211 I understand people saying this whenever it's _ONLY_ just something someone said in the video, but this time the commenter actually added something to it.

@maxdownforcemedia

3 жыл бұрын

@clucklescluckdonaldsCLUCKCLUCK griffin hopefully they'll call it GTA VI

@ACBlackJ0ck

3 жыл бұрын

I think that's just Black Mesa in a nutshell

"You think I think?" Black Mesa's operational safety in a nutshell.

@HardwareFahrrad

3 жыл бұрын

Within the narrow limits of philosophy

@HardwareFahrrad

3 жыл бұрын

@Zachary Hilt Yeah

@Xela42

2 жыл бұрын

Very reminiscent of shrooms and pipes

@veryfastengineer1719

2 жыл бұрын

Napkin story

@EE-jv5xg

2 жыл бұрын

You're old and wrong.

12:14 H.E.V suit is oddly masochistic.

@joltz..2042

2 ай бұрын

The dark age, has been found.

@Flaxdosh

Ай бұрын

So does some of Black Masa employees

So, this is an old video, but a note for anyone wondering, "napkin story" was "greetings."

@red11rus85

2 жыл бұрын

HOW

Can we get some proper appreciation for the people that actually voice acted this mess, instead of just using the half-assed text-to-speech.

@hjalfi

3 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah. And actually managing to read the lines without breaking into giggles.

@Schytheron

3 жыл бұрын

Wait... this wasn't text-to-speech?

@jobran1

3 жыл бұрын

but the deep fried robot speech is also very funny tbh, it just has that certain something

@Starlightbooper

3 жыл бұрын

@@hjalfi they probably did, A LOT

@KiraSlith

3 жыл бұрын

I appreciate the voicing, but TTS would've actually been funnier IMHO. There's nothing quite like that signature dead pan delivery to accentuate absolute nonsense.

"YOU! Be unconscious!" I mean, that _is_ their goal.

@CKVanilla

3 жыл бұрын

Unconscious forever

@cozzymusic6969

3 жыл бұрын

@@CKVanilla not forever just a long time

@MichealleShoemaker

2 жыл бұрын

@Tabi's Weird Stuff 9:45

@deaddream.

2 жыл бұрын

@@cozzymusic6969 forever is a long time

@cozzymusic6969

2 жыл бұрын

@@deaddream. forever is infinite

6:50 “Don’t laugh!” the scientist *knew.*

5:00 the voice actor's way of saying it made it way funnier

"You are old and wrong" - Everyone to every scientist at Black Mesa

@Nothing-1w3

3 жыл бұрын

Except Elie and Freeman ofcourse

@thomaseubank1503

3 жыл бұрын

Don't laugh

@PhilipNikola

3 жыл бұрын

Don't laugh

@WW1N73R

3 жыл бұрын

@@Nothing-1w3 eli*

@wheatley3571

3 жыл бұрын

The new OK boomer

For those who want the captions to look like classic Jolly font, try these settings: Font Family: Proportional Serif Font color: white Font size: 400% Background color: any Background opacity: 0% Window color: any Window opacity: 0% Character edge style: Outline Font opacity: 100%

@JollyWangcore

3 жыл бұрын

The font I actually use is Sitka in banner Bold.

@Inexpressable

3 жыл бұрын

The embarrassment he feels must be immeasurable.

@HuyNguyen-pj4zo

3 жыл бұрын

@@Inexpressable and his day was ruined

@Swordsoulreaver

3 жыл бұрын

This is... suprisingly accurate.

@slashshooter003

3 жыл бұрын

@@HuyNguyen-pj4zo Well, he did say try. =)

1:28 "Hello, the Cicero. Looks like there are slow." never fails to make me smile.

6:39 i love how he became self aware and told Jolly to stop laughing

UPDATE:they've done this for Opposing Force, Jolly needs to play it.

@aceyrealest

3 жыл бұрын

He hasn’t even completed opposing force

@taxanimated

3 жыл бұрын

jolly already finished blue shift

@nordic2068

3 жыл бұрын

Sebastian Brown bet he also finished the main game yet played this mod still

@Spherehead123

3 жыл бұрын

@@taxanimated so does half life...?

@michalbrichko933

3 жыл бұрын

Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes !!!

"What does our device do?" "I haven't decided yet." Ok, so you're telling me he decided the device swarms black mesa with aliens?

@beeftastesliketoenails94

3 жыл бұрын

He decided that it did a thing

@Starlightbooper

3 жыл бұрын

yes.

@thegrouchization

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly, that exchange is peak Mad Scientist.

@virusdella

3 жыл бұрын

Literally scientists

@massimomarconi7009

3 жыл бұрын

I suppose

9:45 Soldier: "You! , Be unconscious"

@angelofiron4366

2 жыл бұрын

Oh, swing the tango and jump! Into shape.

@MoonStudioAnimation

Жыл бұрын

The problem is... TURN IT OFF!

@davidlima9461

3 ай бұрын

"motion?"

@joltz..2042

2 ай бұрын

internet. EEUGH

@Thetf2mercenary

12 күн бұрын

Ok

6:32 That's a bumper sticker right there

Jolly: Oh that made sense Black Mesa Announcer: REMOVE THE DISABLED

@de_soot

3 жыл бұрын

crippled*

@spideyjtw

3 жыл бұрын

@@de_soot it said disabled

@user-yk3bd2ee5q

3 жыл бұрын

spideyjtw it said crippled

@marioman1242

3 жыл бұрын

In reality, all of you are correct. The voice says disabled, but the screen says crippled.

@catherinevo6060

3 жыл бұрын

XD

"Exposure to Cicero? I'll go" followed immediately by "Status: Married" is the funniest fucking accidental progression I have seen in my life

@ignaciopizarro97

2 жыл бұрын

Pending

@saturn21207

2 жыл бұрын

g-man rule 34

@FlamesTheCyndaquil

2 жыл бұрын

@LOAN NGUYEN number 15: burger king foot letuce the last thing you'd want in your burger king burger is someone's foot fungus, but as it turns out, that might be what you get

@BierBart12

2 жыл бұрын

@@FlamesTheCyndaquil Chill's voice is burned into my bloody head

@TheKitMurkit

2 жыл бұрын

Progress and time may not be the same.

3:40 I believe that line was originally "Standard insertion for a non-standard specimen"

18:33 I think that scientist loves you a little too much

@iansmith-gn5hz

8 ай бұрын

Ayo the scientist is sus 😏

@underpussy_

2 ай бұрын

Cicero finally found someone to experiment with

"Our success may change. You agree?" "You're old and wrong."

@sleepingfurret9042

3 жыл бұрын

The new "ok boomer"

@martiddy

3 жыл бұрын

Internet debates be like

@theonlyplain

3 жыл бұрын

Don't laugh :(

@g4v1n71

3 жыл бұрын

that's the true meaning behind ok boomer

"What does this device do?" *"Haven't decided yet."*

@Schytheron

3 жыл бұрын

Programming in a nutshell

@Kaarl_Mills

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like Black Mesa alright

@ArthurD

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, that's how it was and how it is since times immemorial.

In retrospect, scientists experimenting together sounds completely normal.

17:51 he forgor 💀

A soldier chasing you while angrily on the phone with his bank teller is horrifying. "WHY DO I NOT HAVE AN ACCOUNT?"

@herobrine7617

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@SeriousApache

2 жыл бұрын

"Alright squad, our order is to kill every dumbass scientist in this hellhole. Don't ask questions, they pay us to kill, not think. Sergeant Smith, you will get payed by cash, our bank didn't open your account yet". "What? Captain, give me the phone please..."

@snekofpresent4753

2 жыл бұрын

Nice

@DC25_MALLETS

2 жыл бұрын

I burst into laughter after reading this

@dipolarisland

2 жыл бұрын

Timestamp?

The military demanding Cicero "be unconscious" is the best thing I've heard in a while

@dr.coomerclone146

2 жыл бұрын

Detroit: become unconscious

@bast4rdlyreaper

2 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure the "Napkin Story" is "Fiddlesticks".

@denverbeek

2 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of the villagers from Villager News. “Stop!” “No!” “Aww, he said no...”

@Solomanon

2 жыл бұрын

@@denverbeek agreed.

@Ferixstn

2 жыл бұрын

It has the same energy as ,,go commit no breathe"

2:14 Ah yes, my favorite line in half life. So inspiring!

This is my comfort video for some reason I come back to this whenever I want to feel well

"This game is a new game" *People die when they are killed*

@benjamincasatimcintosh2918

3 жыл бұрын

Every 60 seconds... a minute passes in Africa

@MrLego3160

3 жыл бұрын

In reference to an immortal foe, that didn't die when killed

@HypnoPantsOnline

3 жыл бұрын

- Shirou

@spqr5843

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrLego3160 ridley?

"I'm glad you need it, fish scientist." How dare he call you a marine biologist

@muratkahraman8313

3 жыл бұрын

underrated comment.

@sidekic1109

3 жыл бұрын

*starts singing sodo chi no sadame*

@legio1942

3 жыл бұрын

Starts laughing in Pucci. (jotaro is the worst jojo)

@masahirosakurai3733

3 жыл бұрын

@@legio1942 k

@--Io--

3 жыл бұрын

@@legio1942 Even my stand can't find who asked

I've just rewatched this vid, and it's one of the most hilarious vids on the internet, period. The editing, commenting and the use of captions with the occasional Twitch comments is just pure genius, and you laugh from start till finish with only a few breaks to catch your breath until it goes crazy again. Just amazingly well done vid.

2:25 this part broke me because it's actually better than the original lines.

"I want to ask of this person responsible for this matter" Is he asking for the manager?

@assassinproject5586

3 жыл бұрын

Philosophical Karen

@manboy4720

3 жыл бұрын

i wan't to ask for the manager. this resonance cascade is not acceptable.

@nekipeh7373

3 жыл бұрын

I see orangeS

@fightydragon3287

3 жыл бұрын

He is Baren, barny + karen = baren

Can we get a shout-out to the voice actors, they did great on this mod!

@linkfreeman1998

3 жыл бұрын

Especially for trying hard not to die because of laugh when they read the scripts..😂

@thfreakinacage

3 жыл бұрын

@@linkfreeman1998 Definitely. I'd love to hear some outtakes too.

@icanplaytehdrumz

3 жыл бұрын

@@thfreakinacage Sadly I did not keep any of the outtakes, but I appreciate the love! Definitely had some epic laughs during the translation process, but I usually was able to compose myself for the actual recording. Same for the other two voice actors.

@lesnake

3 жыл бұрын

@@icanplaytehdrumz thank you for making this very entertaining mod!

@thfreakinacage

3 жыл бұрын

@@icanplaytehdrumz I'll bet it was a great experience! Since you're here, let me thank you personally for your work on this fantastically fun mod! :D

"HE IS FAMOUS" was the moment I fucking lost it and pissed myself.

19:34 "You wanna know who else pump Shirt look? My mom!"

"The injury was great!" I didn't know the HEV suit's a masochist

@Digilobop

3 жыл бұрын

The dark age has been found

@PhobosTK

3 жыл бұрын

It wants to be high on morphine

@GothAlice

3 жыл бұрын

Performing its function make this simple HEV suit very happy.

@VoidsEclipse

3 жыл бұрын

Why do I feel like your profile picture was cropped to hide. Something. Maybe I'm just going insane from all the weird shit on the internet.

@lugoorstar

3 жыл бұрын

@@VoidsEclipse hiding the tips of the bow, those things are nasty

3:06 "For each line of text/dialogue, I put it through a varying amount of languages until I got something funny or interesting. The languages I most commonly use are Latin, Hawaiian, Maori, Xhosa, Kinyarwanda, Gujarati, and Arabic." P.S. I got from "Is that all you got?" to "Not at work", so this mod is authentic I guess...

@theimmunegamer8123

3 жыл бұрын

It’s sad he didn’t see it

@hungry720

3 жыл бұрын

yes

@utiuandy99

3 жыл бұрын

Translating into Latin and back is so funny

@quasistudent402

3 жыл бұрын

Roomitoide arthritis is over

@somethingtheoneandonly

Жыл бұрын

Also use Kazakh

10:49 HECU Soldier 1 : Hold me~~ HECU Soldier 2 : What ?!? HECU Soldier 1 : What ?!?

@angelofiron4366

2 жыл бұрын

I am in the abyss

2:20 Greatings is now napkin story Grea - Napkin Tinkus - Story

@Klugger

Жыл бұрын

😮

"I am In the Abyss" "Does zero equal zero?" "Progress and time may not be the same." Its like this mod is unintentionally existential.

@THExRISER

3 жыл бұрын

"Hold me."

@cultistaautista

3 жыл бұрын

"You think I think?"

@cultistaautista

3 жыл бұрын

"The Dark Age has been found"

@robot6703

3 жыл бұрын

"Freeman Foam"

@eikoyaa

3 жыл бұрын

"Napkin story."

6:49 “Is this the right way?” *Jolly starts laughing* “D o n ‘ t L a u g h”

@Cyridi31

3 жыл бұрын

That genuinely scared me

@AlphaGreen58

3 жыл бұрын

That was perfect

@hernanreipp3321

3 жыл бұрын

OMG the AI is aware of our existence.

@sparkz6349

3 жыл бұрын

@@hernanreipp3321 Half-Life VR but the AI is self aware

@totallyrealcia

3 жыл бұрын

Sparkz *I remember*

My buddy is a marine and one of the best CQB tactics he learned was yelling “Why do I not have an account!?”

@ArtisticSquid203

Жыл бұрын

How about asking the opposition if they want a reservation?

"well, *I w i l l e m b r a c e y o u ."*

I can’t imagine what hl2 google translated would be like with the combines terminology

@Gormathius

3 жыл бұрын

What would the zombies’ backwards talk sound like after it’s been run through the translator multiple times?

@gamegeekz1

3 жыл бұрын

Oh God yes that would be amazing

@TheTalkingLama

3 жыл бұрын

here ya go www.moddb.com/mods/half-life-2-google-translated

@masterzoroark6664

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheTalkingLama oh god

@IAmJeenyuss

3 жыл бұрын

@@masterzoroark6664 God wouldn't let this exist

I absolutely loved the HECU. "BECOME UNCONSCIOUS!" "WHY DO I NOT HAVE AN ACCOUNT?"

@viracocha6093

3 жыл бұрын

“MOTION!?”

@lilacocto9103

3 жыл бұрын

THE PROBLEM IS: *TURN IT OFF!*

@primeclaw7773

3 жыл бұрын

*WATCH THIS RADIO*

@el-volte

3 жыл бұрын

*He is famous*

@lilacocto9103

3 жыл бұрын

@@el-volte *Rapid beatdown*

20:25 what a good question

6:40 “Your Old and Wrong.” Best line ever lol

And Half-Life: Opposing Force with Google Translate is even weirder.

@Zmeeed01

3 жыл бұрын

Wedding pistol

@thetrashmann8140

3 жыл бұрын

*BABY BABY BABY*

@Ulvis_B

3 жыл бұрын

Nice

@Highretrogamelord

3 жыл бұрын

@@Zmeeed01 "I'm so sorry for the donkey", "My grandfather runs faster than dust".

@furryfemboyowo5480

3 жыл бұрын

@Hareez Haziq medical button

"Why, do I not, have an account?!" "Sir, this is Black Mesa, not a bank" Bank Mesa

@purpleguy325

3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes bank messi

@guepardiez

3 жыл бұрын

He thought it was Mesa Verde. Black, green, it's all the same, right?

@hschan5976

3 жыл бұрын

Maze Bank

@yush7221

3 жыл бұрын

bank mesa money transfer facility

@DemonicAthen

3 жыл бұрын

@@yush7221 You're a fucking genius

8:40 I love the exasperation in Jolly’s voice. Such a convincing, almost cartoony, tone.

8:27 Sign: bahzadar Jolly: B A H A Z A R D

@NAFTASARGE

Жыл бұрын

That Bahzadar languages like Hebrew i think

@ptolemaic3238

Жыл бұрын

Ratio

"Cicero, not to harken unto thee, and to rotate the begin to rise up." We should have like a medieval version of hl1 "Cicero, stepeth into the chamber of trails, they await thee" "Cicero it is thou in thine body and soul, or rather I say glistening armor"

@matthieuleperlier251

3 жыл бұрын

That would make a great mod!

@lolzor96

3 жыл бұрын

"Cisero, thou art a nincompoop!"

@masterzoroark6664

3 жыл бұрын

This mostly reminded me of Hylics

@leleled6467

3 жыл бұрын

_"Half-Life but its in Shakespearian English"_

@andrewdias478

3 жыл бұрын

I want Half-Life but it's all in iambic pentameter.

“Napkin Story” That’s a perfect slogan for a t shirt right there man.

@felixc.3444

3 жыл бұрын

Yep

@DeepfriedChips

3 жыл бұрын

Hmm what’s with the verified symbol hmm

@kieranmilner1295

3 жыл бұрын

its thee simpson episode

@wheatley3571

3 жыл бұрын

Thats my favorite movie

@Karan-zg9bm

3 жыл бұрын

@@DeepfriedChips hmm iteresting

Oh my god, I love how the scientists literally killed themselves at the ghastly sight of Jolly. Realistically I think it might have something to do with the guard you killed at the start of that map. It might just be rare, but it probably carried his death over to the scientists.

15:55 That explains the black scientist running from you!

@black-mesa

Жыл бұрын

We don’t talk about Eli…

Jolly: "I'm not that funny." Everyone else: _"You have proven yourself to be a great people art."_

@masterchieftedestroza213

3 жыл бұрын

yes

@bubbles8871

3 жыл бұрын

@3D Modeller Wow

I would love an entire made-up narrative about "napkin story"

@tonybadaboni

3 жыл бұрын

Done kzread.info/dash/bejne/gqyaqsRpo827l7g.html

@MrBurnlan

3 жыл бұрын

Well, it all started when the president of the USA took the first napkin

@shlomgoldberg9136

3 жыл бұрын

There is a pizza related map on the napkin

@Ribbons0121R121

3 жыл бұрын

napkin story by the cicero

@SliThepro

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrBurnlan didn't expected jojo reference in here

"We do not die" "We do not die" A N D "We do not die"

3:20 I'd say, translated from simple chinese

Typical game hint: "Reading signs are important"

@lonlo

3 жыл бұрын

це суцільне божевілля 🥺

@user-lz5kh3un8z

3 жыл бұрын

"do not forget to breath, its very important"

@minty5367

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-lz5kh3un8z to breath, use your nose :D

@NikoPeludo

Жыл бұрын

Game hints: Enemies will die when killed

Some of these sound almost like bible passages. "Cicero, not to hearken unto thee, and rotate the begin to rise up"

@manarallego3745

3 жыл бұрын

It kind of sounds like a really cool way of saying "I don't mean to be nosy, but get yer ass up!"

@puh8825

3 жыл бұрын

Ah, yes, the Parable of Cicero Fryman.

@kroh7742

2 жыл бұрын

Also include "MOTION??!!"

@thedemoman88

2 жыл бұрын

Israel 9:13

@apersonwhoexists546

2 жыл бұрын

we could make a religion out of this

I can’t count how many times I’ve watched this video over and over again

Subject: Cicero Fryman Assessment: Failed Reason: “Who the hell is Cicero Fryman? We asked for Gordon Freeman.”

6:53 the way he looked at him and said "Don't laugh" while he was laughing was so creepy 💀

Cicero Fryman: The cancer The Nilan The STRAWMAN! And Fish Scientist!! A.K.A Famous Foam

@stupidratt

3 жыл бұрын

"I am cicero, the S T R A W M A N. You will bow in my favor!"

@sebaesm

3 жыл бұрын

N. T Cicero

@dmilincic

3 жыл бұрын

The people art

@brickyrb4555

3 жыл бұрын

ReMoVe ThE cRiPpLeD

@MichealleShoemaker

3 жыл бұрын

Cero

Jolly not understanding that executing scientists / guards makes future ones afraid of you makes this immensely funny.

the fact this mod has full voice acting is the most impressive part

Scientist: What does our device do? Me: Now I understand why the resonance cascade happened.

@Ribbons0121R121

3 жыл бұрын

i havent decided yet

@uekiboy92

3 жыл бұрын

Fake phd this man have 😂

I absolutely adore the artistic marines. Dancing tango, studying and debating philosophy, caring for industry and its workers, being highly eloquent and romantic... 10/10 perfect men to send to clean up and silence a messed up scientific experiment on alien life.

@Johannesburgus

3 жыл бұрын

Motion?

"The tram is into Eugenics" is not a phrase I think has ever been said before.

9:21 when a gamer thinks about his pc in the war

"I have to turn on my mom and then seek care nearby" Yeah, I'd imagine that would be the correct course of action.

@de_soot

3 жыл бұрын

how to get out of step mom abuse 101: (is that a disney cinderella reference?)

@elgenerau99

3 жыл бұрын

This part destroyed my fucking lungs.

"I want to know what language did this" Chinese. 100%. Google translate absolutely butchers Chinese translations.

@metalowyzow2988

3 жыл бұрын

I think it was polish. becouse it has a lots of similarities with polish language. there are a lots of words which actually mean multiple things. in English translation it's all halarious.

@PedroPauloAmorim

3 жыл бұрын

maybe Italian?

@OriginalZethrel

3 жыл бұрын

@@forecastumbrella1626 make one for half life 2 also! All that dialouge is a gold mine!

@oki790

3 жыл бұрын

Japanese too is absolute shred by the translator

@conni-bun

3 жыл бұрын

According to the mod creator, it was nearly every language, but mainly Hawaiian, Latin, and a few more. Apparently cicero came from the Latin translations, too.

Scientist 1: "What does our device do? Scientist 2: "Haven't decided yet." This could have been a great punch line in sci fi sitcom lmao 😂