Can we just appreciate how clever he is when he makes his videos

@angusclarke7477

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@MISSICSART

2 жыл бұрын

@@angusclarke7477 Yes, clever! It sure is! I enjoy these thoroughly

@IAmCrusty

2 жыл бұрын

I'm pinning your comment because it makes me look good

@smithytom7405

2 жыл бұрын

@@IAmCrusty cringe

@Spitfire576

2 жыл бұрын

@@IAmCrusty But you ARE good looking, darling!

Dude is like a combo of Captain Jack Sparrow and the Joker.

@helleboreflower4803

2 жыл бұрын

I was gonna say the same thing!

@lolulysse0076

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah!

@helleboreflower4803

2 жыл бұрын

Even add Deadpool 8nto the mix

@Z4NK00

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@BoogieCat

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

Love how he sacrificed that one guard to the sky gods by making him float away.

“Do you think the Angels question why they have wings and not the apparel of a crab?” Is quite the line I must say.

@SomeGuyWithaPC

2 жыл бұрын

wait a minute, i just saw this comment and i iterally heard that sentence

@infinitechibi1496

Жыл бұрын

@@SomeGuyWithaPC omg same I WAS LITERALLY ABOUT TO TYPE THATTTT, WHAT IS THIS COINCIDENCE?

@SomeGuyWithaPC

Жыл бұрын

@@infinitechibi1496 I mean there are 8 billion people on earth so it isn’t the biggest coincidence ever

@infinitechibi1496

Жыл бұрын

@@SomeGuyWithaPC I know I know, but it's still a fun coincidence.

@letsrock12345

Жыл бұрын

@@SomeGuyWithaPC but not 8 billion watching it at the same time

5:30 My personal favorite moment, out of this entire glorious video.

@WO_21

11 ай бұрын

He went “I die! And now, I Fly!”

"Unfortunately you were born and will die a loser." Damn, never empathised so much with a security guard.

“Look out, Bullets” is my favourite chat up line.

@smithsmithington

Жыл бұрын

In one of his other videos he stabs scissors into a guy really fast while running past him on some stairs and says "hey hold my scissors for me". I almost cried laughing. 😂

7:16 "My friend! You come back to me." I laughed so hard.

0:01 Bro that “Hugh Hugh” had me crying

5:30 made me cry. Hilarious

i just love how you crumble them and they go flying!🤣5:33

13:00That's nice Santa gave him a free moon trip.

17:49 I nearly spat out my drink dying laughing

'The way you fell, like a swan'. I got a bit emotional hearing you say that. A true wordsmith.

Not only the amount of cleverness, I love how he really gets into the character, it kinda feels like if jack sparrows with more borderline personality disorder became a hitman 😂 I love it. You definitely have amazing creativity and amazing content ❤️

@Albukhshi

Жыл бұрын

I was about to comment that he reminds me of Jack Sparrow!

You are actually my favorite youtuber now. You deserve more exposure.

“Your gun smells. I don’t want your gun. What have you been doing with it?”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Oh, I do hate it when I’m eating an apple and then a caterpillar with a red silenced pistol shoots me in the head

@IAmCrusty

2 жыл бұрын

Must be a Thursday!

"I'm a smart little chicken, I can be smart for a couple of minute...s "He's in the plants..." Oh shit I ruined it...

5:35 mans literally sent him to heaven

Guy: smoking and blowing it in people's faces Also guy: your breath stinks.

@stacicakessmith

2 жыл бұрын

I DIED AT THIS PART 😂 the audacity

😂😂😂 I can imagine before VR gaming this guy did the same thing while playing games.

"Goddamnit bullshit in a pond with ducks that don't listen to rap for some reason...because of prejudice against it" Now who can argue with that?

*sniffs gun* "your gun smells". Best line in the video.

Crusty as hitman is the greatest thing I’ve seen in a long time.

Well made again can't get enough of the Hitman videos thank you so much Crusty

THIS is the absolute Masterpiece that is Crusty. My favorite of all.

“The way you fell…is like a swan!” I’m fuckin dying

5:30 "you belong to the sky"

14:29 gee the real crusty man thinks im pretty! What a great guy!

5:38 go to the cloud-district 👌😂👌

Crusty: The problem is you open your mouth too much. Me: Does he mean- Crusty: I'm talking about sexual faaaavours. Yes, yes that's what he meant.

The hitman 3 vr mode is a fucking nightmare but crusty makes it fun

@jokkie007

2 жыл бұрын

Is it still bad?

@robobitch9121

Жыл бұрын

@@jokkie007 they haven’t changed anything so yes.

He is a pure genius

Yes. I needed this today. Your vids are so good bro.

“We have no mercy where I’m from. I’m from a place called… Earth.”

"Do you think the Angels question why they have wings and not the apparel of a crab?" You, good sir, are hilarity personified.

What a good time this channel is. Love it.

Even better the second time round, thanks for the giggle. Bloody DUCKS!🦆🦆.

I love the immersion you give to these videos it’s so fun to watch

"ohhhh im angry about that" my fav line

Great video as always lord crusty

2:24 "Fix the Problems" *Wink Wink"

9:55 I can't this is the funniest shit I've seen in awhile

Another absolute masterpiece as always, thank you crusty

It's true, Earthlings are particularly devoid of mercy.

i laugh every time a person goes into the air crusty is amazing 😂😂😂

Thanks for another video Crusty...💯🏁 Also hope you're healing up good .

I love how he can just send people to the sky with his hands like a god.

"That bloody woman" 😂😂😂😂

Man I’ve been begging for a new video of these happy to find one

Your videos always craxk me up, brother.

"Now I admit that was abrupt." That's funny shit, right there.

just found these videos.. laughing harder than i have in a log time thank you

I love your hitman videos too

Your videos are one of the few things that bring me joy

Yess hitman vídeo, got my like when the add was going on still lool keep it up the good job my man

LET'S GOO, NEW VIDEO!!! I LOVE THESE!

Another brilliant masterpiece from a fabulous man. Thank you so much for this Crusty! I needed this today. You made me smile and laugh today and that is a present to me unlike any other. I wish you the very best of days. And the most fabulous of times. 😎

@IAmCrusty

2 жыл бұрын

Always a pleasure!

15:55 lmao 🤣 first video I'm watching and I already love ur humor 😂

I never thought such beautiful words would come out a persons mouth

5:35 Crusty finds out hiw to use the force

Just found your KZread channel lately. This one made me laugh so hard! Thanks for great and entertaining content - and informative ways on how to get rid of your enemies 😅

Love the vids crusty you make my day whenever you post

THE best VR gamer, it's not about the game, it's the way the video is made. Bravo!

This came across my feeds. Absolutely hilarious.

crusty you are amazing you are the best youtuber of all time and deserved way more subs you always make me laugh anytime you upload and are just a very good creator and make my day when you upload a video! loved the video btw!

@IAmCrusty

2 жыл бұрын

Look at you being a sweetheart!

@rawr336

2 жыл бұрын

@@IAmCrusty in the next video can you try and place as many land mines or explosives as possible on the map where you are floating with the parachute people i feel like that would be fun to watch

I love how this is the embodiment of my first D&D party. *someone bumps into them and doesn't apologize* *Gets brutally stabbed immediately*

This is absolutely hilarious lol love your content man thanks for the laughs

"What is this sir!?" Well it's a dead body" *proceeds to instantly punch in face* for some reason that got me and I started cracking up

The way you had it up to here with the event had me rollin hahahabha

Crustyyyy you made another hitman vr 💖💖 yayy!!

"Something strange is going on" "I'm killing people with fish"

One of a kind crusty!!

When a KZreadr can make you laugh and be ashamed of laughing at the same time, you know you've found a good one

I love theses videos they are so funny

Every second of this video is just puro gold :D

There should be an official compilation composed of every single one of Crusty's kill counts on every game he's played! That would be interesting to see how many NPC's he's slain over the years in various games.

The amount of good content this legend has brought , i just have realized he acts like johnny Depp, just better

Eared a sub. This and the skyrim video had my dying. The dual personality thing is the funniest thing I've ever seen. 😂

Hahaha, "that's not how you eat ice cream"🤣🤣🤣

I'm crying, I'm laughing so hard!

Can’t stop watching your videos

5:30 It's like you made a ballon animal out of him.

Legend says that crusty is still trying to win the level til this day

“You belong to the sky” *ascends*

Best channel I subscribed in a decade. Dude is a legend imo

Please don’t do it! Ohhhhh but I I will do it. 😂 Too many hilarious parts to list😎

My god these are amazing

Brilliant video!

I've never laughed so hard at a youtube video before. Thankss for this amazing masterpiece.

0:14 "I said Santa Claus bought you a gift. Now go to the Moon!" *Explosion*

This looks really fun, and was absolutely hilarious. Some of the stuff made me think of something Eddie Izzard would say, especially so if he were a hit man :D.

absolutely hilarious!

"Holy s*** did that escalate really fast!"

"Jesus!" Lol fast thinking, man

Crusty makes a great hitman

Just been sent this by a friend. Absolute genius. Hilarious 🤣🤣

Don’t ever stop posting. Highly underrated greatness. ❤️

This man never loses his touch, I used to assume during your Skyrim videos that the voice was an act but I’m starting to wonder if that’s your natural speaking voice at this point I’ve never heard you drop character