He sounds most upset that he has to fight a furry

@entropy7705

3 жыл бұрын

Fucking Ocelot

@zeropelli7026

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly same

@TheMessiahOfThe99Percent

2 жыл бұрын

@@entropy7705 No snake is not gay

@BoBunch

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@Mihai_.

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheMessiahOfThe99Percent Volgin is the gay one

snake! you've created a lunch paradox!

@thecoolcario9048

3 жыл бұрын

You can't go changing the future like that!

@ElricSowrd

2 жыл бұрын

Big Boss: Who are you?

@c1ips0official31

2 жыл бұрын

Now snake has to fight through the lunch dimension and sneak through the food pyramid.

@seronymus

2 жыл бұрын

Anyone remember the PIME TARADOX meme?

@asecretone

2 жыл бұрын

Paradoxables

**30 minutes later** **sends an MRE** Snake: What is this? Major: Russian Lunchables.

@kurokamikage_official

9 ай бұрын

I mean, those are good if you have no alternative or said alternative is worse

@Ihere123

9 ай бұрын

@@kurokamikage_official Alternative being a dead snake slightly eatened by a bird. Wait, you're not gonna eat that, right, Snake?...Snake? Snake?! SNAAAAAAAAAKE!

@Batchall_Accepted

8 ай бұрын

The pizza one that they started doing right as I was about to get out is literally the pizza lunchable, it's actually delicious lol I was pissed that I only got to have it on my last couple of field exercises

@WH250398

7 ай бұрын

i'M gOnNa PuKe

@Chados.

4 ай бұрын

Solid Snake loves Rations while his Father Big Boss hates them 😂

Rule 1: If you see a tree frog. Eat it Rule 2: If you see a Metal Gear. Suplex it

@dylanrankin-df7ku

9 ай бұрын

Peace Walker:

@Harrowed2TheMind

3 ай бұрын

The Rules of Nature right there.

@TheSpy605

Ай бұрын

RULES OF NATURE❗❗

Zero is truly an asshole for not having those Lunchables on deck. It's like phantom pain without them.

@TheMessiahOfThe99Percent

2 жыл бұрын

we just need to overdose on the pills the whole diamond dogs were on at all times

@tking2199

2 жыл бұрын

It's why Big Boss brought everything back to 0.

@wisemankugelmemicus1701

2 жыл бұрын

Yo but he didn’t get like, K Rats or some shit

@chronicallyretarded

2 жыл бұрын

r/angryupvote

@Goose849

2 жыл бұрын

ikr omg

I was wondering who the furry was, and then I remembered every Ocelot appearance at once.

@dilfasriel6354

2 жыл бұрын

Meow *eco*

@thatbrightorangefoxy7406

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@ikkibestboi

2 жыл бұрын

Same lol

@GattiJuanIgnacio

2 жыл бұрын

I thought the furry was The Fear, nevermind.

@shitpost-o-matic7469

2 жыл бұрын

Of course you'd recognize it, considering your pfp

"BITCHIN!" -Snake

@kint5379

Жыл бұрын

"Bitchin"

@Iamnotaspy.

11 ай бұрын

:)

@K-44BlackBumblebee

Ай бұрын

@@Iamnotaspy. :)

"commence operation snake eater" "Wait, wtf am I supposed to eat?" "Hey, are you deaf?"

@BattleKiller-x7h

5 ай бұрын

Snake: "No." Zero: "Snake." Snake: "I'm not eatting a fucking Snake." Zero: "This is what you were trained for." Snake: "Why don't you eat a Snake?" Zero: "No, I don't want to." Snake: "Exactly. So you better sending me some goddamn lunchables." (End of conversation): Snake: "BITCHIN!"

@megajeremy90001

3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

I love how Snake is so accurate but Zero sounds nothing like he did in the game

@Puppy_Puppington

2 жыл бұрын

It’s not

@yurei3714

2 жыл бұрын

Almost accurate snake

@capybara9521

2 жыл бұрын

Snake isn't accurate at all, Major is

@amuroray9115

2 жыл бұрын

Both are like 50% close.

@theST1NG

Жыл бұрын

@@capybara9521 What? His Snake sounds pretty good. His Major Zero sounds more like Michael Caine lol

funny enough the calorie mate wouldn't have been invented for another 30 years after the game's story

@randomgod6371

3 жыл бұрын

Shut up

@lvbboi9

2 жыл бұрын

@@randomgod6371 ay chill

@TheMessiahOfThe99Percent

2 жыл бұрын

@@randomgod6371 cry about it

@Nad_0618

2 жыл бұрын

More like 20, but the point still stands.

@michelefarroni93

2 жыл бұрын

He ate the prototypes, just like he’s using the prototype for the m16

I love how this could actually be in MGS3 and it wouldn't feel out of place.

@spindash64

2 жыл бұрын

We’ve already got a Codec of Boss yelling at Snake for wearing a tuxedo on a stealth mission while he just grumbles like a little kid who wanted to impress his mom

@LethalByChoice

2 ай бұрын

​@spindash64 Don't forget the legendary James Bond conversation that was like 2 minutes long

The sound of him rummaging through his bag while Zero dissociates in silence is perfection.

“But Snake! Someday you’ll feed on a tree frog! It’s the thrill; the trial to survive for the day we see new light!”

@Puppy_Puppington

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I know right and it’s not for honor but for youuuuuuhuuh

@unfortunatecircumstances8870

2 жыл бұрын

@@Puppy_Puppington snake eateeeeer......

@jakethehyena9327

2 жыл бұрын

I always hated that song!

@worthyedge9307

2 жыл бұрын

@@jakethehyena9327 i m a g i n e

@Sireington

2 жыл бұрын

ITA ABOUT DRIVE ITS ABOUT POWER

Fun Fact: the CalorieMate brand was first released in 1983 yet is an item in Snake Eater, which canonically takes place 20 years earlier.

@amaximus224

2 жыл бұрын

20 years is where they draw the line, apparently.

@VaciliNikoMavich

2 жыл бұрын

Prototype Lunchables!

@spacehunter200

2 жыл бұрын

That was brought up in matpats game theory vid about mgs3 and my mind broke when I realised

@NKGAMING-ri4qm

2 жыл бұрын

I’m gonna guess it’s not a real place or something like it’s a virtual world

@_PhamBaoDuy-tt2os

2 жыл бұрын

There was also a CalorieMate commercial with Keifer Sutherland in it somewhere on YT. Which is quite a concidence.

I fucking love the background noises, the hum of the machines, the birds chirping, and snake rustling in his bag trying to find some goddamn lunchables

this is 10x funnier knowing that lunchables contained dangerous amounts of minerals that are known to cause irreversable brain damage

If the operation is called snake eater... Isn't he supposed to eat snakes?

@internetman2199

2 жыл бұрын

if you were in an operation named human eater would you eat a human?

@shapeshifter2344

2 жыл бұрын

@@internetman2199 yes

@Tahir2573YT

2 жыл бұрын

@@internetman2199,of course

@TheMessiahOfThe99Percent

2 жыл бұрын

Ocelots eat snakes

@icookchildrenandeatthem9085

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheMessiahOfThe99Percent this can go in a very wrong way knowing the game and codenames

When Roy said he didn't want to, he sounded like a child.

@Ammi553

2 жыл бұрын

Sorry to be *THAT* guy but... his name's Major Zero/Tom Roy is the colonel from mgs1-2-4

@Puppy_Puppington

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah you sound stoops calling major Tom aka zero ... Roy. Smfh

@TrueRetroflection

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair, Major Zero and Roy Campbell are the same model

@DeepCurve300

2 жыл бұрын

@@Puppy_Puppington who tf are you?

@TheRealBlazingDiamond

2 жыл бұрын

@@TrueRetroflection excuse me, what did you say?

“Why don’t you eat a tree frog?” “No, I don’t want to.” 😂

“I’m fighting a giant gay man who shoots lightning” 😂😂😂😂

This guy does an incredible impression of Snake, holy shit

@jamesparkes8776

Жыл бұрын

Stolen

@Gage-bk7cn

Жыл бұрын

@@jamesparkes8776 cap

@LocalHolehead

16 күн бұрын

@@jamesparkes8776 Like your life aspirations

Lunchables is where we draw the line.

Snake : "what's supposed i have to eat?" Zero : "you do know this operation is called snake EAAAAAATA!" 🤣🤣🤣

"Bitchin" -Naked Snake

Man snake is a national treasure

@BALI409

2 жыл бұрын

He also dreamt of creating his own home,so he belongs to no nation

@donkeykongisytpooping3002

2 жыл бұрын

@@BALI409 Outer Heaven...

@donohunt0

Ай бұрын

courier…

I want this to be canon so badly

@TheMessiahOfThe99Percent

2 жыл бұрын

“Hello, Kojima?” “何？誰-” “Don't worry, make this canon” “なぜ私はこれを考えなかったのですか？私の人生は嘘です!”

That contempt in his voice when he says "and a furry", I really felt that.

that "no, i don't want to" was so uncanny, it was so accurate.

Snake has known that R&D have been working on inventing lunchables for a while now lol.

@romacalor

Жыл бұрын

He had to grind missions until it unlocked

This is by far my most favourite short on KZread. Especially the "I'm not eating a tree frog, why don't you eat a tree frog?".

@jadak100

2 жыл бұрын

"No, I don't want to"

@williamdaniel1701

Жыл бұрын

@@jadak100 Exactly, so you better be sending me some goddamn lunchables

@ragewireloki6213

Жыл бұрын

@@williamdaniel1701 those won’t be invented for another 30 years.

@Engineer266

3 күн бұрын

​​@@ragewireloki6213I'm fighting a giant gay man who shoots lightning out of his fingertips, a man who can talk to bees, AND A FURRY But Lunchables, that's where we draw the line.

@ragewireloki6213

3 күн бұрын

@@Engineer266 Fine… I’l get you your lunchables.

"And a furry" Scalie vs Furry.

@articusramos808

Жыл бұрын

Sums up mgs in a nutshell. All code names...hahha

Snake saying “bitchin is one of my new fav things

That man time traveled into the future to get Snake some lunchables, bitchin

@genericedgyinternetuser4930

2 жыл бұрын

Bitchin

gay man with lighting finger tips aka the main boss guy a man who can talk to bees aka .. the.. bee guy and a furry ... huh???? you mean the end? or that weird guy who does poison damage and uses camo while in trees? o_O

@dantheman8841

3 жыл бұрын

He's probably talking about Ocelot

@desolatortrooper7196

2 жыл бұрын

@@dantheman8841 ah yes i call him the meowing russian cowboy.

@TheMessiahOfThe99Percent

2 жыл бұрын

@@desolatortrooper7196 I call him _Le Betrayer_

@iMernerner

2 жыл бұрын

*bisexual

@dilfasriel6354

2 жыл бұрын

@@dantheman8841 meeeeoowwww Yeah, acsually pretty furry tbh

Otacon: Lunchables? Those are like one of my Japanese bento boxes!

Big boss when he finds out his lunchables aren't going to be sent.. *Unplugs zero's life support system*

@darktooth4576

8 ай бұрын

Took him several decades to do that.

"A guy man who shoots lightning put of his fingertip" I didn't know Emperor Palpatine was in Metal Gear!

@LZS.8649

2 жыл бұрын

I first thought he talked about Raiden from Mortal Kombat.

@BobSoss2341

2 жыл бұрын

He’s talking about Volgin

@NobleVampireSamurai

2 жыл бұрын

@@BobSoss2341 r/woooosh

@mattgroening8872

11 ай бұрын

⁠@@NobleVampireSamuraidoesn’t seem to be it with the first reply

This could be a conversation between Batman and Alfred 😂

The adorable thing is that I can genuinely imagine Big Boss loving Lunchables, what with his appreciation for instant convenience foods.

"I want some more!" -Snake

A detail I appreciate is that the mission name is "Operation:Snake Eater"

The "bitchin" got me 💀

"Bitchin'!" :D

The treefrog joke was so good

This game comming to steam ist gonna be modding heaven!

The last line "I'm fighting a gay..." etc. sounds like David Hayter.

I love how when major is asked he just goes like “no. I don’t want to.” Like a spoiled child the delivery on that line was great

He needs the lead that only the Lunchables can provide.

SNAKE NOOO, DON'T EAT THOSE! THERE'S LEAD IN THOSE LUNCHABLES!

@invurret9533

2 ай бұрын

Lead Eater

"Snake, you just created a time paradox!"

The delivery of "and a _furry"_ is just hilarious

I love how he says “why don't you eat a tree frog” It’s like he’s some 1st grader on the playground having an argument with another 1st grader

0:52 imagine snake actually looking like that

Normal Difficulty: "Ah sweet, a Calorie Mate!" Hard Difficulty:

This could be a whole parody series, ala something like hellsing from how funny the characterization of this version of snake is

Does anybody else think this Snake impression is kinda on point? Like, he sounds pretty good (pun intended)

*SOMEBODY GET THIS MAN A LUNCHABLE*

A whole new meaning to *eat lead*

"Exactly, so you better send me some lunchables" he sounds so damn close to the original from there on. If he keeps training his way to talk more he could sound very close and almost unnoticeable!

Knowing that Ocelots are proud creatures and yelling “Yeoowww!” To summon your Russian squad doesn’t make u a furry. It makes you a hollywood fan that ends up coming off as Bollywood.

@ernitis1304

2 жыл бұрын

ocelot cope

"Calorie Mate? If I wanted a mate, I'd go to where Major Zero's from! Instant Noodles? If I wanted an instant noodle, I'd just let Volgin grab me again!" Russian Rations? I'm already rationing in Russia!"

You know what, fair enough. Also it would suck if when mgsv snake went to grab the crackers out of his lunchable he accidentally pulverized them with his robot hand

You know you're a BIG BOSS when you demand lunchables 😆 🤣 😂 😹

"And a furry" Pwahahaha

Watched this right after a video about how lunchables contain lead

I love how Snake just randomly gets an eyepatch in the middle of this 😂

I love how he has to get more specific on what they are making to make them seem weird but mentioning that ocelot is a furry (its nothing that he makes just something that he is) is enough to pass as weird without further explanations

TIME PARADOX!

I came here specifically to hear Snake say "Bitchin". I was not disappointed.

“They better be the pizza ones too, none of that ham and cheese cracker bullshiit” -snake voice

I wonder if he's going for the cracker, ham, and cheese combo or if he's more of a make your own pizza kind of man

@TheMinecraftACMan

2 жыл бұрын

Doubt it matters as long as it comes with the vanilla cookies

@L30GH05TDUD3

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheMinecraftACMan and the Caprisun as well

@jackwagon573

Жыл бұрын

Hopefully a crunch bar mini

@bobbyhager9376

Жыл бұрын

@@jackwagon573 why is this so funny

@bobbyhager9376

Жыл бұрын

I think snake saying it in like serious voice

When You're mom doesn't pack you're lunch

I love how patiently nervous Zero waits for Snake to search though his tactical paper bag

Those meme smiles... So dammed cursed

You're pretty good!

And that's how lunchables were made

Zero: snake lunchables haven’t been made for another 30 years Snake: WE HAVE FREAKING CYBORGS, HIGH TECH ELECTRICITY SWORDS, GIANT MECHS AND GENETIC MANIPULATION OH BUT LUNCHABLES DRAWS THE LINE

Sanke is just my mood when I'm ticked off, my voice gets raspy like his too

This is still my favorite video from you, it’s absolute perfection.

"Bitchin" -snake

Plot twist: Big Boss never got his lunchables which caused him to turn evil and create Outer Heaven

The video is hilarious and the dubbing is awesome, but I'm surprised that no one's mentioning that Naked Snake would absolutely 100% eat a tree frog just to see how it tastes

oh man thank goodness he got his lunchables. I was worried that he would not have any for a second.

The "bitchin" at the end got me

Snake got so shocked at the fact he has to eat an animal, that he lost an eye for a couple seconds.

The Major then proceeds to create a time machine to bring Snake his Lunchables. That same time machine is the one that makes the Ground Zeroes: Samais Vu mission possible.

Snake: Is a nice launch i give you that, but add pineapple to The pizza doesnt give you better taste whatsoever.

@henrikbgh7221

2 жыл бұрын

But add pineapple to the pizza now you ruined the whole meal

@sermicha5324

2 жыл бұрын

eh, s’aight

Oh, let's not forget about the photosynthesis grandpa and the astronaut from the 7th circle of hell.

Major really broke the space time continuum & traveled to the future to get Snake sum lunchables 😭 that’s bitchin’ frfr 😏💯

The whole thing was setting me up for that last word, and when it came, it broke me

I just realized something… snake would die once he eats because of the lead.

He does do all the hard work, just give the man his Lunchables

Snake aware of lunchables 30 years before being invented Snake time traveller confirmed.

@darktooth4576

8 ай бұрын

And he coined the cardboard box disguise technique too, with the line “it’s like my destiny, me, and a cardboard box” something like that at least. So he predicted 2 things, lunchables and the iconic cardboard box. It’s no wonder why he was thinking Outer Heaven would be a success, because these two things certainly did, his pride went to his head.

War has changed :)

@BullockDS

2 жыл бұрын

Lunch has changed. It's no longer about napkins, condiments, or freshness. It's an endless series of packaged meals, made by companies and by stores. Lunch--and the consumption of food--has become a well-oiled machine. Lunch has changed. Plastic trays carry processed grains, use processed meats and cheeses. Capri Suns inside their boxes hydrate and slake your thirst. Caloric control, brand control, emotion control, cafeteria control…everything is portioned and kept under control. Lunch…has changed. The age of the bag lunch has become the age of convenience, all in the name of averting starvation from meals of mass disgusting, and he who controls the tray, controls mealtime. Lunch…has changed. When the meal is under total control, lunch becomes routine.”

@TheMessiahOfThe99Percent

2 жыл бұрын

@@BullockDS Food has changed. It's not about filling your stomach. It's about satisfying your tongue.

@donkeykongisytpooping3002

2 жыл бұрын

You’ve created a time paradox!

Metal Gear Solid 3: Lead Eater

@DJ4461

Ай бұрын

solead*

Snake: Bitchin'! Zero: Yes, Snake - that's what you're doing....bitchin' about food.😁🥪

I'm pretty sure I shot enough air out of my nose to send a rocket to the moon when he said bitchin

masterpice

"A furry?" Sorry, it's been a while since I've played MGS3, but remind me where that happens again? Is he talking about the Fear or something? Edit: Nevermind. Just realized it's Ocelot. That makes way more sense.

@lucky6961

2 жыл бұрын

*miau*

‘Bitchin!’ -Snake