He didn't just dabble in the dark side he was balls deep in the dark side😎

@imaginarycorgi7312

Жыл бұрын

Thats it! You win.

@Drewskii59

Жыл бұрын

i just know its sith red

@attainascend

Жыл бұрын

LMAOOO

@attainascend

Жыл бұрын

@@Drewskii59The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

@jjrj8568

7 ай бұрын

"Do you know the Dark Side" "From the INSIDE out"

Moments like this convince me that Smuggler should've been it's own independent faction.

@captin3149

Жыл бұрын

I've always thought that. The smuggler and bounty hunter would both have been a cool cross-faction class

@jankostrhun8725

Жыл бұрын

@@captin3149 RotHC should have done just that.

@kevind3974

Жыл бұрын

him and bounty hunter. problam of course was that's only two so no faction power (minus the mandalorians). the thing is they could have filled the rest out with gray jedi and night sister. in all honesty it would have made for a surprisingly strong relatively neutral faction (definitely not neutral but stayed out of the larger war till fully dragged in. think America during both world wars) that would have also delved deeper into how particular planets fell. now we all know mandalor. but theirs jeda for gray jedi which was a nexus planet in its hayday so it was super powerful. dathamir for night sisters and dathamirs its own monster. plus none empire controlled hutt space or pyk, or brood or whatever powerful gang they wanted to show the rise and/or fall of for smuggler

@jankostrhun8725

Жыл бұрын

@@kevind3974 Honestly that seems a bit like a stretchy as there is no way those would come together to create some Non-aligned league. If there'd be third faction it would be Hutts but even that is a bit forced. You can't really do much witch with core game as you'd essentially have to make 2 stories, probably with ability to switch in-between them during the run - but that was really nothing to just flat out swap sides during Riseof the Hut Cartell and again after KOTFE/ET was finished instead of that (or as an alternative to) that double agent nonsense.

@kevind3974

Жыл бұрын

@@jankostrhun8725 correct and thats why i am not surprised they went down that road. all four were alwase vastle indipendent till around the clone wars era and thats only because by that point in time they all fucked themselves so hard their planet was not just nearly unhospitibal but also not worth it anymore so they lost everything but scraps.

I fucking died at the wookie making his exit it was funny as hell

@brodyestes2376

28 күн бұрын

Smuggler: :YOu promised me some pussee Bowdarr: --Screeching noises--

Smuggler is an absolute chad in every encounter.

@user-pm3wk6lw6m

Жыл бұрын

Still, Zare is unimpressed

@JoshTheHoffman

Жыл бұрын

@@user-pm3wk6lw6m Sith always thirst for more and better.

@thalmoragent9344

9 ай бұрын

​@@JoshTheHoffman True, they're always looking for the next best thing

"But I didn't do anything!" "... ... ... EVERYOOOOONE!" Genuinely cackled at that. xD

@_vakas

Жыл бұрын

E V E R Y O N E

@martinkaradjov6153

Жыл бұрын

🥲

Well. That's one way to Slay the Sith...

@mekaniklboltmb4880

Жыл бұрын

More like "lay"

@wolfesbane4263

Жыл бұрын

Cade Skywalker will agree

@moncool17Gaming

Жыл бұрын

Or make more

the wookie be like: Im out of here good luck bro

Smuggler: What do you bring to the table? Sith: Me.

The writing in this game, especially for the smuggler is just golden.

flirting with 3 girls at once infront of them, chad

You know, this Sith takes the idea of sleeping around to a whole new level. I expected it to be an option not her straight up coming out and saying, "Knock me up, I know you want to!!"

@falnelliah2084

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, but hey at least smuggler gets some. Bounty Hunter/Mando story line is like balls dry my guy.

@blueanonymousguy3978

Жыл бұрын

​@@falnelliah2084 something tells me Mando and Bo are gonna be gettin it on in S4 next year, they even hinted Mando liking her as a person, and really who does Lol

@falnelliah2084

Жыл бұрын

@@blueanonymousguy3978 lol. At least one of my Vode is getting some XD

@LakesideTrey

Жыл бұрын

@@blueanonymousguy3978idk Bo Katan is like in her 50s by the Mandalorian and Din Jarin is like 30. I don't have any problem with that age gap, but I doubt Disney will do it.

@blueanonymousguy3978

Жыл бұрын

@@LakesideTrey I also really don't see a problem if they still intend to tease it in S4, but when the writers hint at something, it usually means that they want something in the story to happen, and you really can't tell the writers no, afterall look at all of the DC and Marvel comic writers in the past 20yrs.

Even I'm speechless. So many golden moments here. Including as "wrong as a hutt wearing a bikini" 🤣

Bro my man missed out on the best dialogue option in this chapter, "Stop waving your hands like that you both look ridiculous 😂"

I absolutely love how TOR was not written for kids; an adult SW MMO game.

The writers did a marvelous job at oozing innuendo. "My crimson box". No wonder so many Jedi turn-they fill up to bursting at the seams and will do anything for a 5-second nut with whatever sultry Sith that indulge in whatever emotion they feel.

@Hi-Im-Gib

Жыл бұрын

Bro the way I played my Jedi Sentinel route my dude and Kara (Jedi companion) just gave off vibes that we'd be fucking like rabbits every chance we got. And I mean, I don't blame them, the Jedi can be so uptight sometimes.

@natem1579

Жыл бұрын

*Moments after banging* "Such a gorgeous box... a delectable shade of crimson, wouldn't you agree?"

@thalmoragent9344

9 ай бұрын

​@Hi-Im-Gib Lmao, yeah I can see some Jedi couples. The Order allowed some relationships in the past, way back in the day, but overall, they've now disbanded it all together. You and your companion being "involved" could help your force abilities, due to the fact that sometimes, emotions can help, not just lead to the Dark side.

"I think you're as wrong as a Hutt wearing a bikini." LMFAO such a burn!

So THIS is why my friend kept recommending Smuggler to me if I wanted to have more fun lmfao

The wookie was like aight bruh I'm out 😅😅😅

Dudes trying to smash all the parties in a female mexican standoff. The force is strong in this one.

"I'm as close to perfection as you're gonna get." With that hairstyle? Not likely.

@another7414

Жыл бұрын

Yeah but doesn’t change the fact that she’s hot af

she is a sith influencer, she pays with exposure

3:45 Shame there's no option for all three of them to join you...😂

6:28 "Bargaining with you was a pleasure" literally

Seems like Theran Cedrax got tired of traveling with the Jedi Consular and chose a more passionate woman :)

Bowdaar bowing out is almost as good as M1-4X exclaiming "Oh hell no!" when he sees Gearboxes' little surprise on Alderaan.

After all that, the Smuggler is a two pump chump.

Virgin Disney: No Palpatine is a vilcel (villainous celibate), he's too evil to have kids the natural way so he just made a clone for father Rey Chad Bioware: *Big tiddy Sith GF*

@xanderm6090

Жыл бұрын

Palps had clones in Legends canon too. In fact Disney was the only one where said clones had sex.

@redjirachi1

Жыл бұрын

@@xanderm6090 Yeah but they were only for backup bodies and not an excuse for Palpatine to be a vilcel who still had kids

I lost it when the third scene you had a wookie now instead. Felt like you replaced the other one because they kept disapproving lol

Therans twin brother.

"but i didnt do anything!!" "everyone!!!" 🤣

4:47 Haha... Even I don't know which side to route for now.

Smuggler and Imperial Agent get all the best story moments. I do feel like Light Side Sith Inquisitor is also pretty good because he's just such a smart-ass all the time to these REALLY powerful Sith Lords who don't kill you outright due to plot armor.

Imagine sleeping with someone and they go "You creep me out" immedietly after

I love the dialogue of this game

She didn't like it 💀

Smuggler has by far the funniest dialogues in the game

By the way that box is a holocron that belonged to darth nihilius I forgot the rest of the words

@greenhydra10

Жыл бұрын

Had a feeling that was a holocron.

Wish we could do the same with the female smuggler. Dudes have all the fun -_-

@christiandude2151

Жыл бұрын

We have too many damn games with guys and girls getting a sausage fest in BioWare let’s just have this please??

@MorlyDotes

11 ай бұрын

We used to be able to. There was originally a "bug" that persisted for years that a female smuggler could choose to sleep with the Sith. Then Bioware went and "fixed" it to add the retarded makeup line or whatever for females. Those of us that played female smugglers were pretty incensed at the time.

@highlyopinionated5611

2 ай бұрын

There are plenty of opportunities for Fem!Smuggler to be flirty/have funny moments like this. Like for example; you can have a fling with the aristocrat boy on Alderaan and afterwards ask him to propose. His reaction is priceless. 😂

Not much crimson on that box lol

😮😮😮"wrong as a hutt wearing a bikini"😮😮😮

He used the “Force”

If it means getting a lightsabre to the janglies in the morning, nah, pass, 😅😊😂

@Robbini0

Жыл бұрын

Sith aren't guaranteed as praying manti. They would only do that if you were really that bad, annoyed them some other way or if they went on a rampage.

Her: I’m not like other girls…I mean Sith.😏

I half forgot about the story for this. I ran it about ten years ago when it was insanely hard. Go lightside and you get a chump jedi padawan on your side, who can't stand up to anything, you have to find a way to save her, while being murdered yourself. While the Sith either murders your companion almost immediately or ignores them completely. At least that's how I remember it going ten years ago. I had to pull a second PC ally in to get through it, even though I was over-leveled for this.

what a way of a sith to courting someone....

Jedi is way cuter. Her safety is a greater prize than a fling with a sith.

@matearas7787

Жыл бұрын

Sith all the way

@willieoelkers5568

Жыл бұрын

Plus it's just so fun to flirt with her and hear her nonplussed responses.

@motodog242

Жыл бұрын

She friendzones you hard. She finally understands your innuendos and just says, “if I wasn’t devoted to the force, yes, but I am, so… toodles.”

@badconnection4383

Жыл бұрын

Jedi only knows missionary, Sith all the way.

@willieoelkers5568

Жыл бұрын

@@motodog242 And? That’s her prerogative

Keep in mind… there’s no underwear in space

@5:33 Tell me your heart's desire, my dear... Wet, raw bare back...

Smuggler more like Rizzler

I always go Darkside here and not just for Zare, the Jedi tried to Mind Trick me. That shits not very nice

Anyone knows if the chest piece Vaverone is wearing is avaliable to purchase or to drop?

Get me everyone. EVVVEERRRYYYYYYOONNNNNNEEEE!

"You're about as wrong as a Hutt in a bikini" lol.

still can't bang the jedi

@wastrelperv

Жыл бұрын

That's fine, I wouldn't want it that way. She deserves better than that.

@matearas7787

Жыл бұрын

Yeah becuse the manipulative jedi is dead

@wastrelperv

Жыл бұрын

@@matearas7787 I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye.

@zelos7413

Жыл бұрын

​@@wastrelperv how did that get in there?

@wastrelperv

Жыл бұрын

@@zelos7413 I grabbed it off the ground and put it in his eye. Simple.

lewd

What are the odds of something like this happening in The Acolyte??

i just know its sith red

She's for the Sith Streets!

@mrbuster3106

11 ай бұрын

Better than Jedi - you ain't getting even a peck on a cheek there.

Hot

What type droid is that ?

Well now.

W rizz

It makes perfect sense for the smuggler character to be a womanizer 😂 I personally think that the Smuggler's storyline is kind of a comedic relief compared to the other playable classes

the box isnt even red

I´d rather drink hutt bathwater

Not even a trading card? Or some saxophone music? Just a fade to black and you are done? Wow, how cheap is that.

lol i just shot her HAHAHA

Yeeaahhh…I always kill the Jedi, she’s too uppity and snobby

W rizz