SWTOR: Love & Lust - Imperial one-nighters
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00:12 Andronikos Revel
02:04 Ashara Zavros
04:08 Baroness Chay
06:58 Cellvanta Granthan
09:01 Colonel Harok
10:29 Darth Lachris
12:27 Dheno Rey
14:06 Ensign Temple
17:53 Eva Kaayz
19:16 Jaesa Willsaam
20:50 Jordel Tlan
22:53 Kaliyo D'jannis
26:21 Ki Sazen
27:45 Lady Aitalla
29:29 Lord Raffid
32:05 Lord Zavrasha
33:06 Mako
33:53 Malavai Quinn
35:37 Netulla Pahn
37:22 Phi-Ton/Yana-Ton
39:21 Pierce
40:30 Rylee Dray
41:42 Samara Mindak
44:15 Taunt
46:00 Tivva
48:20 Torian Cadera
49:39 Urtel Moren
51:08 Vector Hyllus
54:39 Vette
56:43 Watcher Two
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"I found my old shock collar the other day." ..such kink
@kiadimundi3610
6 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard at that part
@SoulKiller7Eternal
5 жыл бұрын
Vette is the kinkiest one of them all. I ain't kidding. o.o
@The_Red_Ghost10
4 жыл бұрын
@@SoulKiller7Eternal well, she is a twileck (sorry for grammar)
@curtiswong7280
4 жыл бұрын
@@The_Red_Ghost10 Twi'lek slavery is the epitome of BDSM culture, change my mind
@The_Red_Ghost10
4 жыл бұрын
@@curtiswong7280 I will not my good sir
Sorry Ashara humming the Imperial march still makes me laugh.
@JadeLightSWEU
8 жыл бұрын
I really like that reference.
@RadonIverian
8 жыл бұрын
Tam tam tam tam taram tam taraaaaa Tam tam tam tam taram tam taraaaaa Tam tam tam tam taaaaaaaam taaaarararam tam tam tam taramtam tamtaraaaaaaaaaaam
@RadonIverian
8 жыл бұрын
Tam tam tam tam taram tam taraaaaa Tam tam tam tam taram tam taraaaaa Tam tam tam tam taaaaaaaam taaaarararam tam tam tam taramtam tamtaraaaaaaaaaaam
@sketticalx2798
5 жыл бұрын
Perfect little moment of understated character development. So much for Ashara's insistance she's not a Sith ;)
@rokas9991
4 жыл бұрын
if i knew this kinda funny stuff happendt i woud have played a male sorcerer^^
Join the Empire. You'll get laid so much it'll practically be part of the job.
@rfc1526
9 жыл бұрын
Scary this is I can imagine that on some poor slobs cantina's wall lol
@jonathanstrong5590
9 жыл бұрын
i knr dark side all day
@colebeaman3734
8 жыл бұрын
+Finbar Brolly Join the Dark side, you'll get cookies and then some
@kwintin1000
7 жыл бұрын
I want an army slogan akin to that.
@trippfields279
7 жыл бұрын
Cole Beaman "Cookies and complimentary Threesomes"
A lot of these 'one-nighters' seem to end in marriage.
@nikolaszuraff1234
8 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I've noticed that, too.
@random3857
8 жыл бұрын
That's how they get you.
@anthonyz6913
7 жыл бұрын
First night with watcher two, the hug, he had a hand on her bum.
@WoodstockProd
7 жыл бұрын
Nick Snave or convince him to defect, or force him to kill himself
@annahenrietta9517
4 жыл бұрын
Literally 2nd scene is marriage. 🙃
"Don't get sentimental on me." *13 seconds later* "Do you have a ring?" -Darth Nox
Bioware, I love you for your clunky and awkward romances. It's not a real bioware game without them.
@joemcnulty6814
5 жыл бұрын
@pessimist who's the voice actor for the female Inquisitor?
@nowistimeforfightingyouson3325
4 жыл бұрын
Ah good old lucas film cheesy dialogue and bioware's awkward love story Best game ever
@benjamindavey4782
2 жыл бұрын
It's not Star Wars without them either.
@juratezukauskaite8749
Жыл бұрын
😮kodėl mane matytų ne tanke pamaniusi čia tik STOP'! KARAS! AŠ IŠ KAIMO KAIP MATYTŲ JEI MANE. O KODĖL? JUK AŠ ESU TOKIA NEMIRTINGA IR GALINGA!
At 2:30 Ashara hums the Imperial March, but a little known fact is that if your inquisitor is light side she hums the main Star Wars theme instead.
@Navue-cn2tx
3 жыл бұрын
You can be a light side sith in this game? Wtf
@gorey348
3 жыл бұрын
@@Navue-cn2tx sith route and choose light side choices- just how you can get corrupt to the dark side asap Jedi
@davidkelly4210
3 жыл бұрын
@Benito Mussolini because an intelligent calculating Sith is more fun to play than Saturday morning cartoon villain. Also RPing as an undercover Jedi can be fun.
@sorrowdusk5068
3 жыл бұрын
@@davidkelly4210 I dunno a Cackling, torturing maniac is pretty fun, maybe it's just cuz I'm got a thing for Xanthe's voice(fem, inquisitor)? I don't care if giving the Imperials British accents seem cartoony, I love just to listen to them, even when they're batshit insane.
@WTFisTingispingis
3 жыл бұрын
That's a pretty good touch.
Ashara humming the Imperial March. Just sheer brilliance :)
@ThatDragonGuy
4 жыл бұрын
And also lore breaking LOL
@alpha-1redrighthand829
4 жыл бұрын
TreeckotheRebel which makes it even funnier cause he banged her so hard he made her see the future Heheheh.
@WorldWeave
11 ай бұрын
Easter eggs are allowed to be lore-breaking
XD I freakin love it. 2:31 , he got his Sith Lord on so hard she's singing the Darkside Theme song. The Empire's new strategy for converting all the Jedi to the Dark Side: getting their groove on. ^__~
@gabii.791
7 жыл бұрын
Demon Emperor Void Swag I was hopping someone else noticed it!
@azzen432
5 жыл бұрын
It's not the dark-side theme song the songs called "The Imperial March".
@heartless2147
5 жыл бұрын
"Yes, Fuck them all to Sith. Let's make this galaxy great again." Darth Garrison
@isaiahparis
3 жыл бұрын
@@heartless2147 love the reference. so good
@501ststormtrooper9
2 жыл бұрын
@@heartless2147 Some would likely rather jump out of an airlock. Naked.
Vette: I’m not sexually repressed. /looks at lightsaber hilt for a solid 15 seconds/ ..../bites lip/
No one has sex and relationships like Imperials and Sith!
@hylianro
3 жыл бұрын
Jedi knight romance is pretty fun tbh
I love how the Kaliyo romance goes: "I love you too Kaliyo. Here, have this wedding ring i just happend to be carrying around..."
@obi-wankenobi8406
6 жыл бұрын
skynet091287 oh and I stole it By the way
@jlord5078
4 жыл бұрын
This weird Hobbit in a cave was just obsessing over it!
Join the Empire. Subjugate the galaxy. Get laid. The best advertisement ever.
"Of all the things I've had to entire in my rise to power, this was the least unpleasant." "Aw thanks! I hope to one day reach the rank of 'Barely adequate'."
@davidkelly4210
3 жыл бұрын
That's on the Smuggler story. lol
LOL! Ashara humming the Imperial March theme. :P
The Empire: *The Big Bang Theory*
@macbeth455
3 жыл бұрын
Damn, this took a lot of scrolling to realise xD
The fact that Sith embraces emotions such as lust i bet they have more fun than jedi does
@enlightenmentdoesntcomeeas5337
2 жыл бұрын
And then get stabbed by the same partner in accordance to the rule of two. :(
@satanasvelit
Жыл бұрын
@@enlightenmentdoesntcomeeas5337 the rule of two didn't exist yet at that time it was way later
@YAH93
11 ай бұрын
@@enlightenmentdoesntcomeeas5337 The Rule of Two existed 1000 years before Phantom Menace. Darth Bane did not exist during that time.
@user-vs5gb7pt3h
9 ай бұрын
The only problem is that Dark side makes you ugly
Dark side Jaessa needs to calm down XD
@lelenny4522
8 жыл бұрын
+GekoHayate She is the Dark side cheerleader!!!
@jlord5078
4 жыл бұрын
"I lOvE bEiNg SiTh!!!!"
@kekero540
4 жыл бұрын
“WE SHALL CREATE A LEGACY TO DOMINATE THE GALXY!”
@pubcle
3 жыл бұрын
@@jlord5078 To be fair on that, it makes sense. She's essentially rejecting her past as a Jedi. She was trained to repress and suppress her emotions, Sith embrace those. Talk to any Bornagain style religious take and it's usually an extreme switch, same with those who abandon or escape an extremely strict religion having some extremes.
40:23 I'm dying hahah and then he replies "Better than Quinn would be." lmfaooooooo
@Cipher_Nine
Жыл бұрын
@Joe says the one who signs the letter she passes on.
@Cipher_Nine
Жыл бұрын
@Joe Shara Jen (Watcher 2) is Keeper If you are male then you are the newly appointed Minister of intelligence
"I'll just go look for a souvenir." I love Gaults one liners.
"That's EXACTLY the kind of guy I am." The Lady Grathan / Vette ordeal was the most fun I've had in SWTOR.
@rickywyness5230
4 жыл бұрын
I would have personally preferred that she joined in. But oh well. ;3
lol making Vette stay hahaha XD
@Talthain
8 жыл бұрын
+NERD IT UP I know, that was so wrong.
@adamniccum8680
8 жыл бұрын
hey man I respect your channel I've been here on your channel since 2014 around the time of march
@cultofmalgus1310
8 жыл бұрын
Adam Niccum hey thanks. Sorry I havent posed anything new. It's been hectic with being at college full time. When I have actual free time I just like to unwind.
@hectorandem2944
4 жыл бұрын
Vette: 😭😭😭😭
The fact that it's an hour long says a lot
@ripdv
2 жыл бұрын
Some films like this.
"We'll have to set aside a couple of hours every day" alright vette, you nympho.
@kekero540
4 жыл бұрын
Twilek mating habits are quite rigorous.
@FatalHog
3 жыл бұрын
@@kekero540 pretty sure swtor makes a joke out of that at some point
@juratezukauskaite8749
Жыл бұрын
😮😮bet gi aš ! Tame tarpeklyje tarp žvaigždynų tikiu nebuvau įmesta , kur tik tų fon bon šeimutės reikalas buvę kažką savą jei juk ne save KLONAVO ŠITAIP ar tik kas ?
Imperial agent's walk. 😂😂😂😂 that's the strut you make when you know you're about to be laid
14:52 look at this dude's swagger...he KNOWS he bout to get laid LOL
Do You have a ring ?? - Damn - i lost it in Mordor - somwhere around big mountain ....
@nowistimeforfightingyouson3325
4 жыл бұрын
.....waiiiiiiiit a seeeecoooooond........
@andersbuchnielsen3699
4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@thepunisher6674
4 жыл бұрын
JamLover Baras give you a one ring after you kill/cut off overseer tremels hand
@macbeth455
3 жыл бұрын
I'm confused
@macbeth455
3 жыл бұрын
@Steven Turner oh, but why?
I freaking love it when the main character yanks them in for the kiss
"... Just means I have a good eye." only one tho
Holy shit never sleep with Tivva. I never did it but just watching made me feel bad.
That Tivva one is immensely disturbing.
Hehehe love how Andronikos says I have a good eye. Lol
@natehazel7121
10 жыл бұрын
oh srew you, that was funny dammit! HAHAHA :-)
57:50. Agent is one sly dude
"what ever comes, I always will"
2:31 I cracked up so much when Ashara Zavros started humming the Imperial March xD :D :D
I love how the agent just keeps a wedding ring in his back pocket for this occasion.
@FatalHog
3 жыл бұрын
I mean you kill enough people with their skills, and you'll find a ring along the way, I'm sure
Kaliyo: So here's the thing, Agent.. I want to get married or I'm fucking the ugly guy at the bar, get me a ring. Agent: Say 'I love you'. Kaliyo: Fuck you and I love you. Agent: *Pops out the fucking ring on the spot*
"No matter what comes, I always will" hue
Lord Zavrasha seems to be voiced by the same actor as Lana Beniko. A suprise to be sure, but a welcome one
Damn your Darth Talon is spot on! Hottest one I've ever seen.
@TheAwesomeLegacy
9 жыл бұрын
Made her as close as I could to Talon, I like the outcome.
woooah 9:30 it's Lana Beniko's voice actress. Guess she's been doing swtor for longer than I thought.
@SoulKiller7Eternal
5 жыл бұрын
holy shit it is!!!
@miragespl
4 жыл бұрын
Oh jeez this is weird
@MeAndMira
2 жыл бұрын
You know that crazy Pureblood on DK in the planet story quest about the Revanites that’s her too. Meaning you meet her voice actress as early as the second planet
Kaliyo is my favorite, " i wanna hear three words you've never used"
2:31-2:35 OK, who else laughed when they heard that?
@carl1217
8 жыл бұрын
+Curtis Stokman Lmao
@Spectre-id1ut
7 жыл бұрын
same
Ahhh Andronikos. My first SWTOR Love. Brings back memories XD
Your Chiss agent was so disappointed in herself. Lolzzz
You made Vette watch... O_o
@SalamanderWithInternetAccess
5 жыл бұрын
Uncanny Tempus making Vette watch is absolutely disgusting
@MalevolentSpirit234
4 жыл бұрын
@@SalamanderWithInternetAccess Its inspiration for those Rule 34 artists
@StarkSpider24
4 жыл бұрын
Vette: *rocking in a fetal position by the corner*
@joedachs3145
4 жыл бұрын
Dick move man dick move
@rickywyness5230
4 жыл бұрын
I would have personally liked her to join in ;3
"Thats the first time I went barefoot in the garden..." LOL she let him hit it raw. FOR THE EMPIRE!
@zuke4941
4 жыл бұрын
which one was that
@15lissydoll
3 жыл бұрын
erik sandnes 16:02
Holy shit, that Togruta is really fucking cute.
Plays 16+ different characters to get all the romances *GIGACHAD*
56:36 so let me get this straight, after all that, she still is ok with him having a side chick when they're married? Even after the threesome, banging the sister and her friend? Also the collar thing was kinky as hell, once you get further into the story line your impression of Vette really changes I guess.
@silviogrijalva8801
5 жыл бұрын
Which threesome? Do you mean the one where she just watches because she has to?
@garethalford682
2 жыл бұрын
Giggity
I know it's been 7 years and all but the Imperial Agent is a DAWG I LOVE IT
all these chars ****ed millions of players in the game
@ImAqua2Biggie
8 жыл бұрын
Holy shit i just realized that
@Psykrom
8 жыл бұрын
+Vainth but for Vette you'll always be her first... pinky swear!
@gorey348
3 жыл бұрын
A lot of 0's and 1's
I really liked Watcher 2. Wish she was a more developed romance option.
@JustinStrife
Жыл бұрын
I'm glad I'm not the only one who was thinking this. I really liked their interactions.
Vette: "I found my old shock collar the other day. Come on" Me:O-O....Damn, I did not expect from a Starwars game! I hope Disney won't find about this fact....cause we need it to satisfy our fetish! Muahahaha! (Laughs like Palpatine)
@alphawilliams7923
3 жыл бұрын
@Atin'la Ordo and sharing apparently
Me watching Ashara humming Vader's theme: heh neat Vader right behind me: someone use the Vader-Signal?
2:30 Well atleast we know how that song originated from... XD
56:21 Interesting...
I don’t know about anyone else but the Andronikos and FemInquisitor romance is one of my favorite in the whole game
@moltenlefty92
9 ай бұрын
Same! It's so cute!!
31:50 My, you are quite the animal.
@ripdv
2 жыл бұрын
Just read her name...
A Sith lord has "Friends"????????? o_0
Join/Defect to the Sith Empire; we're a lot funner than the Republic
@delta2372
4 жыл бұрын
Maybe that's true but there are allot of hot jedi out there, and I like the challenge of having them break their dumb code
@zakai-kaz
3 жыл бұрын
Aaah ever since Bastilla making the jedi break their dumb codes has become one of my kinks
Oh god, some of these love scenes are more awkward than the awkward love scenes in Mass Effect... I'm cringing a little bit.
@TheAwesomeLegacy
9 жыл бұрын
Still better love stories than Twilight!
@FatUglyGamer
9 жыл бұрын
TheAwesomeLegacy Moss growing on a tree is a better love story than Twilight =P
@TheFranny117
9 жыл бұрын
Owlowiscious hahahahah
@colindear5416
7 жыл бұрын
Another better love story than Twilight is Anakin and Padame's awkward edgy love story.
@ifyourmarriedyourasimpanda7440
3 жыл бұрын
Tbh when has a romantic interaction ever been not cringey. Not a single one
I'm currently playing as a male inquisitor and I missed that romance sidequest with Rylee. If someone is interested, after completing your second quest while on Nar Shadaa you can talk to Rylee inside the Strell House before leaving. She will have a quest mark and you will be able to romance her. If you don't, however, the option is lost forever. Since romancing here wasn't in character for my inquisitor no big deal
@jacksonwojnowski4535
9 жыл бұрын
Wait,when do you get her then at the beginning of the nar shadaa story? And thanks I am about to go to nar shadaa.
Kalyo being a nervous dork is the best
not sure wether im crazy but i think i like twi'leks :P
@sarkis951
7 жыл бұрын
Cleopatra XI everything fine,twi'leks and togruta females are hottest :D
@cleopatraxi7648
7 жыл бұрын
+ANO NIM ikr
@poisondamage2182
7 жыл бұрын
nah, i'm more into sullustan hotties
@greatbritainball4127
7 жыл бұрын
ugh you lot are gross, the only decent looking race are the hutts.
@yorbasfett
6 жыл бұрын
Poison Damage and I thought I was just kinky
Geez Quinn, you grew up fast!!
That you made your Agent resemble Cary Elwes made these even funnier to me.
Is it me or is the Sith Warrior both Male and Female romantic lines from a cheesy Porno...
@TheAwesomeLegacy
10 жыл бұрын
Just wait for the Republic and Smuggler part...
@travisruiz5205
10 жыл бұрын
lol
2:31 Fun fact.. from what I can tell the tune Ashara hums is diffrent depending on your alignement.. I had a diffrent one as Light side the " The Empire's March" I think it was the republic theme or something
Perverts unite
@user-nf5qc8qp4n
8 жыл бұрын
I have arrived
@adamniccum8680
8 жыл бұрын
I'm here what did I miss
@theunluckyful
7 жыл бұрын
All right already im here
@alphawolf1786
7 жыл бұрын
Tyler Simon All packed and ready to go ^_^
@yorbasfett
6 жыл бұрын
You called?
The expectations for swtor if you rejoin class original factions(after onslaught): -Sith Warrior & Inquisitor:Become Emperor/Empress of the Sith Empire. -Jedi Knight & Consular:Become the Grand Master of the Jedi order. -Bounty hunter:Becoming the next mandalore. -Smuggler:Becoming a space pirate king/queen and having own cartel/consortium. -Republic Trooper:Becoming the Supreme Commander of the republic armies. -Imperial Agent:Becoming the most stealthiest info broker/spy master with own spy ring or minister of intelligence. If you support this please make suggestions in the swtor suggestion box and hopefully we will have enough voices to be heard by the game developers to make it a reality.
@cotocoyerakson8195
2 жыл бұрын
Would be cool if the agent became some type of Big Boss/Naked Snake
2:30 That's ... an awesome little touch.
When you remember that the galactic empire and vader dosent happen for 10,000 years and yet they know the imperial march
@sgtbrunope
2 жыл бұрын
I mean in clone wars a battle droid starts humming it
@schnspock1482
Жыл бұрын
3000
@sectoid-with-internet-access
Жыл бұрын
@@sgtbrunope nice pfp
0:55 Yeah. And one bad one.
49:20 Yu Narukami you are the best
"I would look fantastic in your outfit. Am I hired?" HAhahahahaaa. The way this video is going he probably wanted in her outfit while she was still wearing it.
The Dating And Breeding Simulator 2014
@TheHawkeye0725
9 жыл бұрын
Let this be real
2023 still love thoses
I play swtor but i have no idea why im watching these...but i still watch it lol XD
I see vector, vette and watcher in the end.... saving the best for last
Poor Vette
ooooooookey i wasnt expecting the voss
Me coming back years later Me also think Any romance companion:"Honey, what's your body count?" MC backstory where she all siblings in ever class:"They are in the thousands really. Unless, you count my siblings. Each high in field all over empire or republic" A.R.C:"Wait,what?" MC:"I mean to say I killed thousands of people. I do not got siblings who could or couldn't be on my side. I mean you don't even want to known about Jedi and Sith twins." A.R.C:"Honey, I was talking about lovers." MC:"Well, want to meet my family."
I have a good eye... no literally only one works!
Wow I didn't realize this game was so sleazy haha!!!
Lol at Mako when your Bounty Hunter was flirting with Eva Kraayz! 😂😂😂
Ashara he he so naugthy humming the imperial theme.
13:02 the game is like "are you sure about that?" *yes* "like, for real? You can still attack him..." *nope, imma do it* "ok just to be sure i'll give you another chance to kill him..." *yeah i'm good* "well...you did it, i will show you that it wasn't worth it but you did it" *cool*
Ive always been good with one eyed jacks
I just noticed that the Sith inquisitor and the Jedi lady both have a circle on her forehead kind of funny
When you gotta skip the companion one so you don't miss it for the first time in your playthrough
I got cold watching the Fem Inquisitor X-D I pictured her running around Hoth or Ilum like that... brrrrrrr.
Man, this one sweet compilation you made here. I'm glad I got to see all the romance for the Empire. Say, does this mean you will be making a Republic version of this video? If so, I am really looking forward to it! :)
@TheAwesomeLegacy
10 жыл бұрын
I will be making a republic version but it might take some time since I only have the male romances, I'm leveling the ladies right now.
@Mzhamma101
10 жыл бұрын
Ah, very good! Very good indeed… Say, not to sound ignorant or anything, but I just wanted to know which races you chose for each of the stories? I just want to be sure is all...
@TheAwesomeLegacy
10 жыл бұрын
I've only started smuggler and trooper so far, the smuggler is a human and the trooper is a cathar.
@Mzhamma101
10 жыл бұрын
TheAwesomeLegacy I was actually wondering about your male smuggler's species. Is he just human or a cyborg? I keep seeing that strange piece on his head hidden beneath his hair and it kind of throws me a little...
@TheAwesomeLegacy
10 жыл бұрын
Yea that's his cyborg implant, all the other implants was right in the face and didn't look good, but I wanted a cyborg so I picked that one then the hair to cover it up a bit.
yayyy love
"Just means I have a good eye" Says the guy with the eye patch.
they only talk about it after they are dressed, so that means after they finish doing the nasty they just get out the bed, dress up, walk all the way to the place they were before and don't say a single word to each other. The awkward silence must be unbearable
Deno's voice sounds like one of the voices from kotor 2
Imperial agent looks like Cary Elwes. Now I want to see him in Star Wars
Ashara? i prefer Ahsoka
@loserinasuit7880
4 жыл бұрын
FBI
@hectorandem2944
4 жыл бұрын
@@loserinasuit7880 *"FBI! OPEN UP!"*
The part with Tivva LOL