Sluts For Rudy | Chapo Trap House

Episode 742 - Sluts For Rudy (6/20/23)
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We take some dirty talk tips from Rudy Giuliani’s emails; Consider our lost Submariners; Discuss RFK Jr.’s campaign requiring us to do homework; and imagine Ron DeSantis as one of Jesus’ disciples.
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  • @mopo3210
    @mopo3210 Жыл бұрын

    Of RFK Jr never saw autistic people, his family kept putting them in their dungeon

  • @harrisonlee9585
    @harrisonlee9585 Жыл бұрын

    The flatness of his voice really hides that every DeSantis answer longer than five seconds is absolute word salad.

  • @davidmonroe4741
    @davidmonroe4741 Жыл бұрын

    Ron would definitely have persecuted Jesus and his disciples.

  • @doctorbarber1

    @doctorbarber1

    Жыл бұрын

    Rod "Tha Roddfather" Dreher and Meatball Ron collab when

  • @miskatonic_alumni

    @miskatonic_alumni

    Жыл бұрын

    "Uh, there's a bunch of subversive young Jewish homosexuals spreading proto-Marxist ideas among the slav-I mean, the common folk, and, uh, on behalf of Christians everywhere, I, uh, hereby declare holy war on this Satanic wokeness. Now, let's eat some organic gluten-free bread products in remembrance of our Savior."

  • @toadvine7952
    @toadvine7952 Жыл бұрын

    I like Rudy because of all the politicians he most resembles the Harkonnens from David Lynch's Dune.

  • @arelbarosa8779

    @arelbarosa8779

    Жыл бұрын

    Really? Rudy? And not the literal orange fat guy he worked for?

  • @aurizzistic

    @aurizzistic

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@arelbarosa8779Did this person stutter?

  • @zoeybarter3246

    @zoeybarter3246

    Жыл бұрын

    Except the Harkonnens were clever

  • @HUMPFunkWorthy
    @HUMPFunkWorthy Жыл бұрын

    Im impressed how legitimately funny they still are. Love and solidarity to you.

  • @Kwalk1989
    @Kwalk1989 Жыл бұрын

    Didn't the Kennedys have a daughter that was mentally ill and they lobotomized? Would have been RFK jr's aunt

  • @bitteralmonds666

    @bitteralmonds666

    Жыл бұрын

    RFK comes off as being lobotomized himself. 🧉🦄

  • @doctorbarber1
    @doctorbarber1 Жыл бұрын

    Yeah when I think of a Joe Rogan listener I do think of someone who'd vote for RFK in the primary as a "protest vote against the corrupt establishment".

  • @berdyderg900

    @berdyderg900

    Жыл бұрын

    Unironically why I'll be voting trump or Hillary or whoever will wreck america fastest

  • @reallyidrathernot.134
    @reallyidrathernot.134 Жыл бұрын

    I really dig how hard Felix does not dig dom stuff at all. lmao

  • @reallyidrathernot.134

    @reallyidrathernot.134

    Жыл бұрын

    @ClibanariusJJ not the moral I was going for there.

  • @bitteralmonds666

    @bitteralmonds666

    Жыл бұрын

    I would laugh if Felix tried to bark orders at me. 🧉🦄

  • @RyanTennant

    @RyanTennant

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ClibanariusJJ lol no

  • @nummyboo1939

    @nummyboo1939

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@ClibanariusJJ"strangers have sex in a way I don't like waaahhh 😡😡😡😡"

  • @nummyboo1939

    @nummyboo1939

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ClibanariusJJ lmao what do you think bdsm even is lol?

  • @justcommenting4981
    @justcommenting4981 Жыл бұрын

    The autistic molecule is a source of great power, great danger, and great hope.

  • @beebgegegeg-xr3cm
    @beebgegegeg-xr3cm Жыл бұрын

    I was discussing how vaccine trials work with an antivaxxer, and after literally 30 minutes I realized they thought vaccines are taken AFTER you’re sick! That guy did all his own research 😂

  • @ultravioletiris6241

    @ultravioletiris6241

    Жыл бұрын

    So true. Doing your own research is actually extremely sus and no one should do it

  • @beebgegegeg-xr3cm

    @beebgegegeg-xr3cm

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ultravioletiris6241it’s a guy with little ability to understand and process information specifically looking for “his own” research, which seems to mean it’s outside of the widely accepted scientific consensus; so incorrect 😅

  • @doctorbarber1

    @doctorbarber1

    Жыл бұрын

    I can understand people who were tricked by the "white coat summits" early in COVID that were put on by crank far right advocacy groups like AAPS and America's Frontline Doctors. It was a very scary, uncertain time and people who seemed credible saying this novel virus was no big deal was probably comforting to hear for many laypeople. But it's 2023 now and they've long-since given the game away regarding their ulterior political motives.

  • @ultravioletiris6241

    @ultravioletiris6241

    Жыл бұрын

    @@beebgegegeg-xr3cm no i mean in general its sus for people to do their own research, including you and I

  • @justcommenting4981

    @justcommenting4981

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ultravioletiris6241 it's a trigger phrase.

  • @forresta6808
    @forresta6808 Жыл бұрын

    I like the prospect that Felix is constantly eating Seder meal foods year round un forced

  • @Black_pearl_adrift
    @Black_pearl_adrift Жыл бұрын

    The “we’re the stupidest we’ve been since the 11th century” thing hit me with the lady on the plane “I’m telling you right now that motherfucker back there is not real” has people on tik tok like “mmmhhh idk she probably saw something fishy”

  • @nohbuddy1
    @nohbuddy1 Жыл бұрын

    I like the "don't do homework" with the guy who reads the most obscure history and Marxist books

  • @hunterolsen2317

    @hunterolsen2317

    Жыл бұрын

    Exactly! What is Dark Souls lore but homework?

  • @joshuamarx8209

    @joshuamarx8209

    Жыл бұрын

    Pharmaceutical Chemistry = Political History.

  • @nohbuddy1

    @nohbuddy1

    Жыл бұрын

    @@joshuamarx8209 You moron it still involves research. You can read medical journals just as much as read history books or material to cover the 17th century

  • @neo-nkrumahist5765
    @neo-nkrumahist5765 Жыл бұрын

    Pontis Pilate was basically the Ron De Santis of his time.

  • @Schlamma_show
    @Schlamma_show Жыл бұрын

    We aw wiving in amerwika amerwika ameriwika

  • @maxwellkazemba2299

    @maxwellkazemba2299

    Жыл бұрын

    Coca cowa wunda bwa

  • @Schlamma_show

    @Schlamma_show

    Жыл бұрын

    @@maxwellkazemba2299 I need an ai guliani cover of that song

  • @funguswungus2918

    @funguswungus2918

    Жыл бұрын

    rUwUdy guWuiani

  • @calebharris292

    @calebharris292

    Жыл бұрын

    Boy! Sing the national anthem.

  • @lionidargueta2293
    @lionidargueta2293 Жыл бұрын

    No extra homework for me. No Thanks!

  • @52flyingbicycles

    @52flyingbicycles

    Жыл бұрын

    The whole point of homework is to have less of it 😏

  • @richarcher499
    @richarcher499 Жыл бұрын

    I think felix is on a last podcast on the left kick, the references are adding up

  • @c.andrew3944

    @c.andrew3944

    Жыл бұрын

    Their Manhattan Project thing has been pretty good. I like their multiparters.

  • @Fluxquark
    @Fluxquark Жыл бұрын

    I expected more goofs and gags about the rich guys stuck beneath 4000 meters of water in a little metal fart tube, followed by an esoteric yet elucidating rant from Matt linking it to the decline of US hegemony or whatever.

  • @Schlamma_show

    @Schlamma_show

    Жыл бұрын

    well they wanted the titanic experience ayooooooo

  • @garcalej
    @garcalej Жыл бұрын

    RFK: I am the Lord of all that is Golden!!!

  • @Nick-gx4oc
    @Nick-gx4oc Жыл бұрын

    Such a good episode 😂

  • @AdrianMendoza23
    @AdrianMendoza23 Жыл бұрын

    Great episode

  • @gloobark
    @gloobark Жыл бұрын

    500lbs deadlift post or it didn't happen Felix

  • @PoorDunce

    @PoorDunce

    Жыл бұрын

    Certified 🧢

  • @joshuamarx8209

    @joshuamarx8209

    Жыл бұрын

    The type of direct interrogation and challenge of power we need.

  • @ZenBen_the_Elder
    @ZenBen_the_Elder Жыл бұрын

    Brilliant discussion of the loss of shared meaning and the breakdown of institutional norms, splitting the epistemic tree. 30:48

  • @technologic21

    @technologic21

    Жыл бұрын

    The Death of Expertise - by Tom Nichols.

  • @milmex317th
    @milmex317th Жыл бұрын

    Every time I read or see Rudy's picture. That song from the Specials, a message to you Rudy, stop your Messing Around Else you'll wind up in Jail.

  • @Mannydamon
    @Mannydamon Жыл бұрын

    12:38 Quite the casanova 😮❤

  • @sunnohh
    @sunnohh Жыл бұрын

    This is the message Joe rogans audience needs

  • @Black_pearl_adrift
    @Black_pearl_adrift Жыл бұрын

    Also some Catholic Churches are moving away from confession boxes. Instead you’re like sitting there across from the priest in a normal room 🫥

  • @RisqueBrusque
    @RisqueBrusque Жыл бұрын

    "Hopefully, he gets into a dirigible soon."

  • @feydrautha012
    @feydrautha012 Жыл бұрын

    Felix was referring to the "scambaiters" who go after the scammers: there's a number of these that are great: Kitboga, Rinoapoison, Perogi, etc. I'm not nearly so skilled, so when I get an email scam about a fake ~500$ charge for a "Norton Antivirus Renewal" I just set up my virtual audio cables, and call the phone number with soundboards like the Springfield Pervert and Officer Ed Powell, and upload those to YT.

  • @CNYKnifeNut

    @CNYKnifeNut

    Жыл бұрын

    You're doing it wrong. Jim Browning is the scambaiter you're looking for.

  • @feydrautha012

    @feydrautha012

    Жыл бұрын

    @@CNYKnifeNut Browning is great too, I just was listing some off the top of my head.

  • @BigHomieGayAss1917

    @BigHomieGayAss1917

    Жыл бұрын

    You forgot Nick Mullen

  • @Newt0rz

    @Newt0rz

    Жыл бұрын

    Ah, that brings me back. Frank Garrett the GOAT.

  • @Fluxquark

    @Fluxquark

    Жыл бұрын

    How real are videos from those channels though? The incentives to fake scambaiter calls for content are huge.

  • @101tyman
    @101tyman Жыл бұрын

    38:01 don’t act like that didn’t happen, Matt

  • @xavierriv41
    @xavierriv418 ай бұрын

    9:56 I'm crying

  • @sw309
    @sw309 Жыл бұрын

    This is the funniest one yet

  • @sw309
    @sw309 Жыл бұрын

    Yooo winstons? Winstons were the shit when I was like 19 hahaha

  • @corwinchapman4565
    @corwinchapman4565 Жыл бұрын

    Everyone has the Titan thing completely wrong. They weren't down there to investigate the titanic, they were all JoJo's fans who wanted to recreate the experience of Dio Brando.

  • @clydeliketheriver
    @clydeliketheriver Жыл бұрын

    Confirmed Kitboga fans

  • @biometronome7010
    @biometronome7010 Жыл бұрын

    wonder if there's an archive of totally golden Rudy dialogues on dating app servers

  • @parkerhuff9995
    @parkerhuff9995 Жыл бұрын

    Got damn what a title.

  • @marcusianparrish
    @marcusianparrish Жыл бұрын

    Black Wolf shit

  • @factanonverba7547
    @factanonverba7547 Жыл бұрын

    I hate soundcloud

  • @factanonverba7547
    @factanonverba7547 Жыл бұрын

    Load faster

  • @alanfulcher460

    @alanfulcher460

    Жыл бұрын

    I’m cranking as fast as I can

  • @milmex317th

    @milmex317th

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@alanfulcher460jajaja

  • @Mannydamon

    @Mannydamon

    Жыл бұрын

    Can I help you all? It needs more!

  • @miskatonic_alumni

    @miskatonic_alumni

    Жыл бұрын

    Bring the ammo faster

  • @Mannydamon

    @Mannydamon

    Жыл бұрын

    @@miskatonic_alumni we need help!

  • @dawgwiddaglasses
    @dawgwiddaglasses Жыл бұрын

    Winnies!! 🚬

  • @joshuamarx8209
    @joshuamarx8209 Жыл бұрын

    Amewika

  • @thesultrystrangerdanger6824
    @thesultrystrangerdanger6824 Жыл бұрын

    Wtf you did it too?! Jesus the word is mementos you momoron

  • @Mark-jr6ld

    @Mark-jr6ld

    Жыл бұрын

    The mefreshmaker

  • @achnix3167
    @achnix3167 Жыл бұрын

    Digital collections my ass

  • @quercus_opuntia
    @quercus_opuntia Жыл бұрын

    23:00

  • @gregoryjon4346
    @gregoryjon4346 Жыл бұрын

    ponches pilot

  • @FirstnameLastname-kn5sw

    @FirstnameLastname-kn5sw

    Жыл бұрын

    Conches pilot

  • @itzzaamia
    @itzzaamia Жыл бұрын

    chris selling chapo nfts get the bag king

  • @eemoogee160
    @eemoogee160 Жыл бұрын

    Back to brunch much?

  • @bitteralmonds666
    @bitteralmonds666 Жыл бұрын

    Vote Cornel, no matter who! 🧉🦄👍🏽🍀🍀🍀🌈🌈

  • @zainmudassir2964

    @zainmudassir2964

    Жыл бұрын

    Yes. He is the man of the People

  • @ultravioletiris6241

    @ultravioletiris6241

    Жыл бұрын

    Lol why?

  • @ethanr3480

    @ethanr3480

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah vote for the guy that switched from one scam party to another scam party and is close friends with Christopher Rufo

  • @bitteralmonds666

    @bitteralmonds666

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ultravioletiris6241 No math and science involved, Brother (or Sister) ultravioletiris6241 🧉🦄

  • @ultravioletiris6241

    @ultravioletiris6241

    Жыл бұрын

    @@bitteralmonds666 I get that Cornel West is a popular academic, but why in the world would these skills translate to being President?

  • @williambartnicki7732
    @williambartnicki7732 Жыл бұрын

    I love chapo but this take on rfk is dumb. Matt, as it has been of late, has the only good take. Rfk represents a loss of trust in corrupt institutions

  • @dylanwilliams7868

    @dylanwilliams7868

    Жыл бұрын

    It's a dumb take. Just like claiming that the primary matters

  • @52flyingbicycles

    @52flyingbicycles

    Жыл бұрын

    So does Trump. But just like RFK, it’s a totally shallow critique.

  • @Will_Moffett

    @Will_Moffett

    Жыл бұрын

    Sorry but they are right. When you look closely at him you see he's a POS. I wanted him to be better too believe me.

  • @ChewyThomson

    @ChewyThomson

    Жыл бұрын

    So does every other wingnut candidate that came before him, so what?

  • @gwynster
    @gwynster Жыл бұрын

    first

  • @enriccoc7794
    @enriccoc7794 Жыл бұрын

    I find your gleeful ignorance of science fascinating! Giving me insight on how a lot of minds are working these days.

  • @jirojhasuo2ndgrandcompany745

    @jirojhasuo2ndgrandcompany745

    Жыл бұрын

    poop and pee

  • @phyllisford2130
    @phyllisford2130 Жыл бұрын

    Remember when Chapo was riding Joe Rogans jock because he had Bernie on? My how the turn tables mr. Chapo.

  • @joshuamarx8209

    @joshuamarx8209

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah Rogan is not it either, chief.

  • @phyllisford2130

    @phyllisford2130

    Жыл бұрын

    @@joshuamarx8209 Oh yeah I know, it annoyed me when they had that episode where they were like "Uh well Joe Rogan platformed Bernie Sanders what have you done recently?" So I thought this was funny.

  • @ChewyThomson

    @ChewyThomson

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@phyllisford2130To be fair to Chapo, I don't think any of us thought Rogan was gonna go full nutbag, although I guess the signs were there. Covid broke a lot of people's brains, none more so than Rogan.

  • @eduardosp2024

    @eduardosp2024

    Жыл бұрын

    They weren’t riding Rogan’s dick, they were ridiculing libs for criticizing Bernie for “stopping so low” to expand his audience

  • @ihavenojawandimustscream4681
    @ihavenojawandimustscream4681 Жыл бұрын

    God Felix is so unfunny

  • @Radjhitoocool

    @Radjhitoocool

    Жыл бұрын

    He swings hard I respect it

  • @lepus6511

    @lepus6511

    Жыл бұрын

    Why would you want to be funny? Then everyone laughs at you all the time

  • @toadvine7952

    @toadvine7952

    Жыл бұрын

    God Felix, I'll do anything for you God Felix, just tell me what you want me to God Felix, nail me up against the wall God Felix, don't want everything he wants it all

  • @marcuswalters8093

    @marcuswalters8093

    Жыл бұрын

    All of them kinda are. But I still listen all the time. I really don't understand why, but here I am.

  • @shinjinobrave

    @shinjinobrave

    Жыл бұрын

    Imagine hating a show but also hating yourself so much that you keep listening up to episode 742.

  • @Will_Moffett
    @Will_Moffett Жыл бұрын

    Sorry but some homework required on vaccines. You have to do your homework on whether or not producers of the vaccine did their homework. The vaccine was rushed and normal protocols were skipped over in the rush. So the vaccine was much more experimental and risky than other vaccines. It's not just another approved drug like any other so put that into your risk assessment pipe and smoke it. There your homework has been done for you. Your welcome.

  • @FirstnameLastname-kn5sw

    @FirstnameLastname-kn5sw

    Жыл бұрын

    Why was it rushed?

  • @Will_Moffett

    @Will_Moffett

    Жыл бұрын

    @@FirstnameLastname-kn5sw Normal trial protocol and liability was waived in order to fight the virus via large scale public inoculation. I don't think there were nefarious motives behind it being rushed, but it simply doesn't carry the same assurances as other medications. No young people like under 30 in good health should have taken the vaccine. It's only when the risk of dying from the virus is higher that it's worth the risks carried by the experimental vaccine in my view.

  • @FirstnameLastname-kn5sw

    @FirstnameLastname-kn5sw

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@Will_MoffettDid more people die where vaccination was more prevalent?

  • @Will_Moffett

    @Will_Moffett

    Жыл бұрын

    @@FirstnameLastname-kn5sw That's doesn't seem like a well formed question. That's like asking do more people die in hospitals.

  • @FirstnameLastname-kn5sw

    @FirstnameLastname-kn5sw

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@Will_MoffettIf the issue was risk, wasn't there a greater risk in not taking the vaccine?

  • @barrystevens-3765
    @barrystevens-3765 Жыл бұрын

    why does it seem like matt is absent for large portions of this?

  • @BoneMachine1443

    @BoneMachine1443

    Жыл бұрын

    busy playing fortnite

  • @KarmaPaym3ntPlan

    @KarmaPaym3ntPlan

    Жыл бұрын

    Not as much content to connect to a macro and/or spiritual portrait of humanity Like 30:48 And on some level, I also think some of that enthusiasm is reserved for the CushVlogs, wherein he usually disclaims that he doesn’t feel he has much to say

  • @CippiCippiCippi
    @CippiCippiCippi Жыл бұрын

    “Total death”

  • @nayc5387
    @nayc5387 Жыл бұрын

    15:56 😂 gottie