How on earth did that madness actually end up looking like a proper and tasty cheese cake? Must be the secret Slav superpowers. :D

@jackiea3102

3 жыл бұрын

Must B

@rauljosh9726

3 жыл бұрын

Magic 🤣

@oliverhel9629

3 жыл бұрын

It is

@lecrybabyperson7803

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@rosequill7925

3 жыл бұрын

Cheesecake is magic I've never seen anyone actually mess it up to the point where it's inedible

"ah the cake has started boiling"

@Shade-.

3 жыл бұрын

American:wait we can boil it i feels the powers

@rooshovhannes7592

3 жыл бұрын

americans dont boil the cake... they deep fry it.

@nullpoint3346

3 жыл бұрын

@@rooshovhannes7592 Don't give me ideas.

@skorpthememer1601

3 жыл бұрын

Britain approves

@hauntedshadowslegacy2826

3 жыл бұрын

@@rooshovhannes7592 Deep fried cake has existed for decades; keep up, m8.

"8 inches... That number sounds familiar" lmao

@nurlindafsihotang49

Жыл бұрын

And more laugh when he saw it was made in Germany. Russian and slavs do mocks German "small peepee".

@seppuku6230

11 ай бұрын

@@nurlindafsihotang49 wait really?

@TheSteve_1992

3 ай бұрын

@@nurlindafsihotang49 And now we can mock the Ruzzians with the 6ft......the 6ft they lie in Ukrainian soil

Boris just commited several war crimes cooking that cheesecake lmao

@californiaball2599

3 жыл бұрын

So... not enough ambition?

@KirbyFanDude

3 жыл бұрын

The digestive biscuits are almost the same thing. The scraping the burnt shut into it was sad tho

@PC_Simo

2 жыл бұрын

@@KirbyFanDude Yep 😪.

@FeetLavers69

2 жыл бұрын

No, you're just American.

@notme8232

2 жыл бұрын

@FoxHound The worst crime, other than the 24 mouthfuls of cream cheese (no clue how that worked), was the inhuman amount of butter in the first crust, which had nothing to do with bad freedom units.

Only Boris could not follow the recipe measurements correctly and still get a great result. Eat your heart out, Gordon Ramsay!

@nosignal5735

3 жыл бұрын

Gordon Ramzanov u mean?

@atvthings6887

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@kysrussiansandindians0

3 жыл бұрын

@@nosignal5735 ah yes yes Гордон Рамзанов (I'm not from slavic country btw)

@countryhumanyah9347

3 жыл бұрын

What's that suppose to mean 🤣

@Ricky-ce3jo

3 жыл бұрын

@@nosignal5735 no, it's Gardon Ramsanovich

"Apple pie will become a unit of measurement" Americans: *BRILLIANT*

@pandoratheclay

3 жыл бұрын

Lenny Ultra 3.14 million subs and the king says he will make pie

@thebananarepublic7255

3 жыл бұрын

Smells like nothing but *FREEDOM*

@theprinceofdarkness3250

3 жыл бұрын

In 20 years in America... If Peter walks with 5 gunshots per hour many bald eagles per freedom will it take Peter to get from point A to point B?

@LillaVya

3 жыл бұрын

Real story Americans once measured a sinkhole with washing machines

@okspaceman8126

3 жыл бұрын

I’m going to say one apple pie is about 3/4 of a gallon

This is the equivalent of using the wrong math equation and still getting the right answer I love it

As a Baking and Pastry major, I hate the fact that this disaster came out halfway decent. It just proves baking really is more art than science 😭

@Jeff.78

2 жыл бұрын

The art is the ability to manipulate science to achieve your goal🙃

@ibinmenon5565

2 жыл бұрын

@@Jeff.78 I'm stealing this to sound intelligent

@Jeff.78

2 жыл бұрын

@@ibinmenon5565 Just remember that the use of "manipulate" isn't meant in a negative context. Perhaps I should have said, "ability to use science", to avoid possible confusion. Sometimes context is lost in translation between synonyms. I can use a hammer to drive a nail. I can manipulate a hammer to pound a nail. Language is quite interesting, to say the least...pun intended 🤪

@niklausvenzendt

2 жыл бұрын

@@Jeff.78 A beautiful example in both cases, well done.

@Jeff.78

2 жыл бұрын

@@niklausvenzendt Thank you. Words are the 2nd best way to convey ourselves, after our actions, at least in those situations where it's relevant.

Boris: Adds 1 stick of worldwide butter. Me, an argentinian that has made the same mistake in the past: That´s going to be one HELL OF A CHEESECAKE.

@Blusuri

3 жыл бұрын

Oh no

@tauroadventures7897

3 жыл бұрын

Confirmo, es el horror supremo

@jonotwist

3 жыл бұрын

Lol that's about 4-5 times the butter you jeed

@MrAranton

3 жыл бұрын

@@jonotwist Well most of the butter burnt off because he heated the oven up to 350°C instead of °F. So that move was accidentially genius.

@thepointkiller2.157

3 жыл бұрын

Sip yo lo he hecho,pero.. SOY URUGUAYO

Recipe: “One stick of butter” Boris: “Aww yes this is mean one brick of butter”

@genuin3th

3 жыл бұрын

What’s the difference?

@lovelylynxie8113

3 жыл бұрын

@@genuin3th a brick of butter is around twice the amount of a stick don't quote me on this im Australian and have no idea

@rhinokick6606

3 жыл бұрын

Whats sad is that half that brick would have worked best because that is two sticks combined

@zacharykuebler2112

3 жыл бұрын

@@genuin3th american stick of butter is 8 tablespoons, anywhere else is anywhere from 12 to 20 tablespoons

@raediaufar5003

3 жыл бұрын

Most of "a stick of butter" here is actually a brick of butter

"24 mouthfuls of cream cheese, some sugar, some biscuits, one almost burned down house.. but this is normal." -Boris 2020

@jonathanwells223

9 ай бұрын

And somehow it made a decent cheesecake, that is magic

"8 inches" "sounds familiar" Boris you funny man

@nurlindafsihotang49

Жыл бұрын

"Made in germany" laughs Man, the slavs still take shits of the german i see...

*The whole world : Keep 2 metre distance* *America : Keep half alligator distance*

@mechwarrior5727

3 жыл бұрын

no, thats just florida

@SangosEvilTwin

3 жыл бұрын

half an alligator? that's too close! I need at least 3/4s of a gator, if not a whole crocodile (I like my space)

@zajastt

3 жыл бұрын

I live in the Midwest and at my place of work we have social distancing signs that say to keep one adult cow distance apart

@torben_vp

3 жыл бұрын

A dear is around one bike tall and weighs 800 hamburgers

@Jinxtiest

3 жыл бұрын

Half alligator? Nononono it’s a full alligator We don’t like thinking about half gators

Recipe: 350° Boris, on a celsius grading oven: okei Me, having done that in the past: oh *no*

@wokedog1799

3 жыл бұрын

Oh no demon cat meme

@hi.241

3 жыл бұрын

Oh no demon cat meme

@Yawnford

3 жыл бұрын

Me, a Filipino: *confused confusion*

@sandakureva

3 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of the time I visited friends in Canada and tried to bake something. That was a mess.

@TheMortyest1

3 жыл бұрын

Me watching this whole video "oh no.. No no no"

1:57 "a stick of butter?" "Butter we have!" *Pull's out a block equivalent to two sticks*

"Which cup ?" I was on the floor 😂

@LuisAldamiz

3 жыл бұрын

I never ask that question: a cup has always exactly 1/4 to 1/3 liters. Also known as mug or half pint.

@dusansubotic6502

2 жыл бұрын

@@LuisAldamiz I have never seen a 1/3 l cup, only 200ml and 250ml.

@mijp

2 жыл бұрын

@@LuisAldamiz a coffee standard cup is 125 ml. Our cups are 250ml and 450 ml I know cups with 350 ml, 300 ml and 250 ml. So yes, the question is: which cup. As long All is measured in cups, it is OK. Problem starts, when mixing different volume measurements. One tablespoon to one 125 ml cup has a different outcome than one tablespoon to a 450 ml cup. So, conclusion, Imperial sucks. ;)

@ojasaklecha

2 жыл бұрын

lmaoo it means many things

"Vanilla we have!" *throws $7.00 worth of vanilla into mix*

@shetookthekids7645

3 жыл бұрын

So around €0.05?

@trollinape2697

3 жыл бұрын

@@shetookthekids7645 is this a joke or not?

@0d138

3 жыл бұрын

@@trollinape2697 it's 2020 so not sure at this point...

@tstob3467

3 жыл бұрын

vanilla is much cheaper here in Europe. You would pay about 0.25zł for that amount

@shetookthekids7645

3 жыл бұрын

@@trollinape2697 It's a joke, sort of, USD is dropping by the day

*"No such thing as too much ambition, there is only lack of motivation"* - Boris 2020

@twelvetican

3 жыл бұрын

778th like.

@willlennox6973

3 жыл бұрын

@@twelvetican did anyone ask

@willlennox6973

3 жыл бұрын

780th like

@twelvetican

3 жыл бұрын

@@willlennox6973 Nobody asked so nobody answered.

@TheSlavChef

3 жыл бұрын

Lack of much ambitional motivation.

Congratulations you've baked one of the most German desserts ever. Grandma Emma would be proud of you! Greetings from Germany Cheeki Breeki :)

@nfspbarrister5681

3 жыл бұрын

*Oma

@juannaym8488

2 жыл бұрын

Wait cheesecake is German? I am from Austria and we didn't know about cheesecake until a few years ago through America. And cheesecake is heavily associated with American culture in Austria

@MarianKeller

2 жыл бұрын

@@juannaym8488 Originally Greek/Roman, but since the middle ages, it's a German specialty.

@crabrangoon2493

2 жыл бұрын

Is it not greecce?

@mijp

2 жыл бұрын

@@crabrangoon2493 That would be Feta-Cheescake. ;) (Yes, it is ancient Greece, the Romans got the recipe from the Greece, the rest is history. Pun intended.)

I love how Boris is just stunned at our weird ass terms of measurement, like yeah ounces make no sense out of context, we're just used to it.

@tylerdavis9914

3 жыл бұрын

No measurement makes sense out of context. Ask a Amazon tribal what a ml is and they'll have no idea

@SairinEarthsea

3 жыл бұрын

@@tylerdavis9914 I'm trying to figure out what a ml is.

@Llyissibel

3 жыл бұрын

@@SairinEarthsea ml means mililiter :) (1000ml = 1 l)

@SairinEarthsea

3 жыл бұрын

@@Llyissibel thank you, I'm used to seeing measurements likes cups, tablespoons, and gallons in recipes so I didn't know what ml was.

@Aeis_Kalt

3 жыл бұрын

Gold is measured by the ounce, and that's international currency, no matter what country. Just saying...

"I fear no man. But that thing" *imperial units* "It scares me"

@JBoiC0MM

3 жыл бұрын

In this case it's Unit of Measurement. Ah yes, America. The Land of the Karens, and the home of the Overweight fucks.

@daldrete01

3 жыл бұрын

*retarded units

@ekindiep532

3 жыл бұрын

@@daldrete01 I'm from America and I don't want to live here

@sourcookie3113

3 жыл бұрын

@@ekindiep532 im sorry for you my friend i wouldnt want that either

@alexphenex8

3 жыл бұрын

I fear no man But that thing *metric units* It scares me -America, probably

I fear no man! but that thing! "Imperial units!" It scares me!

@joshuarodda

3 жыл бұрын

Jaem, you are so right

@sl0thgames324

3 жыл бұрын

As someone born in, raised in, and never having left America; I still don't understand imperial units.

@-ptr-ahfuba797

3 жыл бұрын

heavy

@themisanthrope5799

3 жыл бұрын

@patrick howard those non round numbers actually disgust me

@ondrejmalek1322

3 жыл бұрын

And rest of the world too

"Sooner or later, apple pie will be a measurement unit" *dies from laughter*

Boris trying to pronounce graham crackers is the thing I did not know I needed in 2020. 😂

Incorporated "Sorry babushka, its really only business" Oh my god.

@user-kj4wz3vp1j

3 жыл бұрын

I loved that

@meetjeric

3 жыл бұрын

Cheesecake inc. Nope it must mean ingredients fused together

@telracsazyl1243

3 жыл бұрын

Ok Gudako, how's your summer roll?

@pebbleman721

3 жыл бұрын

If your cheesecake doesn't make it to the stock exchange, why bother

@koto485

3 жыл бұрын

of course, gudako...

Boris: **Puts oven to 350 celsius** House: **Starts burning down** Boris: Must have been the tin, Cyka

@AxxLAfriku

3 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHAHA I AM THE SUPREME BEING OF KZread AND I HAVE TWO GIRLFRIENDS EVEN THOUGH I AM THE UNPRETTIEST KZreadR OF ALL TIME!!! Good bye ilj

@ljlk8583

3 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku ?

@griffingamer8624

3 жыл бұрын

350 Celsius is 662 Fahrenheit! Hell, my American oven only goes to 500 F.

@mpking7565

3 жыл бұрын

@@griffingamer8624 most ovens in europe only reach 250C so about 480🤷🏼‍♂️ so Boris have a super oven

@ljlk8583

3 жыл бұрын

@@mpking7565 it is professional slav oven!

6:45 Shines as Chernobyl's Reactor 4 before exploding

@Researcher_Jim

2 жыл бұрын

It looks like the elephants foot

I’m sitting here watching this and seeing him say ounces as “mouthfuls” and I’m fucking wheezing

@nullpoint3346

2 жыл бұрын

It would have to be a baby's mouth.

"1 stick of butter" *Adds 2.9 sticks of butter* Still came out looking awesome!

@ice711real

3 жыл бұрын

Never too much butter

@michajakubowski9043

3 жыл бұрын

HE IS A WESTERN SPY!!! TO THE GULAG WITH HIM BLYAD!!!

@png32

3 жыл бұрын

sorry to ask, but how many spoons are a stick of butter?

@revenant8331

3 жыл бұрын

A Barbarian Horde no no it was 1 imperial stick of butter

@Billy-I-Am-Not

3 жыл бұрын

@Sungindra Setiawan American sticks are smaller than that one

Considering how the cooking process was going I never would have guessed that it would actually turn out how it did

@carbonmonteroy

3 жыл бұрын

He was definitely taking the piss but with food, taking the piss works sometimes I once made poached eggs in a food science class having not studied at all and I think when I wrote down the recipe I told the reader to "hunt down endangered eggs on the African savanna."

@tastefullyoffensive2412

3 жыл бұрын

Seeing him put that much cream cheese in had me stressin

me: seeing cooking cake at 350 degrees of celsius also me: thats not cake, thats *_LAVA!_*

"24... OZ... OZZZS OZZ OHHHZ FIRST MICKEY MOUSE NOW WIZARD OF OZ..."

"Does everybody have the same size cup in America?" As an American, I have also wondered that at some point.

@rachelmoody1520

3 жыл бұрын

...do you not have the special measuring cups?

@californiaball2599

3 жыл бұрын

We do.

@net343

3 жыл бұрын

The average cup is 12 oz right?

@californiaball2599

3 жыл бұрын

No, it’s 8 fluid ounces.

@snowdapplesnowdapple9795

3 жыл бұрын

It is? I dont even know what an oz is.. i know the metric system much better.. said the american who has only left the country twice in her entire life..

Boris: "one stick of butter" Me: "oh, oh no"

@onceuponaban

3 жыл бұрын

That is when you apply a staple of French cuisine wisdom: *There is never too much butter.*

@hamburger7243

3 жыл бұрын

onceuponaban If you don’t have a heart failure that’s not enough butter.

"Ah, The cake has started boiling."

God I had a field day with this video, as a chef, working with metric units on a daily basis myself, this was pure gold, and I've got a few colleagues to show this one to.

Boris has gone insane to make this cheesecake on imperial units....

@maxiona714

3 жыл бұрын

Should we send in the KGB?

@Tacosel

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@locutus155

3 жыл бұрын

I think lockdown has got to him.

@echoex4694

3 жыл бұрын

Ik lol

@laci_2149

3 жыл бұрын

Doesnt a cheesecake should not be cooked?

"8inches Sounds familiar" The fu-

@fajaradi1223

3 жыл бұрын

Boris is such a dick

@oxymonster1337

3 жыл бұрын

Wut? I have such a di too

@ptmgaming06

3 жыл бұрын

Fajar Adi ummm

@mgapryt4930

3 жыл бұрын

@@fajaradi1223 tf?

@trashdumpover9000

3 жыл бұрын

@@fajaradi1223 ok capitalist

I watch this for first time nearly a year after it was posted, now I love cheesecake, but the amount of black magic I witnessed by the end of this video for such a good looking cake to emerge out of THAT near disaster.... Boris you are a wizard.

"one almost burned down house, but this is normal" Literally me everytime I cook! 😂😂

"We'll celebrate 3.14M subs and make apple pie instead" I'll have to admit that I missed that joke on the first watch..

@aristidescollazos2798

3 жыл бұрын

what joke OHG OG IIG OIGF O H OH IOH OH MAN YU ASPDAHDSJ HBJAHSDASJD JHAS I GOT IT WHILE WRITING THIS

@mayhazza133

3 жыл бұрын

OHH SHITTTT I DIDN'T REALIZE IT WAS A JOKE TILL YOU POINTED IT OUT, and even then it took me SO LONG

@lole9867

3 жыл бұрын

Can you explain? sorry I'm kinda dumb

@MEGAWERTY

3 жыл бұрын

@@lole9867 the starting numbers of pi

@aristidescollazos2798

3 жыл бұрын

@@lole9867 3.14 is pi number

"Babushka's discipline tool..." Some things don't change from East to West...

@californiaball2599

3 жыл бұрын

Or from west to east to even more west.

@nurlindafsihotang49

3 жыл бұрын

Or south...in the USA or whole america😂😂😂

@drfelixgraham

3 жыл бұрын

@@nurlindafsihotang49 Exactly. My very southern Babushka was all about the Discipline Tool, lol.

@californiaball2599

3 жыл бұрын

Does SoCal count as Southern America?

@nurlindafsihotang49

3 жыл бұрын

@@californiaball2599 ...what is the name again?...the region you just mentioned? .....geography?

Boris is a very talented chef. Despite him seemingly having no clue what the measurements were, he got the proportions pretty damn on point. That actually looked good, despite being baked in the fires of hell!

"Does everyone have the same size cup in America?" Yes, they're called red/party/solo cups.

"First Mickey Mouse, now Wizard of Oz" I laughed way harder at this than I should've

@baljeep_gay

3 жыл бұрын

And stir until incorporated "sorry babushka, it really is all about business"

@piggypoo

3 жыл бұрын

@@baljeep_gay This is the hardest I've laughed at a Boris vid. Maybe because am American.

@deltachanger714

3 жыл бұрын

Me too

@DerNomade1871

3 жыл бұрын

Same XD

@MrKrypt

3 жыл бұрын

@@baljeep_gay whar did he mean by that

"Does everybody just have the same size cup in America?" There's like five different definitions of a cup. At least two of them are used in America. Yeah, we don't understand it either

@killerboy-cw1wg

3 жыл бұрын

a measuring cup

@quintusterleski122

3 жыл бұрын

One is for solids and the other for liquids.

@quintusterleski122

3 жыл бұрын

Skxynka the comrade a cup is 8 fluid ounces (except coffee where it is 6 oz) for reference, a typical shot glass holds one ounce.

@yeetusvanitas9800

3 жыл бұрын

gottfer Actually, from a practicality standpoint, the imperial system is optimized for the general non scientific human experience. The people creating it weren’t total idiots you know. For instance, it’s much more convenient to measure close distances, as well as the human body in feet than meters. As far as temperature, Fahrenheit makes sense for measuring weather: MOST global temperatures fall between 0 and 100 degrees Fahrenheit, so it gives a sensible 1 to 100 sliding scale of coldness to warmness. Imperial units, while not very good for scientific work, are very helpful in their own way. Metric may be logical, but that doesn’t automatically make it human friendly in scale and composition.

@quintusterleski122

3 жыл бұрын

gottfer you didn’t even mention measurements like grains and hands. Think before you troll my dude, assuming that’s legal where you’re from.

This video is hysterical, how did i miss it. Love ya boris

"3.14 subscribers" "Apple PIe" Boris is a nerd confirmed. 7:36

Boris : "Let's go on a hard recipe, cheesecake". Me : "Ok, this is hard, I almost never successfuly baked one". Boris : *Up to 350°C his oven* Me : "It's ok, it's Boris, he's a profesionnal debil" Boris : *Cook like a crazy, end up with a perfect cheesecake using Slav tricks* Me : "What kind of sorcery is this..."

@bravomike4734

3 жыл бұрын

slav* bruh

@tntalchemist

3 жыл бұрын

It is scientifically impossible for him to cook something and it not be good

@SilvaDreams

3 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't say it was perfect, generally you want to toss a pan of water in the oven with it so it doesn't dry out the top and crack like his does but.. Eh close enough. (Despite all the joking around)

@user-kt5vo5qx5m

3 жыл бұрын

So slav tricks can help,im in

@RaevenKS

3 жыл бұрын

@@SilvaDreams There is like 3 cracks on his. Mine with pan of water has billion. It is still magic. Moreover, when you eat it, you simply don't care about 3-4 cracks :O

almost had a heart attack when he set that oven to 350 lmao

@geegoflex6762

3 жыл бұрын

Dont worry borris is best cook comrade he knows what hes doing

I dont understand how he messed it up so bad, yet made it perfectly at the same time. Boris, you truly are my hero

I'm an American, and I've done similar recipes. I also LOVE cheesecake. I was amazed how he was doing every single step wrong but everything went relatively well. American measurements make no sense at all. Did you know that the foot was created by measuring the length of King Henry I's foot? Dumbest measurement system.

Boris: “Apple Pie will become a unit of measurement” America: Write that down write that down!

@Chicken_nodsop

3 жыл бұрын

Pi in math. Dose that count?

@GABRIEL-yq8ry

3 жыл бұрын

American has more fat people than Canada

@GABRIEL-yq8ry

3 жыл бұрын

@me 262 yes

@princesscadance197

3 жыл бұрын

As an American, I am...! Not offended, because knowing this country, that probably would become a unit of measurement.

@hamburger7243

3 жыл бұрын

this is why I hate living in the USA

No, no, he actually did it a lot better than I was expecting. Good job.

@PauI123

3 жыл бұрын

Here before this comment blows up

@incognito3834

3 жыл бұрын

fr why did this look better than my cheesecake

0:59 As an American, this cracked me up 🤣🤣

Seeing boris saying graham cracker fills me with happiness

as an american i can tell you that every time you open an egg here mickey mouse will appear

@xX_wiLLiam_Xx

3 жыл бұрын

I can confirm

@dx_Rain_xb

3 жыл бұрын

Blyat, no wonder all those times I fried the chicken devices look terrifyingly familiar

@ryanxin1848

3 жыл бұрын

@@dx_Rain_xb *chicken produce

@henrijayy

3 жыл бұрын

Huh-hoh! Better buy a Walt Disney™®© ltd. brand of plate to eat those eggs on! *You don't know how much Donald has suffered.*

@tsunamie1015

3 жыл бұрын

Do you get a cease and desist letter for every egg you crack open or do they sum it up into one letter for each recipe?

the disappointment in my eyes when you didnt use svetlana to crush the cookies... outrageous.

@Tioko

3 жыл бұрын

Svetlana is too powerful, she’d break the bowl.

@federicoandrademarambio2913

3 жыл бұрын

@@Tioko yeah, I agree. Svetlana was an overkill here

@gabrielmedeiros4916

3 жыл бұрын

I was gonna say that.

@krying539

3 жыл бұрын

Svetlana is too good for imperial units

@historyman9436

3 жыл бұрын

I prefer the grenade

@3:00 Been a while since I've laughed like that, thank you Boris.

That was honestly impressive!

"There's no such thing as too much ambition, there is only lack of motivation!"

Recipe: add one stick of butter Boris: adds the whole block

@faizfrez2729

3 жыл бұрын

What is one stick anyways? You have to buy a butter that is long like a stick??

@noahboa97

3 жыл бұрын

Nah just cut it

@ProtoMan137

3 жыл бұрын

@@faizfrez2729 take two butter blocks and you can make it into 4 butter sticks

@alejandrorivas4585

3 жыл бұрын

@@faizfrez2729 ok I can explain, we buy our butter in 1 pound packs divided into 4 sticks. Each stick is standard a 1/2 cup (a cup is roughly 240 ml).

@carolkovacs7634

3 жыл бұрын

Faiz Frez one stick of butter weighs approx 120 grams.

This is a perfect example of finding a good sounding recipe on the internet, only to realise that it is in American measurements.

Task failed successfully On a real note ya gotta really respect Boris. He makes a huge mess out of everything and dirties a weeks worth of dishes for our informational purposes and entertainment. Thank you Boris

The hilarious part is, his ingredient measurements were actually almost perfectly spot on. The only thing that I would consider a mistake is the burnt crust, but honestly, burnt butter and cookie probably tastes about like a graham cracker.

@JetFalcon710

3 жыл бұрын

Wait a sec what

@baraghy3627

2 жыл бұрын

Idk but imperial feels more natural for a lot of stuff like inch foot Oz and lbs are more useful for daily life and metric is more useful academically it’s precision vs feel Either way fuck imperial

@zekrinealfa1113

2 жыл бұрын

@@baraghy3627 It feels more natural to you because you are used to it, it doesn't feel natural to anyone raised with metric.

@baraghy3627

2 жыл бұрын

@@zekrinealfa1113 Raised In Syria we use metric but used to use local standards before

@7667neko

2 жыл бұрын

Proportions matter more than measurements.

"They asked if Summer Sun has started boiling head already." Dude. This is why I watch you. You're an ingenious writer.

for this entire video i was yelling "BORIS NOOOO"

"First Mickey mouse ,now Wizard of Oz" Got me laughing so hard!

Casually tosses the 350 degree loaf straight into the freezer.

@BenTheGreat115

3 жыл бұрын

AKKuura for real how did that glass not shatter

@benjaminnguyen4341

3 жыл бұрын

Ben Pierce Soviet technology is best technology

@qwerty9118

3 жыл бұрын

@@benjaminnguyen4341 I think you'll find that German engineering is the best in the world.

@Poldovico

3 жыл бұрын

@@qwerty9118 Wait... is that...? Nah, couldn't be.

@MinatheRaichu

3 жыл бұрын

@@Poldovico 👀 mayhaps

1:49 rare footage of boris not making a mess on his kitchen

@antti3779

3 жыл бұрын

proceeds to make a cake in 350 degrees celsius :D thats like pizza temperatures

@historyman9436

3 жыл бұрын

@@antti3779 If Frozen pizza, No If Restaurant idk

@FalcOwO

3 жыл бұрын

*looks wierd* perfekt

@Shalashalska

3 жыл бұрын

@@historyman9436 For actually baking a fresh pizza, you want the oven to be extremely hot. Commercial pizza ovens cook at 700-800 F (370-430 C).

@historyman9436

3 жыл бұрын

@@Shalashalska alr, i only Bake Frozen Pizzas Out of monetary reasons

Wow, I have found my new favorite Chanel to watch at 2am

wow, i would have never thought the Stielhandgranate would ever help boris with cooking!

I absolutely lost my shit when he very deadpan said "ohzz."

I’m not sure which is more surprising, how bad he messed up the recipe, or the fact that it turned out well anyway.

@axelfireflame

3 жыл бұрын

As a Asian American, my motto in the house when making either styled food is, if it works it works, and blin does it work

@gso619

3 жыл бұрын

Because when you know how to cook you can just adapt to the recipe as you go, like he did. He didn't follow it to the letter, he went "Hold up, this doesn't seem right" and basically corrected his fuck-ups by eye.

This is bloody amazing

7:37 Omg I brushed it off last time but now it makes a lot of sense

He almost turned his joke of "if you have burned down yout house, try again" into a reality

"This will not hold my soup" or "GRENADE" is what I love about this guy

@emanuelhrenka4899

Жыл бұрын

1:47

@Rhinestone-wg7wf

Жыл бұрын

"do everybody has the same sized cup in America?", "Davai" , "babushka" , "the cake's boiling" and others left the chat .

As someone who had to make cheesecake twice a week for about a year, Seeing that butter cookie soup hurt my soul.

As someone from the US who can cook and bake in imperial/metric/whatever-the-fuck-you’d-call-Turkish-cooking-measurements (i.e. 1 çay bardağı, 1 su bardağı, etc -1 Turkish tea cup, 1 Turkish water cup, etc.), I really appreciated this video. 😆 I lived in Turkey and Vietnam, so learned all 3, and still bake in grams mostly, depending on the recipe (especially bread, it’s so much easier to weigh in metric! And bakers’ percentages are way easier, no way am I doing that in ounces, aka oz.!), and so I learned how to improvise. When he read graham crackers, I was thinking “use any biscuit that has a plain taste!” and he did. And I could eyeball the “stick of butter” when I was an expat, cause, well, I’m used to it, but I was dying when he put the whole Euro-style butter in. 💀 Doesn’t matter now, but a stick of butter in the US is about 115 g. Anyhow, I feel like Boris always cooks by eyeballing anyhow, which is kind of the whole point of cooking, cause there’s so many variables (such as humidity, altitude, personal taste) that any cook should know how to do that, anyhow. And he did great, I’d eat that cheesecake. 🤷🏻‍♀️ The only thing I’d say to do if he ever remade it would be to turn down the temp to 175 C and bake in a water bath to prevent cracking, but my cheesecakes have cracked in the past and still tasted good. And in the US, only our measuring cups are uniform, not mugs, but in Turkey, it’s all pretty much uniform, which is why they can use their tea cup, “water cup” (we’d call it a drinking glass), soup spoon, tea spoon, etc. as measurements in recipes. But you need to be able to read Turkish to do that, so, yay, I have a skill that is useless in most the world since mostly everyone uses metric (which the same could be said for imperial, so I guess that’s two useless skills 🤔). But man, this video really makes me wish the US would switch to metric already. JS. It’s easier in so many ways. I still don’t know how many ounces are in a pound, I can only use cups and tablespoons (15 g/ml) because, well, that’s scooping and pouring. My scale is NEVER switched to imperial even though it has the capability. I think it’s like 16 ounces to a pint, 4 pints to a gallon, and 8 oz to a cup, maybe, I’m probably way off, but who th can remember all that?

"First Mickey Mouse, now Wizard of Oz" I died laughing lmao HAHAH

Actual title "Boris roasts the American measurement system."

@zakhapiell4142

3 жыл бұрын

Weel they are not americano but imperial

@foreverstream

3 жыл бұрын

It's murica

@Bllksem

3 жыл бұрын

@@zakhapiell4142 imperial is used by 3 countries in the world, 2 of which no one talks about so it might as well be lmao

@Bllksem

3 жыл бұрын

@Bagheera I mean I live in Alberta and a lot of people do use imperial for measuring things like your height, but I've only ever seen signs that say 2m apart and at least my oven is in celcius. Also I mean I'm in my last yest of high school and I still havent really been taught the imperial system. The only time we used it was to learn to convert units. Though I'm not originally from here so neither of my parents ever really use imperial for anything so ig I've got a slightly different view on it.

@freepalestine1673

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

This was the first Boris video I watched two years ago, and this day, he is still my favorite KZreadr

Ooo and oldie but a goodie. Fresh on my feed.

I'm having a hard time figuring out if Boris is actually messing with us or he really did struggle with the imperial system and it hurts my brain trying to figure it out

@MikeBenko

3 жыл бұрын

I mean you can always google the conversions, but things like "cup" and "stick of butter" are really really pointless and arbitrary measurements that we in the US just agreed to randomly standardize on. Like most sticks of butter in Europe are like twice to two and a half times the size of a US stick.

@milkpastasoup8960

3 жыл бұрын

@@MikeBenko the one only thing in the US that is smaller. Surprisingly it was butter.

@Y0G0FU

3 жыл бұрын

i dont know if he would risk causing a Fire just to entertain us. 350c is not a temperature to have fun with. In my active time as a voluntary fireman i had to deal with alot of Fire where the cause was an oven that was too high :P

@eraimattei

3 жыл бұрын

@@Y0G0FU in multiple Q&A he has stated he has... Started multiple fires by mistake for entertainment. Also he uses the oven so often I'm sure he knows 350°C is too much for anything (why do ovens even go that high? I'm afraid of turning it past 220 C)

@lukasg4807

3 жыл бұрын

@@MikeBenko cups have existed for hundreds of years, and a stick of butter is 8 oz, that doesn't mean you can't buy bigger pieces of butter.

my current ringtone is boris' "lalalala", wonderful

@persistentminer496

3 жыл бұрын

Give me that ringtone right now!!!

@rotinasemroteiro

3 жыл бұрын

@WMAaS this is from the video "wall carpets and pink sausage" at 3:04, the most glorious lalalalala! I also did one from anatoli's beep in "top 19 reasons you should get a lada" and one of his "davai" in the "russian potato salad" video lol

@rotinasemroteiro

3 жыл бұрын

OMG I FORGOT TO MAKE ONE WITH "VADIM BLYAT"

"Also 350 degrees A bit extreme I think what they meant to write was Fahrenheit." - Poem Classes with Boris

This scares me but I love cheesecake enough to actually try it.

"Pretty sure they mean chicken produce." Just make sure is not moose egg!

@destructiveblue

3 жыл бұрын

Wait till uou find out rooster lay egg

@raymondbiskner6885

3 жыл бұрын

Moose egg only found in Canadian recipe.

@ClashPENTA

3 жыл бұрын

Raymond Biskner да

@AnonyDave

3 жыл бұрын

Let's play it safe and go with the emu egg 🤔

@swag_8884

3 жыл бұрын

Nono, Moose egg is only found in canada! Use bear egg instead!

Who remembers when the title was: “COOKING CHEESECAKE WITH IMPERIAL UNITS”?

@nxcah4361

3 жыл бұрын

Me. I don't know why he change it.

@maxonym_

3 жыл бұрын

Me

@Fin_the_cruehead

3 жыл бұрын

I do

@randomhobo1946

3 жыл бұрын

Yep

@blitzen6315

3 жыл бұрын

Me

Boris: tosses 350°F cake into freezer Me, being raised by my mother: You'll break the fucking thing. They're not amazing at dealing with those hot dishes

As a Canadian who has to fight American recipe measurements all the time I saw you put the butter in and just stared. I too have gotten messed up with the diference between a brick of butter and a stick of butter and I have paid for it dearly

As a person who cooks I was sitting there with my mouth open and gasping when he added the burnt cookies and butter to the new crumbled cookies. But of course i was crying the whole video.

@snoodledumpling4486

3 жыл бұрын

Is not burnt, is well toasted.

@mr.nonentity3906

3 жыл бұрын

@@snoodledumpling4486 nah mate, that butter is burnt. It was brown butter at first but with more time in a 350°c oven, that butter is burnt to high hell. Take it from an American who makes pastries

@theKobus

2 жыл бұрын

but like... I was also thinking... that could be kind of good, done right

@ChronoGmer

Жыл бұрын

Let him cook

Boris: Uses imperial units Eyy, comrade why you showing us American propaganda

@alluseri

3 жыл бұрын

What the absolute fuck is that nickname

@poopkiler2768

3 жыл бұрын

@Epic Pro X No, look at the channel, there's good content, it is not a bot.

@Veriox22

3 жыл бұрын

@Epic Pro X he is not a bot he is my fav youruber

@banana_man_101

3 жыл бұрын

fuck off with your obviously fake checkmark

@potatosan2732

3 жыл бұрын

Why syrup

Loving this quote from Boris: "There is no such thing as too much ambition, there is only lack of motivation." Keep up the good work blin

About damn time!!!

You used the wrong formula but found the correct answer. As a westerner who was in horror at not just googling the conversion charts, I am very surprised but hey, congratulations. you made it work. Which is more than *many* Americans can do working with native imperial units.

@blindeyegaming8032

3 жыл бұрын

Your not wrong

@williammartinez321

3 жыл бұрын

We use Freedom Units in America 🦅🇺🇲

@Diamantes1997

3 жыл бұрын

@@williammartinez321 more like Debil units because Boris (a professional Debil) managed to decode it.

@TheHazyTimewalker

3 жыл бұрын

"...no, no, he's got a point,"

Me: Yeah Yeah 350 sounds right. Boris: *Cranking the oven to max* Me: Huh, a max of 350 is kind of low for an ove- BORIS NO YOU DEBIL And yet he makes it work in the end

@JoelDashReed

3 жыл бұрын

I'm somewhat surprised for it to work... and worked well!! That cheesecake got a very good caramelized color!

@madensmith7014

3 жыл бұрын

True Slav magic

@lizardgirl413

3 жыл бұрын

Me: woah 350?? thats like,,,, almost 4 times the boiling point of water

@samotnaf007

3 жыл бұрын

@@lizardgirl413 3,5 to be exact :D

@nottsoserious

3 жыл бұрын

I don't know why Boris has 473 Kelvin on his oven. Literally almost every recipe calls for 180C (or 350F) but that is 453K. I guess he just likes to cook at 200C instead

The Metric system is calibrated to water, but ours is calibrated to Butter. 1 pound=4 American sticks of butter 1 cup=2 American sticks of butter 8 tablespoons=1 stick of butter 1 mile=6,450 sticks of butter 100°F= butter melting point

I wish I had Boris as a neighbor or even roommate. Never a dull moment.