Have you seen the new range of Epiphone Explorers released this year? bit.ly/3IOeEXA

I don’t think they even made a script for this, pretty sure they just made everything up on the spot.

I was so hoping for him to say "you can stands on it."

@rosalisoriano2415

6 жыл бұрын

"I'd like to stand on that thing" "Yea I'd stand on that"

He had me at Reason 6

@anniej844

6 жыл бұрын

Karleetoh! Best reason I've ever heard. Very persuasive.

@mathewgodfrey1517

6 жыл бұрын

can't go wrong with Reason 7.

I would pay money to watch somebody try to eat a bowl of rice using two guitars as chopsticks

@jeffweber7043

7 жыл бұрын

to catch a fly Miyagi style with them lol

@nickdavis965

6 жыл бұрын

Sims aight how much?

@refntyrdottir9647

6 жыл бұрын

Better be enough to afford those guitars in the first place

I wish I was aware of Metalocalypse in its time. Unfortunately, I thought I was doing something wrong when i stayed up in time for Adult Swim. At least I found Dethklok.

Dis ams some very goods reason.

I was uninterested at first but then he said I can use it as a thing to get socks from the hamper, I always wanted a thing to get stuff from the other side of the room.

Oh man, that's the most reason I've ever got to buy a single guitar. I'm sold, even without him playing it!

So...a guitar that you can ACTUALLY PLAY GUITAR ON?!!??!?! GIVE ME 20!

Skwisgaar you had me at "ams"

I'm still waiting for the Swiss Armytar and the Antfarmitar.

This makes me wants to gets one Epiphones Thunderhorse

I have no clue how to play Guitar, but damn did that convince me to buy one anyway.

Sold.

You can sits on it all the ways downs right on a... snowy hill.

never would have thought i could play guitar on it.

I’m convinced

i have this guitar and i love it

...I'm pretty much clear on reason #6, honestly. I mean, which is a GOOD reason why.

This am dildos, I want antfarm guitar.

@gavintracy6590

9 жыл бұрын

Swiss Army-tar

@gaugebessert7617

9 жыл бұрын

Gavin Tracy the guitar made from christs cross

@gavintracy6590

9 жыл бұрын

and the Gibson excalibur

@jbbolton7283

8 жыл бұрын

id like to stand on that!

@gaugebessert7617

8 жыл бұрын

ze push pulls pots?

Gibson/Epi should have Skwisgaar should do legit guitar demos. It'd be badass if they were funny as hell but actually informative. I'd totally watch those lol!! Make it happen Small!

I ordered this and it has been on backorder for the longest time!

Now that's one productive guitar presentation....

I bought my brother this years ago. Still in its bag :)

Anyone else think he sounded a bit weird?

@BawlsMahoney

6 жыл бұрын

CapatianCupcakes I think it was because they tried to do some kind of infomercial voice.

He had me at chopsticks 😂😂

Why would i buy a guitar that i can't play guitar on?

@EXTREMEKIWI115

8 жыл бұрын

You could use it to get one of your socks out of the hamper.

@connorellis2740

6 жыл бұрын

Design?

Well if you were trying to convince me to get another guitar, this is a good way too.

best sales pitch EVER!

You had a perfect opportunity to play Thunderhorse on a Thunderhorse and you didn't. I'm pissed.

I dont ppay guitar but I lile cheese so I'll use it as a plate.

this makes me want one

Shuts ups ans takes my moneys!!!!!!!!

Reasons Nr. 6 You eh.... can.... Reasons Nr. 7!

How awesome !

Me inscrevi por causa desse vídeo. Deu até vontade de comprar uma THUNDERHOOooOOoorss!

That ams alots of reasons!

You had me at "Reasons #6".

I'm sold on it.

Here I was thinking you were going to do a tutorial for Thunderhorse.

Awesome !!

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNN SOOOOOOOOON soooooooon sooon

I'm sold

Oh God, I love you Skwisgaar, come and take me!!!

Love this

Those are valid points. Where can I get it?

I had a needs for such plate I must has to buy now

he was so fast you couldn't even see him play it

I wouldn't mind having an excalibitar hanging on my wall...

Well I'm sold.

WHEN IS SEASON 5 COMING BACK?

Sweetwater music had a few online. I just got mine today.

I was convinced at reason 4

Reason Number 6, you can... uh...

20 fuckin 17 and i still can't buy a goddamned swiss army guitar. ffs why has the gods of dethklok not given us the ultimate tool of shredding.

Skwisgaar need to meet Nigel. His goes to eleven. It's one louder.

I was hoping he was going to shred a solo at the end :(..

Reason Number Ones......You can plays Guitars on it !!!!!!!!!!

Brutal!

Well im sold

Best sales pitch ever

I fucking love metalocolypse

Hellz yes youz can plaiz guitarz on it!

encore? is there another "offbrand" of fender other than squire?

Check out the Gibson website (Gibson.com). It's for sale now.

Get some EMG 81 85 on it and it will be a hell of a guitar!

Does anyone else think of alexi laiho whenever they see skwisgaar?

i just don't understand reason number 3 :( can someone help me out please ?

I'd stand on it

I never knew I could play guitar on it.

i´m fucking sold.

But can you stand in it?

i've searched far and wide, i can't find any of these fuckin thunderhorses anymore, but i wanna buy one so bad

HOLY CRAP YOU CAN PLAY GUITAR ON IT

Awsome

i wants it

Please, make the translation in spanish so i can show it to my friends!!!

yes, but can you play smoke on the water with it?

Yeah id stand on that.

I don't even get to hear a sample??? I should buy your product why?

He had me at reason #1

I would likes to rides it downs a snowy hill.. yous probably get wickeds air !! but plugs it into aplifires first for tones.

Epic.

SOLD

Dems am some goods reasons.

I like the first reason I could play guitar in it

it was also given to him by a viking god and is indestructible

Because he's speaking excitedly, as tone changes, pitch becomes higher. Do you speak in monotone?

i was sold on reason 1

pickups, shreds, slows. grill fishss, happy birthdays!!!!!!!

Buts cans it recorded on thems most purist of analogs, water? Why ams nos one asking thems importants question?

But.... does it djent?

you're right, but if it isn't, he ams does good imsprecsions

" I would stand on that "

^ ^ ^ THIS.

Reason number 4,5,and six.

Reason #1 Yous can plays guitars on it!

Yous can play guitar on it. HOLY SHIT

brutal