Reviewing the footage at 4:46 it's very possible my muttering "immabesick" is what actually prompted Siri to tell the time rather than any belching. If you have a Siri on your phone do try burping into it and let me know if you have more luck than me!

@theofficialgamerman

9 ай бұрын

please say the phrase “awesome sauce” its all i ask so i can die happily!!!

@j_cannot_type

9 ай бұрын

ill try one sex

@theofficialgamerman

9 ай бұрын

MATT ROSE PLEASE SAY THE PHRASE”AWESOME SAUCE” ITS ALL I ASK PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!

@j_cannot_type

9 ай бұрын

SEC NOT SEX

@coinyism

9 ай бұрын

ok

siri is like that one drunk aunt that can barely even answer any of your questions

@desperatelycravingahamsandwich

9 ай бұрын

holy crap tylev? from daily chat?

@TylevGD

9 ай бұрын

@@desperatelycravingahamsandwichhell yeah

@GhostGaming235yt

9 ай бұрын

Tylev from daily chat

@MuddyPawsGD

9 ай бұрын

is that tylev from daily chat

@TylevGD

9 ай бұрын

out of all the people that could respond, it’s a single weird group of people from geometry dash

Matt's Siri voice sounds like it's either bored or hungover. I'll let you guys decide which one.

@MaceDeMarco2010

9 ай бұрын

Hungover definitely.

@Floofi_13

9 ай бұрын

​@@MaceDeMarco2010 ye

@lycanroc2259

9 ай бұрын

I like ur pfp Also yes

@hackerlola6668

9 ай бұрын

Bored

@wifi_axnori

9 ай бұрын

holy shit gay spider from the hit song honey i;'m home by ghost and the pals

Matt's voice for Siri feels like a really sarcastic robot who hates you, which I guess, is Siri

@regav62

9 ай бұрын

And a potato

@glamethyst9144

9 ай бұрын

You just described glados.

@-belue-6697

9 ай бұрын

@@regav62...Wait! Matt sounds like a potato?! 🤨🥔 🍟 🧐

@LordBakon

9 ай бұрын

Also GLaDOS

@Jamiscus

9 ай бұрын

@@-belue-6697PotatOS

I love how you can tell how people sneeze just by what Siri hears lmao

@M1BNX

9 ай бұрын

Hey Siri, go to Japan!

@tallyhall656

9 ай бұрын

Yeah I know right? lol

@lizamay722

8 ай бұрын

It's perfection

Matt is the type of guy who lists gibberish as one of his languages on a resume

@theofficialgamerman

9 ай бұрын

Do not start this trend in this comment section.

@mikegood25

9 ай бұрын

@@theofficialgamermanman i love reverse psychology

@theofficialgamerman

9 ай бұрын

@@mikegood25this is not reverse physiology or whatever

@theofficialgamerman

9 ай бұрын

MATT I SAW YOU HEARTED MY COMMENT YOU SEE ME SO PLEASEEE I BEG YOU TO SAY THE PHRASE “AWESOME SAUCE” SO I CAN DIE HAPPILY PRETTY PLEASE!!!

@fxkatsukiyoutube5334

9 ай бұрын

fluent in yappanese

At least Siri got the translations for bodily noises better than KZread auto-caption translating things.

@secretnya

9 ай бұрын

[clapping]

@Ratulous

9 ай бұрын

foreign

@joselynhinkle5367

9 ай бұрын

[applause]

@Jonathan-kv3rn

9 ай бұрын

The sorcerer's son is destroyed by dump and bull Thor (something that KZread captions wrote and even in context it still makes no goddamn sense)

@anstolis3814

9 ай бұрын

Bro I just came from a video on chess where the captions did p*rn instead of pawn

I like hearing Matt make various regurgitation noises in an attempt to burp.

@thetato1273

9 ай бұрын

its easier if you just swallow air

@-belue-6697

9 ай бұрын

@@thetato1273...For you!...It's bubbly water for me! 🤷‍♀️ 🤷‍♂️

@EdnaK728

8 ай бұрын

Coca-Cola works wonders if you want to burp for any reason

@wisteriaaa_23

8 ай бұрын

I’m literally unable to burp

"Yes I know that my Siri voice sounds like GLaDOS from the Portal games." I love you Matt but don't flatter yourself.

@asdfasdfasdfasdf246

8 ай бұрын

he sounds like GLaDOS's lost cousin GOLdASS

@Danpg79Roblox

8 ай бұрын

​@@asdfasdfasdfasdf246_💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀_

@Daluckyplays

4 ай бұрын

​@@asdfasdfasdfasdf246Nice one.

Imagine trying to take a shit and Siri says something like "I don't understand what that means."

@pecoragentry

9 ай бұрын

When I did it Siri said "Good Job"

@VadiMiXeries

9 ай бұрын

I'm dying rn lmfaooo

@C2-jm8uj

9 ай бұрын

I’m just wondering why someone would turn on Siri then consistently fart to him. 🤔

@mr.x2567

9 ай бұрын

@@pecoragentrygreat, someone has that recorded somewhere now. Congratulations

2:44 imagine just waking up being messaged "we will have a baby"

@yoshifan3611

8 ай бұрын

Especially if you're the same sex as the person that sent it to you.

@matheusexpedito4577

6 ай бұрын

I known some people who would drive to the other person location at mach 30

@SirensOfNC

2 ай бұрын

We will have a baby 💀

@notanetcher

2 ай бұрын

​@@SirensOfNCS K U L L E M O J I

@bethflynn8475

Ай бұрын

​@notanetcher S K U L L E M O J I

Congratulations Matt, you actually made me yawn with your impression at 3:16

@Granolora

9 ай бұрын

Yeah It happened as I read it, like lol wut

@FrizzyArtistJay

9 ай бұрын

I yawned reading the word 'yawn' in this comment ☠

@skittersspider1704

9 ай бұрын

I'm extremely surprized I didn't yawn.

@varalyn9714

9 ай бұрын

SAME

@Cat-cb9ep

9 ай бұрын

@@FrizzyArtistJayMe too

fun fact: if you ask siri what is 0 / 0 she will say "its easy, imagine if you have 0 cookies to divide to 0 friends, the cookie monster gets sad because there is no cookies and you get sad because you have no friends" something like that Edit: rip notifications

@IntrovertedGoose

9 ай бұрын

They removed it :(

@alexandersean4708

9 ай бұрын

They changed it to "your friends are sad because I killed them" or something like that.

@IntrovertedGoose

9 ай бұрын

@@alexandersean4708 nope, “if nothing is divided by nothing, there is nothing to divide or divide it with and the division never happened, so my answer is , no.” Siri used to be funny

@SnailSnail622

9 ай бұрын

​@@IntrovertedGoosethat explains why my mom couldn't get it to work when she tried to show her friends :(

@jklmnopski7421

9 ай бұрын

Theory: 3÷3 = 2÷2 = 1÷1 = 1; every number divided by itself equals 1. Therefore 0÷0 = 1.

Imagine sneezing as loud as a lawnmower. That's... definitely not something I do. No siree. No Siri?

this video made me so happy. i went from bawling my eyes out due to depression, to laughing my ass off. Thanks, Matt, your videos always cheer me up.

Matt’s laugh at the end is my FRICKIN LIFE.

@rubolph1954

9 ай бұрын

I actually wasn't aware he could laugh /j

@fandommisfit

9 ай бұрын

And his face at @4:54

I was genuinely worried about Matt throwing up on his phone during the part where he was trying to get her to respond to a burp

@jeandutoit1226

3 ай бұрын

he looked hilarious lol-

@triive.

5 күн бұрын

me too fr

Having “long dick’s sausage emporium” show up as a result of searching “herb” is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen I was not even close to being ready for that one

@SarafinaSummers

5 ай бұрын

My sides are in orbit!

@XYZB0RG

3 ай бұрын

I wish I lived near a "Long Dick's Sausage Emporium".

Glad i don't use siri 2:43 imagine suddenly being texted "we will have a baby" im curious to how that conversation went

@regav62

9 ай бұрын

GLaD* lol

@catshotstan

4 ай бұрын

kratcy

@Kyrikrliy

4 ай бұрын

@@catshotstan :3

1:18 getting insulted by siri must be a new low for anyone

I love how Matt’s Siri voice sounds both hungover and so tired of everyone’s shit at the same time It’s like she’s trying to do her job but just half-assing everything because she’s so done

@ItsEevee7

2 ай бұрын

Everyone is asking her questions all over the world every day cut her some slack

Imagine you're having a medical emergency and choke/scream and Siri understands it as some random shit

@benjaminthewolf

9 ай бұрын

Funny you should mention that. One time during a very long road trip where my dad was driving, I started to have a seizure. My dad told me after the fact I was making weird gargling noises during it. He hardly ever uses Siri but in that moment he needed her because this was an emergency and he was driving. Siri got him to the nearest hospital without any complications! So thank you Siri, for listening to my dad, and not to my weird gargling noises.

@just_somebody0

9 ай бұрын

@@benjaminthewolf woah, that sound scary. glad it ended well

I asked her one time how to replace baking powder with baking soda in cupcakes and she said “that’s an interesting question” and just…didn’t…answer my question💀💀

@tsm688

9 ай бұрын

if you're still wondering, you need an acid of some sort to activate the baking soda. like cream of tartar or lemon juice

@renakunisaki

9 ай бұрын

Apparently it used to reply to "call me an ambulance" with ",you're an ambulance" instead of actually calling 💀

@totalpovvortex

9 ай бұрын

i find that i have to tell siri to look things up in order to actually get results, for the same reason.

@jigglypuff_foryoutube1700

9 ай бұрын

@@tsm688 thank you! I knew you could add cream of tartar, but I didn’t know lemon juice worked as well, I always have lemon juice but I don’t keep cream of tartar

@jigglypuff_foryoutube1700

9 ай бұрын

@@renakunisaki oh my goodness, imagine getting stabbed and Siri is just making dad jokes😂😂

I actually remember one time when I had Siri on, I dropped my phone on my face and sent “Hello 56 bees please” because autocorrect completed the sentence before sending it to Siri and she replied with “56 bees in Canada looks like this”

@user-nl3xw4gg7m

10 күн бұрын

@@KadeoAVvalentine Where did it come up with “Canada”?

@KadeoAVvalentine

7 күн бұрын

@@user-nl3xw4gg7m I'm Canadian

5:10 That Was One Evil Fart.

@BryanMerida-kr2dc

8 ай бұрын

Ah yes. Evil a..

Im so happy every time a Matt Rose video comes out, thanks for the entertainment, and for making me (and hopefully many others) laugh!

4:17 i want to go to Long Dick's Sausage Emporium.

@zacharytaylor190

9 ай бұрын

Its in Newfoundland, and apparently owned by one man. From what I can tell, people love it, although he has been in some trouble with the local officials.

@justhere4637

9 ай бұрын

​@@zacharytaylor190I guess I have another reason to visit North America besides seeing New York or Toronto.

@floproro4

9 ай бұрын

Don’t😭

@how_to_be_a_Old_legionary44

8 ай бұрын

@@zacharytaylor190 so it legit! 🤣🤣

@melontheeditor555

4 ай бұрын

i ruined the 99 like

It's the cheeky little boy grin at 4:53 that made this video. Clearly this is a channel for overgrown children (and I'm here for it) 😁

These videos transform my humor into the equivalent of an eldritch horror

4:30 "what would you like to do?" "hydroelectricity"

Rubber plantation shouldn't have made me laugh so much 😂 4:16 another contender 😂😂

At 5:58 Matt proceeded to turn into a cursed crying human frog thing..

@GalaxyGaming503

8 ай бұрын

BRO I CANT STOP LAUGHING AFTER READING THAT 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@TheStyleCopycat

6 ай бұрын

I can’t laugh I feel like I’ll throw up but I can’t help but laugh

Matt’s videos are the reason I don’t sleep

@oddcrafter1270

9 ай бұрын

Come on, they're not _that_ scary! ;)

@name6953

9 ай бұрын

matts videos are the reason I sleep for 18 hours at a time

@C2-jm8uj

9 ай бұрын

I mean I would laugh in my sleep too!

These videos are getting more and more specific and I love it

"Long Dick's Sausage Emporium" is one hell of a name for a restaurant

Matt’s got that “please do not destroy vital testing apparatus” siri voice

Not Siri, but I had to say my date of birth over the phone to pick up a prescription. It kept hearing me way wrong, which made me laugh. Then it interpreted my laughing as me saying that I was born May 5, 1950.

@HVY526

9 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

You know it's gonna be a spicy day when our favourite wine dad uploads ❤

5:05 “I just farted on my phone to Siri and it came up with this.” “Here’s what I found for ‘EVIL.’”

@Daansstuff-alt

5 ай бұрын

Based Villager pfp

@SkeletonLand368

5 ай бұрын

@@Daansstuff-alt Thanks!

@Ferdinand36666

2 ай бұрын

Must be bad if Siri thinks it’s evil

Seeing 3:37, I now realize that a video on the weirdest urban dictionary definitions would be very funny!

@PPie229

9 ай бұрын

oh my eus😊

@Cardinalt

9 ай бұрын

​@Gaypridehehe oh my eus😊

@Tr4sh.cat_

8 ай бұрын

​@@Cardinaltoh my eus😂

@icylexplode

8 ай бұрын

​@@Tr4sh.cat_oh my eus 😨

@Cannotoad

5 ай бұрын

⁠@@Tr4sh.cat_oh my eus😭

The only bodily noises I need is Matt Roses beautiful voice

Fun fact: Siri can’t do the modulo operation, and hasn’t been able to since she was added. She understands when you say “Hey Siri, what’s 194 mod 73” or whatever, but then since the sign for the modulo operation is %, she calculates 194%, so she’ll say that the remainder when you divide 194 by 73 is 1.94 Edit: Just remembered she also can’t generate random numbers within a specific range. It has to be 1-100

@OneKnifeYeHand

9 ай бұрын

Hmm, Alexa does seem to get it right, though.

@circuit10

9 ай бұрын

I just tried it and this is still true

@MisterFribble

8 ай бұрын

Google Assistant does it right. So weird.

5:12 bro has evil farts

I was expecting "poo poo room" to be a LOT worse than a covered litterbox Edit: we have HomePods set to the Irish female-sounding voice (because it sounds cooler than American Siri), but this sometimes causes confusion (maybe due to the accent) and results in answers that have nothing at all to do with the questions. I wish there were a text log of the conversations. Can't remember any of them right now, but there have been several times I've gone, "What the hell did Siri think I asked???" 😅

@shrxomii6526

8 ай бұрын

Oh, I thought it was a bathroom with a toilet. Like a little room with a toilet which I have in my house right next to the actual " bathroom " with the actual sink and bath/shower.

@Technologyandmore731

4 ай бұрын

The Irish voices are so good. I use them with Voiceover all the time

Matt rose can rap tho! 1:34

"The cat took a killer dump in the poo poo room." 💀 💀 💀

3:11 sounds like siri is planing the end of the world

0:38 Hey Sue *Hello?*

4:01 WALPÔLĘ AŁOÑG (That Part Made Me Laugh A Lot)

@farelamzarplayz4863

7 ай бұрын

"WALPÔÑG ÀLÓÑG"

Does anyone else feel so excited when Matt Rose posts another video?

@sebastiaanstok

9 ай бұрын

Yes, I needed this to cheer-up my day.

@C2-jm8uj

9 ай бұрын

Yeah, I actually jump about when Matt uploads lol.

6:03 That laugh made me smile for some reason-

I use the dictate function for word quite a lot and it always picks up the most random words from background noises. Creepiest one is when it writes "Hello" while I sit in a silent room. I wonder if my mic picks up sounds from the 4th dimension 😂

I coughed while asking Siri to open KZread and my sister swore at the same time- the result: *Hong Kong fudge*

2:24 I AM TERRIFIED

@jayceessillysunshinechanne2624

9 ай бұрын

(The Justin Bieber part)

*No matter what you ask her, Siri always comes up with the most unhinged responses ever.*

@HungryWarden

7 ай бұрын

When the impostor is sus.

Matt...you have one ability that almost no other funny creator, or movie for example, has. No matter how often I watch a video of yours in a day, I laugh about it as if it was the very first time over and over again. Also... I'm a German girl. And you have exactly, and when i say that i mean it, *exactly* the same voice as an in Germany very popular voice actor, who spoke for example Master Fu from Miraculous.......or the ,,30 minutes later" - guy from SpongeBob. So this always makes me laugh even harder. And by the way, your laughing face was really wholesome! Thank you for that, keep it up !! 🎉

@J.A.huscher

9 ай бұрын

I didn't realise it but yeah the ,,30 minutes later" voice does sound a bit German now that i think of it. Thank you for that information.

@DM_Lilian1980

9 ай бұрын

@@J.A.huscher I actually think in the original and in German It's actually always a different actor, Matt just sounds like the German version. 😁 so great!! 🤣

the amount of times this has happened to my mom is obscene

absolutely delectable video, Matt!

2:16 That's sounds like a garden shop (despite the word 'plantation').

@Pieified..

Ай бұрын

no one’s talking about the 1 review on nice and naughtt

5:19 had me so hard can't stop laughin

One time I told my dad to never ask Siri what Seal was in French. He decided to ask anyway while my grandparents were there and Siri said what sounded like the word "fuck" and my nan just started laughing.

@DS-dc9zh

9 ай бұрын

Aw, I tried this but i just got something like sounded like “so”

@DreamingNightmares

9 ай бұрын

@@DS-dc9zh That's a shame

@C2-jm8uj

9 ай бұрын

@@DS-dc9zhYeah it sounds like “soo?”

0:11 just let him talk to add add bro 😔

@doodle_draws

8 ай бұрын

fr 😣😖😖 like are we not allowed to talk to the 4051029384930202393949932203934848493929 ancient spirit of add add

@AcademicJaedon

8 ай бұрын

Add Add is the goat ngl

@doodle_draws

8 ай бұрын

@@AcademicJaedon fr

@THEACTUALLDL123

23 күн бұрын

Hi my name is add add.

5:25 POV your butt is sentient

1:42 “MoOn” GOT ME 😂😂😂😂

Matt Rose, I would like you to know that your videos make me extremely happy. I always look forward to a new upload, and this one is a gem. I have been grinning and chuckling for the whole duration of this video and to have you give us one this long is truly a blessing. Thank you so much for doing what you do, and keep on keepin on! I have so much respect for the people in this world, like you, who make my days brighter.

poo poo room now has 34 likes

"That may be beyond my abilities at the moment" implies that Siri soon will be able to turn blue blue boo-boo and that scares me.

Fun fact in terms of asking Siri to turn on your flashlight, if you tell Siri Lumos (the wand lighting spell in Harry Potter) it turns the flashlight on. If you say Nox (the light extinguishing spell), it shuts off.

@OneKnifeYeHand

9 ай бұрын

Fun fact: just tried Lumos with Alexa and her answer was “You light up the room already!”

@SonofTuscon99

9 ай бұрын

@@OneKnifeYeHand lol

@lisachiappetti6092

8 ай бұрын

Google assistants do that too it's fantastic

@SarafinaSummers

5 ай бұрын

I at first thought that was only if you had shortcuts enabled. I stand very much corrected. Thank you!

@SonofTuscon99

5 ай бұрын

@@SarafinaSummers you're welcome!

3:07 That is my favorite thing you ever said, so inspirational

@zleepydude

9 ай бұрын

I got so inspired that i CRIED

I wanna tell you guys about the time my friend accidentally pushed me off the trampoline, so I started crying. He immediately started saying “I’m sorry, sorry!” And then his Siri said in the most sarcastic voice you can ever imagine, “Uh huh.” I have never went from crying to laughing so fast in my life.

4:10 Either way same result, right?

5:43 he's not american enough to do a good burp 💀💀

@smokebomb024

9 ай бұрын

He’s not even American

@HighlanderMC

9 ай бұрын

@@smokebomb024 i know

Matt makes Mondays survivable

5:00 ravenclaw fart vs slytherin fart

i would pay to have matts voice as a text to speech voice

3:56 i hope that person feels better

looks like we know who is going to be voice acting in Portal 3 (if it ever happens 💀). You have also got great fashion sense I absolutely love wearing and collecting Hawaiian shirts I got one just like that!

@rosykindbunny1313

8 ай бұрын

We gotta create a new character for Matt, because the voices of the others are too iconic. Maybe Wheatley has a brother or something.

The sequel we never knew we needed

1:59 right.. accidentally

@1_Jiji_1

2 ай бұрын

Seems like a cover up to me

4:23 excuse me what

@TheScrybeOfTechnology

9 ай бұрын

Epic pfp

@mihaleben6051

9 ай бұрын

@@TheScrybeOfTechnology thanks

@mihaleben6051

9 ай бұрын

@@M1st3YT it is indeed and i am indeed

@justhere4637

9 ай бұрын

​@@M1st3YTLatex?

@floproro4

9 ай бұрын

That’s an unfortunate name for a restaurant 💀

2:35 oof that one must’ve stung

Your Siri voice perfectly encapsulates the extreme attitude that she has.

"I'm hung" "Are you?" HELP

I am laughing way too hard, hopefully i don't wake my brother up xD Your videos are hilarious, you have no idea how much i needed this video marathon

4:38 burp reveal

You made me laugh so much I cleared up so much mucus my cold is gone Thank you

@Matt_Rose

9 ай бұрын

Just call me Dr Matt 😌

@eggman9221

9 ай бұрын

​​@@Matt_Roseokay "Dr Matt"

always a fantastic day when matt uploads. been having a bad day and this srsly helped. thank u

thank you Matt rose ik im just a random viewer but I remember watching you when I was younger (when I felt more happy) and you made me laugh so hard. Watching you now makes me remember and still laugh really hard. Thank you for calming me down and making me feel like I was nine again. :)

2:06 down bad?

In related topics, my mom once asked me to check her phone because its memory was full for some reason. Well, the reason was that she accidentally turned her camera on while asleep and ended up recording four hours of her own snoring

@oddcrafter1270

9 ай бұрын

This comment made me violently wheeze-laugh.

@DoofenSpyroDragon16

9 ай бұрын

My grandmother did that one time 🤣

2:28 - 2:31 The punchline made me fall backwards in my seat! Your delivery was just PERFECT.

I was legitimately worried Matt was going to make himself throw up on Siri. Thank you for all your sacrifices you make for us.

Im halfway through the video and already yawned like six times

I need mat rose siri voice NOW

0:52 POOR SIRI 😭

0:22 your pronunciation of GLaDOS makes me physically sick

@Matt_Rose

9 ай бұрын

Cannot believe in a video which culminates in a series of retches THAT is what makes you sick 💀 I am very sorry I like those games as well!!

@thatoneweirdo7701

9 ай бұрын

@@Matt_Roseyou look like how I would imagine Wheatley to look like if he was a human /pos

@AIIuminium

9 ай бұрын

​@@thatoneweirdo7701you are so right

@nt33938

9 ай бұрын

"glay-dos"

@hiddenguy67

9 ай бұрын

​@@Matt_Roseskull emoji

Nick Robinson! 3:01

Curse you, Matt. 3:24 I yawned. Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

@Matt_Rose

9 ай бұрын

hehe

@j_cannot_type

9 ай бұрын

​@@Matt_Rosemichael jackson moment

@BrandonBDN

9 ай бұрын

@@Matt_Roseis that lol in English?

Because you mentioned it at the beginning I couldn't stop thinking of your voice as Glados 😭

I literally JUST said I shouldn’t watch your videos in the middle of the night YET HERE I AM nearly SPITTING OUT my chocolate milk.