Beau, a bookish teenage boy, being surrounded by a bunch of far more interesting women is basically the plot of every harem anime.

@Percival917

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly. Stephanie Meyer has NO IDEA how many awkward weeb (and other nerd) boys she just satisfied the fantasies of.

@334...4

3 жыл бұрын

Yes omg, I want that but with only girls for once lol

@tigercors3308

3 жыл бұрын

I never realised twillight was gender swapped harem anime as a book, but now that I've seen it I feel like I was so blind before

@ooshwiggity

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure Meyer is a mega Weeb. Twilight was straight shojo, complete with the plot holes and inconsistency

@connormcinerney7503

3 жыл бұрын

*T h i s*

When I was younger I always thought Edward and Jacob were mean to Bella and I'd write fanfiction of me coming into the picture and saving her from them and marrying her and I really needed to get that off my chest

@nickeynouse6093

3 жыл бұрын

So how long did it take for you to realize you were gay

@adriannethornheart8516

3 жыл бұрын

@@nickeynouse6093 this reply deserves an award

@im19ice3

3 жыл бұрын

and i loved hearing it

@moespaws16

3 жыл бұрын

Omg. This is so sweet

@Tommy-bb7uy

3 жыл бұрын

You should publish it id read it

“Dumb himbo who wants a woman who can kill him,” is now going in my Tinder bio.

@silverdove9911

3 жыл бұрын

I love this.

@marynoble9464

3 жыл бұрын

any updates? that would def work on me

@MidnightSimmer

3 жыл бұрын

did it work or not

@felixstenson1654

3 жыл бұрын

We must knoooow!

@cinnamoony3996

3 жыл бұрын

did it work??

I like to imagine that Beau’s mind can’t be read because he’s literally a no-thoughts head empty himbo that’s just starstruck by his super strong muscle girlfriend

@IncredibleMD

3 жыл бұрын

So... exactly the same as Bella?

@legrandliseurtri7495

3 жыл бұрын

@@IncredibleMD Yeah

@jirojhasuo2ndgrandcompany745

2 жыл бұрын

Haha based Beau

@k80_

Жыл бұрын

connecticut clark

@shenyathewelder9695

Жыл бұрын

Honestly the only romance I want to read outside of the super cute gay ones

Charlie is a universal constant

@emiehoney5041

3 жыл бұрын

You're here?

@SarahZ

3 жыл бұрын

@@emiehoney5041 no

@emiehoney5041

3 жыл бұрын

@@SarahZ k

@Isa-lh2mw

3 жыл бұрын

Sarah Z is a constant in twilight comment sections

@marvelousTUD

3 жыл бұрын

Sarahhhhhh.

Normal brain: Bella and Edward Big Brain: Beau and Edward Galaxy Brain: Edythe and Bella

@cheeto.burrito

3 жыл бұрын

Universe brain: Alice and Bella/Archie and Beau

@freshbread4039

3 ай бұрын

lesbians improve the quality of everything. this is a fact

But also objectively Ediyth would have it worse than Edward because as a woman having to hear all the gross things men think about you for eternity sounds like a NIGHTMARE

@waxwingsfall

3 жыл бұрын

Oh no your right bro thats why she felt so bad about turning him cause she's like "IM SO SORRY IVE CURSED YOU TO EXPERIENCE THE AWFUL THOUGHTS OF THE WORLD 😭"

@julietteangeli

3 жыл бұрын

True. That was something that Sookie (True Blood) had to deal with.

@laurawilliams2087

3 жыл бұрын

holy shit i never thought about that but you’re totally right??? like i don’t even want to hear the things men say out loud i would hate having direct access to their thoughts

@UraniumEater59

3 жыл бұрын

i mean, women think gross things about guys too, especially in highschool so... i think the point here is that telepathy sucks

@sadies8100

3 жыл бұрын

@@UraniumEater59 not nearly as much, actually. Like, we'll admire someone( oh, wow, what pretty eyes, etc.) and occasionally I'll find myself staring at someone who I think is really attractive and then immediately turning away internally calling myself a pervert, but that's because women are taught to be ashamed of their sexuality, while simultaneously being hypersexualized and objectified by society!

"dumb himbo wants a woman who can kill him" finally a relatable male character. While we are at it let's get some more dainty princes trapped in towers by evil stepdads waiting for their knightess in shining armor. I would live for that shit

@johannesseyfried7933

3 жыл бұрын

Knightess? Is that even a Word? 🤔 Not that I am against the Idea.....but "Knightess"? 😂

@NicholeParker

3 жыл бұрын

I’m going to ignore “knightess” and instead focus on hot girls with swords ... because hot girls with swords

@haveagoodmourning

3 жыл бұрын

Can I just slide in here and bring up that The Dragon Prince is kinda like this (slight spoilers below) So we have our prince character. He's smol, clumsy, a bit sheltered, doesn't know what he's doing, and really bad at swordfighting (he's much better at drawing). Total sweetheart though. Then we have an assassin character, who's basically a ninja, has trust issues, and can and will kick your *ss with ✨swords✨. Girlwithswordsgirlwithswords. She's supposed to break into the castle to stab the royal family. (Which, oddly, includes a stepdad, but said stepdad isn't evil, just stupidly stubborn/prideful.) Anyhoo, she doesn't stab anyone because secret heart of gold and plot reasons that I don't feel like explaining right now. They're forced to work together and they leave the castle, enemies-to-lovers slowburn 500k Also she's tall and he's short and we stan

@luciana.9945

3 жыл бұрын

not exactly this but . maybe go watch some barbie movies ;)

@gamertim4189

3 жыл бұрын

@@luciana.9945 if this is an insult its a bad one, bc everyone knows barbie movies are the shit and this is coming from a het guy.

"Buff Women" ok good "Gender Swapped" keep going "Twilight" I'm already there

@Robin-234

2 жыл бұрын

I was sold as soon as I read "buff women"

@BimboMousey

Жыл бұрын

@@Robin-234 this

why do i have a feeling Charlie actually saying "are ya winning, son?" exists in the Midnight Sun universe?

@mahimahsan6059

3 жыл бұрын

I can't like cause 666 :/

@itMeGhostly

3 жыл бұрын

It definitely does

@srorrim

3 жыл бұрын

😭

“Those are weird old names” bold words, Beaufort, bold words

@TheAirBear2000

3 жыл бұрын

Dude literally shares a name with Mad Dog Tannen from Back to the Future III.

@Knightwolf1994

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheAirBear2000 He also shares a name with the bully from Phineas and Ferb.

@nerdyspinosaurid

2 жыл бұрын

@@Knightwolf1994 yay I'm not the only one who immediately thought of that

@ambera9862

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheAirBear2000 that’s buford

@TheAirBear2000

2 жыл бұрын

@@ambera9862 It is? It's been a while since I saw that movie.

“Stephanie Meyers is Mormon so we’re working with just two genders and one sexuality - and that’s heterosexual” Holy shit that was savage but so perfect at the same time

@kjtj397

2 жыл бұрын

Cringe

@fraelikkriil830

2 жыл бұрын

@@kjtj397 Mormons are cringe, yes.

@haven311

2 жыл бұрын

Completely accurate

@kjtj397

2 жыл бұрын

@@fraelikkriil830 super straight is the way

@StormBurnX

2 жыл бұрын

@@kjtj397 based

charlie being the same feels extremely true to the og twilight. he is just vibing and not knowing anything

@jeffengel2607

3 жыл бұрын

Dumb himbo may run in this family.

@ScrawnyTreeDemon

3 жыл бұрын

@@jeffengel2607 A hereditary condition, if you will

@kaylacooper8504

3 жыл бұрын

Charlie doesn't even realize that it's a gender swap he's too busy just existing

@nerdypenguin9164

3 жыл бұрын

I'm also making my own headcannon that this also makes Charlie lowkey gay, since he's the only one that hasn't swapped. I don't care if they say anything about Renee, Charlie is now gay in my mind.

@jeffengel2607

3 жыл бұрын

@@nerdypenguin9164 Could be the marriage ended on fairly good terms just because Charlie realized he was gay and there wasn't anything really hurtful done by either to either.

Halsey and Kristen Stewart once tweeted about wanting to star in lesbian twilight together and i wish they would

@Isa-pc6il

3 жыл бұрын

Holy shit yes.😂😂

@italktoomuch5885

3 жыл бұрын

We only need a writer now *looks at StrangeÆons*

@Juwlz

3 жыл бұрын

I had no idea the writer is mormon. Im shocked a mormon even wrote about vampires to be honest. The likelihood of her writing any LGBTQ+ characters is probably really slim. Between twilight writer being mormon and JK Rowling being transphobic, ugh we need to pick better authors to make millionaires

@fruitygarlic3601

3 жыл бұрын

Halsey would privately ask to play one of the native werewolves, even if she was offered female Edward. I just know it in my heart to be true.

@mleppp1546

3 жыл бұрын

I need this. Oh my god I need this so much.

“A very manly scarf because she stole it from Archie,” me imagining gender-bent Alice absolutely enraged because a key wardrobe item is missing

@nyx..z

Жыл бұрын

(ik i’m a year late but i just finished this book) there’s a review on goodreads where some lady digs into how beau wore a scarf because it’s too “feminine.” bro i giggled out loud at that 💀💀💀

@thatb1h855

Жыл бұрын

LMFAOO THIS IS SO FUNNY

@gothmomfriend

Жыл бұрын

Archie was fucking foaming at the mouth and Jessamine was trying to throw out industrial strength CALM DOWN and Archie was still pacing like "THAT SCARF WAS 1993 HERMES FALL COLLECTION IN BURNISHED ORANGE AND GODDAMN IT I WAITED A WHOLE FUCKING DECADE TO WEAR IT WITH THE PERFECT OUTFIT AND YOU GIVE IT TO THE FASHION CHALLENGED ONE?!???!! HE'S GONNA WEAR IT WITH KHAKIS AND A FUCKING TEE SHIRT AND A GODDAMN DENIM JACKET"

@DuelaDent52

11 ай бұрын

But is Archie’s hair anywhere near as great as Alice’s?

@johnwilliams9179

11 ай бұрын

FUCK,I can imagine it too!!!

"I was so lost in the hubris of simping for muscular women..." That is my favorite line.

Why is no one talking about that ICONIC "Satan was a lesbian" inspired shirt?!

@shrub5770

3 жыл бұрын

IKR?

@annas4277

3 жыл бұрын

I have that same shirt, I got it from YesStyle if anyone is looking for it. idk if they still sell it though

@izzyd3857

3 жыл бұрын

my favourite is the floofy jumper in the ad part

@fitheflea9091

3 жыл бұрын

i got the same one! what a gay crossover lmao

@juliac-1379

3 жыл бұрын

@@fitheflea9091 Me too! Mine is pink tho!!!

“Himbo who wants a girl that could kill him” I feel attacked

@angryotter9129

3 жыл бұрын

Hopefully by a buff lady friend.

@yannickgrignon2473

3 жыл бұрын

Don't we all, my dude

"Are they gonna-are they…are they gonna sex before marriage…are- _Stephanie_ " was hilarious!

Knowing Beau is a submissive man who wants an ultra dominant vampire queen, makes me want to read this book lol.

@ForeverGotShorter

11 ай бұрын

Dude's living the dream.

@yossarian00

8 ай бұрын

i want to read it more than the original

"one sexuality, heterosexuality" Well that's not how I read Alice in the original

@srorrim

3 жыл бұрын

facts

@Flowtail

3 жыл бұрын

g a l p a l s ~

@chiptheocelot920

3 жыл бұрын

so I'm not the only one. thank god

@BandFairy

3 жыл бұрын

Bella/Alice was definitely my OTP when I read the series. Especially after what Meyer did to Jacob.

@Rain-np7tk

3 жыл бұрын

I could FEEL the ✨tension✨ between Alice and Bella

“Their names sound old-fashioned” OKAY BEAUFORD, NOT LIKE YOURS ISN’T OR ANYTHING

@srorrim

3 жыл бұрын

beauford 😭

@thepigeonsofthepacificnort2268

3 жыл бұрын

Petition to change Beaufort to Buford

@beyondviolet

3 жыл бұрын

gave me Jacob Two-Two flashbacks

@alysmorenocarbonell8584

3 жыл бұрын

@@thepigeonsofthepacificnort2268 you mean like the table?

@thepigeonsofthepacificnort2268

3 жыл бұрын

@@alysmorenocarbonell8584 no, like the kid from phineas and ferb.

What makes this even funnier to me is the image in my mind of all the characters being played by the same actors from the movies but with dollar store drag and platform boots to make them the heights she describes

@angelenapulis9083

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha you made this even better. Thank you.

@FloatyyBrain

Жыл бұрын

Oh my goodness, I love this so much.

I’m an aspiring author who doesn’t really like to write romance, but dang I want to write a romance about a big tall buff strong woman sweeping a dainty gentle little man off his feet and carrying him off to the horizon

@your_dad_on_vacation

3 жыл бұрын

You don't know how much I wanna read that now

@iswearimnotafurry4953

3 жыл бұрын

@@your_dad_on_vacation I forgot about this comment but oh my god I want to WRITE it now

@your_dad_on_vacation

3 жыл бұрын

@@iswearimnotafurry4953 yeeeeessssssssss

@suplol1305

3 жыл бұрын

Easily would read that

@cinnamoony3996

3 жыл бұрын

update us, did you write it??

Ok, but imagine if in the original twilight Edward's name was spelled "Edwyrde"

@srorrim

3 жыл бұрын

oh my god ☠️

@blueshell292

3 жыл бұрын

I'm imagining it and I’d like to un-imagine

@Spilled_Oatmeal

3 жыл бұрын

I'm shocked it wasn't considering her religion. I grew up LDS and moms within the faith love to spell names in a "you-neek" way. I saw Mackenzie spelled "Mykenzeiy". I lost years off my life that day.

@MT-lk7qt

3 жыл бұрын

it's spelled like that in the timeline where twilight was written by george rr martin

@angelenapulis9083

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha I didn't know I needed this comment til I read it. Thank you for that.

I find the idea that Charlie is the only one who stays the same hilarious given that in the movies, he's the only person who reacts normally to all the weird shit happening around him. I choose to believe he's just been teleported to an alternate universe and is just going through the motions putting up with gender swapped antics

@iciajay6891

3 жыл бұрын

Yesssss

@RainWelsh

3 жыл бұрын

This is my favourite take on it, thank you. I can literally hear Billy Burke’s delivery of, “so, my daughter’s a son now. Huh. Least I don’t have to worry about Edward goddamn Cullen.”

@Not_An_EV

3 жыл бұрын

@@RainWelsh Ediyth: *"HELLOOOOOOOO!"*

@berriebarrera

3 жыл бұрын

Ah higurashi but twilight

Bo: my friends are always like "how'd you bag that baddie?," "how'd you bag that baddie, Bro?" Bo: I didn't bag shit. Edyth picked me up, threw me over her shoulder and I've been there ever since.

i was today years old when i learned that stephanie meyer, author of the vampire novel that my christian parents and church community deemed satanic, is a Mormon. WHAT.

@SJ-pb8gq

3 жыл бұрын

I know this is a late addition to your comment but it is absolutely fascinating how s.meyer can recognize that dark romantic fantasies are a thing you can have and enjoy without them being inherently evil but at the same time give her dark romance so much weird 'moral' baggage.

@agirlinsearchof9057

3 жыл бұрын

The irony! Granted, a lot of other branches of Christianity don’t like Mormons, but still, the sheer irony!

@yossarian00

8 ай бұрын

​@@agirlinsearchof9057yup, theyre abusive cultists

Little did she know, the fact that Charlie stayed Charlie only opens the floodgates to all of the characters being trans

@OrigamiMoon..

3 жыл бұрын

@@heartache5742 Trans Supremacy

@ScrawnyTreeDemon

3 жыл бұрын

B A S E D

@catboymikey

3 жыл бұрын

OMG!!! YES T R A N S S U P R E M A C Y

@caitiemoriarty

3 жыл бұрын

THANK YOU FOR YOUR HOT TAKE I WILL INTERNALIZE IT

@mirmioo

3 жыл бұрын

I need us to DESTROY Stephanie's twitter with messages about this XD

"Bootleg lesbian twilight" Lmao I need a bootleg lesbian twilight😂

@klarakovac8990

3 жыл бұрын

someone rewrote the first book as a lesbian story and posted it on tumblr it's called Twife or death

@crackheadenergy4727

3 жыл бұрын

@@klarakovac8990 omg thank you for telling me that's gonna be the only version of twilight I'll read

@0h899

3 жыл бұрын

@@klarakovac8990 holy sh*t thanks so muxh

@rileyminnich4195

3 жыл бұрын

I also need bootleg lesbian twilight with some gay boys thrown in.

@MsSwthrt102

3 жыл бұрын

There's this tv movie named Mother may I sleep with danger? From 2016, same vibes

"You're supposed to be thirsty and nothing else" "I'm not like other vampires"

@tiale1994

2 жыл бұрын

Pick me vampire version

Beau is the worst thing to escape Stephenie's brain and that's saying a lot

@mischr13

3 жыл бұрын

lmao

@Anna-tk7ui

3 жыл бұрын

I have never been so offended by something I 100 percent agree with.

@frogwithknives3749

3 жыл бұрын

Love yer vids!

@QJ89

3 жыл бұрын

I think you're saying that because Stephie can't write a socially awkward teenage boy as a convincing character. Then again, she barely could for a girl the first time around...

@willowarkan2263

3 жыл бұрын

Now I am only 8 min in and this is absolutely the first time I have heard of this character, but he kinda makes me think of a certain kind of internet movie "critic". Is that just because of what I infered from the line about action heroines or am I on the right track?

Discovering that Stephenie Meyer is a Mormon made me feel like a detective unveiling some big mob scheme, all the veiled psychological abuse in her books makes so much more sense now

@alredacted1734

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine writing a book like twilight without drugs, alcohol, or caffeine.

@_matti_1797

3 жыл бұрын

@@alredacted1734 Jesus is the only drug I need AMEN

@rosaryloading9661

3 жыл бұрын

@@_matti_1797 HALLELUJAH

@jackr_d_6975

3 жыл бұрын

@@_matti_1797 PRAISE THE LORD AMIRITE KIDS

@_matti_1797

3 жыл бұрын

@@jackr_d_6975 under His eye! No wait-

“Dumb himbo who wants a strong gf who can kill him” ME?!

@kappaross6124

3 жыл бұрын

FINALLY a character I can relate to

@imaginarypluto6719

3 жыл бұрын

SAME

@LesbiansMarie

3 жыл бұрын

ME but I'm not a himbo

@mercury1949

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@SpecialInterestShow

3 жыл бұрын

"strong gf that could kill me" is *exactly* my type

Beau being outed as a himbo is somehow the most therapeutic thing I've heard this winter

omfg imagine if beauford was like "I know what you are" "Say it" "mothman"

@Knightwolf1994

2 жыл бұрын

Muito Real.

@Atari_01

Жыл бұрын

edyth(?): “you dumb fuck.”

You just know that Edythe pegs Beau it’s a given even if Meyer didn’t intend it

@juliakercsmar6587

3 жыл бұрын

Yeeeess! I live for this headcanon😂

@batsnghostz

3 жыл бұрын

tru

There's tons of historical documentation of women fighting in the American Civil War, so Jessamine absolutely pulled a Mulan.

@XxbvblvrxX

3 жыл бұрын

I need a fanfic of this

@RCZeta919

3 жыл бұрын

@@XxbvblvrxX HARD SAME ugh now I want to write Twilight fanfiction for the first time???

@katiegrossman2338

3 жыл бұрын

I mean yes but the unfortunate bit of being on the confederacy is bad

@RexxyRobin

3 жыл бұрын

@@katiegrossman2338 I mean... it is not good. But I think when Jasper went into his backstory in Eclipse he explained how he was young and dumb and just looking for a purpose. Would have been cool if he also overtly distanced himself from the idea of the confederacy, but I guess vampires just aren't that itnerestet in human conflicts.

@briarinnes2397

3 жыл бұрын

But was she still a confederate?

POV: your gay librarian cousin/aunt tells you about the gender-swapped twilight and watches you internally die slowly while laughing

The original Twilight had a “love triangle” but that’s not a triangle?? That’s just an angle?? It would however, be a triangle if Edward loved Bella, Bella loved Jacob, and Jacob loved Edward. Not only is it an actual love triangle but it’s also and endless cycle of suffering!

@angelenapulis9083

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly, it would be much more interesting if Jacob was super into Edward.

@francescapatti2934

2 жыл бұрын

@@angelenapulis9083 omg imagine!!!! - Forbidden love BC one is a vampire and one is shapeshifter - the PINING™ because Jacob knows that Edward loves Bella - three possible resolutions: polycule, everyone is single or Jacob and Edward get together and Bella gets with Alice bc fuck Jaspers confederate ass.

tall vampire lady: *exists* the internet: "dumb himbo who wants a woman who can kill him”

@srorrim

3 жыл бұрын

i mean yes

@gentlesandladymen

3 жыл бұрын

Well I feel called out

@vogonp4287

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly, it is amazing how much changing a character's gender effects how things are interpreted.

@apophis7712

3 жыл бұрын

Lady Dimitrescu: finally, a worthy opponent

@Mystery-Wolf

3 жыл бұрын

I love tall vampire ladies

I HEARD “BUFF WOMEN” AND I CAME RUNNING

@theinternetisqueer

3 жыл бұрын

watch me sprinting ahaa

@zombie.manta-ray

3 жыл бұрын

Haha same though!!

@noxxx1640

3 жыл бұрын

same

@hekaterinedragon8776

3 жыл бұрын

Same, buff women are buff women.

@pancakesandvanillacream

3 жыл бұрын

*INTENSE LESBIAN RUNNING INTENSIFIES*

It could be Bella falling in love with Alice. Jacob is like this cool mechanic very proud gay teen who thinks Edward is just a homophobic bully but is really struggling with his own coming out journey. Charlie just is like “oh cool you likes girls nice” and goes to drink a beer

@Ivosferatus

Жыл бұрын

I think it might work.

Their physical description: She is so tall, she is taller than him, he is not that tall but pretty tall, he is tall... So... Basically all vampires became "avatar alien"? (can't remember their name)

@oliviahammond5896

3 жыл бұрын

Pandorans I think?

@d.o.m.i.

3 жыл бұрын

na'avi lol

I'm absolutely feral for the thought of a werewolf girl gang

@noorlita

3 жыл бұрын

me too

@lydiac9118

3 жыл бұрын

God same

@mischr13

3 жыл бұрын

fear awl

@RUFFDRAFTCA

3 жыл бұрын

Ditto... im guessing theres some TrueBlood fanfic out there to make this happen?

@joshuamarvin7400

3 жыл бұрын

....Mmph.

Stephanie Meyer is really just out here writing AU fanfictions for her own books and honestly I'm here for it.

@justtrash4769

3 жыл бұрын

I see your TAZ profile pic and I appreciate it.

@johnthedork723

3 жыл бұрын

Are.. are you a member of the B.o.B.?

@janmelantu7490

3 жыл бұрын

@@justtrash4769 still a better AU than 50 Shades

@RexxyRobin

3 жыл бұрын

Better than what Rowling did when she decided to add a bunch of stuff after the fact. This way the author can take a new approach to their idea without telling fans how to read the original.

@safala

3 жыл бұрын

I was never a fan of twilight, but I love her writing fanfics of her own work. Correction: Never a fan = Watched the first movie, liked it, saw everyone hating on Twilight so never read the books/ watched other movies and pretended I hated Twilight.

Someday I'll become an author and write a gay "omg men have shoulders" scene

@angelenapulis9083

3 жыл бұрын

Pleeeeease do.

I was super excited for the 👏 WEREWOLF 👏 GIRL 👏 GANG and then... yeah. Excuse me while I go find some better lady werewolf fiction.

The entire existence of the Twilight series summarized: "Is it good, like as a narrative? Not really, but I'm having fun"

As a guy who just hit 30 and works at a college, EVERYONE asks me whether or not I’m taking classes. You can be older than me and still be a student. So yeah it would be so much less suspicious to just go to all the colleges and get all the degrees forever.

@juliakercsmar6587

3 жыл бұрын

I heard somewhere that in the book senior year edward and bella is actually looking for colleges because edward didnt want to hold bella back from normal human experiences. And i think some of the cullen kids must have some higher education.

@RainWelsh

3 жыл бұрын

@@juliakercsmar6587 I swear I remember hearing/ seeing something about how after they finish high school they go to college, get another BA, and then start back at another high school again. But it’s gotten to the point now where I can’t tell what’s actual canon and what’s Twilight Renaissance Shitposting, so 🤷🏻‍♀️

@Overused_Toothbrush

3 жыл бұрын

The thing is all of the colleges would start realizing “why does this kid have 20 degrees”

@sethsellers9786

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I remember they had like multiple convos about going to dartmouth or duke or some shit

@batsnghostz

3 жыл бұрын

Consider: college expensive

As a heterosexual bottom boy watching this has actually helped me to understand the appeal of the original story and I’m not sure how to feel about kinda being into the gender-swapped version

@Lucinoxe_Halliday

Жыл бұрын

Cringe culture is dead. Dance on its bones and spit on its grave.

@yossarian00

8 ай бұрын

there are dozens of us

As an ace person I would actually be extremely amused by a re-imagining of Twilight where Bella is just a lethargic aroace chilling in Forks, being besties with Jacob and Edward, who both might be supernatural creatures, who both might be into each other, and who both might come to her with all their relationship-werewolves vs. vampires-not supposed to be into each other- BS. While she's just there, sitting in the corner like "Uhhuh, sure, go for it dudes, but hey have you TASTED that mushroom ravioli they serve in this one place hold on you gotta go there on a date or something" :'D Okay, did I get way too into this? Mayyybe. An uninterested human protagonist being dragged into supernatural hijinks that don't concern her in any way? Amusedly following her two besties dance around the fact they're angsty supernatural queers? Yes please xD

@vogonp4287

3 жыл бұрын

I may actually write something like this. Permission to steal this idea?

@elieli2893

3 жыл бұрын

@@vogonp4287 Yes, absolutely, go for it! :D

@CalliopePony

3 жыл бұрын

I would totally read that.

@kmilamendez7396

3 жыл бұрын

@@vogonp4287 please do! jajsjsj I would love that

@KitAE0

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like the best thing to come out of Twilight. I'm in love with that idea, someone write and then send my way please! 😊

“Big buff vampire lady” How fitting considering the whole lady dimitrescu hype going on.

@donotgotthis

3 жыл бұрын

SHE'S 9'6"!! AAAHHHHH

@SpinoRexzillaEN25

3 жыл бұрын

@@donotgotthis yes

@pan.gremlin

3 жыл бұрын

Mark is such a simp lol

@necromelodia2432

3 жыл бұрын

I read the title, which cut off at the swapped twilight part, and straight away assumed this was about her

@ks_yes1491

3 жыл бұрын

😏

I love the implication that the piggyback ride is the official start of a heterosexual relationship

@Sandvichman.

3 жыл бұрын

i've seen it implied in sharing a singular slice of bread with jam on it

@EmbryW

3 жыл бұрын

Isn't that how all het relationships start?

@sophiatroanska1432

3 жыл бұрын

@@EmbryW I was about to argue. Until I realized that’s how my last situationship happened and now I hate you for it

@ronswasonbutcuter4474

3 жыл бұрын

I mean. I've only ever been in one hetero relationship... And I do recall piggyback rides being involved near the beginning......

@angelakumar6604

3 жыл бұрын

I piggybacked my friend dunno what that says about me

Fun fact: when I first read Twilight I read it in german and while I was vaguely aware that Twilight was a thing I didnt know the book I was reading was Twilight because the german titel is super long. So I was indeed one of those people actually curious what kind of cryptid he might turn out to be

@salem-01

Жыл бұрын

That’s fascinating

You're telling me Stephanie Meyer herself made what is effectively a monstergirl harem story by gender-swapping her own romance novel? That's a terrifying kind of brilliant.

"Get in loser we are going shopping - except they don't, because boys don't go shopping" I AM DEAD

@Margar02

3 жыл бұрын

As they leave the mall at which they were just shopping 🤔

@ReptilianTeaDrinker

3 жыл бұрын

@@Margar02 They're going to another one, for the full shopping experience.

when u asked if anyone has ever read twilight without knowing the premise: my dad started reading it in 2007 or so because he thought is was a supernatural type novel (not intended for teens). He told me he realized a few chapters in and stopped because he was BORED ahahaha

@EmmaH.Jensen

3 жыл бұрын

I started reading fifty shades when I was thirteen and quit after twelve pages because I thought the writing was bad. I didn't find out what the book was about until like two years later.

@z.kaminska130

3 жыл бұрын

@@EmmaH.Jensen I started reading it when I was 13 and pretty much immediately guessed that it was twilight fanfiction

@imbluedubbadee

3 жыл бұрын

Started reading It at 10-11, got to the part in book 2 where Edward goes to that weird place in Italy or whatever and is gonna walk out into the square. I got too confused by everything that was happening 😂 don't even know why I read that far

@iristhorne2536

3 жыл бұрын

I got an opposite story lol. When my godmother was brought to the movies to see twilight for the first time in movies, she didn't know what it was either, but she got super obsessed later on. I think she still has all the books

@yonicorn1641

3 жыл бұрын

my dad with every YA book I own, he asked me about the Mortal Instrument series at least a dozen times /I dont own all of the books, back when I read them I borrowed some from friends so now I have a really inconsistent collection/

the fact that this book exists just makes me hope that there will be a gender swapped 50 shades of grey

@gamertim4189

3 жыл бұрын

Depending of when it comes out, it would be either considered anti-men feminazi propaganda or some sort of masterpiece which details the problems of gender and the problems of how it affects perspective of good and evil. Last one would have to be made by someone else to happen but still.

@Vampgurl202

2 жыл бұрын

I might actually read something like that. Most likely not, but maybe

@thatb1h855

Жыл бұрын

god i wanna read that so bad

The part where SMayer describes Edith being so,,,,,, boney sounds an awful lot like anorexia fetishism

@angelenapulis9083

3 жыл бұрын

Right? Being able to see most of a girl's ribs through her shirt doesn't sound healthy!!

"The 20th anniversary of twilight is only four years away" why did you have to physically age me like that

@TheTrekkie12

3 жыл бұрын

I didn’t realize until this video that Twilight was a 2005 book, bc I was 8 then, so I read it all in like 7th or 8th grade thinking it was a new book

@rileyminnich4195

3 жыл бұрын

For real. That shit hit me where I live. I was 9 when it came out and didn't actually get into it until a couple years later, but BOY HOWDY do I feel old.

@pandapuff993

3 жыл бұрын

I was fifteen when Twilight came out. Y'all think YOU'RE old?!

@cbjgirl23

3 жыл бұрын

my first best friend got into it around the time the first movie came out, she was 10-12 at the time? i know i was 8 in 2008 when it came out as a movie

@gibsonn2018

3 жыл бұрын

I was 5 when the first book dropped 🧍🏾‍♀️

The virgin Edward vs the Chaddess Edythe

@rrrrogahtaylah2636

3 жыл бұрын

I had an out of body experience reading "Chaddess"

@lisasowa1195

3 жыл бұрын

Edythe would kill him without blinking and all of us know it

@aliceis9068

3 жыл бұрын

i need this illustrated in meme form immediately

@rbns9875

3 жыл бұрын

You won. This is the best comment

@justanotheranimationchanne5725

3 жыл бұрын

@@aliceis9068 on it

I genuinely wish there were more books like that. There _are_ guys who like strong women, and it's so refreshing to read a book in that vein that isn't outright smut. Edit: Also, I would absolutely carry bags for a woman who could break me in half with one hand.

"Are they going to sex before marriage in this one?" ~~~~~~~.....Stephanie.....~~~ I died lmao

The Cullens go to high school because they live in America and college is expensive

@koolaidman_

3 жыл бұрын

I mean they're rich as hell through insider trading so I don't think that's the problem

@changelingsys

3 жыл бұрын

truer words never spoken

"I want only bad lesbian content" GIRL SAME

@AMScarlet

3 жыл бұрын

Once you reach the level of having the same shitty quality media as the straights, you know you've achieved true equality.

@Eibarwoman

3 жыл бұрын

Catra wants bad lesbian content?

@samanthaknight5248

3 жыл бұрын

@@Eibarwoman idk if she means about Adora, but maybe

@ReptilianTeaDrinker

3 жыл бұрын

@@AMScarlet True.

@runeanonymous9760

3 жыл бұрын

I have several ideas for such a thing- mostly they just take the tropes of shitty yaoi and genderbend them (and the gender roles to an extent, meaning that butches are ukes and femmes are semes). One of the ideas came from my misreading the description for Citrus and my disappointment that it (or at least the anime version of it) is tragically non-toxic. I want more content like After They Left, and so am forced to plot out my romantic fantasy forced-masculinization thing by myself, and also the edgy magical girl soul-bond Citrus clone by myself

"If you've been having fun with the Twilight renaissance lately, you're probably a gay 20-something" my soul has been captured

“Dumb himbo wants a girlfriend that could kill him” is the greatest sentence I’ve ever heard in my life

Also that ending just makes me so sad for poor Charlie - imagine your kid leaving, saying horrible things to you, and then to your knowledge they die in a car crash. That must be absolutely soul crushing.

I really wanted to see how Stephanie Meyer would have continued this gender swap all the way to Breaking Dawn. Imagine trying to rewrite the birth scene with the roles reversed.

@kristenyarbrough4287

3 жыл бұрын

She would be forced to pull a bitch hartman omg

@RexxyRobin

3 жыл бұрын

Alien style!

@silvercheetah92

3 жыл бұрын

@@kristenyarbrough4287 I see what you did there

@yaboimagnus4776

3 жыл бұрын

trans beau trans beau trans beau

@QJ89

3 жыл бұрын

For some reason, I'm reminded of a situation like 'Hotel Transylvania 2'; how could Mavis / Edyth even become pregnant?

I cannot believe you left out the part where Edythe tackles Beau in the Cullen house. Imagining myself as Beau in that scene is my favorite thing ever. I also just want a hot vampire girlfriend who could kill me

@salem-01

Жыл бұрын

Oh my god

"Is anyone even named Royal?" Royal Wilder! Laura Ingalls Wilders brother-in-law, and my God that's a convoluted sentence

20th anniversary: role swapping Bella is a vampire, edward is a werewolf, and jacob is the human (and apparently bisexual) also its a polycule thank you goodnight

@redballoon9007

3 жыл бұрын

POLY RELATIONSHIP-

@batsnghostz

3 жыл бұрын

@@redballoon9007 as someone who is polyam themself, fuck YEAH

@Jessica-ge3zo

3 жыл бұрын

I read the polycule as polycute and immediately accepted that as its own thing, like it's a tag on ao3/tumblr for when it is poly and fluff.

@nickysze2673

3 жыл бұрын

Yes pls

@johannesseyfried7933

3 жыл бұрын

@@Jessica-ge3zo That *does* sound like something you would find on Tumblr. Or Archive of our own. There are *so* many God damn Tags!

"Dumb himbo who wants a woman who can kill him" is honestly a much more fun read.

“And she’s like, ‘You can’t imagine how that feels’” ...I... um. 😳 My ears? Let me know when sapphic Twilight comes out, I’ll read it or watch it or whatever in a HEARTBEAT.

“I was so lost in the hubris of simping for muscular women that I-“ BEST WORDS EVER

HOW COME WHEN SHE SAID "EDITH WITH AN I" I THOUGHT SHE MEANT "IDITH"

@srorrim

3 жыл бұрын

ikr i was mad confused ☠️

@waxwingsfall

3 жыл бұрын

I read it the same way and was like Idith with a y??? Ydith

@gentlesandladymen

3 жыл бұрын

@@waxwingsfall Y I D T H

Wait a minute, a lesbian fan fic rewrite of Twilight? Hell yeah, I'm so ready for 50 Shades of Flannel.

@ClowncoreisCool

3 жыл бұрын

Funny you should say that, because I'm pretty sure Fifty shades of Gray actually started as Twilight fanfiction.

@toriistorii6939

3 жыл бұрын

@@ClowncoreisCool It absolutely did! It was called Master of the Universe

@miriamwheeler8104

3 жыл бұрын

BHAHAHA

@jeremysmith4620

3 жыл бұрын

@@ClowncoreisCool It did, it absolutely did. The main changes between the two were swapping the key fantasy elements. The original Twilight series relied on vampire fantasy tropes, while 50 Shades instead embraced the fantasy element that a graduate, fresh out of college, got a job in her chosen field.

@Rain-np7tk

3 жыл бұрын

I WILL BUY THE SHIT OUT OF 50 SHADES OF FLANNEL

ok but I can totally picture kristen Stewart’s Bella in her flannels and her tom boyish looks and some small very strong ginger vampire girl and now im sad that it doesnt exist. Twilight is both a gift and a curse

“Twilight is just kind of about meeting someone who vibes with your personal brand of weird on a spiritual level.”

I just realized that there’s a huge worm-on-a-string in the bed

@Sgublaka94

3 жыл бұрын

You must be new here 🤠

@annahs.channel

3 жыл бұрын

You must be new

@creepyicee

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sgublaka94 not really I just never noticed it lol

@allanagiles9470

3 жыл бұрын

thats uncle pickle to you

@HelplessFangirl

3 жыл бұрын

*He*

"When I'm afraid I get sexy" That's it! You boiled Twilight in all of it's incarnations down to it's bare essentials!

Wish we could have an Edward Cullen with multiple PhDs, but tbh it’s more realistic that they stay in high school. College be expensive as hell and high school be free so no shade on daddy Carlisle for not wanting to pay for ALL of their degrees

"You're probably a gay twenty something" I feel called out as a gay thirty something XD

hear me out: satan was a lesbian netflix adaptation

@0h899

3 жыл бұрын

Oh my god YES

@gothiccck6296

3 жыл бұрын

But amazon could do it like American gods

@jennbaker6964

3 жыл бұрын

No need to hear you out I’m SOLD

@z-beeblebrox

3 жыл бұрын

Casually violent all-lesbian cast in an operatic crime movie framework centered around a tragic love story where everybody dies - tbh I'm astonished this doesn't already exist. You'd think there'd be a 70s sexploitation movie that covers all those bases, but apparently not!

@ReptilianTeaDrinker

3 жыл бұрын

I'm here for it.

i never understood how bella fell for edward so quick, especially after learning he was a vampire, but now... now my lesbian brain finally understands

We need a pin or merch that says “Step On Me Mother” LOL

I love how she goes on a tangent about lesbian twilight Also I can't believe stephanie meyer said himbo rights. Edit: I love how she says biscotti That was adorable Edit edit: "step on me mother" me with the tall vampire lady from the new resident evil

I SAW THE TITLE AND IM HERE FOR IT

@jollydead_punk5567

3 жыл бұрын

HELL YEAAAHH

@kaviweaver5152

3 жыл бұрын

YES

@Nicole-gl5ho

3 жыл бұрын

Its at 666 I don't want to like it

@izstrella

3 жыл бұрын

I WITNESSED THE LIKES HIT 666 ON YOUR COMMENT AND IT WAS GLORIOUS

It’s weird because Edward absolutely gets peg by Bella in the original but in this Edyth DEFINITELY pegs Beau

@bobbioleary1266

3 жыл бұрын

pegging is a constant

@dexa6623

3 жыл бұрын

@@bobbioleary1266 🌟Pegging🌟is🌟a🌟constant🌟

@suides4810

3 жыл бұрын

Wait what

I want more vampire fiction with naïve himbo MCs and androgenous, angsty, cool, strong, 6 ft vampire women.

@soggos732

Жыл бұрын

literally markiplier

@VaatiOfDarkness

11 ай бұрын

Tsukihime (although Arcueid is way cooler than any Twilight vampire)

5:36 As someone who has a friend who’s family all have “royal” names, I can confirm Royal is a real name. Her little brother’s name is quite literally, just Royal. It’s great.

This book is all about MEN 👏GETTING👏 PEGGED👏 and I’m HERE for it

@fairycat23

3 жыл бұрын

I read that in Elena Doubleca5t's voice.

@UraniumEater59

3 жыл бұрын

@@fairycat23 WHY DID YOU MAKE ME DO THAT TOO

@selfconfidenceisnotacrime9031

3 жыл бұрын

Doubleca5t plagues me even when not watching her videos

@zoeyvalkyrie

2 жыл бұрын

I can hear the clapping in this comment.

@LieutenantSheep

Жыл бұрын

Absolutely

I too have the same requirements in a gf as Beau: -not like other girls -vampire -could kill me

I love how Stephanie Meyer accidentally subverted gender roles and I realized while watching this how starved I am for media that does that. And how sexist the original twilight was

I realize this does not fit her physical description at all, but the way Baufort thinks about and treats her makes me visualise Edyth as Lady Dimitrescu from Resident Evil

@crowdemon_archives

3 жыл бұрын

LMFAO

“Is anyone even named royal” I have a cousin named Royal.... his mom is insane tho so draw your own conclusions

@johannesseyfried7933

3 жыл бұрын

Why couldn't she have just named him Roy? That's a normal enough Name. "Royal" sounds like the long lost Brother of the Rodriguez Siblings: Rocket, Racer and......Royal.

@lillian394

3 жыл бұрын

@@johannesseyfried7933 i think she didn’t want to name him Roy because personally I feel like that sounds too much like Royce and that’s pretty fucked up switch up her name to something close to who abused her before gender flip

"Himbo who wants a woman who can kill him." The internet after Resident Evil 8's trailer dropped.

@z-beeblebrox

3 жыл бұрын

But also me in high school, where my perfect fantasy girlfriend would be a secret agent who knew deadly martial arts, had an extensive knife collection, and made me vaguely fear for my life any time we were together.

@ReptilianTeaDrinker

3 жыл бұрын

@@z-beeblebrox Will Smith: That's hot!

@jasminel8166

3 жыл бұрын

i want to imagine gender swapped edward looks like lady dimitrescu

@espeon871

3 жыл бұрын

@@jasminel8166 i never thought it was possible to simp for someone even more

"lauren on the other hand sounds like some basic girl with an annoying boyfriend named kevin" me, a lesbian: hmm

@callies3789

3 жыл бұрын

Kevin can be a girl's name babe dw haven't you seen Up??

as a confirmed lesbian, every day of my life i have a "oh my god women have shoulders" scene, so honestly I understand the need to point it out with every book, I do because really-women. Shoulders. Right?