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@francisfn2780

3 жыл бұрын

Noti

@mahesvara8364

3 жыл бұрын

Noti gang

@ddgotitong

3 жыл бұрын

Hi

@1-800-CHRISSY

3 жыл бұрын

Oh

@MinisDunyasi5

3 жыл бұрын

Yey!

Shower Thought: Ever word in every language started out as gibberish until one person convinced enough people what they said was a real word.

@RGC_animation

3 жыл бұрын

Probably not the case

@deanofarrell1881

3 жыл бұрын

Thats trapolf, absolutely true

@Userfulpo

3 жыл бұрын

Well maybe the first languages but not languages that stem from other languages already have something to base it on and some words are the same in one language as another

@moalston4203

3 жыл бұрын

That what a dictionary is for to dictate what thw definition of words are

@windestruct

3 жыл бұрын

Come back 3000 years later to see what this means. Usye jysw h sus usgew ksuzyw idtxe jzopa aueuw sjer suuissy yxtdjs kslsodjd gasgbx mxnnc jxop.

"The Internet is filled with some of the most beautiful and creative things out there": Shows a clip of the annoying orange

@__-yz1ob

3 жыл бұрын

It's also filled with some rather colorful pieces of art

@AxxLAfriku

3 жыл бұрын

I don't have any friends because they are ashamed of the videos I upload. Are they really that bad, dear bb

@mattb4640

3 жыл бұрын

Crazy Frog, The Annoying Orange, EpicMealTime.... it might all be bad content by today's standards but it captures a moment. It's history now.

@lazerlight9258

3 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku what a great way to publish your channel smh

@anthoniegrandison2548

3 жыл бұрын

@@__-yz1ob like danny duncan, imdontai and mr beast

Shower Thought: Earth's birthday silently passes every year and nobody knows when it is

@stickyschannel8497

3 жыл бұрын

Are you sure about that ? It's called the New Years Eve. I go to her party every year man.

@SheagleArk

3 жыл бұрын

@@stickyschannel8497 not necessarily, we don't know the date the earth was formed, and as of now, it's impossible to know.

@stickyschannel8497

3 жыл бұрын

@@SheagleArk Yeah we may not know the exact date because it was way before humans even came to existence so we can just aproximate from the theory of some people who decided (with science) when this planet started existing. But I thought that as he says the birthday of Earth it's every year because it takes one year for the Earth to orbit the sun. And we celebrate every year when a new year starts.

@WhimsyLove

3 жыл бұрын

Its probably every few years

@epycperson

3 жыл бұрын

Earth was formed very slowly, so there is no peculiar birthday

Shower Thought: waiters spend their days bringing food to other people's tables in order to bring food to their own table

@MajintheGr80n3

3 жыл бұрын

That's deep

@foxylovers290

3 жыл бұрын

Others first right?

@givemechoco9753

3 жыл бұрын

DEEP

@the.abhiram.r

3 жыл бұрын

and in most cases depend on whether who they bring food to will pay them more than they asked for

@thehairylarry

3 жыл бұрын

Why are they called waiters if we're the ones waiting?

Shower Thought: Turtles can never have sleepovers because they always sleep in their own homes.

@babybenjiitopic435

3 жыл бұрын

We all sleep over, earth is home

@itssssammi

3 жыл бұрын

But turtles can't retract into their shell, do you mean tortoises? Or are you meaning that they have their 'home' aka shell as a kind of safety rather than physical home? Sorry I'm just confused

@Polo-zz5oc

3 жыл бұрын

@@itssssammi Turtles can retract into their shell, not fully but pretty close

@itssssammi

3 жыл бұрын

@@Polo-zz5oc ah, ok, I didn't know that, I only get hawksbills where I live :) Thank you for the information!

@neelamchoudhary5940

3 жыл бұрын

@@babybenjiitopic435 finally big brain

Sometime in history, someone was in a coma but everyone thought they were dead, so they were buried, even though they were initially alive.

@RGC_animation

3 жыл бұрын

Yup

@CertainOverlord

3 жыл бұрын

well that has probably happened to thousands of ppl, we just dont know cuz, well, ya know.....

@ALCRAN2010

3 жыл бұрын

Saved by the bell

@CertainOverlord

3 жыл бұрын

@@ALCRAN2010 literally lol

@manoharmishra8172

3 жыл бұрын

they die so peacefully, no pain

"Did you know that barbie has more movies than the entire marvel cinematic universe" Me: Wait how does he- Aperture: Do not ask how!

@Equa11ysurl

3 жыл бұрын

He just knows.

@shiro_mafaalu1540

3 жыл бұрын

We must know the truth

"Why are humans scared of getting bitten by spiders when we have more teeth than them" Well last time I checked my teeth dont inject a deadly venom that can do ungodly things.

@cobaltblaze748

3 жыл бұрын

Ever heard of tetanus? Humans can give it with a bite(btw I know its not the same just saying it because its similar.

@itz_yoma_3450

3 жыл бұрын

@@cobaltblaze748 omw to get tetanus

@lifesabitch4403

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh everyone's stupid except you and me lmao

@midnightgamer2158

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@random20000

3 жыл бұрын

Or maybe the last time I checked i don't want to bite a spider- ew 👁👄👁

Who else here thinks his voice is one of the most calm sounds in existence?

@lenhle_

3 жыл бұрын

always!!!

@stephencurry3502

3 жыл бұрын

me

@swiftzee23

3 жыл бұрын

thats why im listening to this while im sick!

@choicethetaurus

3 жыл бұрын

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@earfquake3989

3 жыл бұрын

@@choicethetaurus Your lucky this sounds good or else you would get a lot of hate

“If life is a game, does that mean pregnant women are game developers?” That’s not even a shower thought that’s a literal pun.

@cobaltblaze748

3 жыл бұрын

A pun he thought of in the shower.

@khytron06

3 жыл бұрын

Thats like saying a respawn button in a game is the creator of your character.

@simpleone9181

3 жыл бұрын

I understood it, but I don't 'understand' it

@starlord8306

3 жыл бұрын

I read this as soon as that part came

@CrumbyCrumbs

2 жыл бұрын

That's crazy

"You have your own unique font." YOOOO

@midnightgamer2158

3 жыл бұрын

YOOOOOOOOOO

@lyn3262

2 жыл бұрын

YOOOOOOOOO

@toxicbubblegum2231

2 жыл бұрын

To bad mines ugly

@toxicbubblegum2231

2 жыл бұрын

@BlackHole true true I just dislike looking at it

@potatoesandducks958

2 жыл бұрын

@@toxicbubblegum2231 (Y) Same

PREGNANT WOMEN ARE GAME DEVELOPERS

@blmb4274

3 жыл бұрын

.......... HUUUUAAAAAAHHHHHHH

@midnightgamer2158

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahaha

@paleocrastination6957

2 жыл бұрын

Or spawn points

The sequel we have all been waiting for

@zulzo

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@1-800-CHRISSY

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@choicethetaurus

3 жыл бұрын

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@wonderland.5

3 жыл бұрын

@@choicethetaurus i would dislike but they way you self promo is pretty funny so i let it go. plus the song isnt half bad.

@redwave4738

3 жыл бұрын

@@choicethetaurus Im impressed this promo is actually decent

i clicked faster than an elementary school relationship when I saw “shower thoughts” in the title

@eziisreal

3 жыл бұрын

same

@choicethetaurus

3 жыл бұрын

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@wonderland.5

3 жыл бұрын

@@choicethetaurus While i don’t encourage it. This not a bad self promo.

@redwave4738

3 жыл бұрын

@@choicethetaurus Best self promo ive ever heard tbh. wish i was kidding

@Michijoy

3 жыл бұрын

@@choicethetaurus this self promo has literally brought back my dad and gave me a million dollars

“for some reason lemon soda and lime soda taste different” every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

my coach always tells me "practice doesnt make perfect, perfect practice makes perfect"

When the world needed him most, he returned

@AdenCao20

3 жыл бұрын

He literally posted last week

@john7946

3 жыл бұрын

He never left

@urhotmatua

3 жыл бұрын

Nah I was talking about Stock Footage Uber Driver #9

@choicethetaurus

3 жыл бұрын

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@stephencurry3502

3 жыл бұрын

*vanished

I've been waiting for this shower for so long the water even got cold

@ar_shon

3 жыл бұрын

What? 😂

@zulzo

3 жыл бұрын

The water is gone haha

@zulzo

3 жыл бұрын

The water is gone haha

@motelfish4075

3 жыл бұрын

Someone pass the soap

@lonleylemon9806

3 жыл бұрын

Whoa

You are the main character of your life, a side character in the life of your friends, and an NPC in the life of strangers you meet. Well, don't meet along the way. All we can really do is try to be the best character we can be. Whether we're in front or center, or just somewhere in the background. Because at the end of the day, you don't know how much your role, as tiny as it might seem, can affect someone's plotline.

@pondrever7795

3 жыл бұрын

May We have a talk?

@sharismad

3 жыл бұрын

Side button + home

@30percentBattery

2 жыл бұрын

That's deep

@xian5087

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks i cant hear

@caelebsdominoesandmarblese9736

2 жыл бұрын

Hmm... seems like a good concept

"We as a species are getting better". Karens: *Are you sure about that*

its back!!!!!!!

@choicethetaurus

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/e4yExNunfqXJpqQ.html

@earfquake3989

3 жыл бұрын

@@choicethetaurus Ngl i thought this was gonna be some trash self promo but i was wrong

@earfquake3989

3 жыл бұрын

@@choicethetaurus Im lowkey vibin with this

@spaceboy2475

3 жыл бұрын

@@choicethetaurus Finally, a self promo that isn't trash

@pogbog9303

3 жыл бұрын

@@choicethetaurus Best self promo ive ever heard tbh. wish i was kidding

Shower Thought: It is impossible to touch any reflection that is not your own.

@RGC_animation

3 жыл бұрын

?

@kingkayfabe5358

3 жыл бұрын

Because your finger in the reflection will always be in the way.

@kingkayfabe5358

3 жыл бұрын

@@RGC_animation You're welcome.

@Userfulpo

3 жыл бұрын

No shit

@minmins7493

3 жыл бұрын

omg

After he said: "So, laugh before the joke timer goes out.", I thought the rest of the entire video was a joke. .

@dusky2748

2 жыл бұрын

yes same, i was waiting the entire thing for the joke 😂

@CoolWinter

2 жыл бұрын

Same, I was desperately waiting for the joke

@DagreenApple

Жыл бұрын

so you started laughing ?

Imagine if our world is a video game for someone and we dont even know

@freya157

3 жыл бұрын

That person is God.

@soup948

3 жыл бұрын

"And they were roommates"

@midnightgamer2158

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahahahaha

Aperture: "traffic lights are amazing" Meanwhile, roundabouts that are even safer, more efficient, and cheaper to maintain: "am I a joke to you?"

@goat6354

3 жыл бұрын

I destroyed your 69 likes

@ciankiwi7753

3 жыл бұрын

Roundabouts are The shit. None of this cross junction crap

@bramdehullu8591

3 жыл бұрын

@@pawsindmeinlieblingsfach3518 I always feel bad when that happens

@MarloSoBalJr

3 жыл бұрын

I wish my city would just do simple evaluations and install roundabouts cos 70% of the driver's stupidly just fly through the lights

@mosesknerl6681

3 жыл бұрын

Ok, But there can be too many roundabouts everything has a place including a four way.

4:23 basically, the whole bee movie plot

I would highly recommend you to start a podcast in spotify

Shower though: everyone is trapped in a lair of skin and its almost impossible to leave it

@Jloffy

2 жыл бұрын

almost

@ieatbananaswiththepeel4782

2 жыл бұрын

*almost*

@emperork5402

2 жыл бұрын

Almost.

Aperture: post a new shower of thoughts My brain: it's time to doubt reality and have some identity and existential crisis! ✨

i always love shower thoughts because they give you new perceptions on life

@zulzo

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I agree

@zulzo

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I agree

I'm colorblind, and I can assure that i see the "red" light red and the "green" light blue, don't ask me how that shit works bc I don't know

His voice just makes me feel comfortable...

It's funny how the person who disliked the video had notifications on

@Userfulpo

3 жыл бұрын

When a youtuber I used to like gets too far away from what they were originally I’ll dislike then unsub never to watch again. I’ve done this a couple times and with over a million subscribers maybe someone else did that?

@apexerl7064

3 жыл бұрын

@@Userfulpo well just saying kinda messed up and rude instead of disliking them just leave them alone

@sekeb338

3 жыл бұрын

@@apexerl7064 then tell me why there is a dislike button. To give positive feedback you might give a like and if you think the video is bad then give a dislike. And if a KZreadr sees that his video has a lot of dislikes he will see that his viewers didn't like what he posted. Yes, they can just say I don't give a fuck about dislikes and I'm gonna do what I like and that's perfectly fine. I just wanted to say that giving a dislike isn't rude it's just feedback

He's gonna do these for so long that they end up becoming "bath thoughts" when he's elderly.

@DevenTalks

3 жыл бұрын

This made me spit my milk out my nose

@PineappleRind

3 жыл бұрын

@@DevenTalks This made me spit my milk out my nose

@varindergill1290

3 жыл бұрын

@@PineappleRindThis made me spit my milk out my nose

@CoolSkeleton-zb9eu

3 жыл бұрын

@@varindergill1290 This made me spit my milk out my nose

@RevStar_

3 жыл бұрын

@@CoolSkeleton-zb9eu This made me spit my milk out of my nose

Time for the next episode of “I Should Be Asleep but Instead I’m Watching This.”

@dannypipewrench533

2 жыл бұрын

What's funny is, until this video, I have exclusively watched these AFTER 1 A.M.

@SuperChargeTheDumDum

2 жыл бұрын

I’m watching this at 2 am lol

For those who don't know the song that playing at 00:01 is called sunset by lonely

@TroyIsLyco

3 жыл бұрын

Appretiated!!!

@TM-vh1qg

3 жыл бұрын

Hey at 3:50 what song is it? I've been looking for more than 1 hour

*Shower thought :* When you are waiting in a restaurant for the waiter to bring the food, aren't you the 'waiter' then?

@coolbeans5992

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@zulzo

3 жыл бұрын

Both of you are

@kilogram9559

3 жыл бұрын

@@SnickersEatsCookies maybe idk

@Scythe149

3 жыл бұрын

@@SnickersEatsCookies maybe😂

@choicethetaurus

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/e4yExNunfqXJpqQ.html

This is the most thought provoking channel... ever! The Internet is a blessing because of you.

i downloaded every video of urs and made it into a audio playlist so that i can listen to it when i want to distract myself or be at peace or relax my mind.

@jeshurandianga1251

2 жыл бұрын

Shit i thought i was the only person who did this.. I also did it with persuit of wonder videos.

Is it weird that shower thoughts are just a way of expressing things that make you think into them

Note: A remake of Shower Thoughts, since he hasn’t done one in 1 month. Also, (Try to read this in Aperture’s Voice.) This is original, I made this (very obvious), but SOME (like 2) of the shower thoughts have already been made. Life is the most difficult exam, many people fail because they try to copy others, not realizing that everyone has a different question paper. That was a quote by Jeremy McGilvrey. Speaking of failing, how come we try not to fail in many stuff, but some of the most famous people have failed a lot? Like Albert Einstein, Bill Gates, Walt Disney, and many more have failed numerous times. So how come we try to not fail our grades in school? Also, school is supposed to be learning new things, but how come we’ve learned the same things, generation after generation? *Welcome To Shower Thoughts.* Suicide is something very serious, but if sleeping is like a checkpoint in a game, is killing yourself just quitting the game? Speaking of games, people all over the world have probably spent hours upon hours, on a game we would not play in months, maybe even years. Be honest, we all have. Soon, it’ll disappear in some random device, and nobody will ever see it. Some of you guys are probably gonna scroll down, cause this is a pretty long comment, but for those of you still here. Thank you. Anyways, back to the topic. Gaming is for friends and random people communicate online, but for those people who have been home and haven’t really gone outside much, doesn’t that mean they were already social distancing? LOL. A slang used by everybody. But do you guys ever wonder at one point “Who made that first...?” Or maybe who made that meme, game, car, etc? Like the Famous Rick Astley. (It’s really amazing) Like, it’s weird how he thought it would blow up. Well, it did, but not in a way he thought he would. Have you ever thought about how taking out the trash and doing laundry is the same? It kind of is. We’re just stuffing clothes into a laundry machine that will be recycled. For taking out the trash, we’re just stuffing trash into a bin, that’ll later be recycled or destroyed sooner or later too. If trees are breathing and living things, aren’t woodcutters and lumberjacks killers? Guess that’s probably how Lumberjack Man got his killing instincts from. Now, we’ve all seen somebody say “The youngest picture of you is the oldest picture of you”, but doesn’t that work the other way around? The quote “The world isn’t centered around you” is actually wrong. Sorry Steve Hawkins. But seriously, some people have a condition where they think they’re the spotlight, and that everyone is looking at them. So, technically, the world is centered around them. Well, not really, but their condition makes them think so. Fans are basically like our lungs, we can make fans and lungs stop, we can turn them on, it’s automatic (for some) and it’s basically a motor. Now, we’re done. But, if you’re still here, I want you to do something. It’s pretty simple. Go to the third paragraph, where I talked about the famous Rick roll. Now, go to the first letter it shows every line. Like when I said or. Now, once you’ve put the words together it should’ve said LOL, right? Then add it with this sentence “You got Rick rolled.” Thank you for your time, *SAY GOODBYE.*

@danielaraya927

3 жыл бұрын

wow, just wow

@Userfulpo

3 жыл бұрын

The rickroll thing makes no sense what are you talking about

@spook_ie3139

3 жыл бұрын

@@Userfulpo Do you see where I said “LOL, OR, LIKE”? I meant it like that. If you put the first words together, it puts LOL. Once you add “You got rickrolled”, you have “LOL you got rickrolled”

@Userfulpo

3 жыл бұрын

@@spook_ie3139 are you on a computer

@spook_ie3139

3 жыл бұрын

@@Userfulpo yup. I think it doesn’t make sense for you cause you’re on mobile..

I do not think I can put the overwhelming feeling of happiness into words when I saw “shower thoughts”. You are a good man Aperture, thank you

With every 'shower thoughts' videos of yours, my whole perception of seeing life changes. These thoughts make we Awaken...🙃

@dannypipewrench533

2 жыл бұрын

@Monke sama The woke need to wake up. Gasoline prices are rising, and now my highway adventure schedule is delayed. That is the second time this year.

10:47 Yo that last sentence hit different

His vids are such a vibe... so calming and relaxing

1:45 I really like this part because this is where he goes into a perfect definition of one of my favorite words, sonder :3

I really like this stream-of-consciousness-type format - great job! PS - I love the effect of coffee bag texture you used in the first cadre, it's pure awesome :)

goddamn man, you really are improving with every content you put out, as an early sub i felt so proud of you

Shower thought:if your life was an anime then your dreams would be the filler episodes

@melon_breadmay

3 жыл бұрын

:o

@Tacodrum5

3 жыл бұрын

Or even a commercial break

Thank you for pointing out humanity is, little by little, getting better every day! It might seem everything gets worse and yesterday life was better, but every day we are curing more disease, discovering amazing things, decrease hunger and learn more about each other! We all might be divided about serious issues, and looking at the news we are constantly arguing, but we are “talking”. It’s a shit time, but even now we are improving

I show your videos to put my kids to sleep, I’m not saying you’re boring, your videos are informative and the tone of voice is very calming. It’s the best bedtime story.

Shower thought: When you pick a flower it instantly dies since it has no soil. And putting it in water is basically like freezing a dead body.

Lol I was just watching your videos, perfect timing

The best series on KZread is back!

You really deliver the best quality contents. I thought I couldn't open a KZread channel cause there are a lot people out there who can deliver better quality contents than me. But you really inspired me to open one. Thank you! Keep up the good work.👍

Showerthought: Like our shadows are 2d projections of us we might be 3D projections of 4d beings.

haven’t watched but already liked!!

Shower thoughts from Aperture will never get old.

I love this channel so much it's so good to watch when i'm bored, it gives me so much to think about

Just a whole vibe🙂.

I just watched shower thoughts I the the shower. This is the peak of humanity right here.

The hand with water at 3:49 completely ruined my night lol

It is 5 am... I needed this

Shower thoughts: a hospital is the only place where people don’t enter but leave

I want to take a course on understanding the psychology of those who disliked this video

your voice is so nice to listen to and honestly perfect for these shower thoughts videos

The feeling I get after watching this video has not been named yet.Love you man❤️.

the backround music do be popping off doe

"That space toilet isn't gonna scrub itself." -Aperture

it's kinda amazing how time passes so fast while watching his videos, it's just calm and takes your mind to a tour

These videos make me reaaaaly calm and relaxed! Thank you :)

Cant take phone to bathroom..Atleast wont get bored while bathing now... thanks Aperture

"Does that mean that pregnant women are game developers?" you got my sub dude.

This series is like a bed time story. I love it 🤧

6:05 THANK YOU, I’m so glad I’m not the only one who thought of that. I’ve just gotten confused looks whenever I mention it.

People with great intelligence could be reincarnated people like some children who have memories of their inner lives. These people would not necessarily remember their old lives, but they would learn and understand things quickly because they have already learned all these things in the past.

If all humans had superpowers the UFC would be like Mortal Kombat

@Publicenemey1

3 жыл бұрын

If all humans had superpowers, would they even be considered "super"?

@chakotaymunsami7741

3 жыл бұрын

@@Publicenemey1 syndrome: everyone can be super......and when everyone super........ No one would be!

You are literraly the best KZreadr You get me into my senses And get me to think Thank you

I love shower thoughts videos its so calming and so nice

Hi y’all have a great day!

@lonleylemon9806

3 жыл бұрын

You too! :D

8:35 This is so sad cuz the “Hi Welcome to Chili’s guy is dead”

@projectwealthp6

3 жыл бұрын

He didnt produce comtent

I can literally fall asleep listening to your voice it's so relaxing

When you post a shower thoughts video, I'm on it like white on rice served on a paper plate with a glass of milk in a snow storm. Love these👍

I have never been this early to hearing this narrator spitting facts.

Ah yes, "I should be asleep but instead I'm fueling my brian with more thoughts to keep me up"

This is without a doubt my favourite youtube channel

Gimme the soundtracc boi, its heavenly :) Also, this channel is luvly.

"In the world you seem to be alone, as does everyone else. It appears that loneliness is your state here, that only if you are fortunate do you find someone to share your life with meaningfully. Certainly this is in contrast to your Ancient Home, where everyone is included and everything is complete." *Steps to Knowledge - The Book of Inner Knowing* - take the Steps to your Ancient Home

@stephencurry3502

3 жыл бұрын

wow

@hyoyoung2631

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you!

@piafilms2804

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you kindly, Ivan. This is much appreciated.

Shower thought : There was a time when there were no Classic Cars. 🚗

i truly love your videos keep it up man :)

3:00 that was the nicest pause ever lmao

Shower Thoughts : World's Best Channel Aperture.

What song is playing in this video at the beginning? Its so chill.

Thank you for actually doing voiced shower thoughts and not just a random bots

seems like you're putting lot of effort into the content, it shows g

I was looking for an anime to watch until this notification popped up..

Every joke has a different timer Except when you smoke weed😂😂😂

Please bring this back bro! These are really cool!

Everything he says fits together so perfectly