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@DanRichter

Жыл бұрын

Each masterworks ad = 1 dislike. Stop selling yourself short for this garbage company.

@JaysonT1

Жыл бұрын

The Rebecca thing is totally unnecessary

@sirerbse

Жыл бұрын

@@JaysonT1 nah it was great

@Parialated

Жыл бұрын

This undoes all value

@prsimoibn2710

Жыл бұрын

Since when cousins were incest? Now that's a question you should have asked Rebecca, before.. you know

rebecca being the biggest plot twist

@RisingRevengeance

Жыл бұрын

Heartwarming story, they broke up but are still family

@SarahSkinnyJeans

Жыл бұрын

Lmao right what

@frostamatus

Жыл бұрын

@@RisingRevengeance I still watch their videos.

@gino______2485

Жыл бұрын

​@@RisingRevengeance or are they?

@TonysRagequit

Жыл бұрын

Ah, like my man Chris Redfield used to say: "REBECCA!!!!"

the subtle humour with the interesting facts is just so elite

@joanna4500

Жыл бұрын

yeahh it rly makes the video more enjoyable to watch

@rgerber

Жыл бұрын

i'm sure he had a long and hard thought about it

@danwatts8841

Жыл бұрын

I did hear him steal a jim Jeffries joke.

@ytisfulloffreaks4189

Жыл бұрын

Why does he think we GAF about the Relationship though? Werid asf to me lol wtf

@ytisfulloffreaks4189

Жыл бұрын

@@lebohangmorake776 u may need to grow up

But you know what is big thick and long......... The giraffe's neck.

@razorwork1

Жыл бұрын

Their eyelashes too!

@duckduck_snooze

Жыл бұрын

Had us in the first half ngl

@wendy7723

Жыл бұрын

@@duckduck_snooze he did lol

@misc3741

Жыл бұрын

nah bro made me thought he was gonna be a NSFW channel for a sec there 💀

@muraleexo

Жыл бұрын

I didn't like the comment as it has 69 likes

Imagine how Rebecca must feel if she’s actually real

@Ruzzky_Bly4t

Жыл бұрын

She's probably proud of her cousin.

@jooseph_

Жыл бұрын

or is she?

@coolbeans5992

10 ай бұрын

@@Ruzzky_Bly4t🤨

@420mrdick

9 ай бұрын

I hope she is real and has seen this. 😂

I love how you're transitionning so smoothly from fact to fact, adding a dose of humour here and there.

perfect balance between fact and humour, love it

“That’s just the sound of tortoises having sex” Bro’s got me rolling 💀💀💀

@SuperTort0ise

Жыл бұрын

💀💀💀

@rosecavdarovski5522

Жыл бұрын

@@SuperTort0isebro

@nekemli2622

Жыл бұрын

bro got the disease where he can't start a sentence without saying "bro" and "💀"

@SuperTort0ise

Жыл бұрын

@@nekemli2622 bro 💀💀💀

@nekemli2622

Жыл бұрын

@@SuperTort0ise bro bro 💀💀💀💀 bro bro 👁️👄👁️👄💯👄😭😭😭💀💀💀bro bro

Apurture finally added some lore

Thank you for this video. We appreciate your dedication and consistency.

@kneelesh48

Жыл бұрын

Rebecca doesn't 😭

2:33 The bro's spitting absolute bars while reading the name. Rhythm and everything.

@BunchOfGreyGrapes

8 ай бұрын

And he said it wrong

We can still be cousins broke me lmao

What a fantastic weaving of facts and romance in two unrelated subjects; humor well placed. To captivate an audience and keep it engaged is quite difficult, to keep an audience's attention while presenting scientific information with names and numbers is Mission Impossible and in this video not only he accomplished this but also threw in his sponsor's commercial seamlessly and closely tied in to the presentation. Well done, well done...Sofa King genius!

2:30 Why does he sound like he’s dropping an F bomb at the beginning 💀

@parsafarjammusic28

Жыл бұрын

Glad I'm not the only one to hear it

@Ryan-gc3sd

Жыл бұрын

😂

@veritasdeutsch6608

Жыл бұрын

it's because in the Māori language, wh often just sounds like f

@alexkitty149

Жыл бұрын

@@veritasdeutsch6608the Māori language is honestly beautiful

@veritasdeutsch6608

Жыл бұрын

@@alexkitty149 no doubt about that

Thanks. Love your "shower thoughts" episodes. Thats what got me to subscribe a couple years ago. Stay safe and much success.

@gegebubsjnsu6505

Жыл бұрын

Another bat* lyrics. I apreciate that🌝

holding back his giggle at 1:27 made me giggle

The "many people do", I misinterpreted to mean "live with all of these removed bones and organs" and laughed at the idea of so many people just being empty flesh sacks with absolutely no ill effect.

I need more Rebecca from time to time. That plot twist at the end lol

That ending was ominous..

Speaking of Dinosaurs, here's another interesting fact about time. The T-Rex lived closer in time to humans than it did to the Stegosaurus Rex.

@Crow_Rising

Жыл бұрын

Stegosaurus Rex? Is that a typo or is this some funky chimera I've not heard about?

@kevinmcgrath8310

Жыл бұрын

It’s the hybrid off-spring between a t-Rex and steg who got drunk at an end of the world party , I think .

Hold on a minute, are we just gonna ignore what bro said in the ending 💀

@JonLikes2Jam

Жыл бұрын

what are you doing step cousin

That awkward pause after "Do you know what's really really long?" 🤣🤣🤣

4:27 “The invention of the iPhone in 2007 is closer to the existence of Cleopatra than Cleopatra was to the building of the pyramids of Giza.” That’s really counterintuitive! 😮Thank you, from Tokyo.🙋‍♀️

love how you can turn fact-reading into an entertaining story time

Now you're obligated to do a followup on the Rebecca story! Does Aperture get back with his cousin he loves so much???

That transition from video to ad was almost criminal

I love the humor in this video 😭

@SkyPearlzG

Жыл бұрын

Same 😭

That side story was wild

bro's transitions were insane. 👌

I'm just chilling listening to interesting fact and all of a sudden I hear "We can still be cousins" wtf🤣

@TA13OO

Жыл бұрын

Lmfaoo 1:26 happened to me here

7:22 hearing you have to explain to people what a phone book is made me feel SO old. Thanks.

Please rebecca, work things out with him. He's a good lad and you know him better than us. Give it a shot 👍

8:01 an ad with a drumbeat just came out so it was very well timed!

If you had a podcast I would listen to it every day 💀

The section from 5:22 to 6:22 just had me absolutely speechless. I literally had to pause the video for a couple of minutes just to TRY to wrap my mind around what he finished saying... HOLY SHIT!

@musicislove.8295

Жыл бұрын

I don‘t really think it‘s true what was being said there

@wesleyunruh6285

Жыл бұрын

Pretty sure he’s right. 52 factorial is indeed how you would calculate it and that number is massive.

@suraya_

Жыл бұрын

same...it's so hard to comprehend

Omg you got a new subscriber I LOVE YOUR CONTENT!!!

That dinosaur and turtle one🤌🤌

10:25, Vsauce music starts playing😳

That name for that New Zealand mountain, "Thou mf" is how it begins??🤣

2:33 Hottest new zealand mixtape just hit

Damn maaaan!! I haven't laughed like this in a long time 😂😂😂🙌 more like this please 🙏🙏✨

One of the best channels to watch while smoking a joint

Please upload to spotify more, I always turn on your videos before bed they help me sleep so much better its so soothing

"You know what is really big, thick, and long?" -Aperture 2023

I love these types of videos

You're a genius 😂 Excellent episode, great stories, incredible numbers and thumbs up for Rebecca !

I knew a few of these and the humor in this video makes it more interesting

7:56 Good one! Tyranno-work-things-out lmfao🤣

This had to be longer omg it was so good!

Love the humour, good script 📝 😂

haha very funny like it, especially that with Rebecca F

We need more of theses

The pause at 1:25 🤣🤣🤣

HES BACK, BABY!!!

I LOVE YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR!!!😂😂😂

that deck of cards knowledge bomb glassed my brain

my man got jokes 😂 never expected this

Amazing Video!

I searched the first one up and got this What was the T. rex roar made of in Jurassic Park? The sound effect (which was created by Gary Rydstrom and several other sound designers) was made using the roar of an elephant, the growling of a tiger and alligator and the sound of a whale blow (which was used for its breath).

I’m curious to know how do you get the video footage for your videos I want to create video essays but I’m afraid they will look wacky

This man is having shower thoughts but we all felt when he started thinking about a girl he lost while in the shower thinking those thoughts…Rebecca just keeps coming back 😂

your stuff is great, it's inspired me.

This is your domain, the reason I subscribed to you.

dude this is the most serious funny interesting video ive seen in a while lmao

Best episode man

Hey, I'm a Bangladeshi. What's more interesting than the war is, Bangladesh and Pakistan was once a single country. Like, literally, a country divided by the world's 7th largest country.

Bruh just fucken slapped me with a personal traumatic event in the ending. I feel you

Rebecca if you are reading this, whatever he did please forgive him, he clearly loves you 😂

@eldante4139

Жыл бұрын

She shouldn’t forgive him. If people don’t work out then most times they won’t work out. He can do better than a relationship that has failed in the past. Love in spite of what some say isn’t all you need. I hope he finds a new Rebecca that can make him happier than he realised that he could be.

I spit my tea out at the end hahahaaha

2:32 I thought he was rapping until he called me a mother fūkca

Caught me off guard with those suspicious jokes!

Solid video

Thanks

Thank you, for you .

i saw the title and i already want more

Thank you this is stuff I have always said

7:08 i gotta make an overly complicated assasination scheme where i would somehow kill someone with all these apple seeds. would be legendary

Brilliant.

Mannnnn. The ending was really SWEET HOME alabama. 😂

I love shower thoughs ❤❤❤❤

Rebecca watching this 👁️👄👁️

Vsauce inspired video lmaooo I loved it, keep it up!

Bro, you're killing me 😂

Shower thoughts, What if the Seahawks ran the ball?

"A random shuffle has never been even before and never will be seen again." The exclusion of the world "probably" in this sentence is a crime.

This video was something else😂😂

this is such a cool video

Actually "One small step for man" makes perfect sense. The modern PC version would be "one small step for humans, one giant leap for Humankind".

shower thoughts is Apertures best work

Aperture: Hey you know what's really big,thick and long Me: 🧐

1:26 *Absolute feeling of suspense and thinking of "no way, what the hell, this is supposed to be a philosophical video of some sort" * 1:29 Oh ok, yea, I defently thought of that from the very beginning!

Nalanda wasn’t a university since it didn’t award degrees certifying the completion of a specific curriculum. Nalanda was a residential center of learning. In this category, the Academy of Athens is much older.

true facts!

We are here for you Aperture. Im sure there are plenty of Rebecca's out there that are more than willing to fill up that marriage bed

I've heard real eagles before, and they do actually sound like 'those you see in hollywood' though, of course, they dont only make that 1 sounds and it depends on the species

Genius how he makes these videos

"We Can Still Be Cousins" - Aperature's Ex 2023

Please more shower thoughts and money videos from this channel

This was very good😂

i feel u bro, dont worry if there is no rebbeca, I am here your friend and subscriber