'Show me your t***': Patient's hilarious rant after anaesthetic - Daily Mail

This is the hilarious moment Mark Clayton III (pictured), from Orlando, Florida, makes an extremely lewd suggestion to a female nurse while under anesthetic - and gets ruthless told off by his father. Mark Clayton Jr, his father, filmed the video of his son, who had just had a metal rod placed in his leg. He tells his son to 'quit it' and be respectful when women come in the room'. The video has been viewed more than six million times on Facebook.
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  • @cinemantics231
    @cinemantics2314 жыл бұрын

    I'll pay to see a partially anesthetized girl lying next to him. The conversation between the two could answer many of life's oldest questions.

  • @ahnrho

    @ahnrho

    4 жыл бұрын

    Greatest mysteries of the world, solved.

  • @aayushvijayvergiya7252

    @aayushvijayvergiya7252

    4 жыл бұрын

    Genius is born

  • @Humanaut.

    @Humanaut.

    4 жыл бұрын

    :D!

  • @sukhjeet3557

    @sukhjeet3557

    4 жыл бұрын

    Who are you,who are so wise in the ways of life?

  • @lop90ful1

    @lop90ful1

    4 жыл бұрын

    Whoever finds docs or vid of such experiment should share it I really want to see that

  • @Veroveren
    @Veroveren4 жыл бұрын

    "Tell her you're sorry-- --I'm sorry." That was quick

  • @PresidentialWinner

    @PresidentialWinner

    4 жыл бұрын

    If people worked like this, we wouldn't have any problems.

  • @halpysbane3373

    @halpysbane3373

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@PresidentialWinner soooooooo what you're saying is if everyone was high we would have no problems

  • @PresidentialWinner

    @PresidentialWinner

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@halpysbane3373 If everyone was as innocent as children, i'm sure it would be a better world than this.

  • @khai4646

    @khai4646

    4 жыл бұрын

    because we are men. 🤣

  • @HimanshuSharma-xn6uc

    @HimanshuSharma-xn6uc

    4 жыл бұрын

    This is a trained person

  • @maxleighgrace8858
    @maxleighgrace8858 Жыл бұрын

    Apparently the dad stopped laughing when the nurses informed him they actually hadn’t administered the anaesthetic yet

  • @F5_cena

    @F5_cena

    Жыл бұрын

    Lawyer on speedial

  • @deannas2778

    @deannas2778

    Жыл бұрын

    Is that true?

  • @dzudemlow

    @dzudemlow

    11 ай бұрын

    @@deannas2778 cmon man

  • @deannas2778

    @deannas2778

    11 ай бұрын

    @@dzudemlow gullible as hell

  • @gr8dvd

    @gr8dvd

    8 ай бұрын

    @@deannas2778 Not true but could be hilarious…. you should submit that to a prank channel (eg, Just for Laughs). Dad, glad your herpes cleared-up. Nice t*ts… oops, forgot that was a private showing. Etc.

  • @michaelmurray2853
    @michaelmurray28535 ай бұрын

    The relationship between him and his dad is damn cool. Respect, fun, love & friendship. This boy rocks and I salute his dad for rasing such a cool kid.

  • @alext4183
    @alext41834 жыл бұрын

    He seems like one of those dudes in high school who the teachers hated but couldn’t help but laugh at

  • @ceehop3665

    @ceehop3665

    4 жыл бұрын

    love yourself true

  • @sethwatters99

    @sethwatters99

    4 жыл бұрын

    That was me 😂

  • @leedscity6881

    @leedscity6881

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@sethwatters99 keep telling yourself u were funny

  • @zacharypeery4082

    @zacharypeery4082

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@leedscity6881 he meant the guy he sat next too...

  • @karlj11

    @karlj11

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@sethwatters99 people claiming they funny are cringy asf you know

  • @evanwilliams3211
    @evanwilliams32114 жыл бұрын

    He sounds like if a labrador was a person

  • @DUKEisALIVE

    @DUKEisALIVE

    4 жыл бұрын

    Underrated comment oh nvm this 1 day old

  • @Sovasix911

    @Sovasix911

    4 жыл бұрын

    MR. PEANUTBUTTER

  • @justhangingaround804

    @justhangingaround804

    4 жыл бұрын

    Genius..

  • @djavanalderromero

    @djavanalderromero

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Sovasix911 yeess totally

  • @giancarloorsini1576

    @giancarloorsini1576

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lmao yeah

  • @kalyanroy8712
    @kalyanroy8712 Жыл бұрын

    This guy is really hilarious even when he is ill. Respect man.

  • @jarvismane6700

    @jarvismane6700

    5 ай бұрын

    Ill is short for illness. He was in there to get his leg fixed, lmao. No illness

  • @adrianfumi
    @adrianfumi Жыл бұрын

    This brought laughter and tears to my eyes... I wish I could tell my father I love him one more time...

  • @electricgamer_yt4753

    @electricgamer_yt4753

    11 ай бұрын

    I'm sorry for your loss

  • @tvesarathavrtraghna3688

    @tvesarathavrtraghna3688

    3 ай бұрын

    😭

  • @adrianfumi

    @adrianfumi

    3 ай бұрын

    @@electricgamer_yt4753 I apologize I'm just now seeing this... Thank you, I appreciate it. I lost both my mother and father from complications due to Covid. My father passed first and mother about 30 seconds later. Been a tough rode man... Thank you again!

  • @electricgamer_yt4753

    @electricgamer_yt4753

    3 ай бұрын

    @@adrianfumi Don’t apologize, it’s definitely tough to lose a loved one, let alone two. I hope you’re doing well. 💙

  • @Drillforlife

    @Drillforlife

    15 күн бұрын

    💀

  • @MadarakiFran
    @MadarakiFran4 жыл бұрын

    he sounded like he was talking to his bro rather than his "dad"

  • @dm3402

    @dm3402

    4 жыл бұрын

    "Now you be respectful when women walk in.." "we-I know...."

  • @ladennayoung2939

    @ladennayoung2939

    4 жыл бұрын

    His dad sounded like a younger man to me.

  • @ahnrho

    @ahnrho

    4 жыл бұрын

    Which makes for an amazing dad.

  • @viperactual

    @viperactual

    4 жыл бұрын

    They didn't move to Florida, they're from there.

  • @DeeSnutts

    @DeeSnutts

    4 жыл бұрын

    I wish my dad and I had that bro relationship 😪

  • @asian_sensation_6998
    @asian_sensation_69984 жыл бұрын

    My worst nightmare is being on Anesthesia and involuntarily saying things like this

  • @jj2059

    @jj2059

    4 жыл бұрын

    Right and reveal all your secrets

  • @Majdkhb

    @Majdkhb

    4 жыл бұрын

    I don't know, i've been under anesthesia, and i was aware from the moment they started waking me up in the OR. I think it's something more biological/psychological than just pure chance, not all the people who get under anesthesia gets like that, the medicine, the time of operation, still, i don't know.

  • @o_o6424

    @o_o6424

    4 жыл бұрын

    ML8593wy stfu

  • @socio637

    @socio637

    4 жыл бұрын

    same

  • @FunkadelicFeed

    @FunkadelicFeed

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Majdkhb He is also aware. He just can't filter. Notice he continuously apologizes. And even asks when the meds will calm down.

  • @chill543
    @chill543 Жыл бұрын

    I love how he doesn't really know what is happening but is all positive once he gets an answer back from his dad

  • @northernsnow6982

    @northernsnow6982

    24 күн бұрын

    The life of a child.

  • @safespacebear
    @safespacebear2 жыл бұрын

    Oh my gosh that's an all-star father right there. Loving his son, making fun of him and embarrassing him by recording him and still reminding him how you talk to ladies. Oh and told him to apologize. That's great. I hope he showed this video to all of his son's friends too. Hahaha

  • @constructenglish1

    @constructenglish1

    Ай бұрын

    Great dad!

  • @platinum_ink

    @platinum_ink

    20 күн бұрын

    I‘m going to have surgery soon and I literally made my parents sign a contract I wrote (i‘m a law student) to not film me during my hospital stay. I am 1000% sure none of these people consented to be filmed and put online for others to laugh at.

  • @eblams165

    @eblams165

    17 күн бұрын

    @@platinum_ink Nah bro why you gotta be so boring? Like, studying law is one thing, but using that to avoid getting embarassed? That´s just plain boring right there...

  • @platinum_ink

    @platinum_ink

    17 күн бұрын

    @@eblams165 Why do you get mad by reading the comments from other people? It's not like I have anything to do with you. 😂 Are you jealous that I successfully entered a prestigious law school and you didn't? I hope you will one day be happy with the life that you have and don't have to write hate comments to wrangle some endorphins out of your brain- ; )

  • @alexalinson
    @alexalinson4 жыл бұрын

    The Dad raised him well..He was very polite even on high.

  • @watermelonboi5829

    @watermelonboi5829

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lol, on high

  • @sergeantsilly5239

    @sergeantsilly5239

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@watermelonboi5829 Reminds me of when I was on the stoned from that those these weed

  • @bakerlangjyrwa4266

    @bakerlangjyrwa4266

    4 жыл бұрын

    😁

  • @blicce9597

    @blicce9597

    4 жыл бұрын

    Seth Belfort Lol “do weed”.

  • @bone3013

    @bone3013

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Seth Belfort 😂😂😂

  • @lkios9750
    @lkios97503 жыл бұрын

    Plot Twist: They forgot to give him the anesthetic.

  • @zanekatsoras4953

    @zanekatsoras4953

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lolllllllll

  • @hhfbko

    @hhfbko

    3 жыл бұрын

    Your reaction is my profile pic

  • @j22563

    @j22563

    3 жыл бұрын

    big oof

  • @mikeyhout2989

    @mikeyhout2989

    3 жыл бұрын

    Wahahaha

  • @SwagsterPotatoGD

    @SwagsterPotatoGD

    3 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @efaz4321
    @efaz4321 Жыл бұрын

    He may had a leg injury to explain the rod but him being under anesthesia and having the most polite and calm interaction is superb

  • @poloplatinum74
    @poloplatinum74 Жыл бұрын

    Lol!!! This is too funny. But the dad is a perfect example of how to be a friend, mentor, role model and father. It really is a beautiful thing lol.

  • @zoltasitkei2105
    @zoltasitkei21053 жыл бұрын

    I feel like if golden retrievers could speak they would be just like this dude

  • @paglinawanlonelyng.7056

    @paglinawanlonelyng.7056

    3 жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣😭

  • @roysondsouza0309

    @roysondsouza0309

    3 жыл бұрын

    Absolutely underrated comment!

  • @InnocenceExperience

    @InnocenceExperience

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@roysondsouza0309 cos it's copied off another one with 15K likes lol

  • @boredianz

    @boredianz

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@InnocenceExperience Nobody Cares

  • @add852

    @add852

    3 жыл бұрын

    Just like Mr. Peanut butter from Bojack Horseman

  • @umang3269
    @umang32694 жыл бұрын

    Dude is A Gentleman he even said Sorry when he was High.

  • @patrickmclaughlin61

    @patrickmclaughlin61

    4 жыл бұрын

    He's just a typical boy. His dad is the gent. Guiding his boy.

  • @Star-bp5jj

    @Star-bp5jj

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@patrickmclaughlin61 Nope, dad sounds like his buddy more then a father figure

  • @HamzaPerkins

    @HamzaPerkins

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Star-bp5jj what did he say?

  • @mikestevens3582

    @mikestevens3582

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Star-bp5jj it would be pretty dumb to act like a father figure when your son is that high, there would literally be no point.

  • @brandonovich6063

    @brandonovich6063

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Star-bp5jj well his son is in hospital and on painkillers.. what's he meant to do?

  • @soey.carter4126
    @soey.carter4126 Жыл бұрын

    “Toes to my nose??? What the hell you want me to do with that girl”🤣💀💀

  • @claymac7895
    @claymac7895 Жыл бұрын

    The best part is the nurse he said it to was also laughing uncontrollably. I’m sure he made her day 😂

  • @ClarkKulper
    @ClarkKulper4 жыл бұрын

    This is basically what goes through the average male's mind on a daily basis.... Just without the filter.

  • @ryonwright7181

    @ryonwright7181

    4 жыл бұрын

    Amen

  • @lighto6442

    @lighto6442

    4 жыл бұрын

    An average male's mind here agrees

  • @EAMFilms

    @EAMFilms

    4 жыл бұрын

    You said it

  • @joesmith5159

    @joesmith5159

    4 жыл бұрын

    except much more graphic

  • @sal3511

    @sal3511

    4 жыл бұрын

    All day

  • @alicronaldohitman
    @alicronaldohitman4 жыл бұрын

    Nurse: “I’ll see u in a lil bit” The guy: “love u” 😂

  • @ricardobuendia8377

    @ricardobuendia8377

    4 жыл бұрын

    KING MUFASA I wanted to like this comment but i didn’t for the sole reason that it has exactly 69 likes. nice.

  • @alicronaldohitman

    @alicronaldohitman

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ricardo Buendia lmaooo 🤣

  • @andrewabrams3408

    @andrewabrams3408

    4 жыл бұрын

    😭😭😭 on bro

  • @nato18yz31

    @nato18yz31

    4 жыл бұрын

    Read this as it happened bruh😂😂😂😂😂

  • @amulyamishra5745

    @amulyamishra5745

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@ricardobuendia8377 you can like it now

  • @thomasriddle8877
    @thomasriddle8877 Жыл бұрын

    this is incredibly wholesome.. 2:52.. Lol just casually like "love you" to the nurses when shes walking out..

  • @claymac7895
    @claymac7895 Жыл бұрын

    “It was just out of instinct” This is the most honest answer ever.

  • @freakinxbox7363
    @freakinxbox73633 жыл бұрын

    "I'm sorry ma'am, I didn't mean to say that" His brain: LIAR!

  • @bcgilbert5

    @bcgilbert5

    3 жыл бұрын

    You under estimate my power!

  • @yogipillai

    @yogipillai

    3 жыл бұрын

    😂😂

  • @bennytherollinstoner1932

    @bennytherollinstoner1932

    3 жыл бұрын

    You have uncontrollable thoughts to damn thought I was the only one

  • @alexvolpe04

    @alexvolpe04

    3 жыл бұрын

    Let her go anakin

  • @JamesGalaxy41

    @JamesGalaxy41

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hahaha

  • @mynameissamb105
    @mynameissamb1054 жыл бұрын

    "If i fall asleep will i die?" "No." "Just making sure." Hahahahah

  • @imakandokawilila4641

    @imakandokawilila4641

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hahaha

  • @mauiwaui773

    @mauiwaui773

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Victor Hugo Alvarez Damasceno she’s really a guy😂

  • @mynameissamb105

    @mynameissamb105

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Victor Hugo Alvarez Damasceno uhm....what? Hahah are you okay?

  • @mynameissamb105

    @mynameissamb105

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@borederthanu I knnoooww! Hahahah. He whispers it as if the medicine is going to hear him and try to get him.

  • @FluffheadsArmy

    @FluffheadsArmy

    4 жыл бұрын

    Strangely a very common fear with patients under anesthesia.. My thought is because of the feeling of lack of control over oneself

  • @galickgunner8793
    @galickgunner8793 Жыл бұрын

    Lmao I saw this video a couple years back and it just popped up for me again 😂 and thanks to this young man that catch phrase he has is something I say to my wife everyday and she legit gets sad when I forget to ask her lol.

  • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849

    @yevgeniyaleshchenko849

    5 ай бұрын

    😂

  • @laurahess3417
    @laurahess34174 ай бұрын

    I love hearing his Dad barely controlling his laughter... it's hysterical! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @cassius553
    @cassius5533 жыл бұрын

    *Son* "If i fall asleep am i gonna die" *Dad* "no" *Son* "Okay just making sure"

  • @PtitSnoreau

    @PtitSnoreau

    3 жыл бұрын

    😆

  • @theonlyone8630

    @theonlyone8630

    3 жыл бұрын

    Pissst hey dad. What?¿ I love you!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @user-zz7wh5ls7j

    @user-zz7wh5ls7j

    3 жыл бұрын

    Me when I smoke too much before bed

  • @MiddleCross378

    @MiddleCross378

    3 жыл бұрын

    That totally caught me off guard...I almost woke my sons up from laughing

  • @uppermoon_2.

    @uppermoon_2.

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lmao

  • @norsendo6532
    @norsendo65323 жыл бұрын

    I’m scared if I go through anesthesia, the amount of disgusting things I’m going to say is enough to get me a law suit.

  • @davidmuniz1479

    @davidmuniz1479

    3 жыл бұрын

    Exactly, I need to be alone in my room if I’m going to be on it no way.

  • @0_TokiToki_0

    @0_TokiToki_0

    3 жыл бұрын

    Fr, they better put a muzzle on my ass

  • @lahkooky504westside3

    @lahkooky504westside3

    3 жыл бұрын

    Dad: while you're on drugs you may say some things you may not mean Me: dad I'm gay Dad: .... Nurse: i don't think he means it

  • @Homelandervtech

    @Homelandervtech

    3 жыл бұрын

    Is there sumtingwong with you?!?!

  • @skullvenomxo

    @skullvenomxo

    3 жыл бұрын

    Not really, you know what you saying , but you just don't care

  • @emilykelly5253
    @emilykelly5253 Жыл бұрын

    I love how the camera is shaking cuz the dad is laughing so hard but he’s trying to keep it together.

  • @kneecapassassin
    @kneecapassassin3 ай бұрын

    1:08 little did he know, 10 million people would watch this recording

  • @sgtdanny69148
    @sgtdanny691483 жыл бұрын

    Later on when he’s alone, nurse comes back in, “don’t tell anyone yeah?” *lifts up shirt*

  • @crashsmasher8789

    @crashsmasher8789

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Anshulyouguy Youknow truly a bruh moment

  • @angelplascencia3590

    @angelplascencia3590

    3 жыл бұрын

    Dude 🤣

  • @bigbluetongue6665

    @bigbluetongue6665

    3 жыл бұрын

    Breh

  • @jonathanedward1642

    @jonathanedward1642

    3 жыл бұрын

    Imagine 😂

  • @mirtilo

    @mirtilo

    3 жыл бұрын

    you're making up fantasies you're cringe bro you just posted cringe

  • @loezha6794
    @loezha67943 жыл бұрын

    “am i going to school tomorrow?” “i don’t think so” that’s the best feeling

  • @conormayweather5474

    @conormayweather5474

    3 жыл бұрын

    Y’all already had almost a whole school year without going to school

  • @graypie69

    @graypie69

    3 жыл бұрын

    when school was mandatory

  • @ClearVod

    @ClearVod

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@graypie69 still is

  • @manuelmateo3392

    @manuelmateo3392

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@ClearVod Not if you've already outgrown mandatory schooling.

  • @nour3660

    @nour3660

    2 жыл бұрын

    Omg as soon as i read your comment he said it lmaooo

  • @JayakrishnanNairOmana
    @JayakrishnanNairOmana3 ай бұрын

    "I'm sorry, maam, I didnt mean to say that" "yeah you did" At least the nurse knows her patient.

  • @BlackV4You
    @BlackV4You9 ай бұрын

    Lmfao! Laying 100% straight looking right up into the ceiling and talking like that 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @fate2304
    @fate23043 жыл бұрын

    The fact that he says “I love you” even with anesthesia is wholesome xD

  • @masterprediction7353

    @masterprediction7353

    3 жыл бұрын

    Clearly you’ve never been high because you say that more when you’re high than normally

  • @Headchange43

    @Headchange43

    3 жыл бұрын

    when you wake up from being out like that on a drug you've never had and the person that raised you is there to make sure nothing happens to you while you are at your most vulnerable state you will start tossing out i love you's too. lol

  • @apathyintheuk265

    @apathyintheuk265

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Michael As in: "I fuggin luv you, yer bazzer".

  • @ammarsalim1185

    @ammarsalim1185

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yeah

  • @cristianfilmz24

    @cristianfilmz24

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lmao LEGEND kzread.info/dash/bejne/hZ94r5l9d7ebcaQ.html

  • @ItsDatCajunStuff
    @ItsDatCajunStuff3 жыл бұрын

    Props to dad for filming with a steady hand while experiencing a life-altering giggle fit.

  • @Lucero0709

    @Lucero0709

    3 жыл бұрын

    I refuss to give props to his filming as the phone is held vertically.

  • @frmoment4828

    @frmoment4828

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Lucero0709 you always hold phones vertically it’s natural

  • @eleventwelve2650

    @eleventwelve2650

    3 жыл бұрын

    Vertical filming is normal now thanks to tiktok and instagram and snapchat.

  • @unknown11215

    @unknown11215

    2 жыл бұрын

    Ye

  • @cristianfilmz24

    @cristianfilmz24

    2 жыл бұрын

    LEGEND LMAO kzread.info/dash/bejne/hZ94r5l9d7ebcaQ.html

  • @IsaMapc
    @IsaMapc Жыл бұрын

    My favourite part is “Dad, what’s up” 😂

  • @TheRealInky
    @TheRealInky Жыл бұрын

    I love how the dad is dying laughing yet has the respect and honor to intervene and make his son apologize 😂 sure that nurse was loving it just as much, even if it was a bit rude of him. How could you not laugh at that?

  • @N0Bark
    @N0Bark3 жыл бұрын

    I am a little jealous of the trust and respect he has for his Dad.

  • @MrKinghuman

    @MrKinghuman

    3 жыл бұрын

    I'm really jealous, my father was a nightmare

  • @freshsodaa7023

    @freshsodaa7023

    3 жыл бұрын

    Im jealous that he has a dad.

  • @adityadas6638

    @adityadas6638

    3 жыл бұрын

    I had too for my fsther

  • @motolaniblizmilleniumboysv3865

    @motolaniblizmilleniumboysv3865

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@freshsodaa7023 same

  • @1986subway

    @1986subway

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@freshsodaa7023 for some fathers the best thing they will ever do for you is to never meet you.

  • @estano_2192
    @estano_21924 жыл бұрын

    Why does he speak like a videogame character? Lmao

  • @promiseomiponle810

    @promiseomiponle810

    4 жыл бұрын

    EsTaNo_ 21 straight outta red dead🤣

  • @roleat

    @roleat

    4 жыл бұрын

    The medication is weird and disassociative

  • @jamieupton5956

    @jamieupton5956

    4 жыл бұрын

    HE IS HIGH lol

  • @chad3558

    @chad3558

    4 жыл бұрын

    don’t we all

  • @fiarusgaming3420

    @fiarusgaming3420

    4 жыл бұрын

    He's an NPC obviously

  • @ForeverSunnyy
    @ForeverSunnyy Жыл бұрын

    I had a really high fever once and my brain was just not cooperating. The doctor that was looking after me was so cute, I just couldn’t stop myself from grabbing his hand and petting it as he spoke to my mom about what was happening to me and the way the were going to treat me. He was so nice about the whole thing, didn’t say a thing and didn’t try m to stop me from caressing his hand. 😂 To this day my mom and I still laugh about it.

  • @DeidresStuff
    @DeidresStuff Жыл бұрын

    My sister had her tonsils out in her late teens, and when she was waking up, she took a swing at the nurse and starting crying for our mom. 🤣

  • @halllow

    @halllow

    7 ай бұрын

    Lol. I’ve heard that a lot of times when you come out the aggressive side of your brain wakes first. Kumail nanjiana has a story about punching his mom after having teeth surgery when he was like 9.

  • @arakanmuramasa
    @arakanmuramasa3 жыл бұрын

    All jokes aside,the conversations between the dad and his son was surprisingly wholesome

  • @vish-sw9dc

    @vish-sw9dc

    3 жыл бұрын

    Do u know hikaru nakamira

  • @topsunnn

    @topsunnn

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@vish-sw9dc nakamura is quite popular surname you know? Lol

  • @lexuslfa4739

    @lexuslfa4739

    3 жыл бұрын

    what about shinske nakamura?

  • @dharuvathakur1660

    @dharuvathakur1660

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@vish-sw9dc 😂😂😂 Bruh

  • @darthrevan5976

    @darthrevan5976

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@vish-sw9dc he's a chess player right?

  • @abbyk6354
    @abbyk63542 жыл бұрын

    “Sorry for cussing, it’s just the medicine” “dad, I promise I’m done doing drugs” 😂

  • @themysteryofgodliness6574

    @themysteryofgodliness6574

    2 жыл бұрын

    That was actually a deep moment between them. Pretty cool

  • @Gobbbbb

    @Gobbbbb

    Жыл бұрын

    I love how his dad went "Shh", like don't admit anything else to me 😂

  • @GewoonNee

    @GewoonNee

    Жыл бұрын

    And then the shhhhh like dont incriminate urself hahahah

  • @basedmanaf8100

    @basedmanaf8100

    Жыл бұрын

    show me your tits i had an operation just now

  • @ckotcher1

    @ckotcher1

    Жыл бұрын

    @@GewoonNee that was actually kind of sad. Like maybe him doing drugs had something to do with his leg getting shattered 🤷🏼‍♀️

  • @hm6954
    @hm6954 Жыл бұрын

    Loved it. How nice to support your son .

  • @trevonrose3909
    @trevonrose3909 Жыл бұрын

    “You guys gave me actual drugs. This is crazy”🤣😭

  • @Emily_Easton
    @Emily_Easton3 жыл бұрын

    Dad: You be respectful when women enter the room. Also dad: giggling uncontrollably in the background 😂😂😂

  • @frankjuggaloheathen1035

    @frankjuggaloheathen1035

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lol you know inside he was tearing up and saying "That's my boy."

  • @qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm2528

    @qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm2528

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@frankjuggaloheathen1035 lol

  • @kingdeon6187

    @kingdeon6187

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Xor Xar what’d he say?

  • @RealOSVMA

    @RealOSVMA

    2 жыл бұрын

    @Xor Xar I think u do

  • @WeiFinder

    @WeiFinder

    2 жыл бұрын

    @Witty Witty sshhh

  • @mattyb6263
    @mattyb62634 жыл бұрын

    3:37 SON "Dad, I promise, I'm done doing drugs" DAD: Shhhhh

  • @ivar90

    @ivar90

    4 жыл бұрын

    I got confused at that part... Did his dad know already

  • @poiisonivy8937

    @poiisonivy8937

    4 жыл бұрын

    HILARIOUS!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @DutchGuyMike

    @DutchGuyMike

    3 жыл бұрын

    I'm confident they do drugs together, lol, I've known two families like this. Even the way he says "shhhh" wasn't just to cover up for him, lmao

  • @MrCarbon18

    @MrCarbon18

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ivar90 his dad probably just didnt want to know😂

  • @grillacoupe

    @grillacoupe

    3 жыл бұрын

    Probably just didnt want to know about that aahah

  • @keeganrasmussen977
    @keeganrasmussen977 Жыл бұрын

    This guy's so chill and happy... Like anything is better than going to work

  • @vanessarichie2116
    @vanessarichie21164 ай бұрын

    “Dad I promise I’m done doing drugs”.😂

  • @hugo.hugo420
    @hugo.hugo4203 жыл бұрын

    “You have cool rod on your leg” “I have a cool rod?” “Uhum” “Wooo hooo rod”

  • @stephenlackey5852

    @stephenlackey5852

    3 жыл бұрын

    The camera shaking after he said that😂😂😂

  • @Hazzaraze

    @Hazzaraze

    3 жыл бұрын

    🤣

  • @chirag1134

    @chirag1134

    3 жыл бұрын

    I rade it as "between"

  • @djlilg

    @djlilg

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@stephenlackey5852 yeah his dad was laughing 😂

  • @Courtney-pe2iw

    @Courtney-pe2iw

    3 жыл бұрын

    What kind of cool rod? wink wink lol

  • @mikkelgoodmannielsen7088
    @mikkelgoodmannielsen70884 жыл бұрын

    If a dog could talk, it would sound just like that

  • @stefanigreeneyes

    @stefanigreeneyes

    4 жыл бұрын

    :D haha

  • @bizzobiz3095

    @bizzobiz3095

    4 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂facts

  • @theoneitself

    @theoneitself

    4 жыл бұрын

    Now THIS IS THE KIND OF COMMENT I love to find and read hahhaa

  • @johannkryt-5695

    @johannkryt-5695

    4 жыл бұрын

    Underrated :D

  • @swoletech5958

    @swoletech5958

    4 жыл бұрын

    😂😂 underrated

  • @BoliceOccifer
    @BoliceOccifer3 ай бұрын

    Thos poor dude had no idea 10 million people were gonna see this.

  • @drrizeyt225
    @drrizeyt2254 жыл бұрын

    Son: "show me your t*** " Dad: * wheeze intensifies *

  • @jmu4391

    @jmu4391

    4 жыл бұрын

    Dad:(finding his glasses)

  • @brandonburum8279

    @brandonburum8279

    4 жыл бұрын

    I’m pretty sure he said that to his sister.

  • @maheshb7536

    @maheshb7536

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@gallinstar8314 tits

  • @husseinbulehlib6607

    @husseinbulehlib6607

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@maheshb7536, that's how u serve humanity

  • @husseinbulehlib6607

    @husseinbulehlib6607

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@gallinstar8314 triceratops

  • @Eclectobit
    @Eclectobit2 жыл бұрын

    This guy was so straight forward even under anesthesia. Nurse came in, he asked for service

  • @angelus1738

    @angelus1738

    Жыл бұрын

    Cringe

  • @socringe2217

    @socringe2217

    Жыл бұрын

    Cringe

  • @Zejoant

    @Zejoant

    Жыл бұрын

    Cringe

  • @Divyanshukunwar271996

    @Divyanshukunwar271996

    Жыл бұрын

    Cringe

  • @Zargex

    @Zargex

    Жыл бұрын

    Not cringe

  • @bennergamer3052
    @bennergamer3052 Жыл бұрын

    Best father-son relationship ever!

  • @Starfield-Guy
    @Starfield-Guy Жыл бұрын

    “It must be the anaesthetic” “But sir, we have not give you any yet”

  • @zacharygrant1829
    @zacharygrant18294 жыл бұрын

    All these recent comments indicate to me that the youtube algorithm has brought all us brothers together again

  • @donradcliffe3064

    @donradcliffe3064

    4 жыл бұрын

    Bro😍♥️🔥

  • @ChristianSuarez-gz1ig

    @ChristianSuarez-gz1ig

    4 жыл бұрын

    hahaha what the heck his made me laugh

  • @baldeoman

    @baldeoman

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hahaha real thing 😂😅😅

  • @janisyeh5138

    @janisyeh5138

    4 жыл бұрын

    200th like 😎

  • @chikae2917

    @chikae2917

    4 жыл бұрын

    Bro 😀

  • @cassgray9340
    @cassgray93404 жыл бұрын

    I love how many times he says “I love you,” when he’s high 😂 and sorry. He sounds like he’s normally a super sweet, respectful guy.

  • @leteciprasac3180

    @leteciprasac3180

    4 жыл бұрын

    And that's why is even funnier

  • @pitech4446

    @pitech4446

    4 жыл бұрын

    this kid is going to be a crackhead soon

  • @DaMazzaf97

    @DaMazzaf97

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@pitech4446 who hurt you?

  • @mrlilshequaqua5875

    @mrlilshequaqua5875

    4 жыл бұрын

    Matt 😂😂😂

  • @xSoulEateer

    @xSoulEateer

    4 жыл бұрын

    Same for me, everytime when i was drunk or high the day after all my friends were telling me :"Man you were telling everyone that you loved them" lmao

  • @dee.znuts.
    @dee.znuts. Жыл бұрын

    Bro Just woke up with a degree in rizzics

  • @remveel2443
    @remveel2443 Жыл бұрын

    "You be respectful when women come in" while dying laughing is ridiculous

  • @taskendeer
    @taskendeer3 жыл бұрын

    He sounds like he's recording voice lines to a videogame character.

  • @iannotivan1868

    @iannotivan1868

    3 жыл бұрын

    underrated comment

  • @poetsrear

    @poetsrear

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@iannotivan1868 Totally.

  • @jedimasterjoe5386

    @jedimasterjoe5386

    3 жыл бұрын

    You mean the scout

  • @ThaTruFily

    @ThaTruFily

    3 жыл бұрын

    Oh no! They have killed another truth seeker!

  • @user-ot7jd9dt7t

    @user-ot7jd9dt7t

    2 жыл бұрын

    Looooool

  • @FirstLast-zc6rn
    @FirstLast-zc6rn3 жыл бұрын

    this guy is my hero. even on anesthesia he don't looses the sens of the priorities😂

  • @havilavi472

    @havilavi472

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lmao 🤣

  • @laurenring9721

    @laurenring9721

    3 жыл бұрын

    We have another unfiltered male brain! And he seems to be sober!

  • @FirstLast-zc6rn

    @FirstLast-zc6rn

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@laurenring9721 😂😂😂

  • @FirstLast-zc6rn

    @FirstLast-zc6rn

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Franco Cavalli 🤣🤣🤣🤣 ok👍, i corrected the word. i hope your eyes doesn't burn anymore🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @FirstLast-zc6rn

    @FirstLast-zc6rn

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Franco Cavalli ahahha not a problem i like to learn

  • @andrewtheogre5971
    @andrewtheogre59719 ай бұрын

    😂😂 I remember waking up after surgery and the nurses and anesthesiologist were giggling telling me that I was talking like Deadpool.

  • @julievanderleest
    @julievanderleest Жыл бұрын

    Man I’ve had several surgeries and have never been this crazy. This was hilarious!😂😂😂

  • @jondoe384
    @jondoe3844 жыл бұрын

    "If I fall asleep will I die" -Aristotle

  • @Thehamstersgiude2u

    @Thehamstersgiude2u

    4 жыл бұрын

    Harrison Johnston yes

  • @zigsteenine8650

    @zigsteenine8650

    4 жыл бұрын

    “If I fall asleep will I die” - Plato

  • @andrewcavallo1877

    @andrewcavallo1877

    4 жыл бұрын

    “If I fall asleep will I die” -Confucius

  • @edenlevi9877

    @edenlevi9877

    4 жыл бұрын

    "If I died will I fall asleep" Karl Max

  • @PitZagufull

    @PitZagufull

    4 жыл бұрын

    "If I died will I fall asleep" Rocky Bow Boa

  • @owens.studios
    @owens.studios4 жыл бұрын

    He sounds like an NPC

  • @Assassin0

    @Assassin0

    4 жыл бұрын

    Exactly 😂

  • @berryamv2296

    @berryamv2296

    3 жыл бұрын

    Oblivion NPC dialogue

  • @ifabianxd1338

    @ifabianxd1338

    3 жыл бұрын

    Does have some decent character development

  • @KkuraZuhaJ

    @KkuraZuhaJ

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@berryamv2296 PepeLaugh

  • @DutchGuyMike

    @DutchGuyMike

    3 жыл бұрын

    Typical extroverted male without personality LOL

  • @koozer7261
    @koozer7261 Жыл бұрын

    When I was training as a paramedic I did a placement in ITU and the operating theatres , part of my training was to administer the drugs and intubate the patient pre op, then I would follow the anaesthetist post op , it was hilarious listening to some of the patients as they ‘came round’ some would sing , others said they loved you , very rarely would they get angry ( probably because they were frightened)

  • @Jacqueline1859
    @Jacqueline1859 Жыл бұрын

    Omg how did this not break the internet! I am just seeing this now! It’s fantastic lmfao

  • @zan6585
    @zan65853 жыл бұрын

    It's crazy how fast he lies and then immediately comes clean about it.

  • @fenecofeneco19

    @fenecofeneco19

    3 жыл бұрын

    u never met a man ?

  • @TheNpcNoob

    @TheNpcNoob

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@fenecofeneco19 ThAts SeXist…. It has nothing to do with his gender, and everything to do with the drugs.

  • @michaeljdlc8918

    @michaeljdlc8918

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@TheNpcNoob as a guy with tons of guy friends, we do this

  • @jelixaa

    @jelixaa

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@michaeljdlc8918 why? why do men have to lie like that.... coward move.

  • @negiamerica

    @negiamerica

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@michaeljdlc8918 no we don't. Maybe you and your friends do it.

  • @amiastraea5048
    @amiastraea50483 жыл бұрын

    that “Dad.” “What?” “I love you!” “I love you too.” was so heartwarming ❤️🥺

  • @0_TokiToki_0

    @0_TokiToki_0

    3 жыл бұрын

    Me and my Father. Me: Love you dad Dad: Why Me: I was lying Dad: You're gay (That's about right)

  • @lahkooky504westside3

    @lahkooky504westside3

    3 жыл бұрын

    Me: ... My stepdad: .... My lil bro: ??? Me: *starts laughing for no reason* Stepdad: *STFU* lil bro: 😂

  • @lahkooky504westside3

    @lahkooky504westside3

    3 жыл бұрын

    I got a weird family

  • @salty_kr

    @salty_kr

    3 жыл бұрын

    "We don't do that here"

  • @Tht1Dude

    @Tht1Dude

    3 жыл бұрын

    Dad........... damn luckys

  • @joellejohnson7846
    @joellejohnson7846 Жыл бұрын

    Heartwarming ❤ hope he’s feeling better

  • @justfun1384
    @justfun1384 Жыл бұрын

    Dad having hilarious laugh is just incredible 🤣

  • @kevinberger3501
    @kevinberger35013 жыл бұрын

    He may be sedated, but he’s just trying to keep abreast of what’s happening.

  • @churchillwang4269

    @churchillwang4269

    3 жыл бұрын

    OHHOO

  • @anubhabsaha5676

    @anubhabsaha5676

    3 жыл бұрын

    Get out

  • @HO-xi9em

    @HO-xi9em

    3 жыл бұрын

    Emphasis on the "breast" part

  • @sandymyman

    @sandymyman

    3 жыл бұрын

    Most underrated comment

  • @cokaneds

    @cokaneds

    3 жыл бұрын

    *OOOOH WEEEEEEEEE!*

  • @Ayat.e.veryday
    @Ayat.e.veryday3 жыл бұрын

    “Dad.” “What?” “I love you!” “I love you too.” "Can you see me " "Yes" "Can i see you" "Nop"

  • @zenbrixn

    @zenbrixn

    3 жыл бұрын

    I died when he said that 😂😂

  • @Renzii

    @Renzii

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lmaooooo

  • @myviva9852

    @myviva9852

    3 жыл бұрын

    The way he talks so clearly without thinking too much and hesisitating even when he was on anesthesia truly got me cracked up Lol

  • @nataliadiaz4747

    @nataliadiaz4747

    3 жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣😂😂😂

  • @AuroraAce.

    @AuroraAce.

    3 жыл бұрын

    *why?*

  • @Evan1060
    @Evan1060 Жыл бұрын

    This guy is the best. Love his banter.

  • @the.seagull.35
    @the.seagull.359 ай бұрын

    My favorite part is when the dr came in, he told her exactly what he said to the 1st nurse 😂 without any ounce of hesitation

  • @__-bf1xk
    @__-bf1xk4 жыл бұрын

    Son to nurse : Show me ur t**s Dad: quit it and be respectful Inner Dad : That's my boy 😁

  • @TheLordDarkrai

    @TheLordDarkrai

    4 жыл бұрын

    I have to respect the all mighty 69 likes but concider this a like too.

  • @Omairsheikh32

    @Omairsheikh32

    4 жыл бұрын

    It was his sister !! She called him dad (guy who was making video)

  • @__-bf1xk

    @__-bf1xk

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Omairsheikh32 see the description bro

  • @jessec.6876

    @jessec.6876

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Omairsheikh32 no it wasn't doctors usually just call the dad in the room "dad"

  • @badnewstalkstech6900

    @badnewstalkstech6900

    4 жыл бұрын

    Bet he says it to his sister too

  • @oakenshadow6763
    @oakenshadow67633 жыл бұрын

    He's so sweet. Even under anesthesia he is trying to be polite. Edit. Let's not forget that he is heavily drugged, meaning lizard brain is in charge. Yet he still said sorry through the drugs.

  • @Ncraft2

    @Ncraft2

    3 жыл бұрын

    So anuastisia make you not being able to be polite? If thats what you thoguht

  • @t2factor18

    @t2factor18

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Ncraft2 yikes dude, stop talking. No one wants to hear what you have to say

  • @Ncraft2

    @Ncraft2

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@t2factor18 Y are u so triggered over a innocent comment? And this is a youtube comment section, so i cant talk and no one can hear me here.

  • @t2factor18

    @t2factor18

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Ncraft2 lmao didnt realise you play roblox, youre to young to understand when to stop talking. Cya

  • @Ncraft2

    @Ncraft2

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@t2factor18 lol age cant accurately measure intelligence or how much you talk smh

  • @DavidWilliams-up6jc
    @DavidWilliams-up6jc Жыл бұрын

    Hilarious, such sweet boy. He loves his pops and his Dad loves him.

  • @SkolNBones
    @SkolNBones8 ай бұрын

    That ssshhhh at the end had me dying

  • @SuelFadel
    @SuelFadel4 жыл бұрын

    His dad sounds like his best friend and that's amazing !

  • @Azza-pq3gq

    @Azza-pq3gq

    4 жыл бұрын

    He's so lucky - and it's very wholesome when he say's "dad, i love you".

  • @muhammadjalalkausarayub3274

    @muhammadjalalkausarayub3274

    3 жыл бұрын

    Indeed

  • @KillaCal

    @KillaCal

    3 жыл бұрын

  • @shreddievanhalen1
    @shreddievanhalen14 жыл бұрын

    “Dad?” “What” *Sup* 😂😂 idk why that part got me

  • @iscreamsushi

    @iscreamsushi

    4 жыл бұрын

    Me too!!! 😂😂

  • @lordwick329

    @lordwick329

    4 жыл бұрын

    Same here 😂

  • @knowitallnyc3241

    @knowitallnyc3241

    4 жыл бұрын

    Champ * 😂😂😂😂 kzread.info/dash/bejne/gnqj07mKnq-ufbA.html

  • @KillaKris239

    @KillaKris239

    4 жыл бұрын

    “I know I need to rest.” “I need to put my hands down, my head back, and take a nap.”

  • @agentorange8530

    @agentorange8530

    4 жыл бұрын

    is everything cool now?

  • @jacobmizera6681
    @jacobmizera6681 Жыл бұрын

    “And that’s how I met your mother.”

  • @liltunturi1251
    @liltunturi12519 ай бұрын

    I wish my dad said he loved me at least once. Lucky boy

  • @mobspeak
    @mobspeak4 жыл бұрын

    He sounds like an Australian with an American accent.

  • @juancit4254

    @juancit4254

    4 жыл бұрын

    mobspeak no, he sounds like an NPC from like skyrim or something

  • @victor-536

    @victor-536

    4 жыл бұрын

    So an American?

  • @CornyFlakez

    @CornyFlakez

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@victor-536 with the mind of an Aussie

  • @zerozeeros

    @zerozeeros

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yanks are this. We are a bit different to this

  • @David-eh9le

    @David-eh9le

    4 жыл бұрын

    Nah he is from Florida

  • @dontpresssubscribe6777
    @dontpresssubscribe67774 жыл бұрын

    Dude talks like he’s straight outta Red dead 2💀💀

  • @knowitallnyc3241

    @knowitallnyc3241

    4 жыл бұрын

    Henry Westphal lmao what in tarnation head ass kzread.info/dash/bejne/gnqj07mKnq-ufbA.html

  • @andrewodinson3726

    @andrewodinson3726

    4 жыл бұрын

    "aight bet"

  • @cmj199318

    @cmj199318

    4 жыл бұрын

    KNOWITALL NYC Arthur would be like “ You got a bounce to your chest”

  • @gregor25

    @gregor25

    4 жыл бұрын

    *"B O A H"*

  • @sealordx2700

    @sealordx2700

    4 жыл бұрын

    Henry Westphal L U M B A G O

  • @shinyagami8843
    @shinyagami88432 ай бұрын

    At least he was humble; he thought this would only have 2000 shares on FB & it now has 10 million views here 😂

  • @BoredandAngry
    @BoredandAngry Жыл бұрын

    She said he had a "cool rod", and right before immediately making a sexual joke, he remembered his dad saying to be respectful, and immediately pretended he saw no correlation.

  • @dennyfrontier
    @dennyfrontier5 жыл бұрын

    Son: Can you see me? Dad: Yes Son: Can I see you? Dad: No Son: ... Why?

  • @yellowmellowfellow9690

    @yellowmellowfellow9690

    4 жыл бұрын

    Wahhy?

  • @saddyaudetore7431

    @saddyaudetore7431

    4 жыл бұрын

    tpp in pubg

  • @cikuchannel4190

    @cikuchannel4190

    4 жыл бұрын

    Dad: because im dead already😂

  • @ishikawanniarachchi

    @ishikawanniarachchi

    4 жыл бұрын

    This is one of the funniest parts 😂😂😂

  • @mohammadaijaz7418

    @mohammadaijaz7418

    4 жыл бұрын

    The question batman and flash always asks.

  • @luzbautista7342
    @luzbautista73424 жыл бұрын

    "What would happen if we unlocked 100% of our cerebral capacity" Ladies and gentleman, I think we got em'.

  • @vivekananda92

    @vivekananda92

    4 жыл бұрын

    See Lucy movie

  • @luzbautista7342

    @luzbautista7342

    4 жыл бұрын

    WHO LIKED IT AT 420 LIKES?!?!?!?!

  • @devendrasingh4776

    @devendrasingh4776

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah ..lol

  • @tonyli1622

    @tonyli1622

    3 жыл бұрын

    Test Subject - So I told my son I was going to the supermarket... Scientist #1 - Alright, beginning experiment, "Application of electric shocks to the brain to stimulate 100% usage" Test Subject - ...to buy milk and I-I-I-acshualld weraddsaddadwfafadwda" Scientist #2 - Can it be? Can he actually do it??? Test Subject - dsadwafadasdsad a-a-and I never met him again! Scientist #1 - No, no, this shouldn't be happening. All our time wasted for nothing! Scientist #2 - It ain't over yet! Ramp up the voltage to 250V! Scientist #1 - On it! Test Subject - And I've never r-r-r dsHGFdfgafwADAAFFfdsfuyt *Falls on the floor convulsing and foaming at the mouth" Scientist #2 - Yes, yes! He's doing it! He's reaching 100% brain usage!!!! Test Subject - DAJPIPRNSnvsodlnoiamcoa *makes one final croak and limpens as the heart rate monitor dead lines* Scientist #1 and 2 - *Cheers and claps. The sounds of laughter echo around the lab, eventually falling into silence as the scientists pondered what they have done. They then, nonchalantly put on their coats and close the lights of the lab room, leaving the corpse in the middle of the lab* Janitor- *Whistling as he enters the lab room. Opens lights. Gasps.* Th-They finally did it. They've reached 100% brain usage *A single tear rolls down his right eye*

  • @spec_wasted

    @spec_wasted

    3 жыл бұрын

    Why don't Homeless people just buy a house why don't disabled people just enable themselves Why don't drowning people just drink the water ...many more answers to the unsolved mysteries of universe

  • @galadriel3134
    @galadriel3134 Жыл бұрын

    A southerner being respectful even under anesthesia. Impressive.

  • @Grey-vp5db
    @Grey-vp5db Жыл бұрын

    Son: dad I promise I’m done doing drugs Dad: shhhh

  • @Ap9leJacks-wy3pq
    @Ap9leJacks-wy3pq3 жыл бұрын

    I love how he kept say, "I love you, Dad". Our parents are only here for the shortest time ever. Give them a hug today!

  • @bruceg.6282

    @bruceg.6282

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah. Mom passed when I was 24, dad a few years later. I'm 71 now and I would love to talk with him about Normandy.

  • @noahlaveno5809

    @noahlaveno5809

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah. Mum passed away when i was 21, my dad a couple years later. im 47 now and i would love to talk with him about joe... JOE MAMMA

  • @bruceg.6282

    @bruceg.6282

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@noahlaveno5809 my Mom took her life when I was 24 and Dad passed when I was 29. They never got to see our wives or our grandchildren. I've always wanted to talk to Dad about Normandy and WW2.

  • @noahlaveno5809

    @noahlaveno5809

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@bruceg.6282 man I still can't tell of yo ass fr or not

  • @noahlaveno5809

    @noahlaveno5809

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@bruceg.6282 but you never served in Normandy or ww2 though

  • @doorwaysniffer9988
    @doorwaysniffer99882 жыл бұрын

    “The drunk mind speaks the sober heart”

  • @IWearShades

    @IWearShades

    2 жыл бұрын

    It really does

  • @Belovelyava

    @Belovelyava

    2 жыл бұрын

    Most underrated comment!

  • @SayNoTo2030A

    @SayNoTo2030A

    2 жыл бұрын

    Wooooah

  • @ELITESrBAMOFOS945

    @ELITESrBAMOFOS945

    2 жыл бұрын

    Facts.

  • @charleswomack2166

    @charleswomack2166

    2 жыл бұрын

    To be fair, it is not alcohol that he is drunk on, but pain meds. This is why drugs should be legalized, taxxed and regulated!

  • @SneakyCheeseThief
    @SneakyCheeseThief8 ай бұрын

    I don’t even think he saw her. I just think he heard a girl and said “show me your t***”.

  • @anttones
    @anttones4 жыл бұрын

    ”If I fall asleep, will I die?” That hit me hard. Almost lost a friend once that asked the same thing while he was fighting to stay awake. That was very smart of him to ask actually.

  • @odlezynowyurynator3144

    @odlezynowyurynator3144

    4 жыл бұрын

    HES TELLING THE TRUTH, I WAS THAT FRIEND

  • @Kathy_1991

    @Kathy_1991

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@odlezynowyurynator3144 hahaahjaahhhaha

  • @scorpleena8518

    @scorpleena8518

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@odlezynowyurynator3144 hahahahahaahaha

  • @TheSlammurai

    @TheSlammurai

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@odlezynowyurynator3144 How the hell do you wake up dead? Cause you're alive when you go to sleep.

  • @odlezynowyurynator3144

    @odlezynowyurynator3144

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@TheSlammurai honestly, im dying every day

  • @notbloodylikely4817
    @notbloodylikely48172 жыл бұрын

    Funny story. When I was coming out of surgery on morphine the nurse was the red headed girl I secretly loved when I was at school. Hadn't seen her in 20 years. So there's my wife sitting next to me as I proceed to confess to this nurse that I loved her and she was my first crush and I'd never forgotten her. Lucky for me my wife and the nurse saw the funny side, but damn. What were the chances...🤣

  • @kakashihatake1029

    @kakashihatake1029

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yeah with my luck that would've been wraps

  • @drummerjosh1984

    @drummerjosh1984

    2 жыл бұрын

    Them red heads man… I get it!

  • @omen2667

    @omen2667

    2 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @Amy-91

    @Amy-91

    2 жыл бұрын

    Oh geez I wouldn't have taken that well at all. Im married 10 yrs now. I would have taken it personal if my husband started professing his love for an old crush that stuck with him after 20 yrs. Being high isn't an excuse. That's more likely when the truth comes out.

  • @notbloodylikely4817

    @notbloodylikely4817

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Amy-91 I hadn't thought about that red head once in decades so your bad reaction would've been misplaced. Haven't thought about her since either. It's a funny story but I honestly had and have no feelings for her, though I did admire her at school. You should lighten up.