"The cat, you IDIOT!" Has me rolling every time.

@heyheytaytay

Жыл бұрын

She's a total bitch to that poor doggo.

@lapislazarus8899

Жыл бұрын

The dog is gonna see this and be like, " I'm never going for walkies with you again!"

@danquaylesitsspeltpotatoe8307

Жыл бұрын

USA still uses nitrous oxide here you have to buy it from the gas supplier!

"The cat, you idiot!" has to be the funniest thing of the year.

"Dr. death" guy is really going places.

"Mom said we're leaving the dog." "Ok, that's fine." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

“Have you seen chicken breasts?” -Nooo, but now I wanna 😅

The woman manually shutting her eye had me rolling. Was fun to watch. Great video

@FrameDrumAndFlute

Жыл бұрын

That was pretty scary. You could damage your eye if you can't blink.

@cade83642

Жыл бұрын

the dentist is straight up FOS, He or she hit the wrong nerve in her face mouth what ever, vit C and Caffeine won't do that to you.

@PKSkyler

Жыл бұрын

That shit was fcking scary

@CaptRiskyBoots

8 күн бұрын

I dunno, I found it pretty gross and disturbing.

What I'd like to see is a video(s) of the same people watching themselves after they had recovered.

@stereoroid

Жыл бұрын

Well, there was the time Taylor Swift went on a talk show, and her Mom had sent them video of Taylor after LASIK, freaking out over a banana.

@emmasanford6802

Жыл бұрын

Agreed

@timetraveler_0

Жыл бұрын

Found someone as jobless as me.

@trayolphia5756

Жыл бұрын

They’d have to make a sub section for “dying inside”

Now I'm terrified of being anesthetized.. 🤣

@philhunt9297

Жыл бұрын

What? WHAT? If it had that effect on me I'd by self injuring myself just to enjoy the trip 🤣😉

@Zeldagirlartist

Жыл бұрын

It affects everybody differently. My brother got his wisdom teeth out and was cursing and being crazy. I came out of it and I was extremely calm and I remember it all too lol. I wish I had a crazy experience but I didn’t

@girl1213

Жыл бұрын

Well speaking from being anesthetized three times in my life, if you're like me, you're probably just going to feel real tired and ready for sleep. And when you wake up you feel weird sensations that you know can't possibly be what it feels like, yet you're too tired to care enough to ask. Going back to sleep is all you care about.

@antoinepierre7589

Жыл бұрын

@@girl1213 you are talking about general anesthesias, for other matters as wisdom teeth you just got local anesthesia, wich doesn't force you to "sleep".

@girl1213

Жыл бұрын

@@antoinepierre7589 My wisdom teeth removal wasn't a normal one. I needed teeth pulled as well and it was easier and faster on everyone if they did it all at once. So I was put to sleep for my own comfort.

Anesthesia is like a potion of truth.

@sean---the-other-one

Жыл бұрын

In vinus veritas

@boonski

Жыл бұрын

Not proof of truth. More like proof that the human brain is easily manipulated.

@christianoliver3572

Жыл бұрын

That couldn't be further from the truth. That's why Amytal Sodium 'therapy' has been debunked and isn't allowed in court.

@brendanberry7403

Жыл бұрын

It did absolutely nothing to me, both times I’ve been under with it. My mom was furious because she was hoping for some good video.

@lancerevell5979

Жыл бұрын

It can remove all inhibitions. A USAF buddy had to get the gas for dental work. When he was checking out, he realised his cheek was sore. Seems he said something naughty to the dental aid, and she slapped him! Haha...! 😆

This was hilarious. The dudes pulling the zombie apocalypse prank had me cackling.

She’s not wrong about Costco to be fair…

@ORflycaster

Жыл бұрын

Even high, she called that one correctly.

@zachcrawford5

Жыл бұрын

She was actually pretty with it compared to some of the other ones.

@mikek7660

Жыл бұрын

LMFAO read this JUST AS she said it. For someone super high on drugs she is surprisingly lucid on the matter. Except for choosing the cat, wtf lol. Not a funny trick to play on someone fucked up on medical drugs tho

@kimkimpa5150

Жыл бұрын

She's not wrong about cats and dogs either. Right choice for sure.

"This is drugs, kids. Please stay off of it." dead 🤣

"Funfetti or chocolate? This is a very important decision" LOL!

"I don't want to be a vampire" had me in stitches.

"my tongue fell out" had me in tears from laughter

"Have you seen chicken breasts?" 😆😆😆😆

3:30 the way he speaks is just killing me Anesthesia makes people so unpredictable lmao

The zombie apocalypse prank was killer! 🤪😂

The last one is in another level...... 😂😂😂😂😂😂

The zombie apocalypse one is epic!

That last zombie apocalypse one had me dying 😂🤣

@Seelenschmiede

6 ай бұрын

The zombie apocalypse killed me!

The kid with the broken arm... His parents keep telling to stop using bad words. I had to go get stitches at the ER after getting myself good at work. In the partition on one side of me was an elderly couple and in the other a very young couple with a little baby. When they injected the numbing and started closing me up it still hurt like crazy, but I didn't want to offend, so I was just yelling things like, "GOD... BLESS... AMERICA!" and, "jiminy CHRISTMAS!" The Dr was laughing his ass off at me, because I was trying to be polite! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤣

I absolutely love the last one. Have seen it before. "Why are you bringing gardening equipment, we have GUNS" That is classic and a girl after my own heart lol.

3:46 love her reaction 😂

So true story, I had my wisdom teeth pulled and they drugged me so I wasn't conscious when it happened. When I woke up, I was singing "I feel pretty"... which had to have been hysterical because I'm a big scary-looking bald guy. Sadly, there was no video of this. :(

@lapislazarus8899

Жыл бұрын

I remember waking up from wisdom teeth and my mouth was SO dry I couldn't swallow. My tongue was sticking to the back of my throat and I thought I was going to choke. When I got home I couldn't drink water cuz my mouth was so numb, bloody water just fell out of my mouth all over the kitchen floor. That's when I started crying and my dad was trying so hard not to laugh at me. This was 25 years ago so I got a TON of Percocet after... I was high for a month! You're lucky if they give you six nowadays.

@bexactlyyy

7 күн бұрын

No video that you know of 😉

@Scott93312

7 күн бұрын

@@bexactlyyy I would be so happy to discover there was video footage! But this was also before smartphones.

@bexactlyyy

7 күн бұрын

@Scott93312 those were the days!

the stolen nose one was my favourite

"The cat you idiot!!" I mean seriously 😂

"The pipes are spostobewithaPLUMMER" best sentence in the whole history of mankind!

I remember being pretty lucid after coming to when I was anesthetized, but I was very fascinated by the ceiling because my eyes weren't focusing straight and everything was doubled and overlapped. It's amazing how your ability to just be a human just disappears.

Cat or the dogs.. we can only take one... this is what we'll be living off of... 🤣

The First Time i woke up from anestesia i was really hungry, when my mum told me that i couldn't eat i started crying 🤣🤣🤣

@iztasticbachman9578

Жыл бұрын

My cousins brought In-n-Out for themselves when I had to slurp soup after my wisdom teeth removal.

@kB-rr9xy

Жыл бұрын

😆😆👍👍👍

@kB-rr9xy

Жыл бұрын

😆😆👍👍👍

My tongue felt out 😂

Im having my friends & family sign NDA's for dental work.

No one ever records me in recovery. I deeply appreciate that.

2:03 this boy is really confused, haha

12:30 Loved that one😂😂😂😂

Why here in Europe we don't use laughing gas but local anesthesia by syringe? gas looks funnier

@thomasyates3078

Жыл бұрын

None of these are gas. You can tell because they're not wearing gas masks, and nitrous oxide wears off in a matter of seconds.

@_Dwarkin

Жыл бұрын

Yep, just a boring shot of lidocaine. But what if you spill all of your secrets when you are high from the laughing gas?😂

@sleepylizard8725

Жыл бұрын

I didn't receive laughing gas when I had my wisdom teeth removed (in the US), from what I remember the orthodontist said that it is just an extra step used to relax someone before administering the actual anesthesia. Since I wasn't nervous the gas would have just been adding unnecessary complexity to the procedure. I bet the actual reason has more to do with universal healthcare in europe vs. capitalist business interests here than with anything else though

@Kimse84

Жыл бұрын

In the 1990s I got laughing gas in Denmark.

When I came out of anesthesia, I started doing push-ups, then the doc came in and told me to please stop.

11:56 that is too far, the poor girl could have a heart attack, didn't stop me from laughing though

I'd like to see the reaction video of people watching themselves stoned on anesthesia....🤔🤦‍♂ And that last bit with the CDC announcement and zombie plague...OMG!!! Had me rolling on the floor! Ultimate Dad prank! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

I hate videos where there is a cliffhanger and we need another video to know what happened! 😳 Who the guy married in the end? 😂🤣😅

Really guys, what kind of anesthesia do they use in the USA??

@DavidWood2

Жыл бұрын

Ketamine, at a guess.

When I had wisdom teeth removed and they told me they were gonna put me under my stepmom got all preparee to record me and everything. But other than being groggy I came out just fine, not being weird or anything. She was very disappointed. 😅

Stoned people on "legal meds" is funny as hell! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

When I had my wisdom teeth out the first thing I did after waking up was take a selfie and text it to several friends. I don’t remember doing it tho 🤣🤣

The CAT! love it LOL

Starting around 2:12, "My tongue fell out."I couldn't stop laughing. Then my laughing made me laugh, especially thinking of when my wisdom teeth were extracted.

I just couldn’t stop laughing at this. Like the show Hot Ones where hotter chicken wings confess the hidden truth from celebrities, anesthesia confesses the hidden truth from everyday people 😂😂😂😂

@Tonyhouse1168

Жыл бұрын

It’s the show with hot wings, and even hotter questions. Sean is the man!

When you realise that you can only count to five with a brocken arm

"Should we go to Costco?" "NO! Its's going to be a bloodbath in there!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

11:32 This is a really good prank for people under anesthesia; I laugh so hard at this😂🤣

Seriously. Americans. What kind of drugs yall givin to your patients?! Ive never seen any kind of reactions like this. People are pretty down after anesthesia but they are perfectly clear in the head.

@barbrn

Жыл бұрын

These aren't regular post-op patients. Most have had oral surgery which uses different drugs and I think the black man & the boy are loopy after having pre-op medications. After my daughter had oral surgery she kept asking me the same question over & over. I think she had IV sedation & some Demerol.

@drood78

Жыл бұрын

@@barbrn still unnecessary for some oral work. they removed all my teeth and later put in implants all i had was local anesthesia. no need to et drugged up for some wisdom teeth.

@velvetdevin2729

Жыл бұрын

I've only ever cried like after having my wisdom teeth out other than that no one's ever told me I did anything funny after any of my 8 surgeries

@Nerval-kg9sm

Жыл бұрын

It affects different people in different ways.

@Nerval-kg9sm

Жыл бұрын

@@drood78 Depends on whether the person is allergic to the local or has their nerves in the wrong place.

Made it three minutes in before the secondhand embarrassment became too much.

The worst thing I've ever said while on anesthesia was after a dental procedure, my eyes were closed, and I was wondering why it felt like my eyes were moving all around my face. It was a weird sensation. I don't think I said anything, nobody said anything, but I remember that.

what do they use in US so these people behave that much funny?

@andreidoanca4262

Жыл бұрын

was wondering the same thing...here in europe people aren't really that funny after anesthesia...

@mateuszcielas3362

Жыл бұрын

@@andreidoanca4262 exactly, i heard of laughing gas used there but idk if its still in use. Anyway, here these pills to relax you and stuff might cause you feeling and behaving funny, but not as much and its rare

That Dr Death dude, 🤣

That last "oh"😂😂

the little oh from the zombie girl had me in tears ahahhAHAAH

0:39 that doctor did not come to work thinking she would have to wrestle an angry tongue.

Once I had to pick up a friend at the hospital, as he was still loopy from the anesthesia. He could walk fine, but the nurse cautioned he could not drive for a couple hours. We talked on the drive to his place, and he was definitely acting "off". My late Mom had bad experiences with anesthetic, and we had to be very careful when she was in the hospital. It could be life-threatening.

@misslisa1120

Жыл бұрын

Same thing happened to my mom when I was born. They put her under general anesthesia for a c-section and when she woke up she couldn't breathe. Fortunately a nurse was right there and my mom was able to get her attention before she passed out again.

Last one gold!

i don't think i'll be watching this video again, as funny as they were, i was left feeling sick during the video

The last one is an internet classic from 2016.

That young man with the broken arm is funny… all the things he came up with! I could not have picked just one for the video.

The girl @ 2:14 ...I just wanna give her a hug. Her poor tongue fell out of her mouth. 😢

5:23 “Are you a fart? Cause you just blew me away.” 😆😂😆

@glenday8163

Жыл бұрын

That has to be the best chat up line for 2022

"Damn, I'm high"...feel you my guy

It's funny, but I'm also irritated (and a little envious): is nitrous oxide still used for anesthesia in the US (i am from Germany/EU)? Isn't that completely outdated? Why don't they use local anesthesia?

@shirw

Жыл бұрын

I think it's only used to help relax people, not as anesthesia, but in conjunction. I've had it when I was really nervous about dental work, and it worked but it made me nauseous after a bit.

@benschroeder4036

Жыл бұрын

When I had a tooth extracted they offered laughing gas, which I declined, but they were going to use local anesthesia either way.

@Sir_Daniel

Жыл бұрын

I'm just guessing that in USA they have a tradition with gas that we never had.. yes local anesthesia don't have any effect on your status and can be stressful even if u don't feel nothing..but cmon...they are on heavy drugs..lol

@carsonhunt4642

Жыл бұрын

I believe they use gas for dental, like wisdom teeth removal- it's why you see videos of ppl loopy when they are long gone and in a car home. For regular IV for surgery I don't remember being loopy at all. After wisdom was loopy for over an hour

@benschroeder4036

Жыл бұрын

@@carsonhunt4642 I was assured when I had a wisdom tooth removed that with local anesthetic I wouldn't be in any pain even without the gas, so that's what I did. All I had to use was acetaminophen and ibuprofen for a few days. I was still nervous, but it went about as well as it could have.

Zombie apocalypse? That was a good one. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I had anesthesia when I had my wisdom teeth done, I remember the nurse saying to please not cuss as much. That’s about it.

I can never get enough of anesthesia vids! :o)

Last vid: brothers, gotta love em!

Tommy johns breaking his arm WOOOOO! ifkyh YMH

Dude those two brothers have it coming now. Lol That is the craziest ever!😄

Who else came here after being under anesthesia or witnessing someone you know go under anesthesia? 😂🙋‍♀️

these make me laugh so much it's so funny the way people react when high on anesthesia

The zombie one is the funniest. Up watch the full version, even better. 👍👍🤣😂🤣😂

My dog stepped on a bee.

I had two of my wisdom teeth pulled within like 5 minutes using only local anesthetic. Ten minutes after that I was having a cup of coffee and a smoke lmao. Why are US dentists using general anesthesia? Like wtf 😂

@bookfaerie23

Жыл бұрын

I had all 4 of mine done with novocaine, but that was back in the late 80s, and with an army dentist. Given how they got extracted, I kinda wish I'd been knocked out. They had to break a couple of teeth to pry them out of my jaw, and one of the uppers had a super-long root. Lemme tell ya, that is not a fun experience under local.

@Marsha-at-Home-Endeavor

Жыл бұрын

Yeah a lot of times they have to crack the teeth and then extract, not pleasant.

@barbrn

Жыл бұрын

I don't think it's general anesthesia because you have to have specially trained nurses & a crash cart there. I think they still use gas or IV sedation.

@lapislazarus8899

Жыл бұрын

Some people have impacted wisdom teeth, and that's a more complicated procedure. I'll take easy-peasy dental work any day!

3:43 was so, so funny to me! She was taking it so seriously!

That was so cruel, the zombie apocalypse!!! But I'd have to take all my pets.

That last guy is from the daily wire lmao

3:48 Now this is funny

FA - This is the best one yet. Thanks for the laughs.

5:30 the range of emotions this girl is experiencing right now 💀

What the HELL are they giving to these people? You won't see this reaction in ANY other country.

@MrRumdumb

Жыл бұрын

They are playing it up. They wouldn't let you leave after anesthesia if you were still this out of it. notice it's nearly all suburban white kids.

@Zauberklaus

Жыл бұрын

I think any other country won't release the patients when they are completely drugged 🤷‍♂️

@DanRC69

Жыл бұрын

@@Zauberklaus We DEFINITELY don't get given those kinds of drugs here in the UK.

@Zauberklaus

Жыл бұрын

@@DanRC69 I think anesthesia works the same in industrial countries

@blacksand.

Жыл бұрын

@@Zauberklaus nope, in Europe it's only a shot, no gas, no stoned people

Man if I ever have a kid I don't ever want him calling me "sir," even if he's in trouble for something.

The girl at the end sounded so disappointed there was no zombie apocalypse 😆😂🤣

The Last is still the BEST!

Damn Dr.Death is such a bad guy

Need more of Dr Death! 00:52

I was tired of the baseball player after the third time. Everybody else was too funny

This might actually be the funniest video on FailArmy. It's been the only video to have me laughing the whole way through!

Lol that zombie apocalypse thing was great!

3:44 The Stolen Nose Trick, what a classic Dad move!:

The last win🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Drugs are a hell of a drug!

^^ Dr. Death XD that was one of the best XD 😉🤣🤣🤣

This video perfectly exemplifies how bad editing can suck the funny out of hilarious clips.

All these people are probably the same people that fails on all your videos