Shopping With My Wife | Don McMillan Comedy
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America's #1 Nerdy Comedian
What do you get when you cross an Engineer with a stand-up comedian? You get Don McMillan. This former chip designer has been doing his one-of-a-kind, PowerPoint-Driven comedy show for audiences for over 20 years. In his show packed with graphs & charts, Don will show you the funny side of your world that has been sitting right in front of you - you are just too busy working to notice. Don graduated from Stanford University with a Master’s Degree in Electrical Engineering. He then went to work at AT&T Bell Labs where he was part of the team that designed the world’s first 32-bit microprocessor. He then moved to Silicon Valley where he helped launch the start-up company, VLSI Technology. Then after 15 years in the tech world, Don quit his job to become a stand-up comedian. That year he won $100,000 as the Comedy Grand Champion on “Star Search”. Don’s been seen on “The Tonight Show”, “HBO”, and the “Comedy Central”. These days, Don spends most of his time writing and performing customized corporate comedy shows for companies like Google, Apple, Amazon, Microsoft, Ford Motors, and Exxon/Mobil. Don has performed more than 800 corporate shows in the last 20 years and he was named the #1 Corporate Comedian by the CBS Business Network.
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Don is an incredible comedian who constantly brings engineering concepts to the stage. I am a retired engineer and could not possibly do anything of Don's comedic abilities.
I've seen that shopping slide all over the internet for years, funny to finally see where it originated.
I am french, and have difficulties to understand, but, every time, I laugh. This guy is incredible with these power points
@NormanNC
2 ай бұрын
shut up
@Mali8029
2 ай бұрын
You are having fun and learning English what is not to like 😊
@freeofbug4761
2 ай бұрын
@@Mali8029 i put subtitles, but YT IA translates like Biden when you listen to him.
@tonywiggins8073
Ай бұрын
Don’t worry my friend, it translates globally! 🤣🤣
I can't speak to the eyesight concept, but the shopping process is spot-on. Back in the day when shopping in a mall was an actual thing, there were times my dad would stay in the car (especially if it was an outdoor parking lot) and wait for my mom and my brothers and I. And yeah, we'd wander around as mom got whatever she was getting. But there was the occasional time when after all the wandering, we'd leave and she had bought nothing. On the one hand, dad was happy (no money got spent), but also a little upset (just a little, since he was still able to smoke his cigar) that we had spent so much time in the mall with nothing to show for it.
There are three stores men can generally spend hours in; 1. DIY Stores, especially the tool section 2. Sporting Goods Stores 3. Technology Stores Apart from them, men will generally know what they need, where to buy and just go, grab, pay and go home.
@andrefasching1332
2 ай бұрын
there is nothing wrong about admiring a power drill you dont need for your project, closely investigating the diamond tipped drill bits you definitely dont need for that project, buying a entry level tool of a very specific kind you dont need for that project of yours or asking the staff (in detail!) about all the pros and cons of the different sorts of wood they sell at the store without ever disclosing what project you would use it on, other than the information that its indeed a very very fine project.
@norsefalconer
2 ай бұрын
4. Toy/"Hobby" store, especially one with diecast and RC
@jongilbertson2106
2 ай бұрын
@@andrefasching1332you could need that power drill and diamond tipped bits for a future project. It helps to scout theses things out beforehand. An ounce of preparation..
@SteveSearle
18 сағат бұрын
5. Motorcycle dealership
@jongilbertson2106
4 сағат бұрын
@@andrefasching1332 you may need that drill and bits on a future project. It is good to do some research beforehand.
Men don't shop, we hunt.
@stvargas69
2 ай бұрын
Mmmmm, not if we know what we need & where its at
Brilliant math. 😂😂😂😂😂
Laura didn’t even get to the Gap 😂
I mean, yeah, can't argue with that cost/minute
@bricktasticanimations4834
Ай бұрын
I can. The spending of money wouldn't be equal enough to divide per minute. Really she is wasting both time and money even if it was the case. And then there is the matter of the item bought and the quality and usefulness of the items.
PowerPoint gets bad rep, but right here it's THE most powerful thing😂
Thank you for this, a laugh is a good thing.
The best part is she didn't even get the pants
To me, being a comedian this good, means he's a very smart person!
Making comedy fun again! Great laff! ❤
😂 and glad to see you are back 💪
100 percent correct 😁
I feel like spending less money per minute is actually LESS efficient because it means it took you LONGER to spend the same amount of money 😅 So yes, she is still less efficient at shopping lol
@ej2315
2 ай бұрын
Lol I was just thinking this,it really only works to show whose more efficient if you both take the same amount of time.
Love his charts.
When you start laughing at 00:24 you know what's coming 🤣
Don't forget increased nagging and deteriorating hearing
@westcoaststacker569
2 ай бұрын
What?
I legit have a shirt that says “talk nerdy to me” with a glasses graphic like these > 👓
I hated shopping with my last roommate. She would do the same as his wife.
We were all done shopping for 2020
I didn't know...that the Gap still exists.
Nie, that's real comedy
One of the most angry my wife has ever been with me was when were dating and at a party i told everyone she could browse in a bulk food store.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I must be weird, always shopped like a man .. shark like 🤣
The only shopping I do regularly is for groceries. I LOVE grocery shopping, meal planning, and cooking. I hardly ever buy anything else. I've been wearing clothes that are over ten years old and still fit. I have two pairs of shoes. I've never been to a shopping mall, even though I live ten minutes from one. Last year, I spent a total of $200 on myself and was pretty upset about it. This year, I'm determined to not let that amount cross $100 (maybe even $50).
How is nobody talking about the fact that the graph for looks started when she was 10…
@raul8578
2 ай бұрын
Who knows... nerd relationship 😅
My mother in law will say she wants to go shopping with my wife and when I ask what she needs from the store she says she'll find out when she gets there
Bang on! But, I will add, if my wife s ays she's gonna be five minutes, after t en, I go home. It's a half hour drive, and I don't answer my phone while driving. Then, it's a half hour drive back to the store. She has to wait, a full hour, because she can't be five minutes. Unfortunately, she's also then left in stores alone for a full hour. Which just elevates the problem. I've gone from a station wagon to a mini van because of her shopping. Then the mini van to a full sized van. Yep...... I got a 1 ton and trailer on order now.
He points out the fact that women go shopping, men go buying. Men go and get what they want and leave. Women go and try to find something they like, but maybe it’s not s o they look some more and find something else . They keep looking and keep paying for things they might like. That’s why it takes longer for women.
I took my wife to a bar of my choice, because I always went shopping with her. The first bar, nah, let's look for another bar. After 3 hours of looking for a nice bar, not finding one, we ended up in the first bar for a drink.
Women be shopping
Okay firstly I do the same thing with shopping cause Im a woman SECONDLY Im offended (this is a joke) cause you don't know what you're talking about. You went off of MONEY SPENT per minute not items bought and price per item I could spend 90 dollars in 10 minutes on a dress Doesn't make me more efficient of a shopper than someone who buys 2 in 15 minutes for 120 total Less money spent per item and less money spent per minute the things you SHOULD base efficiency of shopping on
That was a greate example and very funny. Unfortunately it reminds me of our govenment. They are the wife in this example. Me, I'm like the wife, with the exception that I probably didn't buy anything but the pants. I still would have went window shopping. Now do the math; I would have spent pennies per minute, if that. ;)
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