"No, I'm not calling you dumb; I'm saying that the categorization of celestial bodies has been reconsidered by an internationally-recognized organization since you learned that Pluto was a planet in school years ago." "Are you calling me old?" "GOD-"

@longbowshooter5291

8 күн бұрын

Ya know how when your comment is longer than a few sentences it says "see more"? Somehow I KNEW what was coming!🤣

@choppergirlfpv

7 күн бұрын

@@longbowshooter5291 Goofy got down on Dis-ney to touch his Plu-toe.

@anivicuno9473

5 күн бұрын

Is this a David Mitchell rant i missed somewhere?

Married 31 years today and I've won three arguments. Sooo crushing it!

@GoatsAndChickens123

Ай бұрын

I'm coming up on 10 years and have earned a total of two "sorries."

@confusedashell020

25 күн бұрын

@@GoatsAndChickens123 Were you hospitalized by her those 2 times?

@realmothbuterfli

16 күн бұрын

@@GoatsAndChickens123 Didn't know you could die twice. How did you manage to do that ?

@nunyabiz1712

16 күн бұрын

You win every argument you don't participate in.

@stealthcone

14 күн бұрын

@@realmothbuterflithey got some good paramedics where he lives!

Had tears in my eyes. I have argued with my wife over the one argument that I have won and yes i lost the argument about the argument. 😂

Who would have thought a Power Point presentation would be hilariously funny

Sounds like Pluto saved Uranus...After 46 years, I don't argue. God gave me a limited number of breaths;

I remember hearing an interview on the radio with a man who'd been married something like 75 years and when asked about the secret of a happy marriage he (almost) immediately answered "Two words - Yes dear."

Didn’t even bring up that the kids will usually side with mom and tag team you in the argument 🤣

I'm an engineer. I was able to replicate this result.

Going on 12 year married here; yet to win one but I am still holding on to some hope

@FOG-321

18 күн бұрын

If ya win one ya gonna wish ya didn't 'cause it's gonna cost ya : )

@josefstalin8069

14 күн бұрын

my A+ tactic is (when the bullshitting happens) you say "I am confused, can we backtrack? I want to understand your point of view but I feel like we've moved on to an entirely different course and I'm still stuck on the first one. Be patient with me, please?" be sure to make the please sound as pitiable as possible without being wimpy. Total disarmment, it forces them go either go back to the point, or be the aggressor and you the victim. Report back with your findings to brainstorm once she adapts

I was a STEM teacher, years ago. I wish I had this guys material for my classes back then. My best funny was... All of the kids were issued chromebooks and we actually had a pretty good Wi-Fi network and I put that to good use. However, being rather rural, the power would flicker off for a second or so, and then all the servers had to reset, which took a few minutes. This happens one fine day, and one of the kids in the back row, in frustration, yells, "WHAT is WRONG with the internet!" Sotto voce, I said "You can't get away from the porn." The kids up front heard and began to giggle. It quickly spread to the back.

my new fav comedian

Great routine. The other arguing option is "I am not playing these games" and walk away. The couch is very comfy. I made sure of that.

The number of people say Earth is flat doesn't seem so odd now.

Brilliant on many levels! Love it, Don

A dwarf planet is still a planet. Also, my wife is annoyed with how often I'm right in arguments.

@imjuliewaters

Ай бұрын

That's what I said when he said it was a dwarf planet, "well then it's still a planet". 😂

@linsen8890

Ай бұрын

So, how comfortable is your couch? 😂

@Reignspike

Ай бұрын

In that case, you'd better add a few more "planets" to the mobile. Ceres & Eris at the least, and several others probably. But the IAU says a dwarf planet isn't a planet. Just like a tiger shark isn't a tiger. ;D

@alder2460

Ай бұрын

No, it's not a planet, just like a killer whale is not a whale - it's a dolphin. Names can be misleading. A dwarf planet is a sub-planetary object that is in orbit around the sun, it's massive enough for its gravity to make it spherical, but isn't able to dominate its orbit.

@bbgun061

29 күн бұрын

@@Reignspike but a tiger shark is a shark. The IAU's definition is silly. It excludes Neptune.

Funniest dang powerpoint presentation I have ever seen in my life. 🤣🤣🤣

special, very special comedy, thank you

😂😂 Sometimes im really glad im not married. I have no tolerance for manipulation.

@SamBrockmann

11 күн бұрын

Then find a spouse who won't manipulate you. They do exist. Trust me. I married a woman who won't manipulate.

Yeah this makes me want to stay single. "Are you saying I'm dumb?" is a manipulative statement that unpacks to "If you maintain your assertion, I will interpret it in a way that will result in you being punished." Of course, the whole thing was a joke, but if you're in a relationship where that happens, consider counseling because that person is not healthy.

My Account missus loved this, DEFINITELY saw herself! 😂

Rowan Atkinson is an engineer, too.

0:55 I immediately think of Gene Wilder in Mel Brooks' "The Producers", as the eccentric accountant who always needs his security blanket.

Put it this way. Pluto is so important that they had to create a whole new category of planet. First dwarf planet. Don't think of it as a downgrade rather than an upgrade to our science. Pluto is such an underdog that it won the fight and science had to change to fit around how amazing Pluto is

"center of the universe" jajajajajajajaja

Pluto is actually upgraded to a planet again, from what I recently heard.

Don't let bullies like Neil deGrasse Tyson disrespect Pluto like that. Pluto will always be a planet in my heart and also in the diagram on my old elementary school's corridor because everyone's too lazy to update that 😌

@pauljeffers5495

Ай бұрын

Well, I identify Pluto as a planet. What are you? A Plutophobe? You bigot!

@AdamFuqua

Ай бұрын

Did they at least add Ceres in there? 😄

@Wecoc1

Ай бұрын

@@AdamFuqua This ain't Final Fantasy 6 😆

@hmburdock5818

Ай бұрын

@@Wecoc1if Pluto should be considered a planet then Ceres, which orbits between Mars and Jupiter, should also be considered a planet. Also beyond Pluto there are other "planets", like Haumea, Eris, Makemake and so on. So let's keep Pluto a dwarf planet or it's getting ridiculous.

@DM-kl4em

29 күн бұрын

It might be laziness, but I'm not so sure. If you tell a bunch of little kids that Pluto, that tiny little planet on the outside, is not a planet anymore, there is bound to be dozens of crying children and angry parents.

Pluto is Grandfathered in as a planet, no matter what they say.

Accurate.

oldy, but still so good.

and this is why I have chosen to remain single.

Management and people skills? Show me that manager. Problem solving and people skills is like an arbitrator. Also there's like the funniest meme picture where a woman asks a man "how did you get so fit" and the man replies "exercise and reducing calories" and the woman replies with a chuckle "no, really, what's your secret!" People really, really don't want their problems solved, they just want them to disappear. The problem with engineers arguing with women is that they play by different rules. How could you win when you're not even playing the same game and the other party has all the unbalanced cheat codes and trump cards that are like "immediately go to jail without passing the start". Also the worst thing you CAN do is to win one of those arguments with a woman. That's when you're in real trouble. There's another meme about that: on a forum someone says "my wife just said I'm right, what should I do?!" to which someone else replied "say that you're sorry".

@carly4513

17 күн бұрын

My husband says men want to figure out why something doesn't work. Women just want it to work. I think our position makes more sense. It should work. 😀

😆😆😆👏👏👏 yay vein diagram

Lets make Pluto great again!

@microdesigns2000

20 күн бұрын

😂

@peterrenn6341

2 күн бұрын

I can think of the perfect person to send there and be president. 🟠

Good comedy

Pluto is a dwarf planet which is a kind of planet, Pluto is a planet QED.

Joined back in 2015 to the Marine Corps

Some funny shit.

Subscribed

😂😂

Imagine if there's intelligent life on Pluto that's about as technologically advanced as our medieval period. From their perspective it is the centre of the solar system. The sun and the rest of the planets is a frivolous God that likes to dance around Pluto and tell it how pretty it is.

Compromise. Eris is the new planet that's bigger / heaver than Pluto. I'll hang Pluto, if you let me hang Eris. "But Eris is too new, I only want the old planets." Ceres was the planet between Mars and Jupiter in the 1800s. It's an old planet. It got demoted to asteroid, and has now been promoted to dwarf planet. Can I add that one too? How about Sedna or Makemake or Gonggong? And the dwarf planet Haumea sounds like it came from a disney movie. Haumea matata means no worries for the rest of your days. It's our problem-free philosophy. Haumea matata. Isn't that a fun planet? Why don't you like fun planets? If compromise doesn't work, you need to learn how to set your own emotional traps.

There's a video out there of the leading expert on Pluto and Neil Degrass Tyson having the same argument. Pluto really should be a planet (as should at least most of the rest of the dwarf planets).

@Wustenfuchs109

23 күн бұрын

Not really. I mean, it is not important first of all - scientists use those classifications (and that's all they are) just so they would have a bit more orderly lists. There is no real scientific reason behind those, because they highly depend on the definition. There are probably more similarities between Pluto and Mercury than Jupiter and Pluto or any other rocky planet. Important distinction is between stars and other orbiting bodies. But between various non-star objects that orbit around a star? Not really. There is no different science involved - therefore it is scientifically not important. It is just about easier data maintenance. If there is a significant difference, it is between objects that turn spherical due to the effect of their own mass, and those that don't. There is some scientific difference going on there. But between other round objects orbiting a star? Nope. Should Pluto be a planet? As much as Jupiter should be a dwarf planet. It is just a class division for objects. You can go either way. Scientists really don't care as long as you get the rest of the science right. Those classifications are just there to save us some time - nothing more. And in case of Pluto, it does save you time if you call it Dwarf Planet and not a Planet. Because if you say it is a Planet, you need to add a few other parameters to fully explain its position and characteristics. While a definition of a Dwarf Planet fits it much better and you have less explaining to do to fully characterize Pluto. And that is the whole point of those astronomical classifications - putting objects into defined groups so they are easier to find and explain, without using more time than it is necessary. And, frankly, the only people who got their panties in a twist about Pluto are certain Americans. The rest of the world does not care, we are completely fine with the scientific division as it is now. Americans care because Pluto is the only "planet" found by an American. Pure nationalism, has nothing to do with science. Same with using imperial system over metric and many other things. Because 'Murica!

Married 16 years, beautiful loving wife. I win 98% of arguments. Here would be my flow diagram of an argument about Pluto being a dwarf planet. Pluto is a dwarf planet -> No it isn't, we learned it was a planet at school -> Me too, but Tyson down graded it to a dwarf planet. See look -> Do you think I'm dumb -> Of course not, I think you're amazing and intelligent. You know that. I just think you didn't hear about the change. No big deal -> I don't like Tyson -> Me either, he's a sellout. Want to hang out after I'm finished hanging Neptune? -> Sure. What should we do.. And that gentlemen is how you beat a woman at her own game.

Funny stuff, though that was an Euler diagramm not a Venn.

Hear about Pluto, that’s messed up. -Burton Guster.

The only time you win is when it's JUST FINE.

this guy always reminds me of Ben from Viva LaDirt

The problem with the question about Pluto is that it's a political question. Pluto is a planet, by the way.

I can’t take my eyes off the weird, Vulcan grip he has on the microphone

@joelpabalinas7457

9 күн бұрын

His holding the remote for the PowerPoint

Pluto is a planet, their ruling was dumb. (Yes I'm an engineer)

Better to lose a spouse than to be bullied.. But, I mean, marriage is bat-shit crazy anyway, lol

My rule for planets, are they the largest object in their orbit, and are they at least twice the size of the next largest object that shares their orbit?

Pluto will always be a planet. Stop letting NDT bully Pluto.

It’s not that there isn’t a solution to the problem of “I’m fat” it’s that you need to actually understand the problem that needs solving…just like in engineering…not all problems are as easy as they seem…:-D. The easier the problem seems, the harder it actually is…do not provide an obvious solution…ask questions first…as any good scientist does…🤔😊😁🤣🤣🤣

Seems like everyone is agreeing that this comedy is basically reality, quite sad

Your wife was right #plutoplanetsmatter

Spherical and revolve around the Sun should be enough to be a planet. Pluto was a planet when it was discovered. Why change the definition that excludes it?

If Pluto is a “dwarf planet”, then it’s a planet, just like a “white cat” is still a cat…

@alder2460

Ай бұрын

No, it's not a planet, just like a killer whale is not a whale - it's a dolphin. Names can be misleading. A dwarf planet is a sub-planetary object that is in orbit around the sun, it's massive enough for its gravity to make it spherical, but isn't able to dominate its orbit.

@user-hs5vb6kc9o

26 күн бұрын

I think it's more how a bobcat is NOT a cat, or how a red panda is NOT a panda.

It’s not a planet. People need to get over it..

Well my argument is if it’s a dwarf planet is it still not a planet? Like I look up the definition of dwarf and I get: A person with a usually genetic disorder resulting in atypically short stature and often disproportionate limbs. - so are dwarf people not people? An atypically small animal or plant. - are they then not an animal or plant? And the final one A small creature resembling a human, often having magical powers, appearing in legends and fairy tales. …. This is about fictional content so nothing needs to make sense. Overall they taught us Pluto was a planet forever then try and take Pluto’s planet card away, we’re not accepting the changing of the fact we had been taught for years that Pluto is in fact a planet.

@alder2460

Ай бұрын

Look up the definition of dwarf planets instead. A dwarf planet is not a planet, just like a killer whale isn't a whale - it's a dolphin. Dwarf planets are an entire new class of planetary bodies, fully disjointed from planets, despite what the name suggests. They've taught you that Pluto was a planet but back there there was no definition of what a planet is and no other objects around Pluto were known at that time. That's the only thing that changed, we've defined a planet and Pluto simply doesn't fit those criterias. It's just a matter of clear categorisation. It's this simple, nobody targets Pluto on purpose. We’ve simply discovered many more objects like Pluto, on the same orbit as Pluto and realized that something is off with that place - that’s because Pluto is a part of the Kuiper Belt. This happened before, when we discovered Ceres and called it a planet, later we discovered many other, smaller objects on the same orbit and that’s how we discovered the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter. Ceres was then reclassified as an asteroid. In 2006 it was reclassified again as a dwarf planet. Science is constantly changing and evolving. We keep coming up with new theories and new ways to better describe the universe. What was once thought at schools now isn't correct as we understand it was flawed and we have better ways of describing it. Things change. It's time to accept that.

Hot take: Guy explaining how awful women are and everyone just laughs because it’s true. I say better to be single than to put up with this shit.