So.....I love Morocco, a lot. But even the most ardent lover of Morocco will at some point get SICK of all the salesmanship. Even you best Moroccan friend is going to probably try to sell you a carpet at some point in the relationship. The good thing, it teaches you to say NO. But I thought I'd make a little "how to" guide about negotiating in Morocco and what they are looking for was well as what you should be looking for. It's meant for laughs. Have fun!