Hila: I don't think you should make nois- Ethan: *CHING WONG WENNNN*

@sirmel11

4 жыл бұрын

Nice avatar. Great comic

Ethan is gonna have to apologize for this in like ten years 😂😂😂

@zacheryrodgers6983

4 жыл бұрын

Try 10 hours.

@steveshyde7564

4 жыл бұрын

HAAAAAAA

@hollister2320

4 жыл бұрын

Zachery Rodgers I takey da tire ou☠️😂

@PaganShagger

4 жыл бұрын

@Dennis Helgi jews own hollywood

@PaganShagger

4 жыл бұрын

Lol why is h3h3 so scared of hyperbolizing foreign dialects? The chinese actually laugh at SJW and PC snowflakes sensoring themselves. Oh wait, is it b/c KZread would ban you guys for comedy? Ya.

Ethan: You can not offend the Chinese so easily Winney the poo: let me introduce myself

@PaganShagger

4 жыл бұрын

To be fair the that's the chinese government. The people probably dont give a shit. Their lives are already tough, I doubt some internet stranger is going to offend your average PRC citizen

@basiliska

4 жыл бұрын

winney the poo

@greenyblueish6138

4 жыл бұрын

Winnie the pooh is British

@321findus

4 жыл бұрын

@@greenyblueish6138 People are calling Xi Jinping Winnie the Pooh as a joke.

@greenyblueish6138

4 жыл бұрын

@@321findus okay

Ethan: “I TAkEa Da TiRe Of”😂😂

@Maisara_br

4 жыл бұрын

Gorge Patino will this clip get resurfaced after 6 years and Ethan gets cancelled because of it lol

@judekiv

4 жыл бұрын

@E L doubt it

@lio423

4 жыл бұрын

E L 💀 holy shit you killed him

I feel like it's a power move to cook with a crane. Next up, cooking with a jet engine. Probably been done already actually.

@JD-ns9mr

4 жыл бұрын

I’m gonna catch the Grand Canyon on fire and spit roast an elephant over it. Check mate.

@123mcgarrigle

4 жыл бұрын

Levels

@kisa4748

4 жыл бұрын

One man's tragic accident is another's "Cooking with a jet engine."

@connorbovingdon8563

4 жыл бұрын

top gear tried it

@missundies

4 жыл бұрын

There's a video of a guy getting sucked in to a jet engine, I don't know much about jet engines or cooking but I'm guessing he turned out pretty well done.

Copyright laws make such a hassle of watching a 2 minute clip that it makes me think this is how the Orwellian censorship of our era begins.

@mclovin9151

4 жыл бұрын

MAYBE THEY SHOULD COME UP WITH ACTUAL CONTENT TO DISCUSS AND NOT JUST SURF REDDIT

@m4c1990

4 жыл бұрын

Not the Copyright Laws. Just KZread shitty implementation of it because they don't give a fuck about Fair Use.

@Jesushates6969

4 жыл бұрын

Dumbass

@Yukiyak0

4 жыл бұрын

My Name Is David Hogg & I Approve This Message why not? Its usually from their own sub reddit you gnome

@thefallenone1718

4 жыл бұрын

"Begins"? Bwahaha

3:17 the one time dubbed is better than subbed

@probablynotabigtoe9407

4 жыл бұрын

Woof bark woof woof

Mmmmmmh I’m hungry, better cook a whole large mammal with a tractor

This Podcast has become: *20%* being afraid of copyright *30%* being afraid of offending someone and being cancelled *30%* Ethan ranting about a topic he's done no research on *20%* Arguing The internet is dying.

@Submersed24

4 жыл бұрын

Just KZread is. Someone needs to make a new youtube that doesn't censor people

@PaganShagger

4 жыл бұрын

The internet is strongest in the US, its dying elsewhere with censorship, no bullying people or joking allowed like in Europe and China. What do you expect from a couple of talentless hacks. They are only as fresh as the content they talk about it's like a talkshow.

@dakuwolfie103

4 жыл бұрын

More like 60% of them worrying about offending someone and getting canceled its ridiculous, you cant even say what someone else is saying anymore that's absurd

@joshlockie9285

4 жыл бұрын

This podcast is trying to be Redbar radio and failing miserably

"I don't like it" - hila

"We can make fun of the Chinese" OKAY ethan 😂😂

@trundlemcdingus4657

4 жыл бұрын

Ever actually met any chinese? They're the fucking worst.

@trundlemcdingus4657

4 жыл бұрын

@li wu Yang isn't Chinese, he's American you dingus.

@thedarkpassenger84

4 жыл бұрын

@@asspounderify a little more effort and people will actually be able to understand what you're saying.

@trundlemcdingus4657

4 жыл бұрын

@Brupcat Are your friends from the mainland or do their parents happen to be chinese and they live in west?

The first guy looks like he is actually Mongolian not Chinise.

@elvisdapanda193

4 жыл бұрын

Mihael Zubak damn I do believe u are right lol hands down

@t.c.5476

4 жыл бұрын

God Damn Mongorians

@_booth7992

4 жыл бұрын

@@t.c.5476 Tryna break down my shitty wall!

@awesomises

4 жыл бұрын

I love it when I have *Chinise* food for dinner

@Killian-fh8wi

4 жыл бұрын

Mihael Zubak there are many Mongolian in the north of China in Inner Mongolia

the beginning is a shitshow

Does Ethan not know that meat can be put in a car and moved?

This podcast is like 20% maneuvering around copyright

Ethan-"They don't have Twitter or Instagram so they're like TiK T0K" haha

I mean. Teddy Fresh clothes are made in China soooooooo..

@TheEwqua

4 жыл бұрын

Are they? That makes me sad and disappointed, I thought they had integrity in that respect.

@PaganShagger

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheEwqua teddy tegrity fresh

@EmoKid1329

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheEwqua things can be made ethically in China...

@joshlockie9285

4 жыл бұрын

TheEwqua lol Ethan has integrity? Great trolling

The mop thing isn't that weird. A lot of BBQ places down south use a mop to bast and slather marinades and sauce on massive slabs of meat. (at least in those cases, it's a designated mop, not the cleaning mop) I don't want to speak for this dude though. His actions already say a lot lol.

Here we go again

Hila: I don’t like it “EVERYTHING”

Lol Ethan's more concerned about the copyright than being racially sensitive

@secratekeeper

4 жыл бұрын

He’s so annoying

@NishantrP

4 жыл бұрын

@Film him!! jesus calm the fuck down, I prefaced with a lol. Obviously he's joking. You're projecting

@lightninlarry8936

4 жыл бұрын

Only one of them makes him money

@Beezy089

4 жыл бұрын

It's only a joke calm down lmaoo

@Vexfer

4 жыл бұрын

Joke or not people honestly are too sensitive lol get over yourselves.

The podcasts are great but can you guys make another classic for that nostalgic feeling for an old timer subscriber like myself?

@idonthaveaname6472

4 жыл бұрын

been around since early 2014 man I know how it feels

@elenas-s1654

4 жыл бұрын

i feel ya

@bqureshi21

4 жыл бұрын

ethan talked about this recently, i think with theo von on his podcast. the h3h3 productions vids are pretty much over. he felt drained by them and closed that chapter of his life

@idonthaveaname6472

4 жыл бұрын

bqureshi21 damn. it’s a loss but the videos honestly got worse since the prank reactions. Nothing but downhill if i’m being completely honest

@chocochan3167

4 жыл бұрын

ok boomer

When you cook with a mop, I'll have to give the meal a hard pass.

@alexandralawson9578

4 жыл бұрын

The mop could be clean😂😂😂😂😂

@DoubleSlit9

4 жыл бұрын

you would be an idiot if you don't use a clean mop.

@ooftygoofty5711

4 жыл бұрын

Basting mop is a thing just usually one handed lol And it is called a mop

@Misterz3r0

4 жыл бұрын

mops are common in barbeque

Ethan's "impressions" are usually terrible but this time it was so funny LMAO!

Ethan like Tiny Tim out of ‘A Christmas Carol’ peering through his eating window at the gas carcass “that looks pretty good not gonna lie”

i gotta say its kinda hypocritical to say "its disgusting" about the camel carcass and not any of the others.

@johne7123

4 жыл бұрын

kinda closed minded

@infusedwithsepticpuss

4 жыл бұрын

Why? It clearly looks the most revolting due to its size and shape. People are allowed to find shit disgusting.

@naseralshareef3026

4 жыл бұрын

@@infusedwithsepticpuss but it tastes better than cow and lamb meat

@PaganShagger

4 жыл бұрын

Its not hypocritical, it's called relative opinion. What you find delicious, others might find revolting. Like chinese people eating cat and dog and rat meat.

@naseralshareef3026

4 жыл бұрын

@Jedd Slaven lamb can be cooked in a certain and easy way to be great!

That camel looks like something out of Resident Evil

now that hila has a company and all i feel like her PR rep is on the edge of their seat when ethan is about to say something

“they look like good clean bites”, had me laughing 😂 😂

I like the bubble bloop sound before the outro

It’s been 5 months since we got a H3H3 video wtf Ethan

Can he just like let it play once?

@maggiemay8303

4 жыл бұрын

Mike Muhiddinov they would get a copy strike :/

@muhammadsiddiqmuhiddinov1590

4 жыл бұрын

Maggie May not even with sound tho. Like he kept pausing and going back till he finally let it play once all the way. Triggered me so godamn much

@ilovegames-br8bh

4 жыл бұрын

@@maggiemay8303 who cares

@maggiemay8303

4 жыл бұрын

@@muhammadsiddiqmuhiddinov1590 oh i get you lol

@maggiemay8303

4 жыл бұрын

@@ilovegames-br8bh im sure they do lol this isnt a free gig

Does that glow in the dark Einstein t-shirt fit you yet Ethan?!? Just a thought...

I’m Chinese it’s cool. I can give you the pass lmao.

@tj9959

4 жыл бұрын

Do you know what master Chen was saying in those clips? Can you please translate? I understand if you don’t want to

@NAME-py3rj

4 жыл бұрын

TJ hes shouting the ingredients if im not wrong. Even as a chinese speaking person chinese its hard to hear what he is saying cause hes screaming it. Like for example when hes salting the meat hes shouting 盐 (salt in mandarin)

@tj9959

4 жыл бұрын

NAME ah ok, thank you very much for explaining

today's society in a nutshell: ethan: *makes innocent Chinese joke* ethan 5 secs after joke: *makes it clear they love Chinese people*

@im_okami7326

4 жыл бұрын

The comments are sooooo toxic, it's unbelievable. People love getting mad.

@trav-c137

4 жыл бұрын

@@im_okami7326 yea people get offended quicker than ever before

@henrylarson

4 жыл бұрын

Too bad, we could all just laugh sooo much more often if everyone didn’t get offended by everything.

@dakuwolfie103

4 жыл бұрын

@@henrylarson right!

@dakuwolfie103

4 жыл бұрын

@@im_okami7326 what do you mean, in what way are people getting mad like, its racist or it's not racist? In alot of peoples opinion it seems stupid to even think its racist

Hila complains at any joke that is slightly edgy

@elyxrr

4 жыл бұрын

I don't think Hila is personally offended by it, I just think she's probably trying to warn him more about what others would think. Because let's be honest, a lot of people have recently been watching all of Ethan's moves very closely just to see what controversial thing he does next. I'm not personally for or against it though, I'm just saying

@rorror9684

4 жыл бұрын

She knows everyone will start attacking and “canceling” her unaware husband

@Submersed24

4 жыл бұрын

@@elyxrr the whole reason h3h3 was successful is bc they aren't censored.

@johne7123

4 жыл бұрын

she's so scared, ruins the vibe

@PotatoGawds

4 жыл бұрын

its her podcast too. i wouldn't let someone's ignorance go unchecked. so STFU

I thought czn’s name was cezeanne from listening to the audio version 😂

That guy that cooks while looking at the camera smiling is just a fucking legend.

LA content these days. Nothing interesting here

@bmoneyrancidfan91

4 жыл бұрын

Ethan and hila are fuckin sellout kooks

@trav-c137

4 жыл бұрын

what would you rather them talk about? not being a dick I'm genuinely curious. because i sometimes think about the random shit I would talk about if I had a podcast

@Henry-ns4jo

4 жыл бұрын

​@@trav-c137 Ethan is a hack and a second rate haver-of-opinions. I couldn't care less anymore

@trav-c137

4 жыл бұрын

@@Henry-ns4jo what was it that swayed you?

@Henry-ns4jo

4 жыл бұрын

@@trav-c137 its been a gradual downward spiral

Ethan loses sleep at night over the cooks not showing the final results.

Hila Is slowly becoming more of a mommy she literally won’t talk about anything controversial without cutting the conversation off before it even starts don’t get me wrong I love hila and Ethan but I’ve been noticing in the podcasts as of lately🤔

@emilyhendriks3547

4 жыл бұрын

It's been like that for like 2 years now 😭😭😭 still love them just miss how extra they used to be lol

Next video: Mongolian man suffers heart attack while grilling entire elephant carcass over Mordor

This is neither shocking or horrid

@AC-rv7kf

4 жыл бұрын

Loren isn't that what everyone does, you eat meat right? Same thing, jusy cut up

@Havibox21

4 жыл бұрын

@Loren oh stop. Humans have been doing this for thousands of years. In a small or large scale its relatively the same. Plus it helps when feeding large groups of people, and thats the whole reason these chefs are doing this.

@Havibox21

4 жыл бұрын

Executing someone brings nothing beneficial to the body. And eating meats and plants does. Im sorry but its an awful comparison. The human body has adapted to these foods, witch weather you like it or not are necesarry for basically every part and function of the body. Execution is just a human act and part of social structure. And dont judge before even knowing if it was for views or not. One of these men holds charitys whenever he can and owns a ver succesful restaurant very well known and famous around the world.

Ethan imatates voice: Hila:😡

Ethan: I love how Trisha says I'm obsessed with Jews. Also Ethan: We love the Chinese!

@almightybeanchild

4 жыл бұрын

Ethan and Hila are such hypocrites

@MiraSubieGirl

4 жыл бұрын

One is a tiny race/religion that morons around the World scapegoat. One is the Largest population on Earth, Communists and murderers... tyrants of freedom. -_-

@Eargesplitten-Loudenboomer

4 жыл бұрын

@@MiraSubieGirl There aren't that many jews though.

@aidankeefe6892

4 жыл бұрын

almightybeanchild it’s different he didn’t say he had a fetish for Jewish people like Trisha did and it’s not like their giving a speech or some shit he’s just saying what ever.

Giant cooking just doesn't work well. It feeds many people quickly, but you get much worse quality food. Outside gets hard and too much seasoning, inside can potentially be raw, and unlikely to have any seasoning. It's not bad to use for stews though.

"TikTok" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@maybetomorrowmaybe

4 жыл бұрын

hila's face when ethan was saying this lmao

That car spinning the meat over the fire is actually genius if you where in a situation where the only way to cook enough food for a group of people is to do this so I can’t hate on that

@mclovin9151

4 жыл бұрын

ehh i would probably just drive my car somewhere that i could cook it. cos it's a car..

You guys are funny but it takes away from my laughter being so irritated that every video you guys are dicking around with the audio or video. PREPARE for god sakes

@diji5071

4 жыл бұрын

Why does no one understand the terms for _____'s sake? For fuck's sake! For Christ's sake. For English's sake! For Pete's sake!

@DoubleSlit9

4 жыл бұрын

@@diji5071 this is not a grammar test! jesus! calm down for gods sake.

@nick3006

4 жыл бұрын

Ariana _ I think that makes it funnier tbh

@ariana_208

4 жыл бұрын

Diji it’s said aloud way more than it is written so I don’t think it’s uncommon that I misheard it.

1:02 Chinese are not very offendable? Hello? Xijinping literally banned Winnie the Pooh from all of China bc of comments which were made lol

@kuotian5499

4 жыл бұрын

asspounderify there’s a difference between politicians and the people. I think America can attest to that statement as well. Additionally, Winnie the Pooh is not banned everywhere in China, there are Winnie the Pooh amusement parks and candy bars in China. It’s only banned when used to insult the president.

@PaganShagger

4 жыл бұрын

You know who are the most easily offended? Americans. Birth of SJW and PC snowflakes.

@galaghar6299

4 жыл бұрын

what did winnie the pooh do im curious

8:53 reminds me of the sam jackson beer skit by chappelle

Lol, you don' t need to press the gas pedal. Just Shift in 1. Gear and release the clutch or put it in D and release the brake. The wheels will spin on the lifted side. WHEN you step on Gas, the other wheels on the ground will start to spin aswell.

I love their podcast but their body language says it all. They don't even try anymore it's almost like they are tired of it

@Yor_gamma_ix_bae

4 жыл бұрын

Mariano Sandoval oh shit a body language expert! Nice how popular psuedo science is.

I hope this guy doesn't cook a dog using his car

Good lord I’ve got 4 stadia commercials in this clip

Yah they would have got copyrighted its daftpunk

@flowerboi1815

4 жыл бұрын

Can't do anything these days holy shit.

5:10 Everywhere I go on the internet, I can't escape that man. He KEEPS FINDING ME AND WONT STOP FUCKING SMILING AT ME

I don't know what I hate more, TikTok or being penalized for music use in the background of a video. Social Media is going to hit rock bottom sooner than we think 😒

Lmfao I love how his wife just doesn’t say anything when he gets offensive 😂

Ethan needs to chill tf out... I love h3h3 so much but damn 💀

@jase37

4 жыл бұрын

Facts, everyone else is chill and Ethan has to take it too far every time 💀

@omghalo3rocks

4 жыл бұрын

@@jase37 What'd he do

@floorijzerman

4 жыл бұрын

@@omghalo3rocks nothing, havn't you noticed this has become the normie podcast.

@omghalo3rocks

4 жыл бұрын

@@floorijzerman these dude fr being pussy asf

@johne7123

4 жыл бұрын

Ethans the chillest, everyone else is freaking out

That ‘ Haya!’ voice actually means ‘sprinkle the salt’. In case you’re wandering.

I alway find it funny that u can faintly hear another guy in the studio background laughing.

All fine dining requires a car jack and mop bucket of sauce.

Did you see the one cooking a whole dang camel vs a whole lamb both on rotisserie lol????

The title's a little bit much don't you think Ian?

1:53 Hila: bruh r u fr rn. You actually trying to get us demonitized here or what

The only thing I learned in this video is that neither Ethan nor Hila can drive manual

No I want to see him make chicken soup in a swimming pool

Idk guys... wasn’t there

0:30 - 0:44 is the funniest thing ever on the podcast

In todays world you can’t even imitate a person on the internet, on the internet without people from the internet getting so offended that you’re not allowed to make a living on the internet anymore. I want to die honestly.

I demand footage of this feeding window i keep hearing about

Chinese man: Emphatically speaks in his own language Ethan: SHUHSUUBUKUFAFAKU Hila: ... :^(

The guy is shouting because he is angry. He expresses his anger by cooking large animals. He just went through a bad breakup 🐪

The first guy knew what he was doing, he had the meat directly over the fires because the fires had already been burning and had developed nice hot embers, which is more appropriate for cooking and also more effective.

Nobody: Ian: *Wanna Risk It All*

0:35 got me rollin

This is the level of ethics theyre taught in that country??? Like taking a whole ass dead carcass and scorching it? Total inedible waste

Hila, “this show” is the greatest show of ALL TIME

CAN I HAVE SOME CHOCOLATE MILK?

@teslamess

4 жыл бұрын

Lol no you're allergic to it

I wish hila would just let ethan make his jokes. Its obvious eathen doesnt care about controversial jokes thats what makes him funny

@johne7123

4 жыл бұрын

seems she's a little less rational now, she's living in fear of what someone might say

@TheMusicBox112

4 жыл бұрын

@@johne7123 or she recognizes the hypocrisy of calling out pewdiepie for doing it

@dra1nwat3r

4 жыл бұрын

She is the owner of a company

@PotatoGawds

4 жыл бұрын

that isnt what makes him funny. lazy humor makes him cringey

If you paying a fucking sound guy and an editor why dont make them mute the music in the video and unmute the parts of interest only (shouts in this case) ffs. It would only take 5 mins or less to do that.

Ethan and his eyebrows going nuts is fucking hilarious!!!! Hahahahaahahhah

Today's fact: Samuel Jackson has a clause in his film contracts that allows him to play golf during film shoots whenever he wants.

@DavidRSAT

4 жыл бұрын

😡 🐜 bot

@JD-ns9mr

4 жыл бұрын

Useless fact. Try again next video.

@Eddy-dn1jx

4 жыл бұрын

@@DavidRSAT it's not a bot, this guy does the every video you clown

Suggestion.....Couldn't you guys just play some royalty free music (or the podcast theme) OVER the videos whenever there's music in a clip you want to use? It's the same as just talking over it anyway right? But idk a lot about the copyright system so hey

Ethan that Chinese joke was very funny "TikTok!" hahaa. Here are some more jokes: Americans: "TikTok!" Africans: "TikTok!" Mexicans: "TikTok!" Europeans: "TikTok!"

I love you Ethan and Hila

how much longer you think ethan continues this vegetarian charade

Honestly if someone joked about Jews the reaction would be completely different

@PotatoGawds

4 жыл бұрын

yup.

@omegapirate64

4 жыл бұрын

Joe it’s not about accuracy , it’s just that I find it kinda funny how if the tables were turned Ethan wouldn’t take it lightly

@CillerC3P0

4 жыл бұрын

Cheeto it’s funny CHINESE LIKE TIK TOK SAY TIK TOK. HINNA

@omegapirate64

4 жыл бұрын

Ciller lol I get the idea but it’s not that he’s doing stereotypical accents that’s irritating me it’s just that if we did it to him I’m pretty sure he wouldn’t be laughing. But I’m not sure so I won’t jump to conclusions

@anorangewithacapybaraunder2370

4 жыл бұрын

Cheeto As Ricky Gervais says: In comedy, people are offended when they “confuse the subject and target”. You’re confusing the subject of “them yelling” with “mocking their accents” 🤷‍♂️

That was a Bactrian Camel (two hump).. kinda fucked cause they are one of the rarest animals to find in the wild. It was probably from a farm but still. You're only supposed to eat DROMADARY camels (one hump)

Ethans chinese impersonation was A+. Master Chan or whatever, dude is crazy. LMFAO

Remember the 1000 degree knife thing. Somebody stole the idea and everyone copied it. It’s probably the same thing in the cooking community.

Ethan would cancel someone in a heart beat if he saw this and it wasnt him

You’re vegetarian Ethan don’t let nobody stray you away from this healthy green lifestyle just keep going, along the way your taste will change and you’ll learn to cook.

Czn gave the Chinese chef a shout out in his post

A lot of BBQ places use a mop

0:40 why are you such a boomer dad lmfaoooo god DAMN it Ethan 1:50 🇨🇳 🥩 🍖 🔥

@thatonedude8329

4 жыл бұрын

why is he a boomer for that?

Czn is a genuinely good dude y’all

Its like one guy doing a chicken recipe and grilling the chicken, and then another does a chicken recipe and grills it, and then it's counted as idea theft.

PLEASE HELP SPREAD THE FACT THAT THE ASTRATES CHANNEL HAS BEEN HACKED AND KZread IS DOING NOTHING ABOUT IT PLEASE