Shit Flute Players Say
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CAST: FluterScooter, Viviana Guzman, Jason Blank
WRITTEN & PRODUCED BY: FluterScooter, Viviana Guzman, Jason Blank
Mozart Concerto in G major performed by Viviana Guzman & the Juilliard Chamber Orchestra
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worst thing that everyone says to me: Keep your flute up
@kylie4480
8 жыл бұрын
omg thats so true!!
" oh! so you can play the flute , can you play the piccolo as well? " no
They forgot the part where the flute is constantly out of tune
2:39 is some quality music
@jamesha175
7 жыл бұрын
best harmony ever!
the two piccolos making demonic noises together is too real
I don't know why I'm watching this. I'm a tuba player.
@warriorscatsstudios
8 жыл бұрын
I'm a trombonist
@raenaraebel2801
8 жыл бұрын
+Jupiter Same I'm a drummer... ???
@amberlo2679
8 жыл бұрын
lol same I play clarinet
@willshane4264
8 жыл бұрын
Same
@ringsofjupiter9229
8 жыл бұрын
same here
only guy flute in my band lol
@kimphan9837
8 жыл бұрын
me too
@PrincesaLunez
8 жыл бұрын
I liake male flutist c:
@l.lawiet3985
8 жыл бұрын
SAMMEEEEE
@the_fluteist5097
8 жыл бұрын
Me three lol
@SuperSauby
8 жыл бұрын
Same
Okay so the flutes and the trumpets are kind of "rivals" at my school and one day all the trumpets made signs that said "FLUTES ARE WEAK" and stood up on their chairs chanting it during a song. The band director laughed about it and it was great
@XXlulubeautyXX
7 жыл бұрын
MikaMoo MY SCHOOL HAS A RIVALRY WITH TRUMPETS AND FLUTES TOO..... we clearly know who's better though so it's ok..... ummm the flutes
@youtuberjoe4729
7 жыл бұрын
Of course flutists win. Or better, woodwinds. (atleast in my opinion. Of course people's likes are different like that)
@emmabloom1793
7 жыл бұрын
MikaDoesStuff Oh yes, in every band I played it's like that. Even at the adults wind band😂😂 I thought they were all mature and grown up... Uhmmm no😂
@a1ph4bet_s0up
7 жыл бұрын
me too!!!!
Why am I watching this. I'm in drum line.
@PrincesaLunez
8 жыл бұрын
gg
@leviburchfield3683
8 жыл бұрын
I know I'm on trombone 🤔
@meegandeyoung5422
8 жыл бұрын
+Cesar Moreno same... i cant relate to this at all because im a fucking percussion player why am i watching this
@xelious866
8 жыл бұрын
I'm tuba.. Yea idk why I'm watching it
@johnnytheawesomenesssauced3804
8 жыл бұрын
idk either I'm a saxophone player
My ears walked off the job at 2:38
I wanna play flute/ piccolo in marching band but I'm a guy and don't wanna get picked on. Should I play it?
@feefig22
7 жыл бұрын
Eha Byrd You should play it!!
@a1ph4bet_s0up
7 жыл бұрын
Eha Byrd fuckin do it
@katemclean9121
7 жыл бұрын
Eha Byrd I know I'm late but yes you should. Memorize Zelda music then make fun of everyone when they can't get a sound out
Why am i watching this? I play the flute.
Do Americans really say "flutist"? It makes sense more than "flaw-tist" as we say here in the UK. No I don't play the "flawt" but I do play the flute. Great film thanks and so true!
@JulieWang31210
8 жыл бұрын
We say "fl-ow-tist" she was kidding
"She only got into Juilliard because she has connections." Haha! SO true.
2:39 RIP headphone users!
whats embarrassing is i actually did sit on my flute when i was 13
1:41 freaking cold practice rooms :(
2:39 Beautiful.
I think ive only ever said two of those, and theyre "this mouth piece really stinks" and "i had hair in my mouth." but otherwise, I don't think I"ve ever heard me of my friends say any of that, other than maybe the futist/floutist thing
We say flutist HOWEVER We Don't Play The FLAUT
Omg you have no idea how hard I was saying "FLITE ANGLES" to the guy😂😂
@FireBird1820
8 жыл бұрын
Right
Very funny! They forgot "It's too windy to play!" The piccolo bit is painful.
I'm from America and I always correct people it's flow-test
all the flutes in band at my school all of them have additudes
@alexburgosj
8 жыл бұрын
Attitudes* By the way, yeah, I play the flute.
@mjzalynn707
7 жыл бұрын
SpaceBuns you cracked me up hahahahahahahahaha 😂😂
2:39 so true, trying to tune a piccolo is like writing your own epitaph!
I love playing the flute😍😍
Our flute section leader is the only boy in the section. We've appropriately named him "Tim Miller the Lady Killer".
Too bad that flute players work the hardest, and use the most breath, but they still chose the wrong instrument.
@dingee7233
7 жыл бұрын
Hah, you'd be surprised how much air Tuba uses, they use about the same, to be honest. Mhm
OH man I played in my friend's wedding and that totally happened! Super strong wind going directly down my flute, I had to play with my back to everyone otherwise there was no sound whatsoever lol
@FlutebyLilia I swear, it's the love/hate relationship we have as musicians! I'm surprised they didn't make any comments about doing that Prokokiev run to the high D, or his Classical Symphony.
I'm loving the two piccolos. LOL
I started dying at 2:38!!!!!!!
Funny! Jason, it was great meeting you at the Mid-Atlantic Flute Fair yesterday. Liz (Keith's friend)
In my wind quintet, we call our flute player the flute diva
haha here's one i hear all the time! "oh it's probably the holes, i'm not used to the holes"
Now I must play Afternoon of a Fawn in one breath.
Dang, lady. I had headphones in for that pic "duet." I don't know if I ripped them out of my ears fast enough to avoid hearing damage.
ahahaha the only thing i, as a flute player, have said is the one about the afternoon of a fawn in one breath:)
We were talking about this video before studio class today, so I had to look it up... I LOL’D. xD
That was a little more than I needed to know about flutes
The extended techniques cracked me up 😂😂
"the buddy system, so i don't drown in the taffanel and gaubert" LOL
Why is this so accurate.
LOL, the piccolo "duet". I laughed so hard. :)
o m g, so funny... your girls are so funny! love it!
@ancaf33 It's the Mozart G major Flute Concerto
AN AMAZING AND SUPERB . BRAVO WITH * * * * * *
OMG - this is flippin' hilarious!
I don't even know why I'm watching this because I'm in a pipe band not a marching band or orchestra 😂😂
Oh Afternoon of a Faun...to only be able to do that in one breath! :) Hey flute lovers, Check out my flute cover of Kelly Clarkson's Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You) Let me know what you think, new cover every Thursday!
1:13 especially with piccolo every single day!!!!!! I need my own piccolo any suggestions?
Only flutists could do this video!!!! Outstanding! LOLOL--Flautaleelgkoss
2:19 was too funny for me...I'll be right back. xD
3:06 I have tendinitis in both hands and shoulders :( playing with cold hands suck!
@rouraflute3
9 жыл бұрын
sounds like peter and the wolf
Hahahaha as a flutist....yes!!!
NOOOT THE PICCOLO!
thanks for the laughs
"It was easier yesterday" lol. So true :)
May I share it with Chinese subtitle? It would be amazing if more people can enjoy this! :D Thanks!
OMG!!! Hilarious, yet so true
Hahaha, I actually sat on my flute once '____'
What's the name of the piece played in the end?
I'm an alto sax but I think most bands can agree that the flute is one of the hardest instruments, if not the hardest
How did I get here I was looking for drumline vids
Haha! All of it is accurate!
absolutely hilarious! :)
what song is it in the intro ( i dont mean the one he plays), I mean when the text Shit flute players say is revealed
Mozart flute concerto!
2:39 - the sound behind the stage of EVERY orchestra concert :P
2:38 is the best part
May I ask what company makes your flutes?
2:38 "Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?" haha Really though, Flutes are awesome. P.S. What's the name of the piece at the end?
why tf am I watching this I play the clarinet I mean my best friend would wtch this but whtever
@StarBluez101 thanks!
2:38..... YES!!!!!!!!!!
LMFAO @ 2:40 XDDD
2:54 it totally was
What's she playing at 2:32 ?
hahahaha I know all this because I use some of this stuff hahaha I love flute!!!!
Yes the hair excuse is my go to
Oh my GOD... That concerto playing in the background... I had to practice that piece for 8 months. PLEASE STOP. D: TOO MUCH MOZART!
I asked myself "Why am I watching this, I'm a french horn player!" And then I realized why. So I can be warned
That's some funny sh!t! :-)
I want these people to teach me how to play my flute because I fucking suck
Thank you for 2:38. XD
The 2 Piccolos OMG.
3:22 freaking hair!!
Two piccolos...so true
Funny it is so true.
TRUMPETS VS FLUTES. THIS IS WAR! And im a trumpet
@user-jq1nm3bu1m
7 жыл бұрын
Isabella Alcivar Flute here ;) tbh trumpet is my second choice, I wish I could try it and learn it, but I still loveee flute.
@evelynxroth
7 жыл бұрын
Isabella Alcivar IM THE HIGHEST INSTRUMENT IN THE WOODWINDS!!
Now I remember why I chose tuba
only 8 hours?!
@fluteguy128 ;)))
I'm a flute player
3:34 was that a debussy piece?
2:00 omgg
Ive practiced in math class. No actual souds, just air
2:40 WO
Very cute
it's two piccollos equal a flute, there.