Shit Flute Players Say

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Mozart Concerto in G major performed by Viviana Guzman & the Juilliard Chamber Orchestra
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  • @cassandrafranco6989
    @cassandrafranco69898 жыл бұрын

    worst thing that everyone says to me: Keep your flute up

  • @kylie4480

    @kylie4480

    8 жыл бұрын

    omg thats so true!!

  • @bethchapman5055
    @bethchapman50558 жыл бұрын

    " oh! so you can play the flute , can you play the piccolo as well? " no

  • @jarrodquinitin2414
    @jarrodquinitin24147 жыл бұрын

    They forgot the part where the flute is constantly out of tune

  • @vaporlav
    @vaporlav8 жыл бұрын

    2:39 is some quality music

  • @jamesha175

    @jamesha175

    7 жыл бұрын

    best harmony ever!

  • @roserocksrapidly
    @roserocksrapidly7 жыл бұрын

    the two piccolos making demonic noises together is too real

  • @hesh4727
    @hesh47278 жыл бұрын

    I don't know why I'm watching this. I'm a tuba player.

  • @warriorscatsstudios

    @warriorscatsstudios

    8 жыл бұрын

    I'm a trombonist

  • @raenaraebel2801

    @raenaraebel2801

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Jupiter Same I'm a drummer... ???

  • @amberlo2679

    @amberlo2679

    8 жыл бұрын

    lol same I play clarinet

  • @willshane4264

    @willshane4264

    8 жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @ringsofjupiter9229

    @ringsofjupiter9229

    8 жыл бұрын

    same here

  • @lapisgamingxd
    @lapisgamingxd8 жыл бұрын

    only guy flute in my band lol

  • @kimphan9837

    @kimphan9837

    8 жыл бұрын

    me too

  • @PrincesaLunez

    @PrincesaLunez

    8 жыл бұрын

    I liake male flutist c:

  • @l.lawiet3985

    @l.lawiet3985

    8 жыл бұрын

    SAMMEEEEE

  • @the_fluteist5097

    @the_fluteist5097

    8 жыл бұрын

    Me three lol

  • @SuperSauby

    @SuperSauby

    8 жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @Mika-oh7mn
    @Mika-oh7mn8 жыл бұрын

    Okay so the flutes and the trumpets are kind of "rivals" at my school and one day all the trumpets made signs that said "FLUTES ARE WEAK" and stood up on their chairs chanting it during a song. The band director laughed about it and it was great

  • @XXlulubeautyXX

    @XXlulubeautyXX

    7 жыл бұрын

    MikaMoo MY SCHOOL HAS A RIVALRY WITH TRUMPETS AND FLUTES TOO..... we clearly know who's better though so it's ok..... ummm the flutes

  • @youtuberjoe4729

    @youtuberjoe4729

    7 жыл бұрын

    Of course flutists win. Or better, woodwinds. (atleast in my opinion. Of course people's likes are different like that)

  • @emmabloom1793

    @emmabloom1793

    7 жыл бұрын

    MikaDoesStuff Oh yes, in every band I played it's like that. Even at the adults wind band😂😂 I thought they were all mature and grown up... Uhmmm no😂

  • @a1ph4bet_s0up

    @a1ph4bet_s0up

    7 жыл бұрын

    me too!!!!

  • @saladking2370
    @saladking23708 жыл бұрын

    Why am I watching this. I'm in drum line.

  • @PrincesaLunez

    @PrincesaLunez

    8 жыл бұрын

    gg

  • @leviburchfield3683

    @leviburchfield3683

    8 жыл бұрын

    I know I'm on trombone 🤔

  • @meegandeyoung5422

    @meegandeyoung5422

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Cesar Moreno same... i cant relate to this at all because im a fucking percussion player why am i watching this

  • @xelious866

    @xelious866

    8 жыл бұрын

    I'm tuba.. Yea idk why I'm watching it

  • @johnnytheawesomenesssauced3804

    @johnnytheawesomenesssauced3804

    8 жыл бұрын

    idk either I'm a saxophone player

  • @unikami2922
    @unikami29227 жыл бұрын

    My ears walked off the job at 2:38

  • @jalaysiaa
    @jalaysiaa8 жыл бұрын

    I wanna play flute/ piccolo in marching band but I'm a guy and don't wanna get picked on. Should I play it?

  • @feefig22

    @feefig22

    7 жыл бұрын

    Eha Byrd You should play it!!

  • @a1ph4bet_s0up

    @a1ph4bet_s0up

    7 жыл бұрын

    Eha Byrd fuckin do it

  • @katemclean9121

    @katemclean9121

    7 жыл бұрын

    Eha Byrd I know I'm late but yes you should. Memorize Zelda music then make fun of everyone when they can't get a sound out

  • @youtuberjoe4729
    @youtuberjoe47297 жыл бұрын

    Why am i watching this? I play the flute.

  • @HighTen_Melanie
    @HighTen_Melanie10 жыл бұрын

    Do Americans really say "flutist"? It makes sense more than "flaw-tist" as we say here in the UK. No I don't play the "flawt" but I do play the flute. Great film thanks and so true!

  • @JulieWang31210

    @JulieWang31210

    8 жыл бұрын

    We say "fl-ow-tist" she was kidding

  • @couragegirl1
    @couragegirl111 жыл бұрын

    "She only got into Juilliard because she has connections." Haha! SO true.

  • @kendradehnert8786
    @kendradehnert87869 жыл бұрын

    2:39 RIP headphone users!

  • @MusicLuver141414
    @MusicLuver14141411 жыл бұрын

    whats embarrassing is i actually did sit on my flute when i was 13

  • @rouraflute3
    @rouraflute39 жыл бұрын

    1:41 freaking cold practice rooms :(

  • @woofwinkle1467
    @woofwinkle14677 жыл бұрын

    2:39 Beautiful.

  • @amandakeister4907
    @amandakeister49078 жыл бұрын

    I think ive only ever said two of those, and theyre "this mouth piece really stinks" and "i had hair in my mouth." but otherwise, I don't think I"ve ever heard me of my friends say any of that, other than maybe the futist/floutist thing

  • @saxophonistrule5746
    @saxophonistrule57468 жыл бұрын

    We say flutist HOWEVER We Don't Play The FLAUT

  • @katnesskate
    @katnesskate8 жыл бұрын

    Omg you have no idea how hard I was saying "FLITE ANGLES" to the guy😂😂

  • @FireBird1820

    @FireBird1820

    8 жыл бұрын

    Right

  • @donquixote63
    @donquixote6312 жыл бұрын

    Very funny! They forgot "It's too windy to play!" The piccolo bit is painful.

  • @zer-jh9ek
    @zer-jh9ek9 жыл бұрын

    I'm from America and I always correct people it's flow-test

  • @hannahwaltmon1141
    @hannahwaltmon11418 жыл бұрын

    all the flutes in band at my school all of them have additudes

  • @alexburgosj

    @alexburgosj

    8 жыл бұрын

    Attitudes* By the way, yeah, I play the flute.

  • @mjzalynn707

    @mjzalynn707

    7 жыл бұрын

    SpaceBuns you cracked me up hahahahahahahahaha 😂😂

  • @stevenchristophersen7673
    @stevenchristophersen767311 жыл бұрын

    2:39 so true, trying to tune a piccolo is like writing your own epitaph!

  • @amygulliver9039
    @amygulliver90398 жыл бұрын

    I love playing the flute😍😍

  • @garrisonpeters539
    @garrisonpeters5397 жыл бұрын

    Our flute section leader is the only boy in the section. We've appropriately named him "Tim Miller the Lady Killer".

  • @username55ify
    @username55ify7 жыл бұрын

    Too bad that flute players work the hardest, and use the most breath, but they still chose the wrong instrument.

  • @dingee7233

    @dingee7233

    7 жыл бұрын

    Hah, you'd be surprised how much air Tuba uses, they use about the same, to be honest. Mhm

  • @larouxvixen
    @larouxvixen11 жыл бұрын

    OH man I played in my friend's wedding and that totally happened! Super strong wind going directly down my flute, I had to play with my back to everyone otherwise there was no sound whatsoever lol

  • @jfluter
    @jfluter12 жыл бұрын

    @FlutebyLilia I swear, it's the love/hate relationship we have as musicians! I'm surprised they didn't make any comments about doing that Prokokiev run to the high D, or his Classical Symphony.

  • @wdwndqueen89
    @wdwndqueen8912 жыл бұрын

    I'm loving the two piccolos. LOL

  • @SuperReeseP
    @SuperReeseP8 жыл бұрын

    I started dying at 2:38!!!!!!!

  • @LizzieW71
    @LizzieW7112 жыл бұрын

    Funny! Jason, it was great meeting you at the Mid-Atlantic Flute Fair yesterday. Liz (Keith's friend)

  • @MemoriesPortrait
    @MemoriesPortrait11 жыл бұрын

    In my wind quintet, we call our flute player the flute diva

  • @shahidosuna
    @shahidosuna12 жыл бұрын

    haha here's one i hear all the time! "oh it's probably the holes, i'm not used to the holes"

  • @emmee432
    @emmee43210 жыл бұрын

    Now I must play Afternoon of a Fawn in one breath.

  • @32k0c
    @32k0c12 жыл бұрын

    Dang, lady. I had headphones in for that pic "duet." I don't know if I ripped them out of my ears fast enough to avoid hearing damage.

  • @axnbabydoll
    @axnbabydoll12 жыл бұрын

    ahahaha the only thing i, as a flute player, have said is the one about the afternoon of a fawn in one breath:)

  • @skhubbard1
    @skhubbard112 жыл бұрын

    We were talking about this video before studio class today, so I had to look it up... I LOL’D. xD

  • @trumpetmama82
    @trumpetmama8212 жыл бұрын

    That was a little more than I needed to know about flutes

  • @mckenziecooper70
    @mckenziecooper709 жыл бұрын

    The extended techniques cracked me up 😂😂

  • @hellohellokitty0113
    @hellohellokitty011312 жыл бұрын

    "the buddy system, so i don't drown in the taffanel and gaubert" LOL

  • @CarboniteCallidora
    @CarboniteCallidora12 жыл бұрын

    Why is this so accurate.

  • @InLuxAeterna
    @InLuxAeterna12 жыл бұрын

    LOL, the piccolo "duet". I laughed so hard. :)

  • @fluteguy128
    @fluteguy12811 жыл бұрын

    o m g, so funny... your girls are so funny! love it!

  • @VivianaGuzmanFlute
    @VivianaGuzmanFlute11 жыл бұрын

    @ancaf33 It's the Mozart G major Flute Concerto

  • @khalidmehmood004
    @khalidmehmood00411 жыл бұрын

    AN AMAZING AND SUPERB . BRAVO WITH * * * * * *

  • @flute1952
    @flute195212 жыл бұрын

    OMG - this is flippin' hilarious!

  • @sarah6246
    @sarah62467 жыл бұрын

    I don't even know why I'm watching this because I'm in a pipe band not a marching band or orchestra 😂😂

  • @MissNikiG
    @MissNikiG12 жыл бұрын

    Oh Afternoon of a Faun...to only be able to do that in one breath! :) Hey flute lovers, Check out my flute cover of Kelly Clarkson's Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You) Let me know what you think, new cover every Thursday!

  • @rouraflute3
    @rouraflute39 жыл бұрын

    1:13 especially with piccolo every single day!!!!!! I need my own piccolo any suggestions?

  • @musicmakerLK
    @musicmakerLK12 жыл бұрын

    Only flutists could do this video!!!! Outstanding! LOLOL--Flautaleelgkoss

  • @ballroomblitzkid1994
    @ballroomblitzkid199412 жыл бұрын

    2:19 was too funny for me...I'll be right back. xD

  • @rouraflute3
    @rouraflute39 жыл бұрын

    3:06 I have tendinitis in both hands and shoulders :( playing with cold hands suck!

  • @rouraflute3

    @rouraflute3

    9 жыл бұрын

    sounds like peter and the wolf

  • @janeflute2599
    @janeflute259912 жыл бұрын

    Hahahaha as a flutist....yes!!!

  • @afireinsidex03
    @afireinsidex0312 жыл бұрын

    NOOOT THE PICCOLO!

  • @mondaymorningtango4795
    @mondaymorningtango47957 жыл бұрын

    thanks for the laughs

  • @vvaeee
    @vvaeee12 жыл бұрын

    "It was easier yesterday" lol. So true :)

  • @yorknflute
    @yorknflute12 жыл бұрын

    May I share it with Chinese subtitle? It would be amazing if more people can enjoy this! :D Thanks!

  • @FlutebyLilia
    @FlutebyLilia12 жыл бұрын

    OMG!!! Hilarious, yet so true

  • @itsBaileysLaw
    @itsBaileysLaw12 жыл бұрын

    Hahaha, I actually sat on my flute once '____'

  • @wilflauto5029
    @wilflauto50297 жыл бұрын

    What's the name of the piece played in the end?

  • @nyamnyam9891
    @nyamnyam98917 жыл бұрын

    I'm an alto sax but I think most bands can agree that the flute is one of the hardest instruments, if not the hardest

  • @xsmurf6
    @xsmurf67 жыл бұрын

    How did I get here I was looking for drumline vids

  • @kiaraeijo
    @kiaraeijo8 жыл бұрын

    Haha! All of it is accurate!

  • @addicted2shops
    @addicted2shops12 жыл бұрын

    absolutely hilarious! :)

  • @ancaf33
    @ancaf3311 жыл бұрын

    what song is it in the intro ( i dont mean the one he plays), I mean when the text Shit flute players say is revealed

  • @WeAreEnglishCubers
    @WeAreEnglishCubers10 жыл бұрын

    Mozart flute concerto!

  • @Aviationhub
    @Aviationhub12 жыл бұрын

    2:39 - the sound behind the stage of EVERY orchestra concert :P

  • @RyaZila
    @RyaZila12 жыл бұрын

    2:38 is the best part

  • @stevenchristophersen7673
    @stevenchristophersen767311 жыл бұрын

    May I ask what company makes your flutes?

  • @PKTANGEL
    @PKTANGEL12 жыл бұрын

    2:38 "Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?" haha Really though, Flutes are awesome. P.S. What's the name of the piece at the end?

  • @tylerisasmolbean2k1mccomb99
    @tylerisasmolbean2k1mccomb998 жыл бұрын

    why tf am I watching this I play the clarinet I mean my best friend would wtch this but whtever

  • @VivianaGuzmanFlute
    @VivianaGuzmanFlute11 жыл бұрын

    @StarBluez101 thanks!

  • @pong224
    @pong22412 жыл бұрын

    2:38..... YES!!!!!!!!!!

  • @CollinChampagne
    @CollinChampagne12 жыл бұрын

    LMFAO @ 2:40 XDDD

  • @rouraflute3
    @rouraflute39 жыл бұрын

    2:54 it totally was

  • @XMorganNicoleX
    @XMorganNicoleX12 жыл бұрын

    What's she playing at 2:32 ?

  • @TheAmyrose200
    @TheAmyrose20011 жыл бұрын

    hahahaha I know all this because I use some of this stuff hahaha I love flute!!!!

  • @skypeters3034
    @skypeters30348 жыл бұрын

    Yes the hair excuse is my go to

  • @AbtstruseAsh
    @AbtstruseAsh11 жыл бұрын

    Oh my GOD... That concerto playing in the background... I had to practice that piece for 8 months. PLEASE STOP. D: TOO MUCH MOZART!

  • @oranplan1630
    @oranplan16307 жыл бұрын

    I asked myself "Why am I watching this, I'm a french horn player!" And then I realized why. So I can be warned

  • @austinsaxmansteve
    @austinsaxmansteve12 жыл бұрын

    That's some funny sh!t! :-)

  • @whutevas
    @whutevas7 жыл бұрын

    I want these people to teach me how to play my flute because I fucking suck

  • @livelongandprosper42
    @livelongandprosper4212 жыл бұрын

    Thank you for 2:38. XD

  • @LadyTripProductions
    @LadyTripProductions12 жыл бұрын

    The 2 Piccolos OMG.

  • @rouraflute3
    @rouraflute39 жыл бұрын

    3:22 freaking hair!!

  • @SparrabethProduction
    @SparrabethProduction12 жыл бұрын

    Two piccolos...so true

  • @GregWaters
    @GregWaters10 жыл бұрын

    Funny it is so true.

  • @isabellaalcivar8160
    @isabellaalcivar81607 жыл бұрын

    TRUMPETS VS FLUTES. THIS IS WAR! And im a trumpet

  • @user-jq1nm3bu1m

    @user-jq1nm3bu1m

    7 жыл бұрын

    Isabella Alcivar Flute here ;) tbh trumpet is my second choice, I wish I could try it and learn it, but I still loveee flute.

  • @evelynxroth

    @evelynxroth

    7 жыл бұрын

    Isabella Alcivar IM THE HIGHEST INSTRUMENT IN THE WOODWINDS!!

  • @catholicsagainstvaccines4081
    @catholicsagainstvaccines40817 жыл бұрын

    Now I remember why I chose tuba

  • @4evryoung94
    @4evryoung9412 жыл бұрын

    only 8 hours?!

  • @VivianaGuzmanFlute
    @VivianaGuzmanFlute11 жыл бұрын

    @fluteguy128 ;)))

  • @emilyriley4762
    @emilyriley47627 жыл бұрын

    I'm a flute player

  • @rouraflute3
    @rouraflute39 жыл бұрын

    3:34 was that a debussy piece?

  • @mitchsona
    @mitchsona8 жыл бұрын

    2:00 omgg

  • @shannibearstar
    @shannibearstar11 жыл бұрын

    Ive practiced in math class. No actual souds, just air

  • @mitchsona
    @mitchsona8 жыл бұрын

    2:40 WO

  • @ninaflute
    @ninaflute7 жыл бұрын

    Very cute

  • @Nomae97
    @Nomae9712 жыл бұрын

    it's two piccollos equal a flute, there.

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