She's in the Doghouse Now (political parody… or is it satire?)
Here's one more Kristi Noem parody because I had so much fun making the last one... It's based on the song, "In the Jailhouse Now", written by Jimmie Rodgers and made famous by lots of people. My dogs-- the late Zane and Arran (beagles), and Noyzi, an alive and well Kosovar Street Dog, are contributing the dog barking and howling. If I recall correctly, Zane and Arran were reacting to the barking of another dog they knew named Tommy, who, like Arran, was a Tribeagle (NC beagle rescue). Noyzi didn’t know Zane or Tommy, but he was happy to join in the chorus when he heard the recording of the beagles barking.
Below are the lyrics to my parody version...
There was a gov' named Kristi Noem
Hoped 45 would throw her a bone.
She thought she'd be a shoe in as Trump's Veep.
Well I found out just days ago
'Bout Kristi Noem's dreams of Mar-A-Lago
But now they're dashed, cuz' Kristi is a creep.
She’s in the doghouse now
She’s in the doghouse now
Well, she'll be writing blogs...
cuz' she bragged in her book about shootin' dogs
She’s in the doghouse now...
(Dog howls in my version)
Ah, dio-dalee-hee-dee-oti
Ah, dio-dalee -ee-oh-dee-oti
Yodelayee-hee
Yodelayee-hee
Yodelay-eeee
Noem likes to fire weapons...
Thinks animals are possessions...
Hunting game
was her favorite job.
Then she shot her pet dog and a billy goat
Now she pleads for every vote.
And she might just need protection from the mob...
She’s in the doghouse now
She’s in the doghouse now
Well, she's goin' back to writing blogs...
'cuz she bragged in her book about shootin' dogs
She’s in the doghouse now...
(howls)
Ah, dio-dalee-hee-dee-oti
Ah, dio-dalee -ee-oh-dee-oti
Yodelayee-hee
Yodelayee-hee
Yodelay-eeee
Well Noem thinks she was brave,
and her mouth is digging a grave.
And she thinks she is the smartest gov’ around
She was sure she'd be on Trump's ticket...
When she wrote about poor Cricket...
Now Noem's career's getting put down at the pound...
She’s in the doghouse now
She’s in the doghouse now
Kristi ought to go back to school...
to learn why being cruel, just ain't so cool...
She’s in the doghouse now...
(howls)
Пікірлер: 229
Rest in peace, Cricket. You're safe from that monster now. ❤❤❤
@StillPlaysWithModelTrains1956
Ай бұрын
And a million unborn children were butchered by Planned Parenthood in 2023.
@anniebland6450
19 күн бұрын
She obviously never heard of the word... Rehome... to top it off, she obviously didn't know shite about working with or training dogs and was totally clueless... Whats she gonna do if our kids make a mistake...take them to the Gravel Pit to fix it???
@moonbladem
18 күн бұрын
@@anniebland6450 Cruel and heartless. And a monster. Someone like that has no business being in charge of anything. She might use The Gravel Pit Solution for everything.
Mean people suck.
@StillPlaysWithModelTrains1956
Ай бұрын
And a million unborn children were butchered by Planned Parenthood in 2023.
@PleaseDontEatAnimals
Ай бұрын
And unfortunately, almost all people are mean to nonhuman animals. The average American kills 100 innocent animals per year. 😢 I don't support Kristi Noem in any way. She is cruel. That said, most people support shooting innocent animals in the head--they just do it vicariously and pay slaughterhouse workers to use a captive bolt gun. We humans don't need to eat other animals (in fact, vegans live on average 6♀️ to 10♂️years longer than animal eaters). And innocent animals do NOT deserve to be incarcerated, tortured, branded, castrated, and have their teeth and other body parts cut off (all without anesthesia), then killed at a fraction of their normal lifespans--many dismembered while still fully conscious--just for the pleasure of human taste buds. Everyone can make the choice to get out of an abusive relationship today simply by going vegan.✌🏽❤️🐕🐖🐈🐄🐣🐟🐬🐐🐑🦃🐢 To quote Alice Walker: "The animals of the world exist for their own reasons. They were not made for humans any more than Black people were made for Whites or women for men."
Brilliant lyrics, Knotty. Love it!!!🥃🥃 I like your chorus team.
@knotheadusc
Ай бұрын
Thanks! They were happy to lend their howls to this very important project!
Love the chorus singers.
@davidthompson7817
Ай бұрын
BBB: the Beagle Back-up Band!😂
@LilFaith90
29 күн бұрын
😂😂😂……..RIP Cricket 😢😢🙏🏻💔
Wouldn't it be ironic if Kristi lived a good long life, and when she finally died, St. Peter told her she could only get into heaven if her dog spoke well of her? Now, I don't pretend to know if there IS a heaven, or if dogs can get there, or if there's a hell. But wouldn't it be ironic if it was up to Cricket whether Kristi went to Heaven or Hell?
@user-gb5hx2zx6n
Ай бұрын
NOW THAT WOULD BE REAL KARMA!!!
@uriahheep5665
Ай бұрын
The Twilight Zone had an episode just like that. Bet she never saw it. Damn that goat & horses, too.😵💥🔫
@JohnPatterson-kz8jr
Ай бұрын
Yep.That Hillbilly's Dog Smelled The Fire and Brimstone and Saved Him From Hell!!😮😅😊
@verlongates2279
Ай бұрын
@@JohnPatterson-kz8jr I feel the need to defend Hillbillies. To compare Kristi Noem to a hillbilly is an absolute insult to hillbillies everywhere. She's NOT a hillbilly. She is just a spoiled rich kid who has learned how to EXPLOIT people who are hillbillies.
@spacelemur7955
Ай бұрын
Actually, when it comes to Noem's political career, Cricket got the last bark. To extend your scene, the goat gets to butt her off of her cloud and the three horses drag her forever away.
Kristi is one sick puppy.
@StillPlaysWithModelTrains1956
Ай бұрын
And a million unborn children were butchered by Planned Parenthood in 2023.
@jacklow9611
Ай бұрын
And from what I've been hearing from my friends in So. Dak., even they are trying to get rid of her.
@LilFaith90
29 күн бұрын
@@jacklow9611 Good…
@jacklow9611
28 күн бұрын
@@LilFaith90 : I was told they have petitions out calling for her to lose her governorship, but haven't heard anything about how many signatures they've received on them.
@:47 She claims to be a hunter, yet doesn’t know how to hold a rifle
@lynpersaud2356
Ай бұрын
Missed shot at goat in close range. Untrained novice at shooting too. She is not we saying not all she thinks she is. Thats including being a trained Diplomate to deal with world Dictators
@land471
Ай бұрын
My thoughts exactly! What a phony!!!
@randmeller
29 күн бұрын
And it was reported that it took her TWO shots to kill the goat...a goat that was tethered and at point blank range.
@marybottoms4979
28 күн бұрын
Noticed that, too!
@stewartfenton7660
21 күн бұрын
Trying to be like all those Christmas shots of republican Congress members,with all their little kiddies holding deadly weapons.
Actions speak louder than good looks.
@stewartfenton7660
21 күн бұрын
And she might have had good looks before she had that obvious work done. trump women seem to like their botox.
Great parody, tip of the hat to Sonny James.
@libertyann439
Ай бұрын
You mean Jimmy Rogers!
@ropeburnsrussell
Ай бұрын
@@libertyann439 no, I mean the Sonny James version.
@stewartfenton7660
21 күн бұрын
I don't know who Knotty is,but sounds like she knows her hillbilly music. It goes back way past Sonny James.
That poor dog!
@lbccarpediem
Ай бұрын
I know that's sick.
@StillPlaysWithModelTrains1956
Ай бұрын
And a million unborn children were butchered by Planned Parenthood in 2023.
@shydreamguyman4098
Ай бұрын
Puppy
RIP Cricket! 😭
hopefully she’ll stay in the dog house forever
She should be in a mad house. RIP Cricket.
She's bummed out about all the grifting, she's gonna miss out on.
Well done. A happy little tune for a nasty subject.
@knotheadusc
Ай бұрын
Well, if you don’t laugh, you’ll certainly cry. :( Poor Cricket… and poor billy goat.
@pdz-pk4od
Ай бұрын
@@knotheadusc Poor us, too.
Excellent! May you be comforted in your memories of your dogs!
@knotheadusc
Ай бұрын
Thank you! I'm so glad I videoed them howling so many times. It's coming in handy... and I sure do miss the sound of their voices.
What a beautiful voice. Am sure the dog and goat are both waiting for her on her last.
@knotheadusc
Ай бұрын
Thank you! I hope my beagles are playing with Cricket at the Rainbow Bridge.
@discoblair938
Ай бұрын
Don't forget her daughter's 3 horses... she kills everything!
@peterschancel7223
28 күн бұрын
Advice to her kids .. Don't go hunting with mom..
oh my God...over here in Australia, I read about this and couldn't believe that she would include this in her book. Just couldn't believe it. What the hell is wrong with her? Did she think this would win friends...or votes? Hope you're doing ok, my dear knothead!
@knotheadusc
Ай бұрын
Yes… it is truly disgusting, and the fact that she thought this story would appeal to anyone just shows how out of touch she really is with normal folks. I was very angry when I first heard about it, especially given the way she’s trying to spin it as a necessary action. I think I read that she’s now claiming the media is spinning it, and it’s “fake news”. It’s just horrible.
@Scottie_S
Ай бұрын
@@knotheadusc Well, it's out there now and it's not "The Media"...she wrote the bloody book, not the media. She's a proper ghoul.
@TJ-xs5bn
Ай бұрын
Ahhh ha, finally, an Aussie I can speak directly to.... this is all ya'lls fault.. how you ask... one word you down under trouble maker... Murdoch... that's it... ya'll sent the entire Murdoch clan over here to dumb down "Murca, in particular repub 'Murcans and they've done a masterful job... this Kristi woman is trying to prove her cruelty bona fides not only to trump but too the Murdochs... we're gonna git ya'll for what you've done ... this will not stand!!
@lpeterman
Ай бұрын
@@knotheadusc Her words. No media spin. Just. Her. Words.
@stewartfenton7660
21 күн бұрын
@@Scottie_Sbut she's met leaders all over the world.....
Absolutely right to the heart Kristi the killer of innocence and purity 👹 lets be glad that there are no unicorns around. A big AROOO to the backup singers
I am heartfully sorry that your "doggies" have died. I cannot even ask how Zane and Arran are doing. This song is ideal for easy-listening music that should be played in the business office! Lady, you got real class!❤
@knotheadusc
Ай бұрын
Aww.. thank you. Both Zane and Arran are missed. We lost them both to lymphoma, after mast cell cancer. Zane was about eleven when he passed in 2019. Arran was 14 when he died last year. We still have Noyzi, from Kosovo. He also joined in on the chorus, but he wasn’t around when we made the video with the beagles howling. We hope he will have a new friend from Kosovo soon… one he knew before we got him in 2020.
@captainkeyboard1007
Ай бұрын
@@knotheadusc Have mercy! The "doggies" died. That is what it is all about. How is Noyzi doing? Like people, your dogs died young. Anyway, you are welcome. Since I was a child, I knew that Beagles are nice dogs [even better than a whole lot of people among us]. Thank you for typing to me.
@knotheadusc
Ай бұрын
Noyzi is doing great! He’s living his best life, in the lap of luxury. He was born a street dog, but has turned into the most wonderful family member.
I like the backing group to that song
@knotheadusc
Ай бұрын
There's no beating beagles when you need canine backup singers.
@michaelnoonan352
Ай бұрын
@@knotheadusc They did a great job
If she's in the dog house, we're going to have a lotta new books about all the dogs that where in that dog house when she entered.
Glacial Lakes Humane Society | Watertown, SD is accepting DONATIONS in Cricket's Memory
@4houndswhoheal479
Ай бұрын
Thank you. I'll make sure to follow up.
OMG you're a real person & musician-not some conglomerate of any sort. This rocks my world!! pretty voice and funny af! I've played this song. hahaha.
@knotheadusc
Ай бұрын
Yes, I am a real person! Thanks for calling me a musician! That makes my day!
Someone needs to do an animal welfare check on any other animals she's left alive, so far!!
I have never before seen anyone end a promising career in one day.
@knotheadusc
Ай бұрын
It really reflects how out of touch she is with regular folks. She presented that story in her book as if it was a funny anecdote.
That was GREAT !!!!❤❤❤
Love the Beagles!
“He was the picture of Joy, I hated that dog”
I like the dogs barking and howling during the yodel-break.
@knotheadusc
Ай бұрын
Thank you! So do I! They're better at yodeling than I am, and it really adds to the theme of the song. I sure miss those boys.
Cricket got the last laugh ❤rest in peace.
Brilliant!
I gave this a "like" prior to watching. The title alone deserved it😊.
@knotheadusc
Ай бұрын
Thank you!
She shot the goat because it smelled better than she did.
@judysalt3698
Ай бұрын
Snap! Lol!😂
Great presentation on this song 🐕🐕🐕🐕 ;) sang very well 👌 ;) well done; not heard of this story. Thanks for bringing it to my attention ;) I have four dogs 🐕 🐕🐕🐕 Chelsea ; Ozzy ; Devon ; Charlie have a good week ❤️CQ
@knotheadusc
Ай бұрын
Thanks for listening... People probably don't deserve dogs. Mine is my best friend.
@christhesinger993
Ай бұрын
@@knotheadusc I have four best friends
@williamhtla
Ай бұрын
Magaism corrupts.
Remember Kristi, all dogs wait for us over the rainbow bridge. Maybe goats and horses too.
She's beyond mean.
@StillPlaysWithModelTrains1956
Ай бұрын
And a million unborn children were butchered by Planned Parenthood in 2023.
Noem offered a cost-saving “Seniors Plan,” that creates high-rise Nursing home communities & gravel pits. A spokesperson proudly stated, “We expect the cost savings by eliminating elevators will save millions!”
@knotheadusc
Ай бұрын
Dayum!
I thoroughly enjoyed this! I confess I prefer my politicians to be as dull as dishwater. Men and women who put their countries before politiques, who are practical, honest, effective at getting legislation passed. They can’t ever control the winds, but know how to sail. Noem is one of a class of politicians whose biographies are crafted by writers who worked for WWF. Her life story is invented.
@knotheadusc
Ай бұрын
I really miss the days when I found politics and politicians boring. But, on the upside, at least my creativity is fueled by their shenanigans.
Great song! RIP, Cricket - more honest, loyal, and true than your owner.
She really thought that this would not be mentioned or come up… after she self snitched in her own book? What a maroon! 😂
great performance and video, beautifully sung and fantastic sound, I enjoyed listening to it greetings JP
@knotheadusc
Ай бұрын
Thanks, JP!
Justice for Cricket!
Where's John Wick when you need him?
She found out where the bottom is
This song should be country music at its finest.
All good in the sticks, national stage, don't fly!
@knotheadusc
Ай бұрын
Not good in the sticks, either. Many rural people have evolved from that mindset.
Actually, it's a travesty, that is, a satirical take on a specific work, Buddy Jones' "I'm in the Doghouse Now." (1939). But also political satire as a comical look at a specific political figure or event. (NB: The Jimmie Rodgers version is a direct lift from Buddy Jones.)
Bow wow...I wanted to live!!
RIP Cricket 👍🐕🤗
We can only imagine what this monster did to her children.
@knotheadusc
Ай бұрын
That thought crossed my mind.
Great job Sister!!👏👏👏
Brilliant. 💙💙💙💙
Well done. Really enjoyed it.
@knotheadusc
Ай бұрын
Oh, I am so delighted to see you drop by. I love your channel! Thank you for the vote of approval!
Of the 9 Reseravtions there are in South Dakota , so far the American Indians have banned her from 7 that i know about . 7 Of 9, is that a deliberate Star Trek refence ?
Awesome
Subscribed !!
So true, keep up the great work
Kristi certainly has her finger on the pulse of America. This sort of thing happens on farms, where life is a commodity.l No, thanks. My beef comes in plastic.
@seanhartnett79
Ай бұрын
Even my very conservative relatives were horrified.
😂😂😂😂😂 👏👏👏👏👏
This is in highest tradition of parity and yes i love working dogs👍
$$$ is there a mortgage payment on that face $$$
@82spiders
Ай бұрын
🎱All that plastic surgery, for what?
Excellent.
@knotheadusc
28 күн бұрын
Thank you!
😂😂 ... love it. Subscribed!
Why didnt she call Cory Luindusky? He cudda helped her outta this mess.😊 Lol The truth always rises to the top.
Oh what the world is about to become…
Well done! Yep, Kristi’s in the doghouse now, and her goose is cooked.
💙💙💙👏👏👏
Well done! You have a lovely voice, despite the nasty subject matter.
@knotheadusc
Ай бұрын
Thank you very much! This is the first video I’ve done that has really been noticed. My more pleasant songs are not as interesting to the masses!
one of my cows has eyelashes just like her
Dog house or Outhouse I don't care as long as it's not the White House!! No respect for life
A good lesson for Noem would be a week spent on each of those reservations that she's been banned from. Alone and without a dog to protect her. OR maybe there should be a dog. An armed dog. What an all-time loser.
#RIPCricket
Had several pups in my life. How can anybody shoot their most loyal furry companions.
@knotheadusc
Ай бұрын
I know... It's absolutely horrific. I couldn't do it.
Cool song but you forgot the yodeling .
@knotheadusc
Ай бұрын
No, I didn’t forget. The beagles did that part for me.
LOVE IY
Wow beautiful video 😍😍😍😍
@knotheadusc
Ай бұрын
Thanks!
Kristi Nome Is Pure Evil 😈
@knotheadusc
Ай бұрын
I agree! She is not very bright, either.
LOL!
Psycho Noem!
You parody was amazing. When I first heard what this 'lady' had done I was appalled - my opinion has not changed one iota. Has Noem never heard of rehoming? In the UK if you can't get to your nearest rehoming centre (mine is about 30 miles away), you can call the RSPCA and they will come to you (I'm pretty certain that would include collecting a goat). I don't like her, and as she is a Trump fan I dislike her even more. Did you know only (I think) 3 POTUS had not owned a dog and Trump is one of them. I posted your parody on my Facebook page - I hope that was OK.
@knotheadusc
Ай бұрын
Hi! It’s fine if you want to share the parody. I’m glad you enjoyed it. I actually live in Germany, but I am from the USA. There are many rescues in the USA, and even though this incident happened 20 or so years ago, there were rescues back then, too. Personally, I think Noem is just someone who loves guns. She bragged to the National Rifle Association about how her toddler aged granddaughter already has a shotgun and a rifle, along with a pony named Sparkles. I hope that pony never pisses off Granny. I don’t like Trump, either. That’s why I made a parody about him yesterday. LOL
@program2anything
Ай бұрын
@@knotheadusc You live in Germany. I worked in Stuttgart for a while and before that on a barge that went to 6 German ports extoling the virtues of DEC computers. Before that I worked in Strasburg. French and German (actually Alsatian). It was odd. On the radio phone in each would talk to one another one in Alsatian and the reply being in French.
Say what you want about her, but at 53, she's a major fox!
@melindahall5062
Ай бұрын
Surgery has come a long way…..but it can’t hide the evil inside.
Magabilie
City Slickers.
@knotheadusc
Ай бұрын
Nope.
Remember when America wanted to crucify Michael Vick for dog fighting, the hypocrisy is real in America 🤣😂🤣😂
@scottkrater2131
29 күн бұрын
And they hate her for shooting her dog. Where's the hypocrisy?
I felt the need to take the piss again….
Great job! Our governor SUCKS!!
The State Attorney’s office needs to press charges against her. Since when is it perfectly fine for a person t9 kill a dog for no reason?
@knotheadusc
Ай бұрын
Unfortunately, it’s totally legal in South Dakota. Or it was when it happened.
@brave9801
Ай бұрын
Also the AG of SD is probably her cohort
Traditionally a bad dog gets "put to sleep", I'd expect the same for any animal, I've never successfully hunted anything but I respect those that do, especially the ranchers who love and raise their animals and take the personal responsibility for slaughtering them, I imagine a tearful moment and refuse to accuse, but rather respect instead. I highly doubt she got any thrill from it, just a bunch of ninny goat cry babies critizing things they don't have to deal with.
@knotheadusc
Ай бұрын
You obviously haven’t read her book. I did. She wasn’t sad at all. She was “livid”.
@jodywho6696
28 күн бұрын
There are no BAD dogs just BAD OWNERS
@mikedearing6352
27 күн бұрын
Whenever a dog attacks people, the owner has an obligation to their community, you probably would think more about that if your loved ones, or their children were attacked by a dog with a history of biting people, lawsuits can testify, if your dog is this angry animal and your being sued, or your neighbors are being attacked, who you gonna call ? What do you think the city will order for the dog and owner ?
I think she's evil!!!
Noam is creep. Who shoots a puppy
Poor puppy, sorry your life came to such a horrible end!!! VOTE BLUE AMERICANS!!!!
Wake up prople these things happen all the time in ranches and farms it's nothing new she did nothing wrong
@knotheadusc
Ай бұрын
It was 100 percent Noem’s fault that the dog got the chickens. She took her negligence out on two animals that day because she was embarrassed. It’s in her book. I spent a good portion of my life working on a farm. There was NO NEED for her to shoot those animals.
@geekfreak618
Ай бұрын
No they don't. Crazy cult and Amish farms maybe, but rarely.
@user-yy4jo9pk2b
Ай бұрын
Most people are decent enough not to flaunt it in a book. MAGA cult is violent, ignorant, hard hearted & destructive. Look 👀 at the brutal insurrection!
@AlexDiazGranados
Ай бұрын
Sorry, but no. And even tons of Republicans who might have otherwise supported Gov. Noem find her account of how and why she killed Cricket to be appalling. Stop trying to excuse the inexcusable, m'kay?
Doing what Dawgs do.😮 Thanks!
Buffalo Barbie is pathetic!!
@knotheadusc
Ай бұрын
I have no arguments!
@richsandutch2475
Ай бұрын
Farmers and ranchers do these things everyday the DOG was not a puppy! I back her 110% she did nothing wrong like pres.Trump
@knotheadusc
Ай бұрын
Humane and intelligent farmers and ranchers don't take their animals to gravel pits and shoot them because they HATE them. Kristi Noem failed to properly restrain or train her bird dog, and then was horrified when the BIRD dog attacked chickens. I read Kristi's book. She was NEGLIGENT. That dog died because she didn't put her in a kennel, and left her unrestrained in the back of her truck. She actually hoped the dog would jump out and run away. That is irresponsible, cruel, and negligent. She has a lot in common with Trump, who is also irresponsible, cruel, and negligent.
@user-ei1mu6dr4r
Ай бұрын
Hey! I don't think that particulat "Barbie" should be anywhere near a buffalo! Or a bison!