When I first got my boat years ago, every trip out on Lake Michigan I would practice launching and retrieving the boat at least 7-8 times. I got so I could just about always land the boat on the trailer blindfolded and my wife became really good at it too! It's not that difficult to launch or retrieve, but you have to know the correct way to do it to begin with!

@tomlockwood6599

7 ай бұрын

I wish everyone practiced your methods

Lol haven’t seen anyone that toasted in a loooonnng time ! Pretty funny !🤪🤣

Looking like at least one giant hangover on the way in the morning!

@annawofford559

9 ай бұрын

Maybe a hoist for the sloppy ones???

Never stand in front of a drunk unless you want to wear 6 beers, 5 tequila’s and an order of tacos.

0:15 I see they have entertainment on the Neptune! haha Work it, young lady! There's a pole on that boat somewhere!

Cool show 👍

I would bet that first boat did not have enough life preservers.

You call bumps - smacks! Lol 😂

looks like a good night to go out on the water.

Seems there is always there is quite a bit of poe-poe presence at this ramp. Haven't seen the strobes flashing like that since the OJ chase.

Like seeing the 150 Johnsons …I grew up with them…..not many around up north

5:24 That one guy must be a Norge repairman.

6:40 Just dropping her trash in the boat - not very respectful. Thank God for that great AZZ! 🙂

@mrsleep0000

9 ай бұрын

At least she wasn't dropping it in the water...

@joshuasummers7440

9 ай бұрын

@christopher4207 I agree with you.

Hilarious, as I have as yet to see one proper knot being tied off on that dock...

@thooks1234

9 ай бұрын

None in decades

Props to the boat crew for having a boat hook at the ready. I have yet to see anyone use a paddle in one of these videos.

@Peregrine101

9 ай бұрын

the fun part is that she used the wrong end of the boat hook. You can see that it bounced of the dock because she used the other end and not the hook. Dependent of the possibility to hook it anywhere, it might get a litte more succesfull if you use the hook and not the handle.......

Miami Boat Ramps, you should consider posting a video of how a boat should be properly retrieved. A 28' cruiser, single-handed, for example. It is not rocket science. I think for anyone viewing your channel, it would be a good educational example. It might also save boaters a lot of expense and frustration. You might not necessarily think it would be good for your channel but, overall, good for boating, ramp rule enforcement, and particularly for those more experienced boaters who simply want to have a nice day on the water. It will only get worse in the future. There will always be plenty of content for your channel. Cheers!

4:27 I know her pain. She has bad knees and getting up is excruciating, too many years of fun is hard on the knees!

@crispysocksss

9 ай бұрын

Years of fast food will do that to the knees or maybe because she's about 260lbs

@Sea-cucumber1151

9 ай бұрын

@@crispysocksss probably, but riding horses for years has done it to me!

@stinzz3

8 ай бұрын

💯@@crispysocksss

6:55 Boracha 🎉🥳🥸

Getting wasted out on the water in the heat and sun is such a horrid day. Edibles or a couple nice joints of Sativa and you'll have a far better time and more productive day.

Pretty funny channel

I've been on the receiving end of the drunk girls action. She probably wanted to go back to the party and swim more. The first action is the up close drunken, "I love you man, you take such good care of me. Why can't we go swim some more? Pleeeese." Always followed by the physical continued request, with hugs and such. No matter how good looking she is it starts to get real annoying quick.

@gyvren

5 ай бұрын

Visual bottle of Tito’s right in front. They’re all trashed. I hate dealing with drunks.

"The Ol' sandal grab"

If you guys ever want to see how to launch a boat, go watch Bluegabe launch his pro-drive. He will absolutely school you in launching or loading. I'm referring to Bluegabe's video on Oct. 10, 23....

6:20 they were not using the anchor line, the anchor just got snagged on the line.

Could use some slo-mo and zoom to help find whatever the one girl 👧🏾 keeps looking for on the floor. 😏

Pink bathing suit wants to back the trailer.

1:46 go figure

Did that girl just throw the litter of the gum inside the boat? Gross...

@korndawggy1801

9 ай бұрын

At least she didn't throw it in the water.

oars and paddles must be a freshwater thing.

I was too busy looking at the cute black girl. 😛

Ah, drunk people.

2.41 to 2.42. That's what she said.

Over loaded !

2:10 this vessel looks front heavy like the cab, almost looks like the back end is sticking out too much? Maybe the front cab is full of cocain 😂😂😂😂

Buffoons on holiday 😂

Anyone know what the boat was that the drunk girl was in?

@flyingled3176

6 ай бұрын

The party boat

Is there always a police presence at the ramp? I don’t know which is better - watching the people or the play-by-play.

She seems like an emotional drunk. That can ruin it for everyone. Can make for a short boat trip as well. Just sayn.....been there b4. But we would ususlly just drop em off back at the marina. Lol

Never approach a pier faster than you are willing to hit it...

she's really polluted

75 pounds lighter helps climbing anything.

No buoy’s out, No on shore help…. Nice to see the cop lights flashing in the background…… DUI’s on the plate for the police….

Fishing "ROD"; not fishing pole

Maybe if they had let her fall in the water it would have awakened her and made her not want to do this again.

Such a large percent of boaters are just guessing when it comes to operating a boat. No training, license or idea of what they are doing. Just here is your money, there is your boat and good luck.

Why does everyone feel the need to dock right in the loading/unloading lanes at this ramp? Why not just drop someone off on the dock to get the truck/trailer, then leave the dock and put around until the trailer is in the water and then drive it onto the trailer and leave? Seems like ya'll over complicate this process in Miami.

@carlsaganlives5112

9 ай бұрын

Because that makes too much sense, which obviously is lacking with these weekend warriors...

Are there specific ramps that you should NOT take day a 45 foot Fountain with twin big blocks? I never see a boat like mine at these docs

Floridians are surrounded by water yet they never know how to boat

No need for bumpers, I guess.

I can’t imagine being so overweight and out of shape that I couldn’t make a simple step up.

Some of these guys come in WAY to fast.

If you're hitting your children with a fishing pole you obviously don't want them and are going to turn them into creatures nobody else wants either.

Nothing worse than a drunk woman.

@christopher4207

9 ай бұрын

Oh, IDK. In my lifetime, I've had LOT'S of fun with drunk women!

@DonziGT230

9 ай бұрын

And nothing better.

@doriangray2020

9 ай бұрын

Definitely a Ying vs Yang situation.

@nodayatthebeach

9 ай бұрын

@@DonziGT230 🤣 Good point, at the right time!

@nodayatthebeach

9 ай бұрын

@@christopher4207 I hear ya, I mean when they're angry. 😁

Dude with backward Yankees hat is sexy AF!

Drunk on a boat?? not smart

Poor woman.. this is the downside of morbid obesity...so sad.

I mute this guy on all channels

@pauls.76

9 ай бұрын

It’s all my guy, my crew, etc. etc.

I take umbrage to you referring to any of these people [idiots] as captains. Maybe just call them boat owners. Captains require testing, hours behind the helm and professionalism.

It's not "too much fun", it's called being an alcoholic. As a society, we're way too tolerant of this kind of crap, being that wasted in public is disgusting.

too much talking

Don’t women in America wear pants anymore? 🤔

@christopher4207

9 ай бұрын

BOOOOO! We LOVE women who don't wear pants! 🙂

@dancaptain2055

9 ай бұрын

@@christopher4207amen to you Chris. You said it buddy. A girl that gorgeous who’s wants to see her in pants versus a sexy swimsuit

@signoresantinoburnett1169

9 ай бұрын

Someone hasn't had a big booty twerk for him yet.

@officialWWM

9 ай бұрын

@@christopher4207 the problem is, some of these women clearly don’t have a mirror!

@christopher4207

9 ай бұрын

@@officialWWM Awe come on, don't be a hater!

America ☕️ What a country! they even give you a boat for free when you buy a gun

drunk woman suprises us

6:09 yum yum give me some

What's it with the police present? To prevent fights??

@tomrogers9467

9 ай бұрын

Obviously not to look for impaired boaters heading for their vehicles. Here in canada it’s illegal to even have open alcoholic beverages on your boat unless it is equipped with living quarters.

@twinsonic

9 ай бұрын

@@tomrogers9467 hi fellow Canuck..

@signoresantinoburnett1169

9 ай бұрын

Smugglers also use the ramps to bring "stuff" in.

I'm really sorry but season after season I keep seeing the same mistakes made . How can that many people NOT KNOW ANYTHING about boating living in florida and how come all of the people who know the least all have boats . Out of 10 people we see pull up to the ramp only 1 or 2 out of 10 know what they are doing ? HOW CAN THAT BE POSSIBLE...

@christopher4207

9 ай бұрын

It seems like a bunch of people bought boats during the pandemic. So, our waters are LOADED with inexperienced morons who have no desire to learn about boating the right way. Even in our own marina, our boat has gotten hit sooo many times that we are keeping it on the trailer this season. It's not worth the risk.

@yurok36

9 ай бұрын

You are not wrong there is a lot of idiots out there but you also have to understand the whole point of this channel is to show the idiots, all the smooth operators don’t make it into the videos lol there would be nothing to laugh at 😂 plus most of these people are drunk or hi

@Idahoprepper71

9 ай бұрын

YOU CANT FIX STUPID!

@avioncamper

9 ай бұрын

@@tommyrussell1415 Money can't buy class either.

GROSS