This is now canon.

@4Lt3r

3 жыл бұрын

Every single sfm video of half life is canon No matter what Try to prove us, the fine cultured men wrong (ucan't)

@DunkleCheese

3 жыл бұрын

@Eric Miret 1. 0:28 2. *Snorts* 0:28

@bigmannn2443

3 жыл бұрын

@Eric Miret yes

@foxfrightdario5175

2 жыл бұрын

Better than not getting no Half Life 3 😅😭

@mrfacestab5758

2 жыл бұрын

What are you Star Wars fans?

i cant get over gman whipping the briefcase over the fence before climbing up

@thevelocipastor1721

3 жыл бұрын

gotta save those secrets

@divo4938

3 жыл бұрын

@@thevelocipastor1721 not anymore

@djKIR

3 жыл бұрын

i lost my shit from laughing 😄😄🤣🤣

@crimsonstrykr

3 жыл бұрын

It contains HL3 in it! Gotta keep it safe!

@michaelturk7237

3 жыл бұрын

It's like an episode of Cops

POV: You're the Gman, and you've just remembered your teleportation powers don't work unless you break line of sight...

@Ribbons0121R121

3 жыл бұрын

wait what, really? cause i ran fast enough during water hazard and actually saw gman cassually walking into the barn and then dissapearing a few seconds later he even fucking stared at me a second before he just vanished

@greenbean2222

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ribbons0121R121 alpha move on his part. He wanted you to know.

@Ribbons0121R121

3 жыл бұрын

@@greenbean2222 if you wanna try it just park your boat way behind the barn to the right and get out and sprint for it

@flonkthethird137

3 жыл бұрын

then who is the man in the blue suit

@SharkWrestler

3 жыл бұрын

Gman is 173

"Where's my daughter, you miserable piece of WOOP!"

@symbioticwolfkat1374

3 жыл бұрын

WOOP!

@ShasOSwoll

3 жыл бұрын

WOOP!

@karialy1479

3 жыл бұрын

WOOP!

@FranciumBoron

3 жыл бұрын

No.

@hlscientist8760

3 жыл бұрын

WOOP!

the fact gman tries to run away rather than just teleport is making this billion times funnier

@seawarshark6674

2 жыл бұрын

He's so scared and even forgot that he has powers

@MultiTheLosers

2 жыл бұрын

He can only teleport whe he is not seen

@Saul_Espinoza

2 жыл бұрын

''Ah..." G-Man says, ready to be brought up by his employers. He requests a teleport, hoping they won't tell him he needs to break line of sight, only to be given no response... Where are his employers? Why aren't they talking with him? What is that sound- Oh... Vortigaunts... Knowing he has no way out other than to run, he makes a break for it.

@leviiathaann

Жыл бұрын

He can't teleport if he's seen

@Nzg41

Жыл бұрын

He has an unsee animation in a hl demo (half life day one) where he runs clutching his breifcase in fear if you shoot him

Beautiful

@legiovictrix5118

3 жыл бұрын

*Once in a Lifetime starts playing*

@carlog-kujo3894

3 жыл бұрын

CorreyLado: How did I get hereeee

@username-yc3bd

3 жыл бұрын

@@carlog-kujo3894 Letting the days go by

@lethaltags5400

3 жыл бұрын

@@username-yc3bd let the watter hold me down

@username-yc3bd

3 жыл бұрын

@@lethaltags5400 letting the days go by

Gman: Perhaps we can arrange a deal? Eli: Prepare for *unforeseen consequences*

@thenexus8384

2 жыл бұрын

Gman: "ahh, fuck"

@MondySpartan

Жыл бұрын

Uno reverse card

@user-lm1gl5dg5y

Жыл бұрын

An interesting euphemism for "Prepare uranus"

@fpslifelegacy6902

Жыл бұрын

Gordon on his head: Well well well, how to turn tables

@geebs7275

Жыл бұрын

Eli hit him with the *"It seems like you need to prepare for unforeseen consequences you pale little sh-*

I like how threatening G-Man is until an actual fight happens and he just fucking books it

@zerrierslizer1

3 жыл бұрын

@GoTi4No trust me when i say this but, NEVER get in between a father and his child, unless you'r aiming to die.

@leicesterpoppadom7225

2 жыл бұрын

@GoTi4No should i laugh or feel bad

@brunaotube

2 жыл бұрын

@@leicesterpoppadom7225 both

@Aceysa2526

2 жыл бұрын

@@leicesterpoppadom7225 imo, it's their pfp that makes it funny, it's the actual comment that gets me thinking.

"Voice of Eli: my dad" We don't deserve him

@Chick2106

3 жыл бұрын

Woop

@thenexus8384

2 жыл бұрын

He should be chosen as a voice actor in the next game

@berchead12

Жыл бұрын

Woop

@blargofallblargs3939

Жыл бұрын

Alyx got her Dad to voice himself? Pretty cool!

@Emily-pd2hi

Жыл бұрын

Your profile picture looks recognisable. What is it of?

Idk why but Gman tossing his breifcase over and scrambling up the fence will always be what gets me.

@thepanda4624

2 жыл бұрын

I thought he drop his briefcase and run, not throw over the fence

@livesmarter1873

Жыл бұрын

@@thepanda4624 he did throw it over the fence

POV: You are G-man and you are presented with a battle you have no chance of winning

@TheDragShot

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, an angry parent is a raw force of nature.

@NoNameNeeded10

2 жыл бұрын

"Perhaps we can arrage a deal Dr. Vance"

@OrangeBall_HL

Жыл бұрын

Good ending: Save Eli from the Borealis

@MisterJohnDoe

6 ай бұрын

POV: You are watching G-man presented with a battle he has no chance of winning.

@Kinsanth_

Ай бұрын

Rather an anticlimax after what he survived, right? XD

I just love seeing Gman, an extradimensional being with power over time and space, trying to climb a fence.

@M1Autistic

Жыл бұрын

Quite desperately might I add

@JetFalcon710

8 ай бұрын

​@@M1Autistic Yeah, and then Eli just pulls him off the fence and onto the pavement with ease

@krunken_isok

5 ай бұрын

that briefcase contained all the third installments of valves popular games, l4d3, half-life ep3, and portal3 and tf3

@Rilixit

3 ай бұрын

​@@krunken_isokG-man' s employed by Valve?!?!!?!??!????

I highly doubt that regular Eli has the strength to pull Gman down from that fence, but this is Fatherly Instinct Eli. His power is at maximum right now.

@theoverpreparerlamenters3r436

Жыл бұрын

Eli is using his weight. G-man is incredibly scrawny, so it's no surprise he can't hold onto the fence with Eli holding onto one of his legs. The question is, how was Eli able to keep up?

@zaphero5518

Жыл бұрын

G-man is not one to bodybuild.

@Twiddle_things

10 ай бұрын

You do not fuck with dads, especially not with their daughters. Do that and you better be prepared for unforeseen consequences

@JetFalcon710

7 ай бұрын

@@theoverpreparerlamenters3r436 Sheer determination and rage over his daughter being taken by the G-Man

@vorpalweapon4814

5 ай бұрын

​@@Twiddle_things I like how this implies Fathers don't care about their sons.

Vance in Episode 2: "Honey, could you get me some tea?" Vance at the end of HLA: "STRAP IN GORDON, TIME TO ICE THIS MAN IN BLACK."

@absolutedumbass2366

2 жыл бұрын

to be fair the dude's daughter literally just faded from existence suddenly that'd put some get up and go in you too if you were immediately confident in who took them

@Soundwave142

2 жыл бұрын

LOL!

@thenexus8384

2 жыл бұрын

Wouldn't it be "STRAP IN GORDON, TIME TO ICE THIS MAN IN BLUE"

@VimyGlide

Жыл бұрын

@@thenexus8384 his name is g-man because the g stands for government. he's (themed like) a fed, hence man in black

@thenexus8384

Жыл бұрын

@@VimyGlide he wears blue

The varied expressions on Eli's face in contrast with Gman's is... ON point man I wish I could mocap facial features... ;-;

@DerpityEllis

3 жыл бұрын

If u animated in blender u could c:

@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep

3 жыл бұрын

Epic Games has revealed some interesting tech that may allow hobbyists at home to do it at low cost

@KingThrillgore

3 жыл бұрын

There's Cubic Motion from Epic and DeepMotion

@user-ig5oy7kp5g

3 жыл бұрын

E

Dude at least put "Half-Life 3 spoilers" in the title

@BuddinGHP

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah ikr.

@neveragain7424

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@phonvong

3 жыл бұрын

I can’t tell if this is a joke or not

@Somespideronline

2 жыл бұрын

@@phonvong it's obviously a joke....

@username-yr8qc

2 жыл бұрын

i hope it actually happens so we can have an end to it. or just have gman face his consequences.

Funniest part is that Gman could literally just pop away out of existance infront of Eli with his abilities but he just decides to run away full-force.

@ajh3461

3 жыл бұрын

He knows that no matter where he goes, there's gonna be a very angry Vance waiting for him.

@Desolationist

3 жыл бұрын

@@ajh3461 The Vance has breached the vale..

@Ribbons0121R121

3 жыл бұрын

pure instinct

@satara2520

3 жыл бұрын

@GoTi4No yeye sight

@heroinboblivesagain5478

3 жыл бұрын

@@ajh3461 He's got that Julius from everybody hates chris energy "You think I'm playin"

Presenting: G-man, the almighty manipulator of the universe

@pawprint1

2 жыл бұрын

getting forced off an fence and beaten to death by an old man

@thenexus8384

2 жыл бұрын

@@pawprint1 an old man who wants to know where his daughter is

@pawprint1

2 жыл бұрын

@@thenexus8384 and is sick and tiered of the unforeseen consequences.

"Rather an anti-climax after what you've put me through." - Gordon Freeman

@niikoashl3yyy467

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine he opens his mouth for the first time ever just to say that

@nikolasbananaguyy

Жыл бұрын

@@niikoashl3yyy467 i hope we hear his voice in episode 3 😍😍

@M1Autistic

Жыл бұрын

If they do this, I will start going to church

@mercce6750

Жыл бұрын

I read this in the HECU announcer tone.

Sure, G-man can transcend space and possibly time to an extent, avoiding the entirety of the combine forces…but can't escape Eli's mad dash. Eli Vance is a true legend

"Ah..." G-Man says, ready to be brought up by his employers. He requests a teleport, hoping they won't tell him he needs to break line of sight, only to be given no response... Where are his employers? Why aren't they talking with him? What is that sound- Oh... Vortigaunts... Knowing he has no way out other than to run, he makes a break for it.

@PentaromaLMA0

Жыл бұрын

that'd be really funny if it was the ending of the series, just gman trying to runaway from eli while the ascended vortiguants prevent him from teleporting away

@dustycat715

Жыл бұрын

But alas, he fails his escape, and is questioned and threatened by Eli.

@Twiddle_things

10 ай бұрын

/teleport [Requirements not met!]

the clambering over the fence was so fuckin good I love this so much

@ImNotFine44

3 жыл бұрын

I know right. I can’t stop replaying that part and watching his hands fumble as he gets pulled down. That’s insane animation.

I love how Eli goes from normal guy to badass old man in one scene

Your dad must be a really cool guy if he was not only willing to but also nailed Eli's voice acting, you can really FEEL the anger/annoyance in his voice and the impression aint half bad either

Gabe: After 9 years of development Hope You Can Love This Ending.

I'm sure it's been said before but there's just something endlessly amusing about the idea of the G-Man just turning around and booking it.

Half-life 3 expectations:The gman is a mysterious recurring character in the series of first-person shooter video games. Described as a "sinister, interdimensional bureaucrat", he is known to display peculiar behavior and capabilities beyond those of normal humans. Half-life 3 reality: g-man gets fucking choke slammed by a disabled old man.

@thenexus8384

2 жыл бұрын

In reality, G-Man is a little biatch

@Cysco8575

4 ай бұрын

Eli is not disabled, he just have a handicap.

This reminds me of how in a HL1 demo in "We got Hostiles" the gman runs away if you try to shoot at him

Yeah I think Eli was particularly upset

The G-Man trying to climb over the fence but failing gets new meaning after the most recent episode of Freeman's Mind 2.

The G-Man referring to Dr. Vance ready to tear him limb from limb for kidnapping his daughter as "particularly upset" is side-splittingly funny to me.

Him yeeting the suitcase is a nice touch.

Eli vance voice by your dad?? Get that guy an award!!!

@Chick2106

3 жыл бұрын

WOOOP

@pawprint1

2 жыл бұрын

his voice fits too perfectly

@brodyking7095

2 жыл бұрын

@@Chick2106 You keep repeating that.

@Chick2106

2 жыл бұрын

@@brodyking7095 ?

@thenexus8384

2 жыл бұрын

"Hire that man immediately!" -some gaming CEO

"When I get my hands on him" Gordon: well he did it.

god that slam into the ground

@JetFalcon710

7 ай бұрын

Yeah, I can almost feel the pain G-Man was experiencing at that very moment, assuming he can feel pain

I love how Dog,, the most physically powerful friendly character in the franchise capable of dunking on Striders and wiping out small armies, just looks on in awe at the fury of a pissed off dad.

@wiiprocontroller6471

Жыл бұрын

He's so confused

@Omega-jg4oq

11 ай бұрын

And so as Gordon

@JetFalcon710

8 ай бұрын

Dog's smart, he knows to stay out of the way of an angry dad

Seeing gman laying there in pain feeling his head as he just got slammed into the ground while Eli screams at him to tell him where Alyx is is hilarious

I love how you can hear the gmans voice stagger like he’s in fear

@proxdgamer4av2.07

2 жыл бұрын

And the metal leg of eli

I love how gman look at his left before running in the same direction, give a more human vibe to the character.

all your dad said was yep and where's my daughter, and yet he filled the role perfectly

The funniest part was when they cut him off right before he went full sprinting

Can we appreciate Komegatze’s dad voiced Eli? Awesome

@Komegatze

Жыл бұрын

Corey's dad?

@dionysus6892

Жыл бұрын

@@Komegatze I got my SFM creators mixed up - I’m a fool

Love the “yup” part terrific voice line from your dad and the end as well terrific video!

I LOVE how the G-man's head bounces of the concrete when Eli drops him to the floor hahahaha

When you mess with Eli’s family, no other-dimensional power, not even his prosthetic leg will slow him down to catch you.

@thenexus8384

2 жыл бұрын

You can have the power to go to alternate universes and timelines but you still won't escape Eli

@benitoswagolini3410

Жыл бұрын

When I read this comment I thought of Eli kicking G-man in the balls with his prosthetic leg.

Holy shit the fence climbing is amazing

Brother your dad is a good voice actor

Most threatening noise a man can make is a subwoofer noise far louder than it should be from that distance The throat you need to pull that off would give the Dovahkiin a run for their money

@JetFalcon710

7 ай бұрын

Yeah, although that sound is actually being made by Dog _(giant robot in the left foreground at the end)_

I love that your dad voice acted for this he's great

G-man didn't prepare for unforeseen consequences 💀

Imagine if Eli used more than just 000000.1% of his power

@Zenlessly

3 жыл бұрын

G-Man: *must protecc the briefcase first*

@renoalfarisis.2775

3 жыл бұрын

Eh, bang reysa

@uligallardo8110

3 жыл бұрын

@@Zenlessly *Flashbacks from Half-Life: Day One*

@abdullahtsabita.i.8212

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Aceysa2526

2 жыл бұрын

What's worse? Shaggy at 1% of his power.. OR Enraged Eli at 1% of his power? I would say it would be a fair challenge, cause Shaggy is... Well, Shaggy, and you know the saying about family and all that.

The SF2M potential rises.

When Eli's rambling about wanting his daughter back started I lost it.

G-man: "perhaps we could arrange a deal Dr Vance?" "Eli Vance: "you've proved yourself a decisive man, so I expect you to have no trouble deciding what to do. Give me my daughter back, or perhaps, you fight a battle you have no chance of winning?"

Objectively the best part about this is Gordon staring silently at the whole affair

Imagine you're just a normal vortegaunt or resistance member and you see eli chasing someone in a fancy suit while screaming "Where'd my daughter you piece of *dog noise*!?!" while Gordon and dog look in the background

“Yup.” The word of a man with conviction.

Dude legit just made the intro sequence of HL3, we'll get the game eventuall-

Song name is Apprehension and Evasion, if anyone is wondering.

I really thought this was gonna be a serious animation at first. Then the music kicked in. Also seeing a panicked Gman yeet his case over a fence and try to scale the fence is probably the greatest thing I've seen. The only other time I've seen Gman panicked was the time Benrey appeared in his "dimensional tunnel" (as I call it) during one of the episodes of HLVRAI.

Considering Gman's apparently capable of altering events in space and time, he could easily send Eli to a previous timeline if he wanted to. lol

Props to Eli Vance for not blinking so that Gman couldn't teleport

It's especially funny when I already know he's a being capable of doing things no other living thing in the Universe can do, yet he can't even climb a fence...

G-Man"is able to stop time and screw with continuity" also G-Man"panics and starts running away"

Just keep starring at him so he can't disappear. Like SCP 173.

By far the best 2SFM I've seen

New half life 3 is looking sick, Cant wait

He fucking threw him to the ground but also I like how he threw his suit case XD

The real question is, how’d you let a man without a leg catch you running

This was genious, made my day.

LMFAO THIS IS NOW CANON

0:44 Eli holding crowbar Gman lying down I got a flashback of kenny from the walking dead the game season 2

You could’ve included the unused voice clip of G-Man saying: “Well.. Shit..”.

It took me a long time to find this video again but I’m glad I found it!

"Voice of Eli: My Dad" I love this.

I love the little half turn Gman does before making a run for it, it’s such a small detail but very nicely done.

Amazing work Kome

This led to the creation of a half-life runner game on Android and iOS, I'm calling it.

For me this the best video you made.

i now need a version of this without any music, it'd just make the whole thing so much more awkward

he didn't quite capture the Gmans strange inflections quite right, but the speaking voice is really good, major props :D

This is a work of art

This was awesome!

A good ending for this time linexd

0:07 “You have credentials?”

What does Eli say at the end? I can’t hear. P.S. That's great, that's canon, LOVE YOUR JOB!

@Komegatze

3 жыл бұрын

He says "Wheres my daughter you country club grim reaper s**t!?"

@skuglious

2 жыл бұрын

@@Komegatze can you put amplified version of this? Ik it's perfect already...but..just asking 😅

he throwing the briefcase its the best part ahahahah

absolutely hilarious tension at the start there

I like how he grabbed G-mans leg the same way a bullsquid canonically grabbed his leg

This made my night

Me when komegatze steals my diet dr kelp

0:23 'you seem.. particularly upset' 'yup" *stares at with malicious intent* "ah..."

This is brilliant

"...YOU COUNTRY CLUB GRIM REAPER SHIT!" I'm remembering that one. Been streaming a playthrough of this series to one of my little brothers, and he's been enjoying it so far. Gonna have to whip this one out next time we run into the G-Man. We're halfway through 1 rn and he's looking forward to seeing Blue Shift since he's a fan of the Barneys, and I'll be showing him that one before OpFor because of it. It's been slow not having the opportunity super often, but it's been awesome the chances I do get. Back when I was a teenager like he is now (holy shit, that's such a weird sentence to say man), I only ever got to play HL2 up to Ravenholm, and the rest I know is through cultural nerd osmosis, so it's an experience for the both of us. Sorry for rambling in your comment section. 😅 Half-Life has just been becoming more personally meaningful to me I suppose and it doesn't hurt that you put out some damn good stuff.

At the end of HL:Alyx Eli look at his right where G-MAN it's standing (same spot where this video starts) so I guess this video it's actually cannon

0:36 Gman: Nigerundayo! SMOKEY

there wasn't a corner for him to walk around so he couldn't disappear

“WOO” truly inspiring

"Yup" goes hard.