Dinosaurs riding dinosaurs is just one of the coolest army aesthetics. Only thing keeping me away from them currently are some of the old sculpts for the Saurus line, really hope they get new models soon!

@thepastrychef8014

Жыл бұрын

An army in the style of the Scar Vet A Slann can dream 😅

@DaBlueIghuana

Жыл бұрын

Absolutely same, I wish they updated the Saurus models, the art of them and my imaginations seem so cool! But their models range from warped to horrendous

@nathanresendez4034

Жыл бұрын

Your prayers were answered

@DaBlueIghuana

Жыл бұрын

@@nathanresendez4034 you were the one to inform me of the new models, thank you, my wallet will die

@TheDbend

Жыл бұрын

@@nathanresendez4034 *happy lizard noises*

You are now my favourite age of Sigmar battle report provider :)

@thepastrychef8014

Жыл бұрын

Thanks so much!

@EinheriV

Жыл бұрын

Same!

It was actually not the carnasour that chased the dragons out of lustria it was the dread sarian. Whitch is bigger kinda like a massive crocodile. I'm pretty sure it hunted dragons because of all the forest made it so the dragon's wings didn't help it alot, can't fly if your in dense forest and if you want food you have to land in the forest somewhere

guys at 22:57 jinx declared a charge at the saurus warriors, the core rules say "You do not have to pick a target for a charge attempt before making the charge roll". not a mistake on the rules but when you charge, you can pick who you engage in combat after the roll, this bring a great layer of tactical flexibility onto AoS charges and combat.

@Khalirath

Жыл бұрын

Also, she spends a command point to reroll the charge, when the Banner bearer already provides it for free.

Super fun batrep to watch and beautiful armies! I couldn't tell if you folks played it correctly but do remember that Hedonites of Slaanesh also gains static buffs to the entire army now when you have unspent depravity points left. The rule is called "Revel in Pain". Looking forwards to the next battle!

Jinx was rolling hot that game. Don't think I've ever seen that many exploding 6's in a batrep.

@thepastrychef8014

Жыл бұрын

Exploding 6s everywhere

awesome looking armies, can't wait to see how this one plays out.

Really fun game to watch. Did wonder about not bringing fiends against dinos. Looking forward to seeing more Sigmar!

Have you considered doing a brief lore overview on the armies before each battle when its the first time you use them? Or maybe a separate video? I know nothing about age of sigmar lore so perhaps it's just me, but I always enjoy battles more when I know who the armies are and what they stand for, then I know who I want to win

@fletcherbamford-doe6578

Жыл бұрын

Part of me says go to bauldermort. Other part is in full agreement

@M4tt888_

Жыл бұрын

@@fletcherbamford-doe6578 I know there will be lots of good lore channels out there, but it would be nice not to have to break away from this video, to hop to another chanel and then come back. Also, if they incorporated in to the battle report when they do the army lists , I'm only thinking a really brief 1 minute or less overview, the real basics. They could then perhaps include a link in the description to a more detailed lore video for anyone wanting to learn more that they made themselves or partnered with another existing yt channel to promote them

@dmeep

Жыл бұрын

Slaneesh is ordering a cheese pizza with extra cheese and Seraphon are space lizards whose magic atleast previously is/was based on math.

@Qshafe

Жыл бұрын

Seraphon: Seraphon are the actual lizardmen from Old World (kind of). The Slann hopped into Aztec style spaceships before the Old World was destroyed and rode out its destruction as well as the creation of the Mortal Realms. During that time, almost all Seraphon aside from the Slann died, but the Slann are able to remember their warriors so hard they pop them back into existence (technically making the daemons). The Seraphon follow the Great Plan which gives them foresight into the future which they use to then try and manipulate events in order to stop Chaos. This means that while what they do might seem random, they're attempting to manipulate future events. They also believe in the phrase "by any means necessary". They can and will slaughter an entire town or city if it leads to future advantages against Chaos. This often leads to them being seen as very aloof and distant as they don't care how other races precieve them nor do they care to let other races know what they do. Finally, Chef's army is a coalesced army which means that the Slann has been remembering them for so long and so hard, that they're starting to physically exist in the Mortal Realms. This is significant because generally as soon as the Slann stops remembering, the Seraphon are supposed to disappear, but these guys aren't/are more resistant to that.

@Qshafe

Жыл бұрын

Slaanesh: At the End Times event in the Old World, Slaanesh ate almost all aelves in existence. The 4 arguably most powerful survived the Old World's destruction becoming gods in the Mortal Realms that Sigmar recruited. Not long (on a cosmic scale at least) after that, Morathi whom Slaanesh ate escaped his gullet, and told the alevin gods about Slaanesh. They got together and imprisoned Slaanesh (with a bit of help from Tzeentch). Then started pulling aelvin souls from Slaanesh's stomach (this means every aelvin faction in the game was at one point pulled from Slaanesh's digestive system). The prison is supposed to by inescapable, but Slaanesh has been slowly working his way free and becoming stronger in the process. Most recently, Morathi ripped a bunch of souls from Slaanesh which turned her into a god, broke some of the chains binding Slaanesh, and allowed Slaanesh to basically have "kids". He split apart of itself off, which created two aspects of Slaanesh. All daemons are aspects of their Chaos god, but these two are the physical embodiments of Slaanesh and worshiped by a lot of Slaaneshi followers and daemons. Anyways, Slaaneshi forces fall into 3 types: pretenders, invaders, and seekers. Pretenders are lead by daemons or mortals who think they are Slaanesh reborn. Invaders (the one played here) just like to sack, pillage, and kill. Seekers are looking for their god.

Jinx, you can generate depravity points quicker by using the archers to split fire to as much units as possible. That way you could generate enough point to maybe have a greater daemon turn 2, otherwise definitely turn 3!

This was a nice battle to watch. One thing I cannot knock is the amazing quality of the Sigmar model lines. So detailed and amazing to look at, only enhanced further by the nice paint jobs. I do look forward to more from LIfe Coach The Chef as he discusses the advantages of feeling high self worth while hacking the heads of daemons.

love the vibes in this episode. by far one of my favorites from all the channels I watch. also kudos to the editor :]

Love the energy jinx brings to every slaughter. Somehow the idea of slannesh daemonettes being just fun seekers is even scarier. I don't suppose you have any plans for doing Lord of the Rings games?

Chef is really channeling Laszlo Cravensworth this video XD Literally all I can picture is him every time he says "JUNGLE SAVE!"

I haven't seen a seraphon colour scheme like that before. It looks great and the bases are super cool too!

@thepastrychef8014

Жыл бұрын

Awww thanks. The bases do the heavy lifting 😅

Slaanesh, Dinosaurs... this is like a battle designed expressly to appeal to me. Excellent!

01:08:38 - I agree, Chef. Steeds were inexplicably the assassins of the Warhammer World 😂

The banter between these 2 is my favorite on the channel

@1:27:07 Chef was still holding that objective. Once held, an objective is held by the last person to control it until someone else takes control of it. That means that even though you two had an equal amount of models Chef still held it.

29:07 Join us next week for more 'Philosophy with The Pastry Chef' 😂

@thepastrychef8014

Жыл бұрын

😁

Loved this amazing work

Great! Really liking the Sigmar content!

I’m not sure you can give spells to units that you summon but may be wrong on that, so happy to see sigmar content, and think I’ll be getting on demand to see more awesome sauce

Your armies look amazing! Great video as always!!!

Awesome thanks a lot for the content!

the crickets chirping sound effect, is brilliant! 🤓👍

Great stuff! :D

Love seeing the Hedonites!!

So happy to see the Seraphon

Great match up here, though I am not sure the Slaaneshi Hosts have the rules to tangle with the dinos, but here's to hoping! And I am so happy that it is Jinx running the Daemons. :)

I'm just loving the AoS content! So much fun... 😁

I would like to see The Great Plan via Corporate Power Point presentation. Lots of Star Wipe transitions .

Great battle! Chef, just be careful that mystical terrain affects models within 1” of the terrain rather than units. Would love to see some fiends on the board sometime!

That's a really fun Seraphon paint scheme!

Yes! Loving the regular AoS content 😁

Very cool bases for Seraphons. how did you make them if i can ask?

Loved this report! You guys are really fun. Noob player here and learning a lot because of this. 👍

So what Chef said at 39:00 IS actual fluff, with one small difference: it weren't the Carnosaurus that wiped out the Dragons, the Dread Saurians, (who are bigger than a Mega-Gargant) who exterminated all the Dragons

@ryandugan9176

Жыл бұрын

Indeed. Carnosaurs are the raptors of lustria, whereas Dread saurians are more equivalent to megaraptors or the tyrannosaurus.

@thepastrychef8014

Жыл бұрын

Ahhh darn it. Still, badass fluff though 😅

@dantheultimate2497

Жыл бұрын

I thought Kragnos' people wiped out the Dragons.

@Tobi13131

Жыл бұрын

@@dantheultimate2497 that is Age Of Sigmar lore, the one Chef talked about was the lore of Warhammer fantasy and Lustria

@Nubloot

Жыл бұрын

Yeh my 6th, 7th and 8th Ed books all say it was the carnosaur that prevented dragons from really establishing themselves in lustria.

Loving the AOS content guys!

Great fight and honestly looking forward to build my Seraphin army.

Two of my favourite factions! Bring it on!

doing a great job with aos, bringing the energy to the game. have you throght about a path to glory campaign?

I'm so glad you guys are playing some AOS as well as 40k. Maybe some Kill Team one day? Love your games.

@thepastrychef8014

Жыл бұрын

Maybe one day

Hi Chef. I know you say you’re not much of a painter but your lizards look great! I really like the bases.

@markweevil3985

Жыл бұрын

Also, Katie you are so good at making chompy noises 😬

To add onto what chef said not only was it the carnasuars but even worse was the dread saurian for it aye anything especially carnasuars and dragons

@Chef, I need more Stormcast competitive goodness!!

I'm watching this love seeing so many laughs. I kept noticing that the pungent soulscent wasn't being done at the start of combat. Not sure if it was forgot or if you guys did it off cam

@jamesoconnor505

Жыл бұрын

Oops I mean in the opponents turn 😆

So the mystical 6+ ward works only for models within 1" of said Mystical scenery, you have to specifically allocate wounds to those models in order to roll the 6+ ward

Before watching the report, predicting Seraphon win :p Slaanesh is the cooler army though, but is really hard to play and is suffering in power level a bit :)

Just want say thanks for the recorded long matches! Just started playing Sigmar on Tabletop to try get back into the game and your videos have been helpful in learning. I use to play Warhammer back in middle school / high school but the info is long gone. My main question is How are you casting Comets Call as a Coalesced army? Isnt that a Starborne only spell? Thanks again and love yalls energy!

@tabletoptactics

11 ай бұрын

Welcome back! This is a video from last year, so it won't be with the latest rules. Back then, all Slann knew Comet's Call as their basic Spell 🙂

Excited to see these two armies get the third edition battletome

@thepastrychef8014

Жыл бұрын

Same!

Seraphon! So excited to watch this one!

@Tazacks

Жыл бұрын

JUNGLE SAVE!!

Just top notch 👍

Stunning armies once again, always loved Slaanesh aesthetics

@user-hv3xx1gu1p

Жыл бұрын

🤨

why is the logo side ways on the dice box?

You guys are doing great job! Please more AOS! 🔥🔥🔥

Oooh lovely bases! Home made or purchasable??

You should definitely call your lizard wizard king gizzard

Yay! Katie’s back

Khorne dino nuggets you say Jinx? Are they in the shape of dino skulls?

@imtimimhelping9607

Жыл бұрын

In the shape of axes clearly

@scaife

Жыл бұрын

Ketchup for the ketchup god!

Really enjoying the AoS content thank you!

New to AoS and pick Seraphon? It’s a brave man we see before us, or a wise one 😊

Loving the Sigma videos. Please give Star Wars Legion a try in the future

LIZWIZ!!🤩 I'm usin' that. 😁 Love the Age of Sigmar change of pace! ❤‍🔥 and LOVE the extra battle-cam footage! That's my game, that's my boy! I think Katie has the right idea; one of these days, maybe as a bet or a special, it would be rad to see you guys make noises for each units' moves the way we would if we didn't give an F and were still young at heart. 😂 I'm a little biased because I have to do this every game and I try to force my friends to as well. BEeeaaw! EEEe EEee!!, BAP BAP BAP. Kaboosh! 🤣This includes misses! 😐...Don't mind me, it's just ADHD + Army men. 😅

59:40 me and the other Ians are personally attacked by Chef

@thepastrychef8014

Жыл бұрын

Only if you're a fly...at least I think that's why I said it 😅

For some reason your AoS 1500pt battle reports keep having "2000pts" in the army title cards

Mr chef, with this list koatls claw may have benefited the whole army a little bit more, something for next time . Also 👍 for playing coalesced😉

Please, do so matches with Fyreslayers, Kharadon Overlords, Sylvaneth, Cities of Sigmar and Skaven!

Are the Seraphon bases homemade?

There is a Iron Man equivalent in the setting, it's a robotic flying gun dwarf

Come for the Warhammer, stay for the Life Tactics,TM

Katie hurting herself on a Slaanesh model @ 52:48 is incredibly on theme

@thepastrychef8014

Жыл бұрын

You could say it's On point 😎

We have a Realmshaper Engine going spare in the studio Chef……

Look, the Hedonites just got a teensy bit carried away in that village, okay?!?!!!!!

Lizardmen have such an amazing aesthetic and background... But so do Slaanesh Daemons. So it's a win-win situation :D

@thepastrychef8014

Жыл бұрын

Great success!

Greetings from Germany 🇩🇪 AWESOME Bat-Rep guys! I liked and shared the video with my club. Slaanesh is my main faction and play them since 6th Edition WHF. @Katie: Sigvald would be an excellent choice for Lurid Haze due to his inbuild +3“ on charges. Besides he is the best Beatstick in our army. In addition think about 2x5 units of Twinsouls. They are pretty good and fast. Please do more AOS content! It’s freakin amazing that you guys play AOS now! Kind regards. Jun „Paperboy_Jay“, Privateer Poza Boyz Germany

Need more jinx on the channel

haven't watched yet but seeing it's lizards vs chaos i'm going to say poor chaos lol.

AoS is growing on me. Thank you for expanding your content. You're ALL original BOSSES! 👊😎

'To their... lizard air holes... yes.' When TableTop knowledge starts pushing out silly things like the word nose.

@thepastrychef8014

Жыл бұрын

You misheard Ear Holes 😅 But seriously what are they called

@jessesutton7985

Жыл бұрын

@@thepastrychef8014 Haha. Well, I'm a simple fellow so cranium mounted auditory receptors. Or just ears probably. =-D

@colby1398

Жыл бұрын

@@jessesutton7985 It's kinda odd really. Some reptiles don't have have auditory senses at all, instead feeling vibrations through their jaws. Most others don't have "ears" per se, but do have eardrums flush (or ever so slightly recessed) with the sides of their skulls, and because they aren't deep inside the skull like mammals, they don't require what we traditionally think of as "ears" on the outside to funnel sound down to the eardrum.

for hedonites you were missing/not doing your exploding 6's to hit

Can we please see some demons of tzeentch very interested in see what they can do

@thepastrychef8014

Жыл бұрын

Alas we don't own any!

Wonderful video, everyone! I'm so enamored by the models that AoS has, and I'd love to play, but I can't decide which army I want! Lol

@thepastrychef8014

Жыл бұрын

There's so many cool choices!

JUNGLE SAVE!

Chef, pro tip for you! You need more dinos riding dinos. And you know why!

No Slann!?! Have you cooked your damn mind chef?

Philosophy of(or? Couldn't really hear that well) tactics, with chef, please.

Do the seekers really move with Bloblbloblbloblbloblblobl in this edition and not wooshwooshwooshwoosh?

Ahhhhh finally, my people.

Wait, are ya'll also doing dnd stuff and I've just been missing it? Just noticed the DMG/etc lmao.

@tabletoptactics

Жыл бұрын

Yes we've done 2 DnD campaigns in the past, with a third one starting once we've moved to our new studio space!

I have no idea what's going on, I only play 40k. But dinosaurs

I'd love to get some dinos but my God are there models outdated.

@thepastrychef8014

Жыл бұрын

The big dinos are great Anything smaller is definitely showing its age though

'Why can't we be friends?' Because we're lizards and you're vegan! Thanks for the battle report :)

Ooo my Dino boys ride once more! For the World that Once Was! For The Old Ones! For Order! >=D

Yes!! Sigmar baybeeeee

I've been forced to comment that Quorn dinosaurs, "Roarsomes", are amazing too.

Yeahhhh Laser T-rex

So is mafs the same as math?

@Andrew-yl7lm

Жыл бұрын

Same as maths*

Dinorider poweeeeeeeeer!!!!!

They were turkey dinosaurs. I am an expert.