Imagine a violent offender arguing that he shouldn't be sentenced because he is a FORMER violent offender as he isn't offending right now.

@krejados1

3 жыл бұрын

Worse: that defense flies and the offender goes free.

@thatswhatisaid8908

3 жыл бұрын

And, then imagine we say "ok, fair enough" and in FOUR YEARS back he trots and does the same thing again, only this time he succeeds! Imagine the hand-wringing and the wails of "but i thought he'd learned his lesson! "

@MrGgabber

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine someone says "March peacefully", then a couple dozen LARPers cause some trouble and a bunch of morons blame the guy who told thousands of people to be peaceful.

@tundevirag755

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrGgabber Imagine someone says "be there, will be wild!", "If you don't fight like hell, you won't have a country anymore" and "we won this election and they stole it from us", and then trying to deflect 100% of the responsibility because he might have also said things that were less inflammatory. I don't think Trump will be convicted, but he is responsible here if not guilty. But the whole protest would not have happened if he hadn't told his voters for 2 months that secretly, he is the real president. You just want to believe him innocent, because you don't like the other party and whatever they do is a witch hunt to you.

@joels5150

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrGgabber Imagine if that same guy spent the previous 5 years openly advocating for and encouraging violence against his political opponents and the media 🤔. Imagine if he spent more than two months lying about election fraud and telling people if the other side won they wouldn’t have a country anymore. You don’t have to imagine any of it. It all happened and was recorded live for posterity.

GOP 2016: You can't impeach him, he's the president GOP 2021: You can't impeach him, he's not the president

@lorettanericcio-bohlman567

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like the Supreme Court. These people are full of crap

@nonyabizness.original

3 жыл бұрын

~and~, GOP nov 5th 2020- present day: trump won and so actually IS the real president. so to their logic, we CAN impeach him. and convict. and remove. and most importantly, FOREVER BAN HIM.

@GamerBruh13

3 жыл бұрын

You need actual evidence to impeach. No evidence first time and no evidence this time. Democrats are just scared of Trump as he will show people how really corrupt they are.

@jessprice6468

3 жыл бұрын

The Senate won't have the trial lol. Just going to be like last time that witch Pelosi tried. She hates not getting her way. Simple as that.

@whoimia5208

3 жыл бұрын

@@GamerBruh13 Thanx for telling the TRUTH! It is so hard to get people to see these things. They are all scared because he exposed them for what they are, it’s just sad for our country that some people can’t see through the BS!

All of sudden, their line is, He's not president anymore. That's ridiculous.

@Bill_Garthright

3 жыл бұрын

Yup. And there's no legal justification for it, either. Politicians have been impeached after leaving office before. Of course, that might have been back when Republicans _cared_ about the rule of law.

@maythesciencebewithyou

3 жыл бұрын

@@Bill_Garthright Republicans ony care when a it happens to a Democrat. And not because they care about the subject, but because they care about beating the Democrats

@evatripp7788

3 жыл бұрын

It's especially ridiculous & slimily deceptive because moscow mitch is the one who said there wasn't time to convict t... before he left office insinuating that there could be a trial after he left office but now it's " but he's not in office anymore!" repugs are cowardly greedy lowlife scum with no real moral courage unless they can find or make up something to accuse their political opponents of. No accountability of the party of " personal responsibility" by the party of " personal responsibility"!!!

@elincarlsson6388

3 жыл бұрын

Suddenly. Not "all of a sudden." 😘😘😘😘😘

@MaeljinRajah

3 жыл бұрын

@@elincarlsson6388 either or work really. suddenly, all of a sudden, I decided to smoke a joint, again, for instance.

The sound of someone trying and failing to hold back laughter is so much better than a laughing audience

The guy holding his laughter behind the camera is better than any laugh track.

@melanatedqueen

3 жыл бұрын

I love him. I always wish to see his face

@AJ-fe8om

3 жыл бұрын

I think the guy behind the camera wrote the jokes.

@kissofshadows21

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed!

@Heartwing13

3 жыл бұрын

Mic him up! Mic him up! Mic him up!

@brandielee7971

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed

it's like "you can't arrest me, I stopped stealing half an hour ago, therefore I'm no longer a criminal."

@mollyprysunka4828

3 жыл бұрын

Is it not GTA rules?

@petekatmangold5460

3 жыл бұрын

Like Obammma.

@lorettanericcio-bohlman567

3 жыл бұрын

I love how Republicans just scream out “Obama” or “Hillary” periodically

Angus King: "This isn't Monopoly money." The American people: "No, it isn't - it's the money *we* gave you to fix the country, now do your damn job."

The Jeffrey Dahmer analogy is *SO* fitting - because while he is "full" now, he can and WILL eat again if you don't convict him.

@nikolaipersad4098

3 жыл бұрын

THIS!!!!

@shirleyandrews1152

3 жыл бұрын

Soooo scary but so true 😲

The heavy wheezing behind the camera is the chef's kiss to this show.

@breakfast-burrito

3 жыл бұрын

This is absolutely one of the funniest episodes because it feels so natural. Like an old fireside chat.

@nikolaipersad4098

3 жыл бұрын

THIS!!

@jill6106

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly what I've been thinking! 😂😂 Wish we knew who it was.

@realistool78

3 жыл бұрын

Florida sees dramatic flue

@requiemforameme1

3 жыл бұрын

Kinda reminds me of Brad Leone and Vinny Bo Binny in pre-woke Bon Appetit. 🥲

This is just the beginning folks. It's like any bad employee that was fired, you find out just how bad they were and it takes months to clean up their failures. 🤨

@jeffreym68

3 жыл бұрын

I see we worked at the same company at some point!

@DSAK55

3 жыл бұрын

years

@QuantumPineapple

3 жыл бұрын

Trump is gone yet youre still talking about him TDS much?

@annihilator45

3 жыл бұрын

@@QuantumPineapple troll go away!

@mrswampgass2186

3 жыл бұрын

@@QuantumPineapple with available health care we can now afford to treat the trauma he gave us.

So, if a criminal changes his job, is he no longer going to be arrested?

@hawlitakerful

3 жыл бұрын

Impeachment is not a criminal trial. It's a political process. And it is a bit of an open question while there are people who have been impeached after leaving office there are also some where the impeachment stopped because they were no longer in office. In general: That's more like if my employer sends me to a sexual harassment course for some misconduct but i leave the company before that. The person i did this to can still press civil and or criminal charges depending on the situation. So your question about not getting arrested misses the point a bit.

@chocolateeclare2286

3 жыл бұрын

@Quack quack Sadist

“It’s not Monopoly money”. No, they already gave the big monopolies a big pile of cash

@eIonmusk542

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah it’s the Monopoly’s money

@veronicasvideodiaries

3 жыл бұрын

oof

@SalahEddineH

3 жыл бұрын

@@eIonmusk542 That was good. I liked that.

@bethanygee6939

3 жыл бұрын

Nice

I'm so glad Stephen Colbert is so much happier now, you can feel the vibe

@randomrangoon5476

3 жыл бұрын

Definitely visibly happy and even tone of his voice. You can hear the happiness

@craighajwan4598

3 жыл бұрын

Yes he must have seething having the guy (Trump), who the media hated being as successful as he was pre covid, and winning the 2016 election even though these talk show hosts said it wasn’t possible must have sucked. Now things can go back to normal. No more “mean words” on twitter from the mean orange man, and more wars in the Middle East. Colbert must be happy 👍

@ameliakittie6009

3 жыл бұрын

Brendan, you are so right. As soon as I turned on this show today his happiness was visible. So nice to see.

@BasedRedemption

3 жыл бұрын

@@craighajwan4598 Triggered much?

@mylesstephens7791

3 жыл бұрын

@@craighajwan4598 jeez stop being triggered

Congrats from Canada... so glad you kicked out the previous tenant that kept yelling at the neighbours when it was actually him running the lawn mower over the dog shit.

@lonewolfgamingplus379

3 жыл бұрын

Why thank you, we'll try to turn down the stereo and clean up the mess, get back to work.

@dw999

3 жыл бұрын

@EFG: Sorry about that previous tenant -- kinda disturbing that he slipped thru the screening process. We're beefing it up. ..... We love ya, Canada! (I'd love to move there -- Toronto, Vancouver, Montreal -- but I'm too old to get work / too broke to be an attractive candidate for immigration.)

@ElmerFuddGun

3 жыл бұрын

​@@lonewolfgamingplus379 - No need to worry about the stereo. It was more of the smell of that shit flying around... I almost got hit!

@ElmerFuddGun

3 жыл бұрын

@@dw999 - Toronto? LOL... OK, if you want, I guess. Watch out for the mayor though!

@samiam619

3 жыл бұрын

@@dw999 The problem was that there WAS NO SCREENING PROCESS! The MSM totally fell down on the job. I didn’t like or trust tRump since “The Donald” days. But others should have done their homework and shed some light on this foul Con-man.

"we already have a flaming fire in this country, and this is just throwing gasoline on it" but you started the fire.

@caydenlewis9120

3 жыл бұрын

“We didn’t start the fire, it was always burning since the worlds been turning, we didn’t start the fire, no we didn’t light it but we tried to fight it.”

@user-ky2qk3kv8z

3 жыл бұрын

@@caydenlewis9120 ?

@poromakkara6097

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-ky2qk3kv8z It's a Billy Joel song "We didn't start the fire".

@wmluna381

3 жыл бұрын

@@poromakkara6097 😂

@truecaliber1995

3 жыл бұрын

Billy Joel would like a word with you.

gotta love how when it comes to war, military defense spending, bailing out bank and corporations, the price tag is irrelevant to Republicans.. but when it comes to helping people with vaccines, feeding their kids and keeping their homes, THAT is the time to get 'conservative" with spending.

@adamkalb1

2 жыл бұрын

If only we knew how to teach them why the price tag on their own self-interests and bailing out people who are already rich is just as important as helping people with vaccines and feeding kids. If they can bailout the rich minority, they have no excuse to not bail out the poor majority when they can do it with just as much money divided between everyone. January 22, 2022, 3:17pm

@esshor.

Жыл бұрын

They DESPISE the poor and poverty. It sickens them. It’s a horrifically evil opinion but they’re privileged sheltered entitled wealthy children. That opinion for them is inevitable

We need to set a precedence to show that this is not going to be tolerated in the future. No accountability means we set ourselves up for future domestic terrorism.

@isaiahsspontaneouscontent9111

3 жыл бұрын

What the fuck do you know about terrorism? 😂 Have you heard or read up on the recent event that happened to 70 famers in africa? 😂 Boko Haram soldiers massacred 70 famers which if compared to the domestic terrorism you fear here 😂 is laughable.

@dw999

3 жыл бұрын

Leonaza: Precedent, not precedence.

@mathewserrano2262

3 жыл бұрын

@@isaiahsspontaneouscontent9111 we aren’t living in Africa are we. Domestic terrorism takes different shapes and forms and NONE are ok. You got Trump so far down your throat you’re at the balls

@tuyenle8107

3 жыл бұрын

Trump 4ever 🥰😍

@Charlie-wl2qt

3 жыл бұрын

I have a feeling this impeachment is going to be a waste if time and taxpayer money.

It's really nice to see Fauci smiling like that. If he's hopeful, I'm hopeful.

Whoever’s handing Stephen all those board games is the secret hero of this monologue 😄

@jacquieburcham1559

3 жыл бұрын

That was genius! Also big trip down memory lane.

@lisagulick4144

3 жыл бұрын

They forgot one, though. Stephen could have added, "We're all just trying to 'Stay Alive.' "

@IAmDox

3 жыл бұрын

Jenga!

“As you may recall from memories that you’ve repressed” ...Ouch.

"This will all be edited out right?" Crew: Yesn't

A single person behind the scenes wheeze-laughing is so much funnier to me than hearing all the laughter from a full audience for some reason.

@resourceress7

3 жыл бұрын

Yes but only if they're wearing two layers of mask!

@thereisbeautyinthisworld7251

3 жыл бұрын

I know. I really enjoy this format.

@neptunianmoon6285

3 жыл бұрын

For me too, it's more genuine.

@RmcBlueSky

3 жыл бұрын

You missed the live audience, don't you?

@Inamichan

3 жыл бұрын

I agree. I prefer no audience now. Stephen is so much funnier too 😂

I worry when he jokes sarcastically “why hasn’t he (Biden) fixed everything!” Extremist are too far gone to realize this is clearly sarcasm...

@revangerang

3 жыл бұрын

Same here. Jokes are how flat earthers got started too 💀

@robertmichalscheck3072

3 жыл бұрын

Yes.they are too frick8n dumb

@justinhamm3440

3 жыл бұрын

You wanna know a secret? Trump supporters aren't extremists, they're your fellow Americans. Keep that in mind going forward.

@SP-cd3wo

3 жыл бұрын

@@justinhamm3440 they can be both :)

@revangerang

3 жыл бұрын

@@justinhamm3440 Trump supporters can’t get much more to the extreme right of the spectrum than they already are. They’re extremists. For your frame of reference, Joe Biden is also to the *right* of center.

"Face the Brennan, with Margaret Nation."

Lock him up. Revoke his ex-presidential pay outs.

@nekonatauzanto1758

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, you betta not hold your breath because it ain't gonna happen anytime soon.

@tuyenle8107

3 жыл бұрын

Trump 4ever 😍

@wiseapple

3 жыл бұрын

@@tuyenle8107 Trump locked up 4ever 😍

@kitcoffey7194

3 жыл бұрын

COME ON SDNY!!

@jasonolson3133

3 жыл бұрын

@@tuyenle8107 lock you up too

So in the process of robbing a bank , i am a felon.......but after i exit with the money from the bank...i am just a regular Joe with a bag full of money, so nothing can be done against me ..!!!!

@randomrangoon5476

3 жыл бұрын

Apparently that's how it works. At least according to these salty republicans that failed at the attempt to toss out millions of votes.

@cronykil74

3 жыл бұрын

Getaway drivers are now out of a job 😂

@MrChadsimoneaux

3 жыл бұрын

Right but that only applies to rich and or "important" people.

@cindypomerleau950

3 жыл бұрын

@@cronykil74 No. But they should be. We need to insist on the purge.

It's interesting watching people like Birx concluding things most of us realized immediately.

@lydiaanderson582

3 жыл бұрын

@Hello Alpha how are you doing?

It's a sad day when the Mormons are being more rational than everyone else.

Could you imagine if Obama did ANYTHING like Trump did, The outrage would be deafening

@barryirlandi4217

3 жыл бұрын

lynching?

@jenlisageib6087

3 жыл бұрын

It’s awful. Obama’s gonna go down in history as the hero and T*ump will be remembered as a murderous villain- rightly so. Now if only we could get his brainwashed followers to see how awful him & his evil supporters are. I don’t know how we deprogram that many people...

@jthawks4040

3 жыл бұрын

If Obama did some of the things Trump did, right wing extremists would have also attempted an insurrection...noticing a pattern here?

@microchrist6122

3 жыл бұрын

Obviously, I mean he was a black man and this is Amerikkka.

@creativemadness6758

3 жыл бұрын

Obama had the audacity to wear a tan suit in the middle of summer and republikkk’s went nuts.

'Not working on a vaccine distribution plan during a pandemic' should be an impeachable offense.

@cindypomerleau950

3 жыл бұрын

What happened to half of those doses the US recieved before Biden took office?

@jaleelhull941

3 жыл бұрын

@@cindypomerleau950 yeah but they didn't have a distribution plan so wasn't effective

@cindypomerleau950

3 жыл бұрын

@@jaleelhull941 True, but still doesn't answer what happened to half those doses the US recieved. Where did they go? Did trump hoard them? Sell them? What happened to them? It's the end of Jan. and our state has recieved a little over 50k doses. Wtf !

@jaleelhull941

3 жыл бұрын

@@cindypomerleau950 From what I heard off the news is that they were produced but he didn't have a distribution plan do they say at their location until some went bad, it doesn't account for all of them which now that you've said it makes the situation all the more curious

6:06 Did he just say “Face the Brennan with Margaret Nation”?

It’s so embarrassing that he was our “president.” Gives me the willies.

So, if you're going to quit or retire from your job, just do a crime at your job before leaving and no one will ever pursue you since you are no longer working at that workplace anymore 🤔

@moonrazk

3 жыл бұрын

It follows that we should only arrest people if they're caught on the act.

@DaveGIS123

3 жыл бұрын

Trump won't kill anyone anymore. Those deaths are all in the past now. Let it go. He's learned his lesson. btw, I'm being sarcastic.

@IDKAWD

3 жыл бұрын

Wish I knew that before I quit my last job :(

@paulcoy9060

3 жыл бұрын

A plan so cunning, you could put a tail on it and call it a fox.

@kathleenmitchell1582

3 жыл бұрын

@@DaveGIS123 You sound like stupid Susan Collins. Letting him get away with it will only embolden him, his family and others like him.

You mean Trump "cooked the books" on his Covid plan? Doesn't he have a history of that, and isn't it his standard business practice?

@suzannegiannini85

3 жыл бұрын

He didn't just cook the books on covid. The whole trump program for addressing covid that the Republicans kept waving around was just a stack of blank pages. It seems like just about everything with him was a con.

@MugenKitsune

3 жыл бұрын

The really sad thing is is that apparently before Obama left they had a book with a plan on how to handle pandemics. Naturally it is now nowhere to be found. This info was from one of Obama’s speeches for Biden before the election started you can find somewhere on KZread.

@Mel-pb5xw

3 жыл бұрын

@@MugenKitsune not just a book/ plan, but also an entire pandemic task force that Trump swiftly dismantled b/c, gee, why would that ever be needed (other than, you know, science). It’s truly atrocious.😡

@handyvickers

3 жыл бұрын

Yup, Brian, not only that - he managed to lose everything his father had built, then went on to bankrupt several other businesses. His only "success" was as a reality "star", masquerading as a successful businessman... Shameful!

Sad part is there are actually trumpsters complaining he hasn’t fixed everything. I saw this on the 23rd.

‘You don’t want to hold the arsonist accountable because you’re afraid you might be primaried by the kindling?!’ Truer words never spoketh

Colbert’s monologue has become required viewing. And I gotta say, I really dig the more informal tone of these at-home broadcasts, so much so that I hope he’ll stay at home even after the pandemic ends. His humor really shines when he’s just trying to crack up his wife and the camera guys. Is anyone from CBS listening? Keep the audience out of the studio. Colbert is great at getting laughs and applause, but his humor is sharper and more biting when he’s just doing it for himself. And it’s a pure joy to watch!

@jphb7730

3 жыл бұрын

You’re joking right? This guy has the personality of a dead moth

@davidb6576

3 жыл бұрын

@@jphb7730 And that's why you're here, isn't it? Because you love dead moths.

@chrissiek8706

3 жыл бұрын

@@jphb7730 uuuuuh, salty hatewatchers 😁 cry somr more, please.

@PhilBoswell

3 жыл бұрын

Isn't he actually in a mock-up of his home they built in a corner of the studio? I might be confused but I don't think they've been filming at his home for a while.

@chrissiek8706

3 жыл бұрын

@@PhilBoswell no, it's a mockup of his office, that's actually in some upper floor in the building next to theater, but this one is in bigger space for filming crew.

Just say what you mean Rubio, "Accountability is stupid, cause i don't wanna get in trouble"

When the side by side of Dr. Fauci was put on screen...I damned near died of laughter!...OMG...the best!

"It's like acquitting Jeffrey Dahmer because he's full." 🤣

After Colbert goes back to being live, can we get a compilation of the cameraman and his wheezing laugh?

@AskMia411

3 жыл бұрын

Also his wife giggling and him smiling when she does. Wholesome

@EH23831

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah! He sounds like Mutley!

@buffstraw2969

3 жыл бұрын

If it was up to me, I'd have him stick with this format. Much funnier and more intimate (in a non-sexual way).

@yenh1144

3 жыл бұрын

@@buffstraw2969 you’re a freak if you had a need to say “non sexual way” lol

@yenh1144

3 жыл бұрын

As an asthmatic, his laugh is concerning lol

Mitt's taking the bold stance that "trying to murder us is bad."

@diyagore1784

3 жыл бұрын

Truly, an act of courage. He should receive a medal.

@lindaleelaw5277

3 жыл бұрын

The Moron um Mormon way......

@davidhollenshead4892

3 жыл бұрын

Senator Romney takes his Oath to Protect Our Constitutional Democracy very seriously, as all of our Elected Officials should... [ And yes, he knows that one of Trump's MAGA Morons might shoot him for it...]

@Me-ou5tc

3 жыл бұрын

@darknightoftroymy thoughts EXACTLY about Romney

@tracebrady7987

3 жыл бұрын

Turns out the Mormons are real patriots.

This is the best episodes I’ve seen. It felt so natural, relatable, and human.

the silver lining of current reality is all these talkshows being so much more...cosy and real now

Steven: “I have a feeling I just did something very expensive” Camera Man: *Wheeze*

@Red_Vega

3 жыл бұрын

He’s so freaking annoying. It’s chuckle worthy at best, it’s not hilarious

@crepperwlp

3 жыл бұрын

@@Red_Vega Thanks comedy cop. How expensive is the ticket for laughing at something that wasn't funny enough for you?

@hamishmccracken9881

3 жыл бұрын

Up ppf

@sebastianolmsted2867

3 жыл бұрын

@@Red_Vega Someone had a bad day

@shadowbrisbane

3 жыл бұрын

@@Red_Vega jeez killjoy who pissed in your cheerios?

Rudy won’t be able to fart himself out of this one.

@civil_fellow2985

3 жыл бұрын

What about drowning the court in hair dye? I feel like everything wants to leave his body right now.

@kristinbagani2811

3 жыл бұрын

No, but he’ll definitely be doing a lot of sweating...sweating off his temporary hair dye.

@chrissiebawn9357

3 жыл бұрын

He already did. Fart anyway

@37Dionysos

3 жыл бұрын

Will never forgive Colbert for making me see Rudy in a carwash speedo. This is beyond the pale!

@tomokilabruce4853

3 жыл бұрын

Haha!.. watch out @Graeme Hanchel🤣..The dude is old enough to say a curse on your young life

Graphic: ♪ "It's the final pee pee joke~!" ♪ Colbert: "...we'll see. We'll see." Me: *Peeing self laughing*

I find the expression "Be positive" in todays context hilarious when used...my sister tested positive last year, and banned us all from saying 'be positive' when trying to keep her spirits up 😅, so we switched to 'stay optimistic'.

Colbert looks like a brand new man since Biden won.

@MDonovan

3 жыл бұрын

Dr Fauci too !

@billmurray7473

3 жыл бұрын

In another 5 years, Stephen Colbert will look ALMOST EXACTLY like Larry King.

@Vagajammer

3 жыл бұрын

@@billmurray7473 Hope not, since Larry King died of Covid over the weekend

@RabblesTheBinx

3 жыл бұрын

I feel like everybody I know has aged a decade or two from stress in the last four years.

@ramonareinhold8424

3 жыл бұрын

So does everybody other sane person on this planet...

"All this will be edited out, obviously?" Crew: Yeah yeah suresuresuresure

@iitstre_4550

3 жыл бұрын

“Write that down, write that down” 😂

@davidlundquist1979

3 жыл бұрын

"We'll fix it in post." "Brendan, you always say that, and we NEVER fix it in post." "Yeah, I'm not entirely sure what 'post' means, to be honest..."

@kharnac3973

3 жыл бұрын

Silly spurt

I respect him fucking up the bit and just keeping it.

It’s just nice to see him so genuinely happy, all things considered

You could somehow feel Stephen is genuinely happy, he's no longer bitter, sad, depressed, or angry as the last 4 years. His jokes returned, his cameramen laughed their asses off, and i can feel the energy again Colbert is back

Reporter: Do you believe the President committed an impeachable offense? Anyone paying attention: Today?

@loisfolk5492

3 жыл бұрын

Yes he should be impeached

@nigelfoggin4617

3 жыл бұрын

@@loisfolk5492 keep watching the good bit is coming shortly!!! Little matter of what happened at the capital building,what the kraken is,what sedition and insurrection was really going on,???? There's a lot of people in custody,but I've only heard the media's version of events....guess we will here the truth backed with receipts at the impeachment trial.....it's seem to me this thing was more organised than just rogue trump supporters.....I heard there were bombs planted and all sorts.....,..

@Danielson1818

3 жыл бұрын

@@nigelfoggin4617 Nobody cares what you heard. My great aunt (In her 80's in a retirement home) heard that it was all ANTIFA, and not really Trump supporters. Obviously, that is stupid, and false. We need to stop talking about what we heard, because conspiracy theories is what was fueling the insurrection. Let the investigators do the work instead of stirring the pot. They already found some juicy shit, and they will find more, that can be proven.

@christinebenson518

3 жыл бұрын

@@nigelfoggin4617 There were bombs in front of the RNC and DNC buildings. The plan was to draw the police there, so they could storm the capital with far less police presence.

@candypauker5236

3 жыл бұрын

@@loisfolk5492 0

"I have a feeling that I just did something very expensive" is an absolute vibe :D

Thank you and Thank you writers 💘 Every morning you all and a cup of coffee make it possible for me to head off to work.

It's sad that I don't find this shocking. So many people died completely preventable deaths due to his incompetence.

@Vagajammer

3 жыл бұрын

I hear the EX-President will be writing his memoirs, entitled _Mein Conf_

@isaiahsspontaneouscontent9111

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂 Biden is doing the same shit! 😂 And caused the jobs of the union workers who voted for him! 😂😂😂

@SuperLeica1

3 жыл бұрын

@@Vagajammer Writing more than one page???

@Deathtizity

3 жыл бұрын

@@isaiahsspontaneouscontent9111 you are such a bad troll....

@nate-bc9zw

3 жыл бұрын

I know right, nothing is shocking anymore, it’s kind of sad how desensitized we’ve become. I’m so tired of living through major historical events.

If I did a “crime” and went somewhere to hide for ten days, even though, I wasn’t arrested at the time of the “crime” they can later come to me when they have evidence and arrest and charge me for that “crime”, no matter what job title I hold, and just because he was the WH resident, he shouldn’t be given any exceptions!

@MonkeyJedi99

3 жыл бұрын

(Unless you are a cop, then the union will protect you for all but the most sever violations)

@xenoborg007

3 жыл бұрын

"Impeachment in the United States is the process by which a legislature (usually in the form of the lower house) brings charges against a civil officer of government for crimes alleged to have been committed". You can't impeach someone who is no longer a member of government, you can try and charge them for the supposed crimes that they committed to bring about the impeachment or you can try and impeach them if they do run and win office again. Impeachment != Criminal charge. And I'm English, so I really don't give a crap for or against Trump.

@asatowne5234

3 жыл бұрын

@@xenoborg007 I hate to be a stickler but there's nothing in your quote that says the charges have to be filed while said official is still the official. You can charge someone for Murder when they were an accountant and they can't say "But I'm retired now" and the case is dropped. Also, he's being impeached, so chances are people who get paid a lot to know how the law works have probably done more research than what can just be looked up on Google. And I'm American, so I really don't give a crap for or against Brexit. Cheers.

@xenoborg007

3 жыл бұрын

@@asatowne5234 Again Reread, these dumb analogies people keep using are moot, being charged for an actual crime and being impeached are two entirely different things. Impeach is to remove you from office while you are STILL IN OFFICE it's not to charge you with a crime, impeachment is brought about usually because of a crime. THEN if successful or not (impeachment) you can still be actually charged with said crime. No one's saying the accountant can't be charged for murder, but you can't remove the accountant from his job when he has already left said job. The only reason these people are even bothering is because they want to ban Trump from ever becoming president again, impeachments take quite a while to do, they can't be done in the single week left in office. So once again Impeachment charges are not the same as actual criminal charges, one is basically to get you fired from your job, why they use the word charge who knows.

@xenoborg007

3 жыл бұрын

@@asatowne5234 They were going to impeach Nixon, but he resigned from office so there was zero point, because he was no longer president, and subsequently I think he had all the criminal charges dropped later on. He could have still been criminally charged for the actual crimes, but he couldn't get impeached because he didn't have the job to get impeached from any more.

Thank you for making me smile when the idiocy of the leaders of this country have made me feel so hopeless.

Thank you this one just cracked me up!

You look so much happier now Stephen and I’m right along with you.

@handyvickers

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, along with 7,5 billion others on this planet (minus around 70 million)...

No one should ever see Guiliani like that, my eyes burn.

@squadalawereoff1

3 жыл бұрын

Idk, his cousin was certainly attracted to it

@OP-1000

3 жыл бұрын

squadalawereoff1 . Eww! Really?

"I have a feeling that did something expensive."

Love how candid the show and Stephen is getting ❤️😂😂

6:14 _“Parallel Data Streams”_ sounds like a polite term for _“Alternative Facts”._

@iamV10010

3 жыл бұрын

This is the scariest part for me. Was the former president using it as an excuse to push his own agenda or did he truly believe that alternative data set? Did T**** think it was real? Because if the latter is true.. I think that night be even note terrifying considering there were several people allegedly calling him and putting false information in his hands knowing he would absorb it.

@renagonpoi5747

3 жыл бұрын

And "alternative facts" sounds like a polite term for "misinformation".

@cucuhangtuah1

3 жыл бұрын

Or a very nerdy way of saying piss fetish

@wendydabee

3 жыл бұрын

@@renagonpoi5747 'IS'. 'Alternative facts' IS a misleading term for lies/misinformation.

@Psiberzerker

3 жыл бұрын

That's exactly what it is. It gives you a choice which "truth" you want to believe.

I love the laughing in the background so much

Perfect!

Good job, Stephen. You really shine. Can't wait until you can have a live audience again.

The best part of the quarantine Late Show is hearing Stephen's wife laugh in the background.

The chaotic energy of quarantine Steven Colbert is precious.

Thanks, Stephen, I laughed out loud---I needed that!!!

Please keep speaking truth

Who are we kidding? The “law and order party” will not vote to convict Trump.

@CoroBasso

3 жыл бұрын

Probably true... The real test will be if they vote to bar him from holding office ever again.

@jonathanaviles549

3 жыл бұрын

@@CoroBasso Now that would be a juicy thing to hear post impeachment.

@johnjacob3923

3 жыл бұрын

Because he didn’t do anything...

@evatripp7788

3 жыл бұрын

Ron Downs, Can they bar t.. . from running ever again if they don't convict him? I thought they had to convict him & then they would have a vote on barring him from ever holding office again but I'm not really sure if that's correct.

@CoroBasso

3 жыл бұрын

@@evatripp7788HI Eva... To my understanding, the prohibition from future office is a different issue, and only requires a majority (51) of Senators to pass. The heavier lift is getting 17 Republicans to go in on impeachment - considering 45 of them have already said the whole process is a sham. I could be wrong about this, and I could look it up to recheck, but to be honest, at this point I feel too burned-out from all this to do the research again. :-/ Take care and stay safe.

"I have a feeling that I just did something very expensive." 😂

You keep me smiling! 😃

Yes Steven were headed in the right direction You putz

"all this is getting edited out obviously?" "obviously😂"

@jaysiegel4742

3 жыл бұрын

"Face the Brennan with Margaret Nation"... whaaaaa?

@SNUPE_FOXX92

3 жыл бұрын

@@jaysiegel4742 lol I heard that too

@jaysiegel4742

3 жыл бұрын

@@SNUPE_FOXX92 weird he didn't even acknowledge it...

@jaysiegel4742

3 жыл бұрын

( 6:05 )

It's NOT Monopoly money, you're correct, Angus, it's OUR MONEY! That $1.9 Trillion is TAXPAYER MONEY! WE THE PEOPLE much prefer that if Congress is giving away ANOTHER TWO TRILLION DOLLARS, as they did in the Spring, those TAXPAYER dollars should be distributed in a way that benefits the AMERICAN PEOPLE, AMERICAN FAMILIES, TAXPAYERS, VOTERS, AND our ECONOMY, and NOT given away as CORPORATE SOCIALISM, as they DID DO last Spring.

@dw999

3 жыл бұрын

*Pls call Sen. Angus King (202-224-5344) -- usually a reasonable person -- and tell him NOT to raise specious objections to the price tag. Tell him to read Nobel Laureate Paul Krugman's NYT columns on how to fix what ails the US after 40 yrs of ruinous GOP economic policies. Tens of millions of us were destroyed by the inadequate govt response after the Great Recession -- that MUST NOT happen again.*

@hovawartfreunde4599

3 жыл бұрын

Can you repost that comment over at Fox comment section? It would blow their mind that they have sth in common with Democrats voters: we all want money for the people not big companies.

@crafthalf5175

3 жыл бұрын

I just tried to start my taxes and had to stop, I pay more than trump ever did, it just pisses me off!!

@jeandupont8501

3 жыл бұрын

@@dw999 You mean WWII ?

@samiam619

3 жыл бұрын

And NO money for Mega Churches to buy a new jet. In fact just tax them.

This show is chaos and I'm so here for it.

"Dahmer no longer has access to a kitchen, he is no longer a cannibal" Browns. probably

The silly string can failing to fire is just such a beautiful metaphor for the U.S.'s Covid response.

New York needs to remove Rudi’s bar license.

@Najolve

3 жыл бұрын

They should also stop him from practicing law there too, someone that inebriated shouldn't be representing anyone in a courtroom.

@toscatattertail9813

3 жыл бұрын

@@the6ix665 When a person who is studying to be a lawyer the last thing they have to do is take the Bar exam, It's an extremely difficult test to make sure the person is familliar with all aspects of the american constitution and it's laws and those of the state they will be working in. They have to pass it before they can begin being a lawyer. If a lawyer says/does things themselves that are illegal, unethical, and criminal they can be DisBared by the Bar Association of their state, an action that revokes the license so they can't be a lawyer anymore.

Can't be the final pee-pee joke, he wants to form a new "patriot party", to be known, obviously, as the pee-pee.

@timothydoremus4252

3 жыл бұрын

I'm angry that I didn't think of this.... but so glad that you pointed it out. 😀

@lydiaanderson582

3 жыл бұрын

@Hello Tom how are you doing?

How serious the topic might be, nothing made laugh this hard in quite some time as this clip. Thank you!

Most of these republicans don’t want to hold him accountable because they may be held accountable as well.

@iamV10010

3 жыл бұрын

Bingo. It's a house of cards.

@jimilee4660

3 жыл бұрын

The theme of the trump Presidency.

@jimilee4660

3 жыл бұрын

Dems too.

@georgesos

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly! They are all deep in it.(it being the crimes of T****gang

@Jack908r

3 жыл бұрын

Republicans - the president lied about a BJ. This is horrible! He's a danger and most be removed from office! Also republicans - the president incited a mob to storm the capital and overthrow an election. Well it's not really that bad. The president needs time to prepare. I'm not sure I'm on board with this impeachment.

"We already have a flaming fire in this country" So.. when did yall make america great?

@truepeacenik

3 жыл бұрын

I think it was a typo. They meant grate, in reference to delivery pizza.

@preditora

3 жыл бұрын

its only a great country if they have the power... now its a flaming fire... typical repubs, and 6 months ago i didnt even know what a republican was! they made Merica' weak n pathetic, but this Biden fellow, he seems to really want The United States Of America to thrive, and i truly hope he makes America at least decent again, i really do!

@LilGamingYes

3 жыл бұрын

To quote something I saw online: "I don udderstan dis but MAKE AMERICA GRATE AGEN!"

@comradepickles7607

3 жыл бұрын

@@LilGamingYes DEY TEWK ER JERBS!

@GuukanKitsune

3 жыл бұрын

@@comradepickles7607 DERGERJERBS

Love you Stephen.

Hello Steve and the team. Watching with, you from UK. Love to youball🌹💞❤️💐😁😁😁😁💋👀

WHY cant Republicans EVER just answer the question that is put to them ?

@Timmy_T

3 жыл бұрын

Republicans: "Because, this is America! Freedom of speech! We can say whatever we want to even if it's a lie! 1ST AMENDMENT, YALL!" ... Rest of the World: 😕

@charruz

3 жыл бұрын

BC R-trumpers are all malignant narcissists and this is part of how they shunt responsibility away from themselves

@maythesciencebewithyou

3 жыл бұрын

gaslighting is the answer for everything

@stephaniev5898

3 жыл бұрын

They have to pretend they care about the people who voted for them and not just lobbyists. They're very bad at it.

@hawlitakerful

3 жыл бұрын

That's a very common trait actoss all politicians. I remember a Pelosi interview with Wolf Blitzer about Covid relief bill.... He asked a rather important critical question her respone was more or less (paraphrasing of coirse) "I came here for an interview not for another discussion with a Trump supporter".... yeah she called Blitzer a Trump supporter and never answered the question.. Politicians do stuff like that all the time it's just getting rather blatant and outrageous the longer it goes on

"I have a feeling that I just did something very expensive." We've all been there...

@aliciagreen5411

3 жыл бұрын

"Oh my god-" 😂

@vincentfrick6880

3 жыл бұрын

I felt that the time I got hit by a car and did not see the license plate before thay drove off.

the silly string malfunction is KILLING ME AHAHAHAHA

Esto no es un juego...

*Division according to the GOP:* “No please, mr policemen. Don’t hurt this family more than they already have been, by prosecuting the hit and run driver who killed their children when crossing the road. Now is not the time for further division”,..

@kenbrown2808

3 жыл бұрын

"we can't arrest him for drunk driving, because he's not driving, NOW."

@Justusson

3 жыл бұрын

@@kenbrown2808 “We can’t arrest the shooter because he’s not shooting,.. _Anymore!”_

@Justusson

3 жыл бұрын

@@kenbrown2808 // Right on,..

I love how Dr Fauci finally feels free to do his job,the joy on his face gives me joy😊

I friggin love u colbert

Thank you for not editing that gold out 💜

*I hate knowing that we’re all going to be discovering many, many dark deeds done by dirty, doofus, Donnie for a long to come.* 🤦🏻‍♀️

@baronesselsavonfreytag-lor1134

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, pee tapes should be the least of it. I dread to think there may be literal skeletons in his wardrobe.

Police: "Step out of the vehicle." Car thief: *gets out* "Ha! Can't arrest me now, officer."

@RandallHeath1121

3 жыл бұрын

^^ bingo. Apparently the GOP senators are not able to grasp such a simple concept. What a bunch of chicken sh!ts, all terrified of Dump's followers and simultaneously lusting after their money and votes.

@jeffreyestahl

3 жыл бұрын

The thief would make the argument in court that the arrest was illegal because the officer had arrested him outside the vehicle.

@Mustang7120

3 жыл бұрын

He is no longer the car thief, he's a former car thief.

@caseyjames5914

3 жыл бұрын

Crybabies

@RandallHeath1121

3 жыл бұрын

@@Mustang7120 That makes no sense whatsoever. You commit a crime and leave the scene, and magically you're a former criminal? That bears zero resemblance to how criminal justice works.

Love 💜

I love the natural informality and imperfection of these audience-free shows. I hope some of that can be kept, post-pandemic.