#BunkerBaby is mad that more people protested in DC than attended his inauguration.

@vanessakhumalo8233

4 жыл бұрын

This is so true.

@Matty80822

4 жыл бұрын

you spelled bitch wrong. it's itch after the b

@raechevlin4439

4 жыл бұрын

bobmatzke I was thinking about posting the same remark. Glad you did ☺️

@Nan-59

4 жыл бұрын

Yes!! That’s not ona great statement, it’s dam@ TRUE! Thanks 😊 I needed that!!

@vincehardy5860

4 жыл бұрын

Ha ha ha because of the cold war 😜

as a german i can say, that if leaders starts to inspect their bunkers, its the beginning of the End...

@genelomas332

4 жыл бұрын

@@someguynamedelan either that or a one way ticket to Argentina.. ;)

@Shuizid

4 жыл бұрын

Should have also inspected the cyanide and gun while he was down there. Making sure they work properly.

@rainbowprism6242

4 жыл бұрын

@@someguynamedelan unfortunately, current US president is a coward. I can only hope that he won't be as lucky as Hitler when he gets bombed by his generals. Edit: if he gets self inflicted bullet, it will be in the head, multiple times.

@tharealmikezee3165

4 жыл бұрын

nice try buddy when Hi tler retreated to the bunker...didn't the Russians get there like the next day? What I'm saying is he's still President for 5 months at least. I WISH it was quick as Hi tler after he went in the bunker

@debbarker8152

4 жыл бұрын

From Australia oh do not tease ,one can only hope he goes to a bunker near him and bomb that site ASAP!

I'm trying to complete the 7 stages of grief, but it keeps resetting to zero every night.

@Babyluthi

4 жыл бұрын

There are no stages, it is a continuum.

@coffeync

4 жыл бұрын

I've been stuck on anger indefinitely. And I think my first d in dabda is for either deep depression or dumbstruck, or maybe drinking.

@canceryahhh

4 жыл бұрын

It's an infinite loop, the other stages go by in a nano second...

@anonnimus3847

3 жыл бұрын

It's called Trump derangement syndrome. You got four more years of that coming.

"We have a lot of proof and information and proof" How very... Eloquent. I am mesmerized....

@SanDesigns

4 жыл бұрын

LMAO! Awesome comment, you made me giggle.

@MrJamezk

4 жыл бұрын

That just means he has double the proof. And we all know what the double of Zero is...

@davemwangi05

4 жыл бұрын

Lots of proof. E.g proof of police placing pallets of stones in strategic places. to be later used by the state-funded rioters.

@yw9113

4 жыл бұрын

I'm cackling 😂😂

@mkspencer88

4 жыл бұрын

MrJamezk ...explain it to the trumpees please.

I admire how you can hide your anger and disgust behind the jokes. I couldn't.

@asuka_the_void_witch

4 жыл бұрын

you don't have to hide your anger.

@chickengamingboy3921

4 жыл бұрын

If I try to hide my anger in jokes I sound like a crazy person

@cognitivedissonance7422

4 жыл бұрын

Look at his face, he is pissed. Also his jokes go from cheeky and sassy to really, truly sharp tongued in word and tone, he outright insults people straight out instead of more veiled criticism. Hes just angry in a more eloquent way than most of us.

@stephanleo

4 жыл бұрын

Sometimes I think the time for jokes is over...

General Mattis just slapped down Bunker Boy. Let's hope more military leaders step up.

@ginapino2857

4 жыл бұрын

Bunker boy 😂😂😂😂

@shermanculbertson6191

4 жыл бұрын

Brian Garrow Can’t wait to hear what Stephen has to say about that tomorrow.

@KittenUndercover

4 жыл бұрын

Brian Garrow Gen Mark Milley sure did!

@rasmie8858

4 жыл бұрын

It's amazing what Trump lapdogs can do when they manage to grow a spine or two after being thrown under the bus

@Alekhine01

4 жыл бұрын

rasmie That is what it means to be Trumped. Best friend, smartest guy to ... I don't even know that fellow. You've been Trumped!

Wouldn't it be great if the troops could stand up and say "no, we are not going to fire on innocent protesters we are with you!

@cherylgarry460

4 жыл бұрын

They can. They just don't.

@pica8039

4 жыл бұрын

10,000 thumbs up, Mira Long!!!! Great point!!!! Thanks.

@hornetobiker

4 жыл бұрын

They have started to, have you not seen the one-knee cops?

@hollystone3086

4 жыл бұрын

It's not a war so they can't be charged with war crimes.

@MrJamezk

4 жыл бұрын

They have been.

3:34. "I didn't poop my pants. I just ran diagnostics on my boxers to see if they were load bearing." OMG - so witty.

woot! I am Canadian and am watching this in simutaneous horror and sadness. I so hope that the American public remembers this in November.

@kimclarke5018

4 жыл бұрын

Ummm I’m Canadian and live outside DC how do you think I feel? Praying everyone votes....

@lancecarrauthers8454

4 жыл бұрын

Sheri Kwasnik hopefully we flush this turd November 3rd!

@darkmyro

4 жыл бұрын

you and me both

@sccrguy610

4 жыл бұрын

Sheri Kwasnik Yeah, if we make it to November.

@whiteowl4097

4 жыл бұрын

I remember now. I voted yesterday. #VoteTrumpOut.

" After Trump was elected I started drinking... and someday I plan to stop" Never before has a statement resonated so close to home

@blizrd11m1

4 жыл бұрын

Guess ya got 4 more years to go 🤣

@M_SC

4 жыл бұрын

I’m worried about stephen’s drinking

@Inquietuss

4 жыл бұрын

We are all there right now. There was a time i loved this country. its my home its the blood sweet and tears of immigrants. Its the blood of the natives and its all being destroyed by idiots in power. To not drink at this point would be the absence of patriotism. There was a time when i wanted to join the airforce. Now....i cant... i cant believe what is going on... All the hate all the anger. in a nation like this its all we got... drinking... I can see the anger and pain in Stephens eyes we all can because its our country. His patience man i couldnt do it. So if anyone asks me steepen is what a real american shouldve been. Nothing stronger than holding back your real words of frustration. Hopefully we make it through. because there is no way to know at this point only hope.

@Bluecat4033

4 жыл бұрын

Smurphilicious same, cheers.

@chriszerkel5874

4 жыл бұрын

Yep, I won't die from covid, I'll die from liver damage. Love my gray goose.

“The night Donald Trump was elected...I started drinking, and some day I plan to stop.” 😂🤣😂

@canceryahhh

4 жыл бұрын

Ha! best statement ever 😅

@AlexanderWarner-ir7gy

4 жыл бұрын

Paul Muggins What did you do with the winnings?

@amyreynolds3619

4 жыл бұрын

November 4th will be that date.LOL.

@stephaniemurria5534

4 жыл бұрын

Yes😂🤣

@davethompson3326

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine how much scientists or intelligent World Leaders need to drink before dealing with this arsehole

They didn't just attack protestors, but reporters. That should weigh heavily on us all.

@jean-paulrobidoux5083

4 жыл бұрын

Worse than reporters, they attacked medics

@Julia-lk8jn

4 жыл бұрын

Trump's dream day ... I find interesting that these protests finally prove that a racist society isn't just a problem for whoever is just designated as the "lesser race". It's a problem for everybody. The police brutality I saw on the clips didn't distinguish by gender or skin tone. Racists are as merciless with those of their own who 'break rank' as with those they discriminate. Love & respect to those protesters. Walking out there when they know the risk they take? Those are citizens that the US can and should be proud of.

It’s never been easier to see how hitler came into power..

@estebanelguapo

4 жыл бұрын

hitler is rolling in his grave caues he prob had to strategize to get this far along. trump is 3rd grade level and got this far.

@benicavalera2543

4 жыл бұрын

your statement is a disrespect to hitler bruv..

@JG-zu5wc

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@walrusArmageddon

4 жыл бұрын

@john smith yup, that sounds about right, ever heard of the night of broken glass?

@Svengali764

4 жыл бұрын

We are reliving all bad things tht happened in last century in 1 yr like some bad recap.

Can we just give a round of applause to Stephen and his whole team for actually being able to write jokes in these times?

@mr13dog4

4 жыл бұрын

Trump is a walking talking bad joke . You quote what he says ..... exactly and it’s a bad joke . Everything he says ! Nothing he says would stop me from smacking him 75 years 💀

@luckyfisher7240

4 жыл бұрын

He is the joke.

@chriswellington9664

4 жыл бұрын

Domen Bremec ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

@rainbowprism6242

4 жыл бұрын

@@rationalmindriot7762 if we are talking about how he molested his daughter, he is not pedo, he is a southern hillbilly

@UkuraciUsername

4 жыл бұрын

Yea, because he and his team don't give a fuck obout those people.

"Tiny-man square..." HILARIOUS

Ehhh personally I much prefer the one that goes: "Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could teargas a bunch of peaceful protesters in order to get a photo-op where he awkwardly holds up a book he's never read."

@piratedawggaming9404

4 жыл бұрын

Wait, There was that one time he was reading from “two Corinthians.”🙄

@MikeGolfLima

4 жыл бұрын

@@piratedawggaming9404 he was reading Moby Dick.

@MikeGolfLima

4 жыл бұрын

You sir nailed it.

@joe2mercs

4 жыл бұрын

Brilliant!

@ronniecollum8794

4 жыл бұрын

peaceful protesters my azz . BLM AND ANTI-FA TO GITMO , NOW .

We will never forget the raid on peaceful protesters in Tiny Man Square.

@anonnimus3847

3 жыл бұрын

While your at it don't forget the innocent people who's lost their businesses and others their lives at the hands of your so called "peaceful" protesters. Coz THAT is worth remembering

"Tiny Man Square" is beyond excellent!

the only reason i can imagine behind kettling 1000 protesters on a bridge in close quarters during a pandemic is... well. Horrifying is the right word for it.

@JoshSweetvale

4 жыл бұрын

Some of those that run forces are the same that burn crosses.

@paavobergmann4920

4 жыл бұрын

@@JoshSweetvale ...I think I heard a shot...

@PutinsMommyNeverHuggedHim

4 жыл бұрын

Joshua Sweetvale OMG I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THAT SONG! It so prophetic!!!! Those who died are justified For wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites You justify those that died By wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites

The UK supports you America we know know everyone is not like your dictator trump...

@JWHealing

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks :-)

@lizardog

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks for not judging all U.S. citizens by the squatter in the Oval Office.

@pauladodson-norvell3856

4 жыл бұрын

@@lizardog girl! You are the only other person that I know of that refers to trump as the squatter in the Oval Office. Damn, here I thought I was being original!

@pauladodson-norvell3856

4 жыл бұрын

@@lizardog Great minds think alike

@pauladodson-norvell3856

4 жыл бұрын

@@MFranklinstein-vw2tn goodness! What a sad little man you are!

Omg those soldiers in front of the Lincoln Memorial looked like a scene from the handmaids tale. A nightmare of a dystopian future not our present reality.

@renee6164

4 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing. SCARY

@ianmiller6040

4 жыл бұрын

"Welcome to Gilead!"

@argosz8046

4 жыл бұрын

@sgbobsg you can bet that disgusting human is rubbing his hands in glee at how all the machinations of he and his ilk are progressing so well.

@CCCC-rw9hx

4 жыл бұрын

@@argosz8046 Betsy DeVos made a million over her usual haul in 2019.

When I first read that he said he only went down to the bunker for an inspection, I laughed so hard for about a minute. I literally couldn’t stop.

@bluekitty3731

4 жыл бұрын

Does any one remember how trump would "inspect" the dressing rooms of miss teen USA? Maybe that's how the secret service got trump down to the bunker by saying it was actually a dressing room!

@qphil66

4 жыл бұрын

Methinks he doth protest too much.

@elaineburnett5230

4 жыл бұрын

I want the person who let him out of the bunker, fired!

@TheGoofy1932

4 жыл бұрын

@Angel McLeod. Must have been for a "bone spur inspection ".

@lsf.999

4 жыл бұрын

And a “tiny, little, short” one. That sounds about right when it comes to Trump...😉

Have I said lately how much I love Stephen Colbert?

"...I'm doing very well with African Americans." Yeah, Kanye doesn't count.

@yapdog

4 жыл бұрын

"...I'm doing very well with my African American." There. It's fixed. :^D

@karenshaub8273

4 жыл бұрын

Kanye is the perfect trumpet of color. He's just as wackadoo as trump is. Does anyone else think they might he brothers from different mothers?

@pauladodson-norvell3856

4 жыл бұрын

@@yapdog Thank you! You made me laugh out loud. First time I've laughed in days.

@shirleyperry3170

4 жыл бұрын

Steve Hickman I call bs from #45

@barkYdarkATFB

4 жыл бұрын

Don’t forget those clowns diamond and silk. I can’t remember him actually speaking their names, but they’re always on the list when he needs black faces for the cameras.

“I started drinking and some day I plan to stop.” Mood.

@whothefoxcares

4 жыл бұрын

*Alcoholics Unanimous* is a tax exempt charitable Belief System, or B.S.

This is one of the best-written Colbert monologues I've heard in years.

"Hiding in a bunker". What can you expect for someone who weaseled out of serving his country in Vietnam. If Trump were British, his coat-of-arms would be a weasel.

@Magimasterkarp

4 жыл бұрын

Hey, don't insult the weasel.

I love Stephen Colbert. He's the kind of elder we all need

I volunteer to stand in front of a Trump tank, however at 80 I need to do it with a cane. Please keep on with the good fight.

@margritpiepes8242

4 жыл бұрын

I join you ! See you at DC😘

@kmeganellis

4 жыл бұрын

Yep. I’m 61 and I’m right there with ya. I’m volunteering to be cannon fodder when citizens finally storm the people’s house.

@dawnadriana1764

4 жыл бұрын

I'll stand with you. I'm 70 and nothing to lose.

@comradepickles7607

4 жыл бұрын

It's like he's actively trying to recreate Tiananmen Square

@walrusArmageddon

4 жыл бұрын

@@littleflower8915 who says he didn't?

Every joke was straight from the heart of the truth.

@RTC1655

4 жыл бұрын

..and also straight from hell

@kevinpotts123

4 жыл бұрын

That's what makes them so funny and yet heart breakingly unfunny at the same time, which coincidentally makes them even more funny because ironic jokes are the most hilarious.

@7XHARDER

4 жыл бұрын

@Shae Tallent 🤦‍♂️ ok Epstein

Since Trump got the office, this is one mess after another,how much longer Americans have to suffer that clown?

@ANewsShow

4 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/iXqlx7JqeNGfYbQ.html

@ravynneheart

4 жыл бұрын

Looks like a big shit show to me.

@pauladodson-norvell3856

4 жыл бұрын

How long do we have to suffer that clown? Just until November when we vote him out of office.

I've heard him say "nukes," too, so that's another word he could just throw out regarding the protests.

I am a youtube-r from China. I am inspired by the compassionate and brave American people like Colbert.

@magickmoi1261

4 жыл бұрын

China Bill hello🙏💕

@momc1772

4 жыл бұрын

We have freedom of speech. 🙂

@momc1772

4 жыл бұрын

So far

@roberthardesty6507

4 жыл бұрын

Where's the Tank Man? We need his bravery!

@adamsyed5535

4 жыл бұрын

Are you in China, China Bill? KZread is blocked in that country.

What the hell, I thought Trump liked huge crowds?

@xaenon

4 жыл бұрын

Only if they're chanting his name. Aside from that, Trump has little use for the people he allegedly 'serves'.

@thecheese1226

4 жыл бұрын

No no. Lol. Huge mostly white crowds. The rest are Latinos who feel if they don’t kiss his ass he will deport them and take their children and a very small and diminishing African American following. His base supporters are racist whites who apparently don’t mind militarizing the police for protesters but will allow whites with automatic weapons to storm capital buildings for their right to contract and effectively spread COVID-19 to the rest of us. There’s a difference between protesters and the rioting and looters. Fox News would have you think they’re one and the same. They would also have you believe that radical left wing groups are responsible when in fact the only radicals found causing trouble are racist radical right wing extremists bent on racial inequality and support the oppression of communities of color. Some one said to me I hope I enjoy the gulags that are coming because, we’ll I’m not sure. I draw your attention to the word Ghetto. The word ghetto doesn’t belong to the black community. Ghettos are the camps nazis put the Jewish people in to put it simply. The fact that we have “ghettos” in America is an outrage. Tell me more how the African communities aren’t suppressed into modern ghettos and oppressed by racism to make sure they stay there. Trump is done and while I’m not sure Biden is the man for the job either it’s a step forward. Reality is Daffy Duck would make a better president that donald trump so anyone is a step up. We need national leader ship not just do what’s best for your isle. That’s what makes a leader a leader. The ability to sympathize and empathize with those whom he or she is charged to lead. Not just the ability to appeal to one set group of people. Donal trump, America isn’t racist, some of us are. I say “us” because they may be undesirables but they are still American. And that’s the difference. And it’s that difference, the ability to love thy neighbor even If thy neighbor has hate for you. Just because someone is into white supremacy doesn’t mean I’m not going to save them from choking or drowning. I can not, even as a white person, see pride in hatred. Be proud of who you are no matter what color. There is one cold hard fact that runs deeper than skin. We are all Humans. One race, the Human race.

I have to say that the beginnings of these really is some of the stuff i look forward to the most. You interacting with your family...the dog....all of it is really comforting and I REALLY ENJOY IT.. Thank you for all the work you ALL put in to bring joy and laughter to break up the crap

THAT image looks like what i would expect in a newsclip about a middle eastern dictatorship.

@JoshSweetvale

4 жыл бұрын

At least they're better-equipped.

Am I the only one who loves all of these "At Home Talk Shows" more than the fancy studio shows? Colbert, Kimmel, Fallon. It's just so great, personal and casual. We get to see their families and homes. It's amazing.

@krh6239

4 жыл бұрын

Every day they are becoming more and more like KZreadrs. I'll be happy when they can go back, but Imma miss this.

@tgreaux5027

4 жыл бұрын

Seth Myers show is so much better since he's been doing in from home.

@azuman7

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I've definitely grown to like them MORE than the way the show was before.

@mosdefinitely9105

4 жыл бұрын

So agree with you! Maybe now shows will focus on good content instead of excessive bells and whistles

@taistanback2054

4 жыл бұрын

Add Trevor Noah’s show too.

"We can unite without him"..General Jim Mattis. Good words. Pay attention people.

@burbanpoison2494

4 жыл бұрын

Trump has the cops and bikers, we have the generals. They harder he pushes, the dumber it gets.

Has Colbert actually gotten funnier since he started filming at home?? He's on fire in this video lol

Well said. Your words were needed to be said. Keep saying what needs to be said. America listens to you.

Maybe best line ever..."I just ran diagnostics on my boxers to see if they were load bearing". Love it lol.

@Chunkboi

4 жыл бұрын

Definitely applicable to the steaming pile of Trump, much like these: cheezburger.com/9388999168 fav.me/daawprx So much use out of a photoshop layer...

@r.mcbride2837

4 жыл бұрын

A good one, but I really peg Trump as a Depends kind of guy.

@Chunkboi

4 жыл бұрын

John Galt Well, Trump is morbidly obese, so Colbert is certainly less massive.

@ozimi3176

4 жыл бұрын

I was drinking coffee when he said that. The coffee went everywhere🤣 That is priceless!

What gets me is when I was watching the live coverage here in Aus of what was going down in DC the other day is that they are literally covering protests against police brutality... then are beat by police... so the president can have a photo.... like, what?????????

@IAmJustR

4 жыл бұрын

Well who are you gonna believe, our stable genius or your lying eyeballs?!😏

@CrazyBear65

4 жыл бұрын

Now you have an inkling of what most Americans are thinking.

@Trollmaster08

4 жыл бұрын

Can I come live with you i only need45 says to find job 30 days to get my first paycheck and 30 to find my own place. .....Just planning my escape....

@junesmind7325

4 жыл бұрын

That's not the only thing. He didn't just take a photo he shot an entire video from his walk to the white house all the way to the church and he couldn't even hold a bible correctly mind you. His ego was bruised cuz everybody made fun of him for running to the bunker and turning off all the lights in the white House so he felt the need to make a propaganda video to show everybody that he wasn't scared.

@l3tradingfx

4 жыл бұрын

Yuep this is AmeriKKKa for you!

We need to revisit these, to plan for this year 2022. Love you Stephen.

he also knows the military word, "nuke."

I KNEW something like this would happen when Trump got elected. It was only a matter of time before America became an authoritarian country

@kitcoffey7194

4 жыл бұрын

Only because he is actually a fascist, was bullying, appealing to authoritarianism from the start.

I had a dog that used to “inspect” the space under the bed ever time she heard thunder. She was a Bunker Beagle.

@foreveryactionthereisacons1683

4 жыл бұрын

😁😁🤣👏

@doramwaiseghe5614

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@paulatamaramohamad5794

4 жыл бұрын

👍

@dontobin7827

4 жыл бұрын

You should write for Colbert! Hilarious 😂🤣

@victoriasagesse6472

4 жыл бұрын

Gary, Trump is a dog in the Chinese horoscope 😂I was always wondering what kind of dog he was!?😂😂 lets call him chicken beaver..

Thank you for the comedy relief during these dire times. You're appreciated more than you'll ever know.

Does he ever tell the truth, "i mean has he ever said anything that is true?"

@msontopoftheworld

4 жыл бұрын

Well, you could say he was telling the truth when he said he'd date his daughter if she wasn't his daughter...or maybe what he meant was, he'd date her, if PEOPLE didn't know she was his daughter! 🙄

@maddoggt6145

4 жыл бұрын

No. There has yet to be one speech he gave that does not contain any lies.

@franzludwig7104

4 жыл бұрын

Octane, HAIL TO THE CHIEF used to be played in THE WHITEHOUSE. But now that Donald has turned it into THE BLIGHT HOUSE the tune is: kzread.info/dash/bejne/gqeYo7CneLqzc6Q.html

@anonnimus3847

3 жыл бұрын

YEP! Lots of times! 😊

"Trying to remember where he last saw his integrity." I'm dying, lmao!

@mirna-garcia

4 жыл бұрын

that was hilarious and sooooo true

@maryvallettakeith6146

4 жыл бұрын

You can't see something that never existed.

@davethompson3326

4 жыл бұрын

The same day he saw a unicorn fucking a gryphon

Where was the show of military force when machine gun wielding mobs were threatening State governors and refusing to follow state orders????

@echo5226

4 жыл бұрын

Cause gun toting conservatives are more civilized. They already have the means for destruction, but everyone knows they won't be used for havoc. Put bricks next to Liberals, and all heLL breaks loose.

@tinaloye2014

4 жыл бұрын

echo 5 what??

@austinsmith3011

4 жыл бұрын

In fairness those machine gun wielding mobs broke no laws, the BLM protests are burning down buildings and looting.

@jacquesblaque7728

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, when those assault-rifle-open-carry patriots wanted to enter legislature chambers in Lansing, they just wanted to talk. (j/k) Michigan State Police didn't feel really talkative: "No, leave now."

@darquequeen2323

4 жыл бұрын

echo 5 No they’re not. I question what you deem “civilized.”

Just found out about these videos. Very good to have this alternative coverage on the situation. It's always fun to watch Stephen Colbert. Greetings from the Netherlands.

“Dugout Donny” rises from the bunker. Slither back will you?

“I didn’t poop my pants. I just ran diagnostics on my boxers, to see if they were load bearing. They are.” - All-time Great Stephen Colbert joke

@14gears55

4 жыл бұрын

Of course they are, he’s been spewing out shit for 70+ years now

@deliabravo3671

4 жыл бұрын

Trump is the biggest coward!

@NocturnalRecords7

4 жыл бұрын

I rarely truly laugh at jokes staff makes but this is a good one :)

@mogamadgreyson143

4 жыл бұрын

Tinymansquare,,,lmao!!!

@kaymcintosh6624

4 жыл бұрын

@@NocturnalRecords7 &

That just makes people want to protest even more . As a matter of fact , count me in for tomorrow . I'm bringing friends and family too . They don't know it yet ...lol but we will be there . Please join the protests ..... Our democracy and freedoms depend on it

@razapitbulldogs7288

4 жыл бұрын

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏾👏🏾👏🏿👏🏿✊🏿✊🏿✊🏻✊🏻✊🏽✊🏽💖💖

@pawala7

4 жыл бұрын

It's about dang time. It never made sense to me how the richest country on paper can treat so many of its own people so badly.

@zoolhert3535

4 жыл бұрын

Looting

@heavierthanlight7173

4 жыл бұрын

@Don Hardcastle these aren't the rioters. Please try to keep up to date.

@sydneythomason5950

4 жыл бұрын

Little Miss Muffet One of the lawless thugs eh, there’s plenty of em.

"Those are just tears of joy." LOL

Waiting for the big military parade when he refuses to move out of the bunker. Waco comes to Washington DC.

bunker boy has finally got his parade of the military. Despicable

@Lucius1958

4 жыл бұрын

We're waiting for the final parade: kzread.info/dash/bejne/hqGYpsiLnrjRe6w.html

@kathyhuse9743

4 жыл бұрын

He got a wall too

@quillthefirstoftheghost7955

4 жыл бұрын

Boston tea party Boston uprising what's the difference wrongdoing is wrongdoing pot calling the kettle black

@abelis644

4 жыл бұрын

Don't forget the reason Tillerson called tRump a "fucking moron"... It was because tRump wanted to use nukes, which is also his favourite of the 5 military words he knows...😳

You can tell that Stephen's heart is breaking, to see the possible beginning of totalitarianism. His father fought for civil rights and equality in the south, and it must be heartbreaking for Stephen to see the gestapo tactics employed by our government elected by the people, for the people.

@JakeJustJake-cv3gh

4 жыл бұрын

"Beginning"... you cant be serious, JFK was assassinated for telling us to was already well underway in his day

@Napierala

4 жыл бұрын

GESTAPO Tactics? Boy I am from Germany and I can tell you what you expreience right now is a piece of cake. Dont you dare compare this ridiculous Moment to the Horrors of the 2nd World War. Educate yourself!

@dawnpalmby5100

4 жыл бұрын

He lost the popular vote by 3 million, the electoral collage put him in power not the people

@93Jubilee

4 жыл бұрын

It's heartbreaking and infuriating for all of us!

@93Jubilee

4 жыл бұрын

@@Napierala As an historian, I can tell you that there are similarities to the rise of Trump and the rise of Hitler.

Of all the latest nicknames, I’m liking “little bunker boy” so far...

Couldn't even try to hold back your sarcasm! Thank you for sorting out all the bullshit lately! I love you, Stephen!

Esper “I didn’t know where I was going...”. Right. So he is a liar or stupid? Maybe both? This is the type of person in charge of our military forces? God help us.

@dawnshort8987

4 жыл бұрын

Yes. Esper is grossly conniving in his weaselly-ness.

@victoriabaker4400

4 жыл бұрын

He initially said he thought they were going to inspect a bathroom. I mean-- a f'ing bathroom???? Who makes that shit up as their excuse????

@elbarjones4812

4 жыл бұрын

You cannot work for Trump if you are not a liar, not necessarily stupid, just Fascist -Notice how All of the people in the Original Trump Adm. have either called him a stupid motherf@cker (Tillerson) or have accused him of dividing the country (Mattis) Every one of his minionS is a total PO$

@elbarjones4812

4 жыл бұрын

@ At this point if you are an American citizen who is not a fascist or a racist, you cannot be a Trump supporter -especially if you claim to be a Chiristian. Trump is the problem, not the do nothing Democrats.

That was brilliantly written and delivered.

*They are starting to push it...and all of those Federal Agents need to STAND DOWN!!*

Man this is one of the better episodes to just get a grip on what the hell happened in 2020. My hat is off to you Steven

Troops standing guard at the Lincoln Memorial is one of the most obscene image in my 72 year memory. It ranks right up there with the the troops guarding the Pentagon in the 1969 March on the Pentagon protest. Yes, I was there. No, I wasn't on guard duty. Yes, I have clear memories of flowers stuck in rifle barrels. All of that, bizarre as it was, was humorous in a way. Use of military to quell civilian unrest will only result in more organized (and hardened) protests. Don't take my word - IT'S ALL ON FILM!!! Last time, we dealt with a President who was a crook. This time, we dealing with a monster!

🔥"When fascism comes to America, it will arrive wrapped in a flag, and clutching a bible."--Sinclair Lewis.🔥

@UlshaRS

4 жыл бұрын

Sinclair at least thought the bible would be held the way a human with a passing familiarity with books would, not like a confused gibbon.

@Poldovico

4 жыл бұрын

Well that's how it arrives everywhere else. Not exactly a hard guess.

@thisislaflaretv5250

4 жыл бұрын

Goddamn

@mikebronicki6978

4 жыл бұрын

@@Poldovico actually the Soviets and Chinese were never cool with religion.

@robertnett9793

4 жыл бұрын

@@mikebronicki6978 Yes. Bibles for them were a red flag.

Laughed way too hard at the battlespace propsal. Say yes Natalie!! 🤣🤣

Great bold Stephen to challenging journalism

They were protesting in Ireland and Britain yesterday for mr floyd this is around the world

@nopamineLevel100

4 жыл бұрын

They're protesting around Australia on the weekend - and many already have/are, especially regarding Australian Indigenous deaths in custody 😔

@RTC1655

4 жыл бұрын

Well, that's pretty corny; both countries' got their share of untimely deaths.

@TheSufferBrothers2

4 жыл бұрын

@@RTC1655 - "Untimely deaths"? How coy! You mean "cold-blooded execution in the street by a policeman while other policemen stand around and watch." Nah, we don't get that quite so much as the USA.

@annother3350

4 жыл бұрын

It's absolute bullshit. Trying to create division in London where racism is minimal. The only racism is seen in London since the 80s is when i got called a white c*nt over a minor parking dispute. Lucky the police took it seriously

@tinaloye2014

4 жыл бұрын

Ann Other minimal racism is still racism bro.... UK isn't only London and ppl are still allowed to protest bad shit in other countries and everyone in London gets called c***, you aren't special

"That story was fake." "It was a false report." Why does he think that lying about everything will work out for him? He needs to stop deflecting. Trump is not capable of any critical thinking... or thinking in general.

@rasmie8858

4 жыл бұрын

Because lying about everything has worked out for him so far? He's literally lied throughout his entire life, yet he's a billionaire (reportedly) and the president of the most powerful country on the planet while escaping dozen lawsuits It's not his lies that are the problem, it's those ass kissers enabling his compulsive lying.

@richardjones4259

4 жыл бұрын

Because his base believes his lies, or just doesn't care, and that's all that matters to him.

@spaceman9599

4 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately, it seems he only thinks in Generals now, like any fascist.

@jeremygregorio7472

4 жыл бұрын

His base only watches Fox News, so it does work. If you know a Trump supporter talk to them.

@franciet

4 жыл бұрын

I wish he could. He is an NPD. NOT POSSIBLE.

Stephen and the 2 Jimmy's are hilarious 😂 😃 😄 😁 🤣.

lovin the subtle support for pride, this is one of the many reasons you are great

- Grandpa, what was Democracy like? - Quiet boy! We are not allowed to talk about it!

@darkmadder9897

4 жыл бұрын

@barb rarick Don't worry. There won't be any Grandpas left to say that. They will all have eaten a Soylent Orange Corona-Cookie for the "good" of the economy. Trumpster Youth only...

@SilverMe2004

4 жыл бұрын

@@darkmadder9897 You do know that jokes aren't funny when they're true?

@rif42

4 жыл бұрын

A democracy is a form of government where people VOTE. Yet for decades the largest party in US has been the "party of non voters". Nothing is going change unless YOU VOTE.

We've had protests in The Netherlands and Germany as well!

@sadaqahgreen7440

4 жыл бұрын

#KudosGermany Remember when the bast*rd hijacked they’re PPE they were sending New York (USA) they screamed PIRACY n that No Good Jared Azzner has PPE stockpiles of it in South Jersey where he bought up all this property with the American Ppl’s damn money 💰💵💰to resale to highest bidders!!! Their Judgment Day will be sooner than they imagine🙏🏾🙏🏾

@KootFloris

4 жыл бұрын

@dolofonos I'm Dutch, we support the protests. And then right winged people laugh about this, even here. Do you know that upsets us? Where did the desperation begin? You just watch right wing media, pointing fingers at some violent pictures (most being peaceful protesters scream because of tear gas) and forget all about the institutionalized robbery by your officials. Why do people loot during protests? Was it the breakdown of the social infrastructure? Ages of racism? Trump giving huge bailouts to the rich, while the poor must be happy if the 1200 arrives? Is it the many whites who loot, and might be (poor) Trumpists for all we know, so the blame goes elsewhere? Is it that people loot, because they feel, the rich do it too, so hey, this is how it goes? I'm Dutch, looting here is very very very rare. Why, because our government cares for its people, and makes a positive difference happen. Yours broke down the infrastructure, education, made care unaffordable for the poor. What did you expect would happen? Applause for the dumbster pretending he can lead? The world laughs about that guy. But your right wing North Korean level propaganda tells you he's a genius, and you believe it. Just watch him cluelessly hold a bible. So yes, many white Europeans support the anti racism rallies in the USA. And your future relations with the world depend on your maturity to deal with your issues at home. You might be the strongest country (until China takes over) but you are nothing when the world doesn't want your leadership anymore. And that point is very close. While your country is also deep in debt. Very deep in debt. Imagine countries demanding those be paid right now? Your leaders get rich, trample people and you will suffer the consequences. So in a way, we protest for you trolls too. Think about that.

@popa5515

4 жыл бұрын

In your countries, there is not even a black minister in the government, and you talk to me about racism This is absurd

@angrydoggy9170

4 жыл бұрын

Dani Don’t be so ignorant, the Netherlands is one of the most democratic countries in the world.

@angrydoggy9170

4 жыл бұрын

dolofonos Seems like you didn’t pay attention in history class mate. Now why don’t you describe the difference between a social democratic governmental system and communism for me? I’m willing to bet you have no clue whatsoever.

Excellent! Right on the money with every line...Saved this!

"Tank is just one of the military words that (Trump) Knows" Bwaah hahahaha!

Take a tip from a German. We had a similar situation around 70 years ago. Think about where that brought us.....

@kienng4510

4 жыл бұрын

gatheringoflight There was a lot of resistance in the beginning years (until 1933). After Hitler’s seize of power all opposition was killed or locked up, you only had the enthusiastic crowds left. Trump has up to 30% of the population armed to the teeth and just waiting for an opportunity to destroy „liberals“. That‘s a big advantage in comparison to the Nazi SA.

@kienng4510

4 жыл бұрын

Stompa Fast forward, we are a leader of the EU, with a strong economy, wealth, great opportunities, we are respected and trusted all over the world. Not everything perfect here, but a lot better than the US in so many aspects.

@centuriobrutuz8907

4 жыл бұрын

gatheringoflight you describe the situation after the dictatorship was finally in place. Massive propaganda and blaming minorities for everything helped to achieve this goal. But there was a long was to reach it. inform yourself about the prewar history. You will recognize a lot in comparison to the last three years Not only in the USA. Right from fascist/populist playbook.

@jordinagel1184

4 жыл бұрын

gatheringoflight learn some freaking history, dude. There was plenty of opposition to far-right government before 1933 in the Weimar Republic, but Hitler was still able to become chancellor due to a number of reasons (such as a great ability for rabble-rousing, an incredibly competent propagandist by his side, and an ignorant and divided government who thought they’d be able to control the “Small Private” like a puppet). In its early years, the republic was actually very progressive for its time... After all, it’s not a coincidence that Berlin was the hotspot of the roaring 20s. Despite that, the government was weak to continuous abuse of power by those at the very top, exacerbated by the parties eventually not being able to cooperate on anything and the efforts of Göbbels’ propaganda machine. Starting to sound familiar?

@ekibirigeable

4 жыл бұрын

@Eli Spell it out!

The U.N. needs to send some peace keeping forces to the US.

@peterebel7899

4 жыл бұрын

No peace to be kept in USA. Russian and Chinese forces are afraid of entering this continent.

@dryjazz

4 жыл бұрын

... the UN needs to send us more sane registered voters !?

@GamerbyDesign

4 жыл бұрын

Got news for you. Must of the UN peacekeeping forces are US forces. Sorry I got confused with Nato.

@SilverMe2004

4 жыл бұрын

Wow, I wounder how many American know how the U.N. works?

@tropicalcatdetective

4 жыл бұрын

@@GamerbyDesign I looked that up out of curiosity and it appears you're not even close with that statement; the US is at the 88th spot on a list of 122 countries in terms of their peacekeepers contributed to United Nations operations. To put it into perspective, there are 6,658 Ethiopians currently in service of UN peacekeeping missions at the #1 spot, while there seems to be only 29 Americans. Unless I am misunderstanding what you mean exactly? peacekeeping.un.org/en/troop-and-police-contributors

"Thanos brand medical tents" Almost as good as the Theranos brand Covid testing tents

@nataleesteele1688

4 жыл бұрын

Oop 😂😂

George Floyd washed dishes in the place that his killer was a bouncer. This was personal. Justice for George Floyd.

I'm not American and EVEN I know what a huge juxtaposition it is to have masked soldiers (which also gives them impunity to carry out any action) on the steps of Lincoln Memorial. What the hell has happened to the "Land of the Free"!!!!!

@6612770

4 жыл бұрын

Oh, didn't you know that was a Typo that went unnoticed? It was supposed to say "Land of the Feer". (um yeah, they couldn't spell for nuts either)

@cornishmaid5073

4 жыл бұрын

The land of the free, only if your white and stand on the steps of government buildings armed to the teeth with powerful guns to intimidate and scare local government and citizens into allowing them the freedom to get a haircut or tattoo. Trump didn’t send the military in. They’re very fine (white) people.

@Chipotleadvisory

4 жыл бұрын

Well, Donnie won the electoral college but lost the popular vote leading to an unhinged megalomaniac who has never heard a no he didn’t intend to ignore becoming President. Then at the beginning of the biggest dumpster fire of a year on record the Republican run Senate refused to hold Tiny Hands McGee accountable for his abuse of power and made him think he is completely untouchable.

@thomasneal9291

4 жыл бұрын

@@Chipotleadvisory yup. this is just as much the fault of the grifters that run the GoP, and the zombie fanbase they have created as a powerbase for themselves over 3 generations. will they ever see justice for what they have done to america? to the world? I hope so. I really do.

@ralphiesarch8980

4 жыл бұрын

This is what happens when people vote "as a joke". Who's laughing now

You know Bunker Boy is lying when he starts his sentence with "So many people..."

@timmullen678

4 жыл бұрын

Do you know bunker boys lying when he says anything

@lenasamzelius5530

4 жыл бұрын

Or when he starts a sentence...

@TrueDawn1

4 жыл бұрын

Bunker boy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Brilliant, but sadly true. Thanks Stephen!

Colbert was on a roll in this monologue. Well done.

I always have wondered...How did Hitler ever get into power? Now I know!

@r.mcbride2837

4 жыл бұрын

The 2016 U.S. General Election was just a perfect storm of impossible crap. The Universe did a colossal dump all over the space-time continuum and, in the ensuing "productive" fart storm, Donald Trump popped out in the Oval. It didn't help that Clinton was a lousy candidate only marginally better than Trump... or so we all thought at the time.

Tiny Man Square is what I'm always calling that event!

".. I just ran diagnostics on my boxers to see if they were load-bearing.." Brilliant. cheers.

Love you Colbert!

"He looks like a Jenga tower about twelve moves in", Colbert was on fire last night!

“A lot of bad people” - Trump talking about Civil Rights protesters. “Good people on both sides” - Trump talking about Nazis marching with their tiki torches

@bendover8689

4 жыл бұрын

US becoming the new Nazi Germany.

@robertnett9793

4 жыл бұрын

@@bendover8689 That's freightening thought. Germany in the 30' was - while ramping up it's industry for their war effort - a comparible weak country. Compared to industrial powerhouses like the US. They still managed to kill millions of people and wage war on the whole European continent, parts of Africa and Asia as well. And it took the combined effort of the US, Great Britain, French, Russia and a lot of other countries affiliated with them to stop them after 6 years of bloody war. The US will start in this race with one of the highest developed industries and the largest military by far exceeding the combined miliatries of the rest of the world nearly twice... plus a nuclear stockpile, that could glass over the world about 30 times over. I really don't want them to become the next Nazi Germany.

@kellykerr5225

4 жыл бұрын

Big Daddy And Germany has become a very nice place now. I have studied it and thought of moving there

@ClaireYunFarronXIII

4 жыл бұрын

@@kellykerr5225 Come! We welcome you! 💖

@addie_is_me

4 жыл бұрын

He said, “All sides,” which is even more idiotic.

You speak truth to the issues of these painful days. I'm proud and respect you very much Stephen Colbert. Peace, Love and appreciation. A fan Jody Nelson Johnson xoxo Lovely wife and family💝

The IRS on the streets too? 😂 this country has gone crazy!

"Why did the defense secretary and the chairman of the joint chiefs cross the road? Because Trump is a chicken." Best chicken joke ever.

@burbanpoison2494

4 жыл бұрын

Why did Spartacus cross the road? Because being tortured to death is the same thing as slavery.

@teresas8929

4 жыл бұрын

Max Johnson ?

@tlee4218

4 жыл бұрын

haaaaaaaaaaa thanks

@burbanpoison2494

4 жыл бұрын

@@teresas8929 it's a very, very funny joke.

@lureneisabell9482

4 жыл бұрын

👋👋👋

He went for an inspection of the bunker to see if he can fit with his "tremendous" ego in there .

@judithsmith9582

4 жыл бұрын

Only inspects the bunker during periods of nationwide civil unrest.

@roberthardesty6507

4 жыл бұрын

Definitely isn't his balls...

@kj3832

4 жыл бұрын

Won't somebody lock that nutcase in, throw away the key and leave it to rot there. That will truly Make America Great Again.

7:32 Wow Stephen you know your Shakespeare- you quoted Henry V perfectly there! And I should know I’m a English student 😂

Love you in a supporting way of course. thanks so much for using humor to get people fire up for change. you inspire me.

"We have a lot of proof and information and proof." Sounds legit.

@soddof7972

4 жыл бұрын

If you can dodge a tear gas cannister you can dodge a ball dodge duck dip dive and dodge!

@adib3011

4 жыл бұрын

He talks like a kid.

@kaijumecha5766

4 жыл бұрын

Like how he blames China, I saw lots of evidence.

@Lucius1958

4 жыл бұрын

@Eileen Farrar Hey, they're gonna surround us!

@cyny6305

4 жыл бұрын

@@adib3011 Except that "like" isn't every other word. Actually he sounds like someone who is in a stage of dementia. He's also probably on a bunch of drugs.

I don't know about too soon to make jokes about Lincoln's assassination, but you've got people in your country that don't think that they lost the Civil War, like some ancient Japanese guy on a Pacific Island.

@marcpeterson1092

4 жыл бұрын

You are right. I think I didn't lose the civil war.

At „honey, may i dominate your battlespace?” I totally lost it. 🤣🤣🤣

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