Taylor Swift is a corporation. She has costume designers, writers, producers, marketing, etc. These people are stupid to base a college course on her, like she does it all herself.

No girl has made more money bashing old boyfriends than taylor swift. I guess bashing boyfriends is a high dollar industry now

@questionalways628

Ай бұрын

Carly Simon " You're so vain" over a million copies in the early seventies.

@M1N0rZ1rC0N

Ай бұрын

Wait till she's to old to not have kids

@keeganshigh

Ай бұрын

Her daddy bought her way into the business, that's all I need to know.

@corruptduboiscountyindiana5058

Ай бұрын

@@keeganshigh and she has really nice legs

@67Pepper

Ай бұрын

Adele is a pretty close second.

No wonder colleges today are going to shit. What a joke.

"Nothing about Taylor Swift is an accident" I have to agree, her music is the most predictable, antiseptic, inorganic crap ever deemed "music".

@aztro187

27 күн бұрын

Not worst than that sht they call hiphop now a days

@Eaglemadhatter

23 күн бұрын

Satanic

The Phoebe Cates swimming pool scene is what does it for me with The Cars “Moving in stereo”. That’s when I learned what horny was lol

@jasonwiggins5906

Ай бұрын

You have to be probably 500 years old at this point with that comment jesus 😂

@JJJobson

Ай бұрын

@@jasonwiggins5906 haaaa 🖕🏻I call it wisdom sir. I was 10 when that came out lol

@Tim_the_Enchanter

Ай бұрын

Iconic.

@Eaglemadhatter

23 күн бұрын

Spicoli?

@JJJobson

23 күн бұрын

@@Eaglemadhatter my dad has an awesome set of tools

When i was a kid Red Lobster was the place you ate if you were rich . When i grew up i was super disappointed

@NealR2000

25 күн бұрын

Not fine dining, but it was certainly an experience for seafood lovers. It somehow morphed into a lower-end place, heavily frequented by trailer trash and the ghetto crowd.

@letsdothis9063

22 күн бұрын

Now it's closed, but the one in my town was "nice" when I was a kid. By the time I was in high-school, it's where you went to buy drugs and get shot.

Adam skipped over that "just like you and Jimmy" comment

@Tim_the_Enchanter

Ай бұрын

Ace is a good friend. He works overtime pretending Jimmy isn't an insufferable wank.

@jaydrose6292

Ай бұрын

funny huh

@erikrodriguez8721

Ай бұрын

Fax!!!

@kdarbinian4457

Ай бұрын

noticed that

@johnalwell5795

18 күн бұрын

YUP

Great guests! The funeral part had me rolling!!

underwater basket weaving came from the people getting real degrees mocking BAs. "What did you get a BA in, basket weaving?" "What's the masters program, underwater basket weaving?"

Nobody has gotten more out of avg talent and looks than Swift

"it was the maid" was my hardest laugh of the day.

To be fair the course at Berkeley is taught by students and is not acknowledged by the university as a legitimate course that goes toward a major’s requirement. There are also student led classes in rock climbing, Texas hold ‘em poker, tutoring at prisons, etc etc.

@ethandnormandy

27 күн бұрын

Shhhh don't tell them that, they need an easy scapegoat to blame for their lives not being as perfect as they once were

I wouldn't be shocked if Seinfeld has never voted Republican.

@corruptduboiscountyindiana5058

Ай бұрын

voting? I mean what is that? I hide behind a curtain and pull a lever? I mean why would i do that?

@RSI24

Ай бұрын

Unless a 3rd party emerges, I'm never voting again

@TheFunnyCave

Ай бұрын

I’d be surprised if he’s voted Democrat. Usually the left-wing voters are very loud about how they are left wing.

@hebber1961

Ай бұрын

@@TheFunnyCave Very true. I'm just saying I wouldn't be shocked. Given being a New Yorker..show business etc.

@CarlMarksmoney

Ай бұрын

There is - MAGA....​@@RSI24

I have a PhD in Celebrity Sciences, can't wait for the Nobel Committee to take this one up.

@KissMyAssassin

Ай бұрын

Celebrity Science tops underwater basket weaving.

Saying porn started in the 60s is like saying slavery started in America

@DavidMcdonald-df8tb

Ай бұрын

Yep. Ancient Greeks loved porn. And their slaves.

@johnpendarvis7885

Ай бұрын

Maybe the 1860s.

@DavidMcdonald-df8tb

Ай бұрын

@@johnpendarvis7885 I posted something about the Ancient Greeks an hour ago and I don't see it here. I don't like utube thought police

@jackstickler1705

27 күн бұрын

I’m sure the caveman had porn near the shitting hole. Probably carved some drawings in a tree. Slavery, same thing couple weak families would get taken and forced to work.

@seanhiggins84

26 күн бұрын

That was good. Your witty.

"Student teachers" sounds like a massive scam.

That cackle is giving me Gina flashbacks 🥴

@fhowland

Ай бұрын

Yeah awful I had to shut it off

@johnpendarvis7885

Ай бұрын

And that's not a good thing.

@RandoCDN87

Ай бұрын

I'm so glad Gina is gone, But I liked Bald Brian, Miss that guy.

@thereissomecoolstuff

Ай бұрын

Gina was good. Come on people.

@rtothec1234

Ай бұрын

It’s like Minnesota mom come to life. 😂

Found picture of car in like 5 seconds

My mom uses the word furnidents. She always said she heard it on an episode of Murder She Wrote.

I wonder if Taylor Swift's relatively recently well known politics has anything to do with her now being embraced by liberal universities. Same people who used to make fun of her for being a white bubble gum country star. Weird.

@victormorales3604

Ай бұрын

That's BEFORE she became a billionaire. Taylor Swift is the one woman version of the old tv show, "The Beverly Hillbillies" No one gave a crap about them until they struck oil, then they moved them out to "Beverly, hills that is.."

Red Lobster 🦞 “drawn butter” is stomach-crampy seed oil. 🤮 🤢

Jerry sounds salty he's not the only guy that owns a 935 in California.

The lady proves Adam’s famous point that to get women, men have to be charming and funny. That takes a bit of work. Women just have to be born average looking or better and laugh. Her nonstop laughing would probably be a confidence booster when you first started dating her but would get old real quick when you realize she laughs at everything all the time.

I have a ‘69 Ford Ranger 390 big block Camper Special that my uncle bought as a gift to himself when his wife divorced him. My dad was working as the paint booth manager at the Milpitas plant when it rolled through the line. That truck means more to me than any Porsche 935.

In Canada on friday nights in the late 70s there was a tv movie that started at midnight. The weekly series was called The Baby Blue Movies and was soft porn but i was so school age young that i would always pass out before midnight lol. Near the end of that run i managed to stay up until 12:25 so for 25 glorious minutes i finally got to watch the Baby Blue Movie of the week and it was glorious :D :D until i passed out. To this day i still beat myself up constantly that i did that. a smack hear... a punch there. Its amazing im not more scarred than i am.

At the Philadelphia Auto Show sometime in the early 2000's and off to the edge of the show was a plinth with one of the original Ford GT-40s on it. Nobody was around it. But one guy was dusting it off with what looked like a really long swiffer. I asked him "Is that a real GT-40?" He shrugged "I just work for the convention center." Nobody was around it. Nobody knew. Nobody cared. You could fill a city bus with all of the people that own original GT-40's and they'd all get their own row. Nobody cared. I feel ya Adam!

I want to know what brand that shirt is on Adam in this show! I’m very interested! It looks carpenter / professional!

I can't name one Taylor Swift song.

@letsdothis9063

22 күн бұрын

I can't either. I've heard a few, I'm sure. It all sounds the same to me.

Greg is a great laugher.

I would want to see that car. It wouldn't change my life, but I would want to see it. Is Jerry overcompensating for jealousy? You can tell me Jerry. It's me, your pal.

The lady is definitely going to look up Taboo 2 now

Mad magazine, that's where. They had that in a Mad in the 1960s.

12:10 😂

Don't forgot about the ever useful "Underwater BB stacking" college course...

Super Dave didnt die, an actor named Bob Einstein did who was also Funkhauser on Curb Your Enthusiasm!

The T swift piece...wow. We are doomed.

How about Frisby Golf being a college class? Lol That was real. Lol

I never found Seinfeld funny. Show or stand up. But he's a fucking genius and rich as fuck.

Funny episode

Does anyone else hate her laughing

Much of Taylor Swift's fame feels manufactured by the media to me.

@sino8r499

Ай бұрын

Ya think?! 😂

@TheMrplayitsafe

Ай бұрын

@@sino8r499 Yeah. Unlike some other pop singers (Ed Sheeran, Adele) most of her fame seems just because the media really loves her for some reason.

@mr.snicker-doodles7081

Ай бұрын

Oh, it's mostly because ppl have their listening devices IN their hands all day! If she would have hit pre-smart phones, you never woulda heard of her! If ppl are talking about her in 60 years like they still are the Beatles, then she's made it. Till then, she's a hack and we ALL know it..

@Tryunderstandingsarcasm

25 күн бұрын

The algorithm, run by the globalists, has pushed people to Taylor Swift. Probably to brainwash young people. Even funnier that the music is so mediocre. Look what they have accomplished.

@at4everTia

17 күн бұрын

That's because it is

Under water basket weaving was the name given to be as absurd as possible. Of course it doesn’t exist!

What the world needs is waffles and pancakes without the pancakes shouting at other waffles calling them pancake genocide supporters. We all need the maple syrup am I right? But there's always that one group that thinks they are more deserving of that butter.

@DavidMcdonald-df8tb

Ай бұрын

The solution is for both to make their own butter and not steal it from others.

Kanye is gonna break the "Diddy Files" on his new channel.😂

He doesn’t have to be conservative. He’s just common sense and allows people to be conservative.

Erica Rhodes is beautiful!

Gyroped. That guy who spins around on his barstool. Franquility-having the same number of hotdogs as buns.

Erica is really cute with the laugh to match.

@jaydrose6292

Ай бұрын

She seems so easy going.

@RSI24

Ай бұрын

That laugh is obnoxiously annoying

@jaydrose6292

Ай бұрын

@@RSI24 Ok

@mr.snicker-doodles7081

Ай бұрын

totally agree, she is delightful...

Many Years ago, my grandma was on a flight with Jerry. He was on the phone with Trump. She said he kept saying Mr Trump. Guess Trump didn’t make him crazy like others.

@moozillamoo2109

Ай бұрын

That would be before Trump's political career, wouldn't it?

I'm pretty sure we can't say sniglet anymore

@kdarbinian4457

Ай бұрын

@ethandnormandy

27 күн бұрын

Welp, you just did, and you still have a KZread account. So, I guess "we" can.

I was a Teamster for 22 years. It’s like having two bosses. One, you pay🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Gouged by big Ratan. should be what a Hyuk is.

@ellapines2850

Ай бұрын

“Gouged by big rattan” had me 😭. No idea what a hyuk is though.

I’m 44 years old and have never watched an actual porn either. Lol I’ve watched a ton of those docs like After Porn Ends.

@letsdothis9063

22 күн бұрын

Yup. Those make me never want to watch it.

Under water basket weaving may be fake but watch out for lesbian dance theory

I’m glad I graduated college in 2009 despite most of my generation voting for Obama

To be fair when I listen to NPR I lol.

A decade or so ago Seinfeld said he'd never do shows at universities. He was bitching about woke universities before the term woke existed.

Who the hell is Erica Rhodes I thought that was Maria Bramford?

Under water basket weaving is stupid and I never heard of it what was said for the last decade was lesbian dance theory

Am I the only person that doesn’t know what the hell they’re all talking about. I get the bit of Jerry that’s been all over the net for past couple of days. Now it’s all Jerry, and Larry imitation phrasing. Stay on point of Jerry opined on. Why not focus on something ?

I have not sought out or watched a full porn , even though I ran a lingerie & adult products company in the 80's ,where we had many on our line. I feel the same as Erica.

Its not Tom Petty....It's Jackson Brown..She must be somebody's girl....

Taylor Swift had to completely re- record an entire album because she stupidly signed a shit contract......not a shining example of "business savvy"

Oh my God! CAn there never be a Taylor Swift story ever again!?!?!? Shit!!

The word sheeple didn't come from covid, nerd. I have a Ron Paul for president shirt from when he was running for office that has the word printed on it, talking about all the social dregs that just want to linger and stagnate in the same broken holding pattern of the BS system. And I doubt Ron Paul or his Campaign coin the word, although as far as I know they might have. Cuz that's I think the first time I ever heard it used. That's definitely when it got a lot of widespread use and became popular though.

@cloutrage

Ай бұрын

Oh Herbert, you are stiff.

@i.am.not.herbert

Ай бұрын

@@cloutrage I don't know who you're talking to. Cuz I am not herbert.

@Tim_the_Enchanter

Ай бұрын

@@i.am.not.herbert You're not Herbert. We reach.

@i.am.not.herbert

Ай бұрын

@@Tim_the_Enchanter one... one is the beginning

It is disturbing how all you guys could sing along so easily.

Taylor Swift???? How about the Rolling Stones!!! I cant

Adam good call getting a blonde laugh track for the show... I took the history of rock and roll in 1990 at my community school, it was a history credit. OK, the way all three men looked at her when she says she has never watched porn, you could see all the thoughts going about how can i get her to watch porn..

Omg that laugh…I can’t take it

@dntansrqs1341

Ай бұрын

That's a typical Jew laugh

@juliekostas7322

Ай бұрын

It was unbearable

@mr.snicker-doodles7081

Ай бұрын

you need help...

I'm really glad Seinfeld's openly criticizing the radical Left but to be fair, it's easy to go against the power structure of all entertainment and media, when you're a billionaire, and co-creator of one of the most successful products in entertainment history. Seinfeld is beyond the Woke Mafia choke hold. Even if they lead a shunning of all his network-associated projects, Seinfeld can just do his thing completely independently. And by the way Adam, leaning conservative doesn't automatically make someone a Republican. Things have gone so insanely Left, that old school classic, sane liberals seem like hard core conservatives by comparison. Seinfeld has been a darling of the Left for 30 years so him openly criticizing Woke insanity might help wake up NORMAL liberals to the problem. I have a feeling Seinfeld's "turn" away from the Left came in the last few years, after he started his "Comedians in Cars" series. The very first season featured all of Jerry's favorite comics and close friends. They were all straight, white males. Colin Quinn was the first to tell him, "you don't think they're gonna keep letting you do that do you? even with all your power, they're gonna insist you diverse up that guest list - more women, minorities and lgbt, just wait, it happens to EVERYONE these days". And as usual, Colin was right. Seinfeld probably thought he was immune to all that. He found out the hard way that in the current "pc gone mad" climate, no one is safe. It's gonna take huge stars like him to lead the charge to getting back to some sanity.

I thought of underwater basket weaving when I saw this title. It might be a generational thing, I doubt younger people are familiar with it. Also Lobsterria sounds like a kind of food poisoning.

Jerry has been a grumpy old man since he was in his 30s now that he actually is old its only getting worse.

I mean comedy is back because of that roast? Seriously. Im not offended but im also not blind. Some of the jokes had people cringing. Tom was one of them. Most people wont admit it. Thats what is funny. Lol

If Taylor Swifter ever says anything even slightly politically incorrect those classes will be closed quicker than Twiggys legs at a Fat Albert convention

Is that Tobias’ girlfriend Debris?

@katevand

Ай бұрын

great pull and maybe

Do we really find the Tom Brady roast, the best roast ever? Really? Love comedy, i don't get it?

Jerry is no longer funny...it's everyone else's fault though, remember that.

I'm disappointed in Adam going after Jerry, in this episode, because Jerry made fun of him asking to show Jerry his car. Jerry made a great point about PC culture hurting comedy that Adam agrees with so he should have shelved his anger at Jerry for this episode.

@DrFeelgood1127

Ай бұрын

Are you daft? He wasn’t mad at all it was really funny.

@DavidMcdonald-df8tb

Ай бұрын

@@DrFeelgood1127 Don't think I'm daft and it was funny. I just think Adam shouldn't have brought his beef with Jerry when he is attacking political correctness. It was good of Jerry to do that and it's something Adam supports. Also I don't think Jerry is a Republican. I think he's smart enough to realize that the current Democrats in power are destroying the country

@DrFeelgood1127

Ай бұрын

@@DavidMcdonald-df8tb what beef? The worst insult was him saying Jerry doesn’t care about offending people? Which isn’t “beef” and that’s also a standard in comedy.

@DavidMcdonald-df8tb

Ай бұрын

@@DrFeelgood1127 Adam was clearly annoyed that Jerry talked about him wanting to see Jerry to look at his car and wouldn't bother to walk 80 feet. It was not so much not walking over to the car as the fact that Jerry was telling the world about it and making Adam look like a fan boy to Jerry. I don't blame Adam for being annoyed but I think he should have done the back rant to Jerry on another episode.

@DrFeelgood1127

Ай бұрын

@@DavidMcdonald-df8tb holy moly you’re the only one offended, no one agrees with you you sensitive Nancy

That girls laugh though…sounds forced and it’s not a pretty sound. But she’s pretty. Guess I’ll watch the show muted with captions on.

There is no such thing as "extreme left." Those are actually moderate Democrats. They are also considered right-wing Californians.

@Redjam55

Ай бұрын

You're being sarcastic right?

@sino8r499

Ай бұрын

Wow... I feel dumber for reading this.

@RSI24

Ай бұрын

Are you serious? The current president is an extreme left

Hey- who is the super cute blonde gal on stage right? She never spoke but pleasing to the eyes

@fredbowles4721

Ай бұрын

Erika Rhodes

@Stevarooni

Ай бұрын

​@@fredbowles4721Comedienne and actress (including a lot of appearances on _Prairie Home Companion_ as well as others).

@fhowland

Ай бұрын

Adam sucks at introducing people

The only time I would give a shit about Taylor swift. Is if she had an only fans account.

@sympathy4thedevil88

Ай бұрын

She has the body of a 2x4

Seinfeld rode Larry Davids' coattails through the 90's. He's not very talented. The Bee Movie is what he can do when he's in charge.

@keeganshigh

Ай бұрын

I do agree with what he said here though.

Unions are shit bedazzled work

I don’t about anyone else, but since the SB ended Taylor Swift never crossed my mind. Not much of an icon.

T Swift would be unknown if she wasn't cute & didn't flaunt her body on stage.

Tom Macdonald coined the word 'Sheeple'.

@crowe668

Ай бұрын

IDK bout that,it's been a thing for a while.

@MaurytheHedgehogDog

Ай бұрын

No that term was being used by alternative media in the early 2010s to describe blind non questioning acceptors of the official government narratives.

@medarby3066

Ай бұрын

South park had president Bush use the words "American Sheeple!" Way back in early 2000's. *Edit Oct 11th 2006.

@Doing_Time

Ай бұрын

@@medarby3066 it's much older than that, I remember the term as a corduroy wearing child... a quick google search with a date range pre-existing the broad advent of google itself shows it in news articles and old comment feeds all over the place last century, typically referring to lefty politics -- people who just go along with whatever authorities or politicians say is true

@Doing_Time

Ай бұрын

hmm, didn't notice one of the results is oxford tracking its usage in published media starting in the 1940s

Boring guests undercut the Seinfeld conversation. Who are they??

Oh that woman’s laugh!! Yikes!! Have to turn it off

I love Adam but the show is a tough listen now. Too many female guests and it is like nails on a chalkboard.

I know everything about Taylor Swift except any of her "music".

Adam has obviously never weaved a basket. Technically all basket weaving "could" be considered underwater basket weaving. To weave the wicker, you soak it underwater to make it pliable enough to weave. It's the exact same principle Adam would use to bend wood in carpentry with steam. When it dries it hardens and you have a basket.

@sino8r499

Ай бұрын

Okay nerd

@ellapines2850

Ай бұрын

😂 As if you expected he would? hahaha

40k views noone cares

that chick is creepy

lost interest when it switched to swift...I don't actually know a song by her or know anyone she's dated...or maybe I do and I don't know I do, and I'm great with that for her and every other "celebrity"...so, funny to see seinfeld recognizing stupid is as lefty does...used to moderately enjoy seinfeld back in the comedy club days before his awful television show...I'm out, catch you later

@mistermusturd6402

Ай бұрын

Then you missed the Red Lobster 🦞 bit.

@alexeilindes7507

Ай бұрын

Okay so first up Is her song about amber heard and her bed 🛌 poo. Its called vendetta shit! And then she dated that dude who plays for the greatful dead. 😊

@Twobarpsi

Ай бұрын

Same.

@johnpendarvis7885

Ай бұрын

She's beyond irritating, all the way to insufferable.

@DrPoohBear

Ай бұрын

You're so cool.

Oh, and I'm convinced that every event you mutually attend, Jerry Seinfeld seeks you out, make a B-Line to your sphere and applauds your every bit.... Sure......

@TheBanshee90

18 күн бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/iH2qza6ppdGofJs.htmlfeature=shared

I’ve been a professional staff writer - music - studio musician etc. Taylor is not a composer of note . You’ll see like four co writers on many songs, three or four producers on many songs. Point being ! Taylor’s demographic will be fully grown in twenty years or so. Her music won’t be remembered in thirty years. With that said, Taylor is the most BUSINESS SAVVY young woman in the world. She has comms, PR, and merchandising down to a fine art. Taylor could teach in Stanfords MBA dept. I’m serious. Review the credits on Tays albums. You’ll see more names than a blockbuster film. Let’s go back to 1963 - 1969 . There was a band that broke in the UK - Europe in 63. They then broke in the USA writ global on Feb.9, 1964 . The Beatles came out of ether. Here we are SIXTY YEARS LATER, and their music is still highly relevant, and will remain so as have the greats in classical music , baroque in particular. So Paul is a billionaire for over sixty years of hard work . Taylor is worth as much as Paul, and I can assure you that within two years Taylor will have acquired more lucre than Sir Paul has in over those sixty plus years …

why is Adam still sitting and talking, shut it and exercise you look like your mother. try it for a full year. shut it for a year and exercise until you look human.

I don't want to see your 935 either. Who cares. Now you can hate on me.

University Miami is shame of Florida - 😂😂😂😂