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@w200build

4 жыл бұрын

Can you get the blond girl out of the shots? I understand you place her but this is unbelievable.

@themodernnomad4772

2 жыл бұрын

Cumin

i lost it when he said "itll make it taste... like you rolled it in dirt, its not a good standalone spice" WHERES YOUR NETFLIX SPECIAL

@joosepnilk6978

4 жыл бұрын

Abby Schneider On Netflix?

@gwmcroy3166

3 жыл бұрын

REALLY? He was horrible at every delivery

@KaotikArtPurrps

3 жыл бұрын

@@gwmcroy3166 wtf you didn’t like this?!??! Who are you and where’s your sense of humor! This is HILARIOUS!!

@HatedNelevated

2 жыл бұрын

@@gwmcroy3166 how does it feel to have literally no sense of humor? I bet you're fun at parties

@patches2221

2 жыл бұрын

@@gwmcroy3166 where's your stand up vids?

"You just Peter Pan-ed me." I needed a couple of minutes to learn how to breath again after that.

@1niyc6i8bxse

4 жыл бұрын

@William Cervantes nice

that louisina accent deserved WAYYYYYYY more applause

@peanutbuttawaffle

4 жыл бұрын

kadrope then damn yuppies wouldn’t never understand bubba

@FlowUrbanFlow

4 жыл бұрын

@@peanutbuttawaffle eeeeeeeeeh

@whatwasisaying1338

4 жыл бұрын

I agree!

@giggabiite4417

3 жыл бұрын

Did it? I couldn't hear them every my laughter

@MrSupercoolkid1998

2 жыл бұрын

What's the French part he says at the end of that bit?

"Sheriff, how'd you get that boat on land?!" "I didn't. You got yo' truck in the water!" 😅

@NEPFU

5 жыл бұрын

Shawnee Longbow that laugh emoji is sweat like for a awkward situation use these ones 😂🤣😀😃😄😁😆

@austincox5847

5 жыл бұрын

sharky playzz thanks for teaching people to be hip, cool, and up to date with social networking

@Datharass

5 жыл бұрын

@@NEPFU you the emoji police?

@corythegoat2745

5 жыл бұрын

@@NEPFU but he lol, lol🤣

@griffingooch1722

5 жыл бұрын

Ain’t gonna lie I just learned differences of emojis thanks comment section

This guy killed it love the Louisiana accent jokes too

@marinabolla6266

5 жыл бұрын

I had to turn captions on tbh

@NotYetEst

4 жыл бұрын

Build a wall around it

@paddiemay6141

4 жыл бұрын

HA Its not a terrible accent xD Lmao We have to use real life subtitles with people with some of our stronger accents

@Alr1ghtyThen

4 жыл бұрын

@@marinabolla6266 you clearly haven't spent much time in the south lol

@TheVamxie

3 жыл бұрын

@@Alr1ghtyThen Nobody wants to go to trailer trash country

This comedy bit is incredibly structured

@eps3154

5 жыл бұрын

No, but really... this whole thing was amazing

@eps3154

5 жыл бұрын

So well written

@cidfacetious3722

4 жыл бұрын

Yep

@tonyperez7812

4 жыл бұрын

He’s a writer

@wrarmatei

4 жыл бұрын

the original comment is interpreted as criticism by a few...improv diehards...?

The BEST part is how he swerves and doesn't go straight to the cumin when his roommate expects it, but takes a bypass back there, it's brilliantly evil

More like "This is Nut Happening"

@maktar5135

3 жыл бұрын

@Keaton Barrett no underrated.

@jimwalker6634

2 жыл бұрын

This guy is giving me John Belushi vibes. He’s hilarious

“Whom did I move in with?” The grammar dragon in me is screaming (he got me with it, I’ve got to admit) but the troll in me is wildly impressed. I’ve been binging these all day and I’ve heard a few pretty subtle gags that I honestly think were more the performer than for us. That one was by far the best.

@VoltairesRevenge

4 жыл бұрын

It’s not correct though. 🙄

@urioriari34

4 жыл бұрын

@@VoltairesRevenge It is though.

@neurohack9038

4 жыл бұрын

Don’t you mean “Grammar Nazi?”

@Psychol-Snooper

4 жыл бұрын

@@neurohack9038 got'm

@alison4316

3 жыл бұрын

"With whom" would've been old-school correct.......but I'm an old dragon 🐉

wow that Louisiana accent bit was fucking pure gold

@sofaking1472

3 жыл бұрын

"Laissez les bons temps roulés!" Just fucking died !

@dickhitswater4836

2 жыл бұрын

@@sofaking1472 not a lot of stuff makes me audibly laugh loudly when all by myself but that one had me absolutely cracking up.

“GO GO GO EVACUATE!!! SAVE THE SEED THE MOTHERSHIP IS IN DANGER!!!”

@ya_b0ye868

3 жыл бұрын

469th like. You're welcome.

@ZeFluffyNuphkin

3 жыл бұрын

496th like.

I laughed my ass off at this lmao I'm from New Orleans and as I was watching this I just happened to be putting Tony's on my eggs

@elbolillo2703

5 жыл бұрын

I thought that's where the cumin whent...

"oh lord im cumin!" genius line, literally has three meanings, all funny in that situation. this guy is seriously one of my fav comics

Is this Tom Segura's and Zack Galifianikis' child?

@ronwebbjr6735

5 жыл бұрын

rgaud8 I’m so glad you said it 😂 I was thinking the same thing.

@jordanbwalt

5 жыл бұрын

Q from Impractical Jokers was the surrogate mother

@china_is_asshole

5 жыл бұрын

No... I am, but I'm not funny.

@simonvieytes6021

5 жыл бұрын

I think its fat Scott Rogowsky

@bonasty1990

5 жыл бұрын

Holy Fucking Shit

15:51 ”I didn’t knock because you said come in” This is karma or better put by the office,”How the turn tables”

This is one of the best stories I've ever heard! A+++

"Rousing the grammar dragons." I love it! Well done.

This is the best TED talk I've ever heard.

Storytelling is one of the most impactful skills a stand-up comic can have at their disposal, and homeboy here has it in spades. This is the 4th time I've watched this performance, it's perfect

This had me belly laughing more than any other story. My dad came in and asked if I was OK.

His story on Vice, this great long story, and especially his gay friend coming out on the other one--- Sean Patton is freaking AMAZING at this niche of comedic storytelling. Super hilarious and amazingly pulls you into the stories.

@derlycalza5949

5 жыл бұрын

Hear his STD standup in Australia.shit is funny haha

@TheBrob1983

5 жыл бұрын

@@derlycalza5949 robocop😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Some of the best stand up I've ever seen.

@asimms113

7 жыл бұрын

Tesseract

@lutze5086

7 жыл бұрын

Dusty Partition the funniest part of the bit was "whom". the rest was pretty meh

@Nilruin

6 жыл бұрын

The real treasure here is Sean himself. Any other comedian with that story would've blew it. He has the right blend of off-handed tangent and explanation.

@faktovlog2558

6 жыл бұрын

It's because it's like a friend telling you a story

@mustang19ms

5 жыл бұрын

really? it's your first stand-up video huh?

This is one of the best bits I've ever seen

How has no one mentioned that he properly used the word "whom" in a joke? "Ooo.... whom did I just move in with?"😂

He's such a great storyteller!!!!!

@mattgrosella969

7 жыл бұрын

Smiles your profile pictures matches your comment.

@TheBrob1983

5 жыл бұрын

Look up his robo cop bit

@JeffWarren47

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheBrob1983 Serve the public trust and watch my Time Traveler set. I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzread.info/dash/bejne/nWmusZlre7KokqzF.html

@jimwalker6634

2 жыл бұрын

Like John Belushi and Jack Black

Zach Galifinakis' cousin is hilarious

@CullTheLivingFlower

7 жыл бұрын

Andrei Arlovski may also be a distant relative.

@zorantaylor3190

6 жыл бұрын

Also knows as Bobby Moynihan's half-brother....

@pasxidhs627

5 жыл бұрын

@@CullTheLivingFlower i think Andreis' nose is more crooked than this guys hairline

"sprinkle it on a crazy person and make him a friend"... and now I carry Tony's with me everywhere.

3:31 "Laisser le bon temps rouler" Finally, after days of research, I found it!

@williamb.j.blaskowicz.5664

3 жыл бұрын

TRULY,TRULY ALL ABSOLUTELY BEYOND UNIMAGINABLY UNIMAGINABLE TRANSCENDENT TRANSCENDENTAL TRANSCENDING BOUNDLESSNESS LEVELS OF AMAZINGLY AMAZING AMAZINGNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NICE, VERY NICE.

@noesunyoutuber7680

3 ай бұрын

"I'm disappointed too, I wish I spoke like that!"

“If the first situation made me believe in god, the second made me believe that god was capable of bragging” I love that quote. That’s why I’m watching this again

"Oh God, I'm com..." I was literally on the floor dying about to say the same thing LMFAO!!!

“...and they evaporate mid-cheek”😂😂I lost it Bruh! 😂 “ have you ever been frightened right as u begin”🤣🤣🤣 This dude funny af

No lie, I was making eggs this morning and someone had bought a box of tony's, a spice which I have never even heard of before the special. So I put them in my eggs and now I'm watching this and they are absolutely delicious.

this guy is very very funny

@eraldylli

7 жыл бұрын

↑ this comment is very generic.

@amalgamaxx

7 жыл бұрын

+Erald Ylli what's wrong with that comment, you wouldn't want someone to say that about you also you can't tell tone from text

@amalgamaxx

7 жыл бұрын

+Erald Ylli 100% fuck you

@maximillianschauer1439

7 жыл бұрын

first of all we have same name lol. second of all watching this i was on the floor legit crying of laughter trying to brethe lmao.

@LittleMark

7 жыл бұрын

Always nice when someone reacts to a troll.

Listened to this at work. Really had to stifle my laughs so the other cubicle drones didn't hear. Almost lost it towards the end.

Why are this man's eyes honestly beautiful?

I've never come back to a stand-up to re-watch it more than I have this one. I cry laughing every damn time! Cumin, cumin', come in, coming, he somehow snuck it all in there, just fantastic!

I'm from South Louisiana too and he really got the differences between a Y'ay accent and a Cajun accent. Also, New Orleanians really like to fuck with people. I do the same grammar thing. Tourists are easy.

6:20 WITH WHOM DID I JUST MOVE IN GAWD!

As a New Orleans native, raised on the "King's English", the accent part is the best. I used to get that question a lot.

Probably one of my favorite comedy stories! There had to have been three or four times that I thought it was over. Punchlines just kept rolling, get this man a special or a podcast.

One of the best of the series top ten maybe top five.

@federicoeiriz42

7 жыл бұрын

what are the top 3?

@georgebebeselea4411

5 жыл бұрын

Federico Eiriz watch flying dildos and potential terrorism

@escudonbk5177

4 жыл бұрын

@@federicoeiriz42 Mitchell

@JeffWarren47

3 жыл бұрын

@@georgebebeselea4411 I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzread.info/dash/bejne/nWmusZlre7KokqzF.html

This guy is one of the best comedians I've heard on this show.

I’ve watched this so many times over the years…it’s my favorite episode and never fails to make me laugh! 🤣🤣🤣

I thought for sure when the door flew open it was going to be his roommate, and his roommate was going to say, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" and he was going to respond, "I'm cumin" (pronounced like the spice is supposed to be pronounced). That would've been a pretty awesome ending! 🤣

"give em a valium" lmfao. #dead

Geez, that was epic.

If any of this was real, this is one of my favorite stories. Every little part at the end added so much to it.

“Save the seed, the mothership is in danger!” 🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣

its pronounce cumin and now you'll never forget!! lmfaooo!!!

@Bmanritchie

6 жыл бұрын

Matthew Stephens - Oh lord... I’m cumin!!

@jeremiahdavis7904

5 жыл бұрын

Kyoomin

@SickBuckNaStY

5 жыл бұрын

Its Pronounced Quemen...

Well, now I have to try Tony Chachere's

@17leigh

6 жыл бұрын

DeadlyMustard I came to the comments section to specifically spell out tony chacheres for all those interested

@all.trumptardsare.racist4633

6 жыл бұрын

DeadlyMustard Don't do it, its more addictive than meth.

@manoamano920

6 жыл бұрын

Old bay is better. Stick to what works.

@smorgensterin4990

6 жыл бұрын

You won't be sorry, it's delicious.

@manoamano920

6 жыл бұрын

Aric, is it really that good bro? I've never had it. Making me want to try it now! Let me know!!

He should have said “Don’t yell, it’s unbecumin if you.”

"Whom did I just move in with?" Love it. Been there!

he had me at "Tony Chacere's" lol my mom used to put that s*** in everything

@seamusbenn2967

3 жыл бұрын

I thought that was Frank’s Red Hot

Tony chachere's is in fact the best Spice in the world comma if you haven't tried it, do so. It goes great and everything

@nedisahonkey

7 жыл бұрын

Chris Rushing Don't use text to type dumbass comma even if you have good taste in spices.

@bensongbenson

5 жыл бұрын

@@eganc1976 Chris R is right. I carry a little in a vial whenever I go to a restaurant period.

@d.e.b.b5788

4 жыл бұрын

On it's own, it does taste like dirt.

@JeffWarren47

3 жыл бұрын

@@d.e.b.b5788 I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzread.info/dash/bejne/nWmusZlre7KokqzF.html

I can relate to him so much on the accent thing cause I’m from south Louisiana and any time you leave the state everyone asks about the accent…… he wasn’t really exaggerating tho cause there are some people down here who talk like that😅😂😂

@dominicdoherty7208

4 жыл бұрын

You guys sound more like New Yorkers than Creoles

@nexus-rl7249

4 жыл бұрын

Dominic Doherty well he’s from a creole area in south Louisiana like New Orleans, where I’m from we’re Cajuns and a good bit of people around here do speak with the stereotypical “Cajun accent”, Louisiana is so diverse that if I drive an hour from home people speak with a completely different accent and dialect

@dominicdoherty7208

4 жыл бұрын

@@nexus-rl7249 i don't personally live in Louisiana, but I've heard that the creole accents weren't focused in parts of New Orleans due to later Irish and Italian immigration.

@JeffWarren47

3 жыл бұрын

@@nexus-rl7249 I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzread.info/dash/bejne/nWmusZlre7KokqzF.html

Ah the legendary Scare-O-Gazm... Been lucky(?) enough to have one in my time

He should've dropped that mic cause he one that show hands down.

@williamcortelyou4524

7 жыл бұрын

Vickie Lawson No, it's not you stupid fuck. As a white male proud of his descendants, I say this. Don't you dare give the Mike drop to the blacks. Obama may have done it brilliantly at the last Whitehouse roast, but that shit is awesome and belongs to the world. Also, you are a racist, if you didn't know.

@MidwestDankAlumni

6 жыл бұрын

Vickie Lawson fuckin bigot

@magicalfungi3206

6 жыл бұрын

lol... wait... who's racist? am i on the twilight zone's wifi?

@colegrant8102

6 жыл бұрын

yo i only watch this shit high and its taken me three tries to figure out how to read your comment

@MTJack275

6 жыл бұрын

Cole Grant hahahahaha

holy shit that guy is an absolute legend....well done sir!!! hilarious

@TheBrob1983

5 жыл бұрын

Thats many years of life stories..robocop

"You put it on a crazy person turn em into a friend!" 😆👏

i honestly cant pick which is my favorite but for me its this one and long live paint

"that's the kind of coincidence that made man invent god" was GREATLY unappreciated

I didn't knock because you said "cummin!"🤣 Perfect!

This is probably the best thing I've ever watched in the last 20 something years of my life. Not even kidding.

i haven't laughed so hard in a while. like i am light headed

Just tried Tony chacheres Creole seasoning for the first time life changer

he's still my favorite comedian to this day

@professoroak1920

9 ай бұрын

@@funzy101 he's still out there telling jokes and making people laugh. at this point, that's all that matters

We need more of this dude

Can confirm after watching this I bought a can of Tony Chachere's. It ain't bad. It's a bit on the salty side but it really brings out a savory flavor. Also a lifesaver for salvaging bland food, a lot like sriracha sauce has been for me. Can definitely recommend it's like 3$ for a can like 7 inches tall.

Ive been watching these all day and this man was the funniest one, LOVE this guy

this guys a great writer

This is the show that introduced me to Sean Patton. Love this concept.

This is the number 1 most well crafted joke. ive watched so much stand up but this is the most funniest fucking joke ever hands down. ive watched it so many fucking times. i watched it when it came out or was Cummin haha and is still the best joke story. it came out as a amazing set too and i just gota praise it so much. Sean patton you pulled it off hard buddy thanks for making me and my friends laugh forever.

absolultely one of the best stories this season. fucking prime. get this nigga on a podcast

Google Translate: Laissez les bon temps rouler = Let the good times roll

this is legitimately one of the funniest standups I’ve ever seen. Good Shit™

Really well told story extremely hilarious haha

As a native Coonass from Lafayette/Terrebonne I feel ya on the Tony's and the accent . Except I can cover my accent b/c I live up north now and no one could understand me. Forever a bayou baby !

@dominicdoherty7208

4 жыл бұрын

Raymond

@JeffWarren47

3 жыл бұрын

@@dominicdoherty7208 I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL. kzread.info/dash/bejne/nWmusZlre7KokqzF.html

one of the best so far

Bravo 👏 excellent story, well written joke 😂 too many coincidences but I was strapped in all the way

11:27 - "It's pronounced _kyoo-min!_ And now you'll never forget!"

This is the funniest shit I've ever seen I literally had to pause the video to stop from laughing in my accounting class You

“Oh lord I’m coming” made me laugh out loud at 3 am tucked into my bed about to knock out.

This is probably my favorite of all of these

Coming back to this because I saw a can of Tony's at the store last night and my brain recounted Sean unknowingly flirting with the mailman. Thank you Sean.

He's like a really, really skinny Tom Segura #TomIsFat

@effenbull189

7 жыл бұрын

+1 #tomisfat

@kevinwhetstone7493

7 жыл бұрын

He's more like an anorexic Bert Chrysler #Bertisfat

@jeremyedmond3095

7 жыл бұрын

an unpopular opinion: #Tomisfat and #Bertisfat

@tychobrahenig

7 жыл бұрын

all three of those people can fit inside ralphie may...yo mama

@mattypenta

7 жыл бұрын

To be fair, while it'd be a bit of a snug fit, the state of Rhode Island could probably fit inside of Ralphie May.

Best one imo ive seen all of them Save the mothership was too much

This right here is one of the best, right here yah.

That was one of the best comedy routines I have ever seen in my life. 👍

Wow, one of the bests of these. Super funny

I was watching this while making breakfast and I was laughing so hard that my breakfast got burnt😂😂😂😂😂

@cbatl

7 ай бұрын

You know what could help salvage it?

"YOU SAID COME IN!" Made this whole whole bit for me😂😂😂

I have watched this story 5 times and it is still hilarious. 😂

It's even more hilarious because he resembles a shorter, less debonair Commander Riker.

@HaveCarapace

6 жыл бұрын

Ahahahaha did not see this comment cumin

@Davivd2

5 жыл бұрын

Imagine Riker popping off the moment that captain Picard walks into his quarters after hearing cum in....."Number 1!!!"

Me: ROFLMAO holy shit, i laughed so hard my throat hurts. Sean: Hey, you know what's good for a sore throat?

South Louisiana baby vermilion parish supporting my dude !!

Hands-down one of the best story I’ve ever heard.

The man has beautiful eyes

He looks like a Jack Black, Artie Lange Fusion X'D

Yes!!! My parents are from New Orleans and my entire family still lives there. When I took my husband to New Orleans for the first time he told me everyone sounds like a tired Yankee. I love that accent!

@tbone9347

Жыл бұрын

do you put tony's on his ding ding