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@WildAngel-ti5rx

4 жыл бұрын

Comedy Central Stand-Up hahahahaha Steve Steve a guy named Steve really wanted to fuck me! Hahahahaha 🥴😂😆😁

@adamclark9253

4 жыл бұрын

We have seen them all,, back to work making more

@goldeneddie

4 жыл бұрын

Love this material and thanks for the vids. One polite request - please don't show any punchline or key moment from the set before the video even starts, it kinda ruins part of the punch.

@marycallahan2334

3 жыл бұрын

Jay Oakerson Dan Soder The BonfireSiriusXM 2021 🔥🔥

@alexmacias2988

2 жыл бұрын

@@adamclark9253 by

'he called me bear, which is adorable' ive got news for you buddy

@smalltown1360

5 жыл бұрын

chii hasagi lol read your comment right as he said it

@lydia8226

5 жыл бұрын

knew there had to be someone else who knows what’s really going on

@dashman8499

5 жыл бұрын

I’m pretty sure he knows what’s going on....it’s not that crazy haha I’ve been called bear and otter before

@juliannah5721

5 жыл бұрын

I call my bf bear, but I'm a girl. He is a bear! My big bear with big ol bear paws. Love him.

@paulbunyangonewild7596

5 жыл бұрын

Honey. 5% of the population is gay. Which means that 5% of these commenters know

He looks like a Back Street Boy who really let himself go.

@martialmusicman

5 жыл бұрын

Half the comments I've seen on his videos are "he's a fat version of _____."

@carloscortes4911

5 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@bluu_ice6554

5 жыл бұрын

Wasn't funny. Don't quit ya day job

@678jrj4

5 жыл бұрын

Lol f*cking Joey

@isaacdibbens8018

5 жыл бұрын

Nah man he's hot as hell

This dude looks like he woke up and forgot it wasn't still the early 2000s.

@jamesgannon5875

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah 8 still see these dudes around. I wore those chain wallets bandanas and band tees but shit that died like grunge music.

@baronvonsnazzy3355

5 жыл бұрын

Dying breed from the last truly great generation.

@007johndog007

5 жыл бұрын

What kind of Douche bag comments on how another grown man is dressed for a FUCKING COMEDY SHOW!?!? This isn't a wedding or going to the club you fucking hipster. Your Man-Card has been rejected for a total of two weeks. A third offense in year with warrant rejection of said Man-Card and permanent removal of the balls. Although from the sound of things this process may have already occurred. Updates to follow!

@nastylittlecritter

4 жыл бұрын

John Pendergrast hey man some of us just miss KoRn

@BrooklynDaDon1

4 жыл бұрын

Or maybe hes just being who is asshole

He’s very self-deprecating but he’s a very very bright guy and a great storyteller.

@chocolatecharley99

5 жыл бұрын

Nah he's pathetic and a cheater. Anyone who has the cockiness and nerve to strong someone a long and waste their time, is a little bitch who has no respect. I feel sad for anyone who was ever with this sorry fat fuck

@dreamvillain8815

5 жыл бұрын

@@chocolatecharley99 somebody really hurt you?

@bluu_ice6554

5 жыл бұрын

@@dreamvillain8815 somebody is gonna hurt his bitch ass soon. Very soon.

@bluu_ice6554

5 жыл бұрын

@Liquid Sunshine yea he's a fuckboy

@livelaughlove0209

5 жыл бұрын

@@bluu_ice6554 bruh thats not something to be proud of

didnt expect him to bring Patrice into the story, damn, rip

@mac78xxx28

3 жыл бұрын

R.I.p. patrice

@RubenGarcia-lm7gq

3 жыл бұрын

Cutest over weight man I’ve ever seen. Not that over weight men can’t be cute. But he’s like kinda hot 😂😂👀

@codybarth2635

Жыл бұрын

Car pal!

Giving props to Ari...that is some loyalty right there. Jay is a good dude and a great story teller.

@codylemley8955

6 жыл бұрын

Even while Ari robs the skanfest tickets. Gotta love Big Jay

@ruben12121993

6 жыл бұрын

which one?

@yurpndurpnslurpn

6 жыл бұрын

I love Ari and ol Jay. Crackle crackle

@mylesmagallanes12345

6 жыл бұрын

its weird he said it though bc roy wood brought him up

@seanfast6628

6 жыл бұрын

How is a good person he admits that hes not a good person and a cheater

Imagine how shitty you’d feel if your ex-boyfriend cheated on you and then he became famous, rich and well loved for telling that story to millions of people lmao

@alexusalize1578

4 жыл бұрын

Fuck it congratulations you bitch 😂😂

@Tylerthegrappler

4 жыл бұрын

This happens a lot on a smaller scale. Like the people who rejected you growing up now get to see you doing well while they aren’t.

@anthonypowell2835

3 жыл бұрын

He fucked up lmao let it go

@aybehcee

3 жыл бұрын

famous and having some money doesn't mean anything if you dont like the person

@imjaytho

3 жыл бұрын

You gone still feel that 13 years later?

why are his eyebrows so amazing

@lucyhellbroke

4 жыл бұрын

I KNOWWWW

@PsycopathILLogical

4 жыл бұрын

He gets them threaded actually, he talks about it on one of the podcasts he does

@ericlarson2203

2 жыл бұрын

He waxes them

@allisonwebb4278

2 жыл бұрын

His lashes have me hypnotized!

Rip patrice

@TalkingThrones

6 жыл бұрын

Witness14 It's cold outside...

@michaelpipkin6130

6 жыл бұрын

Talking Thrones Then go inside nigga!

@noble7461

6 жыл бұрын

Spell restaurant!

@MasamuneStreams

6 жыл бұрын

Omfg when he said Patrice said go smack the mouse on the computer I lost it

@michaelmorones3701

5 жыл бұрын

A Subaru outback!

i am not gay but i get it. jay has got to be the prettiest thicc boi i have ever seen.

@conservat1vepatr1ot

5 жыл бұрын

Aright, yeah, but... ehhh... aright.

@BB-rt9nc

4 жыл бұрын

Your gay

@y_u_hatin-4479

4 жыл бұрын

It does not make you gay just for looking it’s the action and participation that makes a person gay but if u part take sexual with a man once and a woman 3 times technically ur bisexual or pansexual and also it is 2019 so either way show us some support ^-^ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

@lil-mj5ed

4 жыл бұрын

@@y_u_hatin-4479 no, that is not true. what makes you gay is literally being attracted to men in a physical way and wanting a relationship with a man. taking part in sexual activity doesn't define your sexuality.

@y_u_hatin-4479

4 жыл бұрын

@youtubesucks hypothetically speaking, not only do people have different views and opinions, I’m just saying that what I stated is my own view and opinion of tha situation. 🤣

I love that you can totally hear Tom Segura laughing in the crowd throughout this

@jjgres7842

5 жыл бұрын

where is he?

@jcason6295

5 жыл бұрын

@@jjgres7842 Off camera

@HailCostanza

5 жыл бұрын

JJ Gres you can hear him clearly at 9:11

@mandyspaswick7116

4 жыл бұрын

Hidden gem

@TheSlowPony77

4 жыл бұрын

@THE FIRE RISES Has to be. He has such a distinctive laugh. Same as D'elia

pro tip; You cannot be a hard sleeper if you cheatin😂

@rydogrittman1871

4 жыл бұрын

Pro tip lol

@mrs.d2411

2 жыл бұрын

Truth

@la-ia1404

2 жыл бұрын

I prefer fun facts.

@jv-lk7bc

Жыл бұрын

if thats what you got out of it, you need to watch again. ...and maybe quite doing the drugs.

@MrMutou

Жыл бұрын

@@jv-lk7bc Apparently the drugs YOU were doing killed the part of your brain that can grasp satire🤷🏽‍♂️ It was a joke calm tf down dude🤣

love how the girl behind him has no idea who patrice oneil is but sees everyone starts to clap and hesitates but decides to join in anyways. jesus im bored

@HamerBlammer

6 жыл бұрын

glad im not the only one who watches the crowd that close lol

@daycallmebigmeech

6 жыл бұрын

LOL I caught that too.

@mrmisanthropic2803

5 жыл бұрын

I was looking for you in the comments glad someone else watched her try and assimilate but fail miserably, checking around the room for queues on when to laugh.

@VertigoEyes

5 жыл бұрын

@@Boba_Fettuccine. ....what the fuck stop-

@mrmisanthropic2803

5 жыл бұрын

Naturally, the comedy club being the place where decorum and respect walk in equal step...while Big jay regales us with a tale of men wanting to fuck him after cheating on two women simultaneously with sprinklings of midgets. Had she not found it funny sure that would have explained it away but she laughed, just several moments after everyone else had in some weird group-think led sort of way after scanning the room. It came off as disingenuous, I see flaws in your opinion and situational awareness so I won't be subscribing to your idea but you are free to have it.

if he said he was a cheater and that was the end of it he would be hated by people like hell but he made a funny story out of it and told us that he feels terrible about it and now everyone is positive. this just shows how good this man is at comedy

@MikeOcksmallClips

2 жыл бұрын

He would be hated by losers who have nothing else to do is more like it.

I found one of my friends husbands in the men seeking men section on craigslist. That was an interesting moment in history.

@lucyhellbroke

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah... Similar story here... Except it was MY husband. It'll suffice to say that we're no longer married. But yeeeeaaaah. Talk about awkward conversations. Especially considering that we have two kids. 😏🤫😆 Fun bonus fact... His name is actually Larry.

@andrewthezeppo

2 жыл бұрын

@@lucyhellbroke why were you in the men seeking men section?

@dutchplanderlinde8883

Жыл бұрын

​@@andrewthezeppo OUT HERE ASKIN THE REAL QUESTIONS

Cheating disgusts me but DAMN this man is pretty

@geoffreyperry8992

5 жыл бұрын

that bitch 🤔

@mikebarnes7441

4 жыл бұрын

You must be fat too

@boiiifudont1368

4 жыл бұрын

Mike Barnes damn nigga she just found him attractive

@PlatoonGoon

4 жыл бұрын

Are you one of those emo kids stuck in the year 2000?

@ddjino666

4 жыл бұрын

@TheSwoleBroscientist it is his charm and disloyalty!

Big Jay is the man for bringing up Ari.

@roteredamus

6 жыл бұрын

Dan Soder wore an Ari T-shirt on this season.

@elevated2552

6 жыл бұрын

Michael Parra that's his way of cashing in and pretending to be loyal...there's a lot of comedians who are actually loyal and refuse to do the show now

@Thegrapestuff

6 жыл бұрын

I can see that. You don't think that was his way of showing loyalty while giving the finger to Comedy Central? He doesn't really need them being that netflix is crushing them and he has a special coming out with them soon.

@joekent1144

6 жыл бұрын

Elevated Ari told both Soder and Big Jay to do the show because he didn’t want it to fail because so many comedians wouldn’t do it they still needed some big names. At least that’s what was said on the bonfire.

@elevated2552

6 жыл бұрын

Joe Kent makes sense just sucks

He's that kind of attractive that soemhow him being fat does not matter.

@wwfchriswwf

4 жыл бұрын

Cause he is funny

@Zeroxylon

4 жыл бұрын

also if he lost the weight hed probably look somewhat like colin farrell

@5050TM

4 жыл бұрын

Fully agree, he's a sexy dude.

@denimloser8914

4 жыл бұрын

My ex 😂I loved it cuz he was so soft to cuddle

@justamustachewithoutaguy9370

4 жыл бұрын

doesn't work that way if you're a woman, this is why looks matter a little less for men if they have personality

This guy has to be my age because this is how my boyfriends dressed and looked in like 2001 lol

My ex used to sleep with her phone under her pillow. I learned my lesson

@Zillexy

3 жыл бұрын

same here... man i might just realized something... shit haha

@edvonschleck6170

3 жыл бұрын

I did something like that as I cheated. My phone was always laying on the display so no one could see the Incoming message. Watch out for that.

Big Jay, for some reason, Makes me wanna listen to Drowning Pool.

@ctina2572

4 жыл бұрын

Or puddle of mudd, or papa roach or even deftones becuase hes like chino when hes on his fat days lol

@Gaz_42069

3 жыл бұрын

Wow

"Yeah, but it says Larry."

Sounds like joker is in the audience laughing 🤔😂😂

@johntovar1951

4 жыл бұрын

Jean Ayop 13:33 no freaking kidding

@maxwellfrost9701

2 жыл бұрын

It's Tom Segura

@thecosmicdisorder5906

2 жыл бұрын

it's Tom Segura

Knowing he was close with Patrice makes me like this guy even more. My heart hurts every time I think of Patrice being gone. One of the greats.

We ALL needed this one. Big Jay, Patrice, Ari, I havent had a feel good smile from this show in a while.

@marcuscicero9587

Жыл бұрын

that Patrice bit was priceless, at a Thanksgiving dinner of all times

rip patrice

@lincoln8530

6 жыл бұрын

God bless that man

He reminds me of Ricky from “The Trailer Park Boys”. It tripped me out for a sec.😂😂😂😂

my god. i seen him in 2010 at the mayhem festival. he performed bits while the crews changed out the stage for different bands. dude legit had us all in tears on that super hot 95 degree day. hilarious delivery

RIP men seeking men.

@skuzzyj

6 жыл бұрын

What a timely story

Two dislikes. Are those his ex’s?

@missoula2213

6 жыл бұрын

Jason Byassee No, diehard ARI supremacists.

@grumpyboomer61

5 жыл бұрын

Nah. One of them is from Steve, because Jay never called him back.

@lucyhellbroke

4 жыл бұрын

@jchc VV I think he means Ari Shaffir. Comedian who's the original host of this show.

Big Jay is so underrated definitely one of my favorite comedians

@dwoodard5717

4 жыл бұрын

Definitely, love the Bonfire and just got into Legion of Skanks

One of the best story tellers ever. Always hilarious. Patrice was a great comic as well - rest in peace.

@johngriff914

Жыл бұрын

Patrice was the GOAT

I love that he gave props to Ari.... but it was immediately followed by a pic of his replacement...so that sucks

@sdmcelroy

6 жыл бұрын

13:40

@reinaldopessoa2603

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah you know they did that in purpose...

@kelhims

6 жыл бұрын

they show his face in the end of every show... Ari is amazing but get over it : D Roy is a chubby cupcake as well.. who knows, let's hope Ari will be back next season.. : ]

@Superanatomygurl

6 жыл бұрын

I feel like he is still the EP of the show

@carternewland7315

6 жыл бұрын

What exactly happened with Ari?

Love how he name drops Ari, the show isn't the same without him much love to that crazy Jew and big Jay

@DH702..

5 жыл бұрын

Mike Anderson jays jewish too

@thefloridamanofytcomments5264

4 жыл бұрын

Ari is still an executive producer for the show IIRC

@unknowntrademark9992

4 жыл бұрын

Ari is a pos. Cool show but hes a douchebag

Always love when comedians out of nowhere bring up Patrice, RIP goat

@andreaholcock8992

Жыл бұрын

He did it at the Rich Voss Roast too

LOL "Just uuuh, just go ahead, just smack the mouse for me. " XDXDXD

This whole show should just be Big Jay telling stories

@grumpyboomer61

6 жыл бұрын

get the papers get the papers Big Jay, Joey Diaz, and Ali Saddiq telling prison stories.

@MrBlack252

5 жыл бұрын

Hes got nothing on Joey Diaz

@lucyhellbroke

4 жыл бұрын

You can totally see exactly why he has been on the show so often. He's really great at these first-hand, raunchy narratives, for sure.

Yesss finally another Big Jay Oakerson story!!

@thereverend6512

6 жыл бұрын

Pat Price he’s so funny

@anthonydixon180

5 жыл бұрын

fucking legend #LOS

His delivery and voice remind me so much of Dave Attell.

Love Big Jay...all his shit is fuckin awesome! So glad he gave props to Ari...& that he was that tight with Patrice! Big Jay is awesome!!

JNCO models: Where are they now?

@rydogrittman1871

4 жыл бұрын

Lol this needs more likes, nice job bud

@ctina2572

4 жыл бұрын

Yesss!!! Should be top comment

@brandonmaddox4862

4 жыл бұрын

I loved jnco’s in the early 2000’s so I feel embarrassed and love this all at the same time

@bL-pf6jh

4 жыл бұрын

I still remember some of the pairs I had. Skunks wer black with white stripe down side, kangaroos wer so baggy u could fit both legs in 1 lol. Back pockets wer so deep ur wallet slapped ur calves :)

I love how I hear Patrice's voice when Jay impersonates him.

🔴 "Steve... guy named Steve, called five times" 🤣✔

There was just this one guy behind him that looked so sad at the beginning and i got emotionally attached to him because he seemed to smile and laugh more throughout the video

Just hearing about Patrice O'Neal made me smile. I wish he could've been here to tell some of his stories on this show. RIP

Jay is hilarious and I love his style he is like a 80s kid that never made it out of the 90s

HEY COMEDY CENTRAL GET RID OF THE INTRO IT’S TOO LONG

@dudemontana8062

5 жыл бұрын

HEY NERD FAST FOWARD

@chavez5010

5 жыл бұрын

I agree with both Haha

@omsi2buspix690

5 жыл бұрын

It’s good when you find a vegan you can show it to them to piss em

@Tee-OhBee

5 жыл бұрын

Austin Thomas Hey lazy dipshit, just skip past them!

@chaconswrenchin3557

5 жыл бұрын

Austin Thomas fuck you!

6:00 is that Joaquin Phoenix practicing for the Joker?

@ericmarx1288

4 жыл бұрын

I was gonna say the same thing man lol

@romatic

4 жыл бұрын

That’s Tom Segura

1:07 to skip Intro

@puddintaine4556

6 жыл бұрын

God's work, my friend...

@mackattack1622

6 жыл бұрын

Doing the Lord's work, bruh.

@DickZit

6 жыл бұрын

so "god" is so goddamn busy that he sent this fucking guy to clip 60 seconds off for your ADD? wow what a fucking miserable "god"

@bbynnt.lindsayguzan414

6 жыл бұрын

Marsh Neff the fact that you took the time to type this shows what a miserable fuck you are . DON'T READ THE FUCKIN' COMMENTS THEN , PSYCHO . Welcome to the internet , people have opinions . weird .

@ErinBunny24

6 жыл бұрын

Marsh Neff u good bro?

"I was with my daughter's mother at the time" lol

Bender called from the “Breakfast Club” movie he wants his look back

@ctina2572

4 жыл бұрын

Boooooo

the groans from the crowd at 4:36 and Jay’s reaction are golden lmao

Lol he just said "Ari Shaffir started this and keep supporting the show." Not Roy Wood Jr.

Lmao the good old hanky code. Back pocket handkerchief

This guy has such perfect timing, I could listen to him for hours. I feel like I could sit with him in the living room, drink some beers with him, and just let him ramble on about his life.

"But it's Larry" 🤣

I actually love this guy.. He's freaking hilarious every time I've seen him so he better be funny this time too! Yep!!!!😆 😆

Big Jay is the best comedian out today. Watching him on tv, listening to the bonfire or seeing him live is fluid. He just seems like the kind of guy that truly wants to make you laugh but also is not afraid of his own thoughts. Love this guy, loved the show with Ari...I guess I'll give it a 2nd Chance.

Dude, whoever in the audience is dying made this 5x better 😂😂

It’s gotta feel so epic making Roe Jogan laugh like that during a stand up set! 13:33

@TinkerToneworks

2 жыл бұрын

that's definitely Tom Segura and not Joe.

Jay is such a great comic and real dude. Awesome stories, amazing crowd work and the Bonfire is great radio.

Wayne's a good dude.

Always thought this guy was real funny. Hearing him mention being close to Patrice kind of explains why, Patrice is a legend.

@chocolatecharley99

5 жыл бұрын

Nah he's pathetic and a cheater. Anyone who has the cockiness and nerve to strong someone a long and waste their time, is a little bitch who has no respect. I feel sad for anyone who was ever with this sorry fat fuck

@tldoctor2497

5 жыл бұрын

@@chocolatecharley99 sounds like a lot of women

@travisgregg9298

5 жыл бұрын

Bill Burr and a lot of other greats were also friends with Patrice. With Patrice gone, I really think Chapelle and Burr are the top dogs.

@phanatic215

2 жыл бұрын

@TL Doctor boom!!!! Lots of people, men and women, string people along because they're lonely or are users/abusers. I was hooking up with someone who would initiate a reunion, we'd bang and do the couple thing for a few months, then she'd want to break it off. This has happened consistently for the last three years.

Dude, I F*^KING LOVE this dude. One of the best comics today, and that closing speech sealed the deal. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

Hey bear ;)

@xXAnthillMobsterXx

6 жыл бұрын

hermeticbear how you doin' bear?

@Poe-007

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

Jay has been my favorite comic for a while now. Him giving a shout out to ari only makes him more endearing. As filthy as Jay can be, you can tell he is still humble and appreciative of his friends. Jay has the wit and skill to sell out arenas. Let’s boost this guy into the stratosphere of epic comedians. #skankhands

Imagine spending the majority of your budget on your intro, just for everybody to skip it lol

he reminds me a lot of a friend that passed away. rest in peace, jeremy.

RIP PATRICE ONEAL. If anybody wants to laugh harder than watching this KZread Patrice Oneal Oppie and Anthony show. Literally hundreds of hours of laughter. God truly a great comedic mind.

@kingchris7782

5 жыл бұрын

Facts

RIP Patrice!!! Legend Rest Well! This was awesome!!

Love the gratitude & the story!

Real humble dude, man

My first time discovering this dude....I'm hooked now

When he said Patrice O Neal i started clapping in the living room by myself.....genius....and Big Jay is a boss!

One of the best of the entire series.

Dude I really like his haircut. That’s a dope undercut

8:29 guy in the crowd 😂😂 “aweeee” hahahahha

I remember when I met Big Jay, I thought he was the bouncer. He looked like Meatloaf in Wayne's World.

Everyone needs a friend like Wayne

This was so amazing from beginning to end.

This story was GOLD! XD

THE ONLY THING TO SHAFFIR IS SHAFFIR ITSELF

@futtynucker5278

4 жыл бұрын

Congrats. You win. Solid gold comment, dude. Bravo. 👍👍👍

Such a fantastic bit.

I never noticed how he fights to hold back emotion when he brings up Patrice. I’ve seen Bill Burr do the same. Patrice must’ve been a good friend to have.

Love this guy

im here for this 100%

I love this guy so much. Has the best smile and smiley eyes to match.

One of the best closing ever so much respect paid to Ari and the show

the opening was HILARIOUS...lol, THIS was a GREAT STORY. I like the homage he payed for Patrice (Charlie Sheen with Captain Kirk roast ALL TIME favorite stand up of his)and Ari (don't know him) real stand up dude.

Big Jay is the best working comedian.

Cutest over weight man I’ve ever seen. Not that over weight men can’t be cute. But he’s like kinda hot 😂😂👀

@zapatababoibarra95

4 жыл бұрын

It's the highlights

@carolynnewantstocomment7467

3 жыл бұрын

No, he is Hot

This guy is really handsome though. 😂

I always lol at 6:00 when that random dude starts laughing goofy

Jay looks like kevin james started shopping at hot topic.

Saw Big Jay O live in DC last year and he was funny AF! Great dude

Jay is one of the reasons why I keep coming back. He’s seems like awesome guy!

I love Big Jay and RIP Patrice O'Neal one of the greats. Still listen to his stuff on almost a daily basis. Id like to think if Patrice was still around he could tell his jail story that he told on O&A as his this is not happening ....

@williamjackson5421

6 жыл бұрын

so many stories it's cold out here the human jerkoff girl car getting stolen Brazil trips getting robbed for his tracksuit

The GOAT of storytelling comedy.

What a great story teller