I love how seemlessly Dr. Bob went from, "Don't pay a genius, pay me."

@NPC-bs3pm

11 ай бұрын

I hope Dr. bob is not covetous of Elon Mush. A lot of people actually have a anti-Elon mindset. I swear it is either worship or unexplained distain 🤣I sense a memetic-SCP effect happening

@sobrietyliiving

11 ай бұрын

@@NPC-bs3pm definitely some sort of cognito hazard!

@Lotrollo

10 ай бұрын

elon music isn't a genius he just buys the tech from others

@eyalmeirbarnea8706

10 ай бұрын

Why are you so angry at elon musk ? You supposed to understand that elon musk isn't your avarege saleman . The amazing technology he giving people are sold to "billion dollar"companies with international impact . Not to stuiped people who , as you said , can't afford them and don't understand what to do with them . And forgive me for saying that a device that can controll minds of creatures (such pigs and monkeys ) is indeed a proggrass in the study of neurobiology , and it's just one of the few things he done before . Some people are getting rich because of gumbling or taking adventage of the current stock market . But the reason elon musk is not only rich is because people understand that his intelligent and skills helping humanity go furthur . And not only he was rich but was the richest person in the whole world according to last year , and being the second richest is still something . Many people hate him because he bought twitter and fired many of the employees . have you even seen twitter before he was in charge ? changing takes sacrifice and even if you don't like this sacrifice you can't run from the fact that it's efficent , and the value of twitter is earning more and more income because he got rid of all these spoiled employese . may i remind you that the biggest competotor of elon musk - jeff bezos , was the last owner of twitter ? Whouldn't you feel a littel bit uncomftable running a company with employees that got used to work under the rules of your biggest enemy ? . also , for those who hate him because he agrees with republicans and refuse to be politically correct . Then you can't blame people simply because of their political views , and if you do then feel free to do it but it don't make you stand in the good side .

@coreym162

9 ай бұрын

@@Lotrollo He makes it affordable relatively speaking on the worth of the latest tech and he at least buys it to put it in one place. He also has doctorates in engineering so, he's not dumb. Clearly smarter than you.

“Elon Musk and his gaggle of cyborg dogs.” Never thought I’d hear that sentence today. 😂

@Morberis

11 ай бұрын

Almost, Mush not Musk.

@LedionZogaj

11 ай бұрын

​@@Morberisit's so similar tho

@LedionZogaj

11 ай бұрын

​@@Morberisthat's what he said

@Morberis

11 ай бұрын

@@LedionZogaj lol, it's almost like Musk acts like a Mush head.

@koreyhelms6857

11 ай бұрын

Facts

"His smile seemed forced." That'd honestly make me feel more like it's the real deal than if he had a genuine smile on his face

Leave it to Dr.Bob to cover SCP’s that are rarely known and underrated, thank you for your service and loyalty to the foundation.

@LedionZogaj

11 ай бұрын

Yea

@RasmusBerggren-uo6uu

11 ай бұрын

19:05 damn that jaw is gonna be strong! That booster is gonna add so much force to bite if you activate it

@Darth-Claw-Killflex

10 ай бұрын

NOT an official anomaly.

This SCP is basically one big roast of Elon Musk.

@mohamedcisse7154

11 ай бұрын

So much 🤣

@ernestpeele7282

11 ай бұрын

...and how!!!

@thedraftingax5963

11 ай бұрын

Fr I want to see the look on his face once he sees this video and his reaction after watching it about the SCP made about him so badly now 🤣

@tdpuuhailee8222

10 ай бұрын

@@thedraftingax5963 Why do I have a feeling that after that Elon will try to rename SCP Foundation to X Foundation.

@eyalmeirbarnea8706

10 ай бұрын

Look , we all love SCP foundation . But let's ask ourself , does it really give justic to elon musk ?

I love how we can turn anything, even Elon Musk into an SCP

@user-ku7jn6fc6g

11 ай бұрын

To be fair, Elon Musk is acting like an SCP. Especially the past few years as he's been having a very, very public breakdown or mental health crisis. He's been falling off ever since he hauled off and called that hero British cave diver who rescued those kids in Thailand a "pedophile" because Musk was mad the Thai government rejected his robot rescue idea.

@avokthebat6344

11 ай бұрын

Elon already is an SCP, except instead of turning dogs into cyborgs, he turns successful companies into money sinks.

@obaolade1232

11 ай бұрын

lets do grimace shake

@aslamrefai6214

11 ай бұрын

​@@avokthebat6344😂😂

@eannane8712

11 ай бұрын

Wait until you hear about The Zuck

The most unbelievable part about the SCP lore is still that they manage to just stick a needle in anyone who sees something.

@WaallyOne

11 ай бұрын

Have to imagine that not always, that's why Terror watch (?) Exists. They sometimes miss or the amnestics don't work like class of 76

@greglewis725

11 ай бұрын

They can carpet bomb with amnestic gas. No biggie. 🤷😉

@mariox204

11 ай бұрын

I mean is higly traumatic and/or very hard to believe so even if they fail sometimes are just treated as conspiracy theorist, just a horror history or with memory altered by a trauma, in best case escenario to the witness is going to become an anartist, a member of the hand of the snake, or join to some anomalous organization

@ashlirabid9614

11 ай бұрын

Cry some more.

@BierBart12

11 ай бұрын

They probably have automated tranquilizer guns that can inject amnestics, bob just takes artistic liberty with the normal doctor injecting it so that every viewer understands what's happening

Jeez Bob... you're really firing potshots at Elon huh.

@Jupiter-bc8lw

2 ай бұрын

No, just Elon.

"His smile is unnatural, overly forced, like he's trying too hard to replicate what a normal human expression looks like." Yeah, that's Elon alright.

@AppleBottomJeansBootswiththa

11 ай бұрын

Idk that's a trait also seen in the creature known as Mark Zukerberg

@AASheim_GD

11 ай бұрын

@@AppleBottomJeansBootswiththa Yes, these two are indeed creatures.

@AxleTrade

11 ай бұрын

@@AppleBottomJeansBootswiththa Zucc is a reptilian. Musk is an alien blob.

@j-darma

11 ай бұрын

@@EnriqueLaberinticoZuckerberg is an actual SCP in real life, he’s SCP-682

@Chriss0977kolws

11 ай бұрын

@@AASheim_GD Elon musk is just trying to go back to his home on mars and mark is either a lizard or a cyborg

I find it hilarious that Elon Musk and the SCP foundation have met (possibly more than once since he’s well-known across the world). I can see Elon musk sitting in his office with a scientist and 2 escort security guards discussing about anomalous technology

The only difference between this and reality is he wasn't trying to name each of the dogs "X"

@Darth-Claw-Killflex

9 ай бұрын

Grow up.

@AchronTimeless

9 ай бұрын

@@Darth-Claw-Killflex Yes, it's important to be an adult and not simp for a billionaire as if he'll give you a pat on the head. If he has a problem with it, he's a big boy, he can tell me himself. He doesn't need you.

@DefectiveDictionary777

8 ай бұрын

But they did put an "X" on the sled! Gotta get that branding somewhere

@Jupiter-bc8lw

2 ай бұрын

@@Darth-Claw-Killflexyou’re the kid in this conversation. He’s spot on.

@mmmyo309

2 ай бұрын

X with a number attached to each dog like iPhones lmao. He'd call it the X sled with revolutionary science.

I think this is the most bizarre scp I have ever heard of, and actually kinda confusingly fascinating

This isn’t an scp, this is just Elon musk.

@hotschloddin

11 ай бұрын

Well did you see the picture of its body

@ReyZar666

11 ай бұрын

hi Elon Musk, this is Patrick

@ThatOneCarrot_

11 ай бұрын

​@@hotschloddinAnd how do you know that isn't how he actually looks like?

@hirozhen7475

11 ай бұрын

@@hotschloddin I have seen the pic of Elon without a shirt and he could hide an extra pair of arms in that oversized abdomen.. He probably grinds the horns down Hellboy style.

@jovinorlandez5663

11 ай бұрын

It's not Dr bob, It's a ✨ELON MUSK✨

Now we need Mush Zuckerberg

@RaidenKaiser

8 ай бұрын

We already have 682

Hum, one of the few ones that don't end with Dr Bod _directly_ interacting with the skip in question or something close to it. He's just out on a sled. Thanks for the video Dr Bob!

Mf became an anomalous entity after changing Twitter to X 💀

Clearly the SCP Foundation’s only solution here is to enter Elon Musk himself into the race so that he may counter SCP-3710’s ludicrous offers with one of his own 🤔!

@shadowslayer2929

7 ай бұрын

lol

I hope Elon sees this and actually makes Rocket powered sleds.

If Elon is a SCP, they should call him XCP, and you know why

The first part was really funny and then it got really, really disturbing 😳

elon marsh with that hat (stan marsh from south park wears that hat)

Be honest, at first you thought he was gonna have a Nuerolink after the brain scan 🧠

"Instead, use that money to join the doctor bob patreon and become a junior researcher today." LMAO

gotta love Dr Bob just casually roasting Elon Musk while hes at it

"Well that all sounds... pretty horrible." - TheExploringSeries

This is what turned the Twitter logo into a X

Ok, now this really sounded like an SCP-J and I admit I was super skeptical about how good this could be. But, once again, Dr. Bob proves to find the goods.

This is really the strangest SCP I’ve ever seen 😧💙

Something tells me Dr. Bob isn’t the biggest Elon Musk fan 😂

@shroompicn-shrooman

11 ай бұрын

Hard to tell isn't it ..😂

@08alende

11 ай бұрын

Because he is a leftist.

@tophat3157

11 ай бұрын

@@08alende 'We're very sorry that Dr. Bob's content was too much for your delicate sensibilities. Please send your complaints to the Complaints department on Floor 420. By the way, the elevator's broken.'

@08alende

11 ай бұрын

@@tophat3157 Bro, at least I am not parading "SpaceManBad". Kinda ironic, given the fact that you were the one crying like babies for over a decade.

@tophat3157

11 ай бұрын

@@08alende Sir, we can clearly see that the content on Dr. Bob's Video is making you very cross. Please head up to floor 420, those steps aren't going to climb themselves.

Can you talk about scp-2624 in a new video?

hahahaha, rocket specialist here, they would absolutely burn away the dogs behind them :D

the slander throughout this video is wild and im here for it

Bro took "blud thinks he's elon musk" to a whole new level 💀

McCormick, its gonna be great. edit: i dont know what im doing at this point. i thought taco things.

The swipes at Elon and Tesla are hilarious! 😂 Elon gonna get us all 😢

Elon Musk's species:

Thank you Dr. Bob I’ve shared you with so many friends over the months. You continue to be amazing. My first video I seen of yours is the living room . It feel so long ago but it just proves how awesome your content is

SCP Murk Zuckerberg when

It's not Twitter anymore It's X

I bet Elon paid DR. Bob to make this video

@Uhlersoth77

11 ай бұрын

Also, probably overpaid by 10x and isn't aware the video takes shots at him.

Keep up the BRILLIANT work Dr. Bob! Your work is THE BEST!!! 👊😎

Dr Bob is a very good story teller.

Who named this one Elon Mush?! GIVE THEM A PROMOTION!!!

The fact that a good chunk of this video is digging into Elon Musk makes me smile.

Elon must’ve really pissed off Dr Bob😂

That's what's in Elon's brain Mush

I think that’s probably just regular Elon

I think this SCP is a variant of that one SCP that comes as a whole hive of guys with multiple arms and makes weird human noises.

@LocustaVampa

4 ай бұрын

four-armed humanoid extradimensional in particular would like to replace humanity and their genome is in humans already, but it is from the future. A quantum genetic path that demands to be recognized and manifest.

Elon musk imposters yeah still can't beat Greek among us god

I get the feeling the author of this SCP doesn't like Elon. lol

I’ve never even heard of Elon Mush, but he probably can run Twitter better than the current Elon

@k5elevencinc0

11 ай бұрын

Definitely.

@davidstang526

11 ай бұрын

😂😂😂 FB makes a Twitter clone. Call it the Twitter killer it fails. Musk takes the app he already has and makes it better than FB. People still crying

@HoaxGD

11 ай бұрын

True

@some-guy-in-the-internet

11 ай бұрын

@@davidstang526 Cope harder.

@HoaxGD

11 ай бұрын

​@@davidstang526I do not agree with your opinion.

Damn Dr bob shooting from the hip! This is an incredible scp great job

You did a really good job on the musk time magazine. Your skill has improved so much since I subbed. Keep up the awesome work. Thanks for the quality content.

This is just an elaborate way to diss on Elon Musk LOL.

Who else feels sad for the dogs😢

Elon Mush? Sounds like someone who will rename curent app "Birdie" to "Y" and make a "Resla" company.

And yeah im a mechanic i discarded that guy and recovered the dogs

Just when I think the day had nothing good in it, Dr. Bob drops an SCP on me. Lo and behold its the bird-hunter himself. Elon Mush!!!

First scp where D- Classes didnt get slaughtered like animals

Kudos Bob! This is the downright wierd and obscure we want!!!!

The truth is out... a true X-File

Man I must be tripping watching this SCP

I find it funny that this video is more about Dr. Bob talking shit about Elon Musk as a person, more than anything about the anomalous nature of this SCP...I approve.

Tahiti is a magical place

fun fact: the cyborg dogs actually represent twitter blue users

bruh elon mush as the same hat stan from south park

That patreon ad was smooth

I’m still curious as to how the foundation knows how Elon Mush looks like?

The most terrifying SCP ever.

I wish it didn't show the dogs getting the implants

funnily enough i literally just watched the cool guys dont look at explosions video and im living for dr bobs disdain for elon musk

It sounds more pleasant than Elon Musk.

I love all the jokes at Elon's expense.

That's not Elon musk, that's Stan Marsh

Can't even escape the drama of Elon musk when working for the scp foundation

I would bet Real money that if he saw this article on the scp site he would try somehow to get it taken down for defamation lol

@Bobbyfischer-md7vt

10 ай бұрын

fr

I half expected to have Mr. Musk himself in the comment section. I wouldn't be surprised if he follows the SCP world.

This has got to be the funniest and most random scp ever lol 😂

What’s next? Mr best?

Do it Bob!

He would do it if he was bored tbh

Dr bob pls do not end up being like the rubber a bot

Trying to imitate a human. Thats just elon musk.

Oh Boy. Lol.

I wish there was an SCP that hunted down other SCPs and threw back what they were doing at them.

It’s like Balto! If Balto was a horror film- .__. 😅

Goofy ahh Musk

Elon musk nahh Elon mush

Now i want to see Mark Zuckerberg as a lizard SCP 😂

I love the SCP community so much

@thedraftingax5963

11 ай бұрын

Me too

Truly terrifying Elon mush even more scary then Elon Tusk

so i have a new sleep paralyses demon

5:29 サイボーグドッグ🤖🐶

SCP-3710 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: Iditarod racers claiming to have witnessed SCP-3710 are to be administered Class A amnestics. Foundation undercover personnel are positioned along known locations of SCP-3710 manifestation. Personnel have been instructed to use special tranquilizer rifles to apprehend SCP-3710. All prior attempts to contain SCP-3710 have failed due to its tendency to either spontaneously demanifest or accelerate to speeds in excess of 1500 km/h when being actively pursued on foot or via dog sled. Description: SCP-3710 are two dog sled teams consisting of the following components: 8 cybernetically enhanced dogs, resembling those found in SCP-2624. Each dog possesses a miniaturized methane fueled Raptor rocket propulsion device in place of a rectal cavity. Propulsion is believed to be fueled by digestive byproducts. 1 sled composed of composite wooden material demonstrating physically impossible resistance to both the excessive heat and force produced by the dogs. Is equipped with 2 Raptor methane fueled rocket propulsion devices, and a giant white X painted across the bed. SCP-3710-1 are two humanoid individuals claiming to be Canadian-American business magnate and billionaire, Elon Musk. Both SCP-3710-1 instances show significantly different baseline physical, with the exception of the face, and behavioral traits from Mr. Musk. The entities possess 4 arms and prominent horns protruding from the top of their skulls. Despite continuously quoting Musk in all recorded interactions, SCP-3710-1 instances communicate in a manner closely resembling that of door-to-door salespersons. SCP-3710-1 exhibits a low level memetic effect, causing any individual who views the entity to perceive them as actually being Elon Musk.1 SCP-3710 manifests at random intervals along the route of the annual Iditarod, primarily during the 140km stretch of trail between Nenna and Manley Hot Springs, Alaska. SCP-3710 will follow targeted race participants above or alongside the trail until it is within vocal range.2 Once SCP-3710 has pulled within vocal range of its target, SCP-3710-1 will make attempts to persuade the race participant to purchase the most recent product being produced by one of Musk's companies. As the majority of products sold by Musk's companies are more expensive than race participants can actively afford, in 95% of cases the targeted party will refuse the offer. SCP-3710-1 will attempt multiple times to convince the targeted party. Should the party refuse three or more times, SCP-3710-1 will state its lack of interest in attempting to negotiate further. At this point, SCP-3710 will employ its propulsion devices, and either demanifest or move to the next target. When directly pursued by individuals not currently engaging it in business negotiations, SCP-3710 will demanifest, or activate its propulsion devices. Activating its propulsion devices in mountainous or icy terrain increases the probability of significant environmental hazards occurring, in addition to causing severe burn or blunt force wind damage to any individual caught in the jet stream. Discovery: SCP-3710 first appeared during the 1995 Iditarod, at which time SCP-3710-1 attempted to sell Zip2 software licenses to 15 different racers at $50,000 per licence. Following the initial manifestation, Foundation personnel contacted Elon Musk about his whereabouts during the Iditarod, at which point they determined that he had been on tour in New York City at the time of initial manifestation. An initial attempt was made to capture the entity utilizing six operatives posing as racers. SCP-3710 successfully evaded all members of the team via activation of its propulsion device, burying Four personnel beneath an avalanche. Two additional personnel were killed in the attempt when they were launched by SCP-3710's jet-stream into a grove of trees. Addendum: The following log contains the text transcript of an audio recording of an undercover Foundation agent interacting with SCP-3710-1. Audio Log I-3710-01 Date: 03/03/17 Participant: Agent Shiane McCormick. Subject: SCP-3710-01 Foreword: Agent McCormick was instructed, prior to the race, that should she encounter SCP-3710-1, she was instructed to refuse the first two attempts by the entity to sell its product, and then agree on the third attempt. Agent McCormick was given a card containing $100,000. She was not informed of SCP-3710-1's appearance prior to the incident. Begin Log I-3710-01 [The audio log begins. For approximately 30 minutes nothing is audible but Agent McCormick's breath and dogs running through snow. At approximately 08:30:17 an additional set of dogs running through snow becomes audible, and a voice can be heard.3] SCP-3710-1: "Greetings valued customer! When something is important enough, you do it even if the odds are not in your favor. Brand is just a perception, and perception will match reality over time. Sometimes it will be ahead, other times it will be behind. But brand is simply a collective impression some have about a product. Speaking of products, would you be interested in our brand new Tesla electric car?" Agent McCormick: "Are you supposed to be Elon Musk?" SCP-3710-1: "Supposed to be? My good ma'am I am the one and only Elon Musk. We have a strict 'no-assholes policy' at SpaceX, and I would be in violation of that if I were an imposter! Now, would you be interested in purchasing a Tesla for only $203,000?" Agent McCormick: "I can't afford that." SCP-3710-1: "Come on, when Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars, people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' That was a huge bet he made, and it worked. I always invest my own money in the companies that I create, and you should too! What would you say if we lowered the price to 150,000 just for you?" Agent McCormick: "That's still too expensive." SCP-3710-1: "I do think there is a lot of potential if you have a compelling product and people are willing to pay a premium for that, but obviously if you don't have the cash, I can't make you buy. I'll make one final offer, for just a small loan of $50,000 you could be driving your new Tesla as soon as tomorrow! Whaddya say?" Agent McCormick: "$50,000? I can work with that." SCP-3710-1: "Excellent! Thank you for doing business with Tesla Industries. As a thank you from us to you, we're including this once in a lifetime bonus with your purchase: rocket propulsion cybernetic enhancements for you and your team! Thank you for shopping Tesla, remember: The first step is to establish that something is physically impossible; then cybernetic surgery will occur. This is an automated message, please wait 5 seconds for [UNINTELLIGIBLE]." Agent McCormick: "Rocket propuls-" [Agent McCormick promptly cuts out, for the next 5 seconds her sled dogs audibly whimper before the recording ends.] END LOG Postword: Following loss of contact with Agent McCormick, a team of retrieval operatives were deployed to the last recorded GPS contact. Agent McCormick and the accompanying sled dogs could not be located, although her sled remained in the middle of the trail. Later investigation discovered the transfer of $50,000 from a Foundation front company to the sales account of Tesla Inc. Update: 03/23/17 3 weeks following the events of the above audio log, Agent McCormick's GPS tracker reactivated in shallow waters off the coast of Tahiti. Retrieval teams recovered Agent McCormick and a fully functioning Tesla Model 3.4 Agent McCormick had sustained significant cybernetic surgical modification, including replacement of the lower jaw and esophagus with a Raptor propulsion device. McCormick was found alive in the trunk of the vehicle, with a hand written note attached to her forehead. Thank you for purchasing from Tesla Incorporated! We deeply regret the conditions under which we are forced to return your representative. An accident occurred when they attempted to prevent the agreed upon dog modification, as stated in Article 1 subsection 3 of our verbal purchase agreement: "Upon purchase, the customer shall cede all dogs in his/her possession for propulsion modification, in preparation for SpaceX's excursion to Enceladus." Please take the time to fill out this survey at [COGNITOHAZARDOUS URL REMOVED]. Your monetary and dog contribution to the Tesla-SpaceX rocket dog initiative is appreciated! We hope you shop with us again. Elon Musk Update: 03/03/18 Upon SCP-3710's following manifestation, a second, identical entity appeared with an equivalent number of canines to the first, matching the description of Agent McCormick's sled team. Agent McCormick's dogs appeared to possess cybernetic enhancements identical to those normally associated with SCP-3710's pre-existing individuals. As of this iteration, it is now believed that SCP-3710 targets Iditarod participants due to the relatively isolated nature of the route, and the conditioned training that their dogs undergo. Given the nature of such incidents, and relatively ineffective nature of SCP-3710-1's bargaining attempts, SCP-3710's requested upgrade to Keter has been denied.s a single dog-sled team

I love that Bob is against Elon musk and his actions. Showing him as a Demon shaped Skaarj extraterrestrial from Unreal 1. And against his brain chip devices and other horrible stuff he do in base reality

@coreym162

9 ай бұрын

I guess you're pro-Apartheid then...

How is this not a "-J" SCP

Ah yes. My boy Elon is now an SCP

Things I've learned today.. Dr Bob hates Elon Musk. 😂

Elon musk mass inventor and CEO

we gotta get elon musk to react to scp 3710-1