"The only reason he was staying in the facility is because he wanted to" Other SCPs: hold up

@bobdaniels9056

3 жыл бұрын

what do scp stand for?

@rsoldat4951

3 жыл бұрын

@@bobdaniels9056 Secure. Contain. Protect.

@agente7202

3 жыл бұрын

Then what CCC stands for?

@rsoldat4951

3 жыл бұрын

@@agente7202 Center for Chaos Containment

@agente7202

3 жыл бұрын

@@rsoldat4951 yes

Imagine creating the universe only just to be called “SCP 343”

@Glitchey

3 жыл бұрын

He doesn't really mind lol

@Jade_0007

3 жыл бұрын

What is a bleach doing here

@snatchertheunfriendlyghost558

3 жыл бұрын

Oh don’t u know it’s scp 4356 the living bleach container

@cloroxbleach8602

3 жыл бұрын

@@snatchertheunfriendlyghost558 oh cool didn’t know that

@snatchertheunfriendlyghost558

3 жыл бұрын

Once u believe that I literally made that up on the spot as a joke

The fact that SCP-343 is the easiest SCP to contain but also the only SCP that can escape in a zeptosecond is insane

@Qwerka

11 ай бұрын

lesser than

@Dragonfruits_

9 ай бұрын

@@QwerkaNegative seconds

@virabotava

5 ай бұрын

@@Dragonfruits_beyond negative seconds

@darionphagoo2287

5 ай бұрын

a zepto second i the speed where the human mind cant process

@cewla3348

3 ай бұрын

@@darionphagoo2287 i dare you to see something happen in a single nanosecond, without guessing.

It makes sense that God would keep coming back. He probably looks at the SCP like little kids trying to restrain an adult, and it’s probably kind of endearing that these particular kids made the best attempt at holding him

So, what I'm hearing is that they essentially turned 343 into an extremely effective on-site therapist.

@Deatlod

3 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@editingfox8023

3 жыл бұрын

yes

@lacidar3752

3 жыл бұрын

Wholesome.

@whyjoel9584

3 жыл бұрын

Didn't have a choice l he do what he wants when he wants it done without thinking twice about it

@horrorking1676

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine him being your therapist

SCP 343: I am God SCP Foundation: No way SCP 343: YAHWEH

@khanjue5511

3 жыл бұрын

All I can say, is damn that’s clever.

@ihaventshoweredin6weeksbut527

3 жыл бұрын

Thats funny for lots of people but not for me because I already know that joke Edit:please stop replying to this I commented this 2 months I don't care about this anymore

@enternamehere7942

3 жыл бұрын

My family thinks im crazy now bc of how loud i laughed at this joke

@isaiah9501

3 жыл бұрын

@@ihaventshoweredin6weeksbut527 No one asked for your Opinion on this matter.

@piratesna7424

3 жыл бұрын

Haha good comment

I love how we’ve managed to turn God into a canon character, and he’s actually a pretty cool guy

@Phoenix_164

Жыл бұрын

I know but the sad thing is that he is not a god he is a wizard he even said that he had i mother and that his name is Matheus ( I think that is his name) you can read that on article scp 6666

@fuzi5303

11 ай бұрын

@@Phoenix_164 his actual name is Matthew but he is called Mathias when interviewed he said it was mattew

i love how chill god is, he literraly can break the phisicks of space, but will just go out to have a buger and talk with you to improve your mood

@tedhubertcrusio372

2 ай бұрын

That's God...😊

@randomman2938

Ай бұрын

You can’t spell physics? lol

@romancatholicgameing

27 күн бұрын

​@@randomman2938 Gotta remember that some people don't have English as their first language.

Soooooo... are we gonna ignore the fact that when 343 was asked to kill 682, he replied, “That is not my creation. Take care of it yourself.”?

@andytorres6052

3 жыл бұрын

There other gods, even scp 343 acknowledged that

@slum7448

3 жыл бұрын

There are many universes and dimensions, 343 probably just made ours

@somerandomguy2991

3 жыл бұрын

Isn't 682 a creation of the scarlet king? That could explain it.

@andytorres6052

3 жыл бұрын

@@somerandomguy2991 no he’s not, but he does acknowledge them

@kritikill7779

3 жыл бұрын

@@andytorres6052 nah 682 is a child of the scarlet king, so therefor he was created by it

As a Christian, I find this to be one of the more humorous SCPs. I just imagine God using the Foundation as if it were a summer home.

@jesusgutierrez7054

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly I did too!

@chocolateshephard

3 жыл бұрын

@NicksFluff .____.

@TheNightWatcher1385

3 жыл бұрын

@NicksFluff No one is in hell who does not truly want to be there.

@borutothelast3730

3 жыл бұрын

Me to

@icyuinvme1170

3 жыл бұрын

@NicksFluff honestly me too

i like how some of these beings are not completely evil, and can even be pleasant to be around.

@joeyamstutz81

2 ай бұрын

secure contain protect, scps are often not evil at all

7:36 I like the part with that big sigh. So refreshing to hear. It's like meeting the Pope up close and personal 😌

scp foundation: *i wonder what things are going through the mind of god* god: *amborger*

@blazingmemeslol8418

3 жыл бұрын

He’s not god.

@kasin3504

3 жыл бұрын

@@blazingmemeslol8418 he has all the powers a god would have so its pretty safe to call him god

@blazingmemeslol8418

3 жыл бұрын

I said he isn’t GOD not he isn’t a god in scp foundation he only has the powers of a high elderly god. The all mighty is the strongest.

@winternightst7001

3 жыл бұрын

@@blazingmemeslol8418 But.. there is an argument you cant destroy .. *Amborger*

@blazingmemeslol8418

3 жыл бұрын

@@winternightst7001 help

God: The only sacrifice I require of you is to offer your life metaphorically. Devote yourself to being good in my Name. Be humble and profess your faith. Me: _Puts burger on the altar_ God: You raise a compelling argument.

@neutral8517

3 жыл бұрын

This is way funnier than it has any right to be

@obsidiankrystal3308

3 жыл бұрын

Made me choke on my fucking pie. As a Christian I just love the idea of meeting God and him being like "Bro... Gotta burger? If ya do it's a free pass to heaven"

@nazareneoftheway3936

3 жыл бұрын

@@obsidiankrystal3308 onm I feel the same.

@8GB215

3 жыл бұрын

@@obsidiankrystal3308 ikr imagen meeting him and he says bro you have a burger? i need one

@hahahaha-yw9ot

3 жыл бұрын

Haha

As a Catholic, this was surprisingly enjoyable to watch

I'm a Christian and I find this SCP hilarious. Has SCP 166(current version, though if would be interesting if the original met him) interacted with God/SCP 343.

@tedhubertcrusio372

2 ай бұрын

God would be like, "Lilith! You're grounded for a week! I told you I was supposed to make a male companion for you! Why did you bother Adam? Now his offspring will think that women are a quirky lot!" SCP-166: "That's because I am quirky, Dad! You're such a fogey!" SCP-343: "Don't use that tone on me young lady! You need a time out!"

@tedhubertcrusio372

2 ай бұрын

SCP-166 may be Lilith, God's wayward sentient female creation...

SCP: walks through walls SCP agents: blocks doors... yeah this is big brain time

@Bouncyboy901

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@apfsds414

3 жыл бұрын

W H E E E E Z E

@stevethepro4761

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@randomlad1157

3 жыл бұрын

XD

@teopetre65

3 жыл бұрын

BRUH

SCP 343: "I created the universe" Also 343: hamburgir

@DonquixoteDLM

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@nvcbl

2 жыл бұрын

maybe that's why he made the universe

@SUBSNOWMAN

2 жыл бұрын

@@nvcbl i dont blame him

@richardcorvo3677

2 жыл бұрын

He created the universe but humans did create delicious foods like hamburgers.

@AkhillesFX

2 жыл бұрын

*hamborgirs*

I think of the God SCP as an owner/developer of this game logging in as a player with access to the console that can change the game's coding/design anytime he wants.

I think what got me was where they returned to 343's cell, and he's just decorating. XD Good work here. Keep it up!

Me at church: puts big mac on alter God: i'll be giving you a personal welcome to heaven

@Sluzyyyyyyy

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@shadowsa2b

3 жыл бұрын

I dont think you can bribe god like that lol

@REDscar9000

3 жыл бұрын

@@shadowsa2b not the REAL god but this god yes

@REDscar9000

3 жыл бұрын

@@shadowsa2b maybe...

@limehe444d

3 жыл бұрын

@@shadowsa2b i mean it’s not a bribe, just an offering

It's hilarious that you didn't depict the agent who spotted God as an undercover agent, and he's just in full tactical gear hiding behind a newspaper.

@comradepivot4570

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@the25fpsmaster24

3 жыл бұрын

Hitman 1-3 Agent 47 style

@the25fpsmaster24

3 жыл бұрын

@Keestin Thomas Thanks man

@cd7677

2 жыл бұрын

He even has a granade lol

@DeepakJava

2 жыл бұрын

At least give him some normal clothes!

3:40 he just did a BLJ without even needing stairs or sitting he is truly god

I see this as an absolute win, god is chill with the foundation and that means they all get to go to heaven! Well I mean most of them at least.

@fuzi5303

11 ай бұрын

Oh my friend he is not the actual god he is a man who has lived since before the great flood in fact he found the body of Noah who started the rain and hid on a mountain for 100 years in terror of what the flood was to escape from if you want to hear more check out scp6666

"So if you created the universe, you created us, right?" "Why yes, that's sort of correct. You're welcome" "And the animals?" "Lots of fun doing it, too." "What about other things?" "Oh ya know, sometimes you have to experiment with something new." "Did you create all of these horrible SCP's?" ":D" "Oh my g... why..." ">:D"

@gamerplays5131

3 жыл бұрын

He didn't create the other scps, most of them fell into our universe from other universes. A few were probably made by 343 like Mr. Deeds for shit and giggles though

@JoshuanKnode

3 жыл бұрын

They asked 343 to do something about SCP-682 and he said “That’s not one of mine”

@arturodejesuscruzcasab9502

3 жыл бұрын

The Scarlet King is most likely responsible for a lot of those. Heck, didn't he technically create SCP-682?

@Gamer_G33k

3 жыл бұрын

343 is just a reality bender that is enjoying the lavish life style hes getting from the Foundation

@Mark-Wilson

3 жыл бұрын

WRONG PROBABLY SOMEONE ELSE HE IS NOT EVEN GOD HE JUST A POWERFUL REALITY BENDER why does everybody believe his lies in canon and out of it@@gamerplays5131

imagine scp 343 and scp 999 trying to calm and make all the scps peaceful

@katheryn5598

3 жыл бұрын

That would prob work

@bui1derdude436

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@benwoodruff8842

3 жыл бұрын

Nice

@pqcowboychanel

3 жыл бұрын

Actually 343 probably wouldn’t be able to see 999. You see during his in counter with the lizard he couldn’t see the lizard and said it wasn’t one of his. The lizard is the son of the scarlet king so the tickle monster/999. So 343 wouldn’t see it and it wouldn’t see him

@dominik8079

3 жыл бұрын

@@pqcowboychanel no, he knew of him, he just couldn't control him. He referd to it as his child in an interview and said "Many of my children have strayed from their paths" when he was asked why did he create the SCPs

So he is a keter class but just like to chill with people, what a nice guy.

@tyreekhillthecheetah

2 ай бұрын

hes a safe scp according to his file.

He is probably the reason the world is still intact

"well, he likes hamburgers" is probably the best thing to say to someone when they want to know something about a SCP he's going to visit.

@rickparsent9632

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/naB7y8GQipSdhZM.html

@marcobisi7768

3 жыл бұрын

@@rickparsent9632 kzread.info/dash/bejne/fKuixaOKpdXSoc4.html

@weischreiner

3 жыл бұрын

@@marcobisi7768 good job

@Gordon519

3 жыл бұрын

"trying to disprove 343 to 343 is just a horrible idea, researchers are still studying the resulting paperweight so heavy that 343 should not be able to lift it" - things doctor bright is not allowed to do at the foundation

@faisalhussain603

3 жыл бұрын

If he's the Abrahamic God that the Hamburger would be very ironic

I like how God is just such a big deal to these guys, because they literally can’t do anything and he has them at his will, which is both accurate and terrifying.

@adad87821

2 жыл бұрын

as god should be

@daiamonto2517

2 жыл бұрын

at least he understands that would be unfair to smite anyone just because you can

@jennpark8559

2 жыл бұрын

God is chill wants to see if people will make the correct choices for the greater good. Is all about personal autonomy and, allows man to make mistakes (even at God's expense) and, only then does God show power or influence.

@theskyworrier

2 жыл бұрын

One of the Scp 001 theories

@josephThaPimp

2 жыл бұрын

@Plank Scale I think that might imply (in a fourth wall breaking fashion) that this man is not actually god, but a powerful reality bender, as the foundation deduced

SCP 343: I'm bored *enters creative mode*

the SCP foundation really found god and decided "let's contain him"

If you're feeling useless, remember: scp contains a harmless scp in a room he can easily get out of

@eter8036

2 жыл бұрын

Not really, he stayed in the room because he wanted to.

@digthis18

2 жыл бұрын

It does say multiple time that he returns to his "containment cell" cuz he wants to sooooooo

@stonwall9065

2 жыл бұрын

Heh Not exactly harmless. We’re in a grace period right now. The last one…

@bread4197

2 жыл бұрын

@@stonwall9065 let me guess, rapture?

@InnerEagle

2 жыл бұрын

@@eter8036 He literally expands that room for the confort of his guests

"He now seems to be breaking the laws of physics." In a world like this you would think that the laws of physics will no longer exists

@SpaceAce11VR

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@vampireman8800

3 жыл бұрын

would be more like the laws of god

@Shooting-with-sparks

3 жыл бұрын

Especially when you have IKEA skin monsters...yes I said SKIN MONSTERS

@lala-dodo

3 жыл бұрын

So any anomaly that breaks real life laws of physics wouldn't be an anomaly in their world.

@Youngkal.

3 жыл бұрын

Lol u can't break smt u made meaning the laws of physics

I’m Catholic and heard about SCP 343 few years ago and I do like these Christian SCPs. Now whether he is God or aspect of God or some really powerful reality bender, it’s an amazing scp

@muhammadzariff7075

9 ай бұрын

Nothing about him is Christian though? SCP 343 as a God is essentially every Abrahamic religions view of God.

@ObliviAce

6 ай бұрын

​@@muhammadzariff7075 "There is nothing christian about him" "He has every aspect of the abrahamic religions" Christianity is an Abraham religion 😭

I love how all the Gods in the scp universe are all meant to taken as a joke but seemingly normal people can destroy the fucking world

I am an african american woman of australian descent

@de4threap3rkelpy53

3 жыл бұрын

Vegan teacher be runnin fast

@Mandalorian_John

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine Burger king or McDonald's hearing that God likes their burgers

@imperialguardsman5929

3 жыл бұрын

Vegans: Time to cancel god on Twitter! God: * *deletes Twitter* * Vegans: * *screams* *

@RaulDiaz-mp8ms

3 жыл бұрын

Vegan: I mean...Wouldn't it be okay for God to eat a hamburger since God created everything that makes up a hamburger?

@jeka4071

3 жыл бұрын

Vegans are stupid

Leave god alone he just wants to enjoy his hamburger

@rodrigosalinas8321

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@3ch0h3art4

3 жыл бұрын

#letgodeattheburger

@milkbreadrealworking2022

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@pipebombmerchant

3 жыл бұрын

scp 999

@JaymanRBX

3 жыл бұрын

no, scp343 was just enjoying his food

I know the SCP contains strange things that cant be explained, but if he's just a friendly guy who can phase through walls and likes to teleport to high locations to simply get a nice view, just let him go, he's not going to do any harm obviously.

A being that even I can’t comprehend. A being that might have created you and possibly also me. A being that could be described as the friend we never knew. A being with a voice soothing yet intimidating. A being that is a gentleman. A being that is God.

Despite being probably the safest SCP to contain, 343 is also probably the only one who managed to completely subvert his containment and Foundation had to just roll over and accept it. Ponder on it for a moment.

@adad87821

2 жыл бұрын

hes only containted because he chooses to be god could leave at anytime he wanted to despite the amount of security or lack there of

@1mol831

2 жыл бұрын

@@adad87821 he’s technically Apollyon class if he decides he wants to escape and wreck havoc, there’s no countermeasure against him it seems.

@jer2689

2 жыл бұрын

If it really is the Christian god. Then he would be both contained and not contained.

@mauser98kar

2 жыл бұрын

@@1mol831 Nah. If he is who he claim he is, then it is not an Apollyon class at all. You see, to designate some entity as an Apollyon you must live long enough to recognise and categorise the threat. And if he is who he claim he is, he won't give you this time. So he won't be an Apollyon. Everyone will just instantly cease to be.

@Waffle-dog

2 жыл бұрын

@@mauser98kar so what class would he be then? …is there even a class for that 😃🤚 that’s sounds scurry

God creats humans: Humans: lets lockup dad now"

@alexandergerdes4746

3 жыл бұрын

"Lock up" more like ask if he would please stay where he is. :,D

@isaiah9501

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure he willingly wanted to stay.

@jeremybrimmer1990

3 жыл бұрын

Kid: lays across dad's ankles Dad: oh no!

@lzylay

3 жыл бұрын

let's "try" to lockup dad now

@mstrfool

3 жыл бұрын

Come on. What kid hasn't thought about locking dad up?

SCP-343 be like: "ight imma head out"

As a Christian and writer, I loved this one! It's very well written.

@RU_HKR

2 жыл бұрын

Especially the hamburger part 😂😂😂🍔🍔🍔

@celestialsatheist1535

10 ай бұрын

Better then the bible I must say

Foundation: "So what can you tell us about the future?" SCP 343: "Imagine a line breaking off into multiple other lines."

@icte3335

2 жыл бұрын

is this a loki reference

@breezysuperfam4578

2 жыл бұрын

@@icte3335 It does happen in the scp universe too

@leysont

2 жыл бұрын

@ amogus

@thisisabackupemail2264

2 жыл бұрын

@ There's a popular SCP SFM animated series where they interrogate and interact with certain SCPS. 682, 035, and 049(?) are some of the few. It has well done voice acting and the like.

@SexyTimeWithTaylor

2 жыл бұрын

@@thisisabackupemail2264 link?

I like when there are powerful benevolent SCPs. They help explain why the world hasn't ended 100 times over when you think of it

@stibiumowl

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, I was short before thinking all benevolent SCPs are weak.

@caldw615

2 жыл бұрын

To a degree but if his claims are true and he is in fact the creator of everything then he's also responsible for the existence of some utterly horrible SCP's like the Yule Man with no real rhyme or reason for doing so that we know of.

@fil2337

2 жыл бұрын

@@caldw615 Not all scps are his creations tho, god said himself that scp 682 isnt one of his own and told the foundation to deal with it themselves

@caldw615

2 жыл бұрын

@@fil2337 682 is most likely from another dimension since it is likely a descendent of the Scarlet King who is from another dimension. So he was telling the truth about being the creator of his universe then he wouldn't be wrong about things from outside that reality, but he'd still be responsible for the vast majority of SCP's in the Foundations reality.

@driveasandwich6734

2 жыл бұрын

@@caldw615 Think about it like this: if there were no SCPs, there would stop being stories in this universe.

Something that just occurred to me... could the reason we have lost so much of that "magic" feeling to the world be because people have been containing any being that has anything to do with supernatural powers? Even the friendly ones?

@BeatUpToys

Жыл бұрын

Maybe

If I were an 05 agent and had the chance to talk to SCP 343, I'd ask him about his children, particularly about one that may be guarding something important, and in possession of a large flaming sword.

He's wholesome, which is rare for the scp foundation

@eybrr8928

3 жыл бұрын

@The Lord Bill *happy

@jeffwolcott7815

3 жыл бұрын

@The Lord Bill 5094 is also quite nice and helpful as sentient computer programs go.

@thanhdanhvu5886

3 жыл бұрын

What about SCP - 131?

@sebastiancalvey1226

3 жыл бұрын

Well He IS God. Ya Know ABBA Father, Jehovah Etc. Just dont Piss Him off

@ok8882

2 жыл бұрын

131 and 999

343: "Anyway, I'mma head out." Guard: "Wait, no." 343: "Want me to pick anything up for you?" Guard: "Stop!" 343: "I'll get you a burger." Guard: "That's illegal!"

@3ch0h3art4

3 жыл бұрын

Cashier: sir what can I get you? God: 2 cheese burgers Cashier: is that all? God: yes Cashier: the tota- HEY WHERE ARE YOU GOING? HOW DID YOU GET THAT? you know what i don't get paid enough for this

@quincyrobertbumpass

3 жыл бұрын

343: "I'm back heres the burger" Guard: "HOW!?" 343: "I'm God" Guard: "NO YOU AREN'TTTT

@reaperscythe4579

3 жыл бұрын

Guard: "Ew, it's got the pickle still on it." 343: "No it doesn't." Guard: "Yes it does! Look! Wait, where'd it go?" 343: **Munch, munch** "Who knows?"

@quincyrobertbumpass

3 жыл бұрын

343: "i like burger ingredients well I like burgers so-" Guard: "I'm pretty sure everyone knows that you like burgers" 343: "I'm out." Guard: "hey get over here! I wanna keep talking to you!" 343: "you like burgers?" Guard: **sighs**

@reaperscythe4579

3 жыл бұрын

@Dragongamer 7 Fixed the ice cream machine?! He really *IS* God!!

For those wondering why "God" is SCP-343, 7 is considered a holy number in Abrahamic faith. And 3 could refer to a trinity, aka the Holy Trinity. So 7^3 (or 7x7x7)=343. There's actually another deity in SCP lore with an apt designation: SCP-3125. Believed to be the God of the Fifthists, its SCP number is equal to 5^5

Id love to see the cross test of scp-343 and scp-999. It would be the most wholesome meeting ever.

This comments section is just: 1: spiritual arguments 2: BORGER

@mstrfool

3 жыл бұрын

Hmm, could God create a burger so big he couldn't eat it?

@kortojoz

3 жыл бұрын

@@mstrfool ah yes the borger argument

@dyme6924

3 жыл бұрын

@@mstrfool the god borger paradox

@claudiosalangka3207

3 жыл бұрын

I died reading this comment XD

@mstrfool

3 жыл бұрын

@@claudiosalangka3207 Starts CPR and hopes it's not too late....

It’s cool to see that there’s all types of scps, half are dangerous, half are friendly, ect ect, it’s so cool

i love how he can be the most friendly scp but can also be the most deadly at the same time

SCP Staff: Hey "God", how about you take care of all these monsters that are running around killing people. 343: Let me finish my burger and I'll think about it.

@aureliaionescu3885

3 жыл бұрын

@@ziimulhah3223 he is known as the second most powerful spc

@diobrando7348

3 жыл бұрын

@@aureliaionescu3885 whos more powerful

@apricotmadness4850

3 жыл бұрын

@@diobrando7348 SCP 001- The Scarlet King.

@handledav

2 жыл бұрын

@@apricotmadness4850 scarlet king is not more powerful than god

@sans4124

2 жыл бұрын

@@handledav yes he is Scarlet king does not exist in this universe this scp only created this universe

"God works in mysterious ways" -SCP foundations

@vampireman8800

3 жыл бұрын

**asks for hamborgler cause yummy**

@Based-Anti-Theist

3 жыл бұрын

As a Norse god, can confirm.

Am I the only one who felt heartbroken when the guard said that God himself seemed lonely? What i would give to just have a 10 minute talk with him! It's so heartwarming how he acts. He enjoys being in the company of the SCP Foundation

@l0sts0ul89

Ай бұрын

Due to him being God we can't really imagine anything about him, he seems lonely but that's what we think? One can presume the body he uses is an avatar that's more "human"

Marvel's The One Above All: "Hi, nice to meet me" SCP-343: "Hi, nice to meet me"

@buckshotpower4646

3 жыл бұрын

hello pls notice me

@tiky4179

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh u need to tell me ur secret. Can u be a damned SCP too appearing everywhere now come to think of it

@funnyman9406

3 жыл бұрын

I meet you again

@user-ru2sb9yk8k

3 жыл бұрын

OMG can't believe i can also find you in an non-anime channel bro................your everywhere yet nowhere

@funnyman9406

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-ru2sb9yk8k fuck you silva

bruh imagine interviewing a “normal” old guy when he just walks away though a wall and comes back with a burger sorry: BORGER, or, borgir, or burgir or, burbur or, borgar or, borgr

@Assarict

3 жыл бұрын

NO NOT BURGER *Borger*

@haidzk3k

3 жыл бұрын

*B O R G E R*

@theprimarysage3814

2 жыл бұрын

I would had done that too if I could xD

@swiftcodm3457

2 жыл бұрын

No B O R G I R

@zenmeteor9474

2 жыл бұрын

@@Assarict a "burgir"

This is so wholesome in another level. 10:42 "He's right there where we left Him. In His home, waiting for His next guess." That sounds very warm but idk why. Well might diggin' the bible again tonight XD

the researcher watching 343 breach containment and grabbing a hamburger: 👁️ 👄 👁️

1:36 my man reading the news to look inconspicuous while wearing full tac gear

@scp049leplaguedocter3

3 жыл бұрын

I was about say that

@SilverVolo

3 жыл бұрын

Wait so the guy near my house whispering into a radio and wearing armour isnt normal!?

@Nezha_Main

3 жыл бұрын

Wat armor? All I see is a newspaper

@3838COTB

3 жыл бұрын

2:44 Look at his nose and eyes. You can't unsee it.

@Jan_Elite

3 жыл бұрын

@@3838COTB stop

Narrotor: that’s what the c of scp stands for *containment* Me: it’s cheese *special cheese pizza*

@bobdaniels9056

3 жыл бұрын

LOL Special Cheese Pizza Facility. Gave me an idea for a roblox game, gotta remember the controls.

@iffahnurdian

3 жыл бұрын

a great idea for a pizza somewhere, scp pizza 4 types of cheese, stuffed crust, sounds yummy

@muhamadm1481

3 жыл бұрын

@@bobdaniels9056lol

@user-oas

3 жыл бұрын

@@bobdaniels9056 well u better tell me the link to that game

@joltsthevolt8233

3 жыл бұрын

It’s: Snap Crackle Pop

Turns out our creator's pretty chill

It could be that SCP-343 has the ability to be in many places at the same time. Like he can make infinite copies of himself. Even if one was staying at a containment site he would still be able to wonder around the earth or maybe even the universe at the same time. If he really has the powers of “God” he should technically be able to be everywhere at once including every point in the timeline and every dimension that exist or has every existed at the same time. Not saying SCP-343 is “God” he could just be an incredibly powerful reality bender who is either pretending to be “God” or really believes himself to be. Either way it’s a good thing he doesn’t seem to want to do harm since it doesn’t seem like the Foundation could stop him if he did

Honestly, if a genie gave me 3 wishes i would just say "give me scp 343's abilities" and then I'd grant the genies wishes

@VorteX_SH

3 жыл бұрын

*Big brain moment*

@Curseycubey

3 жыл бұрын

You must go to lamp

@fullmetaltheorist

3 жыл бұрын

Someone get this man A magic lamp ASAP.

@jacobrutzke691

2 жыл бұрын

The only powers you would get would to be able to control people's mind (Read the entire story)

@pureintellectualbeing3575

2 жыл бұрын

bog brain

Interrogator: why did u leave my prayers on read? God: H A M B U R G E R

@1david1r47

3 жыл бұрын

gotta enjoy a nice borgar sometimes

@dgjm7129

3 жыл бұрын

Interrogator: understandable, have a nice day

@BUBBLEICE50

3 жыл бұрын

where’s your profile?

@muhammadnabeel2180

3 жыл бұрын

No no that's where you're wrong... its *H A M B U R B U R*

@3838COTB

3 жыл бұрын

2:44 Look at his nose and eyes. You can't unsee it.

I love how they tried to contain someone who made the universe

Go make SCP-343 meet SCP-001 the gate guardian one

I love this scp. Makes me smile to think God's just chilling eating borgers and chatting with his creations. Just using the SCP foundation as a summer home or something

@Nasty-Noscope

3 жыл бұрын

Aww yes borgers

@criticalgaming5936

2 жыл бұрын

@@Nasty-Noscope I also want a borger

@Clownvibes-os3tp

2 жыл бұрын

@@criticalgaming5936 ngl them borgers be slapping

@MushroomManC

2 жыл бұрын

Bōrgir

@Fr1endly7

2 жыл бұрын

I mean if I created everything the last place I would think of going for a vacation in the mortal world would be a place where the most dangerous world destroying creatures such as neck snapping sculptures and immortal lizards are kept but seems fun

I like this scp. He's so wholesome. I just have the biggest smile ever.

@Crusader-7382

3 жыл бұрын

He isn’t too wholesome

@GxldieLocs

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe he affects people through phones? Gotta write that down

@iplay4459

3 жыл бұрын

and scp-999

@brysn_is_sad1496

3 жыл бұрын

You should see scp999

@unknownwolf4046

3 жыл бұрын

@@doggypilled this odd the SCP foundation tracking me I never been to there website I did Tracert the-scp foundation its creepy me out

I like the idea of putting up more security for him than the old man and he just waltzes last it

I forget, did 999 ever meet 343? While 999 and its siblings such as 682 aren’t of 343’s making, I feel like he’d appreciate the hard work our gelatinous friend puts in to protecting people and making them feel happy.

@liamwilson12345

4 күн бұрын

Yes

I'd like to think SCP 343 likes to check in the the D-Class, just to talk with them, and to make them feel less lonely.

@helvarstark4282

2 жыл бұрын

Same here though, to remind them of their purpose (even if it is to suffer, it still serves a purpose) and that God loves them no matter what Yes, this is supercanon(TM) now

@timtierackic1078

2 жыл бұрын

"But theyre murderers!"

@Namerco

2 жыл бұрын

*y e s*

@RandomPerson-sh1fe

2 жыл бұрын

And you know just comfort them when it could be they’re last day alive since they’re literal guinea pigs to the scp foundation.

@PandaAchievement

Жыл бұрын

@@timtierackic1078 "Have you read my best selling book? They're kittens"

I love how the SCP foundation just casually houses god

@abelieverofjesuschrist

5 ай бұрын

I thought god would be in heaven on his throne, watching all of us from above

I think his number has a special meaning. 7 is a holy number, especially saying 7 times 7 times 7. 7 times 7 times 7 is 343. This means that God has the holiest of containment numbers.

@robert.7230

Жыл бұрын

Wow that's random.

@tacticool_weeb8450

Жыл бұрын

@@robert.7230 this explains the halo games references

@robert.7230

Жыл бұрын

@@tacticool_weeb8450 you have a point.

Other scps: plain old ass cell Scp 343: a litteral mansion inside

SCP Jesus: *BREAKING LAWS OF PHYSICS BY MAKING HIS INSIDE ROOM BIGGER* SCP Ikea: Dude you stole my laws of physics breaker

@idiotpoly1594

3 жыл бұрын

caz god made lkea

@ricardomartinez19857

3 жыл бұрын

@@idiotpoly1594 yap

@dan_the_swag_man6937

3 жыл бұрын

God bought his furniature from the infinite ikea

@Joseph_S_Clark

3 жыл бұрын

@Ian NG they’re not bro. It’s a trinity for a reason.

@david6054

3 жыл бұрын

​@Ian NG They are and yet they are not. Also: Haha Lana look, he thinks God is people!

Researchers when they need to question SCP-343: *ADIOS*

@3838COTB

3 жыл бұрын

2:44 Look at his nose and eyes. You can't unsee it.

@vincenramirez3534

3 жыл бұрын

@@3838COTB ?

@defcon4215

3 жыл бұрын

Rahil Bilal I just got it

@llamadasinrespuesta4631

3 жыл бұрын

Funny because god in Spanish is dios...

@sidthesinger5508

3 жыл бұрын

A Dios literally means to God

He must be pretty proud of the Foundation for protecting Humanity, so I guess that's why he hangs out there.

Anime: thumbnail Netflix adaptation: animation

God: *gets a hamburger* Scp foundation: wait, thats illegal

@amazeangelogames3165

2 жыл бұрын

imagine if that was a human flesh or Pig flesh

I WANT PICTURES, PICTURES OF 343, AND I WANT THEM ON MY DESK YESTERDAY, YOU GOT THAT PARKER?

@michaelchi1336

3 жыл бұрын

Thing is Peter might be able to get a photo, God in marvel aka the one above all personally takes interest in him

@jovielove4022

3 жыл бұрын

OMG IM NOT ALONE

@KrOnIc343

3 жыл бұрын

Could I get a pay in advance?

@God-qh8vy

3 жыл бұрын

Nah mah g

@DatboiJonsey

3 жыл бұрын

@@KrOnIc343 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 You serious?

Give God the Respect and Glory he deserves 🙏 and you may get a glimpse into his house 🏠 🙏 ❤

Nobody: SCP-343: 🍔😊👍

*Everyone happier after meeting SCP-343* SCP-999: THEY TOOK OUR JOB!

@tagnetorare5401

3 жыл бұрын

Day durka der

@cascas9656

3 жыл бұрын

SCP 387 be like: I see no god up here OTHER THAN ME!!

@alopleorange2152

3 жыл бұрын

@@cascas9656 quite literally

@3838COTB

3 жыл бұрын

SCP-343 is like a good friend, and SCP-999 is like your puppy.

@3838COTB

3 жыл бұрын

2:44 Look at his nose and eyes. You can't unsee it.

Ones like this are more interesting to me because they're not just another killing machine

@geraldyeager7652

2 жыл бұрын

The ones that are thumaniel are interesting

@tinguspingus4983

2 жыл бұрын

Like scp 5031?

@ehab1300

2 жыл бұрын

I agree but thumaniel SCPs are interesting, but Keter and Euclid scps all feel the same

@stibiumowl

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, killing machines are enough in RL already.

@PseudonymX

2 жыл бұрын

SCP-5031: Did someone call me?

Sounds like a good move by god. Staying in a place free of rent and people. Mostly. Well if he was living out in the world and word got out. Religious people will travel from all over the world to meet him. He would never know peace. But behind a secure secret facility with the local guards keeping in company is a great move.

I like the idea that God is just some chill old guy who likes brightening people's days and giving out sound advice. Makes me think he actually is among us but people know him as "Dave" or something similar who runs a small shop in a town somewhere and people just love going to see him.

This channel is the greatest fan service SCP nerds can have. The animation and the narration is amazing. Great work guys. This channel will be the mainstream SCP source of info for people who are too lazy to read. Ill be sticking around watching it grow.

@2k10_10

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you

@gas.4872

3 жыл бұрын

YOU ARE SO RELATABLE :D

@hevillepeacefoot8647

3 жыл бұрын

All the other scp fan channels are better, like the rubber, and dr bob

@Raccon_Detective.

3 жыл бұрын

@@hevillepeacefoot8647 Alsp volgun and scp illustrated.

@DJmonke123

3 жыл бұрын

@@hevillepeacefoot8647 In my opinion all of them are equally good.

This is just the "Dont make me come down there you punk" quote made SCP

@DOGOO44

3 жыл бұрын

stan lee ?

@starrblx2504

3 жыл бұрын

Wait what

@DOGOO44

3 жыл бұрын

@@starrblx2504 from spiderman homecoming

@starrblx2504

3 жыл бұрын

@@DOGOO44 Not u I mean Im shock that this guy made 2 comment and it become top comment

@3838COTB

3 жыл бұрын

2:44 Look at his nose and eyes. You can't unsee it.

God does not make enemies, he only makes friends

I think it’s hilarious that the first proof of god appeared in Prague in the modern era just walking down some open street

I swear to God if this is another attempt to get me to church-

@MrGermandeutsch

3 жыл бұрын

Your Comment has two points that made me giggle. Thank God for that.

@mstrfool

3 жыл бұрын

If god made nature and man made churches, seems like worshipping at what god made would be more respectful. IMHO.

@MrGermandeutsch

3 жыл бұрын

@@mstrfool I certainly wouldn't want anyone to worship whatever the hell I'm making all the time.

@mstrfool

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrGermandeutsch ... Well now... That's a perspective I hadn't considered. Hard to thank you for that image... But still. Well done. I do feel I should point out that the content of the internet and TV would suggest that this happens anyway. Still, can't say as I like the idea you brought up either.

@MrGermandeutsch

3 жыл бұрын

@@mstrfool Unexpected, yet highly appreciated response.

"He now seems to be breaking the laws of physics" *triggered Issac Newton noises*

@VorteX_SH

3 жыл бұрын

**Newton with red glowing eyes**

@K_123edits

2 жыл бұрын

Newton: *invents physics* God: *walks through wall* Newton *YOU LIL BI-*

@IDK-hn5vi

2 жыл бұрын

@@K_123edits Newton: Listen here you little shi-

You know what would be perfect? A scp lie detector which is a lie detector that works 100% of the time

I'm really happy with this SCP, he would be a great grandfather

Fun fact: In the tale "The Gate Opens", SCP-343 deems the right time for His angelic armies to lay waste on Earth so it would reborn as a paradise

@TheTiredBard

3 жыл бұрын

So wait. Is he _really_ god, or just a high level reality bender? I am a bit confused.

@hamzamalik7851

3 жыл бұрын

Nah he is a mind warper his so powerful that he considers himself a god

@hamzamalik7851

3 жыл бұрын

And yeah if you don't believe him he will wipe you out of existence

@TheTiredBard

3 жыл бұрын

But how would he have an angelic army? Is that an illusion or does he really have angels?

@TheTiredBard

3 жыл бұрын

Oh and one thing. We could prove if he is god or not by putting him together with SCP-001 the Gatekeeper. The gatekeeper is an angel after all, and if he would be god he would be allowed to pass through the gate.

Fun fact: when photographed using SCP-978 (the desire camera), the photo showed him just as he posed for it, indicating either he's so powerful that he breaks other anomalies, or he already has everything he wants.

@alkaupadhyay7650

3 жыл бұрын

Still he should have hamburger in his hands

@Darasilverdragon

3 жыл бұрын

I mean it makes sense When you're such a powerful reality bender that you effectively have a built-in Infinity Gauntlet, there's really no point in having 'desires' anymore. Anything you could ever possibly want, you just... _make_ It's really no wonder he's so chilled