dad, tom cruise won't come out of the closet!!

@tengo2195

9 жыл бұрын

AND THEN I PULL OUT MY GUN!!!

@edwinm1

8 жыл бұрын

+sjon sjonnie Now I'm in the closet, now I'm in the closet too...

@dylpickle0192

7 жыл бұрын

Martin D Holy shit, I'm literally watching that episode now and Stan said that as I read your comment! XD

@Vinni-2K

6 жыл бұрын

Martin D i just watched that episode xD Its season 9 episode 12

@goldenmemes51

6 жыл бұрын

dylan its the law of attraction

This made more sense than the whole 10 min video of Tom Cruise talking in circles.

@bullshitstomper9417

3 жыл бұрын

Let’s crank it up a notch m.kzread.info/dash/bejne/lqZ4x6ShZ86Zgrg.html

@mamabear3887

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@geekdivaherself

Жыл бұрын

​@@bullshitstomper9417, the video you link to is unavailable.

@Rlrlrl1962

Жыл бұрын

He’s a movie star…

@walkawaycat431

11 ай бұрын

30 minutes, it was edited. Let that sink in. 🤣😂

I'm more confused than before this vid

@gavinblower1475

5 жыл бұрын

Miss Jackie that’s because it’s nonsense! Hogwash I tell you!

@AMPProf

5 ай бұрын

I hast to say boogity boo boogity bo hmm yaas hmm

@Taetae695

2 ай бұрын

You just stole the comment I was going to post I came here for fucking answers not more questions dammit 😂

If you want to narrate a video, 1. S l o w ... down. 2. Articulate clearly. 3. Make sure the microphone is close to your mouth. 4. Do a sound check.

@peterpiper7441

9 жыл бұрын

Red18tiger Well that was rather a long time ago. ;(

@andan04

9 жыл бұрын

Red18tiger Good point. In 2008, everyone talked really, really fast. Remember that? It was crazy! As with the 1980s' acid-wash jeans, now I look back on our 2008 rapid-fire speak and think, "Honest to Peter Piper, what were we thinking?" In retrospect, we didn't save ourselves any time, having always to backtrack to ask, "Huh?"

@GoogleAccount-cj6gy

8 жыл бұрын

+andan04 Great summation! haha

@Randsurfer

8 жыл бұрын

+Peter Piper Maybe he wrote the headline "Scientology in 100 seconds" before he wrote the script.

@StephenBenner7

8 жыл бұрын

Very good advice ... also write the script so that there is a logical sequence of information leading to a conclusion rather than a random assemblage of trivial facts.

you forgot the part where Hubbard was a direct descendent of Xenu 75 millions years ago.

@stevefurytv

9 жыл бұрын

That doesnt make sense since Xenu apparently enslaved humans..he was the bad guy. There is no god in Scientology. Just aliens...and volcanos...and stuff. lol

@chadofisher947

6 жыл бұрын

sarcasim gaming "this cult makes no sense" meaning what exactly?

@ferrygirl100

5 жыл бұрын

Yes, he was formed when a Zenudian took a crap! And he remained remained a turd and his son became another turd and the remaining turd should be flushed.

@jojones4685

5 жыл бұрын

@@stevefurytv Xenu inslaves other aliens

@AMPProf

5 ай бұрын

No thats Jesus

THIS IS WHAT SCIENTOLOGISTS ACTUALLY BELIEVE!

@byDamo

9 жыл бұрын

lol #CartmanBrah

@susanduren102

8 жыл бұрын

+Zak Rosenfeld south park amazing

@Asian_Kid

6 ай бұрын

All these replies are old. Someone please reply.

@Naiobia

6 ай бұрын

​@@Asian_Kid Hi. Looking into this because it's trending on tik tok

@erisdiscordia7439

6 ай бұрын

swag #OTP23

This video tells me almost nothing about Scientology itself.

@le3686

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, about his core believe

@anecte6639

2 ай бұрын

I don’t get sh- PPL r like it’s bad etc a scam wtr and I’m like IDK what it is?? Like a guy who made a cult ig and what??

@eyekink

2 ай бұрын

@@anecte6639it’s a group

@amorinaestudillo97

Ай бұрын

⁠​⁠@@anecte6639it is essentially based upon a very twisted and cynical set of beliefs. one of the primary beliefs being that human beings were once gods and that we have devolved to this state, and we are now capable of anything and everything as long as that is our main and only focus. scientology compensates for human flaws by guaranteeing that you are capable of being a god because you *once were one*. it is really insane if you think about that dynamic. wholeheartedly believing you are god himself or itself. while scientology also consists of positive word of mouth such as “treat others how you want to be treated”, the “church”, per se, is built upon a system that idolizes power through wealth and construct, and it defaces the humanity of anyone who joins it. and, frankly, all it takes for someone to join is naivety and open-mindedness, because soon enough they will have made you sign an nda shutting off all connection to your family and friends- making you work 80 hours a week for a few thousand dollars a year. it is sick stuff.

@ilikepinacoladasandgetting896

Ай бұрын

​@anecte6639 bro just speak plain and simple English! 😂

you forgot to mention the part where "L Ron Hubbard" shot a log because he thought it was an enemy ship AND, Shelled a Mexican island...

Very funny but disturbing at the same time. Shows how simple minds can be turned so easily. Love the slide where Tom is jumping on Oprahs couch

@VanillaV4

3 ай бұрын

After 12 years I want to tell you im also Australian

Left out how it was started as a way around paying taxes.

It's actually 101 seconds, I have counted . ( I know , that's sad).

@Grodt4e

7 жыл бұрын

Orion's Star the sad part is that you actually counted...1 min + 41 seconds =101

@hikkisummers4798

4 жыл бұрын

@@Grodt4e he was joking idiot

The audio is very low.

@mrminmax

9 жыл бұрын

Barnacules Nerdgasm woah what are you doin here

@FindNinja

9 жыл бұрын

Barnacules Nerdgasm You have cool things.

@BobBob-yr4qo

9 жыл бұрын

Barnacules Nerdgasm are you a sciotoligist

The entire thing was shown at USC on May 3rd. I don't know if the entire thing has been uploaded anywhere yet though. But it was basically a student mini-documentary shown among 7 other mini-documentaries, and the audience really seemed to dig it.

@909mm

6 ай бұрын

We love lore for a 15 year old youtube vid 🙏🙏

@pencil6711

6 ай бұрын

samn this comment is old

LRH was part carnival huckster, part failed sci-fi writer, part false prophet, and part occultist.

thanks for making that short.. whoever edited it!!

Really professional audio and announcing there, ace. I could make out about three words.

I remember when people made a big deal out of stuff like this being 101 seconds long

What are these words? I am a Muslim and I am not convinced with these words at all

Actually Hubbard came up with the idea behind Dianetics with a Sci-Fi Writers Club in the late 1940s.. He complained that sci-fi writing only paid a penny per word, then one of his colleagues suggested:"why not start your own religeon, you don't have to pay any taxes"

Wow.. That book is amazing. Thank you so much for the share.

I want to view the leaked Tom Cruise video. Can it still be found on the web?

@ID-lg4js

9 жыл бұрын

yup, on youtube, they added it back because it violated no copywright law whatsoever. just look for 'tom cruise scientology'. he's definitely tripping a little..

@oblioblivion6138

9 жыл бұрын

Thanks Loana, I found it.

Dangerous group of people

@Armuotas

9 жыл бұрын

You might be right about that. The nuance in the statement is - to WHO? This you have to answer to yourself. ;)

@Hacimo1 the 'explanation' was one of the funniest sequences ever. I remember killing myself laughing :)

A psychiatrist from my country(Serbia) was L. Ron Habard pupil. When psychiatrist went back in Serbia, he founded his own cult. He ,, taught" people regression, dianetics, and other stuff. His name ia Zivorad Mihajlovic Slavinski. Slavinski, which he gave himself is a person he was in past life. Crazy guy

Xenu rocks. I mean, seriously, under Xenu's rule we had full employment, a top-class healthcare system, crime rates at an all time low and a golden age of peace and prosperity. Really I blame the "loyal officers" for trying to seize power for themselves.

@Layla-wp7jb

7 ай бұрын

I still don’t know who xenu is

@adamb2456

7 ай бұрын

​@@Layla-wp7jbAll this scientology stuff Is nonsense anyway

@Layla-wp7jb

7 ай бұрын

@@adamb2456 for real

@sumtingwong8135

6 ай бұрын

​@@adamb2456all religion is

@adamb2456

6 ай бұрын

@@sumtingwong8135 Well...each to their own...

soooo...what is scientology??....

@missxspencer1538

2 жыл бұрын

It just IS, ok?!?

This was published over 15 years ago and not much has changed in the lunacy department. All praise LRH and Xenu, the "Wall of Fire."

YOU'RE SO SUED! Lol! that South Park episode gets me every time!

WOW dude my eyes have been opened!as a proud Anastarist i thank you for blessing me oh brother. (you are so true man i mean how stupid could you be to actually believe the words of a science fiction writer talking about aliens and soulcatchers...i just can't believe some people)

I am no Scientologist but from the facts I know so far people fear the unknown, which in this situation is Scientology. Physical, Personal, Mental, and Spiritual even Social Empowerment so far is what I have put together about the little I know about Scientology... Feel free to further educate me on the 'meat' if the group

Love the pictures!

you've really got to wonder how Hubbard got the first person in

Scientology. . I don't think that's a religion.

Interestingly, Dawkins wrote of a small island like off the coast of Africa or ykno somewhere. There was an american military plane that crashed on the island, the pilot was withdrawn without speaking much to the natives and things went on. Thirty someodd years later american or whoever went to retrieve the wreckage (who knows why) and it turned out that the natives worshiped the plane, believing if they were honorable and virtuous, eventually the plane would be repaired and carry them all off to paradise. It's in our biology to believe something, friends, that does not mean any specific god myth should be given preferential treatment. Honestly, with the amount of information available out there, the only reason anyone can maintain a religious belief of any kind is through powerful fear of or failure to accept death. Or a persistent delusion held since childhood. There are literally no other reasons anyone was ever religious. In my not so humble opinion.

@georgeanons301

10 жыл бұрын

Using the argument that, because one set of beliefs is superstitious and based on misinformation, then all belief systems which rely on faith are false includes faulty logic. The way I see it is like this: 1.) We have evidence to prove the universe is finite and that It started (or began expanding) a little over 13 billion years ago. 2.) Because the universe is finite and had a beginning (and because recent discoveries in the realm of physics have shown us that gravity cannot overcome the rate at which the universe is expanding) I must dismiss classical theories on the universe being infinite or lasting forever (such as the very silly "steady state model" and others). If you find a credible physicist and argue with him against our current big bang model, you will be most likely be laughed at (unless its one of those loony "theoretical physicists" often featured on TV). en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Future_of_an_expanding_universe 3.) Because the universe had a beginning and will continue to expand until an event called "The Big Freeze," (Thanks dark energy!) I do not find it entirely unreasonable for people to assume that there could be higher-dimensional beings that set our universe in motion and perhaps even crafted the laws of physics that govern it. Having faith in the method of science means also being able to understand that, while science is an excellent tool for developing our technology and understanding of the universe, it will not always lead to absolute truth about the universe. We as humans are limited in what we can observe through our senses. Think about the centuries in which people though that Newtonian mechanics was absolute truth. It was completely scientifically proven at the time with the best technology available. It wasn't until later that Einstein showed us that Newtonian mechanics isn't correct, and only appears to be true from certain points of view. Agnosticism is the only truly intelligent way to go about religious/spiritual beliefs. From what we can tell, we cannot know and may never be able to know all absolute truths about our existence. Source: A man studying physics at a university ranked in the top 10. Also, Wikipedia.

@RollAnotherJ

10 жыл бұрын

George Anons You talk a lot of sense. But I have to agree with OP, anyone who follows organized religion is delusional.

@georgeanons301

10 жыл бұрын

RollAnotherJ Furthermore, the OP writes that all men who participated in organized religion did so out of fear. This may be true for some religions, but If you want to find an anomaly that is worthy of your study, I recommend looking into Judaism and its development. Judaism is different from all religions before it, but the fact that society has labeled it a "religion" to categorize it with all of the animist and polytheistic belief systems has likely turned you off to believing it to be authentic.

@dependent-wafer-177

10 жыл бұрын

George Anons By the way you sound, I'm sure you identify yourself as Agnostic. For your info, Agnostics are Atheists. You're either Agnostic Atheists aka Atheists(You don't believe in the theist assertion of god or gods and have no knowledge or do not know if a creator exists.) Gnostic Atheist(One who doesn't believe in the theist assertion of god or gods and KNOWS of the Non-existence of god or gods-- I don't think there's anyone like this. You can't possibly know of the non-existence of a creator.) Gnostic Theist aka Theists(One who claims to have knowledge and belief of god or gods. Religious people eg Christianity, Islam, Judaism, buddhism etc) Agnostic Theists(One who believes in a creator being but does not accept religion or have any knowledge of where the creator is located eg Deists) By the way you sound, I believe you're Agnostic Atheist aka Atheist, just like every other Atheist on the planet.(Assuming there are no Gnostic Atheists which is complete madness.)

@tryithere

10 жыл бұрын

This story of the plane must be true because it is now on the internet.

I want to see this video you spoke about showing cruise speaking a strange language can’t find anything online!

How did the audio get like this?

tbh I am still so damn confused. What hte fuck do they believe in?

@AnitaLife27

8 жыл бұрын

Money. Convincing their followers that Scientology is the only hope for mankind and themselves and so they have to pay and pay to be a part of it. They believe everything Hubbard wrote was scripture! They think we're immortal beings who were brainwashed by a evil galactic overlord named Xenu. Only Scientology can save us from his evil implants in our brains. It's stark raving crazy, and would be funny if their anti medicine and anti psychiatry crap wasn't so dangerous. Many people have committed suicide under the influence of Scientology. Others have died due to their other quack medical practices!

@chobits543

7 жыл бұрын

ThatDeathMetal it's a pyramid religion. The more you pay the more magic powers you get. No lie. They also believe that we are all just depressed aliens that have attached to humans. All health problems are caused these thatans(?) that attached themselves to our own thatan suppressing our true power which includes but is not limited to telekinesis.

@AnitaLife27

7 жыл бұрын

Exactly! And all the "religion" and beliefs and practices are all smoke screen. Scientology doesn't work for anyone's spiritual improvement, just psychological enslavement. It's a creepy cult. Very dangerous. Many people have dies through Co$ quack practices. Crazy!

@lookcloser123

7 жыл бұрын

ThatDeathMetal satan. really. google "L Ron Hubbard Jack Parsons Alister Crowley" and see the dots connect. No, the "parishoners" don't know this, but LRon did.

The story about Hubbard making a bar bet to invent a religion, is 100% factual. Robert A Heinlein was at the table, in the bar, when Hubbard said "you don't get rich writing books, the best way to get rich, is to invent a religion. No matter how stupid, people will believe it." And he went on and did just that; invent the stupidest religion even invented. And yet thousands are sucked in by this load of fetid dingo's kidneys every year. Barnum was right, there is a "sucker born every minute"...

@ronsedlak4019

6 ай бұрын

Source for this?

@imapseudonym1403

6 ай бұрын

@@ronsedlak4019 Heinlein himself, and Asimov, since they were both at the table at the time.

This was more like the "History of Scientology"

This video came when i was born

Hubbard was a brilliant man, and did quite a bit in his life. I'm not condoning Scientology, I just think his life was very interesting.

It's a newborn god only 60 years old. Why are people so gullible?

@jordanconley3793

9 жыл бұрын

Because they can't accept that you're born, you live, you die and that's it. There must be a higher power and a place to go when you're dead. It's how people deal with the death of loved ones and children. They imagine them as angels and we'll all be together again one day. It's harmless. Until it's harmful (Indiana).

@ManuelMartinez-pd9sj

9 жыл бұрын

Jordan Conley I don't know about thousands of years of genocidal conquest being harmless though. I can't lie to my child. We can hold fast to the memories of loved ones but believing in religious criteria for heaven singles out most of mankind. Jesus does not love the little children it's all fucking lies.

@punchline43

8 жыл бұрын

+Jordan Conley I can accept it. It sounds like a pretty good deal actually, if it were only that simple. However there are still too many unanswered questions in the realm of science and the paranormal. I personally have recorded dozens of voices and other strange phenomena in past years. Still not sure what to do with the "god" concept though but I'm highly objective about things and I have absolutely zero need to"believe" in anything. Reality works just fine for me. So we shouldn't worry about religion on this side, but instead think about how life might be for us on the other side, as it were.

Dude was like... I can't find the mic, but computer shows it's plugged in. Fuck it, let's send it anyway

So these E-METERS are used like a polygraph during these 'auditings'?

This video does not explain what Scientology is, or what its core beliefs are. This is just a brief history of its creator and some things that might have, or might have not, happened along the way.

When I was 10, I got very angry at my mother, because she was a lunatic who was a hypocrite and knew nothing about parenting. She accused me for things I never did. I tried to walk away to calm down, but she had the nerve to order me to get her a drink, and I ended up stomping on my cat that was lying innocently on the kitchen floor 5 times. I saw a pool of blood surround him, and I knew I made a bad decision out of blind anger. That moment, I learned how to control myself without God...

@kurogasaii

Жыл бұрын

Wtf

@ajv1094

7 ай бұрын

Yeah wtf yu talking about?

@Inessights

6 ай бұрын

Wtf scientology is a cult and u just proved it cuz that's horrendous

They always forget to mention Hubbard was a good friend of Paul Twitchal and Jack Parsons. They also forget to mention Hubbard was a disciple of Alister Crowley. They also forget to mention many other sinister things.

Does anyone know if that wild "insider" video of Tom Cruise, referred to in the clip, ever made it back onto KZread?

@stfwho

9 жыл бұрын

try searching for it. i'm pretty sure i've seen it recently on here.

@DustfingazBeats

9 жыл бұрын

If you found it can you link me lol

Self help and self improvement in a business pyramid scheme..

@ACat-pm8kx

8 жыл бұрын

There's no such thing as self help,if you did it yourself you didn't need help.

We are Anonymous We do not forget We do not forgive Expect us

Elrod Hubbards was a science fiction writer and decided to make his own religion using science fiction.

You pulled a Tsoukalos, nice! :D

If you're religious and laughing at this, take a moment to understand this is what you look like to the rest of us.

@chrisdunkno3420

10 жыл бұрын

***** yup

@Roseheartt

10 жыл бұрын

I think Scientologists look crazy to just about anyone, regardless of religious background. xD

@ditttch

9 жыл бұрын

hehe, no kidding. Any religion out there is no different than, lets say for example, Santa Claus or the tooth fairy. Of course, once humans reach adulthood, many see how silly it is to believe in such fantasies.

@tipaufderheide3623

9 жыл бұрын

When you grow up may you finally see why it is that people have faith in a power greater than ourselves.

@chrisdunkno3420

9 жыл бұрын

You can believe in a greater power without letting religion decide for you what that greater power is supposed to be.

Listening to Last Podcast on the Left. He told a room of people that he could make a religion

you're doing a great job with the angry backlash by the way... and i'm not being sarcastic

Longest youtube battle ever below.

How in the hell do they get people to joint, do they make them do wacky stuff to joint the club,, do you have to have a lot of money as part of the requirements,, tell me please.

i really would like to know who they are helping, the poors, the animals, the planet, the goverments, if so, is not working, i just see nothing, somebody can show me one example that where or who they are helping? thank you, i am very confused.

@charlesgilbert1209

7 жыл бұрын

tom cruise

A friend paid for me to get hooked to the E METER lol once about 17 years ago and I have been getting junk mail almost every day ever since.

1,000,000th viewer! (I realized this after having this tab open for a few minutes)!

they missed the main ridiculously lunatic parts about scientology

i love how oprah was chocolate brown

@DextersLab3000

8 жыл бұрын

lol.. i noticed that too

The e meter is able to read your bank account

Hey, this video is 6 years old. Am I to take it that the "All Hail Xenu" documentary was never released? I googled the title... no dice. I'm interested to see it.

So does anyone know what this Scientology thing is anyways?

@TheMrbubl3s Can you give a clear explanation of the difference?

@Numinous123 You nailed that.. none of it can be denied, well done sir.

The humming is a subliminal message.

Sounds like the narrator forgot to take the microphone out of the box.

Can I have a link to those studies you are referring to? Thanks.

LoL dude, now that is something... I still try to imagine that tho.

WE BOW TO YOU OH HOLY MASTER

101 seconds is CRAZY

@elykanivas LOL, good one... brilliant as well.

HEY!!! THAT WAS 101 SECONDS!! YOU OWE ME ONE SECOND!

not sure on what i was apparently "trying", but im glad it was nice. :)

It's acually 101 seconds

@LiLTthatsme Is it that hard to type "I know"? Do you have to type "IK" instead and save .447 seconds of your life?

I already have, which is why I told you to say no to crack.

so much phrases about albert einstein.

@Capitanvolume Can you please explain what it is i have no idea

Can you explain how CMBR explains BB?

Did u set the mic up across the room when u recorded this? Lol

where can we find the entirety of this video?

I don’t get why I always see celebs talking about Scientology on magazines???

Who says we don't notice it. When you argue about which fruit is the best, do you bring up a vegetable?

I still really don't know what it is after this video.

The First Time I Heard from Scientolgy is from South Park. LOL

@xTxNarutoxTx Brilliantly put.

How did this man manage to get 2mil views and only 344 subs

Sorry for butting in : )

Can you share what you are smoking?

Where's this video of Tom cruise speaking in a tongue and laughing like a maniac? is it still around?

Colours are a product of our brains, outside our minds, there are only different wave lengths of light, but no colours.

His right hand.

I’m scared this vid is gonna brain wash me 💀

Best squirrel

@8Zeitgeist KZread skips the second last second these days for some reason, (check it out, it goes 1:39 then 1:41) so it is 100 seconds.

Scientology grants you material immortality and superhuman powers of the sort demonstrated on a hapless couch by Tom Cruise.

I like how Oprah has no arms