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@Proto4

3 ай бұрын

First

@Proto4

3 ай бұрын

Lobotomy corporation memes. (It’s a monster management game)

@ScreamLoud763

3 ай бұрын

Idk twitch memes

@ScreamLoud763

3 ай бұрын

Please twitch memez

@holeastroud3899

3 ай бұрын

Analog horror memes lol

6:00 that was actually proven to be a myth. the death part not the speed part. the man that preformed the surgery was actually one of the few doctors at the time to ensure his clients would survive. the only reason he preformed so fast was due to how painful the surgery was. he figure it would be best to do it fast in order to minimize the pain. he was also one of the few surgeons who took the time to carefully clean his tools and clothes before operating.

@Fake_Pep

3 ай бұрын

So.. 200%?

@lukeflanagan1307

2 ай бұрын

I believe he also was too tired to debate a rival about some point of medicine so he just showed up to the guy’s house and tackled him.

@yazanhussam8182

2 ай бұрын

Would anyone please just give up the name of this myth doctor?

@lukeflanagan1307

2 ай бұрын

@@yazanhussam8182 Robert Liston.

@leofilipkovacic4954

Ай бұрын

Hells yeah! Someone standing up for my boi Liston. Those victorian bastards did him dirty...

1:36 I love how in “Cabin in the Woods” they have a betting board of what supernatural monstrosity is gonna make the next kill and one of the disasters/monsters is just “Kevin”.

@Stalbunny

Ай бұрын

i think "Kevin" means "The Backyard Scientist"

no way i can fuel the entire earth 50 times over

@user-bd6nb8yl3d

3 ай бұрын

engineer! someone's sapping your sentry!

@Sparksol

3 ай бұрын

@@user-bd6nb8yl3dbetter than sapping your will to live

@deanbunion

3 ай бұрын

There’s a spy over here!

@TaleTeller9581

3 ай бұрын

Do ik you? I feel like Ive seen your profile lol

@Utfam_202

2 ай бұрын

@@TaleTeller9581lotsa people have engineer pfps, probably just a coincidence

Just imagine like the really dramatic scene where the asteroid gets closer and closer and people crying for their lives and then as soon as it hits the paper it goes *pop* and disappears

Pineapple contains bromelain, an enzyme that breaks down the chains in protein molecules. It's why you get that tingling sensation in the walls of your mouth when you eat a bunch of it. It's literally dissolving the soft tissues inside your mouth. Therefore, pineapple is the most metal pizza topping there is because when you eat it, it eats you back.

42:37 "a psychopath AI". my brain hearing that: *GLaDOS*

uranium? nah more like uraniYUM *eats uranium and proceeds to die*

@something7114

3 ай бұрын

imagine dying to uranium

@Elaver

3 ай бұрын

No. U-238 is perfectly safe to consume. However, U-235 and -233 are radioactive and are, as a result, still perfectly safe to eat and are tasty 😋

@tumbleweed74

2 ай бұрын

@@Elaver its also good for bulking because it has 413 million calories

@GeckoTech_Engineer

10 күн бұрын

You didn’t die, you just got a mild case of uranium fever

Beehives are placed as circles, but also liquid. When the water evaporates, and the fats solidify, the bubbles contract and fill the empty space. Molten rock does the same thing, you may have heard of the hexagonal formations on some beaches, or how reinforcements work in mine tunnels. It's not something that is done instinctually by the bee, they don't care about straight lines, except when they're flying home.

10:06 Na Ci?!?! C I?! IT’S C L!

@SpacialAssassin

3 ай бұрын

Exactly, listening to that somehow brought me physical pain

@Ashvath-dg4ue

3 ай бұрын

i died when i heard that

@enpiesie

2 ай бұрын

glad I'm not the only one

@Gen_alpha_QnA

2 ай бұрын

THIS BROUGHT ME PAIN AS A ORGANIC CHEM MAIJOR

@endarus6053

Ай бұрын

*_INCOHERENT SCREECH OF RAGE_*

Imagine a t-rex has robot arms the size of it's back legs. Sprinting at you like a German shepherd.

I was looking for a video to eat my burger to, found it!

@VaazkLShorts

3 ай бұрын

what burger did you get?

@Trainspotter-

2 ай бұрын

Enjoy that burger, you deserve it 🫶🏻

Depression into Nuclear Energy huh. Sounds like a certain Mahou Shoujo anime we really love

Table salt is NaCl, it ends with an L not an I. Sodium Chloride

25:03 being set on fire is what the crayon determines to be an emergency

I LOVE SCIENCE!!!

i just found out i have the power of 400 nuclear bombs

@thatsMel4ya

2 ай бұрын

I have 4000000 nuclear bombs

@tinman1065

2 ай бұрын

@@thatsMel4ya u mispelled gay dudes in ur bed

@ambermartin7535

2 ай бұрын

I have 4000000000000 nuclear bombs

The plates could be saved by carefully laying the cabinet onto its back by pull it away from the wall, proceeding to gently tilt it backwards on the top and stabilizing it on the bottom. A minimum of two people should be involved in the process to assure minimal chipping and damage, as well as putting less strain on those involved and less chance of damaging the environmental surroundings. After it is properly secured on its back-side, remove the contents carefully, make adjustments that can only be made at this time to hopefully make it more secure if applicable, then restore the cabinet to its original position, and replace the plates back within.

@lazylad3496

Ай бұрын

Your motives are unclear yet I hold respect for your efforts

"scientist found a way to change depression to nuclear energy my friend : I have become death , destroyer of worlds

0:17 my ass gon become a damn power plant

@Proto4

3 ай бұрын

Oh god

@ZOMBiFOX13

3 ай бұрын

Same lol

@NormalityTheHorrorDev

3 ай бұрын

relateable

@yeeteater51

3 ай бұрын

*slow whirring noise intensifies*

I just want everyone to know that octopuses do in fact punch fish. They also throw things at each other, shoot water at people they don’t like, and escape from their aquarium tanks to eat the other fish.

“Put that thing back where it came from or so help me” also applies to 47:05

Celsius and Fahrenheit actually have separate uses that they are both very good for. Celsius is good for baking and scientific measurements because it is tuned to the boiling and freezing point of water, and Fahrenheit is good for judging temperature for human activities because 0 F is cold and 100 F is hot, and 70 F is standard comfortable temperature. TLDR: Celsius is good for food/science Fahrenheit is good for human comfortable temperatures

@Wolfie54545

2 ай бұрын

THIS.

@vincehomoki1612

2 ай бұрын

But can't Celsius do the same thing that you said Fahrenheit can do good? 0c is cold, 20c is comfortable temperature and 40c is hot.

@LolO36675

2 ай бұрын

@@vincehomoki1612 yeah but 0C is 32F but is not as cold as people can be comfortable in. Fahrenheit stays between 0 and 100 for the most part and is more accurate due to having more numbers to work with. Celsius is just strange for people temperature because it has an arbitrary stop around 50 where nobody will go out hotter than that. I love metric for almost everything, but America actually got the temperature unit correct.

@EdyAlbertoMSGT3

Ай бұрын

​@@LolO36675 A kid was once arguing that Faren-whatever could remplace Celcius in its role of scientific research. Probably should come back when its name doesnt look like a stolen German word.

@LolO36675

Ай бұрын

@@EdyAlbertoMSGT3 no, Fahrenheit has no place in scientific research, but it is useful for judging temperatures that people find comfortable.

I just looked it up milk is 60% water

@six_buck_dlc

16 күн бұрын

tf is the other 40 then

0:17 TIME TO BECOME A POWERHOUSE

0:20 thats called a lobotomy FIRE IN THE HOLE!!

0:50 me after eating the plutonium candy: WOAHH OH I'M RADIOACTIVE, RADIOACTIVE

Kevin, your friendly neighborhood contract killer

35:53 this one killed me. your mom and your elementary teacher might have heard stupid questions, but weirdos in academia working on niche stuff has never heard of a stupid question.

3:02 I did a test in highschool to see what your brain is good at; apparently, in seniors of highschool across the entirety of the u.s., i scored in the top 1% for Spatial Reasoning. I'm sure i've fallen down a precent or two since, as I didn't exactly pursue an engineering degree, and some others that did pursue a career based around spatial reasoning have probably had tons practice since, but i'm still WAY up there for natural talent in that area.

fun fact, did you know that if you laid all your veins out in a straight line, you would die?

@thatsMel4ya

2 ай бұрын

🤯🤯🤯🤯

0:17 damn, that is a lot of energy

12:32 1507 has breached again

18:49 sun smiling forced me to smile ear to ear.

If my school had a meme day i would want to go to school😂

The temp/Moon landing joke was brilliant!

Its a good way to fogure out whether youre actually depressed

A yes, the classic table salt of NaC”I”(“eye”) I’m not angry, just disappointed… 😭😂

You know, I bet that isn't the only case of operation having a 300% mortality rate. Somewhere a doctor has failed a surgery on a woman carrying twins.

18:57 Osmium is not the densest substance known to man. It is the densest non-radioactive pure metal. That said, I am not aware of any non-radioactive material that is denser than pure osmium, with the exception of certain things that do not qualify as matter in the traditional sense (such as those composed of pure neutrons).

1:16 the fear in the voice when he went "ahhh!!! AHHH!!!"

Bro said NaCI I can't

0:14 Sign me up, i'll power the entire country of Burkina Faso for 10 years

You Know Its a Day When VaazKL uploads

14:01 Damn Po really must've made Tai Lung bite his tail out of habit.

34:07 remember this, me, otherwise you shall loose your spot

The thought of being known and recognized by 20,000 bees is kind of cute haha. It’s oddly wholesome.

20:02 thats just 20000 kamakazi bees at your disposal to protect you bro

Vaazkl a day keeps depression away

I could power the whole multi-verse!

0:14 *Ok, they're paying me billions with this one 💀*

I love the seaside kingdom music at around 26:00

Now you need to do math memes to complement the art memes and science memes.

I can confirm that as a kid I was deathly terrified of black holes, the Sun exploding and my parents dying.

18:03 that pronunciation of pygmy was something else.

4:37 somewhat related to this, there is a new gimmick blog that finds the genetic code of posts and tries to match it to various life forms

putting homework up in the bathroom is a really good idea.

15:25 we Germans built you the f*cking rocket and we use Celsius

Fire has an incredibly faint shadow, but it's there.

0:15 i hope this happens because I could fill a hole ocean ! I’m fine

14:00 snow leopards do this for heat regulation, for fun and because their tail is heavy.

15:24 Nasa uses the metric system which contains Celsius so his comment is invalid 🤣

Them: scientists found a way to turn depression into energy Me: provides the entire world with enough energy to last 300000000000000000000 years in a nanosecond

1:39 We are one, we are many

1:49 I know what lead tastes like because of this it has a slightly bitter taste with a numb feeling

Skeletons ain't scary, a skinless human though... yeah i wanna live for 2 more minutes.

@Proto4

3 ай бұрын

Yeah..

0:14 OH SIGN ME UP WHERE CAN I START?!

5:19 Actually how dare y- THE HERALD POSTED THIS?! WHAT man bruh im

3:37 mitosis

SURPRISE ENZYME PARTY 🥳🥳🥳🎉 I laughed entirely too hard at this.

9:23 well aaactually i would consider quantum physics a real science

0:15 oh, finally I have a use

12:10 this just unlocked a core memory. My brain is telling me I've been there. Not sure if I have tho.

2:00 i think they mixed up Cockatiel with cockatrice

science side of tumblr is the smartest being

@Inset_tomato

3 ай бұрын

Science side of KZread here, Incorrect

@Television_Addict

3 ай бұрын

what about thomas running

@wafflemation6887

3 ай бұрын

@@Inset_tomatocan u pls explain why they put those annoying dots on microwave screens so u can't see ur food getting warm

@Death_Tr0oper

3 ай бұрын

@@wafflemation6887science side of yt here, microwaves are evil beings and their producers want you to suffer at all costs. That’s also why food comes out soggy

49:15 I wouldn't say the deer circle is so wholesome, I looked it up and apparently it's because of a brain disease

23:20 Unless it's a pure form of a specific type of alcohol, in which case it is a compound.

10:29 Chlorine’s chemical symbol is Cl (CL in all caps)

"Scientists found out how to turn depression into nuclear energy" Me: *I am Godzilla now*

That's acctualy kinda good 4:24

1:44 pov you have actually licked those objects before

44:37 Imagine having to find the surface area, area, and volume of this I'm glad I'm done with that part of math

5:23 same

0:14 we about to power human civilization for millenia

8:35, I (the son of this person’s account) made a project one time at a science fair that I had made in half an hour when I was 14. It was literally me putting gasoline on dirt and then putting a mixture of granulated sugar and baking soda on that to make a chemical worm when set on fire. I completely forgot about the project until the morning of and just came up with it. I somehow got second place to someone who just grabbed an rc car and showed people how it worked. Idk how that person got first but I was proud of myself.

0:10 to be fair, all layers of the human are terrifying

2:25 my friend told me this it gives me so much anxiety think about that I hope it’s not true!

I can’t believe I watched this entire video without even noticing how long it was… I need to go to bed.

YES I LOVE SCIENCE

We've gotta get some 15 year olds to Texas If the depression stuff is real😂

15:17 I love people who make posts like this because the Apollo on board guidance computer that made the landing possible, plus Mission control back on earth RAN ON METRIC for all calculations involved in the Apollo missions!

Turning depression into energy is the evolved future we need

30:22 I have a recurring dream where I'm able to levitate through sheer force of will. I'll sometimes try to do it while I'm awake, if for no other reason than to make sure I'm actually awake.

I love science

22:52 me sending this to my boy bestie when he's trying to fall asleep😊

14:11 funny how there’s a slight increase near november 18th 2011

The tumbnail-teenagers would power the whole world

infinite power if you can turn my depression into energy

Bro I started watching this right after the film weird science and let me tell you the title of weird science doesn’t begin to explain what that film was

9:40 that is an unsaturated fatty acid