Memes About Canadians
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Memes About Canadians
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Check these out or i will cry
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Memes About Canadians
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Check these out or i will cry
• Twitter - / vaazkl
• Discord - / discord
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Subscribe for more! drop some ideas, how have you been enjoying the ideas as of late? Im trying alot of new stuff
@leibrunson5158
3 ай бұрын
Everything you make brings me unrestricted amounts of joy. A couple of ideas for you are Batman memes! There's plenty about just Batman. And this one guy keeps asking for Danish memes. If that's too niche, you could try Scandenavian memes. You could do some Shrek memes. Those are classic. And reddit memes are always full of content if you need something easy. You could try frog or llama memes if you wanna branch out. Egypt memes could be cool. Salt memes could be pretty out there. It might be controversial, but you can give politics memes a try. I just wouldn't reccomend American politics. People get pretty competitve about politics here. Like sports. Oh, sports memes could be another good idea! Or AI. Maybe English, or language memes in general. Well, hope I've given you at least one idea. Oh, and you said you were thinking of doing a texts video? I saw good feedback for that idea!
@leibrunson5158
3 ай бұрын
Sorry, just to list them out easier for you. Batman Danish or Scandenavian Shrek Reddit Frog Llama Egypt Salt Politics (not American) Sports AI English Language Texts And one other idea I just came up with! Africa! Have a good day! We all love and care about you! You're awesome!
@Anonymous_Lilac2270
3 ай бұрын
Art (sketchbook art, digital art, etc) whatever is good I just want more art memes in a meme compilation with a voice I can actually stand and not one of those dumb computer voices which make me wanna rip out my ears. (Also WOOOOO CANADAAAA IM A CANADIANNN WOOOOOOO)
@Pancake_001
3 ай бұрын
can u do New Zealand next
@COMOROS_BALL
3 ай бұрын
Vaazkl memes
As a Canadian I am ever so slightly disappointed that he mispronounced "eh"
@corwyncorey3703
3 ай бұрын
It's not his fault. Brits can say things like "water" and pronounce it "wa'a" or "isn't it" and pronounce it "innit" ...It's the booze. They have a country smaller than newfoundland, but with more distinct accents than all of north america combined. Alcohol causes speech impediments. Be gentle with them until they sober up please... recovering from a night of being Legends isn't easy. 🤣
@mrfancypanzer549
3 ай бұрын
Soary eh?
@katie7748
3 ай бұрын
As someone from the Upper Midwest, me too.
@mazzy_ivy
3 ай бұрын
same bro same
@waterisspicy3586
3 ай бұрын
slightly offended eh?
2:39 You don't need to train the geese. They are bloodthirsty. They will attack unprovoked. Fear the geese.
@christopherg2347
3 ай бұрын
You need to train the geese to stop attacking.
@juliannazhu1145
3 ай бұрын
They are very ruthless and will attack anyone on sight, thus making them the perfect candidate for breaking and entering
@Maskman8547
3 ай бұрын
We can't @@christopherg2347
@vismaykedilaya1318
3 ай бұрын
If canada was like america, they'd be flying these into battle.
@MamaMOB
3 ай бұрын
100%! God forbid you get anywhere near their nest! Which might just be in your doorway!
As a Canadian, I find it so funny how people try to imitate the way we say "Eh", because when you try to force the "Eh" it doesn't flow nicely. Tip: don't force it, let the "Eh" come to you. It isn't supposed to go in the middle of a sentence, it's like a question at the end.
@SquarahKat
3 ай бұрын
I couldn't stop laughing at the way he pronounced it
@briankearn6991
2 ай бұрын
The h throws them off. It’s not really silent, but it is implied.
@kindasketchy5489
2 ай бұрын
it’s pronounced like the letter a. not eH. it is off putting when you emphasize the h. take note south canadians
@mrsballz
2 ай бұрын
I think I very rarely say "eh", it's usually more of a "hey?"
@DedicatedTryhard
Ай бұрын
I’m American but I’ve done it like this before…probably because I live in Alaska lol
Fun fact Bagged milk is only sold in certain provinces,meaning even Canadians find it strange
@Cxterpillar._
3 ай бұрын
I can confirm that as a Canadian who has never seen bagged milk before
@austinh.
3 ай бұрын
@@Cxterpillar._ditto as a British Columbian, you? I’ve heard a notjustbikes video talked abt buying milk in bags in Ontario. [31m ago)
@tammyclouthier4500
3 ай бұрын
As a Canadian, the only milk I get that is not bagged is lactose free and chocolate milk.
@teehee5700
3 ай бұрын
I’m from NL Canada and we have so much bagged milk and everyone I’ve met outside the province thinks it’s weird as hell
@Meysko
3 ай бұрын
Its sold in Quebec (where I'm from) and like half the poppulation buy it in brick, and the other half in bag... So both are just normal
As an Australian, I can tell you that we think of New Zealand as our little brother, Canada, as our favourite cousin and the USA as that uncle that no one talks about.
@KELVIN4TOR
3 ай бұрын
The US is the drunk uncle, that everyone gossips about
@ninjaartist1235
3 ай бұрын
Did New Zealand's prime minister do blackface, too?
@artandtomatoes
3 ай бұрын
Britain is the gay best friend that tags along to steal the tupperware
@Canadian_snowman
3 ай бұрын
@@ninjaartist1235I dont think so but the former one did shit his pants in a McDonald’s And yes he did do black face but you have to remember those things are only offensive in America so in other countries it means nothing and honestly that’s sad dude that your history with slaves still is getting people cancelled genuinely sad
@tristanbarrett6247
3 ай бұрын
@@Canadian_snowman It was the aussie PM that shat his pants in a mc' donalds
"People with knife shoes fighting over the last oreo" As a hockey player of 10 years I can confirm this is what we are doing
@r1A-1611
3 ай бұрын
damn you’re a hockey player? for how long
@Fronne10
3 ай бұрын
@@r1A-1611 He just said it, 10 years.
@r1A-1611
3 ай бұрын
@@Fronne10 * cough cough that’s the point cough cough* lol
@Upthetown57
3 ай бұрын
@@r1A-1611 My 10th season ended a couple weeks ago
@r1A-1611
3 ай бұрын
@@Upthetown57 i’m very smart so i can’t tell whether that’s good or not but i think it’s good so congrats :) ( and if it’s not, that sucks ):)
Canadian Evil: Holding the door open for a stranger when they are a little too far away, holding eye contact and beaming a cheery smile ( even a casual head nod if you wanna lil razzle-dazzle) -- and watching them awkwardly hurry so as to not be rude to you and your kind gesture. The little hop skip-jog across the parking lot is a beautiful sight.
@K.C-2049
Ай бұрын
I saw that some American men were in a tizzy about holding doors open for women because of equality and sexism something something and it's like... but do you not just hold the door open for anyone? including moose and bears and whomsoever else wishes to enter?
@KaoticWhisper
Ай бұрын
@@K.C-2049 Frankly, It's not up to us whether or not the moose or bear comes in, but we sure as heck can stop the satan birds
@ProdigalAccolades
Ай бұрын
I intentionally do this all the time
@WanitaLund
24 күн бұрын
Ok not gonna lie........ I've down this and just snickering on the inside and outside I'm smiling cheerily
non-canadians will never understand the genuine fear we have towards the geese, those things are vicious, territorial and create an unreasonable amount of poop
@jgkitarel
Ай бұрын
We Americans understand, given that your satan chickens like to fly over us on a regular basis. As for the poop, we don't see that as unreasonable. Their combined output is less than what one of our politicians produces in a day.
@LouisChang-le7xo
Ай бұрын
I'm pretty sure New Jerseyans are just as afraid as their website has a pdf about canadian geese in the us
@Rainy_Playz
9 күн бұрын
FEAR THE GEESE
From an army memoir of a British soldier talking to a Canadian soldier. 'You Canadians are tall, where do find such massive men?' 'We go into the forests, shake the trees and they fall out.'
The thing about the first meme, is that it was a SELF-REPORTED survey. So the real title should be "More American believe they're nice on an airplane than Canadians." or something.
@keith6706
3 ай бұрын
"Canadian travellers too polite to point out how more polite they are".
@ThatSoddingGamer
3 ай бұрын
It was also reported in the _New York Times_ so, bias much? That said, Canadians aren't really especially nicer than the Americans I'm pretty sure; Canada has its share of jerks and loudmouth bigots. We've just got about 1/8th the population and overall the world just pays a whole lot less attention to us is all. There are a lot of problems here (housing and food prices, the deplorable treatment of First Nations, and it's not like racism, sexism, and homo/trans phobia doesn't exist here), it's just the USA has some problems that they're having a lot of issues shaking on a systemic level, like gun violence (because guns were put on a pedestal in their constitution), and healthcare (because they've pretty much missed the boat to transition to socialized health care and it's looking less likely that they'll ever manage it). A big part of the problem, I think, can be traced to their awful type of election system. It basically makes it impossible for any nuance or gradual change to occur; you either vote Democrat or Republican and anything else is essentially throwing your vote away. Also, we love to complain about the snow and talk about the cold here way too much.
@bloodysavage6111
3 ай бұрын
As a canadian myself sorry American think they r nicer then my fellow Canadians 😂
9:33 if you are confused about the way that bag milk works me as a Canadian I would gladly tell you so the way this works is that we canadiens has like cup that is shaped like the bag but a little bigger so the bag of milk can fit and when it is haft way in the air stop it from continuing and we have to continuously hit it against the table so that the air exists and it is perfectly in and when it is perfectly in the is two corners that are not in the cup and we cut one of the corners so the milk can exists but be careful if you cut it to small the will come out in small amount and take for ever but if you cut it to big the milk will get on the table and it will be like a mini waterfall of milk. Thank for listening. -Canadian
@lanteanboy
3 ай бұрын
while you are correct, it seems like the way you're saying MAY be a bit.... difficult to understand so let me translate it: We got jugs that are about 1cm bigger in all dimensions than the bag and as a jug, it got an handle in the bag to do lever action. To allow the milk to flow, you use a pair of scissors to cut one of the exposed corners (the one on the opposite side of the handle). Cutting it at the right spot is kind of an art though since otherwise, it will either take like a minute to fill a normal cup (cut too small) or flow so fast it'll likely splash out (cut too big). Now.... we do also have milk in cartons.... but if you have the reusable jug, it's usually better to just get the bags as I BELIEVE expiration dates are slightly better on the bags and you get twice the amount of total milk as you get from a single large carton.
@AwesomeEv
3 ай бұрын
As another Canadian I would like to add that the container we put the milk bags in is called a pitcher and it is better to cut both corners of the bag for increased flow.
@HarlemAnatidae
2 ай бұрын
@@lanteanboywhat is a cm 🇺🇸🦅
@lanteanboy
2 ай бұрын
@@HarlemAnatidae something part of a superior measurement system employed by all but 3 countries
@user-ke7ki6mx2z
2 ай бұрын
I’m Canadian. In the bag are smaller bags with the milk and you put it in a holder and cut 1 top corner and you can pour it
I am a member of the Canadian Armed Forces, once years ago while I was in the training system, a pair of geese took up residence above one of the doors into our quarters. They built a sad nest with pebbles and branches. It was the side of the building with the parking lot. They would attack multiple troops a day. People couldn’t even go unlock their cars without being chased and hissed at. Our MCpl had to sit us all down after we reported in the morning and remind us that geese don’t have knives. But they bite and they outstretch their wings and beat you. They’re not nice. Anyways, we named them Frank and Martha 😊 Oh, incidentally, at the office I now work at, during the nesting time of year for geese we all get up from our desks and run to the bank of windows and watch the pairs of geese fight over the dandelion patches. Also watch unknowing people walk by too close and then run away in terror. It is truly an equalizer.
Canada memes starter pack: Niceness ✔️ Moose/Goose ✔️ Maple syrup ✔️ Hockey ✔️ Cold ✔️ Edit: War crimes ✔️ Tim Hortons ✔️ Poutine ✔️ Plastic money ✔️ Basic human rights ✔️ Bagged milk (and other liquids) ✔️
@excommunicate1314
3 ай бұрын
Don’t forget about war crimes
@Look_up_there
3 ай бұрын
Tim Hortons ✔️
@rorysvillage5769
3 ай бұрын
@@Look_up_thereas a Canadian there are 13 tim hortons in my town alone
@Look_up_there
3 ай бұрын
@@rorysvillage5769Timbits for life 💪
@LilianaKali
3 ай бұрын
Poutine Our plastic money Basic human rights (marriage, healthcare, etc.)
As a Canadian, I can confirm that these are memes about Canadians
@Bynneyiipee
3 ай бұрын
Same here :3
@lynkylo5530
2 ай бұрын
As a canadian from québec, I can confirm these memes make me feel closer to canada than ever before
@120Nxus
2 ай бұрын
I fourth that
@762x39..
2 ай бұрын
as a Canadian I can agree
@wilhemtehlynx
2 ай бұрын
As another Canadian, I thoroughly agree
12:19 for those who are wondering, that's a siamese hydrant sign, it's like a fire hydrant but on the walls and they are usually hard to spot in winter, so that's why we have these signs around.
Keep showing more Canada memes I like laughing at my home
"Does a bear crap in the woods?" Is a common sarcastic comeback to a stupid question where the answer is obviously Yes. However I don't know what that has to do with Canada. Did it origonate there?
@wtfoffences
3 ай бұрын
it wouldnt surprise me if it did, we do have a ton of bears and woods
@richardbell7678
3 ай бұрын
@drbree82 Given the images of Pope John-Paul II walking among trees, it is more probable than bears being Catholic.
@edwardcote1331
3 ай бұрын
@drbree82 like,does the pope shit in the woods?
@PixelOverload
3 ай бұрын
Pretty sure it's more common in Canada and its bordering states than it is further south at least 🤷
@darbonhunter
3 ай бұрын
@@PixelOverloadIt's used a lot in Canada. I can vouch for that. My Dad, Grandpa, and Brother use it often. Though, it's used a little less by younger people these days, from what I've seen.
4:00 it's pronounced "AY" thank you very much. (I am Canadian)
@mary-jane2604
3 ай бұрын
I was about to point this out. That hurt me when he pronounced it like that.
@briankearn6991
2 ай бұрын
You’ve got to teach it like hay, without the h.
As a brazilian, I must say it was a surprise to learn that Canada has bagged milk too. It is very common here, and a company even tried creating a 3D animated bad of milk mascot called Barriguinha Mole (Soft Tummy, in a quick translation). Needless to say, that said mascot ended up looking disturbing at best, and it is now popular on the Internet thanks to its weirdness
@westzed23
3 ай бұрын
That is so cool.
@daliakefir7033
3 ай бұрын
@@SquarahKatthere's also bagged milk in Russia fytk
@Happythedemoninhell
2 ай бұрын
The Americans are complaining how we have bagged milk when they have BOXED WATER
@danilodesouza6461
Ай бұрын
@@Happythedemoninhell wait, WHAT?
As a Canadian, I can relate to all of these
@CRABKID
3 ай бұрын
Same
@Panzer4HProductions
3 ай бұрын
Canadian Gang
@datgohraru69
3 ай бұрын
fr
@Yoshii_YT
3 ай бұрын
Can I join, guys ? Cause...I'm Canadian too.
@DragoonPhooenix
3 ай бұрын
Canada gang! Hockey hockey moose syrup!
Alaska being “Canada a bit to the left” got me! 🤣
12:43 This one is WAY too true.
1:10 the Canadians during the Christmas truce in WW1.
@LeverActionBoi
3 ай бұрын
"Geneva Suggestions, eh."
@Scribble_1523
3 ай бұрын
If you know you know
@yangverse
3 ай бұрын
why did i “truce” like “trounce”
@t1m3f0x
3 ай бұрын
Canadians only have 2 settings, "Overly Apologetic", and "War Crimes".
@LoneHowler
Ай бұрын
@@LeverActionBoiit is said that the Geneva Convention's nickname is "things Canada isn't allowed to do anymore" and when Canada gets dragged into a war they schedule a meeting to update it
Honestly the am i on the road game is the most accurate thing in this video. And same with the goose memes. Those things are insane
Thank you for doing memes about my country I'm a Canadian and I thank you for this as I love being a Canadian
2:45 - As a Canadian I can prove this is true.
i keep seeing pictures of Canadian snow and being like wow, drama queens, because i’m from alaska where we currently have four feet of snow (it’s march rn) and the moose keep causing car accidents. Then i realize im just as jealous as the texans
@snowbelltheicewing66
3 ай бұрын
fr I live in southern Canada and it is way too hot here, in December it snowed like 3 feet this march it's only snowed 10 cm, gonna move north in a couple years, just enough so it's colder but not too cold (probably northen bc) done with this warm weather, it only got to -27 this winter, like what??? that's too warm??? I didn't even wear need a jacket at all the entire winter.
@DustTea
3 ай бұрын
@@snowbelltheicewing66 fr our coldest this year was only like -46 🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️
@O_Bread
3 ай бұрын
It's been in the 70F's to 80F all month. Please send help. I am melting. - A Texan
@suchnothing
3 ай бұрын
Depends where you live in Canada, tbh. A huge portion of Canada is completely landlocked with no major bodies of water nearby, so precipitation is relatively low. But close to the great lakes, or along the Atlantic coast, the snow can get pretty crazy. I live in Toronto, and this winter has been a mess because of El Nino, hardly any snow or freezing temps at all. But last winter we got dumped with 3 - 4 ft of snow in one night. They had to close the school down the street because the snow on the roof was so heavy, there was a legitimate concern about the roof caving in. Of course, Toronto is quite warm overall, so the snow rarely sticks around for long. I grew up on the prairies, where we don't get a ton of snow, but it gets so cold that everything is just covered in a thin layer of ice, and the air immediately hurts any exposed skin, and your eyelashes can freeze together. Not trying to one-up you though. Alaska is VERY far north AND mostly surrounded by an ocean with a mountain range trapping moisture right over top, so y'all get the terrifyingly frigid temperatures AND the big time snow. Living there is definitely next level lol. It's beautiful though.
@spice2527
3 ай бұрын
lol from west coast bc, we have no snow haha
Please, please do more Canada memes. As a Canadian, I am so entertained.
1:12 Contact Printing in North Vancouver!! Best part of a North Shore commute
Finally. I needed this video
As a canadian, I can say that street names make me laugh sometimes. I live in the only french place in canada but I once saw a street named ChèvreFeuille (it is a tree). Translated (not the name of the tree) it means Goatleaf
@11billioncrabsgone
3 ай бұрын
I googled it there is a character in a tv show named goatleaf
@kaori8315
3 ай бұрын
We also have a street name in newfoundland I believe called dildo. I am from BC so I have never personally seen it but I am very sure this is a thing and you are welcome to fact check it lol
@ArtDimension01
3 ай бұрын
I’m from Quebec as well and I swear the street names are so messed up sometimes 😭
canada is like a fever dream you have as a kid
@Spiralredd
3 ай бұрын
And I would love to live there
@beomcub
3 ай бұрын
@@Spiralreddsame tbh
Finally. I’ve been waiting 50 years for this to come out. Thx
@spice2527
3 ай бұрын
the indeed, my friend
@sushiiwith2eyes
3 ай бұрын
@@spice2527 there you are my long lost bestie who loves Canadian memes like meeeeee
As a Newfoundlander and a Canadian, I have never seen anything so relatable. Keep up the good work VaazKL!!
@briankearn6991
2 ай бұрын
I’d love to see memes of just Newfoundland.
as a canadian, bagged milk is cheaper than boxed milk
@katie7748
3 ай бұрын
We have it in the States, too. Why is this so weird to people?
@NamedKid10
3 ай бұрын
Because its uncommon, simple. Lol, would love to try some though@katie7748
I am once again asking vaazkl for Greek mythology memes.
@TheRemej
3 ай бұрын
That would be sick 👍
@krzysiekbudzisz4572
3 ай бұрын
Considering what's been happening there, most of it would be NSFW
@mazzy_ivy
3 ай бұрын
omg yes
@ambercloudanimates8893
3 ай бұрын
I second that that would be awesome
@SMILEYFACE3412
Ай бұрын
@@krzysiekbudzisz4572 even better /j
You've got me curling up in a ball dying at your pronunciation of eh 🤣🤣
@5:14 the robot, Hitchbot IS OK. It’s in a museum in Ottawa (the capital), the one sent to the USA was a copy or second one, as supposedly they were worried it wouldn’t make it 😅
@justadel2
2 ай бұрын
Makes sense humans cant even hitchhike in canada
All hail the rubber ducky
As a canadian , i have only had bagged milk in my life and its totally normal.
@Spiralredd
3 ай бұрын
Is Canada a peaceful place
@RealTheScienceCat
3 ай бұрын
@@Spiralredd yes, it is🟥🍁🟥
@Spiralredd
3 ай бұрын
@@RealTheScienceCat i wish I could live there. I love pacifist countries.
@RealTheScienceCat
3 ай бұрын
@@Spiralredd yes.
@nathaniscool123
Ай бұрын
@@SpiralreddPro tip if you do decide to live in Canada make sure you don’t go in a 5km radius of the geese because they will chase you and try to kill you. It has to do with God on April fools day when he made mosquitos and anglerfish so yeah just if you see goose walk away
Another great video dude! Keep it up!
OMG, I haven’t laughed so much or so hard in a very long time!!! THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH!!!
5:25 Meanwhile, Australia and the UK both also have water-proof banknotes. (PRO TIP: in a pinch, they can double as record players.)
@Sylmarys24
3 ай бұрын
Australia invented them.
@briankearn6991
2 ай бұрын
Canada imports the paper from Australia.
As a Canadian I have never had bagged milk. But i relate to everyone one of these
5:48 noname beer is actually the best. Its cheaper than all the other ones too. Granted only like a dollar or two cheaper, but still. Cheaper and better than anything else.
thank you for making this
As a Canadian I can confirm every meme is true
My mom has a shirt that says “Canada! EH”
@Spiralredd
3 ай бұрын
Is Canada really as pacifist as people say it is
@SquarahKat
3 ай бұрын
@@Spiralredd can't speek for all of Canada because of how large it is but I don't think I've heard anyone prech to me about how we should be going to war
@Spiralredd
3 ай бұрын
@@SquarahKat I really wanna move to Canada. I'm tired of living in fear that some criminal is gonna break into my house or that war is gonna break out in America.
@SquarahKat
3 ай бұрын
@@Spiralredd Canada is very nice, just know we do have flaws and I'd 100% recommend researching that before moving
@Spiralredd
3 ай бұрын
@@SquarahKat I've seen the flaws America has. It can't be much worse
12:19 I searched google for the image, from Reddit: this symbol is a siamese (double) terminal for a fire hydrant, usually on the wall of a building. It mimics what the siamese terminal looks from above.
@louistremblay9490
3 ай бұрын
Thanks. I've been trying to figure out what it was for years.
10:26 i was here the other day and i see this sign every time i go. its cool to see it in a VaazkL vid.
BRO WTH I WAS MAKING A PRESENTATION ABOUT CANADA AND USED THE THUMBNAIL MEME
For me, the bagged milk isn't odd at all. We had that in school here in Sweden when I was young. Heck, they were around when I was in 12th grade (2012). It was like this "machine" with a.... tap? That you pressed the glass against. Pretty sure a lot of juice machines in hotels are similar in function, just minus the bag.
@katie7748
3 ай бұрын
Yep. We have bagged milk in the US, too. Not the most common way to purchase it, but it does exist.
@lina9535
3 ай бұрын
I feel like the US is reacting how I was reacting the first time I saw powdered milk 😅🤣 To my child brain it didn't make sense how a liquid could become a powder (I felt to dumb in chemistry class a few years later)
0:41 That is a Vancouver Translink bus and since I see them all the time, I know that the 'sorry' is not for the accident but because the bus is 'not in service'
@Cartonies
2 ай бұрын
yes korect
As a canadian myself I can confirm that every single stereotype is indeed totally 100% true.
6:52 HE IS TOO CANADIAN TO BE LEFT ALIVE
MY MILK IS MY OWN PROBLEM. 🇨🇦
@Rainy_Playz
9 күн бұрын
🤨
Duels not being illegal is so true I hear about sword fights in the next town over constantly 😭
I swear Canadian geese will 1v1 God if he even dares move 1 inch closer to them
@user-ub5wf3tj1y
3 ай бұрын
this comment should be pinned
@kyze8284
3 ай бұрын
The only thing I’m scared of are Swans and turkeys. I can take a canadian goose but not their bigger siblings. Yet. I’m still training. THEN I’ll tackle the turkeys. They’re like swans but sharp
@maksimillius29
3 ай бұрын
And win
@suchnothing
3 ай бұрын
@@kyze8284 Yeah, 1v1 you can probably take a Canadian goose, as long as you're confident and over 4 ft tall. Just grab em by the neck haha. But don't forget that unlike swans, who tend to pair up, Canadian geese travel in packs of anywhere from 4 to 15 individuals, and they WILL team up on you.
@SquarahKat
3 ай бұрын
I saw two geese and I SWEAR they were on crack, I was scared for everyone I watched walk past them, I was just watching from a distance
The photographic evidence is for the expression "Does a bear shit in the woods?" Personally I always find bear poop on the road, and bear puke in the bush
Canadians, Americans, Mexicans are Frieza, Namekians, Saiyans. RIP Akira Toriyama.
@t1m3f0x
3 ай бұрын
*Canadians not set to "overly apologetic" are Frieza. (Canadians set to "overly apologetic" are not Frieza)
@triplus198
3 ай бұрын
what the frick does the comment above me mean
@Adamant1993
3 ай бұрын
Canada is Trunks you infant
@Adamant1993
3 ай бұрын
Vegeta is the UK and US is Goku, anything else is laughable
@Adamant1993
3 ай бұрын
Japan only wishes they reached beyond Nappa level, that's why they invented DragonBall, to dream of things they would never responsibly have unless they stopped being so egotistical.
IVE BEEN ASKING FOR SO LONG THANK YOU
As a Canadian, I can agree that I have worn shorts in -40 weather and me and my cousins all went outside to go play in the snow with just shorts and a T-Shirt, multiple times. Also I want more of these videos.
Lol, the buses just display "Sorry, Not In Service" or something like that whenever they're on the road but not running a route to avoid confusion when they blow past you at the stop (otherwise it shows the route number and the next stop), but i guess it works for an accident too 😅
5:59 Of course I'm an expert
@Link-from-hyrule
Ай бұрын
I can back that up, I am on my 82nd life. Canada is fun
Canada is just Australia on easy mode. Nobody can convince me otherwise.
@SquarahKat
3 ай бұрын
Canada is Australia but just deadly cold
@ColinFox
2 ай бұрын
@@SquarahKat And without so much deadly wildlife - we just have cougars, grizzleys, black bears, polar bears, wolverines and brown recluse spiders. Australia is much more dangerous 😉
@briankearn6991
2 ай бұрын
Canada is the Queen’s favourite grandson.
@k0iip0ndzz
2 ай бұрын
Canada = Australia on cold mode
@BreakerXXIV
2 ай бұрын
As a Canadian, I agree. Till you hit the far north. Then its literally the same as Australia, except instead of it being hot and everything's trying to kill you. Its cold and everything is trying to kill you .
15:26 As a Canadian, look how clean that snow is. If the snow ain't clean, you know who to blame for messy up maple taffy day, because they wrote their name in yellow😉Get it?
Made me smile, thank you 😊🇨🇦
15:45 Fun fact: "Project Habakkuk or Habbakuk (spelling varies) was a plan by the British during the Second World War to construct an aircraft carrier out of pykrete, a mixture of wood pulp and ice, for use against German U-boats in the mid-Atlantic, which were beyond the flight range of land-based planes at that time." "After promising scale tests and the creation of a prototype on Patricia Lake, Jasper National Park, in Alberta, Canada, the project was shelved due to rising costs, added requirements, and the availability of longer-range aircraft and escort carriers which closed the Mid-Atlantic gap that the project was intended to address."
@briankearn6991
2 ай бұрын
Seems like a war profiteering scam.
As a Canadian, I can confirm this is true
11:50 The little chairs around the pizza "table" are a reference to _The Friendly Giant_ , a kids' show in which they used model furniture to suggest the host was a giant. He would invite the viewers to enter the castle and sit on the furniture.
I’m Canadian and it’s true people are really nice. So nice that the bears are nice;like a bear literally politely walked by me once.
i love being canadian, the stereotypes about us are just that we are polite
As a Canadian these memes are all accurate
13:19 MississAgUa really caught me off guard, had to pause the video and show my friend who lives there. and the cut which means you redid it makes it even better!
the bear pooping was for the saying "does a bear shit in the woods?"
As a canadian, I am still so confused about how bagged milk is so strange to everyone. I thought most countries knew about and used both bagged and the packaged milk???????
@roringusanda2837
3 ай бұрын
🇺🇸no. 🥛🐙 I have never heard of a sack of milk
@leex_2316
3 ай бұрын
I remember in Kindergarten, we would be served bagged milk in the U.S but after that year they only had bagged milk like one other time after that.
@vicvik5305
3 ай бұрын
When I learned that this only existed in Canada I was so confused.
@SquarahKat
3 ай бұрын
@@vicvik5305 looking through these comments I found out it's not just Canada, Brazil and some places in China have bagged milk too, but myself as a Canadia haven't even seen any
13:17 'Missisagua' 😭
@Mr.unknown250
3 ай бұрын
Fr what the f was that pronunciation as a Canadian I’m slightly offended
@Kat_Krazy
3 ай бұрын
As someone who lives there I am slightly disappointed annoyed and confused
@user-ke7ki6mx2z
2 ай бұрын
Next he’s saying MississaUSA
4:06 Nova Scotia pronounced “Sco-sha”. Also we have bagged milk from Ontario all the way to the east coast. Not just Ontario and Québec.
@walmartgang4578
3 ай бұрын
Can confirm
@csi2000
3 ай бұрын
West of Ontario used to have it too. I live in Saskatchewan. It's no longer being sold here. They stopped selling it in the 90s.
One of my best online homies is a Canadian and we frequently insult each others' countries and races for fun. Coincidentally we're both VaazkL watchers too. Anyways, since I'm a Chinese he never runs out of insults (ouch), such as coin slot eye or yellow factory worker etc. I only know to call him maple syrup slurper and mock the "eh" accent and I literally know nothing else about insults to offend Canadians because literally no one thinks of insults to hurt the Canadians. My stock supply of insults for Canada is dropping quickly and to avoid repetition I'm resorting to insult Canada via politics, that is, until this video dropped. Thanks VaazkL, now I have learnt so many more new tips and tricks to offend or mock my Canadian homie. Appreciate it! Also would love to see China memes next lol
ADRESSING THE BEAR TAKING A DUMP IN THE WOODS: There is a saying that goes, "does a bear shit in the woods" that is often said when a ridiculous question is asked. Good day (also yes a am Canadian..)
As a canadian, these memes are accurate
We dont train geese, the geese train us. They are the harshest drill sergants youll ever meet.
Finally a video i can relate to
3:09 I AM A WIZARD! Dumbledor said calmly
12:08 what’s wrong with poutine?
@thegreatrobloxian4250
3 ай бұрын
EXACTLY!!! LONG LIVE THE POUTINE!!!!🍁🫡
at around 16:00 the only thing i’m surprised about is the fact that 2 packs of cherry tomatoes was LESS THAN $5?!
As a Canadian I finally got the video I’ve been waiting for!
3:01 HETALIA🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
@daleri
Ай бұрын
FRR I HAD A HEART ATTACK WHEN 2015 FLASHED BEFORE MY EYES
@-Apathy-
Ай бұрын
@@daleri REAL (I was barely conscious back then but i still managed to find hetalia content😭)
0:34 One time someone graffiti'd "n word" on one of the bus stops here in Canada. It was up for weeks and then the city had to go and remove it
1:40 OK WHO LET IT SLIP THE AMERICANS ARENT SUPPOSED TO KNOW.
With regard to the pooping grizzly bear...a common American response to a question whose answer is 'yes' is 'does a bear shit in the woods?' It's like, an obvious yes answer lol.
It is, in fact, still illegal to actually participate in a duel in Canada - including the issuance of the challenge itself. It is a criminal offence with a maximum penalty of two years imprisonment. This extends not only to issuer and the accepter, but anyone involved in attempting to provoke either party into fighting said duel. Source: Section 71 of the Criminal Code of Canada
4:50 as a person living in a bigger city in canada, whoever ranked that is a mf lier
As a Canadian it is true that we mold humans with maple syrup and bring them to life
0:06 Canada has stop saying sorry Everyone: 💀
As a Canadian, I can confirm that these memes are very true
wait, Canada is a real country? Edit: it is an obvious joke?!?!?!
@CleanYourSkullDaily
3 ай бұрын
Don’t worry, it’s just a story… I hope
@rls1438
3 ай бұрын
countries are a thing in this world?
@Fortnitefan716
3 ай бұрын
What is the difference between harry potter and a Jew? Harry potter left the chamber
@Gabezo16
3 ай бұрын
As someone who lives in Canada I can confirm you’re schizophrenic
@mathiasemmens3451
3 ай бұрын
don’t be fooled…
8:45 I can confirm, all it did my break was rain and snow
0:41 that bus is from British Columbia (Canada) and yes, our buses say sorry after an accident, or if they are not in service.