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@totallyworksperfectly5424

2 ай бұрын

Mildly inconvenience memes

@Professional_sleeper-

2 ай бұрын

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@n64briel

2 ай бұрын

memes donut do to vaazkl asking of 189 day

@SawyerTheAnimator

2 ай бұрын

Kiwi bird memes

@Beamdude.

2 ай бұрын

ROBLOX MEMES!

as an american, I find it offensive that you assume we eat guns, we feed it to our pet eagles of course!

@caliberthecow3727

2 ай бұрын

both is good

@mreggs3731

2 ай бұрын

as an Australian, I don't get how the USA is sometimes called the US but the people living there drop the U out of most words that have them and replace the S in most words with a Z. WHY?!

@Lightswitch4203

2 ай бұрын

@@mreggs3731 I could say the same thing about Australians pronouncing vowels differently.

USA is like a mashup of everything. mashup of cultures, mashup of nationalities, and mashups of the smartest and the dumbest people in existance

@Kai-07Lka

2 ай бұрын

That’s the most beautiful description of the USA I’ve ever heard.

@prdus

2 ай бұрын

It's the 3rd biggest country (i think, too lazy to check) so that just makes sense

@Kai-07Lka

2 ай бұрын

@@prdus It has the third-biggest population, behind India and China.

@terminat1

2 ай бұрын

Existence.

@elephant_beard227

2 ай бұрын

"TAXES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *punches the reply above me*

as an american i can confirm we eat guns

@NoBloons

2 ай бұрын

Yummy yummy ammunition

@johnmcwick1

2 ай бұрын

Got a fresh batch out of my freedom oven just a few min ago.

@Ape-El

2 ай бұрын

As an American I can confirm that what you say is true. I personally think assault rifles have the best flavor, but Glocks are tasty as well.

@BakedWorms

2 ай бұрын

As a Floridian I say we do not only eat the guns, but the ammo as well

@CHEESEyeah.-.

2 ай бұрын

Only depressed people put gins in there mouths 🍷🗿

That last one is glorious. Also, as a Texan, we in America don't use "Texan" as crazy, we usually just think of either wild west stereotypes or shotguns (or just guns in general). Cause that's what we're known for here.

@Texasiscoolorsmthidkiforgor

2 ай бұрын

fr fr

Pronouncing the S at the end of Arkansas and then Illinois immediately after is a hate crime

@zichenghan7585

2 ай бұрын

At least we can confirm his nationality

@lordpumpkinhead265

2 ай бұрын

I think it's a crime in Arkansas to pronounce Arkansas incorrectly.

@mollusckscramp4124

2 ай бұрын

But why is this one NOT our Kansas?? AMERICA EXPLAIN!!!

@George_Washington1732

2 ай бұрын

⁠@@mollusckscramp4124Because it’s how it’s pronounced. Why is “colonel” “kernel”? BRITAIN EXPLAIN!!!!

@caliberthecow3727

2 ай бұрын

@@George_Washington1732 i think we can all agree english is just fucked (my autocorrect says english is not the correct way to spell that so obviously its working) American english especially but all english is just confusing

"I was in Florida. I drove for nine hours and I'm still in Florida." Two sentence horror at its finest.

@wallee-pd9cj

2 ай бұрын

I was in Texas I drove for 10 hours and I'm in New Mexico.

@holyelephantmg8838

2 ай бұрын

Driving nine hours in America can get you through 5 states or halfway across one.

@Texasiscoolorsmthidkiforgor

2 ай бұрын

yes

@CookiesandCream366

2 ай бұрын

I was in Florida I drove for 7 hours and I’m in south caralina

as an American I confirm guns (very confirmed)

@aftp4i94

2 ай бұрын

That photo was in error. That was an after dinner gun, not a breakfast gun. Breakfast guns are usually snub nosed revolver. Calibre will vary depending on your diet.

4:38 The Birds Aren’t Real protest was actually a satirical protest! In part to show how crazy some conspiracy theory protests can be, but also to see how many people could believe that the protest was real. They made it on the news and everything, and the guy who organized it even made a TED talk. It’s actually super interesting!

7:15 Guilty as charged. I like my Cheese, get away from me. MY CHEESE

2:35 Sorry to disappoint, the oil thing is mostly the Government and we usually keep our guns concealed to not make visitors too uncomfortable, just the right amount of uncomfortable, you never know who actually is armed and looking for oil... It adds to the experience, trust me.

6:07 The flags in classrooms are so people can face the flag if they want to say the pledge of allegiance in the morning. Its not required to do it, but the government says that every school has to let people do it, and the schools also host it, like teachers will say the pledge.

@aidennewton

2 ай бұрын

In my school, we have to at least stand up for the pledge

@nineten-eu4ig

2 ай бұрын

I live in Korea and we also have flags in all of our classrooms We only do the pledge thing twice a year though

@jennyb9065

2 ай бұрын

I must be old because it was required. Detention, sent to the principal's office and call your parents. Better hope you're not in a conservative school/area or have a religious teacher and don't say 'Under God' in the pledge of allegiance....I got into alot of trouble in school for that stuff, lol.

@PleaseHelpMeGetDonkey

2 ай бұрын

Ha! That's so stupid! You poor bastards!!!

@hiplsnols4394

2 ай бұрын

@@jennyb9065we dont have to do the pledge but it still includes the ‘under god’ part

as an american i approve of these memes

No, no, no. We use Florida to refer to craziness. We use Texas to say, "Man, that's big!"

11:19 failed to mention that he did not in fact succeed in robbing a gun store, he got shot, ran away, and got arrested.

Fun fact: in 1984 Red Dawn, where the soviets invade America, there was a McDonalds shooting scene, but was sadly cut due to an actual shooting at a McDonald’s close to the release, so they cut it

yeeeeeeHAAAAH! LOVE ME some GUNS FOR BREAKFAST! *pow pow sound effects*

@d1nodray

2 ай бұрын

Do you live in america or something? That's exactly what it sounds like here

5:39 The best part is that literally only one of those four actors is actually from the U.S.A. The rest are all British.

*America when they heard of the Metric System:* Pfff, nah. *America when they heard of the Loch Ness Monster:* Now I need me some of this!

@Slurpgerk

2 ай бұрын

We actually wanted to convert but the British didn't let us :(

@user-oq7xc5qp3y

2 ай бұрын

@@Slurpgerk are they not letting you do it now?

@caliberthecow3727

2 ай бұрын

@@user-oq7xc5qp3y no but we dont want it now unless its for bullets and other military applications (because if we started using imperial for our weapons then it would be unfair to everyone else)

@littleaqua32

Ай бұрын

I know this is a joke but it’s one made in ignorance, because we do use the Metric system alongside the Imperial system.

@littleaqua32

Ай бұрын

*Pirates didn’t let us, you mean

Can we agree that we need the Canadian memes again?

@aaiden_Blade

2 ай бұрын

no we cant

@caliberthecow3727

2 ай бұрын

@@aaiden_Blade yes we can ;)

The British will never accept that it's literally their own fault that we don't use the Metric system.

@zacharyrollick6169

2 ай бұрын

There was also that time pirates stole the metric samples we ordered.

@Slurpgerk

2 ай бұрын

@@zacharyrollick6169 that's exactly what I'm referencing, yeah

@CrusaderLegFoot

2 ай бұрын

The Brits also invented the imperial system in the first place.

@dragong33k

2 ай бұрын

​@@zacharyrollick6169not pirates, licensed British privateers

@Secarious

2 ай бұрын

You guys have known about it for over 100 years and still teach kids in school inches and feet.

3:11 this is unironically how I find Kentucky on a map

USA USA WE MEASURE PIZZA WITH ACRES

7:24 can we talk about how he pronounced Bavaria like Ba-vuh-rii-uh. 😂

As a American I can confirm some times you can see a eagle I saw one yesterday holding a fish in it claw while flying

Wtf is a kilometer???🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅

@naimadrummer9

2 ай бұрын

It's 1000 meters. But like... wtf is a mile? 1609, 344 meters? I feel like that's too specific... I don't really understand...

@hiplsnols4394

2 ай бұрын

⁠@@naimadrummer9Wtf is a meter???🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅

@caliberthecow3727

2 ай бұрын

@@naimadrummer9 there is 5280 feet in a mile, we didnt make miles off of meters although it is kinda odd we didnt copy yall and use 1000

As an American I can confirm all of these.

LOVE U VAAZKL

As an American sadly the gun memes are normally not real.

@Grenko

2 ай бұрын

thank you, finally someone who speaks truth

@LeverActionBoi

2 ай бұрын

Why sadly?

@henrydea5912

2 ай бұрын

bro someone brought a gun to school this week, not even joking

@connertomaterhater6691

2 ай бұрын

@@LeverActionBoi Because I am an American that likes guns

@setster007

2 ай бұрын

As a Texan, the majority of cases where they are real are here,

20:30 As someone who lives in Massachusetts, I can confirm this is 100% true.

21:25 it's funny that they believe americans can be trusted with a litteral gun that can kill people but not with a chocolate egg

Not an American, but measuring deer in hamburgers makes total sense, when you hunt it - you want to know how much food you're getting.

6:51 Freedom *_Crisps_*

9:34 we have to test our sirens either every week or every other week during tornado season so that we're sure they work properly.

7:56 This kid has no concept of pain

@blaine1234

2 ай бұрын

I can agree with that kid tho, as a Mississippian

*Breathing* - American: "dID yOu MisGeNDeR mE?"

as an american i can confirm that these memes are about us

ROOT BEER!

As an American I can confirm that we measure pizza with acres

@naimadrummer9

2 ай бұрын

But why...

@ChazRides

2 ай бұрын

@@naimadrummer9we dont lol

As an American wolf, I do confirm that American wolves caw like Eagles.

0:12 no he threw guns

1:53 the guy was also throwing tea bags into the bathtub

18:00 Bro, we have posters of students everywhere, my mom even bought mine and it's been hanging in the hallway since I was eight

3:02 As an Iowan, I can confirm. Our county map is very cursed.

7:15 - Czech Republic mentioneeeed 😂!!

In the Midwest on the first Wednesday of the month they test the tornado sirens

that was more legit than I can express

Always a good day when he uploads:)

Brits are more obsessed with talking about how americans like cheese, than americans are with cheese.

@karal_the_crazy

2 ай бұрын

As a Wisconsinite I am 100% obsessed with cheese and I don’t know what you are talking about

@lordpumpkinhead265

2 ай бұрын

@@karal_the_crazy A fellow Chess enjoyer?

@karal_the_crazy

2 ай бұрын

@@lordpumpkinhead265 no I play checkers I find the nuance of chess to complex

7:43 *_Sodapop._*

@gamingwithpinkster640

2 ай бұрын

Should have included how the south just says Coke for everyting

5:17 Rugby, Crisps, Colour. I will say these words in place of the American English versions till the day I die and nobody can stop me thanks to the freedom of speech! Ahahahha! Behold its a double edged sword!

@HenryPlays923

2 ай бұрын

Chips

@Solesteam

2 ай бұрын

@@HenryPlays923 Ah yes I do love chips, they're the most iconic side to a burger in the US.

10:19. I approve.

15:39 this is true. for me especially. i love the science guy

6:30 As a person who resides in South Canada I find this pretty funny.

@HenryPlays923

2 ай бұрын

Me to I live in south mid west

1:18 for those who want to know: the British are the ones who invented the imperial system but they changed to metric when the *french* invented the metric system. America however unlike every other country, decided to keep the imperial system.

2:52 NYC townhouses: Am I a joke to you?

5:32 wait wait, lemme do something (rubs out the uk). There we go.

Your right about PA 15:09 But there are no pot holes anywhere in my area

Could you do Bahamian memes if you can find enough? Or Caribbean memes is general?

15:11 I can confirm it is always like that. Especially when people dig up the road and halfway fill it in.

Fun Fact: It actually is Soccer. *Britain* just gaslit the rest of the world into calling it Football to spite us

@isaiahbarton7160

2 ай бұрын

While many people will think this is a joke, or a meme, it is basically the truth. when Football was invented many people started playing it, and not everyone used the same rules, so a name had to be given to the original sport to separate it from the other versions. The name that was given was Soccer, and it was short for Association Football. There are still two other sports that are major and originated from the original Football. those games are Rugby and American Football.

@THE_GREMLINZ_OFFICIAL

2 ай бұрын

Association football

@PleaseHelpMeGetDonkey

2 ай бұрын

As an Australian, it is soccer. 'Football' is fucking afl. Britain is weird.

@LinkinKable

2 ай бұрын

I am not British but it's Football because it's played only with your feet, like there's a sport called Handball which is basically the same just using hands not feet. By this logic American Football should be called Handegg 😂

@ibrahimihsan2090

2 ай бұрын

Soccer literally means Association Football. It's just American Football. We aren't calling Football "Soccer" unless it's American Football.

15:09 bro did us dirty but also clean lmao

To explain the tornado alarm bit, once a month (typically on a Wednesday) we have tornado alarm tests.

6:00 The rest of the world has achieved a utopian state without US intervention and is deciding whether to help them out or let them wipe themselves out... It's a really tough choice...

@HenryPlays923

2 ай бұрын

Wipe us out

9:35 The first wednesday of every month is when we test our tornado sirens.

@skysetblue9578

2 ай бұрын

We have ours on Saturdays

This was one of the funniest videos you have done. Please do this again sometime but maybe a couple memes for each state in alphabetical order. I love this country and making fun of it is super fun too.😁😆🙃

9:23 in Australia, we say "scissors paper rock"

1:25 I think I remember there being a show about this. I just don't remember anything about it.

20:08 YOU SKIPPED TO THE BRILLIANT PUNCH LINE ON THIS ONE

0:29 Put 30 pancakes under that toast and a couple more side-arms and it's accurate.

12:52 ok, I live in Georgia, and it feels like it during the summer lol🤣

0:40 tornados, thats what happens there

8:04 I can actually say that Happened. I am not that kid but I saw the news reel some time ago

The Oklahoma panhandle is actually one of the worst places on earth for tornadoes.

dont make me get my powdered wig out brit

“It’s soccer when America win more games” That is the greatest comeback I’ve ever heard

This video is already making me hungry for oil

6:24 that is surprisingly true

@15:12 I live in Pennsylvania, and there was a pothole in the street one block from my house for years, and out of habit, my dad still avoids where it was.

Can please do Simpsons memes or art also I love your video I just watch your comic one

@VaazkLShorts

2 ай бұрын

i actually have been working on a simpsons meme video, not sure when itll come out, but i have the memes for it!!

@cassidi8422

2 ай бұрын

@@VaazkLShortsok thank you !

10:35 being a Texan I can STILL relate to that

11:16 He’s Heracles in the original myths, actually. Though his birth name was either Alcides or Alcaeus, depending on the myth.

Over here in Australia Scissors, Paper, Rock is also popular. Its my personal favourite.

3:31 the picture of target should be replaced by a picture of both McDonald's and Wendy's

@caliberthecow3727

2 ай бұрын

no i cant buy a gun at wendys, mcdonalds is debatable tho

@laloandbendy

2 ай бұрын

@@caliberthecow3727 no it's because McDonald's always have a stupid broken ice-cream machine and Wendy's got my order wrong twice in 2023 alone, and they made the food more expensive

12:54 The devil came down to Georgia from New Jersey.

13:53 even better in Texas!

16:15 that says “Motor vehicle liability insurance”

7:21 personally the HRE crown is my favourite

5:59 That's literally how it was done in The Darkest Minds lol

America 🇺🇸 🦅 🍔 🔫

16:00 imagine having daylight savings lol

2:49 no 3 sacks of corn and we get five acres

GIVE ME YOUR OIL, VAAZKL!

No way a video about me!

15:10 is correct, but also bc the hillside falls out and then the road is gone

As an American, MURICA

9:33 it's scissors rock paper here in my country

0:33 I’m literally from Illinois, and we don’t put mustard on pop tarts

for those who dont know we have tornado siren testings every wednesday at 12 pm

Subway just introduced the _Footlong Gun_ ,the twist to McDonalds' huge hit, the _McGun_ Selling for $9.99 in every Subway location nationwide