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  • @anobliviousnpc1586
    @anobliviousnpc15867 ай бұрын

    When damien looked up dihydrogen monoxide and said "oh it doesn't even exist" I laughed way harder than I should have.

  • @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit

    @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit

    7 ай бұрын

    I have hoarded all of the dihydrogen monoxide and convinced The Government (TM) to tell people that it does not exist. Sorry.

  • @hollygirlie

    @hollygirlie

    7 ай бұрын

    Guess water isn't real

  • @CHILLIN2540

    @CHILLIN2540

    7 ай бұрын

    "Oh it's not real"

  • @kyototomokui6676

    @kyototomokui6676

    7 ай бұрын

    Damn, guess he was in Africa when he recorded this.

  • @pi_man3

    @pi_man3

    7 ай бұрын

    No water?

  • @ectothermic
    @ectothermic7 ай бұрын

    I'm actually enjoying Damien doing some quick research when he doesn't get it. That's nice, more people should do that.

  • @emmadrew3911

    @emmadrew3911

    7 ай бұрын

    His research is often wrong which is also amusing though

  • @ectothermic

    @ectothermic

    7 ай бұрын

    @@emmadrew3911 Well he tries. :u

  • @ArtsyKnox25

    @ArtsyKnox25

    7 ай бұрын

    ​@@emmadrew3911well at least he tries to educate people and himself, even if sometimes it's wrong. It's better than being ignorant, hateful, and uneducated 🤷🤦

  • @thedevil5693

    @thedevil5693

    7 ай бұрын

    I agree

  • @comandit
    @comandit7 ай бұрын

    About the dihydrogen monoxide thing, someone (as a prank) started a movement against it and used the fact that many people died to it (mostly drowning), but he only used the percentage and did not explain how it killed people, to get a whole army of idiots protesting against the use of dihydrogen monoxide (water, but they didn’t know that) because it was used in kid’s products, building materials… Gotta love the Internet

  • @PipoZePoulp

    @PipoZePoulp

    7 ай бұрын

    Just like oxygen is killing us, slowly.

  • @mogbomybb

    @mogbomybb

    7 ай бұрын

    y'know, everyone who died in the past had signs of dihydrogen monoxide in their bodies...

  • @ralphwiggum1203

    @ralphwiggum1203

    7 ай бұрын

    @@PipoZePoulp not the same thing at all tbh

  • @hanchen267

    @hanchen267

    7 ай бұрын

    "guys! all people who have drank water have died!"

  • @GreenPixel-Moosie

    @GreenPixel-Moosie

    7 ай бұрын

    This reminds me of a song from a soviet movie (it was meant as a joke song) the title of which roughly translates to "It's not beer that kills people, it's water. "

  • @Mercure250
    @Mercure2507 ай бұрын

    For those who are wondering, sodium is Na because of its other name, natrium. Potassium also has another name, kalium, hence its symbol being K. This is what they are called in some other languages, like German or Japanese, for example. And if you're wondering about some of the other ones : - The 7 metals of Antiquity (gold, silver, iron, copper, tin, lead, mercury) have their symbols based on their Latin names : Aurum -> Au, Argentum -> Ag, Ferrum -> Fe, Cuprum -> Cu, Stannum -> Sn, Plumbum -> Pb, Hydrargyrum -> Hg - Antimony's (Sb) is also based on Latin, stibium - Tungsten's (W) is based on another name for it, wolfram. This name also serves as a basis for the name of an important tungsten ore, wolframite.

  • @Circuitbreaker9

    @Circuitbreaker9

    7 ай бұрын

    Not gonna lie, they sold the bag on silver. Argentum goes so much harder!

  • @TerenceBai-oi7wh

    @TerenceBai-oi7wh

    7 ай бұрын

    I exist

  • @redman7775

    @redman7775

    7 ай бұрын

    These old names are so much better

  • @nicholasmajor4140

    @nicholasmajor4140

    7 ай бұрын

    Ok, nerrrdd (I'm kidding this is actually pretty cool)

  • @AccSwtch50

    @AccSwtch50

    7 ай бұрын

    When I read the top part, I see two elements, merge them in my head while reading, and expecting to get table salt. Then I thought about it a little further and realize that was actually a reactive (explosive) liquid metal. It's NaK by the way.

  • @marmalade846
    @marmalade8467 ай бұрын

    Gotta say congrats to Damien for researching when confused by the complicated science. I'd just sit in confusion then move on.

  • @t-bonejones3576

    @t-bonejones3576

    7 ай бұрын

    Complicated? Educated in America, I presume?

  • @jacksonm6969

    @jacksonm6969

    7 ай бұрын

    ​@@t-bonejones3576really dude?

  • @MrHodoAstartes

    @MrHodoAstartes

    7 ай бұрын

    The complicated science of wildly exaggerated clickbait.

  • @Voidi-Void

    @Voidi-Void

    7 ай бұрын

    ​@@t-bonejones3576it's not the education thats the problem. We all just happen to be dumbasses.

  • @GamingCat343

    @GamingCat343

    7 ай бұрын

    @@t-bonejones3576 Yes Yes Yes Yes yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes YesYes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes

  • @nebulan
    @nebulan7 ай бұрын

    Damien having an existential crisis about fungi. Fungi are closer to animals evolutionarily than plants

  • @sopcannon

    @sopcannon

    7 ай бұрын

    so vegans asre eating meat

  • @nebulan

    @nebulan

    7 ай бұрын

    @@sopcannon only if they eat mushroom FLESH

  • @sthenios7026

    @sthenios7026

    7 ай бұрын

    Lets be honest, everyone had a fungi existential crisis at least once or will yet have one.

  • @elieli2893

    @elieli2893

    7 ай бұрын

    People just can't fathom that there are three groups instead of two, can they 😅

  • @MrHodoAstartes

    @MrHodoAstartes

    7 ай бұрын

    ​@@nebulan Like chicken of the forest?

  • @jayglenn837
    @jayglenn8377 ай бұрын

    Damien completely missing the solar system/hydrogen joke floored me lmao.

  • @viddork

    @viddork

    7 ай бұрын

    Then again, so did the person who gave that long, calculated response. Edit: I just double-checked, and noticed that the person on Quora was answering a slightly different question.

  • @NonArtisticArtist-ari

    @NonArtisticArtist-ari

    3 күн бұрын

    I didn't get it at first, i think you just assume its big numbers

  • @paperstrawsYT

    @paperstrawsYT

    3 күн бұрын

    Same

  • @lollertoaster
    @lollertoaster7 ай бұрын

    "Mushroom have their own *animal* kingdom?"

  • @t.kersten7695
    @t.kersten76957 ай бұрын

    this subreddit literally is the nerd convention of the dad joke enthusiasts.

  • @nileprimewastaken

    @nileprimewastaken

    7 ай бұрын

    no its the dad joke enthusiast convention of the nerds

  • @mishagaming1075

    @mishagaming1075

    7 ай бұрын

    @@nileprimewastakenBoth.

  • @nameless......................

    @nameless......................

    21 күн бұрын

    ​@@nileprimewastakensodium yttrium es

  • @WarneD1
    @WarneD17 ай бұрын

    9:17 Hey Damien, this meme is funny because most physics problems you solve for your classes say to ignore certain variables that exist in life, such as air resistance, and Friction. For example a physics question would be something like, ignoring air resistance assume a ball was launched into the air at a certain angle at a certain force, how high would the ball reach at the highest point of the parabola, and how far would it go. If you accounted for air resistance the answer would be less distance cause it works agains the momentum of the ball.

  • 7 ай бұрын

    -1/2 gt² + Vo*cos (theta)*t + Vo*cos(theta)

  • @noefillon1749

    @noefillon1749

    7 ай бұрын

    The main problem with air resistance is that it makes it impossible to solve the problem analytically (except with a force proportional to the speed which is a really particular case)

  • @ZetaArcticana4006

    @ZetaArcticana4006

    7 ай бұрын

    @@noefillon1749you can solve it but it requires high level differential equations (differential equations II in my school) which is usually not required for an undergrad degree.

  • @jaysea5939

    @jaysea5939

    7 ай бұрын

    "Assume a spherical cow..."

  • @_Funaroma

    @_Funaroma

    7 ай бұрын

    @@jaysea5939I’ll assume what I want!

  • @ultimatefandom3127
    @ultimatefandom31277 ай бұрын

    I never knew I needed this, I now want every narrator to just get thrown into some really nerdy subreddit where they're completely out of their depth.

  • @mishagaming1075

    @mishagaming1075

    7 ай бұрын

    Time to watch someone google for ten minutes to understand jokes that aren't even that funny.

  • @jaxsonbateman
    @jaxsonbateman7 ай бұрын

    "Damien has missed the joke. He will now go on a journey" was without a doubt the funniest part of the video for me.

  • @Hearthburn1
    @Hearthburn17 ай бұрын

    "What the fuck is a fungus then!" is pretty much what people have been asking since they started paying attention to them.

  • @tale7955
    @tale79557 ай бұрын

    Damian saying Fungi as "Fungee" is torture for people like me who had to learn this language.

  • @Qyubij

    @Qyubij

    7 ай бұрын

    english or latin?

  • @Pickaxeismyname

    @Pickaxeismyname

    7 ай бұрын

    @@Qyubij giberish

  • @tale7955

    @tale7955

    7 ай бұрын

    @@Qyubij English, the fact that it's written as if someone had a stroke and pronounced as if someone had 2 is the worst part.

  • @Alexa-Raine

    @Alexa-Raine

    7 ай бұрын

    ​@@tale7955 Irregardless, Inflammable = flammable Through though tough bought bough cough 😂

  • @Galaxy-im5rz

    @Galaxy-im5rz

    7 ай бұрын

    fungy

  • @hardboiled_cat
    @hardboiled_cat7 ай бұрын

    1:07 deleting the no-adblocker-popup like a boss

  • @rando.m.e

    @rando.m.e

    7 ай бұрын

    And paywalls

  • @tommarnt

    @tommarnt

    6 ай бұрын

    he taught me a new trick today

  • @idwj

    @idwj

    12 күн бұрын

    glad im not the only one doing this

  • @Abyss35505

    @Abyss35505

    11 күн бұрын

    Bro just said “your cheap tricks can’t stop me” *breaks the adblocker-denier*

  • @cookieinsurgency1538
    @cookieinsurgency15387 ай бұрын

    3:29 - Dihydrogen Monoxide is a fancy was of saying water which is neutral. The pH scale has a base of 7(14 = more basic while 0 = more acidic and 7 = neutral).

  • @pallao3500
    @pallao35007 ай бұрын

    Also about the pH one; Acids get stronger the LOWER their pH value is, so "higher than any other acid" actually just means "less harmful".

  • @user-wx6ms9rv2m

    @user-wx6ms9rv2m

    7 ай бұрын

    this reminded me of the article of someone starting their day with alkaline water with a spritz of lemon, thus neutralising the alkaline water and making it f***ing pointless (not that there is a point to alkaline water in the first place)

  • @ajhalkeright7043

    @ajhalkeright7043

    7 ай бұрын

    But doesn't it just get more dangerous again with higher pH?

  • @novaseer

    @novaseer

    7 ай бұрын

    @@ajhalkeright7043 8+ is bases/alkalis, which yes, is similarly dangerous to acid at a high enough pH and concentration. 7, however, is entirely neutral.

  • @viddork

    @viddork

    7 ай бұрын

    Actually, it just means they're "less acidic." Alkaline substances can be every bit as "harmful" as acidic ones. Also, is it fair to say that H2O, at pH 7, is an acid? I've seen this before, and it seems like cheating to me.

  • @lowgrav5900

    @lowgrav5900

    7 ай бұрын

    Acids melt alkaline corrode and in the middle does nothing as the liquid is still deciding what to do

  • @Just_a_commenter
    @Just_a_commenter7 ай бұрын

    I get the feeling that some of these memes are gonna go over my head, much like for Robin or Jack. On the plus side, having a very smooth brain means the sad just slides off! No wrinkles for it to get caught in.

  • @ZethDee

    @ZethDee

    7 ай бұрын

    Lucky. Ignorance is bliss :(

  • @mihaleben6051

    @mihaleben6051

    7 ай бұрын

    Your pfp. What is the source?

  • @DevilSpider_

    @DevilSpider_

    7 ай бұрын

    @@mihaleben6051 Commenter. It was drawn by Commenter.

  • @Just_a_commenter

    @Just_a_commenter

    7 ай бұрын

    @@mihaleben6051 The source is me.

  • @mihaleben6051

    @mihaleben6051

    7 ай бұрын

    @@DevilSpider_ 👍

  • @Ryuji-Ly
    @Ryuji-Ly7 ай бұрын

    13:00 Uhhh, it is correct though? One molecule of water is H2O. so 2 hydrogen atoms and 1 oxygen atom, now the solar system is our star system, basically the sun, mercury, venus, earth, mars etc etc. How many stars are in the solar system? One, just one, our sun.

  • @Void_TheDemon

    @Void_TheDemon

    7 ай бұрын

    I'm pretty sure he was thinking of the entire universe or galaxy or something Instead of just the solar system like it said-

  • @name_of_gods8739
    @name_of_gods87397 ай бұрын

    Speaking for the fungi here, We thank Damien for knowing all the work the fungi do.

  • @protoborg

    @protoborg

    7 ай бұрын

    Fungi don't do shit!

  • @user-hd6mx4sg1k
    @user-hd6mx4sg1k7 ай бұрын

    12:10 There's one Star (Sun) in the solar system, there are two molecules of hydrogen in each molecule of water (H2O)

  • @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit
    @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit7 ай бұрын

    12:00 in German this actually makes sense, since sodium is "Natrium" in German(it's the same in Latin btw. That's the reason).

  • @trianglemoebius

    @trianglemoebius

    7 ай бұрын

    All elements are abbreviated using their Latin names (when they have one, obviously). Some people seem to forget that these abbreviations are used all across the world, and one of the reasons they exist is specifically to solve the potential issues of some elements having different names in different languages. For example: As shown in our comments, an english-speaker would say "Sodium" while a German speaker would call the same thing "Natrium", but BOTH would abbreviate it to NA, in turn making it clear to each other exactly which element they mean. It just so happens that some elements have the same - or at least similar - names in both English and Latin.

  • @willemthijssen1082

    @willemthijssen1082

    7 ай бұрын

    Same in Dutch

  • @williamthompson4761
    @williamthompson47617 ай бұрын

    Damien: What are Fungi? Biologists: … Damien: You don’t know either?!

  • @SZB
    @SZB7 ай бұрын

    0:56 "I've come to make an announcement..."

  • @cjw807

    @cjw807

    7 ай бұрын

    SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG ARE-

  • @thebrickinquestion
    @thebrickinquestion7 ай бұрын

    9:04 this whole sequence is amazing, this man is a treasure

  • @Game_Blox9999

    @Game_Blox9999

    7 ай бұрын

    Saw this comment right as that part was playing!!

  • @user-wm3ui4ys4l

    @user-wm3ui4ys4l

    5 ай бұрын

    Timed ​@@Game_Blox9999

  • @oconnorwilliam01
    @oconnorwilliam017 ай бұрын

    0:02 "fungy" 💀

  • @tibby4503

    @tibby4503

    7 ай бұрын

    fuhngee.

  • @airconditionaire

    @airconditionaire

    7 ай бұрын

    Single cellular life: Multicellular life: Theia: Water asteroids: The debris that collided on the perfect spot in the solar system: The Moon: Nothing: Fungi: Sea life: Sea weed and sea corals: Oxygen: Nitrogen: Hydrogen: Helium: Lithium: Beryllium: Boron: Carbon: Fluorine: Neon: Sodium: Magnesium: Aluminium: Silicon: Phosphorus: Sulfur: Chlorine: Argon: Potassium: Calcium: Scandium: Titanium: Vanadium: Chromium: Manganese: Iron: Cobalt: Nickel: Copper: Zinc: Gallium: Germanium: Arsenic: Selenium: Bromine: Krypton: Rubidium: Strontium: 80 other elements:

  • @icecremmester

    @icecremmester

    17 күн бұрын

    I legit studied fungi for 2 years straight just for fun, and hearing him say “fuhngee” hurt me inside

  • @Lithuanian_NAFO_lad
    @Lithuanian_NAFO_lad7 ай бұрын

    At 14:56, a similar sign can be found in the life sciences centre in Vilnius. I know because I go to an after school activity there, learning biochemistry and all. It reads as follows: Do not disturb or feed the students. Andthe comment from our guide when I asked about it was even funnier. Her answer: Yea, especialy dont feed them. Good times from a month ago P.S. I was screaming throughout the whole "Dihydrogen monoxide" part. Thanks Damien

  • @TheDarwinProject1
    @TheDarwinProject17 ай бұрын

    "I have to Google every meme." Damien seems to be dying inside a little with every Google search. 💀

  • @emanuel585
    @emanuel5857 ай бұрын

    3:39 dihidrogen monoxide is the higehst acid in terms ofmph because its neutral and acid counts backwards ps dihidrogen monoxide is water

  • @Alexa-Raine

    @Alexa-Raine

    7 ай бұрын

    DHMO is responsible for 99% of all drowning deaths. It's also the main part of ACID RAIN!😱😂

  • @AnotherVA
    @AnotherVA7 ай бұрын

    Every video Damien’s voice get stronger and stronger as if he’s still with us 🕊️🕊️

  • @cftyftyufyfuyfty

    @cftyftyufyfuyfty

    7 ай бұрын

    If you listen really hard you can still kinda hear it on the wind

  • @regav62

    @regav62

    7 ай бұрын

    bro hes not dead

  • @somedudethatlovesmemes6625

    @somedudethatlovesmemes6625

    7 ай бұрын

    May he rest peacefully peace🙏

  • @AnotherVA

    @AnotherVA

    7 ай бұрын

    @@somedudethatlovesmemes6625 agree 🕊️ 🕊️

  • @RikkiLove0317

    @RikkiLove0317

    7 ай бұрын

    @@regav62You’re right, he still lives on in our hearts 🕊🕊

  • @AmyLynnHellTsuki
    @AmyLynnHellTsuki7 ай бұрын

    Damien saying "Oh no! I have to google every meme" in such distressed voice was somehow very funny to me (and yet relatable)

  • @ThePuff18
    @ThePuff187 ай бұрын

    I genuinely love Damien just Thanos-ing the stupid fffffFUCKING “pay us” pop-up

  • @lyianx

    @lyianx

    6 ай бұрын

    Yeah. im curious how he did that lol

  • @crimsondragon2677
    @crimsondragon26777 ай бұрын

    “I can easily calculate the number of valence electrons in a nucleus” If that number isn’t 0, you’re about to have a very bad day.

  • @godhimself1125
    @godhimself11257 ай бұрын

    1:43 it is often theorized that this scientist liked to hug beehives for an unknown reason

  • @tale7955
    @tale79557 ай бұрын

    10:49 The joke here is that the guy in the picture conditioned dogs to salivate whenever he rung a bell. For this he rung said bell every time he was going to feed the dogs, which became an habit. It's the basis of all of dog training.

  • @wta1518

    @wta1518

    7 ай бұрын

    It also works on humans

  • @scotthewitt258

    @scotthewitt258

    7 ай бұрын

    Jim training Dwight to crave a piece of candy every time he heard the "ding" was one of the best Office pranks.

  • @rebekahwhitney2726
    @rebekahwhitney27267 ай бұрын

    As a linguist my best guess is that math is the language we use to describe science

  • @ambythepubby
    @ambythepubby7 ай бұрын

    Damien not believing is a joke is so funny

  • @Maelstr0mStudios

    @Maelstr0mStudios

    7 ай бұрын

    I liked your comment both because it's accurate and because I like your tag lol

  • @frikimanhd4087
    @frikimanhd40877 ай бұрын

    bro said "i'm tired, i'm tired of being fooled, i'm tired of it" like a very angry wizard

  • @arcticfuzzyfox5242
    @arcticfuzzyfox52427 ай бұрын

    12:15 That's true bc there is only one star in the solar system

  • @cardinalhamneggs5253
    @cardinalhamneggs52537 ай бұрын

    04:30 Light is massless “carrier particles” called Photons, which are so small and massless that their behavioral probability is indistinguishable from a wave.

  • @dontforgetyoursunscreen
    @dontforgetyoursunscreen7 ай бұрын

    1:54 i agree except I don't want to blow it up because it is too bright but because explosions are objectively cool

  • @semodemo0159
    @semodemo01597 ай бұрын

    9:10 mushrooms are like animals but also not some are our suspiciously close ancestors some make you see god for 3 months some kill you some make you better at math for 3 hours and we have no idea what they are

  • @elaexplorer
    @elaexplorer7 ай бұрын

    The physics graduates meme is funny because whenever you're answering a physics question it always says something like assume no air resistance or friction.

  • @theclownkingdom
    @theclownkingdom7 ай бұрын

    2:18 man, must be netherite

  • @Nebulousart
    @Nebulousart7 ай бұрын

    i love the unintentional pun at 2:23… it *rocked* me lmao

  • @jessirose

    @jessirose

    7 ай бұрын

    ikr, it hit me hard

  • @iamdb1990
    @iamdb19907 ай бұрын

    Damien's "bible/Christian" voice is always fun

  • @willemthijssen1082
    @willemthijssen10827 ай бұрын

    14:10 My dad once met a builder doing construction on our house, who determined a right angle by putting one brick against another two bricks, and then placing 3 bricks in between them before triumphantly declaring "Yes, this corner is going to be an exact right angle."

  • @user-wx6ms9rv2m
    @user-wx6ms9rv2m7 ай бұрын

    10:19 Drinks concentrated hydrochloric acid, then drinks bleach. "why am I not cured?"

  • @TenkoFoxx
    @TenkoFoxx7 ай бұрын

    15:50 i like that one ^^ => if you look at the experiment the output changes. Or to be precise, if you look (measure) which slit the electron passes, the waveform collapses due to the interaction and you only get two bars at the screen. If you don't look, it stays in its wavelike probability quantum state and you get an interferece pattern.

  • @jessirose

    @jessirose

    7 ай бұрын

    ohh thank you!

  • @averagelightningenjoyer285
    @averagelightningenjoyer2857 ай бұрын

    15:29 ..which is why he can easily count them.

  • @tttITA10
    @tttITA107 ай бұрын

    Oh, boy. I LOVE this narration! Damien did so good for looking stuff up on the internet and putting on an effort. I wish I was a natural sciences teacher so I'd have a class to which to show this video.

  • @Hi-ll5dg
    @Hi-ll5dg7 ай бұрын

    11:55 Au being gold and Ag being silver

  • @Alienboi2005vidsandstuff
    @Alienboi2005vidsandstuff7 ай бұрын

    Ah yes, some good old science memes. also, 1:35 Reminds me of that one twitter post where this guy posted "Fly me to the moon, and let me kick it's ass"

  • @DamienLee
    @DamienLee7 ай бұрын

    Only now after this video is published did I realize that the meme said “stars in the solar system” not “stars in the universe”.

  • @geekehUK

    @geekehUK

    7 ай бұрын

    Well done.

  • @geekehUK

    @geekehUK

    7 ай бұрын

    There are more replies to this comment than there are stars in the solar system. 😛

  • @SpFishz
    @SpFishz7 ай бұрын

    0:25 it’s pronounced fun guy

  • @FanOfVibriAndClodsire

    @FanOfVibriAndClodsire

    27 күн бұрын

    You seem like a fungi in parties.

  • @negspirito
    @negspirito7 ай бұрын

    11:30 Ag. It's referring to elements by how electrons fill the orbitals. Things get a bit funky once the d-orbitals get involved (the next higher s-orbital will start filling in first, but the d-orbital will steal an electron from said s-orbital to fill itself), but basically find the highest s-orbital (5s here)for the row and add up the following exponents (1+10 here) for the column

  • @bellablue5285

    @bellablue5285

    7 ай бұрын

    It's been a long time since I've done anything with the shells, but thanks for confirming that's what that post was getting at

  • @rebeccak918
    @rebeccak9187 ай бұрын

    math is a human invention that describes natural phenomenon

  • @cillianennis9921
    @cillianennis99217 ай бұрын

    Damian: Fungi are there own kind of animal kingdom. You were so close to understanding but yet still off...

  • @azareii
    @azareii5 ай бұрын

    I love how he just inspectelemented the "Disable your adblocker" popup out of existence.

  • @catgirl185
    @catgirl1857 ай бұрын

    Damien being consistently confused by fungi is relatable ngl.

  • @Game_Blox9999

    @Game_Blox9999

    7 ай бұрын

    He really is a fun guy, isn't he?

  • @pumkin610

    @pumkin610

    7 ай бұрын

    "Who are you? Or should I say.. what are you?" (Fungi laughs in Fungi)

  • @Jonanation

    @Jonanation

    7 ай бұрын

    I am always like "Wait there's MORE!?" Istg fungi become more powerful every time I learn something new about them. They're batshit insane.

  • @mayexkither6656
    @mayexkither66567 ай бұрын

    6:40 neither you fools, polonium is where its at in terms of radiation

  • @B.Cypher
    @B.Cypher7 ай бұрын

    (Flat earthers) “No no no hear us out, the earth is a cube” 16:12

  • @ThatGuy-nm6jq
    @ThatGuy-nm6jq7 ай бұрын

    "Never seen a goat scale a wall, would you like too?" HELL YES

  • @solgaleo3533
    @solgaleo35337 ай бұрын

    3:25 Dihydrogen Monoxide is the long way of saying H2O, or in other words, water (Di means 2, the H is for Hydrogen, and the O is for oxide, with mono being there because there’s only one oxygen molecule). 7 is neutral PH, it’s higher PH than any acid because acids have a lower PH than normal water, it’s bases that have a higher PH There’s actually a whole Wikipedia article about that kind of thing, it’s called a Dihydrogen Monoxide parody, where people call water by an unfamiliar name and list it’s properties in an alarming manner

  • @seandorama5932
    @seandorama59327 ай бұрын

    0:59 BRO YOU CASUALLY DELETED THE AD BLOCKER BLOCKER!!! How

  • @wendellgutierrez761
    @wendellgutierrez7617 ай бұрын

    17:00 "miles a second" 💀

  • @Daft_Vader
    @Daft_Vader7 ай бұрын

    6:24 welcome to optimistic nihilism, Damien

  • @andrewollmann304
    @andrewollmann3047 ай бұрын

    8:57 No, Damien, mushrooms are not plants. They are fungi, like mold and yeast. These are two totally different kingdoms.

  • @thatonedumbe
    @thatonedumbe7 ай бұрын

    7:46 i love consuming toilet paper!

  • @gamingdbr
    @gamingdbr7 ай бұрын

    12:26 solar system****

  • @Lazerblade95
    @Lazerblade957 ай бұрын

    He said that he didn't know much about science, but I still was somehow shocked.

  • @EclipticalSun
    @EclipticalSun7 ай бұрын

    man i love how fungi are actually closer relatives to animals than to plants

  • @Game_Blox9999

    @Game_Blox9999

    7 ай бұрын

    Did I just get rickrolled from a pfp?

  • @EclipticalSun

    @EclipticalSun

    7 ай бұрын

    @@Game_Blox9999 never

  • @Game_Blox9999

    @Game_Blox9999

    7 ай бұрын

    @@EclipticalSun I was just rickrolled with your pfp, which is literally a frame from the rickroll.

  • @ThornsXD

    @ThornsXD

    7 ай бұрын

    @@Game_Blox9999 gonna

  • @Game_Blox9999

    @Game_Blox9999

    7 ай бұрын

    @@ThornsXD OH GOD PLEASE NO!!!!

  • @tygy9600
    @tygy96007 ай бұрын

    I love how they left the deleting of the screen blocker on metro. I've been doing that forever and almost thought it was like a lost art.

  • @ireneparkin3360
    @ireneparkin33607 ай бұрын

    We need to give Fungus more credit.

  • @illegalcumtrader56

    @illegalcumtrader56

    7 ай бұрын

    Fun gee

  • @Actuallygoaway

    @Actuallygoaway

    7 ай бұрын

    Agreed

  • @Alexa-Raine

    @Alexa-Raine

    7 ай бұрын

    Which one? 😂

  • @chirukun

    @chirukun

    7 ай бұрын

    ​@@Alexa-Raineyes

  • @ireneparkin3360

    @ireneparkin3360

    7 ай бұрын

    @@Alexa-Raine all of them.

  • @kitsune_gt
    @kitsune_gt7 ай бұрын

    3:06 i jumped for a second because my name is kelvin and i wasnt looking at my phone

  • @Qyubij

    @Qyubij

    7 ай бұрын

    and your second name begins with a and ends with n?

  • @kitsune_gt

    @kitsune_gt

    7 ай бұрын

    @@Qyubij nope, starts with a c and ends with an l Wait by second do you mean middle name?

  • @Qyubij

    @Qyubij

    7 ай бұрын

    @@kitsune_gt no i was hoping it did tho

  • @kitsune_gt

    @kitsune_gt

    7 ай бұрын

    @@Qyubij better luck next time bro

  • @rivulet-rw
    @rivulet-rw6 ай бұрын

    11:50 Au being gold:

  • @rivulet-rw

    @rivulet-rw

    6 ай бұрын

    wait nevermind "au" is the sound when you get hurt in polish the guy who named gold had it fall on his foot

  • @river_riv._

    @river_riv._

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@@rivulet-rwas a polish person I can confirm we say Au when in pain

  • @rivulet-rw

    @rivulet-rw

    2 ай бұрын

    @@river_riv._ me too

  • @phr0ggerz_
    @phr0ggerz_7 ай бұрын

    One time in middle school my teacher made us practice researching on an article about dihydrogen monoxide and then we proceeded to make a kid that wasn’t in the class fear me for the day and it was hilarious

  • @btggamer4074
    @btggamer40747 ай бұрын

    8:37 flying steam engine go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

  • @miserablepumpkin9453
    @miserablepumpkin94537 ай бұрын

    Hearing Damien freak out over fungi not being plants made me laugh

  • @egekahraman8985
    @egekahraman89857 ай бұрын

    I want to marry the editor for showing us that pro tip you have no idea how much I wanted this

  • @youtubeuniversity3638
    @youtubeuniversity36387 ай бұрын

    4:38 "Natural Phenomena" is a Human Invention.

  • @Thewalliest
    @Thewalliest7 ай бұрын

    6:33 Uranium, duh. Uranus is an ice giant with 13 rings which sounds pretty dope to me. Pluto is some loser who got kicked out of the planet club for being too wimpy.

  • @NeedTherapyUrgently

    @NeedTherapyUrgently

    7 ай бұрын

    Uranus has a horrible name

  • @randompoigon4583

    @randompoigon4583

    6 ай бұрын

    Pluto got a fuc*king heart on its surface

  • @HighPolarExpressConductor
    @HighPolarExpressConductor7 ай бұрын

    The fact that most Barnes & Nobles stores have their science section (specifically the books about evolution) right next to the theology and religion books (specifically the ones that try to disprove it)

  • @ajysuperfly7788
    @ajysuperfly77887 ай бұрын

    11:20 The first two columns and helium are the S subgroup, the ones in the middle that are green are transition metals and are the D group, the last 6 columns excluding helium are the P group, the number in front of the letter tells you which row it is in, and the exponent tells you how far in the subgroup you are, so 1S^2 means in the 2nd element in the first row of the first sublevel, you list off the coordinates of all the elements before the one you want so if you want Aluminum(Al) you say 1S^2, (don't do P or D in the first row because there is nothing for P or D in the first row) 2S^2, 2P^6, 3S^2, 3P^1. This is because Al is the first element in the P subgroup in the 3rd period(row). Not the best explanation but it gives the basic idea, because of energy levels it sometimes mixes it up a bit like in the one shown in the video where it goes 1,2,2,3,3,4,3,4,5,4 but that is extremely complicated.

  • @rakashael

    @rakashael

    7 ай бұрын

    I scrolled all the way down to find someone to explain it! Maths were always a weak point. Thank you for explaining it.

  • @ajysuperfly7788

    @ajysuperfly7788

    7 ай бұрын

    @@rakashael I'm still in highschool and just learned it two weeks ago so its fresh in my memory, and no problem dude.

  • @rakashael

    @rakashael

    7 ай бұрын

    @@ajysuperfly7788 science education is not something I was allowed to pursue as a girl. So I was only able to learn from library books. The understanding is quite limited, but now that free, learning science is the most amazing thing in the world. Good luck in your studies.

  • @tallynnyntyg6008
    @tallynnyntyg60087 ай бұрын

    0:12 "In fact, neither land plants nor terrestrial animals would exist them." Uh.

  • @cosmicvoidtree
    @cosmicvoidtree7 ай бұрын

    10:25: historians would say he we a virgin. The real ones know he was gay and had quite a few boyfriends.

  • @necrocomicon8
    @necrocomicon87 ай бұрын

    12:41 just take the L my guy, you didn't read the meme.

  • @jasperredisyt
    @jasperredisyt4 сағат бұрын

    about the first thing: i dont think i thank them. i have an irrational fear of fungi.

  • @Amanda-zn7ox
    @Amanda-zn7ox7 ай бұрын

    I'm definitely a very science-inclined and nerd-brained person. Almost 2 minutes in, and I am screaming on the inside.

  • @art1_san
    @art1_san7 ай бұрын

    0:34, see, I'm no physics expert, I'm some random 8th grader, but the reason that that truck design wouldn't work is probably: 1. what kind of monster magnet is that 2. the arm holding the magnets would just crumple and you'd just have two of probably the strongest magnets stuck to each other in front of a truck is that right someone tell me

  • @ImScourg3
    @ImScourg32 ай бұрын

    11:58 The reason why sodium's chemical name is Na is because of it's Latin name, which is "Natrium" This applies to other elements to, such as: Iron (Ferrum), Silver (Argentum), Gold (Aurum)

  • @mr.e7005
    @mr.e70057 ай бұрын

    11:13 this is actually the electron configuration of an element, the first number being the shell number, the letter denoting the sub shell, and the 'power' denoting the electron distribution at the described sub shell. Since all subshells are complete except for the 5S¹ shell which should be 2 we can assume this is a group one elements as it has one electron in its outer shell/valance shell (also assuming the element is not an ion which has a different proton number to its electron number) adding the electrons gives 37 which corresponds to Rubidium (Rb) also since the valance shell is an S shell it also indicates its in the S block which encapsulates group 1 and 2 elements and Rb sits nicely in the low end of group one meaning the meeting is on the 2nd floor or 4th idk if each element is their own room in the far left.

  • @quentinbauer1200

    @quentinbauer1200

    7 ай бұрын

    Actually the electron configuration is for Silver (47). For sone transition metals, one of the s orbital electrons jump to the d orbital instead. this is true for copper, silver, gold, chromium, platinum, and like a dozen other elements.

  • @quentinbauer1200

    @quentinbauer1200

    7 ай бұрын

    Also adding the exponents of the electron configuration gives 47

  • @justasilverguy

    @justasilverguy

    7 ай бұрын

    @@quentinbauer1200 no, it's 37 protons. edit: im wrong see below

  • @justasilverguy

    @justasilverguy

    7 ай бұрын

    nvm, wtf i just erased the last term (4d^10) from my eyes like 5 times for some reason its 47

  • @user-wm3ui4ys4l

    @user-wm3ui4ys4l

    5 ай бұрын

    Science

  • @lordlizzard5086
    @lordlizzard50867 ай бұрын

    9:40 ish: stop fxcking around with the formular. Air resistance is when air makes it harder for you to move at high speeds, because it wants to stay where it is and you have to force it out of the way

  • @LegorocketsAnimation
    @LegorocketsAnimation7 ай бұрын

    I'm watching this right before my physics class starts. I love this subreddit. Please keep doing it.

  • @MysteriousBerry
    @MysteriousBerry7 ай бұрын

    Website: you’re using an ad-blocker Him:😂

  • @kriddle4417
    @kriddle44177 ай бұрын

    3:44 it’s water I learned this in school

  • @DukeCyrus
    @DukeCyrus7 ай бұрын

    Damien coming to the conclusion that fungi are not plants, but their own animal kingdom really tickled me

  • @andrewollmann304

    @andrewollmann304

    7 ай бұрын

    Well, they are their own kingdom, as are bacteria.

  • @protoborg

    @protoborg

    7 ай бұрын

    @@andrewollmann304Actually, fungi and bacteria are the SAME kingdom.

  • @mr.sniffly5297

    @mr.sniffly5297

    7 ай бұрын

    @@andrewollmann304um actually 🤓, bacteria are a completely different domain of life, not just a different kingdom

  • @rudrodeepchatterjee
    @rudrodeepchatterjee7 ай бұрын

    9:46 the joke in this meme is that when we study physics, atleast in high school, we tend to ignore a lot of factors. For example, calculating the speed of objects while ignoring Friction. Similarly, air resistance is a factor frequently ignored in our questions. Which is where the joke comes in; a physics grad in the real world would be stumped by a brand new factor which messes their calculations up.

  • @Yuk1_0fficalx
    @Yuk1_0fficalx6 ай бұрын

    In 5th grade, our whole class used to call Fungi “Funji” to tease the teacher, the teacher was my fav science teacher ngl

  • @cardinalhamneggs5253
    @cardinalhamneggs52537 ай бұрын

    00:50 Doesn’t Matter actually _does_ have an application: it’s used as the fuel for SEP field generators.

  • @gec101

    @gec101

    7 ай бұрын

    what does SEP stand for, I’m a total idiot

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