Love that Schlagg gets petty over anyone who uses the same facial expression in their thumbnails, and then proceeds to use the exact same drawing, alignment and overall design in his thumbnails 3 times in a row. (Edit: lmao thanks everyone + Schlatt’s unpaid worker for the likes!! :D )

@sirsamiboi

2 жыл бұрын

Hey at least the drawing is good

@Bail.e_y

2 жыл бұрын

Do u mean schlut Unless there’s another guy called schlagg

@mocha.mp3

2 жыл бұрын

drawings better than someone doing a wojak face ig

@garbage_bin

2 жыл бұрын

Don't you mean "schlagg"

@quadzero6339

2 жыл бұрын

At least he has a father figure

It really sucks that he had to skip one on the streams because some "people" sent animal corpses instead of actual submissions.

@fawncashew

2 жыл бұрын

Given the number of times taxidermy has come up in previous streams, i assume that is what is being sent rather than just straight animal corpses - still weird to most people and a whole stream of it would probably risk a ban, but no where near as bad as straight corpses. Besides, 90% of vocal schlatt fans are the weird kind of obsessive twitch viewers, what do you expect haha

@Yourconradinarms

2 жыл бұрын

Jesus wtf

@bellsharions9042

2 жыл бұрын

@@fawncashew wasn't taxidermy, unfortunately, actual corpses

@selarom2018

2 жыл бұрын

😐😐😐😐😐 edit: reply got deleted hahahahhahaaahha

@helloartie866

2 жыл бұрын

im having trouble trying to understand how taxidermy isn’t just stuffed corpses

I love how when chat saw the tv head they were all saying “cringe” but then schlatt said it was cool and they all agreed

@berenvonbaggins

10 ай бұрын

The TV head was so cool! I've been wanting to make something very much like it so seeing that someone did it is awesome.

@scarletbard6511

6 ай бұрын

The hive mind is fickle.

@presidenttoiletthe3rd

3 ай бұрын

I checked the part of the video and i didnt see a single "cringe" message bruh they all said it was cool at the same time

@Potatomanofbakedcheese

2 ай бұрын

Jschlatt is the true king

The video from 2:35:12 will always be so wholesome man 💀 basically the little German boy's mom let him get soda from the store and he says "my mom let me get soda today and I get to play my favorite game fortnite"

@PzKpfw.VPanther

Жыл бұрын

Makes me smile

@louisperry6138

Жыл бұрын

Happy small children are always wholesome

@cumcumcum148

Жыл бұрын

​@@louisperry6138 yeah. When I was edgy teenager I hated kids. Now I am older and when I see sometimes a child smiling on the streets with their parents, kinda makes me smile too

@KaraTheGirlie

Жыл бұрын

​@@cumcumcum148 I just turned 18 and I have become the person who says "enjoy childhood while you can kid" because holy fuck am I miserable now

@mwagicalpwush

Жыл бұрын

wait that's the yippie sound effect

TIMESTAMPS 7:40 A small amount of water bottles 9:33 Defecation Toilet 10:45 Slay has gone too far 12:04 Walter 13:56 Cartwheel 15:15 Frog 15:59 Super Mario 17:12 Monday 18:26 Henry 20:12 Elmo 21:04 Why is the carpet wet 21:57 Monke 22:38 Capybara Crossing 23:33 Cat hits the fattest whip 24:28 Gorilla Gym 25:35 Average JSchlatt fan 26:18 Cat Sneezes 27:18 La Creatura 28:42 Man Shutcho 29:10 This is awesome 30:54 El Gato 31:32 Feeding Time 32:10 Frederick Fazbear 33:08 El Gato Numero Dos 34:06 Willpower 35:07 Roller Skates 36:00 Orange 36:28 Cereal is Probably 37:13 El Gato Numero Tres 37:20 Pickle 38:40 Women 39:22 El Gato Numero Quatro 39:59 Looney Tunes Urinal 40:38 Prius Scalper 42:15 100% Brain Power 43:32 Egg in Mayo Water 44:43 Whee 45:04 El Gato Numero Cinco 45:25 Rope 46:09 Groan Tubes 47:17 Over The Hedge 49:05 Pizza Time 50:15 Skewer 50:32 Charles Boyle 51:00 Egg 51:25 El Gato Numero Seis 51:44 Instant Regret 52:01 El Gato Numero Siete 52:20 No Habla Ingles 53:02 Augh 53:25 is Nick Gay? 53:55 Batman Symbol 54:15 The Russians 54:29 Too Sturdy 54:56 Monke Part 2 55:50 Train Horn 56:06 He can do tricks 57:36 Cutting 57:58 Number 12 58:31 Harmonica 58:49 Least Insane Sonic Fan 59:58 Average School Bathroom 1:00:30 Huge Brain 1:00:56 Me Too 1:01:12 El Gato Numero Ocho 1:02:36 Clash Royale Moment 1:04:40 Gibbon Moment 1:05:15 Average Anime Fan 1:05:49 The Classic 1:06:37 Pacer Test 1:07:20 Jerma in Michigan 1:08:45 El Gato Numero Nueve 1:09:20 I wouldn’t dance for nobody 1:09:32 POWERADE MONKEY 1:10:00 Too Sturdy 2 1:10:12 All 59 Women 1:10:55 Average Anime Fan 2 1:12:30 Average Texan 1:13:06 Sleepy Joe 1:14:10 airdrop 1:14:47 Ronald Reagan Dies 1:15:19 El Gato Numero Diez 1:16:10 Oh No 1:16:38 RadioHead 1:17:03 Oven 1:17:15 Rip Chair 1:18:04 Watermelon Juices 1:19:28 Average British Child 1:19:53 EJ! 1:21:09 Pikachu 1:21:27 Monkey Flip 1:21:54 Frog 1:22:05 HEEHEEHEEHAW 1:22:59 El Gato Numero Once 1:23:10 Walmart Bathroom 1:23:33 Handle on Both Sides 1:23:45 Absolutely Bonkers 1:24:06 Jawsh Monke 1:24:30 Guitar Hero 1:25:26 Bigfoot 1:25:57 Tacos and Sushi 1:26:09 Average Australian 1:27:11 Mothafucka 1:27:56 Point of the Mask 1:28:39 Monke Part 3 1:28:52 Ass 1:29:10 Demonic Entity 1:29:40 Boe Jiden Bus 1:30:14 Sleep Machine 1:31:04 Seal Noises 1:31:19 New York 1:32:46 2001 1:33:34 Lord of The Rings 1:37:20 Nicaragua 1:37:42 Gayschlatt 1:38:27 Surprise Trap 1:39:17 Rock Collection 1:39:44 Polar Pop 1:40:06 Lizard jukes 1:40:42 Bad Piggies 1:40:52 Jerma at the gym 1:41:37 The Entire Jack Manifold stream 1:42:40 Sparkling Water 1:43:05 Nerf or nothing 1:43:27 Fruit by the Foot 1:43:53 Rock the Dwayne Johnson 1:44:00 Nature Documentary Cameraman moment 1:44:20 Alvin 1:45:33 Fuck You 1:46:00 Therapy Dog 1:46:10 Falling 1:46:45 No 1:46:53 The Heist 1:47:09 Owl 1:47:24 Low Tier God cameo 1:47:56 Quandale Dingle 1:48:37 Something out there 1:49:09 Boulder 1:49:26 Plants vs Zombies 1:49:45 Popsicle 1:50:05 Monkey Bath 1:50:53 Claw Machine 1:51:08 Pikachu 2 1:51:50 Star Power 1:52:00 SpongeBob 1:52:33 Gandalf 1:53:06 Ninja 1:53:44 Coffee Maker 1:54:23 Clash Royale Wizard 1:54:44 Bro Tweakin 1:55:27 Ice Age 1:55:38 Optimum Prime 1:56:03 PC Setup 1:56:16 Taco Bell Wings 1:56:37 I slammed my balls 1:56:53 El Gato Numero Doce SURPRISE SHOW AND TELL VIDEOS 1:57:42 The Cone Zone 1:59:21 Dream Crucifixion 2:01:07 Nope 2:01:12 Portable TV 2:02:09 BIG T 2:05:33 Cool Lizard 2:05:41 Hot Wheels 2:05:46 Kenneth Puyan 2:06:11 Penis Pump 2:06:20 White Woman Spotted 2:07:06 Axolotl 2:07:18 Pyrocynical 2:08:13 Veterinarian 2:08:33 Skippy 2:09:23 Linguine 2:09:30 Stink Jug 2:10:29 Artificial Respiration Instructions 2:10:57 Joshbraham Lincoln 2:11:15 Skunk 2:11:18 Gay Axe 2:11:38 Non Functional AK 2:12:06 Illegally Obtained Stoplight 2:12:55 Pabst Blue Ribbon 2:15:11 Hi Schlatt :) 2:15:20 Pickle Returns 2:16:24 Baljeet 2:16:45 Scorpion Man 2:18:21 Commodore 2:20:57 Bearded Dragon 2:21:37 Pringles Man 2:23:17 IFish 2:24:01 It’s Free 2:24:19 Furry Jumpscare 2:24:23 El Gato Numero Trece RETURN TO THE TIKTOKS 2:25:40 Milk 2:25:54 I don’t remember asking 2:26:13 SuperCock 2:26:32 Monke Spin 2:26:50 Child Abuse 2:27:36 Jack in the Box 2:27:46 Gibbon Schlatt 2:28:27 New York City Subway moment 2:29:04 Start Em Young 2:29:37 Ducks 2:29:50 Worms 2:30:10 Sigma Male Astronaut 2:30:39 El Gato Numero Catorce 2:30:49 She Sniff You 2:30:58 Play Dead 2:32:50 Nutella 2:33:08 Only in New York 2:33:27 Ocks Store 2:34:07 El Gato Numero Quince 2:34:23 Cat Abuse 2:34:30 Peppa Pig 2:35:00 Fortnite and Cola 2:35:20 Free Country 2:35:31 it was me lol rip 2:35:50 No Surprises 2:36:04 Sound Familiar? 2:36:22 Pretend to be my mom 2:36:33 El Gato Numero Dieciseis 2:37:15 Get used to it 2:37:55 A lot of Milk 2:38:09 Bi Joeden 2:38:45 Taken 2:39:05 This is Awesome Part 2 2:39:23 To Be Continued 2:39:34 Like Us 2:39:52 El Gato Numero Diecisiete 2:40:07 Father Figure 2:40:29 WAKE UP 2:40:42 Monkey Fancam 2:40:59 Among Us 3AM 2:42:17 El Gato Numero Dieciocho 2:42:29 Dogs aren’t supposed to eat jellybeans 2:43:07 Holy Tunt Bruva 2:43:42 New York Subway Part 2 2:43:56 SIR GET DOWN 2:44:06 Living Cartoon 2:44:17 Eminem Duck Song 2:44:47 Rabbit Abuse 2:44:58 Fish Futbol 2:45:25 El Gato Numero Diecinueve 2:45:34 Meat Grinder 2:46:33 Meat Grinder Part 2 2:47:30 More Child Abuse 2:48:07 Gay Obama 2:48:27 The Holy Foreskin 2:50:00 RIP 2:50:37 Spiderman 2:51:10 Moo Moo Meadows 2:51:18 Roses are Red 2:52:03 Simulation 2:52:26 Only Guys Understand 2:52:55 Smooth Criminal 2:53:20 Gorilla Pancake 2:53:49 Weezerpost #1 2:53:58 Think Fast 2:54:16 Thick Boys Can Run 2:55:16 He Exports Cocaine 2:55:29 Cat Gods 2:56:16 Aughhh 2:56:27 The Gnome Boys 2:56:50 JSchlatt Parrot 2:57:17 Or Bread that’s fine 2:57:56 El Gato Numero Veinte 2:58:04 Strip Club 2:58:43 Fishing 2:58:55 The Jets beat the New York Giants 2:59:06 Weezerpost #2 2:59:13 What do you think about it 2:59:23 Blind Dog 3:00:05 God is Among Us 3:00:20 Monkies Spin 3:00:43 Gibbon Spin 3:01:00 Frog Jenga 3:01:18 Lasagna 3:01:44 Weezerpost #3 3:02:09 Gay 3:02:20 Mario Kart 3:02:33 Even More Child Abuse 3:02:56 BE A MAN 3:03:05 Small World 3:03:18 Weezerpost #4 3:03:49 Weezerpost #5 3:04:23 Dogs Out 3:04:47 Weezerpost #6 3:05:10 Weezerpost #7 3:07:27 El Gato Final

@gumsgang1216

2 жыл бұрын

I don’t even know why I fucking did this

@moaiemoji

2 жыл бұрын

@@gumsgang1216 amen brother

@darkestheir

2 жыл бұрын

Bless

@muhg2504

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you

@Vertex.

2 жыл бұрын

Lets go I made it im the 2:15:11

Chats only purpose in life is to make 'Jschlatt' go insane.

@drippyrat1178

2 жыл бұрын

Jschlatt*

@velzori5610

2 жыл бұрын

@@drippyrat1178 thanks

@leaf8175

2 жыл бұрын

You love to see it

@plag_.

2 жыл бұрын

@ogQAQ schleezer*

@kanewien

2 жыл бұрын

@@plag_. shleater *

Schlatt's laugh is so contagious, his commentary makes alot of the clips so much funnier than they'd normally be for me

that fucking cat sneezed 37 times in a row and not once did their owner say bless you animal cruelty right there

ok its actually pretty sweet how when schlatt sees a cat, he immediately softens

@riceyummy

Жыл бұрын

​@@Mr_TJones he just like me fr

@daydreamer8344

11 ай бұрын

Don’t let him hear you, his chops will get bigger out of spite

@bitterroxie

Ай бұрын

yeah because hes not seeing men. send more men and he will stay HARD

@user-ej3xz2zb9j

8 күн бұрын

@@daydreamer8344like a cats tail trust

“Schlatt” losing his mind over the Weezer memes was glorious.

@mango98

2 жыл бұрын

@cqvio doli why's everyone saying "schlatt"

@axelrose8481

Жыл бұрын

@@mango98 it's a joke that he's not real

@TORQ111

10 ай бұрын

⁠@@axelrose8481he’s not he’s names schlag who’s “schlatt

Cat sneezed: total 36 times Also: “if you don’t wake up with blood in your fucking mouth like a shark 5 feel from the shore…” Me: *in shark onesie*

The Your Favorite Martian reference is wild though lol love ya Shat, keep it up!

i actually love to see "Schlatt" being this active again, I hope he doesn't hide pain or something deep down like he was doing before I wish you the best man

@Eevee860

2 жыл бұрын

He's active like he was in 1999

@dariuskikstra3994

2 жыл бұрын

Why did you say it in quotations

@gusztavkotschy4980

2 жыл бұрын

what? what was he hiding

@Maplexter

2 жыл бұрын

yes same! i really enjoy watching “schlatts” content and im really glad im going to be able to see more of it

@The8B1tWarrior

2 жыл бұрын

@@dariuskikstra3994 he made a troll video on how it annoys him

Sending Schlatt hundreds if not thousands of pictures of dead animals sounds EXACTLY like something 4channers or whatever would do. What reason would his fans have for sending him that kind of thing?? They've never been that messed up before as far as I know.

@monkee4622

2 жыл бұрын

My money would have been on those toxic Dream SMP stans that dox or send gore to anyone who criticizes their favorite streamers. Either way, they need to fkn grow up. I was so excited to show off my demonic toy collection too.

@dragonheart7901

2 жыл бұрын

@@monkee4622 no its probably just a group of trolls. They like to pick on popular people in fucked up ways like that. Sometimes even pretending to be fans to further ruin the streamers rep (which could be some of those stans) so I think just some fucked up trolls did that to Schlatt

@bdura2021

2 жыл бұрын

@@monkee4622 Wow. I didn't know there have been other communities that do that sort of thing. This is terrible. But yeah; Schlatt, your fans are being FRAMED! Some group of people out there who hate you is almost definitely messing with you, fans would rather send pics of their own asbestos-laden roofs than dead animals D:> I wonder why he thinks his fans did it? Edit: I didn't know there have been MODERN communities that still do it. There's no way 4chan was the only place where people would plan to do that sort of thing, but I'd thought - hoped, even - that it was an abandoned practice by now.

@Scopop08

2 жыл бұрын

As someone who's been around since smp live, it was 100% us yeah there was most likely no outside intervention

@Scopop08

2 жыл бұрын

There was two paths schlatt fans could take after 2019, and it was to quit band and be normal or keep playing the trombone and become a 4channer

i really want to say these type of videos really help me through tough times

"Schlatt" has such a contagious laugh, cheers me up so fast. Keep it up "Schlatt"!

I'm a Department Manager at Wal-Mart, and I can tell you we absolutely let employee's take home displays we're done with. In some cases we trash them, gently, beside the dumpster, and maybe they're gone later that day, who knows? Regardless, they are free, so long as that item's special deal or set is over.

@Sloptopgettingdrop

2 жыл бұрын

I hope you get fired for that

@NuclearParadox

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sloptopgettingdrop For what? Doing something both the Store Manager and Regional Manager allow and at times encourage? Not likely, but thanks for playing.

@baqly

2 жыл бұрын

@@NuclearParadox keep living the best life man They are free

@ghostlyexe

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sloptopgettingdrop why? No fun haver

@dovehorse9066

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sloptopgettingdrop can you explain in detail WHY someone should be fired for that?

For some reason, it gets progressively funnier each time Schlatt says "you're not in OTK"

Love how Schlatt is just like "Fuck you" to people, and then like "Aww help the poor cat"

I’m sorry I couldn’t get the merch sooner J, I never knew about it, but thanks for the plug anyway. And for the content, keep it up Schlatt.

Schlatt is slowly losing his mind, and we might experience the 99' incident again

@inkfoxthe2nd436

2 жыл бұрын

We don't talk about what happened in 99

@BB_6w6

2 жыл бұрын

I hope it won’t happen again

@christianlynch5507

2 жыл бұрын

Wym "another" '99 incident? Nothing happened in '99.

@achilles3139

2 жыл бұрын

​@@christianlynch5507 it was terrible

@crypzcaplifter6509

2 жыл бұрын

@@achilles3139 what was it

50:06 As some who works in a pizza place, those white things are indeed called tables, and we use them traditionally for larger orders to make sure the boxes dont smush the food. It can work like that but, if the box is tilted fully side ways it doesnt stop the toppings and cheese from sliding off.

@sammvch288

Жыл бұрын

Out of nowhere, TOTALLY RANDOM, but I HAD to say this: your profile picture is adorable. I have a soft spot for Minecraft Sheep.

@Blue-wi1uz

Жыл бұрын

@@sammvch288 awww thank you! I also like Minecraft sheep, thanks for choosing to interact with me, I like making new friends, have a great rest of your day

@turzilla

Ай бұрын

@@Blue-wi1uz your pfp is blue

After the video of the guy swinging and getting hurt right here at 45:00 there were quite a few people saying it was deserved and that “he deserved it” This was quite a common phenomena, like in the video of the kid touching the Mario star and runs around and bangs his head. Even the clip of the kid biking and falling off the hill. It seems like whenever someone’s having fun and gets hurt, these people think it’s deserved for whatever reason. Like the man in the swing was just swinging, the only reason he fell was because it wasn’t bolted in enough. I don’t know why the internet hates people having fun but it’s quite scummy

@millenial8212

Жыл бұрын

Bro who cares

@AdminAbuse

Жыл бұрын

Cry about it, Schadenfreude is natural

This is the best video to watch while sleep deprived I was watching this and I couldn’t stop laughing at everything

Too bad for Schlitt, he was a good man.

@Astro-cc1xg

2 жыл бұрын

SCHLITT?!

@greatestyoutuber

2 жыл бұрын

“schlitt” ?

@aliciasw

2 жыл бұрын

@@greatestyoutuber schlitt.

@justthings666

2 жыл бұрын

Schlitt schlagg schlut Schlumberger. I can keepgoing

@anniebabie_8519

2 жыл бұрын

schlitoris

So sad that the show and tell stream got cancelled. I can’t believe some “people”, some viewers of “schlatt”, would send those disgusting “images”

@Dealiosis

2 жыл бұрын

I was wondering about that stream... wanted to know if my pic made the cut or not

@BunnyStarTelevision

2 жыл бұрын

@@Dealiosis mine unfortunately wasnt, i think it sent it in too late :^) maybe he'll do another show and tell in the future

@newguy8288

2 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure it was a group of haters. If it was that coordinated, it’ll probably be some Twitter stans doing fucked up shit

@dragonheart7901

2 жыл бұрын

For those confused, some people (p sure some fucked up group of trolls) sent dead animals. Not taxidermy, straight up dead animals. Like roadkill and crap

@charlesblasini2134

2 жыл бұрын

I was so excited to see Schlatt's reaction to my $5000 funko pop collection

favourite tiktoks 35:06 - rollerblading ankle man 36:00 - giminimasaurus 36:25 - Cereal is probably

nah this vod should be called “jschlatt getting weezered for 20 minutes”

Its that time of day to see "Schlatt" lose his mind

@eshaandave4659

2 жыл бұрын

Bro. "Schlatt".

@frickcentral7535

2 жыл бұрын

Hes known to love weezer

@cosmic_calamity1760

2 жыл бұрын

Woohoo, the best time of day is seeing "Schlatt" go mad

1:14:12 Fun fact: “pussy” (insult) is actually short for _pusillanimous,_ a late Middle English word meaning cowardly or timid. Etymologically: Latin _pusillus_ ‘very small’ + _animus_ ‘mind’.

@lukasvoorhis6964

2 жыл бұрын

Only the romans could come up with this

@cushyuu

2 жыл бұрын

sound like a spell

@d.a.v.nerdyotaku4523

2 жыл бұрын

i mean yeah it might have been used like that at some point but thats not what people mean when they say it (thats probably obvious i just wanted to point it out... k bye *runs away*)

@mattuwu9978

2 жыл бұрын

@@d.a.v.nerdyotaku4523 when you insult someone by calling them a pussy, you’re saying they’re a coward. That’s… why the word is used as an insult.

@VosovioYTC

2 жыл бұрын

@@d.a.v.nerdyotaku4523 This is a cringe free zone, please remove your cringe or you may be prosecuted.

he's like a parent yelling at you for stealing

The first vid. Finally, someone is fighting against the cleaning of this planet.

I'm honestly suprised there wasn't a third purge of the people who submitted minecraft Tik Toks

@quinncupp5365

2 жыл бұрын

I think it’s going to be for the dead animals

@6-10s9

2 жыл бұрын

There’s only so many purges he can do before he bans the entire chat because they’re all mentally insane I’m some way

@exist4046

Жыл бұрын

To be entirely fair Minecraft in itself isn't bad, and a lotta people would probably argue that, depending on what the topic of that MC TikTok is of course, he'd be going a tad too far? But like, they also probably are too dumb to realize they can just make a new Twitch account lmao.

Truly disgusting that some "people" would do such a thing.

@hee-heeman2426

2 жыл бұрын

The bits done

@Lunrbatzz

2 жыл бұрын

It’s getting old now tbh

@cell2179

2 жыл бұрын

@@Lunrbatzz been old for weeks tbh

@NoMitherNoProblem

2 жыл бұрын

@@Lunrbatzz Tbh I’d rather go back to this bit than see one more comment putting Schlatt’s name in quotes, that bit is drier than the Sahara desert on an August afternoon

@virimoss

2 жыл бұрын

it's been old for ages, my guy

Thanks stat this really made my day!!

This is like as long as a movie

I know shlatt is a stupid haha comedy big man but sometimes I feel like he's hiding a deep sadness or he's annoyed at something. I hope you're okay shlatt. Edit: the cat sneezed 36-37 times btw

@HOGWASHLOVER69

Жыл бұрын

I would've liked you comment but it has 169 likes :(

@Pelic22

Жыл бұрын

i counted about 38

@blueink1606

Жыл бұрын

I counted exactly 30

@PositivePeachMilly

9 ай бұрын

I counted 40

These "react" streams have been actually really good content. Really loving these from you. Keep up the great work big guy

@Thwack992

2 жыл бұрын

@cqvio doli The “sound” is different because it’s two different inputs, “Schlatt”‘s mic and the videos audio. Therefore if there is a copyrighted “song”, he can cut out the audio without losing his own “voice”.

Schlatt reacting to a tiktok of the Sturniolo Triplets was the crossover episode of the mf century

In the Biden video where he tries to shake someone’s hand, I GENUINELY think that he was hallucinating when that happened

@Tigershark_3082

19 күн бұрын

Damn, he just like me fr

its a odd feeling when someone who makes you laugh and never really acts serious break character it is fucking dispicble that people sent in photos of dead animals

@Nortex25

Жыл бұрын

⚰️🐕

@bagman123ABC

Жыл бұрын

@@Nortex25 "⚰🐕" -🤓

@ashtremble

Жыл бұрын

@@bagman123ABC “”⚰️🐕” - 🤓” - 🤓 (I agree with you but the chain must continue)

@bagman123ABC

Жыл бұрын

@@ashtremble “”⚰🐕” - 🤓” - 🤓- 🤓 (i respect that)

@cloaker542

11 ай бұрын

Time stamp?

I can’t believe they let him keep streaming in that insane asylum. Keep it up “Schlatt”!

@bagman123ABC

Жыл бұрын

hang on schlint and steel isn't allowed to have access to any streaming platforms or the internet as a whole after what he did back in '08

the best video to watch while bunking school in the toilets:

Forensic scientist in crime scene mentioning a skeleton Jschlatt: Skeleton? That’s like Clash of Clans right?

In the cookie tier list he said “fuck red, only blue” Now he sits here with a bottle of red and I’m speechless

Love to see jschlatt losing his mind

40:10 that’s some Lego star wars 3 for the Nintendo DS 3-D trampoline sound

the weezer rampage at the end was hillarious, how they just kept coming and chalt started losing his mind

@sammygfilms9393

Жыл бұрын

Ah yes, everyone's favorite streamer, "Chalt" 😂😂😂

@comandantethorn9929

Жыл бұрын

@@sammygfilms9393 glad u got the joke-

Great to see the creator of Tiktok reviewing content on his own platform.

28:14 that was my dono! I was really happy he thanked me and I was glad I caught the stream after I celebrated my graduation! Thank you Big Man for making me laugh and smile. And I will link you to your crimes one day Schlatt. :)

@ecliption

2 жыл бұрын

Congrats

@xo-lotl5591

2 жыл бұрын

PLS DONT LINK HIM TO HIS CRIMES PLS

That father son act with face close up is just a masterpiece

schlatt's description of the elmo was so accurate

Love how every time Schlatt is on KZread trending it’s for gaming no matter what he is actually doing

This man has seen a lot, respect him. The years of pain and suffering from his trolling fanbase have driven this man insane Edit: Damn guys chill I'm literally just commenting on a video, piss off.

@Kiporiat

2 жыл бұрын

pfp

@bensku3541

2 жыл бұрын

imagine his mods that had to go through all of the submissions

@edoneill6138

2 жыл бұрын

Jellybean pfp = mid

@goose827

2 жыл бұрын

Your pfp = fatherless

@gonk5363

2 жыл бұрын

mid

36:36 him laughing at that brings me back to the days of "Hedgehogs eh?" bit

"Super Mario never gets old" And neither will that kid

"Do not pray for better lives, pray to be bigger men" -Shlay. F. K

@samhobbeheydar5969

2 жыл бұрын

Most underrated comment on this video

A pizza saver (sometimes referred to as pizza table, pizza stool, pizza bone, pizza chair, pizza lofter, package saver, or pizza ottoman) is an object used to prevent the top of a food container, such as a pizza box or cake box, from collapsing in at the center and touching the food inside.

@Aida_Costa

2 жыл бұрын

They’re also a very nice snack for after/before the pizza

Super Mario never gets old

i love the facebook "celebrity react" videos where its just audio clips of some celebrity saying "wow" that some one pasted over a tiktok

i'm so happy schlatt saw another clip of the guy with the big booty and his guards. it's truly a classic

I’m absolutely loving this series. I keep missing the streams but 3 hour vod here we come :DD

Best video about TikToks. Change my mind.

love how this 'Schlatt' character puts the word ranks in the title without doing any ranking at all during the stream

It really is disturbing people submitted fucking dead animals thinking it would be funny to react to.

@cell2179

2 жыл бұрын

Ehh depends. I've seen a video of a dead raccoon on the pavement with a Get Well Soon balloon attached to it. Probably funny for some people, wasn't that disturbing

@FlyingSquid262

2 жыл бұрын

@@cell2179 I don't mind those images. But I don't think that's what schlatt was implying as far as dead animals go.

@enzoarweq4525

2 жыл бұрын

@@cell2179 iirc it wasn't just animal corpses they were other vile shit sent

@Sloptopgettingdrop

2 жыл бұрын

I sent in some pretty gruesome road kill pics, I'm still laughing

@FlyingSquid262

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sloptopgettingdrop you remind me of the image that goes like "you probably don't find this funny but I do yeah you could call me a little bit of a psychopath guess I'm just too hardcore for ya." Seems like a perfect description of what you just said.

I think he should do this again cuz it looks like he enjoyed the tiktoks a lot more than the computer setups, and the bedrooms

My cat passed away yesterday. This is the only thing that has made me laugh since then. Thank you.

Schlatt looked so happy seeing all those kids singing 😊

The Pizza Table thing isn't too hold it in place, it's to stop the cheese from touching the box, if you hold a Pizza sideways, its gonna fall regardless lol

Introducing schlatt to tiktok is the worst decision to make, anyways. You know the lore is good for this one

1:27:11 as soon as this came on i was like "is that who i think it is?" "CHESTER STONE WHAT'RE YOU DOING HERE"

Speaking of weird ads…so my grandpa does. Not know what IRL means I had to explain it to him because in the Boston subway there are so many cringe abbreviations on ads like “COME VISIT JAPAN IRL” or “LOL COME VISIT IRL” or “ WE LUV YOU COME VISIT IRL”

18:30: my immediate thought was “that’s not a strawberry” and then I realized “that’s not a rabbit.”

@chextheroyalbastard3495

2 жыл бұрын

BRO SAMEEEE

@royalfox3771

2 жыл бұрын

I honestly didn't notice the raspberry cause all I eat is olive garden deserts, excluding the strawberry cheese and cream cakes. But I noticed the squirrel

@trbz_8745

Жыл бұрын

I was literally the reverse

there is a channel that exclusively puts things in industrial shredders and hydraulic presses! it's hypnotic

8:10 that's probably about 5 times the amount of bottles I would have in my room at any given moment, so I get it

Watching the vod while I’m at school still, been struggling to keep in my laughter in public. Thank you big guy for content

1:41 NFT that took 5 months 16:07 rip 22:00 Hes so pissed off 25:37 what 32:11 welp 54:57 again 1:05:12 i like Schlatts face on this one 1:07:20 lol 1:09:30 Monkey drinking blue 1:11:10 Schlatts reaction to this one 1:28:12 that was uncalled for 1:28:40 that’s the same video 1:33:53 legendary speech 2:01:14 that spot 2:25:45 no

1:43 whips out camera cutely 📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸

That cat sneezed 37 times. I LAUGHED.

The weezer riff is now the new rick roll for Schlatt.

@cassssss2135

2 жыл бұрын

what song is it from

@caden7745

2 жыл бұрын

@@cassssss2135 Buddy Holly by Weezer

the cat sneezed 37 times, i counted ( 27:15 )

@OneShotStudio

2 жыл бұрын

Someone help me get this to 37 likes

27:00 is the funniest part imo- “THE DUDES REACHING OUT FOR THE HEAVENS”

replayed every video with a pause before and after

Maybe just for future reference with VODS, i find the sound to be significantly different between "schlatt"s voice and the audio. Im not sure how it sounds to stream normally, bur for myself rewatching the vods, i find it heard to hear the content on screen, so i turn my volume up, but then when big guy talks it is overbearingly loud. Not quite sure what solutions are available for this, but i figured id throw my opinion in, wanted or not :) absoluteyl love the content man cant stop watching and cant wait to see more

@voltorb3246

2 жыл бұрын

as far as I know, there is no mixing or editing done on the vods. It is a direct rip from the stream.

@baqly

2 жыл бұрын

@@voltorb3246 not exactly, based on previous streams, and how the audio is in general, there is two audio outputs, one of schlatts mic, and one of the stream (sometimes 3 If he is playing a game) and the stream audio, often has its volume changed, muted, or muffled as to not get picked up by the copyright system accidentally. I think this is what Jackson is talking about. This is specially evident on the vods of the truck simulator stream, as he plays copyrighted music live on them but the vod upload on KZread has animal crossing/relaxing music

schlatt you're basically the only streamer i watch these days, you're the only one that makes me genuinely laugh lmao

So I play a lot of DnD…The “I have a bulbous skull” bit is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard. 😂

2:19:42 for anyone worried the straw in the fish tank is clearly a joke, it’s not physically possible for that kind of slurping sound to be made via drinking through a fully submerged straw

If they didn't want us to take the free signs, then why are the bolts the same size as a skateboard multitool?

Can't believe they allowed "schlatt" to stream from a "maximum" security cell in "prison"

I don’t think anybody will ever see this but the cats sneezed exactly 40 times, Good day, sir.

@FeeIRG

5 ай бұрын

I saw this, thank you, sir

@furnacedev

5 ай бұрын

I saw this

the fact I fell asleep twice watching this. . .

when i saw that stream (and chose to ignore it) i actually had the thought: “he is going to title the video he makes about this something upsetting and insulting to people who like tiktok” never miss, big guy.

“have you drunk white yet? that’s my favorite flavor” -Jschlatt

“jschlatt” looking through “memes” is so entertaining

i hate how my immediate thought on the first one wasn't 'wow look at those bottles' but rather "holy shit that's like over 100 bucks at the bottle return-"

HOLY FRICK. I'm on my meds right now and Schlatt says "why am I all yellow?" at 13:21 at the EXACT SAME MOMENT my blue light filter came on, turning him yellow. Bro, I'mma get schizophrenia from this, I know it.

@ziekziek5601

2 жыл бұрын

"I'm on my meds right now" average schlatt viewer

@childtalksstuff1809

2 жыл бұрын

@@ziekziek5601 get funnier

@bignig7223

Жыл бұрын

I'm in your walls ☺️

@theguythatasked6400

Жыл бұрын

If your viewing Jschlatt videos while on your medication, it’s not working

@incogneko5

Жыл бұрын

@@theguythatasked6400 You're absolutely right. One should be _immersed_ in Schlatty's world

"Schlatt" may complain about Weezer memes, but we all know they were on his mixtape in 1999.

“ did any one screenshot that?” Me: goes back and screenshots it

This is the first time that very human guy has appeared to become a recurring character in future reacts

This proves even further just how unhinged “Schlatt” viewers are