A better title for this video is "Matt keeps trying to interrupt woolie's sick anti-vampire tech with his dumb family stuff"

Listening to Woolie's anti-vampire holy water strats are now are even funnier because the 2nd season of the Netflix Castlevania series literally uses one of Woolie's hypothetical holy water/vampite scenarios.

There is a webcomic called deep dive daredevils that had a story arc featuring Dracula where his coffin was dumped into the Marina Trench by Van Hellsing hoping to be rid of Dracula forever. Now this worked... For a while... Dracula was trapped in pitch darkness for years. Barely able to move because of the immense pressure, he didn't need to breathe but was unable to hear or see, he almost went mad. Overtime however he began to adapt after feeding on the creatures of the deep. His body began to adapt to the pressure, he grew fins, echolocation enabling him to perceive his environment in the pitch black depths. These waters he cursed as his tomb he began to see as a haven, a place the tyranny of the sun could not reach him. He began attacking ships and turning people into angler fish vampire spawn hybrids. He started to rebuild his empire under the waves all the while sending van hellsing letters over the years mocking him for his folly and describing in excruciating detail how he's learned from this experience and the terror that will befall the world because of his mistake. It's a super cool storyline that takes the original Dracula story and gives it a cool twist. Highly recommend. Plus the webcomic is just great in general, a loveletter to adventure comics of old with darker subject matter and star trek influences but a submarine instead of a spaceship.

@tomhill3248

4 жыл бұрын

OK but, can he leave the water? Cause if an angler fish does that, he explodes. Pressure is a bitch.

That was the biggest sandbag in the history of sand bags.

@tailedgates9

5 жыл бұрын

".....................What if you bless the rain?" Lol

I'm in tears over the fucking image of priests being equipped with Mario Floods, flying around, blessing everything. X'D

Matt mentions things that kills vampires. Pat chimes in with "But I love onions". Pat is a vampire confirmed. Ever seen him in broad daylight?

@Edward-Not-Elric

4 жыл бұрын

Matt Said steaks and onions and then corrected himself to garlic and Pat said "Yeah, they _love_ onions!"

It's like they've never seen "Hellsing Ultimate" ...

@janner2006

5 жыл бұрын

Woolie has made references to it before by mentioning Anderson during their nerdrage discussion abuot bitch nigga ghosts but I don't think the other guys have.

And thus Fire Force was born.

After watching Castlevania season 2 it's like they stole the idea from Woolie

Woolie, it takes a very powerful prophet to bless a river/lake. I'm pretty sure only God himself can bless the whole ocean.

@darkslayer1161

Жыл бұрын

Anderson could bless the ocean...

It takes a lot of chakra to perform the “Holy sacred body of water ninjutsu”

Good priest Mario flying around on his blessed FLOOD.

When they use mmo vernacular into real life situation blows my mind

The creators of the anime "Fire-Force" were without a doubt listening to this podcast. if they weren't I will eat my goddamn hat.

13:19 Yeah it’s called FireForce

Holy shit another filipino SBF fan Matt could be my ninong any day

Going back and listening to these makes me realize how much I miss Matt being a part of the banter. He was a goof, a great hype man, and super fun in general. I had no business cracking up and him saying the badass nun should have “big tiddies” but I fuckin’ did

Coming back to this and woolie is just talking about the fire force anime

What’s the one manga about firefighters being super heroes with the ability to manipulate fire and are charged with hunting down what are essentially fire demons I think that come out of people who just randomly burst into flames because spontaneous human combustion has a known reason now in this manga at least and they are also the church? Someone get them the details on that manga series. Woolie would probably like it. EDIT: Found it. Fire Force. When do you think that’s getting a anime? It’s made by the same guy who did Soul Eater so you’d think it have a similar soundtrack or more gothic church choir type soundtrack?

@Edward-Not-Elric

4 жыл бұрын

Hey, I bring good news from the future, Fire Force has an anime and I think people like it.

@themmangobois3530

4 жыл бұрын

Also describes Promare

"There aren't many ocean going pirates vampires" On earth yeah, because vampires don't exist. In Warhammer fantasy they're SUPER common. There are probably more vampire captains then regular captains in Fantasy battle.

Whenever someone mentions a buff pope I just think of Gwyn Lord of Cinder

Yeah. Lake size is aproximate. John the baptist did a pretty large one with jesus but it took a 9th level spell slot

No! There would be no sport in demon-hunting anymore. It would be too easy!

Woolie soft calling fire force is really funny

The water needs to be pure, and blessed with salt in the shape of a cross. Also it can only be blessed in a church

@tomhill3248

4 жыл бұрын

Build the church, AROUND a lake. Problem solved.

Priest Ball Z

Enen no Shoubatai? (Fire Brigade of Flames) discussion without actually knowing about it?

Could you just....collect and then evaporate water, with the priest somewhere in the process to bless it prior to going into the atmosphere as blessed rain? Going past that. Could you just use holy water as an ingredient/ preparation means so that upon a vampires approach , it realizes I am more or less living poison to it?

How about a silver super soaker filled with holy water?

The Ixalan set in Magic the Gathering has legit pirate vampires.

Did...did Woolie create Fire Force with this?

Sephiroth comes to burn that church down as matt commanded XD jk

Its an anime now

Wollie?

Then fire force was made

The three being Opie and Anthony fans, you'd think Matt would be more conscious about boring stories At least Pat and Woolie salvaged it

Fuck it, just bring back Paladins!

B L E S S

yay first

@dirtyox6862

6 жыл бұрын

second

@dirtyox6862

6 жыл бұрын

third

@dirtyox6862

6 жыл бұрын

hello

@dirtyox6862

6 жыл бұрын

any body here im alone

@cajurthemighty3146

6 жыл бұрын

dirty ox This is sad