Who is in charge of naming these clips?

@onpsxmember

4 жыл бұрын

That's the joke.

@prefershe

4 жыл бұрын

Hi, your comment is funnier than the video 😆

@mplcausa

4 жыл бұрын

Todd

@cradleofdeath123

4 жыл бұрын

Tana mongoose

@darmillionaire

3 жыл бұрын

That's why they call themselves "Netflix is joke" So chill. They know they suck.

I cant believe she is almost 50 this year wow

@fe_xcel1001

4 жыл бұрын

Wow, 50? She doesn't look a day over 28

@youlittlerocket

4 жыл бұрын

She does eat babies yano

@MrLaggan

4 жыл бұрын

What darn she is hot

@What-go8ng

4 жыл бұрын

yeah man digital editing and makeup does wonders - she actually looks old as fuck in real life

@averyce2

4 жыл бұрын

Right?A? Sarah will NEVER age... always a cutie!

I really thought there was no audience for the first minute

@jerrylilkrumzy3506

4 жыл бұрын

I was gonna comment the same thing.. like was she performing during the pandemic

@bencummings5304

4 жыл бұрын

Its called a set up.

@HashslingingSLASHER92

4 жыл бұрын

It's cause she's not funny..

@What-go8ng

3 жыл бұрын

That's funny I almost thought there was no comedian

@ttub_waffles

3 жыл бұрын

rapt humo(u)r../raptist wit?

My wife's uncle (family friend) lost a nephew to epiglottitis. Just like this, a mild cold, went to bed, never woke up.

@lorax8172

4 жыл бұрын

damn, sorry bud

@guerillachan20

4 жыл бұрын

you do know epiglottitis is a structure of larynx and not a pathology right?

@maeregsahilu9252

4 жыл бұрын

@@guerillachan20 epiglottis epiglottitis appendix appendectomy

@mrbennett

4 жыл бұрын

@@maeregsahilu9252 appendix / appendicitis, epiglottis / epiglottitis.

@transition10

4 жыл бұрын

Maereg Sahilu -“-itis” means inflammation not surgical removal. That’s -etcomy

Spoiler warning, She lived

@johntucker3695

4 жыл бұрын

you just ruined this video for me

@ronniejamesdio3929

4 жыл бұрын

LMAO 🤘

@mitsuomits9077

3 жыл бұрын

I wanted to watch the whole special, now you've ruined everything 😆😆😆😆

@RickaramaTrama-lc1ys

3 жыл бұрын

Good One~!!

@constancemiller3753

3 жыл бұрын

Shhhhhhhhhhhhh😠

The title is so misleading, FFS Netflix sort it out

Explaining Brexit should be the new test for drunk drivers

@cjhepburn7406

3 жыл бұрын

She's BSing. No one can explain Brexit.

This vid should have been called 'Sarah: Almost 50...Discuss'

@MeredithP1

3 жыл бұрын

This is funnier than her set.

@liesdamnlies3372

3 жыл бұрын

To be fair, she _has_ aged like a fine wine. It's almost a little baffling.

I really love her voice.

@DoahnKea_Tuber

Жыл бұрын

There are dozens of us! 🙂

Wow I had such a similar experience. I tried to "get away" because I thought I'd become a prisoner of war and tried to escape. That just got me restrained and made me believe I was a prisoner of war even more.

@jbre2149

4 жыл бұрын

ghogue61 (resp therapist here) i feel SO bad about tying down our patients. It’s a necessary evil, but i know it’s a form of mental torture and contributes to the ICU psychosis that becomes prevalent in long term patients.

@time5490

Жыл бұрын

Catch 22

I wonder what she sounds like with a cold... it would be like the ultra Sarah Silverman voice

@gerRule

4 жыл бұрын

Like Phoebe in friends

@byfaithwalking1529

3 жыл бұрын

Like Fran Drescher 😄😂

This was more like a slightly funny ted talk than stand up comedy lol.

@justinpettit8282

3 жыл бұрын

I just like storys tbh

@BaNaNaCeZeT

3 жыл бұрын

Some comedians tell stories. No way

@BipoIarbear

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly what stand up is 🤔

@ziedmakki6536

3 жыл бұрын

@@BipoIarbear no a stand up is where you almost shit your pants laughing not alternatively laugh and feel sad.

@BipoIarbear

3 жыл бұрын

@@ziedmakki6536 its cool listening to u people who think they are funny...but not

Jesus is the whole special in soft focus?

@rainbowsix4818

4 жыл бұрын

what's soft focus

@wolfman8449

4 жыл бұрын

She's ultra sensitive about aging she had a breakdown after a joke about aging on a roast. Which is sad because she is aging fine physically

Always had a crush on her since she first came on the scene. So beautiful.

@thatguy5779

4 жыл бұрын

Can ya believe shes almost 50

@wendellswendell2001

4 жыл бұрын

@@thatguy5779 Still just a beut. Holy smokes is she ever cool. I always liked her.

@thatguy5779

4 жыл бұрын

@@wendellswendell2001 Yeah man, plus being funny just kicks it up

@wendellswendell2001

4 жыл бұрын

@@thatguy5779 Right?!, not scared of jokes and super sexy. I got her FHM magazine copy.

I know she tells this as jokes, but...that's pretty traumatic.

@liesdamnlies3372

3 жыл бұрын

Eh, it's how some of us cope with all the dark shit in life.

@JoelMMathis

3 жыл бұрын

@@liesdamnlies3372 Sure. But it's still really traumatic!

Why does the audience sound like a laugh track?

@JvonDoom

4 жыл бұрын

Because laugh tracks are supposed to sound like audiences.

@TyG2k9

4 жыл бұрын

@From a Bicycle seat I'm hating because I'm asking about the audience?? You must be bored. Shut the hell up

@TyG2k9

4 жыл бұрын

@@JvonDoom it didn't sound like a live audience. It sounded recorded. I'm not assuming it's a laugh track. It just sounded that way to me.

@TyG2k9

4 жыл бұрын

@Kevin L I was curious. Wasn't bashing the clip itself. I have nothing to do with what other people comment on other videos. Bigger question: Why is someone sitting around watching comedy clips looking for similar comments? And then on top of that, assume that the person in question THINKS they're making a clever observation? So THIRSTY to wanna reply and make a big deal out of nothing. Beat it.

@HoDoBoDo

3 жыл бұрын

@@TyG2k9 The laughs are real; laugh tracks are tracks from test audiences. Since this was live; the audience was laughing in real time; it isn't fake😂.

My brother had a similar experience after he had a double transplant. It’s pretty damn accurate. Hah!

That was an awesome story joke, Sarah. Like listening to a friend I hadn't heard from in months. Slow cooked to delicious payoff.

@Kentrc11

4 жыл бұрын

@Sterling Archer That's sexist

@ThaTruKru

4 жыл бұрын

Sterling Archer 😂 omg right? What IS this garbage? I didn’t even get LAID for listening to this complete suicide fuel

@ThaTruKru

4 жыл бұрын

No dude, this is just raw chicken

@TheKellendras

3 жыл бұрын

@@ThaTruKru I doubt YOU could get laid in a brothel dude

She is an icon in Denmark, a lot of danish comedians are inspired by her. She is the Queen of bake on switch

@teekay534

2 жыл бұрын

Bake on switch? Did you mean "bait and switch" or...?

@asterix7842

2 жыл бұрын

Teekay, maybe it’s a town, like Stratford-on-Avon in the UK, or Croton-on-Hudson in New York.

@cleverusername9369

2 жыл бұрын

@@asterix7842 or a sandwich, like Ham-on-Rye

@subspaceanomaly

Ай бұрын

Bacon sandwich? (I'm half Danish and they def like bacon, industrially speaking

Ick. Reminds me that I went through a very badly infected tonsil. Couldn't eat. Lost 22 lbs in 21 days by the doctor's scales. Vicodin didn't touch the pain so I got severely dehydrated from not being able to swallow & drink water due to the severe pain when trying to swallow. Peed like 2 tablespoons the color of coffee. Drs never took me seriously about how dehydrated I was. One of the worst experiences of my life.

@bustingcheeks9566

4 жыл бұрын

That’s why I ingest everything through my ass.

@maxtheintrovertedpenguin5123

4 жыл бұрын

That is so sad I hope that never happens again

@johnpossum556

4 жыл бұрын

@@maxtheintrovertedpenguin5123 Both tonsils are gone now! 👍 They carved so far in to the muscle that it does hurt when the weather gets cold, though. It spasms.

@maxtheintrovertedpenguin5123

4 жыл бұрын

Oooo it will be ok tho

@saumyamishra9067

4 жыл бұрын

Ngl you should sue the doctors for medical negligence & malpractice

Just in case you don't know, in the full special she shows all of the footage of this at the end and it makes the joke land.

@annafantasia

2 жыл бұрын

Ahhhhh that would definitely be the icing on top lol

First two seconds are the best.

I love this woman she's beautiful

Love your standup

Listen to your body, folks. It will let you know when something is wrong. Living proof, this star.

@wuftchan8299

4 жыл бұрын

you have no idea what that sounds like considering its 2020

@genderbenderprophet4068

4 жыл бұрын

@@wuftchan8299 You have no idea how dumb you sound, but then, trolls never do.

@GloryBlazer

3 жыл бұрын

@@genderbenderprophet4068 You seem to know awful alot about how trolls think

@genderbenderprophet4068

3 жыл бұрын

@@GloryBlazer I know a lot about a lot.

3:32 I would be thinking "I've died and gone to hell".

i nearly died watching this yoke

@RickaramaTrama-lc1ys

3 жыл бұрын

Ditto~!!!

She's still hot..

@ichabod7939

4 жыл бұрын

🤢

@-j-4618

4 жыл бұрын

Ichabod 79 I feel so sorry for you. I don’t even know how a blind person got on this video. Cause if you weren’t blind you could see all the cap coming out your mouth. Lmao

@HashslingingSLASHER92

4 жыл бұрын

Ewwe..

@BOREDWITHOUTFEAR

4 жыл бұрын

Simp

@alexisabot9924

4 жыл бұрын

GODLESS TORMENT saying someone’s hot isn’t simping. Learn the definition before calling people simps

quote of the day- once your conscious mind is out of the way , its just like sheer comic genius

@subspaceanomaly

Ай бұрын

It's true, often when people are really high they become pure comedians

I can’t believe the length of her arms! Pray Mantus goddess.

One of my favorite stand up specials. Sarah’s very underrated.

@wolfech1

4 жыл бұрын

If she didn’t have her looks you prob wouldn’t hear anything about her, not that funny

I was coming out of sedation after surgery and I yanked the breathing tube out of my throat and tried to escape while most of the tubes were still in me. I don't remember it, but it took 5 orderlies to hold me down. Then I finally woke up, and apologized. But it hurt so bad I couldn't speak for 3 days.

@nothingyet120

Жыл бұрын

I bet you're a ginger.

Gosh I love her sooooo much ...she’s the most beautiful and funny to me :):):):) love you Sarah

It's a really tough call, because there's a lot of great ones, but imho Sarah is the best female comedian in the business.

@gardeningtool6632

3 жыл бұрын

have yet to hear "he's my favorite male comedian"

In another life Sarah...;)

I love the casual Name drops

Omg 😯 That's a horror story.

Damn she is so cute

@ichabod7939

4 жыл бұрын

🤢

@-j-4618

4 жыл бұрын

Ichabod 79 bruh you’re just posting this comment everywhere. You got some type of vendetta?...

Gah! Recovery sounds like the Quynh's experience in The Old Guard. I wonder...

Glad you're ok.

Same here, feeling great , told I'm about to die, from an abcess. How many times did they ask if you were an IV drug user ? Every specialist I had for my abcess asked me 5 different ways if I was a junky. I thought they were screaning me for drug seeking , but I finally found out weeks after I was better that junkies shoot up in their necks and get abscesses there. Thankfully, I had no clue that was thing.

@tammystockley-loughlin7680

3 жыл бұрын

No idea that was a thing either. Positive vibes from New Hampshire and remember to be kind to each other and yourself during this pandemic and social crisis

@liesdamnlies3372

3 жыл бұрын

I bet that's even the majority of the cases they see like that, which is why they'd ask so much. Drug users often aren't forthcoming about it, so persistence probably pays-off.

@zak-a-roo264

3 жыл бұрын

@@liesdamnlies3372 absolutely, my dad was a dentist so I knew what they were doing, I read his continuing education stuff, he saw meths tooth damaging effects coming in the mid to late 80s WAY before anyone else, showed me pictures that kept me from touching it.

Nice

this is great

They put me under for my wisdom teeth and my mom was working. They used nitrous oxide which takes a minute or two to kick in and my mom says that right before I went under I lifted my head, stared her dead in the eyes and said, "Told you I'd be a pilot." because of the breathing apparatus on my face and then just passed out. I have no idea where that came from because I have never endeavored or desired to become a pilot.

I'm not High 😂😅😅😅

I once had surgery in the knee, and i was drug and I remember giving a genuine expontâneos and true smile and blinking to a cute nurse there, and she liking it. At the time i was somewhat shy, if I wasn’t drug I’d never done it.

Sublime storytelling, Sarah.

2:25 I wanna see other peopleeee pshahahahahahahahaha 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

............... *takes a deep breath and sighs*... alright then...

After several minutes of trying to laugh hysterically, I gave up

50 & fine af.

Beautiful and hilarious human.

What is that camera, she's glowing

5.49...sigh the sarcasm is everywhere...

Sarah is very pretty, she can pass for being at least 20 years younger.😍

@scottski51

3 жыл бұрын

That's it??! 4 years of HS, 4 more of college, gone thru the MeToo moment and all you can think of this incredibly bright and funny lady is she's "very pretty". Hmmph. All that education and parenting wasted !!

Big naturals...she says haha

My crush on this woman and her amazing brain is officially over a decade old.

@rayjohnson2387

2 жыл бұрын

I thought she was hot the first time I saw her on snl

Haha soo recognizable: a few years ago I woke up in the hospital with a tube in my mouth and my hands tight to the bed and totally psychotic too it was insane.

Geez I am glad your alive

@cjhepburn7406

3 жыл бұрын

simp

Comedy notwithstanding, because she's funny AF, but... yeah. The soft focus is REALLY distracting. I've seen her IRL, she's almost 50, she still looks awesome for almost 50 but come on... the soft focus ain't fooling anyone.

@paperstars9078

4 жыл бұрын

what is soft focus?

@beepboop9464

4 жыл бұрын

@@paperstars9078 It's kind of like a filter you would use when taking a selfie. It just softy blurs everything so you can't see flaws.

@treefiddytwoo

4 жыл бұрын

Oliver Schneider the subtle blur and extra lighting on her skin gives it away

I love Sarah.

@cjhepburn7406

3 жыл бұрын

simp

So glad your ok

*Watching **5:48** minutes of Sarah Silverman until I laugh*

@bob-uq5bt

3 жыл бұрын

I won the challenge btw

How drunk did these people need to be to find that amusing?

Dude she's forever the greatest she's fucking awesome

4:46, 😆

Keep goin, Sarah. You’re awesome ❤️❤️

@jamestoles1681

10 ай бұрын

no sheis not your standerds arew low

It took her a while but when she told her jokes she was funny as hell.

Where is batman when you need him!

To the person writing this i just want you to know that you are better than most 😃

@jaronjoshua5524

4 жыл бұрын

Batman Pop's you too

@DrAlKhayat

4 жыл бұрын

*reading

@chso8809

4 жыл бұрын

Can we stop these types of comments

@leaveitorsinkit242

4 жыл бұрын

The emoji at the end ruined it.

@BatmanPops

4 жыл бұрын

@@ccbrabs read it again, but don't forget that I wrote it 😉

She ages fine like wine

Jen Psaki or Sarah Silverman....dream girlfriends.

The funniest thing about this clip was the comments

@BatCaveOz

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you, internet stranger.

Wow what a missed opportunity. To bad she didn't 🤭🤣

For many years, I've called her my next ex... She's my dream woman.

Album name??

Classic Silverman, I love it :D I've seen the video she's referring to and it's hilarious lol.

@cjhepburn7406

3 жыл бұрын

Show me the link!

@marinakyriacou6525

3 жыл бұрын

@@cjhepburn7406 it was on her Instagram

@cjhepburn7406

3 жыл бұрын

Ok...I'll check her...I mean it...out x

@marinakyriacou6525

3 жыл бұрын

@@cjhepburn7406 lol

Oh ok 👌🏽

I don't get it. Guess you had to be there.

@ThaTruKru

4 жыл бұрын

Shey Shah XD

@fubartotale3389

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe watch Rodney Dangerfield videos.

She 50 n still so hot 🔥

Ms. Silverman is YUMMY! ♥️

One of the top five comics ever

It still bemuse me how she cast a 10 ish year old kid vanelope and make her voice sound 10 year old.

@jbre2149

4 жыл бұрын

MACC PAYNE i understand what you’re getting at, and i love her voice too! How has she never (to my knowledge) voiced a kid in a cartoon?

@mcdonaldthyrniang4300

4 жыл бұрын

@@jbre2149 Vanelope is a cartoon. From wreck it Ralph

Her best comedy work by far

she is so funny plus she is beautiful

If the medicine makes you itchy that means you're allergic to it!

@liesdamnlies3372

3 жыл бұрын

Plenty of medicines can cause itchiness and other weird things to happen to the skin like that, but it's not necessarily an allergic reaction. Hell, I'm on one myself that made my skin hypersensitive and generally a bitch to deal with, but it's better than being without the meds so...eh.

That same throat abscess happened to me too! Awful!

Thoughts and prayers, Sarah.

Ive never cracked a smile even once listening to this womans "jokes"

@MichaelHplus

2 жыл бұрын

I don't agree with her politics but I find her hilarious. The Sarah Silverman Program is one of my tops 5 TV series of all time.

@thumpercomet3856

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair though, you're dead inside so you wouldn't.

Hah Netflix also clickbait😂

I so love this beautiful creature that is sarah silverman

I had exactly the same thing happen. The result of a botched wisdom tooth extraction. The doctor stuck a long scalpel down my throat and lanced it. You should have seen the lovely fluid that came up...

Hi

Sarah: "I had this surgery and I lived." No one: Applause Wow y'all are fucked up. Haha

Elevation through pharmaceuticals. And Insurance flip the bill? Win win.

Oh my gosh.

Has this whole recording gone through a face filter?

I was just watching her new special, she'''s fantastic, but the reason that you hear "nut up or shut up" is directly connected to how it works, we are very afraid of "nut up" because we know what that pain means.

This is an old clip

@cjhepburn7406

3 жыл бұрын

3 yo. If it was a toddler it'd be trying 2 drink bleach...

Remember when she did black face!?