But it's 10 dollars cheaper.... That's me in the supermarket.

@levinforever5349

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@mylittlerockstar7347

4 жыл бұрын

I would like to buy..😋

@ismaelcarrillo3956

3 жыл бұрын

That's me with the super ripe bananas 🍌

@tzazella751

3 жыл бұрын

when was the last time you bought a megan fox

@Guerrero1994

3 жыл бұрын

🤣☝️!!!!

Native Russian speaker here and don’t let anyone fool you, this was perfect Russian. Even included the regional accents. Trust me, I’m someone that commented on a KZread video, so I’m definitely not misleading you

@GamesFromSpace

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks, I'm going to use you as a reference in all future conversations.

@sababaratashvili8629

3 жыл бұрын

You are a liar!

@adhithyap.9441

3 жыл бұрын

@@lianjerry9623 @Trent Keegan didn't know bots come in pairs now

@honeyartstudios

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@ditarivera8087

3 жыл бұрын

Are you on drugs weirdo ? Liar

Megan Fox is a goddess, but still ....$10 more expensive

@thedrifter5531

5 жыл бұрын

10 bucks is 10 bucks

@elcheapo9444

4 жыл бұрын

If it was just $2, it wouldn't matter. But $10?? No goddess is worth that much.

@poe12

4 жыл бұрын

@@elcheapo9444 yep. Why pay 10 bucks more :-)

@obiwankenobi661

4 жыл бұрын

thats how they get you! dont fall for it! you think she looks 9999 times better and then you lose 10$.. not worth it, imo

@cremebrulee419

3 жыл бұрын

She is stunning but that hair does her no justice 😩

So many new Russian words for me! I just realised I don't know my own language!

@francknathan7127

8 жыл бұрын

+Dina Mild right loool

@user-gs7ru7fc2h

8 жыл бұрын

I mean,it's more like Chinese than Russian

@magyatarmagiamus2104

8 жыл бұрын

The only right word was "net".

@badfoody

7 жыл бұрын

Da my friend. A spoon of Beluga caviar is now 10 rubles less. i dont know how that makes it better... it doesnt... still super expensive...

@chevycaprice87

7 жыл бұрын

Caultlyblishbultyshowykotolovy? Cutchabalalaika? Matreshka! Syberiancitizetjusteatafreshbearthendrinksomevodka.

Still don't understand why svetlana is 10$ cheaper

@meganedwards6098

8 жыл бұрын

because she's ugly

@MoxHypKa

8 жыл бұрын

Russian girls are so great, they cost ONLY 10$ cheaper being all used up and ugly.

@titaniumdiveknife

8 жыл бұрын

+Максим Кожепоров I don't get it either.

@oleglazarenko8295

7 жыл бұрын

YEO's Film Canal , yes... penicillin injections end right at that time...

@seansteel3326

6 жыл бұрын

He is probably a butthurt Ukrainian.

I know they're just speaking gibberish but Svetlana's accent sound stereo-typically japanese

@or1057

4 жыл бұрын

But 10 dollars less eyy

@yaras9009

3 жыл бұрын

It sounds polish

@SaBiNuKi

3 жыл бұрын

True! :)

@aminarouine5664

3 жыл бұрын

He actually says arigato at some point

@paflex098

3 жыл бұрын

I thought that too

I've seen this skit like 50 times throughout the years. It has everything: beauty, laughter, and tragedy.

@NazriB

2 жыл бұрын

Lies again? Half Man Half Woman

@marley3679

2 жыл бұрын

This sketch has everything: beauty, laughter, tragedy, Roman J. Israel Esq.

@solder955

2 жыл бұрын

And… a fire plug. It’s that thing where a little person dresses up as a forest fire and sells poppers to everyone at the club.

@magnolia8626

2 жыл бұрын

And murder!

@JosefK2275

2 жыл бұрын

@@magnolia8626 lmao

Fred Armisen just loves dressing up as a women.

@lizzyol

8 жыл бұрын

+Jamie Williamson Although he can pull off almost any look except for drag... He tries though!

@JennyN122

7 жыл бұрын

H

@kiertavasirkus

7 жыл бұрын

jellybeandancers actually he looks good as Regine

@danijelujcic8644

7 жыл бұрын

also ... mi scusi :-)

@lmc2664

7 жыл бұрын

He played the Queen of UK on a few skits.

Bill and Fred have to be one the most funny, amazingly talented duos on snl

@troylowe814

Жыл бұрын

And they continue that comedy team on most episodes of Documentary Now. Their Blue Jean Committee episode is incredible. Armisen is just as good a musician as he is a comedian. And Hader just rocks. Funniest SNL performer since Phil Hartman the gold standard.

@joanab8367

Жыл бұрын

@@troylowe814 love documentary now 😍

@Jumpingjackflash123

Жыл бұрын

That Documentary Now show is so damn hilarious. They’re a comedy duo that always kills.

Seen this 30 times and never laughed as hard as noticing Bill’s watch fall off around 2:22.

@jesseboy7951

Жыл бұрын

Holy shit, I never noticed that! ;DDD

@parmidaoujaghi1047

Жыл бұрын

That killed me omg

@DimJongUn

2 ай бұрын

I just posted this same thing before seeing your comment! Doesn't even phase him

Fred Armisen's face at 4:15 deserves an Oscar

@hamlet1976

3 жыл бұрын

For Best Special Effects? 😆

@DiederickABecker

2 жыл бұрын

Totally agree. That bit always cracks me up.

@Izzybaggins

2 жыл бұрын

This time stamp has been on my phone screen saver for years now.

@spaniardsrmoors6817

2 жыл бұрын

gET a life

This trio of Armisen, Hader, and Forte is comedy gold- this was one of the last great comedic periods for SNL when they were all on together.

I really want to know how many times Fred Armisen has dressed up as a woman.

@haileystoner42

3 жыл бұрын

a lot

@Evandarlingisdaddy

3 жыл бұрын

He’s the new Kyle

@brassholio

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@cdc194

2 жыл бұрын

On the show or at the club?

@MP-dj5xg

2 жыл бұрын

@@Evandarlingisdaddy What do you mean the new Kyle?

my name is Svetlana and i laughed like that icelandic volcano.

@elcheapo9444

5 жыл бұрын

I am sure you'll agree that Svetlana is the clear choice.

@jangozubr

5 жыл бұрын

@@elcheapo9444 exactly! 10 bucks is 10 bucks)

@CarpeVeracity

4 жыл бұрын

But are you $10 cheaper?

Bill Hader is an excellent actor!

@arvindr5625

6 жыл бұрын

MrsLensherrr will forte too

@user-vd5ii4eo7u

3 жыл бұрын

One of my all time snl favs!

@tajr.2650

Жыл бұрын

I hear so many of these SNL guys on Bob’s Burgers. Makes my little heart so happy. They do the BEST characters!!

Fred Armisen is the greatest SNL member to ever appear on this show. He is HUGELY versatile, and never hogs or trolls scenes. He can play the front funny man, or the back. I will say the guy who plays McGrubber and the other guy playing the Russian take equal second place. The three of these guys with Adam Sandburg make the best cast ever (as far as men cast are concerned).

@Room142

10 жыл бұрын

i also adore armisen. but his russian sounds japanese lol

@nonh1

10 жыл бұрын

Naaah. He's good, but he's no Phil Hartman.

@DANOVERBOARDvlogs

9 жыл бұрын

TheMonkeyMedicine, you think Samberg isn't scene hogger? I mean, compared to Armisen? Armisen in great! Hader is great. And I give credit to Sudeikis.

@TheMonkeyMedicine

9 жыл бұрын

Daniel McIsaac They are all great. That is why this male cast is by far the funniest cast ever for this show (in my opinion). They compliment eachother perfectly.

@naarz870

9 жыл бұрын

Daniel McIsaac What's with people liking Sudeikis, I find him meh.

"Yes I'm familiar with this drain" 😂😂 omg

Megan Fox really does a great job looking like an emotionally empty robot. It really fits the character. She's not a bad actress, just terribly sexualized.

@SurajSingh-tk3ki

2 жыл бұрын

And worst part is she is 10 dollars expensive 😭

@gideonhawk

2 жыл бұрын

I mean shes done that to herself at this point, and imo she always acts likes a lifeless rovot regardless of the job

@ItsHyomoto

2 жыл бұрын

This is why the comments are useful, I was wondering who the hell that was but I knew someone would have an answer.

@adad-ec6ht

2 жыл бұрын

@@SurajSingh-tk3ki I would pay a few thousand dollars more for her.

@yellowblanka6058

Жыл бұрын

Looking like an emotionally empty robot is her forte - have you never seen her in a movie? Dame Judie Dench she’s not.

LMAO! Svetlana cannot wink, only blink! I love that SNL has made these skits accessible in KZread. Thank you SNL!

Svetlana seems to be a keeper - keeping you by force...

Ahaha! Im Russian and NONE of them spoke Russian there not a single word....hilarious)))

@ancushka

9 жыл бұрын

The point in this video is not the Russian language !

@Korzhikus1

9 жыл бұрын

Lw Lw, You seem to be very astute person )))

@whatistau

9 жыл бұрын

funny thing is that concept of this sketch is how cheap american businessman is

@userunowen

9 жыл бұрын

Ну одно уверенное "Niet" там все же было ))

@Korzhikus1

9 жыл бұрын

Агась )) Мне еще понравилось'Svietlana'

This Slavic gibberish is the language we speak after a month of self-isolation. Can relate.

I can't get enough of this sketch. Fred Armisen is fascinating!!!

This is like undecided voters between Trump and Biden.

@model-man7802

3 жыл бұрын

Sadly its true.

@Kaddywompous

3 жыл бұрын

Amoral and incompetent ex-reality show star but... 10 dollars cheaper. 🤔🤔🤔

@CleverMetaphor

3 жыл бұрын

@@Kaddywompous lol yes joe biden has the moral high ground clearly 🙄

@Kaddywompous

3 жыл бұрын

@@CleverMetaphor He does actually. Trump is historically awful in this regard. Low bar to clear.

@CleverMetaphor

3 жыл бұрын

@@Kaddywompous oh look another legacy media zombie... everything the left has accused Trump of, Biden is guilty of. If it weren't for double standards, you wouldn't have any at all.

And at 2:24 the watch falls off :D haha

@moek8924

8 жыл бұрын

Amaaaaazing how you notice stuff like that

@Widdekuu91

8 жыл бұрын

I heared that too, yes :D

@chris.to.the.g

6 жыл бұрын

It went for a walk... :)

@andresstadelmann7583

6 жыл бұрын

You can notice the latch is undone at the beginning of the video too

which 1 is cheaper again?

@SirVergil

10 жыл бұрын

Svetlana.

@Alan-lh9jh

9 жыл бұрын

***** By 10 dollars.

@portfoliocollection8072

6 жыл бұрын

i heard it was spitlana

@firmanchristiansianturi4794

6 жыл бұрын

Armisen

Looks like you pulled her out of a drain😂😂 $10 is $10

@marymcgarvey4153

2 жыл бұрын

I like his impatience: “yes, I am familiar with this drain.” Americans tend to think that the Russians don’t have toilets or showers or stoves or anything....

why do I feel like that this would be an actual struggle for men

@lking1540

3 жыл бұрын

10 dollars is 10 dollars.

@theevilascotcompany9255

3 жыл бұрын

10 American dollars is probably enough for a steak dinner in Russia. Nothing to sneeze at.

@adameriksson6921

3 жыл бұрын

Not at all for me. Red head wins hands down.

@luckyseven4111

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, purchasing a human being that hates you is always a struggle.

@yoongistongue4163

3 жыл бұрын

Tbh this is exactly how reach men acts when it comes to buying anything. I used to work in a store with a quite expensive equipment and those mdfcrs still were arguing about shipping not being free

The building is actually the american embassy in Moscow

@yutabas7737

6 жыл бұрын

ahaha this makes it even funnier

@Kai-duh

5 жыл бұрын

But it has the Russian flag over it?

@stealthattack2209

5 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@sixtynine999

4 жыл бұрын

So you're saying this whole scene ... is FAKE!!!???

@AntiM1001

4 жыл бұрын

@@sixtynine999 No, it's not fake, it's just the american embassy

This Reminds me of the American presidential election.

@foljs5858

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah, Hillary kinda looks like Svetlana, while Trumps' wife is more like Katya.

@tommyslatts3202

6 жыл бұрын

Holy shit this comment is gold

Yeah saving ten bucks is nice but that heroin addiction is gonna cost way more in the long run.

@charliejackson7640

3 жыл бұрын

Russian heroin may be cheap

@tonibauer2405

3 жыл бұрын

@@charliejackson7640 but he is taking her back to the US, presumably.

@AddictionToAwareness

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly what I was thinking

@morpheus6749

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, but Megan Fox is hella high maintenance. Kinda like the way an oil change on a Lamborghini costs $27,000.

*dunno know why but bill hader's watch falling off at **2:23** had me rolling*

Fred Armisen nails it every single time! Especially when he's in drag, hahaha.

@GiselleKlara

Жыл бұрын

also the little mime of shooting heroin!

Jesus megan fox is a goddess

@samuelguymer4358

5 жыл бұрын

As are you..

@koroconnell

5 жыл бұрын

Gorgeous, she was the one playing Svetlana right?

@Nativemetalfreak

5 жыл бұрын

Not really

@0oMatthias0o

5 жыл бұрын

Try not to get more creepy will you? @@samuelguymer4358

@user-zl7js2cj7s

5 жыл бұрын

but 10 dollars...

Fred Armisen is a genius who leans into every role

@GwenActually

Жыл бұрын

I hope you've seen Portlandia!

The only russian word they said was Net!

@ludi170389

2 жыл бұрын

aaaaand heroin

Fred Armisen hahahaha too good. How he does those eyes..

Forte, Hader and Armisen are a deadly trio

Bill and Fred have a history of cracking each other up in sketches, I don’t know how they kept it together in this one!

As an American,, I can confirm that this is exactly how Americans buy all their clothing and food.

@morpheus6749

2 жыл бұрын

Not really. Just you.

@Djorgal

2 жыл бұрын

A russian wife isn't considered clothing and food as you're not supposed to eat her and wear her clothes.

The building they show at the beginning and ending is actually the US Embassy in Moscow. I didn't know they do those kind of meeting there :)

@LLOOYYYDD

10 жыл бұрын

maybe its the only building in Russia they're allowed to film without asking for permission as its technically US owned?

The fact they can keep a straight face amazes me to no end. I'd be in tears.

Fred...just hilarious. Absolutely love his character portrayal...

God, I LOVE Fred Armisen.

@TheOrisya

4 жыл бұрын

Good... He's 10 dollars cheaper. Lmao

When I first watched this episode I didn't know whether they were speaking actual Russian but now after three years of living in Russia I can finally understand that they actually aren't. The magic of language learning, fellas!

I come back to this every few years,, still as funny as the first time.

This era of snl was definitely one of the best

Fred sounded like he was speaking japanese ha

soo.. which one is cheaper, again?

@Lulabellexd

7 жыл бұрын

Svetlana! Lol

He lost his "gold" watch at 2:25

@ivanttosuckyourblood

5 жыл бұрын

0:15 the clasp is loose

@primadonnaqueen3685

5 жыл бұрын

2:21 is when it fell

@elcheapo9444

5 жыл бұрын

The Russian mafia found out that he was wearing a golden watch.

@umitanonymous3400

5 жыл бұрын

you commenters are all wonderful people ,😆😆😆

@RashaKahn

3 жыл бұрын

Oddly it costs $10 to fix a watch clasp.

Fred Armisten has killer legs!

Amazed at the set hair makeup writing acting. One of my favorites.

The blinking part got me laughing so hard I peed in my pants 😂😂😂

2:26 the watch lol

Fred in drag is my favourite

@cremebrulee419

3 жыл бұрын

Watch Portlandia! That's half the show 😄

@jerrysizzler44

3 жыл бұрын

Same cuz that's never the joke, the character is. 💖

@theevilascotcompany9255

3 жыл бұрын

I don't think Fred is in this sketch, I just see Will Forte, Bill Hader and two beautiful women.

i simply cant get enough of this one ... so good.

WILL SOMEBODY TAKE KATYA!! OR *I WILL!!

@AshrafAnam

8 жыл бұрын

+Impala 6789 Man, think again. Think of what you can do with 10 dollars :D

@TheBatbike

8 жыл бұрын

+Impala 6789 i take katya

@oskrm

8 жыл бұрын

+Impala 6789 but Svetlana is 10$ cheaper

@mikaelamoskowitz2570

8 жыл бұрын

+Impala 6789 They are not speaking in Russian

@NadinaStryhn

7 жыл бұрын

A few words....

Fred Armisen and Will Forte , my favourite comedians, in the same sketch 😁

His watch falls down lol 2:23

ive been playing this over2x for the past months....XD one of my favorites

их русский, конечно, порадовал!

@user-fh2ho7ro8d

6 жыл бұрын

Меган Фокс тоже))

@jamiliaerikovna6743

6 жыл бұрын

могли бы и несколько фраз выучить😅

@DZ48994

4 жыл бұрын

Американцам сложно языки учить другие

@modtomodern

3 жыл бұрын

What he said.

Fave moments: Bill delivering his lines without looking at anyone (intentionally... not bc he's reading cue cards) and Fred choosing heroin with a motion to the crook of his arm. Too funny!!

Okay! Guilty Pleasures??? 3:05 🤣🤣🤣

"Yes, I am familiar with this drain."

Fred is so funny always love his acting

did anyone noticed the actor dropped his golden watch

This is one of those instances where punctuation is everything. Svetlana is ten dollars! Cheaper. Not ten dollars cheaper.

She has pretty face and skin but Svetlana is 10 $ cheaper lol

It's not the Russian language is the Klingon language from Star Trek

@MrCostyaG

9 жыл бұрын

It's ok, because they're americans with stupid stereotypes. Don't pay attention!

@LindaBreivik

9 жыл бұрын

Silver Sepp It's comedy, DUH! It's supposed to be like this......

@nilssonerik76

5 жыл бұрын

It’s much funnier because of the hobby-level russian language. Sort of like the swedish chef in the Muppet Show. Not even close to swedish = funny.

@LosAngeles2011

5 жыл бұрын

А кто тебя просил смотреть. Смотри Раша-ТВ и Путина.

@eugeniab2990

5 жыл бұрын

guys chill out, they’re not making fun of Russia, the language, .... but rather the cheap ass american guy. All is good in the hood y’all!!

Brilliant! Svetlana is just hilarious!

this closing music sketch should be in full version,absolutely adore that saxophone

One of my all time favorite skit on SNL

Fred he is so funny how does he pull it off his always spot on and absolutely hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Love you Fred and Bill..... hilarious always.

Don't forget this was filmed back in the days when 10 dollars still had some value ...

Like you pulled her out of a drain...a shower drain. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can’t.

This is my fave of armisen's skit.

I love how Fred was Jabbering Madonna song get into the groove!

The moment Fred started singing I was ruined. I was not ready, and I should know better. Too funny.

Well, I know the song she's trying to sing =) It's Madonna's "Get into the groove"

how can they not laugh!!

When Svetlana started to talk , I lost it 😂😂

Bill just nails that whole Ruski-thing! Brilliant.

3:24 that remix was EVERYTHING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

i love Fred Armisen !!!!!!!!!

My god Fred Armisen is underrated!!He is a comedy genius!!

Bill Hader is pure talent.

Never gets old.

Hey SNL, is there any way that you could put the names of the actors in the description? As someone who can't watch the show its hard to find out who is who.

@kiertavasirkus

7 жыл бұрын

Tinyten Svetlana - Fred Armisen, Katja - Megan Fox, Russian Guy - Bill Hader, American Guy - Will Forte

@Tinyten

7 жыл бұрын

Gabriela Piechowicz Thanks.

@herrmayhem1915

4 жыл бұрын

Svetlana is on the left. And apparently $10 cheaper.

"Svetlana can't wink, only blink." Xaxaxa

I love the way his watch falls off the wrist at 2:24 and he just soldiers on.

@larsgutsein3910

3 жыл бұрын

Of course he does. He is Bill Hader. I cannot remember him losing it in a skit.

😂🤣😂😂 That ending was hilarious

Svetlana sparkles. She really lights up a room. Great work Fred!

So basically you can get Svetlana and 5 bottles of beer.... hard!

My favourite sketch of all time.

one of my favourite sketches

Hey! Guess what. I'm not Russian but I knew they weren't speaking Russian. Because it's A FUCKING COMEDY!!! Lol

@elcheapo9444

3 жыл бұрын

BUT THEY DID SPEAK RUSSIAN DAMMIT!!!

"she looks like you pulled her out of a shower drain.. there is hair, dirt and clumps of hardend shampoo"

@tuyanaonnet5251

4 жыл бұрын

красотка

Seems like a sketch written by Will Forte and I thank him for it!

3:07 "Katia -Oral sex... Svetlana -Heroin!" 😂😂😂😂