I just want to sit in a room and watch Russ, The Queen and Phillip have a conversation 👍

@matthewkehoe5027

3 жыл бұрын

Queen: this man deserves a knighthood, what say you, Phillip? Phillip: **nonsensical mumbling* Russell: *trying not to piss himself laughing*

@Hashmir87

3 жыл бұрын

but you only need russel and that would be it

@hashimhussain8973

Жыл бұрын

Ahhhhhh we got an issue

"2B or not 2B" is pretty good, but the best I saw was "in fair Corona, where we lay our 'ccine" xD

@JackIves

3 жыл бұрын

That is SMART

@Shindai

3 жыл бұрын

@@JackIves I was well jealous I wasn't the one to come up with it lol

@xxsohalalmodexx

3 жыл бұрын

u dropped this 👑

Matt Hancock doesn’t look like he’s crying, he looks like he’s trying to cover up laughter.

@gemmaborgert3997

3 жыл бұрын

He looks completely exhausted to be honest.....😬

@geckokid8265

Жыл бұрын

Maniacal laughter

My very favorite thing about him is how he calls the Queen, "Liz".

Matt Hancock cries like a stepdad who knows his missing stepdaughter is buried in the basement

@olirhys2992

3 жыл бұрын

Holy shit that's so accurate

@lucyward8122

3 жыл бұрын

Fucking hell Kerri 😂😂

@xxsohalalmodexx

3 жыл бұрын

jesus christ

Matt Hancock fake crying makes me laugh so hard, why did he even attempt to act?

@celiakleid6397

3 жыл бұрын

Is it just me or does he look like Nicolas Cage?

@robbieking4070

3 жыл бұрын

@@celiakleid6397 He must cry like Nic Cage as well BOO-HOOO! BOO-HOOO!

@jamiemarshall6832

3 жыл бұрын

Matt Hancock should have done the Jake Paul impression, with ice and all

@ilarious5729

3 жыл бұрын

@@celiakleid6397 he sure acts just as well as Nicholas sheepface 😫

@samuellrodd1214

3 жыл бұрын

To try and convince us he’s an actual human being.

Never has anyone hit so many nails square on the head so consistently as the brilliant, to the point, with humour, Russell Howard. BRAVO BRISTOL'S FINEST SON👏👏👏👏👏

Russell, please show the Boris speech in parliament on the Indian farmer's protest he misunderstood as India/Pakistan border issue 🤣

@myopinion5135

3 жыл бұрын

Send me a link to that 😂

@TheGameYou

3 жыл бұрын

@@myopinion5135 kzread.info/dash/bejne/iXllsaaKZrHfnJs.html

The first rule of politics: Talk to adults like you talk to children, so adults will behave like children.

@JulianSirian

3 жыл бұрын

I'm glad I wasn't the only one that noticed that...

Every conservative has a range of metaphors that no one understands

I love how ed Miliband said 'I love a scotch egg but I wont be eating one in public.' Last time he ate something in public, he pretty much lost his job

@1nfinitune533

3 жыл бұрын

Sandwich

12:48 SHE GOT A STOCH EGG!! SHE CAN GO TO THE PUB!!!

My favourite comedian/presenter ever. He’ just gets better by the day. Hand down 🙌🏻

_Who eats half a yogurt and puts it back in the fridge._ I can just hear my mum whistling nonchalantly ... What can you do? Mums are gonna mum!🤦🏾‍♀️

@RIXRADvidz

3 жыл бұрын

she's one of those people that leaves half a packet of sweetener at the coffee station because, ''someone else can use that, don't want to waste it''...it's a left over thing from WW2 and the Depression. back when we could trust other people to be civil in public.

@ApothecaryTerry

3 жыл бұрын

I put half pots of yoghurt back in the fridge...but then I do buy those 500g buckets of it. Eating the 1st half out of the pot and then putting it back would also be a bit odd.

@ilarious5729

3 жыл бұрын

I do that with my vegan yogurts cause I know no one else will ear them, idk why though they're so much better than the normal ones 🤔 Edit: maybe cause they know i've eaten from it already xD

@JustAnotherPerson4U

3 жыл бұрын

My dad does that. And it puts me off on whatever else is in the fridge. He sometimes leaves the spoon in as well! It's just really weird and odd to me to not finish the yoghurt pot once you've opened it. Its not like there's a lot of it any way.

@Michelle_Schu-blacka

3 жыл бұрын

@@RIXRADvidz She's not that old. But from the Jamaican side of the family and food cannot be wasted under any circumstances. Plus despite being in her 70's, she's still worries about her weight.

That's some sick coming back to life acting from russ

Honestly this is where I go now for my news 🤧

At last, a news bulletin that puts a massive grin on my face, from now on I gonna give I.T.N & B.B.C. a miss and watch this instead, keep it coming Russell, brilliant !

i’m in love with the trainspotting joke, i now have a permanent vision of the queen sat on the floor like renton, one arm in a belt loop and a shaven head

Gotta love how the full episodes are made unavailable in the UK

Who's eating half a yoghurt, erm, Onken in litres, anyone with multiple litres of home grown......

He sounds more like he’s laughing as opposed to crying. He has the crappiest acting skills ever

@theirlivesnotours

3 жыл бұрын

genuinely the worst acting I've ever seen and I used to be a drama teacher

As soon as It's only a little prick was said I thought yep Prince Andrew XD

"Bristol!!!!"💪🏾... Russell you are too cute and thanks for making me laugh every time ☺️😅

I'm literally only consistently watching this video for 12:40 I cant stop laughing.

3:17 He’s been working out and wants us to know it

When that "fraud fraud fraud" thing set in I closed my eyes and imagined a frog. XD XD XD

I missed the audience.

@Aydarrn

3 жыл бұрын

For real it's not the same

@peterduff9281

3 жыл бұрын

He got a lot more laughs this way.

I love it when Russell says a bunch of stuff the Queen would never say. It's so absurd it's funny!

It's been so long since I've heard people laughing from the audience... It doesn't sound right at all

The analogies that the government use are just embarrassing now.

It makes me so happy for Russell, to hear that he has what sounds like a live audience again.

Russell's Munch Bunch Joke Was Drop Dead Amazingly Funny!

7:06 That’s nothing! In Australia when the Melbourne lockdown was lifted people went to bars at 12 midnight.

@HRRRRRDRRRRR

3 жыл бұрын

Right, so normal hours to be going to bars...

@Mkvs68

3 жыл бұрын

@@HRRRRRDRRRRR exactly my thought 😂😂

@lunaangeleclipse9745

3 жыл бұрын

yeah, that's when people normally go to bars... am i getting wooshed or something??

Bloody love this guy! Awesome on stage aswell as on the screen. Stay brilliant Russ!

"It doesn't work if it stays in the bottle" was what Lemmy always said as well.

IS THIS WHAT A MAN CRUSH FEELS LIKE? YOUR EXCELLENT 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯😂😂😂😍

"Tiny-handed bullshit machine." Best. Description. Ever.

I skipped over a bunch of the clips because it's just *painful* you know?

How does Russel Howard only have 1 million subscribers he should have a lot more than 1 million because his videos are 😂😂

@peterduff9281

3 жыл бұрын

...shit?

@saqibanwar3066

3 жыл бұрын

@@peterduff9281 what you mean shit

@peterduff9281

3 жыл бұрын

@@saqibanwar3066 I was ignoring your icons to finish the sentence in a way that matches with my perception of the video! I know you didn't mean that.

Ever tried a large pot of Liberté Yogurt that is more than one serving and goes back in the fridge.

@Jack-zk6yt

3 жыл бұрын

That only deserves to be stored in the bin. Vile stuff.

cream or jam on top, these are the questions the people want to answered.

His impressions on fleek

I have something to confess...... I put the yogurt back in the fridge after I’ve had a bit of yogurt fun. Sorry

Hancock to advisors - "Is this how actual people express emotion? Run me through it a couple more times!" Nothing like genuine emotion - fake that and you're home and dry.

Was this guy explaining a day in the life of thomas the tank engine😂

@spendilten

3 жыл бұрын

Thomas the tanked engine he went to the pub a 6am and left at 8am totally tank of the rails

6:27 I was not ready for that! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Good for you Russ. Love it

Russel has clearly never bought a huge pot of yogurt.

sounds much better with an audience

5:02 That impression fucking killed me 😂😂 pure gold, props to Russell Howard

love this so true relatable and just hilarious

That was was joke by Russel Howard " to 2b or not 2b" Russel you are comedy legend

@peterduff9281

3 жыл бұрын

Is that a variant on the old pencil joke?

@saqibanwar3066

3 жыл бұрын

@@peterduff9281 what do you mean

@peterduff9281

3 жыл бұрын

@@saqibanwar3066 Well, a common grade of pencil is 2B, so it was an old schoolkid joke if someone wanted a pencil.

@saqibanwar3066

3 жыл бұрын

@@peterduff9281 I understand i get what you mean

And at the end of a really shit day good old Russ makes the happy happen. Cheers!

The best!!

Tiny handed bullshit machine. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 So on point. Lol

Did anyone see CNN interview a guy called Martin who got the vaccine? He’s my new best friend

I love it when he does Salad Fingers...

Hi Russ ,are you by any chance one of those sensible celebs you speak of ?

They shoulda gotten the flex tape guy “To show how strong the vaccine was, i sawed this person in half!”

In my country our "pubs" open around 5 a.m.

this dude is just a less bird looking john oliver and i love it

Nailed it Russell lol. love it :)

Your amazing!

They were talking about a scotch egg being a meal so they can have a scotch egg and be able to buy a pint, it's so stupid

Russel going strong.

Why do some countries treat a lock down and the coming out of a lockdown so wrong. You’ll be back in one again 😟

Russel doing a "Dave" impression 😂

Russell made me laught ober the last few months BUT IS FIRE WITH AN AUDIENCE 😂🤣😂😋

Love this guy so bloody funny

7:12 That is late. In Czechia people went to pubs at 6 AM a took the day after free from work.

Best pissed acting ever.

Russell Howard the best .Jemma

3:48 ...yyyeah about that....

Never clicked so fast! Thank you these videos get me through each week and give me something to look forward too! Xx 💛

Oh man, glad to see we've got that same sense of humour! My first thought when I saw that the first person to get the vaccine was recorded getting it was how I'd definitely screw around.

Actually early for once

@iain3482

3 жыл бұрын

Have a medal 🥇

@marliklejdi0108

3 жыл бұрын

@@iain3482 thanks

I want an album of drunk hyms

"I can't believe I'm gonna keep my job" did not age well haha

Mat Handcock is not crying he's chuffing laughing.......

Show us the crowd

Bonding moment

I think that's only the second time I've ever heard anyone use the word pegged

How I cried laughing

The Cabinet should be prosecuted and imprisoned NOT sacked!

Yess

think this was the best one yet! cackling like a witch i was, so many times from 2b to trump paying 3million! :DDDD

I love you russ ♥️😍

3am in bed and so hungry for a scotch egg... or two, right now 😂

Russell Howard... you have not met my father who does exactly that. He eats HALF of a yoghurt or any plastuc tub dessert and then whacks the remaining half in the fridge unaware of how gross that is...

I'd love to see an ima celeb line up with Russell, the Queen, Katie Hopkins, Donald Trump and Matt Hancock.

hahahahahaha oh man, i kind of wish i had me sky box JUST so i can watch the orange potatoe be a dumbo 😂 oh man, orange potatoe, why must you be such a SORE LOOSER?!! 😂 oh i aint complaining bud, its hilarious xxx oh my sides are killing 😂👏👏👏👏 oh thank you Russel, you always do find the best stuff ever xxx

1 in 5 of us are idiots

@carmenradk6992

3 жыл бұрын

If it's any consolation you have significantly less idots then the U.S.

@wolfgangneumann6105

3 жыл бұрын

And ist from Germany

@Sophie-mv7bd

3 жыл бұрын

@@carmenradk6992 I guess that's true

@alenawicks2719

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly or maybe even more

5:33 Sounds like a good night out

@spendilten

3 жыл бұрын

starting at 6am 6am is 6pm in new Zealand

It's my birthday today. Best present

I would class Phillip Schofield as a sensible adult x

We are so screwed.

A scotch egg... Are you phuking with me? How has the country with the most obese population on earth not been let in on scotch eggs?

last weeks news...covid, this weeks news...covid, next weeks news...covid

hahaha wheyy 400 Rabbits made it to Russell Howard!!

@oliofsuburbia0986

3 жыл бұрын

Dunno if I should be proud or nott 😂

Me and my mom are allergic to a lot of things and I have a bunch of medical problems so we're not going to take the vaccine until we're sure it works and is safe bur we will definitely btake it eventually