“HELPING PEOPLE IS LIKE THE UNFORTUNATE BY-PRODUCT” I DIED

@placeholder29

4 жыл бұрын

rest in peace

@dm3402

4 жыл бұрын

It really is tho, its like "I SAID YOU BE A DOCTOR, NOT DOCTOR FOR OTHER PEOPLE!!" And the kids like "Mom.... Thats literally the job..."

@cutlokilo950

3 жыл бұрын

You should see a doctor. unless you're a chinese parent

@johnherrera5261

3 жыл бұрын

Health insurance in a nutshell

@aureliuszeta3037

3 жыл бұрын

I like the embedded joke you put in your comment hehe

"Helping people is at the bottom of the list for being a doctor." 1000% LOL

@zhysun6564

4 жыл бұрын

But doctors do help people...And take their money.

@MegaKingTom

4 жыл бұрын

Zhy Sun they only help if you have money

@charly441182

4 жыл бұрын

It’s NOT even ON the list 😂😂

@mak01711

4 жыл бұрын

if by a miracle it MADE INTO the list that is😂

@forgma7779

4 жыл бұрын

@@MegaKingTom YES US GOV DOES

Me as a Chinese guy: "I don't wanna be a doctor." My mom: "So you have chosen... ENGINEER"

@reginaldshort8486

2 жыл бұрын

You can get doctorate as an engineer.

@thegodwithnomora3442

2 жыл бұрын

Mum: Orrrrrr lawyer

@newprojects7847

2 жыл бұрын

what did you choose though? im curious

@timothylee5579

2 жыл бұрын

“But i dont want to be engineer either..” Mom: “ah, yes, the negotiator. So you have chosen… MATHEMATICIAN FOR NASA

@mastergecko1178

2 жыл бұрын

@@newprojects7847 Artist, which kinda explains why my mom kicked me out

what I find even more astounding is, for as wide and diverse Asia is as a continent, this is almost universal with Asian parents

@TilikaVispute

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly 🤣🤣🤣 I don’t understand how it turned out that way but it’s so truueueeee 🤣 I was watching BTS video few months back where Min Yoongi referred how parents let you cry in stores and say “I am going home, you stay here” and I was like Yo that’s Indian parents as well... I was so shocked To see the similarity 🤣🤣🤣

@Leto2ndAtreides

2 жыл бұрын

Those are simple paths to being middle class or somewhat upper middle class. They're not even very high goals... It's mostly just "We want our kids to have decently good lives."

@arminius6506

2 жыл бұрын

@@Leto2ndAtreides Bro doctors play in money, it isn't "we want a decent life for you". It's like "We want you to be so rich that our grand kids play with money". And it's good.

@manicpepsicola3431

Жыл бұрын

@@arminius6506 can confirm my grandpa was a doctor and was able to playin money all the time he bought a motorcycle he never rode lol

@kimaotung

Жыл бұрын

And Nigerian 😅

these weren't even jokes they were just straight facts

@alwaystakemarktwainsadvice4269

4 жыл бұрын

Emily Jiang which is the joke.

@baguette745

4 жыл бұрын

Very funny facts

@user-szb

4 жыл бұрын

really true

@blaiseykins2256

4 жыл бұрын

Mmm hmm yup yes

@maxnexus5421

4 жыл бұрын

truth hurts and pain of other people are funny to others

The best part? Ronny Chieng's Chinese family name, 錢, literally means Money.

@LegacyFTW

3 жыл бұрын

lol is it a common name, I wonder?

@Nothing86620

3 жыл бұрын

That last name is not that common but also not that rare, but it’s a family name you can’t choose. However there were plenty of parents in early days would name their children “get rich” or something like that.

@ccitza

3 жыл бұрын

@@LegacyFTW It was a royal family name around 1000 years ago, which made it one of the most respected & popular names back then. 趙錢孫李 were the top four, where 趙 and 李 were the imperial family name of Song & Tang Dynasty.

@RicardoCarapia

3 жыл бұрын

Interesting. In Spanish there's people whos last name is "Rico" wich means "rich"

@Nisshoku

3 жыл бұрын

@@RicardoCarapia Does Puerto Rico then mean rich port, port of riches or something like that?

Chinese parents: "Why aren't you applying to med school?" Also Chinese Parents: "I have a fever it must be because I ate too much tropical fruit"

@islandnarrator8257

2 жыл бұрын

Not Black people all we do is fight each other down.Sad

@anuraggupta1974

2 жыл бұрын

"It's the damn phone"

@cerealkiller195

2 жыл бұрын

Being part asian and part latino i have seen both sides whenever someone is sick they just bring out some sort of ointment label falling off no clue what it is I'm not even sure if it's a lifetime supply because I've never seen anyone in the family have more than one in the house haha

@sailormoon8265

2 жыл бұрын

@@cerealkiller195 and it's probably expired but they use it anyway because expiry dates are stupid?

@cerealkiller195

2 жыл бұрын

@@sailormoon8265 it was just a bottle I don't think I've ever seen the box lol

As an Indian I can confirm that whatever he said is 100% true in an Indian society as well.

@electric_deer2007

2 жыл бұрын

India is in Asia so he did cover that when he said that statement

@tridhatrisontena3822

2 жыл бұрын

yeah man pretty fucked up ngl

@user-fv5eo1gc4p

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@MrMuumbutoo

2 жыл бұрын

same with my croatian parents lol

@Andelea

2 жыл бұрын

What's the name of your god of money?

Nothing can make an Asian parent see a doctor. So true.

@TerryFT86

4 жыл бұрын

Nono , they will go see a doctor when it's almost free. I know Taiwanese that lives all over the world that will fly back to taiwan to see doctors there. lol.... cuz doctors in the health care system there is much cheaper then almost anywhere else in the world & they don';t even have to wait.. if they don't have taiwan citizenship then ya they don't like seeing doctors. lol

@christopherhanna5754

4 жыл бұрын

Except to see them graduate from med school....

@TheNamesDitto

4 жыл бұрын

So fucking true

@user-qu9iv9nh9m

4 жыл бұрын

So not true for Koreans see doctors most among all OECD countries. m.koreabiomed.com/news/articleView.html?idxno=6145

@desmondchristoper3049

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-qu9iv9nh9m yeah for plastic surgery tho

I mean he’s not telling jokes, he’s just talking about facts in a funny way lol

@faizanmehdi4022

3 жыл бұрын

That's true comedy

@tonyping2262

3 жыл бұрын

True sgit

@adhynugroho9424

3 жыл бұрын

That's what standup is about.

@lollololol1753

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for explaining what a joke is again

@DavidLee-ge3nx

3 жыл бұрын

He looks exactly like grown-up Calvin in the Calvin and Hobbes series. Resemblance is uncanny.

“helping people is at the bottom of the list” as an asian, fact 😂

@carsonwentz8301

11 ай бұрын

And people wonder why healthcare sucks

Honestly his golden phrase of "Hope You Get Rich" stick in my head every single Chinese New Year. Anyway for those who see my comment, wishing you a happy Chinese New Year and HOPE YOU GET RICH! 🤭

@LuthienMoonLight

2 жыл бұрын

HOPE YOU GET RICH, BRO

@RussyBoyTV

2 жыл бұрын

GONG XI FA CAI, HOPE YOU GET RICH

@Bakeroo

2 жыл бұрын

Hope we BOTH get rich

@arminius6506

2 жыл бұрын

Hope we all get rich

@gaiartstudio

2 жыл бұрын

That's so true. Every year, hope you get rich is in my head hahaha

At least Persians give you the option of Lawyer, Engineer OR Doctor. Three options. Very generous

@juliekrol

4 жыл бұрын

lol

@cUser691

4 жыл бұрын

@ Sabo Rivaille, what’s the second tier for Persians for parental respect? Like architect or banker or what? Just curious, no offense.

@saborivaille1258

4 жыл бұрын

c haha good question. Fortunately only my dad is Persian and he’s really laid back. But my aunties are pretty traditional. And their kids are lawyers, dentists and psychiatrist. You could be right with architecture. My brother and uncle are architects. “Oh that’s pretty good” they would think haha. I’m a college drop out and that wouldn’t fly with some relatives.

@TrappedInTheNorth

4 жыл бұрын

@@saborivaille1258 There are no such people on this earth called Persians there is a group called Iranians are you talking about them ?

@saborivaille1258

4 жыл бұрын

Mohamed Yusuf well Iranian is a nationality. Persian is the language, ethnicity and culture. I’m not Iranian but ethnically I’m half Persian. There are many Iranians with various ethnicities, you can be Iranian of Persian descent, Arab , Azari, Kurdish ect. The country was called Persia not long ago by the way.

I like how he sounds American and Chinese at the same time perfectly 😃

@dreamcrusher1454

4 жыл бұрын

..and he is neither an American nor Chinese.

@heynim342

4 жыл бұрын

This is Singaporean/Malaysian accent :P

@BatmanPops

4 жыл бұрын

@@dreamcrusher1454 👌🏽👍🏽

@BatmanPops

4 жыл бұрын

@@heynim342 oh ok thanks for letting me know 🙂👍🏽

@DominationOC

4 жыл бұрын

Dream Crusher he literally said we while he was referring to Chinese people the whole time, you must be quite daft

Haha!! As a previous figure skating coach this is so true. The 1st generation immigrant moms would walk their 3 year old kids into the rink and tell us that they want their kid to go to the Olympics. Almost all our Asian skaters would get full rides to Yale and Harvard for medical school. Love you Ronnie!

00:32 “helping people” is on the bottom of their list of reasons 😆😆😆 oh my gosh this guys is hilarious

I'm Asian. I'm studying medicine. I can confirm this. For prestige and Money. My parents also don't like visiting doctor. Edit:- Mfs this much upvotes :")

@mauvemouse9259

4 жыл бұрын

Okay but do they rely on "alternative" medicine, or do they just avoid Western-style medicine?

@siddheshrahate4351

4 жыл бұрын

@@mauvemouse9259 i won't say they exactly are medicines, some of them really have medicinal effects, but most of them don't have prolonged effects,while some of them are just placebos.

@GaussGodden

4 жыл бұрын

yes.. because in history class difference is huge... chinese parents generally want their children to be educated (doctors, work in the government, etc) because statistically, you are much more likely to flip your social status within 1 generation when you are educated...

@brendagordon4571

4 жыл бұрын

OMG. So it is true 😆😆😆

@kawa1755

4 жыл бұрын

Nobody does because doctors talk to you for 5 min and here is a 300 dollar bill take some tylenol if you feel like shit again come again we will do some tests.

he should include the joke that Chinese people so rich they even buy money to burn money and send it to their relatives in the afterlife. :p

@audreyc8225

4 жыл бұрын

freaker126 Exactlyyyyyy I was thinking about that !

@mr.raslyon6626

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe he still will...

@watermelonchiki

4 жыл бұрын

omg also clothes and cars, I was like do we still need to drive after we die... lol

@freaker126

4 жыл бұрын

@@watermelonchiki that's part of the joy after life ..lol :p

@freaker126

4 жыл бұрын

@Speez71rm dude. people have already done that. it's part of their culture. lol

This guy is actually funny. Hope he makes it big. I’m learning as he’s making me laugh.

@tjgodofchaos3186

2 жыл бұрын

"hope he makes it big" bruh he's like a millionaire actor, he's made it

@planbbkk5876

2 жыл бұрын

he is big already!

@emhgarlyyeung

2 жыл бұрын

@@tjgodofchaos3186 But he is Chinese, that's never big enough for a Chinese, we want bigger, so, hope he get richer lol

@nicolaablett7790

2 жыл бұрын

AND RICH

@058875915

Жыл бұрын

Dude he was in Shang chi, and he’s on the Daily show…..he’s good

I've watched this like a 100 times and it still never gets old 😂

I love how real the joke is.. We're Chinese love money, we also burn the money after our parent died so the can spend it on afterlife.. lol

@andyalcaide3752

4 жыл бұрын

Calon Rocker they throw their hard wallets into the fire out of respect for the parents.

@nicoleraheem1195

4 жыл бұрын

Lord😂😂and I'm currently learning mandarin now. I think I needed to know this too

@charliebronson1308

4 жыл бұрын

Why shudnt we? China is the center of the world!

@blackmmmblackmmm

4 жыл бұрын

As a Taiwanese, you’re god damn right...

@abdulharithibrahim4733

4 жыл бұрын

The money they burnt is not real money...its fake money. They also burn Mercedes Benz...made out of paper

Refreshing to see an Asian comedian who doesn’t lean on exaggerated Asian accents to do their humor

@Nushilong

4 жыл бұрын

@@teacher_ps Russell Peters

@Dangolbustedman

4 жыл бұрын

Chaplay which one doesn’t? Jo Koy, dat Phan, Russell Peters etc Pretty much every successful Asian comedian I’ve seen does the exaggerated accents in their comedy. It’s a cliche stereotype at this point

@h1t0k1r1

4 жыл бұрын

In before overly sensitive people say he’s relying on stereotypes still

@Dangolbustedman

4 жыл бұрын

Roger I think every comedian does that tbh Some of the best comedians alive did too Chappell, Louis, Pryor But at least he’s not leaning on the accent to force his shit to be funny

@Dangolbustedman

4 жыл бұрын

but why see previous comments

I could listen to this guy all day everyday!!!!

I'm Chinese and I can vouch for everything he said. The way he delivered it is hilarious I never thought of it like that

Indian wants their kids to be a doctor because they don't want to spend money on seeing other doctors 😂😂 u will get free health care at home✌🏻

@NatsuDragneel07

3 жыл бұрын

True....😂😂😂😂

@ThatWEIRDasianGirl

3 жыл бұрын

Goddamn, Indian families will actually trust your advice as a doctor. XD Chinese mom and dad will put onions in the cardinal directions cause WeChat told em before listening to the medical advice of their PH.D. graduate child.

@RicardoCarapia

3 жыл бұрын

Mexicans are not very different. (I'm mexican)

@jiasona875

3 жыл бұрын

Hey, ENGINEERING is first on the list. I think every Indian family have 2 to 3 engineer in the family

@alixalix191

3 жыл бұрын

And they are the worst doctors ever

I nearly spat out my water when he said “Asian parents are the last group of people you can convince to see a doctor” 😂

@xellosblackforest1685

3 жыл бұрын

it's true ..

@jordanvalencia9597

3 жыл бұрын

Mexicans, Indians, many other groups are the last group of people you can convince to see a doctor.

Ronnu Chieng might be my new favorite comedian. I only just found out about him through Scissor Seven, but he has such a unique line delivery I love it

As a Filipino, I agree even though most of us (including myself) were pushed to be nurses as this is our passport to go to Western countries and earn more.

@CorePathway

2 жыл бұрын

Best way to marry a doctor is to become a nurse

@mukhtaarashraf3740

2 жыл бұрын

@@CorePathway damn that's screwed up though

@AverageSaneHuman

2 жыл бұрын

@@mukhtaarashraf3740 if im not wrong, isnt it against the rule to date co workers in hospital? (im just not so sure so no hate is against this statement)

@marvinredota9100

2 жыл бұрын

@@AverageSaneHuman yes IN the Hospital but outside is fine :D

@AverageSaneHuman

2 жыл бұрын

@@marvinredota9100 understandable, thanks :D

I am a Chinese and I approve this message. Actually, some Chinese love money so much they decide their family name is Chieng, which means money. Am I right Ronny Money?

@keny4281

4 жыл бұрын

well... u dun really got a choice on you last name, do you.... also you wouldn't assume Bill Gates loves gates... it's just a sir name, derived from 篯, which has nothing to do money, but more to do with bamboos and horse tacks.

@keny4281

4 жыл бұрын

@@fsantos4199 glad u find it funny, igorance is truly a bliss.. i mean who cares about a piece of interesting historical information..

@keny4281

4 жыл бұрын

@@fsantos4199 oh my god dude, get a life...

@djay7438

4 жыл бұрын

Ken Y congratulations... you played yourself

@wangyingsen458

4 жыл бұрын

It is only because Asians still believe by working hard you could break though social classes, western people especially Americans used believed this too, but after the capitalism become mature(hard to join the 1%), working hard is meaningless. Of course majority embrace Anti-intellectualism.

As a Chinese I can confirm he's right. My dad is a doctor and my grandma even REFUSES to visit her own son's hospital😂She'd rather believe in Taichi and those fake TV doctors smh

@konnichiwa8762

3 жыл бұрын

Gosh! What an ironic! 😂

@matttejada7381

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe because she will know her illnesses if she went to a doctor, I think she's scared.

@_peachy_

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr XD

@Nuisance_Bear

3 жыл бұрын

Hey, tai chi is still more physical activity than everyone else is getting these days. Ditch them TV doctors though they talking out they asses

@spartapros2120

3 жыл бұрын

@godslayer3241 wrong guy

He is so darn ruthlessly honest !!!!!

“Asian parents are the last group of people, u can ever convince to see a doctor. “ 🤣 oh my god!!!!!! Hit it on the right place!!!!!

This guy needs more support by the Asian community because he represents.

@gamapg

3 жыл бұрын

2 bc getting money

@themadtitan7883

3 жыл бұрын

Jimmy ya, eyy Jimmy ya!

@sulblazer

3 жыл бұрын

He's fine. He doesn't need Asian charity. He's funny and will naturally appeal to the Asian community. There doesn't need to be a call to arms to support him. His work will elevate him.

@bimapringgo

3 жыл бұрын

How does he represents Arabs? or Indians? or Malays?

@jeanque2130

3 жыл бұрын

@@bimapringgo He can still show some of his perspective as a chinese descent immigrant, he can still be one of the voices of larger asian community

11yo asian kid: studying parent: YOU DOCTOR YET?

@user-ok1yl3px3b

3 жыл бұрын

No dad, I'm eleven.

@danielwang2795

3 жыл бұрын

Renal Rahmadin TALK TO ME WHEN YOU DOCTOR

@SoldierBoySingingRapture

3 жыл бұрын

@@danielwang2795 classic!

@ubitchesaremysons6897

3 жыл бұрын

Relate on a personal level

@agneshravindran1727

3 жыл бұрын

That's from family guy right...?

He's a Malaysian, we Msian very proud of him

@haduong96353a

2 ай бұрын

muslim?

@next-over-life

Ай бұрын

@@haduong96353a No, he is Chinese in blood, but Malaysian cityzen there are almost no muslim in Chinese people. very few...

This was one of the best stand up comedy specials I have ever watched. Love this guy

I bet my Mom that I would never get married, when I was 10 years old. She even had me right it out on paper and sign it. When I finally got married at 27, she busted out this old yellow paper, with my signature, at my wedding! She held out her hand and said "Pay up sucker. $10 dollars!" Everyone in that Chapel fell out laughing at the look on my face.

@amyamy2240

2 жыл бұрын

She's got an awesome sense of humor.

@heartsDmise

2 жыл бұрын

Lmfaooo 😂 Thats great

@momseffortjamila6955

2 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahah. Very funny 😄. She dealt with you

@tarekandnourhan7432

2 жыл бұрын

17 years between the setup and the punchline

@Jaxter65

2 жыл бұрын

She played the long game 😎

I love it that this guy just offhandedly throws a joke about money printing causing inflation, and people not understanding basic macro economics. Brilliant.

@MelePaasi

4 жыл бұрын

It’s the Asian math expert in him 🤣🤣🤣

@zztopz7090

4 жыл бұрын

@@MelePaasi Hes not even an expert, just adequate, which cant be said for the west.

@ninaxu541

4 жыл бұрын

Екатерина Геннадиевна the joke is Asians are good at math... not saying he’s a math expert literally. It’s the running joke/stereotype or whatever you call it about Asians

@wangyingsen458

4 жыл бұрын

It is only because Asians still believe by working hard you could break though social classes, western people especially Americans used believed this too, but after the capitalism become mature(hard to join the 1%), working hard is meaningless. Of course majority embrace Anti-intellectualism.

@andresgreene4913

4 жыл бұрын

@@wangyingsen458 Joining the 1% is necessarily something the vast majority of people can't do. Working hard is a great way to have a good life. The problem is actually that too many people, especially those who grew up on the internet while being told they deserve the world, expect to not only have a comfortable life, but be rich or famous without doing a lot of work.

his parents have to be SO proud of him. a smart, well super smart actually, and insightful person.

The kick when he said “get it out of the way” 💀💀

“Helping people is like the unfortunate byproduct” I started cracking up 😂😂😂

Ronny at his best here, very polished delivery and hysterical!

@brendagordon4571

4 жыл бұрын

And I thought that Jimmy O Yang was funny.

So true! And his delivery is so good!

Very true for some families. People want their children to get into a profession to take other people's money as much as possible, along with having prestige and power. It's not about finding a calling or what the child would enjoy doing in life. It's about the responsibility of earning and taking care of the family. Money, prestige and power are considered the main factors required to secure stability and prosperity for the family.

By the way, Ronny's surname: "Chieng (钱)" literally means "money" in Chinese. :D

@pebblepod30

4 жыл бұрын

Very ironic then!

@brendagordon4571

4 жыл бұрын

Lol u r kidding me!

@caph2o22

4 жыл бұрын

@@brendagordon4571 Nope. Not joking. You can go to his Wikipedia page. Copy and paste his surname onto Google Translate and see for yourself. :D

@makeshifthouse

4 жыл бұрын

Wtf ure right

@AwkwrdPrtMskrt

4 жыл бұрын

Chinese people love money so much, the Chinese guy self-aware enough to point it out to everyone is literally surnamed "钱"!

And the phrase Chinese children usually say after “Hope you get rich “ is “Give me the red packet money” .(红包拿来）

@darrylchandra554

4 жыл бұрын

no if you get married

@anthonyjanthonycrowley7652

4 жыл бұрын

*悄悄递给你红包*

@faceman1341

4 жыл бұрын

@@darrylchandra554 children usually don't get married

@annandres8483

4 жыл бұрын

I forgot what it is but I know I say it every year-

@cowboyw520

4 жыл бұрын

which sounds like a robbery in english

Ronny Chieng does a great show, mixing humor & satire with social commentary. Original and really hilarious. My family is Italian on both sides and we are just one tent away from a full-blown circus, so even not being Asian, I could relate to a lot of Ronny’s humor.

“Be doctor baby, be doctor!!” Also Asian parents “I no go doctor, cost too much, I just use the *_HOLY GREEN LIQUID OF HEALING_* “

@xandercorp6175

3 жыл бұрын

Eagle brand ftw.

@stanchung69

3 жыл бұрын

close enough, chinese moms would make their kids drink water mixed with burnt mantra written on paper[fu]

@zzzendyaz4208

3 жыл бұрын

I know that green liquid. We call it green oil and we joke its the elixir of life. Its suppose to be the cure for everything - insect bites, colds, flu... 😅

@chanbricks4461

3 жыл бұрын

Zambuk, multipurpose solution to all skin related illnesses

@backto90s7

2 жыл бұрын

dầu gió xanh

that is one perfectly tailored suit

@mikeock1939

4 жыл бұрын

yes, but wrong neckwear

@texasowl5356

4 жыл бұрын

Mike Ock you don’t get it do you?

@mauvemouse9259

4 жыл бұрын

@@texasowl5356 get what?

@drex5160

4 жыл бұрын

London is blue

@renzojz

4 жыл бұрын

And a sleek looking hair cut to pair it with.

if you're reading this, I hope you get rich

I love this guy, he's freaking hilarious... and he's the pride of Malaysia! 🥰

"Flip the clan narrative around. Start from the bottom. Then Boom! Now we're here! We're doctors!" Ronny's delivery is so spot on and his jokes are always so intelligent. It's like a next level self-awareness.

"you BETTER hope that I get rich." Lmao

@Rubinkieth

3 жыл бұрын

Laws to live by lol

@tongliu5755

2 жыл бұрын

lmao

Chinese here. These are 100% facts. And I was waiting for the actual jokes to come out from his mouth.

I rewatched this after watching him in "Doogie Kamealoha, MD", since he plays a doctor in it. I wish they had used him in more than just two episodes, because he was the best part of both of those episodes.

😂 The god of money😂 "dosent care about inflation".i LOLED so hard.

@gurelhorsun8951

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like Justin Trudeau

@longebane

2 жыл бұрын

@@gurelhorsun8951 dude what the fuck, get that politics shit outta here, you dweeb

@stanleygao109

Жыл бұрын

😂and there are actually several gods of money to make sure everyone is covered even you maybe a gangster or drug dealer

I’m not even Chinese, but I’m Asian. My parents are exactly like that

@mysteriousunknown586

3 жыл бұрын

@anonymous Chang India is in Asia so technically hes Asian. If u wanted to correct him u should've said he isnt an oriental.

@marcuswijaya2569

3 жыл бұрын

What are you?

@HarrisTheHypnotist

3 жыл бұрын

@Arnav Chaudhary Kaise Ho Bhai

@zy5992

3 жыл бұрын

@Arnav Chaudhary south asians r still asians bro

@zy5992

3 жыл бұрын

@Arnav Chaudhary idk where i live we still call them asians

i am a Malaysian Chinese and Ronny nailed it. We love money. And yeah, we say 恭喜發財 GONG XI FA CAI literally "congratulations for striking a fortune" or yeah, hope you get rich! chai shen ye God of Fortune/Money 財神爺 basically sprinkles money and and there are three types, make sure you get income either straight (honest work), slanted (illegal means) or "sideways" (gambling or just taking money that ain't belonging to you in your life)

Yoooooo I never knew this guy was a fucking comedian. From Crazy Rich Asians, to Shang Chi. Glad I found this out. Dude is hilarious man.

beside the jokes, his mimic and gesture are incredibly structured perfectly

@Cggdas

3 жыл бұрын

His delivery is top notch

@habiboktavian8922

3 жыл бұрын

@@Cggdas indeed

@user-dk1cy5wf1q

Жыл бұрын

Wholeheartedly concur!

No joke as I was applying to pharmacy in uni, my mum would ask “are you sure you don’t want to go into medicine? You could!” I would refuse because I knew I was never cut out for medicine. This is why there are so many doctors without the right attitude. They want to get rich, but have no idea that they’re doing a profession that requires compassion

@icebed1498

4 жыл бұрын

Same here. I'm Ghanaian and people were like why don't I just do medicine😑 I had the qualifications but naah, It wasn't just for me.

@CrazyLocoInsane1

4 жыл бұрын

Wait if you are a pharmacist then you are in medicine lol

@charlieaydin1377

4 жыл бұрын

Interesting insight. Never considered this

@liljmarian7327

4 жыл бұрын

This comment wins KZread for the day man your honest and real as hell I dig .

@coffeetea8577

4 жыл бұрын

@@CrazyLocoInsane1 It's different; medicine deals with more physiology and anatomy, but pharmacists learn about drugs and how they work. I can't deal with all those stuff like residency and blood, lol

Love your show Ronnie

This is the most fabulous performance of Ronnie!

He has a different kind of delivery and energy, love it.

As an Indonesian Chinese, I can confirm this is 1000% legit.

@aguswibawa7355

3 жыл бұрын

bener lol

@lifeisneverthesame910

2 жыл бұрын

masalah besar kalau yg buat joke bukan Chinese. pasti dianggap rasis..

@dwisatriyaprajna6436

Жыл бұрын

@@lifeisneverthesame910 lagian kalo bukan chinese, emangnya ngerti? kurang comedicnya kalo bicarain klan orang lain, ngejek klan sendiri lebih seru 😂 dan aman

I agree so much I love this man , someone relatable

He's now my favorite comedian 😂😂😂

Showed this to my mother, she thought it was funny, though mentioned that the part about being shot with an arrow was exaggeration. Then I remind her the time I got shot in the head by some kid's homemade bow & arrow and they decided to not take me to the hospital, despite a doctor there saying that wound would require at least 5 stitches. (end up not going to the hospital, but since I recovered it's all good) Edit: I almost forgot, the guy (also Asian) who shot me ended up becoming a doctor. Like this story just ended up having everything.

@cynkauvanyau2059

4 жыл бұрын

It just means she thinks of her own body differently. No contradiction there.

@YourManifoldWorld

3 жыл бұрын

She just wanted you to be stronger...maybe in the future you can stop real arrows. :)

@xandercorp6175

3 жыл бұрын

The fact that she thought it was credible enough to call out as exaggeration should be food for thought for people who think that this bit is "obvious" satire.

@c_p_a_r

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

"started from the bottom and now we are here, we are DOCTORS" 😂😂😂😂

Ronny Chieng is simply brilliant!

This is why I think this guy is hilarious. Never dull, always clever.

Ronny, the greatest Malaysian Chinese export of all time. He’s a legend !!! Spot on with the Chinese attitude 👍👍👍😂😂😂😂.

@maggiekee655

4 жыл бұрын

He is from Johor Bahru

@sagan08

4 жыл бұрын

Mohd Khalid Bro, why have to be Penang or Ipoh la...Even Kuala Berang and Machang got Chinese man.

@cheapogamer8920

4 жыл бұрын

@@sagan08 because that's the two famous place other than kl, duh

@AnnoyingAsianWitch

4 жыл бұрын

@Mohd Khalid dude there's 14 states and you picked TWO??? Salty in Malacaan

@sharonozvenom

3 жыл бұрын

Sasidhran Selvadurai mobs khalid has a good point ... Jimmy Choo is from Penang and Michelle yeoh is from Ipoh . Both have been successful internationally .

My doctor came here from China, and has 2 sons. One of them went to medical school, the other business school. You can guess which one is his favorite.

@frankzornes1884

3 жыл бұрын

Hello pretty How are you doing??

@heloisaheng3189

2 жыл бұрын

biz school?

@dallastauranga6960

2 жыл бұрын

The one who makes the most money 😂

@de5913

2 жыл бұрын

@@dallastauranga6960 exactly lmaooooooo

@shastasilverchairsg

2 жыл бұрын

Depends on whether the biz school son became a big executive/started a multimillion dollar business.

He's my new favorite Comedian!!! Love this guy!!

This was the first time i watched him. He was amazing.

OMG the accuracy, this can also be applied to Indian people

@Ruthraut

4 жыл бұрын

True that

@aparnasingh8546

4 жыл бұрын

Haha OMG tru bro we all got the same parents

@aparnasingh8546

4 жыл бұрын

NPC 45 hahahahah fuck no bro

@devONcyban

4 жыл бұрын

We also got a goddess of money 😎 Goddess Lakshmi.

@shailpatel3841

4 жыл бұрын

@NPC 45 you must be from a really poor background i am guessing

Netflix releasing this during Chinese New Year is just **chef's kiss**. 恭喜发财！Happy Chinese New Year, HOPE YOU GET RICH!

@a.k9121

4 жыл бұрын

Hope you get rich to

@workeveryday8737

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you thank you. I hope you get rich too ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

LOVE HIM

The funniest st I ve seen in a while. Lol. I died.

As a Chinese Malaysian, we give/receive money when attending wedding, birthday, funeral, house warming, business opening, Chinese New Year, even after death (someone will burn the money for us) By the way, other than Gong Xi Fa Cai, we have dozens of greetings to say during Chinese New Year, which are all related to money 🤣

@artemis2291

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@allenl9214

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣 they have trillion dollar fake bills to burn

@weyland-Yutani-Intern

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, I can't believe he missed that opportunity of fitting in the burning of money as well.

@abba3629

2 жыл бұрын

You have same rituals as Indians 😂

@weiskl887

2 жыл бұрын

LOL jokes aside Money is everything as well as nothing. The deeper meaning to this culture of money is the experience of hardship, poverty and just to fill the stomach. While i also experience the same thing i got to experience first hand if you don't have money our family literally were only eating vegetables and salty fish for meals. Its more of a community getting together to gather enough money so that their son's can get married as well as a small sum of seed money to feed the family. Later on as the economy gets better and upward social mobility becomes much easier the Younger generation no longer experience Poverty and started to question as to why Money is so important. As for moving up the social ladder and becoming a Doctor well what is wrong with moving up the social ladder? But for those who grew up in poverty its the quickest way and ticket to provide a better life and future. But as we our Wages and quality of life goes higher younger generation not faced with the same living experience and condition wouldn't understand. They think when they are born life is so comfortable. But again Money isn't everything. However without it you cannot even donate to charity even if you want to. Look at the current condition today with the Pandemic out of control. My heart aches when i see many desperate people selling food on the streets trying to get by just to ensure their kids get fed. Its about how you choose to spend Money when you have it and its about survival when you don't.

Asian parents: You either become doctor or you become an adoption

@roidblitzed

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@jontraz5993

3 жыл бұрын

Oh no 💀

@the_mad_fool

3 жыл бұрын

Well played.

@enochyang3535

3 жыл бұрын

you got it

@dragoninthewest1

3 жыл бұрын

Not Asian, but if I were Asian, be like "Fine, there are plenty of rich white people who will adopt me."

It's so nice to hear people still have a sense of humor....too many take themselves too seriously these days.... well done 👍😂

This guy is hilarious. I haven’t laughed so hard in awhile.

The way he ended with "Gong xi fa cai" was fire. Not just comedy it's facts too.

The "hope you get rich" part is 100% true!

@brendagordon4571

4 жыл бұрын

I hope that everyone gets filthy rich, no one wants to be poor and struggle so long to make a living.

Solid video right here! Thanks.

This is so funny yet so deeply critical. Smart comedian.

This guy is so brave, he speaks the truth. God bless him :D

@Paradoxicalhumor412

2 жыл бұрын

Trust me, there are A LOT of people in the Asian/Asian American communities that agree with his statements. We just don't feel like starting extra petty squabbles because we'd rather find better things to do with our time, lol. The fact is, his routine wouldn't sell if it didn't hit a good majority of our heartstrings.

“Very fickle go, doesn’t care about inflation” lol

“Well whatever, get it out of the way! But don’t let it get in the way... Of what this is really about. IT’S ABOUT THE MONEY AND THE PRESTIGE!” 😂😂😂

As one with chinese roots, I can confirm that. BUT most of the chinese gesture sayings must not be translated literally. It would as u can see just sound funny. Those "special cultural best wishes" can just be summed up as kindness and goodwill toward u. For Chinese and also for Japanese the symbolic meaning is very important.

and he did not mention that his surname "Chieng" or "Qian"(钱）, also means money...

@mfinchina__117

4 жыл бұрын

There used to be an economics professor at MSU surnamed 钱 who named his daughter 多多。 :/

@garmzai

4 жыл бұрын

@@mfinchina__117 lmao

@macarena778

4 жыл бұрын

@@mfinchina__117 LOL! Seriously

@POSEANREAL

4 жыл бұрын

Xiaolin yeah, guess your ancestors wanted their eirs to be xiaolins XD Edit: nvm i thought xiaolin is a kunfu thing i forgot, turns out theres a cartoon of it named xiaolin showdown and chronicles (i have watch one of them some how in some time) and i googled what it means and ........ it mean joke.

@hellokitchen

4 жыл бұрын

hahaha brilliant

Everything he said about the Chinese culture and parents is also 100% applicable for Indian culture and parents 😂 1. Parents wanting their kids to become doctor - Check 2. For prestige & money and not helping people - Check 3. Impossible to convince your parents to visit a doctor - Check 4. Have a god of money - Check (Goddess Laxmi)

@qaptainqwerty

4 ай бұрын

Sad.

@M43782

3 ай бұрын

Do you have a god of money?

@protamine4

3 ай бұрын

Chinese love money but also love hoarding it and are notoriously tight. I'm not sure if Indians have these wonderful qualities.

This is so true! It never came to mind

I m a doctor myself,wat he says is so true! My mom never get medical advices from me

I didn’t know the guy from crazy rich Asians was a comedian... he’s fkn hilarious and reminds me of one of my best friends

@GaussGodden

4 жыл бұрын

Too much American influence to pursue what he wants to do XD

@aliasmarg8ta127

4 жыл бұрын

He has a law degree from Australia and disappointed his parents by becoming a stand up comic. Look up his segments from The Daily Show with Trevor Noah. He cracks me up every time.

to a chinese ... these ain jokes they are all true. but its still funny ... coz ... i don know to chinese its just Fact for us

@tenchichrono

4 жыл бұрын

Nope I'm Chinese and it's funny af!!!

@jya5467

4 жыл бұрын

I think that's true for all the asians except the new year greeting of hoping to get rich.

@jk9876

4 жыл бұрын

Happy Chinese New Year. Good luck and good health. --- this is the tradition way to greet others during new year. untill hongkong culture started spreading in 80s. it is a fact too.

@eagle3676

4 жыл бұрын

@@teacher_ps not just facts but stupid stereotypes and lies people make about each other.

@kevatchiralzin3495

4 жыл бұрын

Reeeeeally Aah man lol i thought it was a cultural joke

I always come back here every Chinese new year to laugh at this gem 😂 🧧

Ronny in my opinion, is one of the best Asian comedian. He looks serious all the time but his jokes reflects on a lot of the Asian stereotypes. 👍

Ronny❤he is really attractive. such a charming guy❤❤❤