my dad once told me that my face was 'democratic'. that all the parts, eyes nose etc were very 'freely' placed. yes. i have asian parents.

@potfrr

Жыл бұрын

well that's freedom of speech for you

@vigosun777

Жыл бұрын

I'm laughing left 🤣

@jacobsims8307

Жыл бұрын

😂😂 that's hot.

@coly4ever

Жыл бұрын

Damn, that was savage and creative.

@BilalKhan-pd5xb

Жыл бұрын

Imagine the destruction if they're given freedom of speech on a large scale.

"You doctor yet?" "No, dad, I'm 12." "Talk to me when you doctor!"

@sugarplumfairy420

Жыл бұрын

BAHAHAHAHA

@rsjn.dlcrz07

Жыл бұрын

family guy 😭

@heneraldodzz4978

Жыл бұрын

Family Guy 😂

@_core221

Жыл бұрын

Fr, can relate

@riya6517

Жыл бұрын

I'm your 1k like

I worked with a hilariously blunt Chinese lady. One day I'd gone a bit too heavy with the black eyeliner. She just stared at me & said: "What happened to your eyes?? You look like pirate!" 😂

@frankiefavero1666

Жыл бұрын

LOL your comment literally made me LOL!

@jeanetteandersson7152

Жыл бұрын

Bwahahaha!!!

@madeyed2702

Жыл бұрын

That's hilarious. Reminded me of my mom too. She often blunt - not meant to insult someone, just tend to say things outloud without censoring. She learned to be a bit more diplomatic (i.e. stay quiet and don't say anything) after living for a while in Western country.

@reginaleung8511

Жыл бұрын

Omg you just made my day 🤣

@graceaxisa4213

Жыл бұрын

That's hilarious 😂

We know that comedy comes out of pain. It’s no wonder so many comedians do jokes about their families. And it’s all relatable.

@robyn8842

Жыл бұрын

Its so sad that a majority of Asian parents are so critical of their kids. They think they are helping them be successful, but their idea of success sounds pretty f'ing miserable..!

@PH0S

11 ай бұрын

@@robyn8842 I mean, most Asians joke around with their parents(At least I do) because they know that their parents mean the best for you and your future. It's kinda motivating though also stressful and worry what would happen if you don't meet their expectations.

@horse_addictforlife_ECuestrian

10 ай бұрын

It's the easiest, especially with Asian parents. From personal experience.

@RangeAquarius

6 ай бұрын

@@robyn8842 they want their kids to grow up to be the perfect image that they had but can't achieve as a kid aand the cycle continues

@jamil.amarti

5 ай бұрын

That's true, but our parents beat us for disciplinary purposes only 😂😂😂😂😂😂

I love the way he says “Jimmya” in his parents voices

@ayyylmao101

Жыл бұрын

Jimmya! ... _Oyoh..._

@sphinxpk9923

Жыл бұрын

I literally forgot his name and searched up jimmya to find him xD

@blossom6533

Жыл бұрын

its jimmy ah but they say it fast

@macroversal

Жыл бұрын

South Park.

@Livingtree32

Жыл бұрын

„Jimmy ah!“ actually….

I love when he acted out how his dad walks with his hand behind his lower back like that lol

@Matty.Hill_87

Жыл бұрын

It's when he looks over his glasses that gets me 🤣

@ednalynjaspe9794

Жыл бұрын

@@Matty.Hill_87 mm mm mm m I'm

@gagex6345

Жыл бұрын

@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ Jesus is not real buddy

@omgjohn3217

Жыл бұрын

@@gagex6345 well that's debatable. even the best scientist can't be certain of that question.

@gagex6345

Жыл бұрын

@@omgjohn3217 Just because what you believe in can't be proven false doesn't mean that it is legitimate. There is neither evidence against or for the existence of God, which is easily explainable. For example, I could make the arguement that there is higher power that created humanity which happens to be an invisible spaghetti monster. How would you go about proving that this arguement is false. Just as hard it is to prove it wrong, it is just as hard to prove it right. However, how would you feel about seeing millions of people praying to the Great Spaghetti Monster, sacrificing animals and people as well as dedicating their entire lives to the cause. Is it really worth using this much time and effort for something that you can't even prove to be real? Let me tell you the truth, you likely won't like it. Religions, including Christianity, were invented in the first place to provide answers to early humans about what everything is since science was so underdeveloped and unpopular back then. The reason why these things were made up is because of the overwhelming feeling of anxiety and fright that the concept of death created. This is the main driver of religions, and it is what these religions revolve around.

"Aiyooo what happened to your face you used to be pretty" - first thing my mom said after I come back from college 😂😭

@chattymaloney6323

11 күн бұрын

OMG that's exactly what my family said. Except, they said that I COULD have been pretty, lol😂

I was once stopped in a checkpoint with my Japanese grandma in the backseat. With the back window open she said to the officer: "I dare you can catch a robber with your big belly". He laughed and dismissed us.

@aegisxyston

9 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂 This made my day

@meeraftaddesse8956

5 ай бұрын

Mine too😂

Honestly, younger Asian people tend to be most polite people you’ll ever meet, and older Asian people tend to be the most rude people you’ll ever meet. I think they get to a certain age and just can’t hold it in any more and it all comes out.

@ryanc2286

Жыл бұрын

i can't wait for the time where my asian personality evolves into stage 2

@CLaw-tb5gg

Жыл бұрын

@@ryanc2286 Maybe it’ll be some sort of Pokemon evolution thing. And you’ll suddenly blurt out “FUCK you’re ugly” at someone lol

@anrowari

Жыл бұрын

Not Duc Nguyen from Meadow View Elementary School’s 2018 graduating class. My childhood rival was a total dick.

@imakecoolmusicsometimes

Жыл бұрын

Or it’s the younger generation overcompensating… just the pendulum swinging the other way.

@impopquiz

Жыл бұрын

It’s not rude if it’s the truth! 😂😅

I looked up his dad and holy shit, he wasn't kidding. His dad has been in like 8 TV shows since 2013

@faclonx6275

Жыл бұрын

Let’s feature his dad in his standups imagine two people on the stage and one saying jimmy when you were a kid and rest of stuff and starts roasting each other

@ifyourepeatalieoftenenough8500

Жыл бұрын

Hilarious 😂😂😂

@faclonx6275

Жыл бұрын

@@ifyourepeatalieoftenenough8500 it will be when he feature his dad

@kettlebellsandcoffee

Жыл бұрын

When did shit become Holy..?

@hmmxst

Жыл бұрын

There ain't no fucking way 💀 Asian parents r just built different

Many years ago our neighbors across the street brought their elderly parents from China to visit. They were very quiet and walked together daily. They wore simple dark colored clothing, much like a uniform. If I saw them I would wave and say hello. They politely nodded. One day I started work on a garden project to create a circle of plantings around our front tree. I was swinging my pick and making headway when I noticed the elderly gentleman watching me through his front window, then his front porch, then he was walking towards me. He nodded and took the pick out of my hands and proceeded to swing away! Try as I may, he would not give me back my tool! He was happy and smiling and having a great time. I just watched. He dug out my entire circular bed, through massive tree roots, in record time. The look of exhilaration on his face as he handed me back the pick was priceless! Before going back across the street he taught me to say hello. After that, we both waved and always exchanged hearty ni hao’s!

@ms.annthropic6341

Жыл бұрын

That’s so sweet! 😊

@robyn8842

Жыл бұрын

It probably bothered him that you weren't doing it right, so he had to step in, take over 😆

@triciac1019

11 ай бұрын

How wonderful!

@stargazeronesixseven

10 ай бұрын

😅🙏 Ni Hao!

@mada881010789

10 ай бұрын

Those parents are very bored especially in a community with few Chinese people , most of them can’t drive and speak in English. 😂

"Asian parents, they're way too honest, so every pep talk just sounds like an insult." OMG SO TRUE. Bless my mom, she really tries, she thinks she's being supportive but telling me I just need to rank the best I can because my best isn't that good really isn't the pep talk I needed.

For several years I worked in a music store owned by an older Asian woman. She was BRUTAL with her bluntness and honesty with the staff…and I loved it. It was hilarious. She never meant any of it to be cruel, she just thought it was the best way to communicate and she knew what and how she wanted things done. Our turn over rate with employees was so high though because they were mostly young white music nerds who didn’t know how to take it. During cold/flu season right before the holidays she would buy everyone a giant Costco pack of vitamin C drink mix and demand we drink it every day so we didn’t get sick during the busy season. She would personally ask us all every day if we had drunk it. If we said no she would make us one right there and watch us drink it. To her credit, I didn’t get sick. 😂

@bakhytgul4457

Жыл бұрын

hilarious )) thanks for sharing this story!

@amywinehouse1732

Жыл бұрын

I would love her as a boss 😂

@lespommesdamour3084

Жыл бұрын

Amazing boss !

@justsaying118

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 this is amazing

@janetpattison8474

Жыл бұрын

That’s a great story! LOL !

so true. first thing that my mum said after she hasn't seen me over 10yrs whilst I was in another country was "U got so many pimples in your face"😢😢😢

@GregMoress

Жыл бұрын

Well at least you can gamble.... cause your mouth is "Free Tibet" (free ta-bet)

@clashroyaleofficial581

Жыл бұрын

@@GregMoress Was already freed in 1951

@ginakowalewski1686

Жыл бұрын

yup no filter lol!!

@EpicUnicat

Жыл бұрын

😂😂 same with my mom. Growing up she was always telling me that I had to do something with my pimples and I was always telling her that I didn't care if I had them or not

@michellesimien7727

Жыл бұрын

Don’t feel bad. Black parents do that s*** too 😄

I really admire him for being thick skinned enough to look back and make fun of Asian parenting. But actually living through it in real life was a nightmare for me.

@RomeWill

Жыл бұрын

Try growing up poor and black 😅

@nefariouspersephone9447

10 ай бұрын

ur not a wimp now tho are ya! thank ur parents for that

@mjbonus781

9 ай бұрын

You’ll look back and laugh someday too.

@gamesgames3318

7 ай бұрын

He's coping with humour 😂

@user-ly1lq4pn4w

4 ай бұрын

Me rn T^T It's why I have depression.

I’m a Japanese and my mom is exact same kind of person like Jimmy’s mother. I’ve been having a hard time about the relationship with her, but he just told me how to. I just need laugh at it!!! Just assume they are from different generation. Thank you Jimmy!

Even when you are rich, beautiful, wonderfuly married, have a good son and daughter, if you're an Asian, your parents will say: "yeaah, but she can't cook"

@Just1Love

Жыл бұрын

Cannot get over what you just said

@avilomreh1

Жыл бұрын

There is always something wrong with you no matter what🤣

@shirin05

Жыл бұрын

agreed!!!

@alicel6451

Жыл бұрын

Or when you are driving a Telsa, they will say, "Oh, XXX's son drives a Lamborghini"

@nhatthu4169

Жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha 😂😂😂 so true!!!!

My Japanese grandma said I would never marry cause I can't peel a potato. Told her I was already married. Her response? That's why you're divorced, you can't peel a potato correctly. Thanks grandma.

@drdysl3xia596

Жыл бұрын

That is so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I learned to peal a potato after divorcing my Asian wife.

@LunazulBaraka

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Lumieremakesmusic82

Жыл бұрын

MY JAPANESE GRANDMA IS LIKE: Sit properly! OI! HOW U EXPECT TO GET A MAN WITH AN ATTITUDE LIKE YOURS

@pennyfairhart

Жыл бұрын

Seriously, I had no idea … 😳

@EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE3EEEEEEEEEE

Жыл бұрын

bro my japanese grandma is like "what are you doing? wash rice properly." and then proceed to do the same thing i did

He's a good storyteller. The "I almost died" line got me.

I can’t get enough of Jimmy’s mom, -“ur clothes look homeless!” 🤪🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀⚰️

I've had the opposite asian parents, as both my mom and dad were dropouts. they always told me it was okay to drop out, so rebelled against them by going to grad school.🤓

@person333

Жыл бұрын

Wow you really gottem there lol

@shupasopni

Жыл бұрын

Lmao man you got played!

@loquinbritton3186

Жыл бұрын

I rebelled against my hippie parents by not doing drugs lol

@nathancalvert6757

Жыл бұрын

Wait does that kind of Asian parent actually exist or are you just joking?

@notmyname3556

Жыл бұрын

@@nathancalvert6757 well, life is hard in any country. And there are countries that don't prioritise a high school diploma to get a job. Japan is one of them.

This guy is great. Very cool demeanor. Even if im not laughing out loud every minute, it’s very enjoyable and entertaining. Good story teller

@Blueline3691

Жыл бұрын

@@bryandiaz4162 💀

@wes4736

Жыл бұрын

@@bryandiaz4162 - it takes time for the jokes to build up. No fools out there laughing at the set up to a punchline

@autopilot6942

Жыл бұрын

I think he did it on purpose, maybe to see her reactions 😅

@lilyvaliente-franco2236

Жыл бұрын

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@user-dg3pl7tx3m

Жыл бұрын

Dragon Boat Lychee Boba Festival is a greatest excuses....😛😜

😂 relatable! My mom in Thailand who didn’t see me a year or so, each trip home, the first thing came out of her mouth was “you got fat”. 😅😂 All I could say “I love and miss you too mum” 😂❤

Love this guy, he’s so relatable! My grandmother is from Okinawa, I’ve had the honorable displeasure of living through a lot of his stand up material.

@keldealmeida5768

Жыл бұрын

I feel you, bro! 😒🙄

@lalahana111

Жыл бұрын

Well, im fully Okinawan, my both parents are Okinawan and im 27, one day im gonna be a mother and grandma, i think we need to value our heritage and teach our children that strict parents were not a Okinawan thing but a horrible taught by the Japanese colonizers that made our ancestors act like that. Okinawan people were peaceful people before Japan invaded and took illegal our island.

@airtylerb

Жыл бұрын

@@lalahana111 Absolutely, however for my grandmother I think that’s only half true, the other half is that she was born to a family of farmers on the island and she had it very rough growing up.

@maureendavidson4635

Жыл бұрын

OMG, OMG, OMG. We are Scottish. But my mother was exactly like his. "What did you pay for that blouse? They saw you coming" She never said "hello" to me when I would visit. She'd just look me up and down and say "what have you done to your hair? Sort it out" at 7 or 8 I ran home one-day crying with a badly skinned knee. "Look out, look out, wipe that blood before it gets on your sock!" Is there a Chinese word for battleaxe?

@cloudstorage9928

Жыл бұрын

🤣

I love how these comments are like group therapy for kids of Asian parents. I remember doing my final wedding dress fitting (AKA my dream dress) and it fit perfectly. My mom and aunties were there. My mom busts out “that dress is pretty but you could lose 10 lbs” and all the aunties nodded in agreement. That one took a year of therapy to undo… 💕 Jimmy Yang for bringing some laughter to the pain 🙏🏽

@deeb.9250

Жыл бұрын

That's just 4.5kg, not so hard to do.. but also could have altered the dress. You'll be ok, not worth the expense of one year of therapy

@jomk85

Жыл бұрын

@@deeb.9250 Maybe something that is also easy to do is to NOT belittle other's experiences.

@Snow-ll7wi

Жыл бұрын

@@deeb.9250 seems like to me you’ve never had to deal with parents and relatives crushing ur self-esteem and always hating urself 😂

@vanillaghetto

Жыл бұрын

@@deeb.9250 You know what *is* hard to do? Writing a response as tone deaf as yours. 🙄😂

@kazbaby261

Жыл бұрын

I’m sorry for this, this is terribly stupid, in my family culture no one wants to be skinny and I’m glad cause I’m not loosing weight for no one I’m 5’1 145 lbs a black woman whose family roots is from New Orleans but currently resides in Atlanta and goal is to gain 20 more pounds and be “THICK”. Also I have Korean Godparents and they’re so nice blunt and brutal but never would say those things to me. I better hand something off with 2 hands tho 😅.

Can we all appreciate the fact that Jimmy never disappointed us with his content. ❤👏👏

Just love that slowly walking away with the hand behind his back :D

My Mexican mom does this as well..."Your face is really ugly when you don't get enough sleep" I haven't gotten enough sleep since I can remember.

@billievoo2107

Жыл бұрын

My Serbian mother too: "You are ugly when you lose weight". And she thinks it is a compliment becuse if I am overweight that's beautiful.

@KaibaSeto.

Жыл бұрын

@overthinking'i yenme birliği I hadn't heard the word Azerbaijani since playing GTA V Is only now i realize is not a title but a nationality

@KaibaSeto.

Жыл бұрын

@overthinking'i yenme birliği Far away,Central America,Costa Rica to be precise Small country,very small,like,im certain any state in the U.S. is more than three times the size of the country Here Costa Rican is the nationality and we speak spanish,not as interesting,i know

@KaibaSeto.

Жыл бұрын

@overthinking'i yenme birliği Your assumption is correct To clarify there is this mission to find a guy,whom is referred as "The" Azerbaijani Thus i assumed Azerbaijani was like a title of some sort

@Gigi-ki8xi

Жыл бұрын

She is saying a fact🤣

My husband is Chinese raised in NY by his China born father. This is so hilarious and spot on. We fought for 18 years about how he was too harsh in raising our son. Lol.

@Rakin1421

Жыл бұрын

fighting for 18 years, sounds bad

@ramabapat

Жыл бұрын

@@Rakin1421 That’s another Asian thing that you go on with the spouse without thinking of quitting. There’s more misery in divorce than there is in marriage.

@silvermariebrodit-ramos

Жыл бұрын

@@ramabapat omg right... Like why stay married when you're fighting but no... Fighting is part of it... Getting married is basically you finding that one person you wanna fight with for the rest of your life... And it's kind of romantic in a twisted way lol

@ramabapat

Жыл бұрын

@@silvermariebrodit-ramos because the alternative (divorce and post-divorce) is scary….

@yeetian2774

Жыл бұрын

Did ur boy’s grandfather often ask “how’s his study? Is he going to the best elementary school/middle school/high school? Is he able to make his way to Ivy League? “😑😑

I'm not Asian, but this bit is so true. One of my aunts is Korean. Whenever I see her she asks if I have a boyfriend. If yes then it's "that's because you American, democracy so even the girls with bad hair and big legs can get boyfriend." thanks. If no then "oh a pretty girl like you should have boyfriend. Straighten your hair and learn how wear makeup then you get boyfriend.". Again, thanks.

Jimmy is sooo funny! I laugh until I cry listening to him!!! My bff's mom was Filipino and she was brutally honest all the time, lol. ☺☺☺ I miss her dearly, you always knew where you stood w/ her❤❤❤

My parents passed more than a decade ago but the violent flashback at that first, "o-yo" had me abort a scream into the whistle range😂😂😂 pretty sure the neighbor's dog is traumatized for life now.

@HopeUnquenchable

Жыл бұрын

What does “o-yo” mean?

@boilingpot3285

Жыл бұрын

o-yo or ay-ya (interchangeable) is essentially just “oh dear” or the chinese version of “jesus christ” or “my god” in translation. Generally it’s used before you point out something about someone, an example would be “ay-ya 你看你一下你的头发呀！为什么你真么胖啊？”

@clement_jacob

Жыл бұрын

Thats too funny that this same word means the same thing in a language in india called malyalam, i use it all the time 😂😭

@RaymondHng

Жыл бұрын

@@HopeUnquenchable _Oi yuh_ is a small version of "oh my god". _Ai yah_ is a big version of "OH MY GOD".

@goldenpony822

Жыл бұрын

@@clement_jacob is it possible it's because of a shares root? I know it's not similar languagea but exceptions exist. Just coincidence??

Jimmy's dad actually has a cameo on the Netflix show "Space Force" in which Jimmy has a role. His dad's scene is of him talking with John Malkovich!

@UnicornsPoopRainbows

Жыл бұрын

Omg, I'm going to have to rewatch and look for it. Is it at the Chinese dinner?

@AppleGameification

Жыл бұрын

If I remember correctly it's the Chinese version of John Malkovich (like both chief scientist) and he's telling John that they are doing seismic studies on the moon so please don't come near their base thank you

@ohhmyback8220

Жыл бұрын

Man, i love that series... Too bad it was cancelled..

@lydiahughes6564

Жыл бұрын

Gotta rewatch

@picard1233

Жыл бұрын

Such an epic scene!

"do you know how to cry?" "yes, I just think about how much you suck at ping pong" I literally rofled at that.

Love how relaxed and open he is on stage

His mom calling his hair gay had me laughing for about 5 minutes straight 😆

@shettysamarth

Жыл бұрын

watch it again

@HRHDMKYT

Жыл бұрын

Right? In the “Fourth grade sense of the word”, I like to say. (No connection with homosexuality, or any sexuality for that matter).

@Liztastaney7

Жыл бұрын

True. Lol.

@AndreiBerezin

Жыл бұрын

His hair looks gay tho.

@leaaugusta9924

Жыл бұрын

... and his clothes are homeless 😄

“Did your son teach you how to act?” “Nono, I’m a natural.” OMFG BRUH THIS GETS ME SO BADLY

@d.fpdxhxc

Жыл бұрын

🤣😂😂🤣😂🤘🤘🤘🤘 that was too good 🎊🎉🎊🎉

This guy is hilarious. A natural comedian.

I had a roommate that would get stressed out every time my Chinese mom would call. She made him feel deficient. 😂

I actually looked that "kumon learning centers" to know what they are and the face in the logo really is a pokerface HAHAHAHA

@writerinprogress

Жыл бұрын

Lol, so did I! It's face matches mine whenever I have to do maths... but with less tears.

@ariwl1

Жыл бұрын

I did a google image search for Kumon after he talked about it. The first few images were the logo (which really is awful) and the next was that of a crying child. o__o

My wife is Thai. Her grandmother said...." You look much more handsome with your hat on".....I'm bald !!!!!

@josecarrillo3151

Жыл бұрын

Oh man fuck lolol

@senandung_rindu

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@MondezDurden

Жыл бұрын

Lol. Damn! ❄ cold!

@marcellindoh6986

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@markgilrosales6366

Жыл бұрын

Hahahah

His dad really lives up to "it's not about the money, it's about the message."

I think it is a blessing to get an honest answer when you ask.

That mom *oh yo* is on point. My mom face shame me more than all the bully I meet in my life

@nathancalvert6757

Жыл бұрын

Anything I say about your grammar pales in comparison to what your mom would tell you, so here it is: when you are talking about something that belongs to your mom, it is your “mom’s” (my mom’s face); the past-tense of “shame” is “shamed,” and when you’re talking about more than one bully, you should say “bullies.”

@jonathanlau7673

Жыл бұрын

@@nathancalvert6757 there a grammar police here. But thanks for the lesson anyway. There 2 type of person in the world. 1. Very detail 2. I know on the grammar stuff but life is too short for me to care about these little s or spelling kind of thing

@nathancalvert6757

Жыл бұрын

@@jonathanlau7673 3 types of people: 1. Native English speakers 2. Non-native English speakers who try to sound like native speakers so they can be understood 3. Non-native English speakers who don’t care about being understood

@jonathanlau7673

Жыл бұрын

@@nathancalvert6757 nah，i just don't want when I die. The only thing i am proud of is how many spelling I got it right, how many s I got it right. There so much more important thing to care about.

@nathancalvert6757

Жыл бұрын

@@jonathanlau7673 I can’t understand what you’re trying to say.

My asian aunt once told me “look at all the fat on your back” when i was standing in front of the kitchen sink washing my hands.

@vilyar122

Жыл бұрын

Omg! My mom once told me a have a meaty back! I was a teen 😭

@clam371384

Жыл бұрын

@@vilyar122 hahaha, don’t you just love that ???

@kmaschke7041

Жыл бұрын

In Europe, we learn that Asian cultures are the most polite and then I read things like this and I don’t know what to think haha

@clam371384

Жыл бұрын

@@kmaschke7041 they are polite, but also dead honest at the same time :)

@Celtwood

Жыл бұрын

@@vilyar122 only once? Haha

We went to some Chinese friends house for drinks at New Year's and one guest was really annoying everyone and the wife says to him "you go now" 😁 now we always say it as a joke to each other 😁

Its hilarious how he imitates the way his dad walks because that's exactly how my dad use to walk 🤣

He’s hilarious 😂😂 my parents being 1st Gen immigrants were always frugal, but recent few years my dad’s investments done very well so in his words, he’s “DECENT” now. I suggested for him to check out Whole Foods, an hour later he returned with NOTHING purchased 😂 “you didn’t tell me what a rip off this place was”. Oh man, u gotta love/hate old asian people lol.

@Nightriser271828

Жыл бұрын

I mean, he's not wrong.

@yeetian2774

Жыл бұрын

Asians love costco….

@Viking_Raven

Жыл бұрын

That's because what you call Whole Foods, in China and many parts of the world is just some lady with a tent and a bunch of boxes full of food in the middle of the street 😂

@robfromvan

Жыл бұрын

Whole foods = whole paycheque 😂😂

@ms.annthropic6341

Жыл бұрын

Whole foods is a massive ripoff though - charging 6$ for a bottle of water with a few stalks of asparagus in it. It’s a laugh and a half that anybody shops there, especially since there are tons of minority owned produce stores where you can get a huge variety of vegetables/grains/spices for really cheap, without needing to ever set foot in a Walmart.

I could listen to this guy tell stories about his parents all day and all night. 🤣

He be true on the part "when they pep talk it becomes an insult" LMAO

This man is fucking HYSTERICAL!!

“Even tho you slow. Even tho you weak. Even tho you suck.” Same bro. Same.

2 : 06 that "Oh-Yo" sound is sooo true 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣. They say that in frustration 🤣🤣😂😂😂

@hooptron9

Жыл бұрын

it's aiyoh

@smileunice8822

Жыл бұрын

@@hooptron9 i know...but i heard him say "oh-yo". That's why i quoted him in "..."

@Ferdinand1884

Жыл бұрын

Yes yes. Oh yoo things make u think what is wrong

@smileunice8822

Жыл бұрын

@@Ferdinand1884 EXACTLY!!!! 😂😍😂😍

Thankyou for making me laugh & to look at things from a different angle. Very much appreciated 🙂

@edithbannerman4

3 ай бұрын

@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

I worked with an asian girl. The whole "they'll tell you what's wrong with your face, to your face" is 1000% true. It was always funny when she'd compliment me then immediately backhand me with an insult 😂😂

My Grandma would flat out say I was fat as a kid. I became self conscious and tried to diet. She'd get offended when I didn't eat much, and would stare intently when I did eat. When I asked why she kept staring, she said it made her happy watching family eat and enjoy her cooking - then would make me eat more! And still call me fat! 😭 Yes... my Grandma was Asian...

@leeroberts4850

Жыл бұрын

So belimia not anorexia

@SerenityWicked

Жыл бұрын

@@leeroberts4850 That's kinda extreme, but no. There was a much simpler solution - I just avoided eating around her unless it was food she made.

@red---paulvanravenswaay2247

Жыл бұрын

Thats hilarious!!!🤣

@carlynyarosh9485

Жыл бұрын

My Filipino aunties kept telling me how fat I was when I came home from college. So I learned how to say “we are all fat” in Tagalog. They had no comeback hahaha

Love, love this show. Jimmy is so spot on! I have Asian parents and since we were kids, my Mom would always tell us we were fat and needed to eat less rice. And if her friends complimented you, then she would always minimize it (Asians pretending to be humble) and say “oh, she’s not that pretty) lol….. The older Dad walking always with his hands behind his back is so my Dad!!! Hahaha

@UnicornsPoopRainbows

Жыл бұрын

In Korea, the poor kids grow up being told their too fat then told to eat more, especially rice and meat, at dinner time. One of my students had to go to the ER multiple times because her mom kept making her eat more food 😵‍💫

@koshk3224

Жыл бұрын

Everything you said and Jimmy said it's true.. Older chinese don't get the concept of hurting people feeling

@gigid9606

Жыл бұрын

@@koshk3224 every nationality when the people get older they have no problem telling you exactly what they think about you

@koshk3224

Жыл бұрын

@@gigid9606 it's the older generation. There is no concept of tact. When I was a child she still exactly like that.

@lainataylor5202

Жыл бұрын

Ashley, you’re right on about the idea of being humble. My mom said it was bad luck to say that your child was pretty or beautiful. So of course they are driven to find your faults.

I’m loving this story!

Asian parents are the best. Though their parenting method seems to be tough and rough, they prepare us to face even the hardest problem when we grow up. They work hard and give us a lot of advice that build strength ❤❤

@iss8504

Жыл бұрын

Right. Tiger parents.

@skincarekemiskhan547

Жыл бұрын

Agree !

@zengjanezhu

4 ай бұрын

That is why Asians are the inconvenient race in the US when the politicians talk about racism and white supremacy, they always skip Asians, which is doing better than whites.

I never knew where Jimmy’s mom comes from. But just by knowing his mom says “oh yo” to him, I instantly know his mom is a Shanghainess😂😂😂

@iss8504

Жыл бұрын

My mother is hakka. It's Aie-Yah!

@skincarekemiskhan547

Жыл бұрын

I am from Asia Uzbekistan, many things in common. Oh yuo it was alarming sign for every kids in our village 😀 and parents blunt in opinion. I am also “jobless, homeless” in my dresses when I visit my relatives.

My mom still totally does that. She doesn’t give a shit where we are, who is around, what we are doing, she will tell me i look homeless and to go wash my ass then laugh at me in my face. It’s great. My mom’s gangster.

@wintermatherne2524

Жыл бұрын

Yep that’s why I never allow a third person along when I’m with my mom.

@booperdooper9762

Жыл бұрын

😂😭

@KaibaSeto.

Жыл бұрын

@@wintermatherne2524 As someone who witnessed this kind of situations let me tell ya I never thought less of the person because of what their parents said,if anything i thought less of the parents for publicly humilliating their kids

Loved it, this guy's awesome!

Jimmy O. Is so adorable! 🤣

I was in a local fabric store last week. The owner, a lovely Chinese gentleman has had his jam packed little shop for years. I asked for 5 meters of tape from a roll on the shelf. No! Buy the one outside on the table much better deal to buy the whole spool for$10. Much better deal. I thought of Jimmy's parents in that moment and waited till I left the shop with my giant spool of tape. Tape that was a good deal. Oh Jimmy

I friggin LOVE his mom impersonations man!! 😎🥸🤩 “Jimmy-ya! You clothes rooka rike homeressa!”

You won't see me in Whole Foods either. I might not be Asian but I'm not stupid. 🤣

@Emanuela9

Жыл бұрын

Lazy Acres?

@oahuhawaii2141

Жыл бұрын

Even its customers refer to it as "Whole Paycheck".

@rjframe4410

Жыл бұрын

There is only 2 reasons to go to whole foods. It's the only place to get the thing you need, or for the hot food.

@blanchekonieczka9935

Жыл бұрын

@@rjframe4410 can't imagine needing something that whole foods sells. Of course my children are grown and I'm only feeding myself. Also, I'm not cheap, I'm frugal. 🤣

That final joke was surprisingly funny, lol!

I love your smile it really lights up your face❤😂

I went to a Chinese wedding once and the two family sides were just arguing at each other from across the hall the whole night lol.

No parents do better roasts of their children than Asian parents. It’s hilarious for jokes, but traumatic.

OMG.... this made me laugh so hard! The part of the bit about 'older Asian ladies'. I dated an Asian girl in HS decades ago (oh so many decades) and her grandmother was BRUTAL, and my girlfriend, her brother, and her parents seemed somewhat embarrassed, but I loved it. She was awesome.

The one part where he said ”it’s like Fortnite but with ping pong paddles” got me rolling on the floor.😂That’s so true.

I recently visited my in law's place and the first thing my mom in law told my wife was "wah, are you pregnant or are you getting fatter?" I laughed so hard.

I admire his talent that he could turn these Asian styles to funny jokes and made them popular in a good way. Personally, I hate my parents and relatives treating me this way and always wanted to shut myself from any gatherings.

@holybasilisk2248

Жыл бұрын

Same here mate same..

@mgeller3266

Жыл бұрын

Can feel u

@SGpre75

Жыл бұрын

My parents and relatives are always nice and kind to me. But I got to know some older Asian female friends who think they can make fun of me and have the right to be nosy about me and my life. They spend their time to wonder what I do with my time. Hah!

@Giimbapp

Жыл бұрын

Its them showing love my mom will be like " you live in here? this looks like a pigsty" i kinda just think of it as her caring for me

@AnkitaMalviya108

Жыл бұрын

true. true

He has he laughing out loud soooo much!!! He's great!!!

I discovered this guy via TikTok fairly recently, and I am so glad that I did! I love his jokes!

My dad had a super strong accent. And he would get all the American sayings wrong. One day we were watching TV , and Ricky Martin was on the tube. This was before he came out. My dad immediately says why doesn’t he just come out the window? We all can see he’s gay. I tried to explain that it’s coming out of the closet. He just said the same thing. It was hilarious!!! So, I just let it ride.

@KaibaSeto.

Жыл бұрын

Fuck it From now on i'll say come out of the window instead of closet

@bailsaz

Жыл бұрын

I see what you did there bro

@ichkannnichtmehr7210

Жыл бұрын

Check out comedian Kvon and the story about his persian father's accent and a playstation.

@KaibaSeto.

Жыл бұрын

@@ichkannnichtmehr7210 Gaystation?

He's SO funny! I love Jimmy O Yang.

love his humility and SINGING PITCH!

As an Asian mom and having my own Asian mom....I can confirm that this is accurate! 🤣

Love when he says jimmya in he’s parents voice shit kills me every time so hilarious 😂 💀💯

@edithbannerman4

3 ай бұрын

@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

Lol!! I really needed that laugh today!!! Thanks 🙏☯️🙏

We need to see more of him!

Ten minutes of jimmy in only 7:57 seconds lol

@tsurupepe3884

Жыл бұрын

I was gonna say something but I couldn’t

@brendadunston9895

Жыл бұрын

Yeah the maths not right on that. Someone used the new math calculator!

@HachikoThePoochInugami

Жыл бұрын

That includes 2 minutes and 3 seconds of intrusive ads.

@laibashamsee3278

Жыл бұрын

Were it not for the comedy, this was clearly a bad deal

@oahuhawaii2141

Жыл бұрын

Unsure if Kumon teaches sexagesimal (base 60) math, but Jimmy needs a little help there: 10:00 - 07:57 = 02:03 . Segment could be timed for typical commercial breaks.

I watch this skit every time I see it, I could probably say the whole thing by myself as I have watched it so many times.

1 minute 15 seconds in had me dying 💀😂 The ending absolute killed me though.

I love the "Oh Yoo!" so spot on, hahahhaha

I have been amused and puzzled by the Kumon logo for years. I’m so glad he brought it up 😂

Love when he says jimmya in he’s parents voice shit kills me every time so hilarious 😂

TI-83 plus killed it for me. 😂😂😂😂 I had to pause and look it up 😂😂😂

Imagine Jimmy's mom had a middle eastern accent and then you'd get my mom. Same mindset, different accent! LOL

5 seconds in and I'm already laughing, it's immediately visible that the guy's got intelligence as well as humour

@drdysl3xia596

Жыл бұрын

Is that why yo're playing with your calculator? We know what you are doing. ;)

What a beautiful smile!!!!

Love it. Awesome! ❤

"Obey" gets me everytime. 😂😂😂

This guy is hilarious and adorable!!!

I need his dad's level of confidence! 💔🤣

BROTHER, YOU ARE THE BEST!!! You oooh really helped me!! THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

So funny, relatable and true!

At our rehearsal dinner for our wedding, we were in front of our wedding party, sponsors and friends/family thanking everybody for being a part of our special day. My Filipino Mom abruptly stops me mid-sentence pointing out the blemish on my chin! I was mortified! The Tiger Mom struggle is real!

@drdysl3xia596

Жыл бұрын

It took me over 10 years to convince my Filipino wife the kids won't die if they don't eat rice once a day.

@Coco-xq7zh

Жыл бұрын

@@drdysl3xia596 💀💀💀