Ron Writes A Will | Parks and Recreation | Comedy Bites

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Ben - 'What are these weird symbols?'
Rob - 'The man who kills me will know;
Season 6, Episode 5 'Leslie deals with a minor scandal; Tom tries to impress a woman; Ben talks Ron into preparing a will.'
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  • @embrezar
    @embrezar5 жыл бұрын

    I love how the threat of the government taking his stuff is all the motivation Ron needs to make a proper will.

  • @grtwhtbnr

    @grtwhtbnr

    5 жыл бұрын

    In all fairness, that really is a great motivator

  • @alejandrozapata6286

    @alejandrozapata6286

    4 жыл бұрын

    From what I understand, if there is no will, the government would give the possessions to the closest living relative; however, it would finance this activity with the Ron's money or possession. So in the end, he would still be supporting government bureaucracy.

  • @darthsailormoon4831

    @darthsailormoon4831

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@alejandrozapata6286 Where ever you got that from is horse shit. It is called an intestate will, each state has their own version.

  • @luke666808g

    @luke666808g

    4 жыл бұрын

    That just means he hasn't hidden his gold well enough.

  • @richardnguyen1520

    @richardnguyen1520

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@darthsailormoon4831 He's not wrong. Generally speaking, states will only take possession of the property if there are no living relatives. In the case of Indiana, if you die without a will, half goes to the spouse and half to the children.

  • @WiseFoolish
    @WiseFoolish5 жыл бұрын

    Imagine if Andy found the symbols and understood, then it zooms in on Ron's face with eyes widen thinking he could be killed by someone less dangerous than a boar.

  • @PumpkinHoard

    @PumpkinHoard

    5 жыл бұрын

    I now really wish that had happened.

  • @dinothunder629

    @dinothunder629

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@PumpkinHoard would be a win either way. ron loves andy

  • @AN-ii5li

    @AN-ii5li

    4 жыл бұрын

    Make it Tom instead and it's perfect

  • @Disembow1280

    @Disembow1280

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@AN-ii5li What about Jerry?

  • @kaicreech7336

    @kaicreech7336

    4 жыл бұрын

    I was going suggest Leslie.

  • @noworries129
    @noworries1295 жыл бұрын

    "We need to talk" "That has never been true"

  • @AntonioRamirez-mp9dn

    @AntonioRamirez-mp9dn

    5 жыл бұрын

    Yes

  • @NXC97

    @NXC97

    5 жыл бұрын

    I'ma steal that one and use it someday 😂

  • @brianlash154

    @brianlash154

    4 жыл бұрын

    gonna use it on my boss first chance i get, what's gonna happen? they arent gonna fire me for saying it HA HA HA!

  • @James3-5
    @James3-55 жыл бұрын

    "That folder in my hands is more dangerous than this bow in yours That's ... That's ... probably true.

  • @cicadakeep6749

    @cicadakeep6749

    4 жыл бұрын

    "

  • @nathanjames9358

    @nathanjames9358

    4 жыл бұрын

    He actually said gun. NBC must've changed it since then because that line defeats all the gun control arguments.

  • @Nemean-se5k

    @Nemean-se5k

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@nathanjames9358 well, other than the fact that hes literally holding a bow

  • @pforgottonsoul

    @pforgottonsoul

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@nathanjames9358 or you know, the fact that he's not holding a gun...

  • @Secretfiles999

    @Secretfiles999

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@pforgottonsoul they could have changed it from a gun to a bow

  • @halfbreed1426
    @halfbreed14265 жыл бұрын

    I imagine April happening upon his will and saying to Ron, "I understand."

  • @jascrandom9855

    @jascrandom9855

    5 жыл бұрын

    That's very likely.

  • @miyawa21

    @miyawa21

    5 жыл бұрын

    She killed him

  • @fabian6087

    @fabian6087

    4 жыл бұрын

    Zoom on Rons face. Episode ends.

  • @robfab5204

    @robfab5204

    4 жыл бұрын

    I'd love for Leslie to understand it

  • @donovanb9020

    @donovanb9020

    4 жыл бұрын

    No way man. She reads the will, chuckles, immediately goes back to deadpan. Camera cuts to Ron slightly shifting back in his chair looking at April. Cuts back to April, she slides the note back to Ron, says "Bye Ron" while looking at the camera, as she walks out of his office. Camera cuts to close up of Ron, visibly shaken. Episode ends

  • @misterwaz9403
    @misterwaz94035 жыл бұрын

    *I was right not to be threatened by you.*

  • @Liam___ohara___

    @Liam___ohara___

    4 жыл бұрын

    Mister Waz turns out he is the MAN

  • @nathanroon6961

    @nathanroon6961

    2 жыл бұрын

    Best line in the scene

  • @maxfrankow1238
    @maxfrankow12383 жыл бұрын

    “I will leave my kids 50 dollars for the cab ride home from my funeral and a steak dinner.” 🤣🤣🤣 I am going to put that in my will.

  • @kuteken6312

    @kuteken6312

    3 жыл бұрын

    And now what left to be done is become multi millionaire and burry your gold under the Oak tree 👍🏿 I really hope you become multi millionaire tho :)

  • @Ogrimmygrimgrim

    @Ogrimmygrimgrim

    3 жыл бұрын

    That must be a cheap steak dinner. That are a really bad cab.

  • @worndown8280

    @worndown8280

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Ogrimmygrimgrim Well this show is a decade old, a lot of inflation since then.

  • @aredub1847

    @aredub1847

    Жыл бұрын

    @@worndown8280 its also in indiana. which is a hellhole.

  • @worndown8280

    @worndown8280

    Жыл бұрын

    @@aredub1847 touche

  • @BrianRabadue
    @BrianRabadue2 жыл бұрын

    I love the simple fact that Ron apparently has enough money, though currently in gold/valuables, that he realistically doesn't have to work. He was absolutely honest about doing his job as inefficiently as possible just to hinder his local government and get paid for it, despite not needing the job in the first place.

  • @pforgottonsoul

    @pforgottonsoul

    Жыл бұрын

    i can only assume he does it to sabotage the government.

  • @gregorymoore2877

    @gregorymoore2877

    4 ай бұрын

    He would walk deeper into the belly of the beast if it meant he could further limit reckless government spending. He has lots of ideas, like remove all traffic lights and close the post office. The bigger things will take a little longer, like bring all this crumbling to the ground.

  • @jacobbaker5442

    @jacobbaker5442

    2 ай бұрын

    That's called principle

  • @rachellecham
    @rachellecham5 жыл бұрын

    Lol two of Captain Holt's lovers in one room.

  • @SbsGrinth

    @SbsGrinth

    5 жыл бұрын

    ...I forgot about that... Mind blown

  • @laurensprins8177

    @laurensprins8177

    5 жыл бұрын

    What do you mean?

  • @Infammo

    @Infammo

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@laurensprins8177 There's a character on Brooklyn 99 called Raymond Holt. The lawyer is played by the actor who plays his husband on the show, and his ex-boyfriend is played by Nick Offerman, who is Ron.

  • @DanteD84

    @DanteD84

    5 жыл бұрын

    Makes me uncomfortable seeing the lawyer guy as anything but the Maytag guy

  • @Chicklo11

    @Chicklo11

    5 жыл бұрын

    Lover? I think Husband is a slightly higher position than lover

  • @MsEliteMember
    @MsEliteMember3 жыл бұрын

    I love how Ron possibly thinks that his kids will end up like Jean Ralfio (Tom’s friend). “Live off their trust fund.” Jean Ralfio scarred Ron. Lmao

  • @jacksongibbs8998

    @jacksongibbs8998

    3 жыл бұрын

    It’s not that Ron is scarred of Jean Ralphio himself as much as Ron is scared of his kids BECOMING like Jean Ralphio.

  • @yumi9626

    @yumi9626

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@jacksongibbs8998 scarred not scared

  • @hittingyouoverthehead

    @hittingyouoverthehead

    3 жыл бұрын

    ​@@jacksongibbs8998 That's what scarred is.

  • @MegaKnight2012

    @MegaKnight2012

    2 жыл бұрын

    Ron's concern has never been as justified until reading this comment

  • @Liur.
    @Liur.4 жыл бұрын

    3:41 - *"I'd never lose to a boar."* -Robert Baratheon

  • @MasteringJohn

    @MasteringJohn

    4 жыл бұрын

    I mean, he *technically* won...

  • @nickschulte3915

    @nickschulte3915

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@MasteringJohn more like it was a draw.

  • @armorx9638

    @armorx9638

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@nickschulte3915 Still didn't lose

  • @echoplots8058

    @echoplots8058

    3 жыл бұрын

    They both lost. Alcohol won. Thank you, alcohol.

  • @dontbenchmuk2667

    @dontbenchmuk2667

    2 жыл бұрын

    "Hold my spear"

  • @StevenJQuinlan
    @StevenJQuinlan2 жыл бұрын

    I've always loved how Ben feels no need to compete with Ron about his lethality. Ben knows his strengths, violence isn't one of them

  • @kingdipshiz
    @kingdipshiz3 жыл бұрын

    He has so much money him and his wife and his children would never need to work again but he still works at a small government office saving taxpayers money what a legend

  • @Nathan-en9dn

    @Nathan-en9dn

    3 жыл бұрын

    As far as I know he still collects a paycheck so it is the same... maybe less because he intentionally tries to do nothing while most government employees are just built that way.

  • @Justafeller

    @Justafeller

    3 жыл бұрын

    I know a millionaire who works as a greeter at Walmart and lives in a single wide trailer. One might say, "no way!" It's true. I know a man who owns a small shop and lives in an old broken down house that belonged to his mother. He's 81 and has millions in assets. He told me last week he thought about selling and retiring, but at 81 he doesn't want to. He's most happiest working to the end and handing it off to his kids to do whatever they want with it.

  • @fitz1722

    @fitz1722

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Justafeller I honestly think having that much money is the key to that man's happiness. When you have enough money to do be able to do literally nothing you can do whatever you want be it jet around the world or be a wallmart greeter. I would LOVE to be able to work for the joy of it and not because I'd be homeless if I stopped. That peace of mind is alien to most people.

  • @youngboomerragevictim8857

    @youngboomerragevictim8857

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Justafellerlies but hey cute story. Nobody chooses to live with cockroaches

  • @lens_hunter

    @lens_hunter

    2 жыл бұрын

    "Poor people spend so much money trying to look like they have money, and look at someone like Bill Gates. One of the richest dudes on the planet and he dresses like he works at the GAP."

  • @Samm95Onoq
    @Samm95Onoq5 жыл бұрын

    for me. THE BEST Ron clip is the episode Les makes Ben go on a scavenger hunt for his Bday gift and Ron comes at the end of the episode and asks her to make that for him on his birthday. as a man I have to say that was the cutest thing I have seen in my life

  • @chiroptera626

    @chiroptera626

    5 жыл бұрын

    The part where he just beams and says "I *love* riddles~!" tickles me no end

  • @SV-pv6km

    @SV-pv6km

    5 жыл бұрын

    Him whistling from outside the door followed by 'I want that, please do that for me..'

  • @kevinb314

    @kevinb314

    5 жыл бұрын

    "Each clue more intricate than the last"

  • @Kinobambino

    @Kinobambino

    5 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @dps1689

    @dps1689

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ha! Gaaaay

  • @SaturdayParker
    @SaturdayParker3 жыл бұрын

    I really liked Bens speech about teaching your kids how to handle money is more important than having them start from scratch.

  • @fishofmocking3096
    @fishofmocking30965 жыл бұрын

    “First joke ever, don’t care for it” 😂😂😂

  • @mobamba4572
    @mobamba45723 жыл бұрын

    You know who would understand the symbols? Dwight Kurt Schrute.

  • @dashman8499

    @dashman8499

    2 жыл бұрын

    There is no way that Dwight could kill Ron fucking Swanson

  • @roadhouse6999

    @roadhouse6999

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@dashman8499 It'd be like Anakin vs. Obi-Wan at the end of Revenge of the Sith

  • @DonChij

    @DonChij

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@roadhouse6999 Ron being obi wan

  • @DonChij

    @DonChij

    2 жыл бұрын

    You mean Dwayne Fart Poop (security threat) (If you get it you're a legend)

  • @tasibsharar7357

    @tasibsharar7357

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@dashman8499 only one that could is captain holt

  • @elliott4040
    @elliott40405 жыл бұрын

    3:18 Ben's face makes me laugh every time

  • @travisbounds4746
    @travisbounds47463 жыл бұрын

    April reading those symbols: " OF COURSE THAT MAKES SENSE"

  • @samfilmkid
    @samfilmkid4 жыл бұрын

    "I'm gonna say this once, Wyatt: Leave the accounting crap at the door."

  • @sandycheeksyaboi9906

    @sandycheeksyaboi9906

    2 жыл бұрын

    kills me every time

  • @lucasvdb981

    @lucasvdb981

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yes we watched the video

  • @detectivepancake165

    @detectivepancake165

    2 жыл бұрын

    the video is right there and you still misquoted the line

  • @furonwarrior
    @furonwarrior4 жыл бұрын

    The “symbols” are two parts; wilderness (mountains and trees) and fishing. Most likely, Ron predicts that he will die with someone he trusts in a hunting or fishing accident. The killer would know because most likely it is his future wife. Reason he says animal was part of his fantasy as a child to be wrestling a powerful animal, hence why he saw himself able to defeat a boar with little effort because that’s his strong ego.

  • @henriksoderberg9694

    @henriksoderberg9694

    4 жыл бұрын

    rather looks like a symbolic map. note there's a picture of a key there. so probably a set of instructions where he's hidden his gold and other precious metals

  • @Wolf4Babygirl

    @Wolf4Babygirl

    4 жыл бұрын

    So it would be diane.

  • @stupidbandkid741

    @stupidbandkid741

    3 жыл бұрын

    If you know what the symbols mean...

  • @kuteken6312

    @kuteken6312

    3 жыл бұрын

    I was right to be threatened by you...

  • @MegaKnight2012

    @MegaKnight2012

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Wolf4Babygirl She is a warrior princess

  • @yussufhussein8859
    @yussufhussein88593 жыл бұрын

    Ron swanson is the greatest character to come out of this show he makes me laugh harder than anyone on that show

  • @yehboi6646
    @yehboi66464 жыл бұрын

    I love the idea of a man who’s lived his life practically single saving all his money.

  • @MikuIsMine

    @MikuIsMine

    2 жыл бұрын

    Are you aware of how many wives he's had?

  • @howardmctroy3303

    @howardmctroy3303

    2 жыл бұрын

    That's how I live my life.

  • @erichall090909

    @erichall090909

    Жыл бұрын

    That’s not really at all what he is

  • @nicolasneal204

    @nicolasneal204

    8 ай бұрын

    ​@@erichall090909yeah technically he's invested everything he's ever owned

  • @wheresmtnzx1115
    @wheresmtnzx11155 жыл бұрын

    Trevor will make a great couple with a police captian from brooklyn.

  • @brokenmask333

    @brokenmask333

    5 жыл бұрын

    With a dog named Chedder

  • @PhantomJavelin

    @PhantomJavelin

    5 жыл бұрын

    Do keep in mind that if these two shows share a continuity, Ron is, at one point, an OB/GYN living in Brooklyn who had a bad break-up with Captain Holt over a wooden duck.

  • @NXC97

    @NXC97

    5 жыл бұрын

    That's where I saw him from!!!

  • @santiagoquagliaroli8763

    @santiagoquagliaroli8763

    5 жыл бұрын

    This is what happens when you dont return the stones to their respective timelines

  • @NXC97

    @NXC97

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@santiagoquagliaroli8763 "This is what happens when you don't return the stones to their respective timelines" the name of Santiago's sex tape!!!

  • @warwolf1442
    @warwolf14425 жыл бұрын

    I hope Dwight and Ron never meet, because not even the avengers could stop them

  • @malikthemadman

    @malikthemadman

    4 жыл бұрын

    WarWolf 1 Ron would one punch Dwight

  • @lilchromie

    @lilchromie

    4 жыл бұрын

    @The_Observer there are basically two schools of thought

  • @SuperNovaJinckUFO

    @SuperNovaJinckUFO

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ann and Karen should never meet, because the universe would explode

  • @tallulahmoon6943

    @tallulahmoon6943

    3 жыл бұрын

    dwight is ron and ben combined.

  • @pforgottonsoul

    @pforgottonsoul

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@tallulahmoon6943 wouldn't the two cancel each other out?

  • @MrPablojack
    @MrPablojack5 жыл бұрын

    BUYING your wooden furniture instead of making them? LUNACY!

  • @alexzanderthered6694

    @alexzanderthered6694

    4 жыл бұрын

    Pablo Jan Martinezzi blasphemy!

  • @kuteken6312

    @kuteken6312

    3 жыл бұрын

    IKR!!!

  • @maltesefalcon85

    @maltesefalcon85

    18 күн бұрын

    sadly somepeople cant afford space for wood working or any type of diy 🥺😭

  • @gabrieljvelez-perez9275
    @gabrieljvelez-perez9275 Жыл бұрын

    “Literally everything is a weapon, son.” Probably the best and truest thing anyone has ever said.

  • @lilshabaz1862
    @lilshabaz18622 жыл бұрын

    I wish they included Ron saying how he "diversified his portfolio" on Ben's advice. That was a wonderful bit of magnanimity

  • @B34RD
    @B34RD5 жыл бұрын

    **humorous line from the clip**

  • @johnmcgrath200

    @johnmcgrath200

    5 жыл бұрын

    *sardonic comment letting you know we all watched the same video*

  • @tok33n14

    @tok33n14

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@johnmcgrath200 *ANOTHER sarcastic comment doubling down, to properly convey to the OC that, yes indeed we might have watched the same video*

  • @lastnameawesome8982

    @lastnameawesome8982

    5 жыл бұрын

    Lmao ron sure is hoot

  • @pablodavidclavijo4609

    @pablodavidclavijo4609

    5 жыл бұрын

    *another comment replying with a quote from a different episode to show everyone I've seen the whole show*

  • @iliadnetfear2586

    @iliadnetfear2586

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ha....I liked that part too.

  • @Kritacul
    @Kritacul4 жыл бұрын

    “Ron, just 5%? Come on. THATS 5%!”

  • @kuteken6312

    @kuteken6312

    3 жыл бұрын

    I'm dying to know the exact numbers😂 There is a YT video that dedicated to count Ron's (and other film character) wealth. But the numbers seems way too low for him, about 1.6 mill (100%) and 5% of that just about 80k.😕 Btw the chanel name is "10k Productions"

  • @LambFollower

    @LambFollower

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@kuteken6312 He probably has 100mil+ figure which would make sense because 5% of that would be 5 million dollars.

  • @kuteken6312

    @kuteken6312

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@LambFollower Yeah I know but that video i mention before (Did you already watched it?)made in depth analysis and really convincing (granted I'm not an expert) but I don't think the real result will be far from that (unless he make a big mistake). But yeah I agree with you (or choose to 😂), the simple explanation is probably his wealth around 100mil

  • @sa34w

    @sa34w

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@kuteken6312 yup probably the wealthiest person in pawnee

  • @anthonysmith7504
    @anthonysmith75044 жыл бұрын

    I’m thinking the symbols are the key to the whereabouts of Ron’s fortune I would think that Ron would prefer to have the man or animal that killed him to earn it

  • @michaelramsey82
    @michaelramsey825 жыл бұрын

    The lawyer is Kevin from Brooklyn Nine-Nine!

  • @loc5559

    @loc5559

    5 жыл бұрын

    Mike likes trains “I’m Marc Evan Jackson. I play Kevin.”

  • @benjaminbee4788

    @benjaminbee4788

    5 жыл бұрын

    Also the judge in The Good Place

  • @patrickbooth5091

    @patrickbooth5091

    5 жыл бұрын

    Benjamin Bee not the judge

  • @benjaminbee4788

    @benjaminbee4788

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@patrickbooth5091 sorry, I meant Shawn

  • @eddy4470

    @eddy4470

    5 жыл бұрын

    Is that show any good?

  • @michaeloverton04
    @michaeloverton04 Жыл бұрын

    I looked up an estimate of Ron's money. Let's just say, Ron has more integrity than anyone still alive.

  • @de-niall
    @de-niall4 жыл бұрын

    I still believe The Office, Parks and Rec and the Good Place exist in the same universe. I mean in the finale of The Good Place, Tahani learns how to make a wooden chair by someone who is the same actor as Ron who wears a flannel.

  • @madanalyst204

    @madanalyst204

    4 жыл бұрын

    Sweet Scribblez don’t forget about Brooklyn Nine Nine

  • @aredub1847

    @aredub1847

    Жыл бұрын

    parks and rec was supposed to be an office spinoff, so they def are.

  • @brandonponce5387

    @brandonponce5387

    Жыл бұрын

    The office is also connected to breaking bad so...

  • @emetanti

    @emetanti

    Жыл бұрын

    @@brandonponce5387 How does that connect Mike being at the engagement party then to have a staredown with Ron over bacon wrapped shrimp though.

  • @Crescentknight8189
    @Crescentknight81894 жыл бұрын

    Guys, he put it in a federal reserve. It’s literally the one place no one would expect Ron Swanson to put it. Probably one in a small town he found as a kid during one of his hunts. He leaves it there because the sheer amount of money in the vault keeps the town afloat. That’s what the symbols are.

  • @roguishpaladin

    @roguishpaladin

    4 жыл бұрын

    Do you mean a federal preserve? The Federal Reserve is a government body created by act of Congress to administer monetary policy in the USA and does not work from a gold standard currently. A federal preserve is more correctly called a national preserve and is a federally-protected wilderness. Ron is more likely to allow his money to be in the latter than the former.

  • @sammbci

    @sammbci

    4 жыл бұрын

    ​@@roguishpaladin No, he means a federal reserve bank. His point is that Ron would store his gold in the last place people would expect: the government's own bank. But it doesn't really make sense because individuals and private entities can't store money/gold in fed banks.

  • @summushieremiasclarkson4700

    @summushieremiasclarkson4700

    4 жыл бұрын

    Plot twist, he IS the federal reserve. Which is why he doesn't trust it, he knows exactly how terrible and incompetently run it is.

  • @TheNukedNacho
    @TheNukedNacho5 жыл бұрын

    “Where’s this lawyer?” *cuts* KEVIN

  • @azurekidd3962
    @azurekidd39625 жыл бұрын

    I'd love to see Dwight and Ron fight

  • @MikeMJPMUNCH

    @MikeMJPMUNCH

    5 жыл бұрын

    Ron would kill him, Dwight believes he is a badass whereas Ron is an actual badass.

  • @swath5049

    @swath5049

    5 жыл бұрын

    Ron would squish Dwight only using his mustache.

  • @dylankrejci9965

    @dylankrejci9965

    5 жыл бұрын

    Dwight got out-dueled by an angry Cornell a cappella singer. He wouldn't stand a chance against Ron f-ing Swanson

  • @1965mlayers1965

    @1965mlayers1965

    5 жыл бұрын

    Shoot....Dwight can't even beat Mose...give me a frikken break!

  • @lastmanstanding5423

    @lastmanstanding5423

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Homie Squid who's Dwight ?

  • @lesy5571
    @lesy55715 жыл бұрын

    Just noticed ben said: “im sure the government would like to use that money to build a library?”

  • @Scitch87

    @Scitch87

    5 жыл бұрын

    Tammy II is the director of the library service in pawnee. So that's probably why ben said that.

  • @SpardaDante
    @SpardaDante3 жыл бұрын

    “The three most useless jobs in the world are in order: lawyer, congressman and doctor.”

  • @sethrich5998
    @sethrich59983 жыл бұрын

    I always laughed at the subtle conflict of charter with Ron being appalled by his money going to the government, but also appalled by the concept of using a tax shelter to avoid paying it.

  • @dakotarain7745
    @dakotarain77455 жыл бұрын

    That swoosh startled me 😨

  • @Doc-Holliday1851
    @Doc-Holliday18515 жыл бұрын

    That end was so loud it was practically a jump scare

  • @Alejandro_87
    @Alejandro_874 жыл бұрын

    "I'm gonna say this one last time, check the accountant crap at the door."

  • @stevej71393
    @stevej713933 ай бұрын

    I love the sheer contempt the lawyer has for accountants.

  • @AllCanadiaReject
    @AllCanadiaReject5 жыл бұрын

    I don't remember if this is a thing, but it's be funny if Jerry saw Ron's will and laughed at the symbols saying something like "that's good" and the camera pans to Ron staring into it looking worried.

  • @richardcollins9396
    @richardcollins93965 жыл бұрын

    This is a perfect representation of Ron. I love this!

  • @juniormedina4485
    @juniormedina44855 жыл бұрын

    "What are these weird symbols?" Ron: "The man who kills me will know." Lines like that are reasons why Ron is my favorite Parks and Rec character. Edit: Just had to say *WHY DOES IT SAY ROB INSTEAD OF RON NEXT TO HIS QUOTE ....WHY?!?!?*

  • @cheesebooba

    @cheesebooba

    5 жыл бұрын

    what? where?

  • @juniormedina4485

    @juniormedina4485

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@cheesebooba Under the title of vid. The description has Rob

  • @FelixMarshFTW

    @FelixMarshFTW

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@juniormedina4485 typo, n and b are next to each other

  • @kevinb314

    @kevinb314

    5 жыл бұрын

    "When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name."

  • @S33W33D_

    @S33W33D_

    5 жыл бұрын

    Nice.

  • @xnixxxonx
    @xnixxxonx5 жыл бұрын

    3:43 said Robert Baratheon, right before losing to a boar

  • @Anna-zi7sx
    @Anna-zi7sx4 жыл бұрын

    I love how Kevin/Shane/whatever his name is here basically always plays the same character xD

  • @pengfeidong5268
    @pengfeidong52683 жыл бұрын

    "When I die, I want my children's guardian to be the most important person in my life." "The maitre'd at my favorite restaurant."

  • @ehs713
    @ehs7135 жыл бұрын

    Ron Swanson is up there with great characters like Al Bundy and Homer Simpson.

  • @theonekeanu
    @theonekeanu4 жыл бұрын

    "we need to talk." Ron:" That has never been true."

  • @Sunless1337
    @Sunless13373 ай бұрын

    "not that an accountant would know the *difference*" Didn't pick up on that until today😂😂

  • @Football__Junkie
    @Football__Junkie5 жыл бұрын

    We need to talk. That has never been true. 😂😂

  • @QueueWithACapitalQ
    @QueueWithACapitalQ4 жыл бұрын

    *mentions his stuff will go to the government* "where is this lawer you speak of that i just called useless a few moments ago"

  • @nathanrivera6103
    @nathanrivera61035 жыл бұрын

    If only Bobby B was like Ron. The seven kingdoms would be prospering if he were still alive

  • @derekmann8239

    @derekmann8239

    5 жыл бұрын

    With this thumbnail, I would have been disappointed if I diddnt see a Bobby B reference.

  • @kennethlee2278

    @kennethlee2278

    5 жыл бұрын

    @Anti-Federalist 1776 King Ron would have personally killed any corrupt members of the council and inspired enough loyalty from the guards and servants that Cersei and Jaime would have been caught. King Ron also wouldn't have let the Kingdoms go into debt in the first place.

  • @bobofthestorm

    @bobofthestorm

    4 жыл бұрын

    Exactly!

  • @KingOfKingz819

    @KingOfKingz819

    4 жыл бұрын

    As great as Bobby B is, the Ron Swanson of the Seven Kingdoms is Stannis Baratheon. And the Seven Kingdoms will prosper under the rule of the one true king.

  • @pogchamp3846

    @pogchamp3846

    4 жыл бұрын

    sorry, what is bobby b?

  • @fosjutub
    @fosjutub Жыл бұрын

    I love how Ron calls Ben son all the time while there isnt even 3 years between the two actors

  • @kiernanknox2314
    @kiernanknox23143 жыл бұрын

    the symbols on Ron's original will are probably the location of where he's buried his gold

  • @nirmalsuki
    @nirmalsuki5 жыл бұрын

    The gored by a wild boar line is a reference to Game of Thrones, of which Ben is a big fan...

  • @ahmetsaidalkur50

    @ahmetsaidalkur50

    5 жыл бұрын

    which is hilarious because the actor didnt know what a game of thrones was until his character became a fan then he became a fan irl as well

  • @jmgnovaes
    @jmgnovaes3 жыл бұрын

    Jesus Christ! That swoosh at the end scared the hell out of me. I'm a saint now.

  • @chittychad18
    @chittychad183 жыл бұрын

    Ron swanson says he doesn’t buy his wooden furniture, but he does buy the wood.

  • @RaindropsBleeding

    @RaindropsBleeding

    3 жыл бұрын

    False. Ron scouts out the perfect tree for each project, then cuts it down, strips and planes the boards himself, or pulls from his stock leftover from previous projects

  • @Timelord888
    @Timelord8885 жыл бұрын

    The reaction to the amount get me everytime

  • @keithpayne9776
    @keithpayne97764 жыл бұрын

    Anyone else think that the symbols are a crude/vague map to Ron's gold?

  • @kuteken6312

    @kuteken6312

    3 жыл бұрын

    We all know where Ron's gold burried, well at least some of it (I hope more than 5%). Considering it's not decoy gold...

  • @KazNurAk
    @KazNurAk2 жыл бұрын

    0:31 For an 8-year-old, Ron had a great grammar AND vocabulary.

  • @johnmorgan1629
    @johnmorgan16292 жыл бұрын

    Ron leaves the piece of paper on his desk, Jerry walks in picks it up and goes, 'I understand that.' Ron's jaw drops.

  • @operator8886
    @operator88864 жыл бұрын

    "you're not allowed to have a weapon here" I'm pretty sure he have a claymore on his desk

  • @isaac2990

    @isaac2990

    4 жыл бұрын

    Wasnt that actually just basically a little firework?

  • @Isildun9

    @Isildun9

    2 жыл бұрын

    And a sawed off shotgun.

  • @vietcongbernie5447
    @vietcongbernie54475 жыл бұрын

    4:32 scared the hell out of me

  • @guardian962
    @guardian9624 жыл бұрын

    My two favorite Parks & Rec characters. They should’ve had more time together

  • @mrj9299
    @mrj92994 жыл бұрын

    "I was right not to be threatened by you."

  • @christiangreathouse9946
    @christiangreathouse99464 жыл бұрын

    We need more Ron's in this country

  • @christiangreathouse9946

    @christiangreathouse9946

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Bruno Pereira I agree with that...

  • @christiangreathouse9946

    @christiangreathouse9946

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Bruno Pereira and the dems can fix it?

  • @christiangreathouse9946

    @christiangreathouse9946

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Bruno Pereira somehow even though I am a Republican I agree with you.. I see no way out of this except over throwing our government and setting things straight

  • @christiangreathouse9946

    @christiangreathouse9946

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Bruno Pereira or if a group of real Americans who believe we can do it the way things should be and they all agree on this. But that's far-fetched itself

  • @doctorjosephalbertnefario4332

    @doctorjosephalbertnefario4332

    4 жыл бұрын

    *rons

  • @Account_CB
    @Account_CB2 жыл бұрын

    Oh this show!! Incredible writing & casting. So so funny!

  • @bridgetkinoti2299
    @bridgetkinoti2299 Жыл бұрын

    "Another word for jokes is lies, do not lie therefore I do not joke" 😂

  • @ztm454
    @ztm4544 жыл бұрын

    I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to have a weapon at work "has had a double barrel shootgun, darts, Czech headgehog, and claymore since episode 1 "

  • @elenachristian9860
    @elenachristian98604 жыл бұрын

    Ben knows how to manipulate Ron.

  • @fernandgamboa2848
    @fernandgamboa28484 жыл бұрын

    Hahahahah I was right not to be threatened by you !!! Epic

  • @Rubencito956
    @Rubencito9564 жыл бұрын

    Now imagine if 5% is 25,000,000 then Ron Swanson is richer or at the 1% the major advantage is that Ron never spends frugally and he makes everything and knows how to take care of himself in this show he’s the most op character written he bought 51% of a company making him the majority stock holder

  • @nielrossouw7831
    @nielrossouw78314 жыл бұрын

    Ron is my spirit animal

  • @chinmayk8004
    @chinmayk80043 жыл бұрын

    "build a library" 😂

  • @lizzybomb5675
    @lizzybomb56755 жыл бұрын

    Jesus the comedy bites outtro scared me

  • @sasstemir

    @sasstemir

    5 жыл бұрын

    Elizabeth Martin it’s creepy and disgusting somehow for me :(

  • @BYGTOPP2
    @BYGTOPP25 жыл бұрын

    He makes real wood furniture

  • @rimurutempest4945
    @rimurutempest49455 жыл бұрын

    Oh hey look, it’s Kevin!

  • @emmaray6215
    @emmaray62153 жыл бұрын

    1:07, HOLY COW ITS KEVIN!!!

  • @CRNGD
    @CRNGD5 жыл бұрын

    "Rob - 'The man who kills me will know;"

  • @oliverpalmer7855

    @oliverpalmer7855

    5 жыл бұрын

    His name is ron

  • @CRNGD

    @CRNGD

    5 жыл бұрын

    Yeah that's the point. Look at the description.

  • @AsadtheTutor
    @AsadtheTutor5 жыл бұрын

    "I will leave my children $50 a piece for the cab home from the funeral and a steak dinner." Bad. Ass.

  • @charlesrogers171
    @charlesrogers171 Жыл бұрын

    I love the lawyer/accountant repartee

  • @bigbosshonchkrow625
    @bigbosshonchkrow6252 жыл бұрын

    So I just realized Ron liked that lawyer. It’s the same lawyer he has For his company in the finale

  • @cgme7076
    @cgme70765 жыл бұрын

    Does no one else know why Ben said “Wild Boar”? He’s a huge Game of Thrones fan; he’s talking about Robert Borathean’s death.

  • @chaous2000

    @chaous2000

    5 жыл бұрын

    theres zero evidence to support this, but by all means, continue spewing lies and thinking someone will believe you.

  • @cgme7076

    @cgme7076

    5 жыл бұрын

    kodi Williams :: First of all, what? Haha Second, several times throughout the show Ben mentions how he’s a huge fan of Game of Thrones.

  • @chaous2000

    @chaous2000

    5 жыл бұрын

    CGMe I never said he wasn’t a fan, all I’m saying is there’s zero proof that he mentioned a boar because of this.

  • @LoverOfBellies
    @LoverOfBellies Жыл бұрын

    Line mix up at the start; the folder is in Ben's hand & the bow is in Ron's

  • @breakingbenjamin555
    @breakingbenjamin555 Жыл бұрын

    Ron: Literally everything is a weapon. John Wick: He is right.

  • @douglasbullet6456

    @douglasbullet6456

    4 ай бұрын

    John: "I once saw a guy with a mustache kill his co-worker with a folder" 💀

  • @ninjadude853
    @ninjadude85329 күн бұрын

    Ben was 100% thinking of Bobby Baratheon when he mentioned the wild boar.

  • @sugoruyo
    @sugoruyo2 жыл бұрын

    Ron is missing with those darts deliberately so the dartboard doesn't know his true ability.

  • @reidheidler5138
    @reidheidler51385 жыл бұрын

    "...I'm--" *_FWOOM_*

  • @Godzilla_Cheeze
    @Godzilla_Cheeze Жыл бұрын

    I swear. Rainy Day Episodes, man. They're somethin' else.

  • @thecagedsong
    @thecagedsong3 жыл бұрын

    Technically, you don't need a will notorized for it to be accepted in court, so long as it is hand written

  • @kingmuizz708

    @kingmuizz708

    2 жыл бұрын

    Really?

  • @thecagedsong

    @thecagedsong

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@kingmuizz708 in several states, holographic wills are accepted, which is just signed and hand written, nothing else. Poor man's will, but they'll take it

  • @wyattperry11

    @wyattperry11

    Жыл бұрын

    @@kingmuizz708 while a late reply, kinda is the answer. If it can be reasonably beloved your wrote it it is often good to go so long as you were pretty sane. A farmer wrote his will by carving onto the tractor crushing him to death and it was good enough, however it was just to leave everything to his wife. If it is something more complex a lawyer is strongly advised.

  • @angle_3489
    @angle_34894 жыл бұрын

    Fun fact: Ron Swanson buys all of his food and most of his stuff from Food and Stuff, so he does not have many expenses. He is leeching off the local government while also making a significant amount from Duke Silver album sales and live appearances. This is why is so incredibly rich.

  • @thewhalebear7073

    @thewhalebear7073

    4 жыл бұрын

    And has a substantial amount of wealth in gold.

  • @cajunrando2556

    @cajunrando2556

    2 жыл бұрын

    He also has multiple successful companies.

  • @austinbostrom5304
    @austinbostrom53044 жыл бұрын

    This whole video is me with my supervisors

  • @gustavgnoettgen
    @gustavgnoettgen4 жыл бұрын

    Kevin helps captain Holt's old boyfriend out.

  • @wjkrittenbrink
    @wjkrittenbrink3 жыл бұрын

    I know what those symbols mean. Excellent

  • @GodsGrieff
    @GodsGrieff Жыл бұрын

    The wild boar who kills you to death...said by Ben. I think it's a direct reference to GoT Bobby B's death!😂😂

  • @sdsdfdu4437
    @sdsdfdu44375 жыл бұрын

    Small plot hole, as Ron has joked and lied before

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