"Heh heh heh heh HEH"

@alexanderdemharter3366

4 жыл бұрын

I was looking for that comment 😂😂

@joshuaglass1827

4 жыл бұрын

Dude laughs at the most random shit 😂

@danielbain2921

3 жыл бұрын

has to be some form of twitch, great video, but i new if i looked in the comments i'd find this xD heh he he he heh HEH!

@wolfpax22

3 жыл бұрын

Its even better if you're watching on a faster speed.

@drewpyykkonen1402

3 жыл бұрын

@@wolfpax22 Thanks for the tip, that shit's gold! XD

Nice guide That laugh tho :D

@bunny_the_lifeguard9789

5 жыл бұрын

Hehehe :D

@twitch2112

5 жыл бұрын

Hehehehe

@Inquisitor_Vex

5 жыл бұрын

I’m 4:40 in and already considering leaving...

@tpimp4678

5 жыл бұрын

@@Inquisitor_Vex its ridiculously annoying

@coolnamebro

4 жыл бұрын

I like it. So nice to see a KZreadr who isn't fake or dead inside. Subbed.

I'm going to echo the laughing, but this is the first guide that actually helps me understand the economics and diplomacy

@babismoshidis3574

4 жыл бұрын

add me steam ill teach u

Another tip that just save me last night whilst being flanked from the forest by thousands of Celtic tribesman right towards then end, - my men were wavering and everything, exhausted and covered in blood- was to place the 4 groups of triarriii into square formation as they were pretty much completely surrounded and screwed whilst the principes were far into the flat plain fields dealing with other enemies. Much to my surprise the square formation allowed them to rest long enough for the label to read fresh and active!? So I quickly told them to break formation and they all started clearing through the rest of the enemies forces until they routed joined by the princepes behind them. It was so so epic!! It's a shame I didn't save the replay. This game is amazing.

Nice guide, very educational. In depth and on to the point and easy to follow. I can keep going on and on. Thanks dude.

Happy to know i am not the only one that goes back to that game once and a while! :)

@octopus8420

4 жыл бұрын

Philip Bark*

The evil general laughs at enemies' faces :D Very nice and useful guide

Ignore the people dissing you for your laugh man. It's obviously not something you mean to do, it just comes without thinking. Sorry that there are so many people watching your videos and learning how to play the game and dissing you. The video was great.

@metalforever12085

4 жыл бұрын

Many more people are laughing along with his laugh, because it is funny. It's not dissing when you're laughing with him instead of at him.

@kurtk7521

4 жыл бұрын

@@metalforever12085 read the comments... Every second or third comment is about the laugh. And they aren't very nice comments.

@kurtk7521

4 жыл бұрын

Dude just look at the next 10 comments under this one. Are you fucking blind? Everyone references the laugh. And most don't like it. What the fuck are you replying to me for anyway? Are you that bored? This isn't some interesting fucking conversation, so let it fucking go already. I felt bad for the dude making the video and wrote something in support. Go fuck around somewhere else please.

@muffincakes3768

4 жыл бұрын

Kurt K lets be honest anyone that says “makes you look unintelligent” is a bit dense anyway

@alejandrop.s.3942

2 жыл бұрын

There're a few somewhat mean comments, but the rest are funny, not laughing at him.

Amazing video!! Helped me a lot!! The gaming still amazing even in 2020!!

I think that laugh is a general's trait in Rome 2. Distracts enemy units in battle.

@herman-phillipkleingeld2578

3 жыл бұрын

Nah. It's a morale hit

@johndaarteest

Жыл бұрын

Play it at 1.75 speed 🤣🤣

This was really helpful. Thanks, bro.

A pro tip which a great player taught me: send a spy to the other side of the map which lets you to trade by sea. For instance, playing as Egypt, send the spy to the Baltic sea and start trading with the faction which is there. You will have automatic vision thanks to the trade route of the other factions which are on the way there (Iberia, Iceni, Gauls...) without having to send a fleet yourself. It's also possible, especially playing as Carthage, to recruit a massive army very early without paying for upkeep letting the income to go negative but hiding your remanent money in building in construction in order to cancel them and recruit even more troops. Especially useful alongside embezzlement mechanic and looting, you can conquer entire provinces before the AI has set a proper army. It's the first thing I do as Carthage, killing Syracuse and Turdetanii.

heh heh heh

@soulasylum1909

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

May I say that you did a fantastic job of explaining how to play this game. Thank you.

@Pimperville2Gaming

Жыл бұрын

Thank you, glad it was helpful.

Love the video thanks!! Taught me alot

Thank you so much, really helped. Keep it up!

Thanks for the guide. I used to play the total war rome 1. This seems a bit more complicated. This helped me understand stuff a bit

@valentinglogovac8632

4 жыл бұрын

Rome tw was epic game

Very helpful! Thanks 😊

This explained so much so well thank you.

@Pimperville2Gaming

2 жыл бұрын

Glad it was helpful!

Glad I'm not the only cackling maniac...

23:25 as far as I know , Authority is more related to the area which army covers. The higher Authority, the more area is covered. This is important when you're blocking a choke point or something like that. In battle it's also important because it increases the morale and abilities boosting area of the general, so you can keep him behind, out of danger, and still motivate the troops. Cunning is important to prevent enemy ambushes and to carry them out yourself. Zeal is important because it improves the missile and weapon damage of the general's unit (interesting for units such as Royal Peltats when they're generals). Needless to say that the real important deal for each one are the further available abilities of each branch. I play mostly as Hellenics and I tend to go for the Cunning branch, since it makes available better replenishment, night attacks, campaign movement and to make the character have at least 6 Cunning in order to carry out the embezzlement mechanic (important for early game especially).

Thanks for the tips! I was definitly underusing the trade. Tip from me: mercenary units are very costly to upkeep. After a battle, if a unit is beaten up it is a far better option to disband it and hire it again the next turn vs waiting for it to refill its ranks. Also offen time you only need the mercenaries to boost your ranks right before a battle so it is better to hire your own troop first and hire the mercenaries last. The only time I would keep mercenary units in my ranks is if it has gained significant exerience and/or if the region hiring pool is depleted and I have no other choice.

Your laugh reminds me of Maester Pycelle when he's nervous, love it 😂

Thank you, nice guide, very helpful. :)

@Pimperville2Gaming

5 жыл бұрын

Your welcome, glad this helped!!

Thank u so much, I really enjoyed this and learned alot! On my first Roman campaign, hopefully I wont fail miserably haha!

@Pimperville2Gaming

2 жыл бұрын

Glad this helped!! Enjoy your campaign.

by the end of the video i've developed your manic laugh..i ain't mad

Great video, laugh did not bother me lolz. Helpful, thank you.

Very helpful - thanks.

this video was very helpful thanks :)

Amazing tutorial man thanks

I'm having difficulty listening to you because of your laugh.

@JD..........

3 жыл бұрын

I found the fix. Set to 1.75 playback speed and it just sounds like Alvin the chipmunk. So instead of cringe it’s just funny.

@diyorkhamidov3939

3 жыл бұрын

It is really annoying...

@ronweasley9001

3 жыл бұрын

HE HE HE

very informational, tthanks

5 years later... good video👍🏽👍🏽

You actually do control a full province at the start as Carthage via the client states, hence why you can issue the edict.

there's so much to learn about oh my god edit: the friends of the hundred and four name is lowkey badass, also i learned a lot, thanks man! im at around1k hours in the game but never played campaign becuse it was so confusing so i never bothered anymore, just stuck with quickplays and online matches, i'll try to play now with this now that i understand it

thx you were amazing to guide the game for now player as me

At 19:00 he sends his spy to discover new trade partners. This is not a good idea and here's why. 1. You can make an Admiral out of one of your faction characters and he can sail around a lot faster than a spy can travel. 2. The cost of making that Admiral can be zero if you pick the right guy. 3. When they reach the end of the world and there is no more coastal factions to discover you can disband the Admiral and he will return to you faction on the next turn. 4. The spy is far more useful stealing food from factions you want to attack than used as an explorer. 5. The spy doesn't gain experience just walking around. 6. When you finally reach the end of the world you can still disband the spy but then to make a new one it will be 1200 gold.

@SaulKopfenjager

4 жыл бұрын

Also he doesn't need a spy to SEE Massilia, what he calls his "Boat" is actually a 'Navy' & I use it to attack the Etruscan port-town in Corsica on turn 2 instead of sailing it to Egypt, you should see Massilia soon enough, but they will hate you for a while because you just declared war & attacked their trade partner Etrusca. (On turn one I recruit a cavalry General in Sardinia & sail the Navy north up the coast towards the town, go through the diplomatic tab engage with ROME & offer to join WAR against the Etruscans - which makes them happy with you & ought to stave them off from declaring war on you until they get pissed at you when you beat Syracuse, capture town turn 2 with navy & forced marched Cavalry General.)

@owendevlin9448

4 жыл бұрын

There is so much autism here

There is a difference between satrapies and client states. Only the satrapies will join your wars automatically. The client states you will have to bribe to join you, usually.

@alejandrop.s.3942

2 жыл бұрын

Satrapies work the same way as vassals do in Europa Universalis, whereas client states are a joke, since they still can do whatever they wish but still increasing your imperium.

Pvt. Cowboy, ten hut! Great vid.

You had me at Bodies

thanks for this man

No big patches have come that change any of this? Probably going to have to watch this a couple of times, haven't played Rome 2 in years. Enjoying Galatia, the public order penalties are pretty brutal, I'll definitely do things differently next time, increase the difficulty and get some more of the blue research early rather than focusing on upgrading my army chains.

great video you talk me to buy the game

Many blessings upon your hearth and hall, pimpled one.

Liked and subscribed for your laugh

The random laughs are hilarious bro haha

Your laugh sounds exactly like that guys in Billy Madison, except a bit sorter :P

I laughed so hard after hearing your laugh...

Your two hoplite units could be combined. I believe the experience from the level 1 group would be incorporated into the less experienced group and bring them closer to also being level 1. Also, I don't think armies themselves draw on food in Rome 2. I think that's a feature of Rome 1. What you do need to watch is that military buildings, economic buildings and even religious buildings and upgrades tend to draw on food (every turn of their existence), though some of them also produce it. I make sure to select the food producing variations as often as possible to stay in the clear, and also not to have all food production centered in only a few places. If you lose that place, it will lead to a food shortage as you need to keep up production every turn. There is no "bank" or storage like in many other strategy games.

@alejandrop.s.3942

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, I tend to combine units which wouldn't lead to the loss of one and give the diminished one to other general in order to retreat to a province of mine and recover there (I also try that this general has fresh troops in order to give units to the principal army). That way my principal armies are always at full strength and my armies advancing without waiting too much for replenishment. I play with population mods such as People's of Rome which makes replenishment troublesome. Food works as you say and it's a shame. I remember games like Imperium 3 in which you could send food to a fort for storaging it there when your armies were far from your city, send caravans...that an strategy lacks of a supply system is a joke.

The way for economic victory is playing tall, trying to have as many allies as possible, attacking the greatest empires in the campaign and liberating the factions which they destroyed. In my current Syracuse campaign I already have 20 trade partners.

@alejandrop.s.3942

2 жыл бұрын

Use Dresden mod for diplomatic options, since it would be impossible for a non-barbarian faction to liberate fallen factions. If you play vanilla you can still provoke revolts which lead into new factions to arise and subjugate them when you play as an Hellenic, Roman , although it's way more complicated.

Watched for the tips, stayed for the laughs.

Good guide 👏 👍 👌

@Pimperville2Gaming

3 жыл бұрын

Glad you liked it

do you have any idea how to do the Political Aspect of the Current version of the Grand Campaign?

Very good video, sad to see your uploads have slowed. I am on mobile, and did not notice you in the corner at first, lol I just bought this game a few days ago, it’s already in my top 5, really appreciate the info in this as most R:TW content is 15k horse vs 90k pleb: who wins??! Subbed

@Pimperville2Gaming

3 жыл бұрын

I have not had much to make videos on these days. Any suggestions, would love to make more frequent videos.

@reirei4510

3 жыл бұрын

A part two of this video would be nice. This total war game seems to be harder than the others. I'm one those people who lost in prologue and lost in about my first 3 campaigns. I was very close to rage quiting the whole game. And I'm not even newbie to the total war series, played shogun 2 hundreds of hours.

Hey man love the content. Have you ever watched Jon Stewart on the Daily Show? Cos your laugh is exactly the same as one he does in his George Bush impression x)

Eggcellent

I wonder if playing EU4 for nearly 5 years will help me in this game. I feel like it will... I can already tell I love the game. I can finally control a battle. EU4 is great for grand strategy, but I like being able to play this game unit by unit. Controlling exactly where they go

Clear and easy to follow tips actually but the laugh is questionable thank you sir

If i want to drag my mouse on enemy hold right click press charge how do i do that

I learned a lot but one thing I would like to correct you about Is the number vs number Because certain units can fight of multiple other units Spartan hoplites vs roman pretorian guards is not really a balanced fight Quality>quantity

@ChaosEIC

4 жыл бұрын

If you think quality > quantity, you clearly dont know much about the secrets of rome2 😂 Just try to rorarii spam with rome on legendary, you will win in just a couple of terms...

That laugh is like Beavis & Buthead heh heh heh lol

@alejandrop.s.3942

2 жыл бұрын

That's exactly what I thought

sounds like the purple crab aliens in rick and morty.

Cant deal with that laugh

That laugh makes me anxious

That laugh reminds me of Muttley from Wacky Racers

Does changing the background in the main menu actually do anything in-game or is it just a customization?

@Pimperville2Gaming

11 ай бұрын

I know changing the background changes whether you are playing original, emperor edition, or other modes of the game.

I love your laugh

you could also explain politic little more, like bribe, assasination , marriage etc

I'm halfway through but noticed during trade agreements that you didn't mention how other factions interact with each other. Example getting a trade agreement with Egypt could negatively impact how Athens and Rome dislike you for that

Pirate...how i deal with those worms?😅 Ow and btw, txs for guide!

Wait what?? Isn't that just for art? Or it changes ai too ?am talking about The very first screen 0:35

Serialkiller laugh right there

I keep struggling with food shortages and have no idea how to get out of it

@Pimperville2Gaming

4 жыл бұрын

Also make sure you watch what you build or upgrade. Many military and religious buildings require 4 food minimum. Build plenty of farms and fishing ports.

Great video, intro music needs to change though. Great song but does not fit this format at all.

Stayed for the laugh :D

His laugh

the game does not have glitches you have an entire province because lybians are your client state

Heh heh heh, good video.

Why do you make those laught like sounds like the one on 28:45 ?

@Pimperville2Gaming

2 жыл бұрын

­First of all, laughter is not the same as humor. Laughter is the physiological respo­nse to humor. Laughter consists of two parts -- a set of gestures and the production of a sound. When we laugh, the brain pressures us to conduct both those activities simultaneously. When we laugh heartily, changes occur in many parts of the body, even the arm, leg and trunk muscles. Hope that helps.

@majdavlk649

2 жыл бұрын

@@Pimperville2Gaming not at all

i dont think it matters which background screen you use, no?

@ayush21399

3 жыл бұрын

Same question here, did you find out, does it ?

@Maesterful

2 жыл бұрын

Nooo

can you revived a dead factions?

@Pimperville2Gaming

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, if you attack a territory that faction had in the beginning of the game, choose liberate instead of occupy and it will bring them back.

Can u add subtitles i have hearing aid and i cant understand u well

@dylanjohnson9754

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

empire or republic

Very informative for a beginner. I did get really tired of the short laugjh you use as a paragraph boundary. It's just a bad habit, so a little bit of effort will improve your presentation significantly. My 2c.

Is that area in Spain really called Arse? (If anybody doesn't know, Arse is the English way of saying American Ass.

@Pimperville2Gaming

Жыл бұрын

It is really called Arse. My friend and I joke when playing multiplayer about that.

You do own a province turn 1...

@a.soraparu773

5 жыл бұрын

Pacifist-ish you never own a full province. Typically you share one or more with neighboring factions

@Inquisitor_Vex

5 жыл бұрын

Like you start Skyrim with a weapon...

Ah eh eh eh

Side quest: give the timestamp when the edibles kick in

who wants to live in Arse ?..:8

1500 dollars lol

Heh heh heh heh HEH

Heh Heh Heh heh heh

Why do you laugh randomly at nothing?

@kurtk7521

4 жыл бұрын

It's obviously a fucking habit man. It happens without thinking. I mean fuck, people have no fucking patience or thought. Why are so many guys dissing a person's flaw when that person is trying to help you with their videos. Heartless fucks you guys are man.

If u play metal at the beginning of strategy tips again, i will sue you.

Why "go ahead and.......", Why not just 'do' or just plain 'go'? Far too irritating.

That laugh made me quit watching

Stop the laughing.

Dude, stop giggling like a Japanese high school girl. I cannot focus on anything you say. xdxd

Okay, sorry to say it but your intermittent hysterical laughing makes me stop watching. Sorry