“This guy brought equipment”

@grantnicholas8221

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@murder4055

4 жыл бұрын

He's prepared for Hell.

@matthewimhardbrucelee6995

4 жыл бұрын

Got me aswell 😂😂

@xxDOTH3DEWxx

4 жыл бұрын

@@grantnicholas8221 died laughing

@enice6518

4 жыл бұрын

That had me laughing

- Tell the whole version. - No. One of the most Boston pieces of dialogue ever uttered.

@Moodybootz

3 жыл бұрын

I was looking for someone to have commented on this. This is effing hilarious and so subtle.

@Neat0_o

3 жыл бұрын

I asked a guy I work with to tell me some war stories from the land of Boston, he waiting like 5 seconds and said “nahhh”.

@douglasclark5897

3 жыл бұрын

@@Moodybootz I Noticed this too, and I'm just an old Chicago dude. That was awesome. "No." and then dont skip a beat just move on with your own plan.

@piyaliya08

3 жыл бұрын

I didnt like that, Joe was so cute about asking for the whole story. I lost interest in his story after that.

@Vid3oG4mers

3 жыл бұрын

@@piyaliya08 it wasn’t that serious

"Tell the whole version" "No." Keeps telling his version without skipping a beat. That's so Boston it's sick.

@mook3204

2 жыл бұрын

Right 🤣

@draxxthemsclounts2478

2 жыл бұрын

wicked sick

@sjs928

2 жыл бұрын

That WAS the short version .... Stahp It !

@cavalierfan1995

Жыл бұрын

some stories are longer than others

@nickconley4098

Жыл бұрын

Wicked*

Nothing better than two people telling a totally relatable story and laughing their asses off. Love these two

@Tritiuminducedfusion

7 ай бұрын

Ty, our day is much more fulfilled knowing this.... please keep us apprised of all things inconsequential.

@normalguycap

6 ай бұрын

Yes relatable.

Burr and his friends busting in and beating up the wrong party is the funniest story I've heard in a long time

@StigmaShadow

4 жыл бұрын

i am laughing so hard

@erickburnham5648

4 жыл бұрын

His hand needed to get revenge!

@cattibingo

4 жыл бұрын

@Ba Doai wtf is this link you keep putting in every comment Edit: Looks like the guy doesn't know english well, just showing off a video with his cat. Now I feel like an asshole

@davidwalker2030

4 жыл бұрын

I had tears coming down. My stomach hurts

@JediMentat

4 жыл бұрын

For real omg lmfao

17 year old Joe rogan sees girl get punched in the face "OHHH beautiful right hand!! She's hurt Mike!!

@Skanderbeg99

3 жыл бұрын

Then the other guy comes in: ITTTT IS AAAALLLL OOOVERRRR!!!!

@earlgrey2130

3 жыл бұрын

OOOH!! SHES IN TROUBLE!! SHES IN BIG TROUBLE!!

@jasunndakidd1531

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfao Made my day Ilove KZread comments

@boxajoe1157

3 жыл бұрын

LOOKIN TO FINISH IT RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW

@funkingcustoms2408

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

“I think I’ll be the funny guy” 😂🤣🤣

I once saw a drunk girl talk mad shit to this guy unprovoked for like an hour, and eventually get slapped hard in the face by him. She ran crying and told her boyfriend, and his response was "well, what did you do?" Don't know if I've ever laughed so hard.

@iiRaWDaWG

2 жыл бұрын

He was a punk🤣🤣

@rebekahlikesmusic2723

Жыл бұрын

🤣

@depressedessendonfan5702

Жыл бұрын

LOL

@user-zg1lj9vc3r

Жыл бұрын

@@iiRaWDaWG he knew she deserved it

@iiRaWDaWG

Жыл бұрын

@@user-zg1lj9vc3r he knew he couldn’t protect her. Guarantee he was white🤣🤣🤣

“‘Cause I wanted this hand to get its revenge!” Lmaooooo

@danielbenson6407

4 жыл бұрын

"He had made this part of his body a karate movie" 🤣😂🤣

@llongone2

4 жыл бұрын

I laughed...and then kind of understood what he meant and nodded my head.

@drew8324

4 жыл бұрын

Arm*

@KeenAesthetic1

4 жыл бұрын

Oh Lord! - I'll have to bend and sub to Spotify for this after all.

@Sigrafix

4 жыл бұрын

@@KeenAesthetic1 I was of the same mindset.. I'm not signing up for spotify.. but fuck, JRE got me. Lol.

bill burr's storytelling is so vivid, i can literally picture everything he's saying, too funny.

@goncaloamaral7846

4 жыл бұрын

M 40 fortunately, no one knew how to fight back then. It’s was like the A-team, millions of rounds used but no one ever got hurt

@moulinyan

4 жыл бұрын

really?? they don't even compare to joe's...

@moulinyan

4 жыл бұрын

@M 40 uh in the 80s, it was the same everywhere, nothing special about boston lad

@moulinyan

4 жыл бұрын

@M 40 ok brawls only happened in boston, men were not men elsewhere.. you're special and i'm sorry you had to go into the military

@robertbaratheon2193

4 жыл бұрын

That would be figuratively not literally, those two words are antonyms and couldn’t be more opposite.

“Boston is a particularly fighty place.” Dude it’s full of Irish. That’s a stereotype for a reason.

@jsv438

2 жыл бұрын

Well, yes, it WAS that way more so when I was growing up, but it's changed a lot. Many parts of Boston have become very progressive and more liberal, and therefore there's a lot more of people that either hold it inside, or get REAL nasty with language instead lol! It's really changed in the last 20 years or so mostly. ~JSV

@CrackWarrior

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah mate we're not like that in Ireland at all. Boston is full of Americans not Irish people.

@jsv438

2 жыл бұрын

@@CrackWarrior Indeed. ~JSV

@timhildebrand1918

2 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing but it seemed so obvious. I was like “what am I missing here? Is this not an Irish city?”

@syphon_9892

2 жыл бұрын

I wonder if Bill Burr had ever crossed paths with the James "whitey" Bulger and the winter hill gang

I'm 41 and still bouncing after 15 years. I can concur that you can feel the energy when the stuff's about to go down. No joke there.

@tom2gunzbombadil689

Жыл бұрын

📠📠📠

Absolutely dead at Bill Burr when he says “this guy brought equipment!?”😂😂😂😂

@wattsnottaken1

4 жыл бұрын

Liam’s channel lol the mouth piece 😂

@aplusoy2224

3 жыл бұрын

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

@vnkt1648

3 жыл бұрын

5:01

@Neyonius

3 жыл бұрын

There's two kinda people you don't wanna fight, the guy that asks if you're sure while completely calm, and the guy that carries a mouth guard.

@tayalemus8493

3 жыл бұрын

Ass kicking equipment 😂

"Tell the whole version" "No" 😆😅😂😭💀

@DavidElendu

3 жыл бұрын

Leroy Hairston bill burr has the confidence of a god

@MrSomarw

3 жыл бұрын

@@DavidElendu nahh cmon me and you can be like that its being assertive and confident👍👍

@DavidElendu

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrSomarw yea you can but in this situation most people would tell the whole story especially on big joe's podcast

@MrSomarw

3 жыл бұрын

@@DavidElendu thats true i guess :S

@KingChoripan

3 жыл бұрын

5:45

I love coming back to watch JRE clips multiple times. Certain guys, like Burr, can always give me a laugh. Especially on stressful days. Great laughter therapy

@bangnee

8 ай бұрын

Absolutely agree! Billy Big Balls always does his thing!

I grew up in Boston and as a kid I remember my mom walking my brother and I to a store and some people were arguing on the sidewalk about a half a block in front of us and somebody got shot right in the middle of the sidewalk and my mom just crossed the street and we just kept walking... It was an insane time but then I remember moving to PA and I got into a LOT of fights, then I realized that I was the one who was starting fights, I guess I brought the fighting mood w/ me from Boston. 🤣

@knyneskredd3964

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@jeffreystark435

Жыл бұрын

I went to PS236 in Brooklyn. My mom and I saw a guy get stabbed in the thigh during an altercation and we cut through the school parking lot and went on home. Never discussed it.

@thisismyrealname2860

Жыл бұрын

Difference back then most fights ended as fights, in other cities physical confrontations seem more likely to escalate to weapons etc so people aren't as ready to throw hands

@wadewilson8011

Жыл бұрын

Me: laughs in Cleveland, Oh.

@dimviesel

Жыл бұрын

@@jeffreystark435 I went to Hendricks elementary in jackassville florida and me and my mama saw a man stark naked on pcp run straight thru a plate glass window. Lacerations all over. Even the dangling parts. Horrible atmosphere. We just kept walking

“First of all don’t touch me” should be a bit😂

@andrewd7504

4 жыл бұрын

The name of his next special haha

@AM-ry8is

4 жыл бұрын

Touch me.

@aaronstallion1309

3 жыл бұрын

💯😔🤤🤔

@mr.meowgi9876

3 жыл бұрын

Soon im sure

@larrymcjones

3 жыл бұрын

Me and my friends made it a thing lol it always provokes whoever get told

F is for “FIRST of all don’t touch me!’

@charlesfisher3983

4 жыл бұрын

F is for Fighty

@manuelvargas6787

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@adrianwhitten4343

4 жыл бұрын

This comment has won the internet for the day

@noobgonebad9860

4 жыл бұрын

Handsome B. p

@dogzer

4 жыл бұрын

Press F for First of all don’t touch me

"I wanted this hand it get its revenge" is the best thing I've heard in a while.

“I fought up until maybe, 6th grade.” Is probably the most Boston thing I’ve ever heard.

"We were getting shitfaced." "They were selling blow there." "He was on PCP." *literally 25 seconds later* "I wonder why Boston is such a rough place."

@joefoley1079

4 жыл бұрын

Best comment ever

@mattwoolley

3 жыл бұрын

I had just made the same comment! But deleted it

@LabTech41

3 жыл бұрын

Unless you live in the Boston area, at least anywhere within 495 and especially 95/93, you really don't know how someone can say that, mean it with conviction, and still actually have a point.

@tamb1998

3 жыл бұрын

We be on it🤣

@RashtaEinthisB

3 жыл бұрын

he was on PCP *AND* his finger got bitten off

I very much enjoyed the storytelling of “First of all, don’t touch me.”

@leejay5202

4 жыл бұрын

BrotherTrucker I’m very happy you enjoyed that story. I too enjoyed it.

@conorrafferty9994

4 жыл бұрын

Lee Jay i too enjoyed that story thou roughly

@Ng1Brad

3 жыл бұрын

I don't know if this was mentioned, but i enjoyed that story as well.

@Corrupted

3 жыл бұрын

I enjoyed that story very much, too. Thank you for telling it.

@cinirice6606

3 жыл бұрын

I enjoyed that story very much aswell, thank you for your time.

The Mike Milbury loafer joke was appreciated by hockey fans 😂

Omfg dude. That wrong party story made it worth all those years of classes I had to endure to learn to speak English.

@CrayonsYummyYummy

2 жыл бұрын

Lmaooo

@boostedb18b13

2 жыл бұрын

thats fucking awesome buddy

@pauliewalnuts2527

2 жыл бұрын

hell yea, comedy and English go together perfect

@oleksandrhorskyi8442

2 жыл бұрын

@@pauliewalnuts2527 I'd say Bill and comedy...AND he speaks English so yea

@pauliewalnuts2527

2 жыл бұрын

@@oleksandrhorskyi8442 name one spanish, german, japanese or Russian comedian.

"I'm so glad we did this, dinner was great and I never had so much fun playing Monopoly... Sweetie can you check who's at the door..."

@seandunn2062

3 жыл бұрын

that would be a hilarious short film sketch

@adityarai5367

3 жыл бұрын

Hello! Is there a party here? BAM KA PAO.

@aggyxl8170

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😭

@vatonage1599

3 жыл бұрын

the last thing you see is bill burr's big head before some guy reaches over him and decks you in the face

@scottyp2505

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

“Wow this guys trained” and “I wanted this hand to get its revenge” are probably the best quotes in this video lmao

@michaelsilvester8663

5 ай бұрын

"This guys brought equipment"

Joe seriously has one of the most contagious laughs I’ve ever heard

@joehesse5433

2 жыл бұрын

Ok first of all don’t touch me. 🤣🤣🤣

@Carlinhood

2 жыл бұрын

Lmfao it's like a low key smokers laugh!! Like an old man or something 🤣🤣

“The arm wanted revenge” just had me cry laughing for 5 minutes

@joehesse5433

2 жыл бұрын

Ok first of all … don’t touch me. 🤣🤣🤣

@FerstErndFuriers

2 жыл бұрын

The arm slump he does while telling that story had me laughing for 5 minutes lol

@tintinjailhouse1312

2 жыл бұрын

@ODIN Force BAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAAHAHA YA MAKE ME CRYN NOW!! And its now now!!!!! Grrrraaaa!!?

@user-ko5ul7yi1x

2 жыл бұрын

Damn... Bastard's lucky that arm wasn't holding a knife.

@kendonaldson3139

2 жыл бұрын

very funny stuff only fight was 2 punches to my torso then a right cross miss in slo motion i saw his face i was so freaked i thought i better hit him he tried to hit me in the face i wind up telegraph a punch to face my had was swollen and in pain weeks i think i broke a bone a month later his friend cameup to me said he just got outof hospital i broke his eye socket i felt bad but i had 3 hot girls in my car after he hit me i was going to hit him i was in great shape 6 foot 180 pounds i put 18 pallets of fruit away every day 2000 boxes stacked up rotated in cooler boxes from 20-80 pounds stacked to 7 feet i did this for 2 years but i was new only did for 8 months before he hit me in the stomach i did not feel it i stood straight leaned back the punch went in front of my face then i saw his face in front of me i thought i better hit him he tried to hit me in the face so i wind up hit him hard in the face he went to his knees holding hois face

imagine being jumped for playing monopoly with your nerd friends 😂😂😂😭

@xocrow1120

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@El-mu4mt

4 жыл бұрын

My girlfriend bit me for beating her at Scrabble.....I always get edgy when the board games come out., Shit can pop off for real

@TheCrazyCanuck420

4 жыл бұрын

Only thing worst would be if they were playing D&D

@L4rceny

4 жыл бұрын

Lol and then, even the nerds fight in an instant.

@sudbegood

4 жыл бұрын

Couples playing Monopoly. Classic. Can't make this shit up.

This brings back so many memories. I grew up in Boston and back in the 90’s it was madness. The mass melees were insane. The craziest fights I was in were actually at Tufts parties. Locals from Medford or Somerville would often crash them. Those fights were absolute madness. I can’t believe I lived through that. Haha.

@MuckoMan

Жыл бұрын

Same here. I grew up in Somerville in the 80's. There was always a fight going on. I still can't relax to this day. I always have my back to the wall at a bar and always feel out the place for a brawl that never happens anymore. My wife and kid say how do you go from 1 to 100 instantly no matter what time of day it is. I tell them sorry but that is what you needed to survive growing up where I did.

@chrisbolducrowan5110

Жыл бұрын

@@MuckoMan I was bon and raised in Somerville as well. Went to the Carr school, then Cummings, then Powder House. I lived mostly just outside of Teele Sq. Yeah, some crazy shit went on before it got all "hippie chic".

@scottd7222

Жыл бұрын

hahaha I was probably one of those somerville kids ahah

@scottd7222

Жыл бұрын

@@chrisbolducrowan5110 Brown School and Kennedy School here. Great times back in the days.

@edwardtasi2905

Жыл бұрын

I am 4 yrs older than Bill,We both went to Canton High School and his father was my dentist Iam happy he made it!!

I used to hang out with this friend who was on the small size, about 5' 2" and 110lbs. Guy was the nicest, funniest dude I ever knew. However, when we went out to bars, the fun would start. Being small he was used to being screwed with and he was a highly trained fighter. By the time I knew him he had graduated to what he called, "full on practical street fighter champion level." He explained that in a street fight you have to leave your ego and ethics at home, you either win or could die. As a result, when we were at the bar and if someone started F'ing with him he simply picked up a beer bottle without saying a word, cracked the person over the head, then proceeded to kick the shit outta the guy until he was satisfied he was not getting back up. It was funny as shit to see this. Some big monster, MMA fighter dude thinking he had an easy mark and one sentence in the dude was seriously regretting his life choices. Funny thing is because of my friends demure size and his overall very affable demeanor, worse thing that ever happened was security asking us to leave. Guy never lost a fight. F'ing hilarious.

@sneesus98

5 ай бұрын

People on the smaller size can be much more ruthless and vicious in conflicts to compensate for a lack of physical strength. It's risky, could kill someone but like he said, you could die if you don't win

"If you want to get in a fight for absolutely no reason whatsoever, come on down to Boston" - Jon Stewart

@lordoffaiyum9727

2 жыл бұрын

So true

@yawnthedinosaur9566

Жыл бұрын

Just wrote about this on comment earlier lol… my favorite memory of Boston is bar in Chelsea .. random chair flying through the air and landing on the back of my head 😬🤣🤣

@PrincessLockette

Ай бұрын

What about New Jersey? 😂

Watching Bill Burr reliving his young days was awesome. Just a crazy time to be young and just finding trouble and brotherhood every night. Family on the streets.Very cool.

My mum grew up pretty rough in London but there was always supposed to be lines you didn't cross. However, when you went further away, it was a free-for-all. So while fist fights were normal where she lived, they'd bite off noses and ears further out. She ended up working in a famous pub out in ear-biting territory. It was so violent, the bouncers were like undercover cops and would sit at the end of the bar in street clothes. When it'd go off, they had a hidden stash of pickaxe handles to fight the customers with. It's not a different era, it's like a different planet.

@Neamcel225

6 ай бұрын

Mayhem!

guy punches a girl in the face Joe: “Oh, he knows how to punch.”

@wilabanodeniro9780

3 жыл бұрын

It’s possible to hit girls with good technique too

@x0myspace0x

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, just because you're a girl, doesn't mean you can slap or punch someone. That's gender equality right there.

@wilabanodeniro9780

3 жыл бұрын

It’s actually very sexist to even bring it up. If that was a make,no one would bat an eyelid.It’s 2021, get with the times

@lancermaza6726

3 жыл бұрын

@@wilabanodeniro9780 cool, it’s just a punch, it’s not like he elbowed her.

This the most enjoyable podcast for ages. Just great stories.

@rickygarza3011

4 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah. I loved every second of this podcast! I could listen to them two all day!

@knoknives5579

4 жыл бұрын

Everyone between the age of 30-60 in Boston has a million stories like this😂 I’m from here and my dad and all his friends have countless stories identical to these

@castpod9322

4 жыл бұрын

m.kzread.info/dash/bejne/l6mqpamHd5zfm7Q.html Watch video on Bill vs Bill 😂❤️

I love when these guys tell old Boston stories! Lived my whole life a stone’s throw from Grill 93. Both these guys tell stories about crazy guys they knew and I can always relate it to guys I knew or stil know. There’s a certain kind of grit, character and humor that comes out of this area, especially from Boston and North through the “Merrimack Valley” where Grill 93 is that is pure gold. It’s very evident in Burr’s stand up. He’s still 90% Boston man!

I can relate to the stories and I can relate to Bill's position. I grew up on the outskirts of St. Louis. Middle school up was basically gladiator camp. It wasn't a couple fights a year like a lot of people I met later would say about their schools. It wasn't a fight per week or just one per day. It was multiple fights in multiple parts of the school between every single period. Kids getting hauled off in ambulances. I saw a kid blast a kid point blank in the side of the head with a brick and proceeded to pound him while he twitched on the ground. I had around 5 fights in that 7 year period and I was the anomaly. I was the one who ducked fights. I was the easy mark that nobody took advantage of. Meanwhile my friends were full on savages. We were almost in the country but sort of close to the suburbs. I remember when we would run into people at the mall and they found out what school we went to we just had an automatic pass. Mind you, I thought all of this was normal until my late 20s that I learned that fights were much more rare most other places. To this day I have PTSD from that. People around me now think I am war ready and I am not. I am actually afraid to fight. If you see me, I have definitely seen you. I analyze everyone as a threat first even as I smile in their face. As they smile at mine I am thinking of ways this can go sideways. It was drilled into me that beatings are just a bad choice of words away. And country boys and girls can fight.

@check1240

Жыл бұрын

Where were you LoL? I am from STL county area.

@WickedestVoodoo

Жыл бұрын

@check1240 Jeffco. Grew up in High Ridge and went to Northwest. There wasn't a lot of crossover between North County and Jeffco. So I have no idea what your situation was like. However, if it were the 70s through the 90s, it was probably the same but demographically different. I have friends from South County that have pretty much the same story as me so it wouldn't surprise me if the infamous North County was just about the same.

@josephwhen363

11 ай бұрын

Sounds like Tahlequah Oklahoma

@vankraemer2979

8 ай бұрын

I’m from Jeff co went to fox and never got into a fight actually, just in hockey but I never would count that as a actual fight

“The guy brought equipment.” 😂😂

@rj6288

3 жыл бұрын

Okay first of all don't touch me

I’m from Boston. Absolutely nothing has changed. People here don’t use guns-they throw their hands, and no one calls the cops.

@steverambo4692

3 жыл бұрын

The way it should be

@youtubeaccount4970

3 жыл бұрын

Everybody has a blade tho

@mattymatt6970

3 жыл бұрын

you guys sum shit up so much. theres so much gun violence in Dorchester, Roxbury, and mattapan. lmao. it's a culture of gun violence since the 80s. but ya, the rest of boston, this stands true.

@mattdoe531

3 жыл бұрын

pftttt its either gang violence or ball-less yuppies now wtf are you talking about

@mattymatt6970

3 жыл бұрын

@@mattdoe531 I agree

Got to love stories from my hometown. Growing up in Beantown was not easy in the 80s and 90s but Bill Bur makes these stories so hilarious.

This is one of the greatest moments in the podcasts history

"Boston is a fighty place"-I was in a Boston supermarket picking out produce and an old woman just randomly started ramming her cart into me to get me to move. I had been standing there for less than 3 seconds. People in Boston will fight you over anything. God holds the Irish close to his heart.😂🤣😂🤣😂

@mikelynch7271

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣 ... born N raised - very true

@ericmatthews9799

4 жыл бұрын

Was it at Stop and Shop or Johnnie's Foodmaster?

@KelticTim

4 жыл бұрын

Stop. I was born and raised there, I’ve lived all over the east coast since becoming an adult, it’s no worse than anywhere else, we just have knobs who love to perpetuate that myth. It’s Bullshit.

@subgrappling805

4 жыл бұрын

K T Your bizarre overreaction to all of this tends to give credibility to the claims of Bostonians being hot-headed. Just saying.

@jacobkurtz6976

4 жыл бұрын

Shut up lol

Similar to Joe’s story about the girl getting punched - I witnessed a girl get slammed in the face by a drunk dude while I bartending, and the bar became a WWF free-for-all. I’d never seen anything like it. The funniest move I’ve ever seen in a fight happened, too, when a guy went out onto the bar patio, grabbed one of those massive 6 ft. tall space heaters, held it like a battering ram and jousted his way through the hoard. It was so f’n entertaining that I poured myself a beer, sat on the counter next to the register and watched it as if I were watching a heavyweight tile match on television. To this day, I’ve never seen a bar fight that insane. If Dalton and Wade Garret showed up, I wouldn’t have even been surprised.

@thebuffmister90

3 жыл бұрын

The Road House reference is the cherry on top

@dev_jana

3 жыл бұрын

Tell the whole story

@flawlesswhoreless7691

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@Axodyl

3 жыл бұрын

Good to see somebody out there is keeping the gentlemans art of jousting alive, however he can

@gilbertacosta7434

3 жыл бұрын

That sounds freaking awesome!

This is one of the top 3 moments on Rogan ALL TIME!

Bill burr is an amazing story teller

Joe “always the commentator” Rogan

@jw528

4 жыл бұрын

some people are trying to turn the situation into something its not www.abc.net.au/news/2020-06-14/fox-news-removes-altered-images-of-seattle-protest-zone-chaz/12353582

@castpod9322

4 жыл бұрын

m.kzread.info/dash/bejne/l6mqpamHd5zfm7Q.html Watch video on Bill vs Bill 😂❤️

@theio1

4 жыл бұрын

He is a Leo. Classic trait

‪*Girl gets decked in the face by some guy*‬ ‪Joe: OH MY GOD THAT’S IT! SHE’S OUT COLD‬

@tonatiuhesquivel7532

4 жыл бұрын

“Right on the button” 😂

@Kyle-ww3sb

4 жыл бұрын

“SHES HURT”

@alexhodgson7254

4 жыл бұрын

“OH!!!”

@austina8484

4 жыл бұрын

“BOOM”

@caspar_gomez

4 жыл бұрын

severely diminished

"I wanted this hand to get it's revenge" 😂😂😂😂😂

It's great hearing Boston stories as I lived outside of Boston but went there all the time as the suburbs were boring. Saw most of the best fighting in the Garden. I loved when Lyndon Byers played for the Bruins.

@thisismyrealname2860

Жыл бұрын

Celtics games at the Garden as a kid in the 80s was amazing, fights everywhere, I cant even imagine what Bruins games must have been like

@harrykadaras9459

Жыл бұрын

@ThisIS MyRealName when the WWWF came to the Garden, it was fight night... I saw a full 30-man brawl pop off in the bathroom! It was a fight for survival just to make it out of there!

@NickKetola

Жыл бұрын

LB from WAAF. Loved that guy

@Neamcel225

6 ай бұрын

oh, if you liked fights, had to be Pie McKenzie.

@dancinditedforyears6736

6 ай бұрын

​@@NickKetolaMe too

I love how Bill Burr can admit he’s not a fighter and still be considered a “mans man”.

@GangstaStan010

3 жыл бұрын

Because he wont back down from one. lol

@akjohnny5997

3 жыл бұрын

i don't see it, he's clearly saying he's basically a pussy. a nice guy

@dansmith935

3 жыл бұрын

U never been in fights in ur life because in real life a fight is a fight not mma rules or boxing . Don't ever under estimate nobody

@whoopityscoop5029

3 жыл бұрын

@@dansmith935 what the fuck are you talking about Dan?

@akjohnny5997

3 жыл бұрын

@@whoopityscoop5029 there's a lot of autistic comments on youtube latey, people talking like they're replying to the wrong comment

Growing up in Boston in the 70’s and eighties Friday night was fight night

@mikefondanova4413

4 жыл бұрын

Fact we had a bar called street lights changed to street fights one of the Bruins was part owner

@lancemilliken9078

4 жыл бұрын

Mike Fondanova go Bruins

@Macleod644

4 жыл бұрын

Fab StillSmokin my dad grew up on south side of Boston. One time the kids on the other side of tracks tried to steal my uncle’s gumball machine, and put a giant screwdriver to his stomach. They told my dad (his older brother) that if he didn’t take an ass whoopin’ they would put that screwdriver through my uncles stomach. My pops took that beat down. Then went back with all his friends later that night and beat the living shit out of all of them. That was the 70’s tho.

@JRWolfgang1

4 жыл бұрын

Why did you spell 80s but not 70s?

@budfox2337

4 жыл бұрын

I went to bars in Boston in the late 80’s and early 90’s, steroid era, lots of fights. Never see fights anymore.

“First of all don’t touch me” lmao that killed me 😂

I love it when Bill Burr is relaxed and having fun. Warms my heart. Such a treat 😊

@spencerantoniomarlen-starr3069

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@Sublime_37

Жыл бұрын

Lol same.

@forzajuve4845

Жыл бұрын

They need Patrice there too

@czechmix221

Жыл бұрын

Joe is great at making anyone relax

@Tritiuminducedfusion

7 ай бұрын

"Warms your heart"... bit dramatic? 🙄🙄🙄

Bills the friend that takes forever to pass the joint

@gs7843

4 жыл бұрын

You pass cigars?!

@gs7843

4 жыл бұрын

@Ethan Rhodes uh uh uh I don't think so...I think he genuinely meant it

@someguy-ty1fg

4 жыл бұрын

Man idgaf he can fuckin hold onto it aslong as he keeps tellin stories!

@craigoneill2216

4 жыл бұрын

Graham Soby yea I did genuinely mean it what’s the problem?

@gs7843

4 жыл бұрын

@@craigoneill2216 oh jeeeeesus.....

"Didn't wash my hands after that one" 😂 underrated line

I felt it when Bill said, "I think I'll be the funny guy"

I started chuckling when Bill described that cop having a handful of that guys neck & jugular

@Scrotumofbodom1

2 жыл бұрын

Try to push me down the stairs eh?

I'm from Boston and I will say, Bostonians are just built different. The community is full of characters like Bill describes. The culture of Boston just breeds a certain type of person 😂

@alexrhughes

Жыл бұрын

and a lot of us are funny

@cyanidechrist

Жыл бұрын

Born and raised in Billerica doesn't mean you're "from Boston".

@pp-bb6jj

Жыл бұрын

We call these people Irish you know? :))

@dylanoleary3805

Жыл бұрын

@@cyanidechrist Bro, Joe and Bill are telling stories about Newton, Canton, and god damn Chelsea in the video. We're being a little fast and loose with the word Boston here as it is

@thisismyrealname2860

Жыл бұрын

@@cyanidechrist importance of proximity to boston lessens the farther from boston you go. By the time i hit the mississippi everyone thinks i am from Boston (I'm NH), by the time I hit Cali i just tell people I am

I grew up in the Boston area, around the same age as Bill, love hearing their stories!

As a New Yorker who moved to the Boston area back then...Joe and Bill are 100% correct, wild days!

“We were three abreast” burrs out here speaking Shakespearean

@heshanperera1581

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly I was like okay sure Bill 😂😂😂

@tombystander

3 жыл бұрын

F1 talk

@blademaster9575

3 жыл бұрын

I'm glad i'm not the only one who caught that 😂😂

@zogbogbean2464

2 жыл бұрын

Bills a wordsmith man part of bein a comedian is knowin some vocab maaaan

@PoeticAbstraction

2 жыл бұрын

@@zogbogbean2464 yes true but that’s not Bill burr schtick, he’s more of the clowning on someone who says abreast type comedian 😂

I grew up in Boston, and went to bars in the 1970s. It was like that. I was no fighter, but when the time came you had to throw down. I'm just remembering the old funny stories now. You can't make this shit up. good times - lots of laughs.

Luv it! The good ol' days! Just imagine sitting around a bar talking and listening to the stories.

Love this two together. Bill actually has some respect for Joe.

Bill Burr is such an amazing story teller. Could listen to him all day. "The characters I grew up with, they weren't trying to be funny. He was dead serious when he said that."

This is my favorite jre clip lol. Love hearing these stories 😂😂

My buddy and I used to ride the commuter rail into North Station ( the old Garden ) when we 14 we'd walk around town go to headlines make our way back to to North Station and proceed to get cocked at the Iron Horse. Saw many shit show party fights. Boston in late 70s early 80s was a crazy town.

@thisismyrealname2860

Жыл бұрын

I grrew up.going to games in the 80s and 90s, I'm glad I just caught the tail end of that era it was pretty nuts. I got in fights all the time at hardcore shows in boston, i didn't realize until after I had traveled to other cities that that was not normal everywhere

@philcrowley1344

Жыл бұрын

Holy shit I haven't thought of the Iron Horse in years

"Old Boston fight stories", yeah, they don't call us "Massholes" for nothing, lmao

@zeked4200

4 жыл бұрын

Hey! Most of us are decent people...until you piss us off.

@jdub7771

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly lol

@sydneywebbe7737

4 жыл бұрын

I grew up in a suburb in Massachusetts...and there was always a big fight happening.

@castpod9322

4 жыл бұрын

m.kzread.info/dash/bejne/l6mqpamHd5zfm7Q.html Watch video on Bill vs Bill 😂❤️

@dorothygaby7015

4 жыл бұрын

Eastern Mass* - we dont like you either lmao

Did Bill and his friends randomly beat up a family game of Monopoly?? 😂😂😂

@jimbarino2

4 жыл бұрын

It was a couple's night. If the guys at least didn't puss out, I bet you they got some action that night.

@Montoya1991

4 жыл бұрын

@@jimbarino2 I don't think they pussed out , what happened was they got jumped without knowing what was going on

@-lll-ll-llll-AVE

4 жыл бұрын

If it was monopoly then getting interrupted by a brawl was probably a preferable outcome lmao

@-lll-ll-llll-AVE

4 жыл бұрын

We all know what happens to friendships after a monopoly

@totallybored5526

4 жыл бұрын

In Boston Monopoly is played differently. If you pass go you get a beating

“I shouldn’t tell these stories. But anyways...!” 😂

10:10 is the funniest most accurate summation of the Boston fighting mentality

That’s when you know he’s a homie. “What am I doing? I’m gonna get murdered but he’s my friend”

@okaynevermind5130

3 жыл бұрын

❤️

"my boxing coach had his finger bit off in a fight" jesus christ, imagine the guy who bites off a trained boxers finger

@andrewkotcher5704

2 жыл бұрын

the guy was on pcp too!

I went to Terry O’Reilly’s hockey camp in the late 60’s. He was a complete badass! But in camp with the kids, he was the kindest coach!

I spent 40 years in Boston. Right next to Chelsea and listen to people in Florida talk about fights and just laugh. Sooo many fights and crazy things happened!!

I'm in Texas. Whenever a fight goes down, I look for where I would need to take cover if the shooting starts

"I wanted this hand to get it's revenge" lmfao I'm dead bro

A few of us went to see this hardcore band in Boston around 1995/96, we got in and then not even a minute into the first song...a guy got thrown out of a window! I've been hooked on that band ever since.💪✌️

@LiterallyCensoredDaily

Жыл бұрын

What band?

@thisismyrealname2860

Жыл бұрын

Don't leave a fellow 90s boston hardcore fan hanging, what band and what club?

@chrisg7731

9 ай бұрын

Was it Only Living Witness? I’m not from Boston but they’re heavy as shit.

Burr is a MASTER storyteller.

“He uncorked the perfect right hand”

Lived in Boston for 25 years now, it’s not really like this anymore, the good will hunting type of ”you want to go? Let's go” type fights don't happen much, it’s a safe city, cops get on your ass quick. Only fights I’ve seen in the past few years are plastered college kids playing patty cake at quincy market. But back early late 90s and 00s... yeah there was a code like a hockey fight - cops would give ya a go which was about 15 seconds... as long as it was all fists.

@KelticTim

4 жыл бұрын

It hasn’t been like that since the early 2000s. That’s when it all started to change and go super liberal, man bun wussy town.

@KelticTim

4 жыл бұрын

There was never a “code” and cops would let you go at it. Stop.

@TheRealBobMarley

4 жыл бұрын

East coast code was different in the late 80s. Heavy taekwondo influence which embodies respect. Outside of Dojo, On the streets complete opposite back then. Brawls every night. My uncle David Randall fought in Rhode Island in the 80s under Danny Zarbo and became Super Lt Wt 135-40 N. American and European Kickbox champion.

@ElNiNjA246

4 жыл бұрын

@@jonbarron8049 im 20 but man i truly wish i lived in a world witrh no internet

@ElNiNjA246

4 жыл бұрын

maybe like these guys with a mix of both

man bills such a great storyteller, i can literally picture everything he says ,the way bill creates these parallels, "its like a tornado ,you dont know where its gonna go" the imagery lol, that had me laughing so hard, such a funny guy

Great stories man , I could listen to you for hours , hilarious !!!.

I laughed so hard at "it was the wrong party" ALSO the fact that Joe, the guy traveling to twd tournaments, NOT wanting to kick ass but just trying to get away? Instantly understood that, the selfdefense guys are always the ones that DONT wanne fight.

@NewbieGeek123

2 жыл бұрын

I wont fight people just because everyone is beating the shit out of eachother. If its not a friend of mine getting hit or no one tried to hit me I dont see any reason to jump in the action…

@happymess3219

2 жыл бұрын

😶 also, i think there's a law that says folks highly trained in any kinda self defense or hand to hand combat have to 'register their hands' once they reach pro level. i know boxers do. their hands are literally considered a deadly weapon. they ain't allowed to get into random fights like that. for them, it ain't assault, it's considered attempted murder.

The only thing missing from this is traditional Irish music simmering up as the story telling begins.

I picture bill burrs stories like they do it in drunk history and it really brings it home to me

Bill Burr is such a great storyteller

I used to live in Chelsea, I know the bar Bill's talking about, hilarious.

@johnb7053

4 жыл бұрын

I worked at Kayem foods when I was a teenager and some guys I worked with brought me to King Arthur’s in Chelsea, it was phenomenal first time being served liquor that became the spot after that

@mione134

4 жыл бұрын

@@johnb7053 They just demolished King Arthurs. What a fucking place.

@lordshiva83

3 жыл бұрын

King Arthurs.I used to go in there wit my buddies when we were 17 lol There was a porn store right across lmfao

@dansmith935

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@SeamHead33

3 жыл бұрын

Yup I guessed King Arthur's. They're turning it into a marijuana dispensary now

Bouncing in Boston was the wildest time I ever had. 10/10 would recommend for action.

@tonyiommi2380

4 жыл бұрын

@@koolmaaan or to stop acting like a tough guy on the internets

@udednow

4 жыл бұрын

@Karl Papp p u s s y b o i

@dominickschrute3084

4 жыл бұрын

@Karl Papp then youd be in prison. Youd have some great fight stories then though.

I laughed loud AF at work 🤣 after he said, we asked him, why didn't you throw the other arm because I wanted to get this arm lick back 🤣🤣🤣🤣 this had me in tears laughing and writing my comment 😂

Boston in the 80s. Love it!!

Bill: “I’m gonna tell a quick version” Joe: **whispers** “tell the whole version”. Bill: “no”

“He’d wrapped his hands going to work” 😂😂😂 I heard a lot of stories about people who lived In the Boston area would do that goin to work or going out

This guy is most hilarious I've have seen on Rogan podcast, it's exiting watching him....🤣

ive seen this video 4 times and i'll never get bored of it

Wow , this really brings back memories. These guys are so spot on with the vibe of that era. I was born in Boston in the late 50's and still live in MA today. The fight mentality they describe was very real in the 70's and 80's. Joe said,"You could feel it in the air". Like how animals can sense an earthquake before it happens. You had to live here to really experience that. I was a cop for 25 yrs and dealt with some intense bar room brawls or "donnybrooks" over the years. I've ridden my motorcycle around the country and have been to many biker bars and have seen some "quarrels" but they don't compare to the insanity of Massachusetts back then. Don't get me wrong this is still a very violent country, but how they describe these times is an era gone by.

@daryllndemmayah4874

2 жыл бұрын

Hopefully it means things are getting better

@LiterallyCensoredDaily

Жыл бұрын

@@daryllndemmayah4874 nah, they just use guns or have people arrested for defending themselves in a fist fight nowadays. Kinda forced to bottle it all up until people get ended instead of injured, or at least take that risk. Even without weapons and legal charges, the mental health treatment out there for throwing a punch can mess people up for life.

can everyone have the mentality of these two the world would be a better place x

@jakemac1396

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah... WAAAYYY too many assholes at bars that wanna show off and act like douche bags by starting a fight. Fake macho bullshit.

@Hi-ov5nj

4 жыл бұрын

well look at you solving all of the worlds problems

This was so enjoyable to watch, LOL you two Rock 🍻

If I were to recall and tell stories about all the brawls I witnessed, and was part of, when I was growing up in Jersey during the 70s and 80s it would take an hour, or more, to do the stories any justice. As Burr and Rogan said, when you get a lot of people drunk and high on drugs in over populated industrial cities, the probability of brawling goes up exponentially.